gay general kleppe edition is fail tfw no bf edition

Why have a bf when you could have a friend who will cuddle with you?

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what are you doing to get a bf by tomorrow?

>>5718982
because thats not a BF you cant celebrate valentines day with a cuddle buddy

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>>5718987

I'm being extra fierce

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>>5719011
hows that working for you?

I see you still don't have a bf...

>>5719018

You can see no such thing

>>5718965
>rolled up sleeves
>vest
>clunky shoes

DROPPED

>>5718965
Thank Gaga. I don't know who's pushing this ebbin Kleppe meme but it's bad and dumb and I hate it

>>5718987
being sick

why do i keep coming here
do i hate myself
do i think i don't deserve to be around people i like
why does everyone disappoint me

50 posts left on the old thread

>>5715957
>>5715957
>>5715957

>>5719118
FUCK THE OLD THREAD T B H

>>5719112

do you want to be skype friends

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>>5719118
stop linking to that disgusting twink

post chris pratt

>>5719135
No fuck you

I'm getting tired of everybody bitching about not having a boyfriend.

I fail to see how having a boyfriend will solve anything.

Everybody longs for their bf but when he comes around you realize it doesn't change anything.

Admittedly life is objectively better when you have somone to bond with on that level, but all this groveling and wishing you had one like you need oxygen is pathetic. And it's certainly not going to attract anyone to you.

>>5719135
are you weird

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>>5719137

>>5719146
i never have to worry about dating because i'm always pining over my last crush

>>5719146
whatever bf will solve everything

>>5718982
I wish I had even this
>tfw no bf or friends :(

>>5719161
same desu:(

>>5719137
Stop making threads 70 posts early just because you don't like what's in the OP. You are cancer.

>>5719149

I'm a slutty kinkster but I'm not vocal about it unless you ask.
Mostly i just watch anime, draw for game devs and talk about artsy and sciencey nonsense.
I mean, i don't think i'm anything out of the ordinary but who isn't just a little bit weird, huh

>>5719159
Nah, you're just gonna substitute one set of problems for another set.

Instead of worrying about being alone you'll find things to worry about him.

It never ends.

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>>5719174
why are you so MAD? are you that kleppe cancer guy?

>>5719194
No, it's because you're ignoring the true reason for gg dying.
>>5717070

>>5718987
Kidnap somebody. Any takers?

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>>5718987
Make my own.

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>>5719198
I'm not on the list

Anyone wanna just pretend to be my bf for a day? It'll be mutually beneficial.

>>5719222
we could be kik bfs XD

>>5719229
Well I suppose it's something.

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rate my dick please!

http://imgur.com/2GFCEQz

>>5719287
Small out of a bigger number

>>5719287
Hard to judge a flacid dick, you could be a grower rather than a shower.

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>>5719287

>>5719218
you're not important enough to be noted

>>5719287
not good desu senpai

>>5719287
4chan Rule number 2
Hookup and "rate me"/camwhore threads belong on /soc/.

>>5719331

does that look like a thread to you?

its a post, numbnuts

>>5719344
That's still against the rules though.

>>5719354

which rule?

>>5719100
as if he'd ever give you a second glance. or first glance.

>>5719362
>4chan Rule number 2
>Hookup and "rate me"/camwhore threads belong on /soc/.
Pretty much even if you want to post dick pics and say it's you, even as a reply, it's against the rules.

>>5719370

the operative word is "thread", like i already explained.

lrn 2 read

>>5719182
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sure whats your skype

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>>5719382
I feel like you're just mad that a trip called you small.

>>5719370
>>5719382
Only one way to settle this.

TRIAL BY COMBAT

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>>5719393

i feel like you are conflating two different people on purpose to distract from the fact that you are a retard with 2nd grade level reading comprehension

Hi boys~

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>>5719397
I'd just sit on him until he dies from a lag of air

bottoms over 5"8 should just kill themselves desu

>>5719404
Hey there ^_^

>>5719393
>that a trip called you
Holy shit, the inflated sense of self importance.

>>5719393
>implying being a tripfag is some sort of staus symbol

>>5719416
>>5719423
I never called him small.

>>5719429
That was not the point, you fat moron.
Just leave. You, Circe and those other new trips need to be purged.

