why isn't there 'pony themed' phone sex available on the market?
>>30304725
Because it's a niche thing and the only people willing to do such a job are obese neckbeards whomst cannot imitate a feminine voice to save their life.
Have some green my friend
do you like strong mares, /mlp/?
>>30304575
I like all mares.
>>30304575
>rainbow dash
>strong
Good one, anon.
>>30304575
>high test
No.
Oh come on, they're cute, stop being a stick in the mud.
>>30304136
I will cum on them because they are cute. I want to put my stick in their mud.
>>30304136
I just hate that they're all teenagers.
Equestria Girls was shit when it was first announced and it's still shit now.
What do you guys think of my merch?
good thread, kid
>>30304101
Whatcha gonna do with the box cutter, anon?
>>30304101
cringe threads belong on bee, redditor.
Nyx
More likeDaughter I would love unconditionally.
>>30303701
nyxfag
More like roleplaying that we are martyrs
>>30303793
I don't care if you think I'm the bad guy.
>>30303824
I DON'T CARE (love you nyx) SERIOUSLY NO (tryhard deep discourse)
WHO CARES IF YOU DO (does another tryhard post to sound cool and collected) WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
ITT: Describe a pony using a video game
>>30303627
how could Dash fit into this vacuum cleaner? Did the author have a vacuum cleaner vore fetish or something?
>>30303638
That's not RD, that's just her hair
Just look how cleanly it's cut
>>30303627
First two to come to mind:
>Fluttershy: Animal Crossing
>Starlight Glimmer: Sonic '06
Is MLP better than E3 2017?
you can't you compare two completely different formats of entertainment.
>>30303249
Fuck no
>>30303249
A pile of dogshit is better than E3 2017, Jesus what a fucking shitshow.
Boy Anon I sure love the taste of Dragon semen.
Did you know discord has 2 penises 2!!
That's double the pleasure.
Oh and when he plays with my ponut, it's just the best!
Anyways, i came to invite you to our wedding. I need someone to be discords best man.
And I couldn't think of anyone Better then you.
After all we've been friends for years.
ͧ
>>30303208
Gee fluttershy, you're lets you play with TWO dicks?!
Boy fluttershy! how does it feel to be cucked?
So, I just watched the EQG specials in English, since they're unofficially out.
For anyone who's also seen them too, did the Shadowbolts get new voice actors? They don't feel as "natural" as the ones in Friendship Games. Sugarcoat especially isn't delivering her lines with a punch.
30 YEARS
>>30303030
>mfw literally no one on this board will get this
That's fine. It's still a nice little in-joke of mine that I'll enjoy.
>30303030
not worthy of a (you), flaming faggot
>shoddy greentext of anon chad thundercock effortlessly getting laid by any mare and being a god at sex by someone with the writing comprehension of a grade schooler and the sexual education of a novice doujin artist
>>30302635
I know, it's a shame. I want some variety in greens for once. Maybe one where anon is a sore loser and has to win the ponies over, or better yet, a story that doesn't have sex scenes at all! But I'm the only one who wants such things, so I am the minority. Everyone else is perfectly fine with self inserting as chad thundercock.
>>30302635
>expertly-written adventure greentext of Anon being autistic in Equestria and not getting laid and going on adventures
>>30302667
>loser anon
>no sex
I come here for fantasy, not true to life instances
Seems like almost every Twifag I run into or talk to is a gay homo. Your dick does not belong anywhere near another dude or his butthole. You are not normal. Why does Twilight attract all the guys and boys that like dudes?
>>30302583
I don't have a slowpoke slow enough so this will have to do
I agree with you, by the way, but you're still a faggot by default of being OP
I'm not gay, my penis is.
>>30302583
what about the mouthsex?
You are in Equestria and have Kilgrave's powers (your body releases pheromones that allow you to command ponies who come in contact with you through speech. Your influence can last at most a day, but you'll have to interact with them again to refresh it). The ponies cannot resist you
What do you do?
rape
>>30302399
Stay in your fetish thread faggot.
>>30302422
Pretty much saw that coming, as even Kilgrave indulged in it
I love every one of you here and I hope you have a great day
>>30302041
y-you too
>>30302041
Pasta pls go
>>30302041
Thanks, Anon. You too.
Trailer coming Soon™
WHERE'S MY TRAILER YOU MONEY-GRUBBING FUCKS??
no porn, no reason to care.
Like >relevancy
>>30302035
What's the plot of the movie?
>Walk into cave in everfree forest
>see this
What now?
>>30301924
The only logical thing...boop
>>30301924
Hide your shitty thread.
>>30301924
>prepare my anus