>>5719413
semi-related but deres this woman where i work whos like 6"3/6"4 or something ridiculous shes really pretty tho
>>5719443
this ngl

>>10948663
This fucker and his pretty face ruined my day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nB8cp2wNak&feature=youtu.be

>tfw no autistic manbaby bf who has to cuddle tape or he starts crying

>>5719414
:o tfw someone gave me a cute face

>>5719391

circedaeaea

>>5719480
^o^

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Ive been experiencing some serious self realisation over the last few months of trying to interact with new people

I have realised I will never, ever have a bf, just based on the way people receive me, the way I never get anyones number or have any interesting conversations

How do I come to terms with it?

I want to give up all hope, but every time I read some poorly illustrated web comic or see pictures of bfs on this board I want to try again, but its just not happening

>>5718965
i dont understand how a man and a woman can fall in love with each other

>>5719369
I have confidence in myself lol. Unlike most of the people on here

>>5719471
You have an odd fetish there, anon.

>>5719546
become a different person

>>5719483
cool i'll add you later once i'm done pretending to work

>>5719546
I'm pretty much the same desu.

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>tfw not ugly

Feels good man

>>5719605
Not on the outside at least.

>>5719610
All that matters desu

tune t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjClw6hqvK4

>>5719605
Me too anon
Life is sweet

>>5719605
>tfw not ugly but a recluse shut-in so still no boyfriend
Feels bittersweet man.

>tfw the only ones that give a damn about me are my dogs and they probably won't be alive in about six years.

>>5719678
It's ok anon. You'll find someone eventually. I mean you are pretty qt

>>5719685
Heh, thanks anon, though you probably wouldn't say that if you saw me. :p

I have gotten good at convincing myself that I'm fine being single but then I see a cute gay couple and want a bf so badly

>>5719697
I would kiss you regardless of how you lok

I can't figure out how to style my hair. Whts looks good on a lanklet?

>>5719727
Aww, well thanks :p

>>5709618
Is me, you may now scream and run away.

>>5719727
>>5719685
Aww bless you
That's a nice anon

Does praying the gay away actually works? I've heard someone mentioning it IRL. Thanks

>>5719738
long hair

>>5719767
Of course not. Source: I'm a Christian who realized I was gay in like 9th grade and I tried to pray the gay away for 3 years

>>5719773
Not trying to look like kleepe or whatever the fuck his name is desu

>>5719776
I don't believe you prayed hard enough

>>5719776
>realized I was gay in like 9th grade
Lucky

>>5719739
About to do just that.

A cuddlebuddy of mine invited me to go see a german opera with them tonight.
I'm putting on my fanciest.
Also very nervous.

>>5719797
Story of my life desu :(

>>5719800
Show us your fanciest desu

>>5719828

It's not exactly appropriate to post here.
Imma just be bullied for being feminine.

>>5719836
We all think ur cute, some are just jealous tbvh

>>5719852

It's a dress, okay, i'm not posting it here.

>>5719800
>A cuddlebuddy of mine
>cuddlebuddy
what's that? how does it work
your buddy but you two cuddle too? and he doesn't get boner from it so you don't have sex?
you just cuddle? just that? ok. lmao

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>>5719739

>>5719862

It's actually a lady.
And we just make out and suck on each others' chest and stuff, i mean, we don't JUST cuddle.
We're attracted to one another we just.. i dunno.
Our crotches and butts might get involved one day but they haven't, yet.

>>5718987
Getting a male prostitute to pretend to care about me. ._.

>>5719947
lol. are you really?

>>5719969
Seriously considering it, anon.

Why are small french boys ao qt?

>>5720012
DELETE THIS

>>5720027
It's too late, anon. We have seen it!

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>>5720027
ay garcon

calm down

>>5720044
Ewwww no thanks

>>5720012
Italian best tier bro

>>5719870
Hehehehe

i think gg has reached its lowest ever point
everyone ITT is cancer

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>>5720219
UR CANCER FAGGOT

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>>5719287
>rate my dick please!

>>5720219
No one is even posting

Anyone else unapologetically glad a man died today?

RIP Antonin Scalia :^)

>>5718987
nothing
this guy i used to have feelings for has been flirting with me and it makes me feel :/ b/c i know it's just because he got dumped a couple days ago and v-day is around the corner

>>5719738
if you have an angel face go w/ long hair
otherwise just short on the sides, longer on top is p basic

>>5719725
tru...

>at a restaurant with family
>dad points at feminine gay guy and says 'that guy reminds me of you'
>mom gets mad at dad for comparing me to a fag while dad claims he was only being honest
>they start fighting, mom gets up and leaves the restaurant
>family night out ruined

>>5720219
this t b h
>>5720427
you ruined it by being a faggot

>>5720396
bing bong the bitch got rekt

>>5720427
:/ i'm sorry anon

>>5720427
its not your fault

>>5720427
That sucks man
Damn man, it's not your fault

>>5720427
Well, are you fem? Do your parents know? Is your dad the tolerant one and your mom the psycho?

>>5718987
I'm getting Ann drunk enough that he'll sign the marriage license.

>>5720427
maybe don't be a fem faggot

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>>5719546
Start a thread about this. Post a pic of yourself.

PS, about conversation. Something that works for me is to ask someone a question. Give them a nice smile and while they're answering be thinking of another question, hopefully relating to what they just said. Keep it up. Most people like it when someone appears to care about them.

Also, people are intrinsically interesting. You might have to dig a little to find it but it's there.

Also, be sweet, be sincere... even if you have to fake it. Once you learn to fake sincerity the rest comes easy.

>>5720494
whoops name fell off

>>5720427

Your dad is gonna sneak into your room one night and wreck your boypuss desu like he knows you're a cockloving sissyboy and your mom's obvs a bitch so he's gonna turn you into his obedient cocksleeve to get rid of his blueballs

>>5719947
>Getting a male prostitute to pretend to care about me

Oddly enough it turned out that mine did care about me. We've been together for eight years.

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>>5720541
Just like deadpool

>>5720556
i'm still ??? how the likes of colossus and negasonic teenage warhead got to be characters

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quick! post what you're listening to rite now!

>>5720574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIOrHuAkzNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF-P7amDnqo

>>5720574
Lost in the Echo
Linkin Park

Lol

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>>5720601
true patrician right here

>>5720574
Whitney - no woman

>>5720631
>>5720631
Thanks f a m

>>5720440
>>5720448
>>5720465
thank you guys. my family is fucked up.

>>5720466
they're both homophobes, and my dad was being an asshole. and ya, i am not the most masculine acting guy. i'm not overly fem either though.

>>5720510
why are you like this?

>>5720679

I'm just speaking the truth, sissyboy.

>>5720574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47Fbo4kU2AU
^^^^banger

>>5720556
>Just like deadpool
splain?

>>5720044
Perfect 10/10 boy.

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>Go on Grindr
>see this
what the fuck

Any plans for Valentine's day, gaygen?

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>>5720838
studying
lol

>>5720823
it's a fat black guy who happens to be gay

not wtf material imo

>>5720838
I'm going to watch deadpool by myself. I meant to go today but I had other things to do.

>>5720838
Hopefully maybe have a date
>>5720864
Aww suzu
Have fun and tell me if it's any good

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>>5720510
You've been reading too much nifty.org Senpai. Switch to Bara doujins.

>>5720876
is
is he milking his dad's pecs?

>>5720884
What else would he be doing checking for bara tiddie cancer

>>5718965
Jesus Christ. Those cute faces and nice figures can't save them from their ugly fucking shoes and awful colored clothes.

>>5720704
Go back to /b/ fuckwitt.

>>5720876

>no big tiddy bf w sensitive nips

>>5720903

Girl don't even. Your sissyhole couldn't handle it.

>>5720912
I like the sensitive nips part, but the ridiculously huge pecs in those bara comics are gross.

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>>5718987
I could have gotten one, but I didn't muster up the courage to ask him out on Friday. I'm still in the closet.

I think it's better that I'll be spending Sunday thinking about coming out. I would have regretted rushing the decision because of my feelings towards him.

>>5720926

You just ain't man enough to handle them.

We just had a big earthquake here, somebody hold me :(

>>5720988
It's a shame you didn't get crushed by falling debris, you annoying cunt.

>>5720994
Wow no need to bully me

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>>5720922
Why you hideous little offspring of a badly aimed porn moneyshot that dripped down a whorehouse wall into the open gash of a BDSM trained baboon that was tied upside down on a cross attached to the wall.

When you were born the attending Dr. left the room, found a mop then returned and beat your mother to death with it. The DA refused to press charges for it. The hospital however later fired the Dr. for not using the mop as a pinata stick and beating you to death with it.

You somehow escaped death at the hands of the horrified hospital staff by crawling into a toilet dragging your afterbirth behind you, and flushing the toilet.

PS, this is you

>>5720988
I'll hold you qt

>>5721006
tl;dr

>>5720988
i woke up in the middle of the night a couple days ago b/c i swear we were having one but it was little enough that i wasn't sure if i was just going insane or not

>>5720988
Where are you from?
Never experienced an earthquake desu
>>5721019
Lol, I saw gardaí with guns today and I was kinda spooked because ... Irish police usually don't carry guns
>>5721017
Suzu-kun it's dark where I am, will you hold me ? :3c

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>>5720996
dumb fuckface ass

>tfw bullying

>>5721017
But you responded to it so I know you saw it.

Come on anon, /b/ awaits. I'll show you the way. There's some good stuff being posted right now.

>>5721006

She mad.

>>5721030
you gon die

>>5721046
Nah there was only like 2 ira shootings in Dublin so they're on high alert

>>5721037
i always forget that /b/ exists

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Anyone else watching the debate?

>>5718987
Building a wooden dildo.

>>5721085
Dammit, I should have known that I had a big 'ol trumpboner for a reason.

>tfw no Jew bf

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>>5720574
Watching
>Best of Both Worlds - pt. 1

Feels TNG, man.

>>5721085
Not American so no
Good luck tho,

back from the show
it was surprisingly enjoyable

>tfw will not be cuddled by both Ann and suzu kun at the same time
Damn

And
Guy on grindr "I just want to find the best Fuck of my life" welp, that's how you get and transmit aids

>>5721017
Ty bb

>>5721030
Christchurch, New Zealand. They have been leveling this city for years now

>>5721154
Show dress:3

>>5721154
I really want to see what you looked like tonight.

>>5721179
neat, i used to talk to a guy on skype from there

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>>5721179
>>5721185

oh, i ended up just wearing my black dressy tunic instead.
Here's a picture from us driving there
It goes as long as a short skirt and i wore some black tights and my army boots

>>5721179
Oh fair enough,
New Zealand ... youse have rugby at least

>>5721197
cute :3

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Quick! Claim your husbando before all the good ones are gone!

>>5721239

yeah but obvs see why it's not really a picture for here

So is puppers and me the only #masc4masc posters left
>>5721248
Chris Evans

>>5721197
Can't you shit up one of the infinite tranny boards?

>>5721252
>sludgepuppy
>masc4masc
:^)

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Umm... Diaper fags?

Maybe I need to move now

>>5721257
He's the masciest of of them all bro and look who else is posting like c'mon

>>5721265
have you seen him in that puppy play fag shit?

who /sports/ here?

have you ever met or even heard of a fem or twink liking sports?

>>5721270
ruff ruff motherfucker

>>5721259
so many of the tumblr pups seem to be into it now
:(

>>5721257
:^)

>>5721273
i used to be into baseball, but i haven't paid attention in a long time

>>5721197
I thought this thread was for gay guys only.

>>5721273

I like watching and playing soccer.

>>5721277
I wish you weren't a shitskin, you're super cute otherwise

>>5721282
um
what?

>>5721270
Yes .... implying, it's adorbs and pups are a man's best friend unlike the CD posting here apparently
>>5721273
mma, boxing, escrima
Yeah I know few into sports desu >>5721280
Savage
>>5721282
What? Hes white

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>>5721273
>tfw NFL season is over
Sports entertainment WWE is yearlong though. Both fortunately and not.

>>5721286
Wait is that a guy? My bad, dude.

>>5721280

You don't know my life.

>>5721294

Yeah, i'm a guy.

>>5721273
I love rugby (who doesnt tbqh). Cricket can be entertaining sometimes

>>5721197
Looking good there.

>>5721302

I wouldn't have posted if they hadn't asked, okay
I know it's not a proper selfie to post here

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>>5721273
>have you ever met or even heard of a fem or twink liking sports?

Fencing. Bois are mostly all gay, girls are straight and slutty.

PS, this is Tim Morehouse, Olympian.

>>5721321
yum

>>5721321
man i think fencing is so cool i wish i like went to college and got into it or something

>>5721321

that lighting makes his musculature all that much more beautiful, unfh
Dude's a work of art

>6 unread messages on grindr in the past 2 hours

I know I'm cute but damn

>>5721321
Dayum. Morehouse is a total babe.

I really do wish I had learned how to fence. Or done some awesome sport instead of being a total stereotype in theatre.

>just got grindr for the first time
>tfw I recognize every single one of these guys from school

I will never look at them the same way now

>>5721356
>total stereotype in theatre.
be my bf

>>5721362
I'm scared of getting Grindr. Don't want some creep fucking stalking me.

And honestly, I kind of want more than just sex.

>>5721366
Doubt you'd want me, Anon.

>>5721356
at least what you did was interesting
i was really involved in extracurriculars in school but it was all the really lame shit
spelling bees, orchestra, academic comp, art honors society, newspaper, c h e s s c l u b

>>5721356

The graduate I help with research apparently is big into the fencing club and some other sword thing at school, I'd consider looking into it, but honestly I know nothing about fencing.

>>5721362
>megusta.jpg

>>5721382
heyy bby

>>5721382
>Chess Club
>Newspaper
>Orchestra
Those are really cool, and probably much more interesting than you're giving them credit for.

>>5721393
What's there to know? It's sword-dancing!

>>5721401
tbf i only ever went to one chess club meeting, i just wanted another on my long list of extra bs on my college apps
i am so so bad at chess, it frustrates me to have to sit and think about something for that long

>>5721394
idgi

Also I was thinking of going to one of the yoga club meetings, been awhile since I've done yoga.

>>5721321
there was a kid in my high school who was like an olympic level fencer, hed get to skip school for a week every so often to go to paris for a competition or some shit, i think he ended up going to yale. but he was a goofy looking nerd and wore bow ties all the time so

>>5721422
>yoga pants
Take pictures

what email should i use for my Grindr?

>>5721423
>but he was a goofy looking nerd and wore bow ties all the time so
so he was a fruit

>>5721422
i'm sure there's a joke about fuckpretzels and horse dildos in there but i have a headache and cba to figure it out

Steve Nash is a cute

>>5721414
Aww, that's a shame. Chess is a lot of fun. One of the best dates I had, we played two games of chess, and the loser paid for coffee. The loser was me.

>>5721422
Yoga is pretty awesome. And it's usually pretty decent for core strength. Plus yoga pants feel sexy.

>>5721428

I don't have any yoga pants, not even sure what I was going to wear, guess shorts or something, jeans would be too restrictive.

>>5721434

Probably

>>5721446
Take pictures anyways

>>5721452

No, I probably wouldn't look that sexy doing yoga.

>>5721414
I don't know what idgi means, I'll assume something flirty

>>5721422
I would do yoga, but I would probably break something.

>>5721423
Sounds like you need to hook up with him, tbqh

>>5721452
This.

>>5721460
Post pics anyway, no need for yoga or yoga pants.

guys on grindr are icky...

>>5721460
No, you won't. You'll be red-faced and such. But you usually feel pretty good afterward. It helped my flexibility quite a bit.

>>5721434
maybe he was, probably just a nerd loser tho.
>>5721471
i cant even remember what his name was. fuck facebook~~~

>>5721480
You're on grindr

You're making it icky

>>5721480
youre not IN traffic, you ARE the traffic

>>5721491
I am now, no picture and no information, other than my age

>>5721489
That sucks. I once met a guy from highschool at a gay techno club and went to his place. It was disappointing and he was closet case. The drugs he had were good tho.

>>5721499
didja fuck? what kind of drugs? can i have some?

>>5721471
i don't get it

>>5721445
i played it often enough with my friend and i think i only won once, by accident
chess would be more fun if i could just knock the pieces over with my fist

>>5721499
i went to a gay frat party in a town 45 minutes from where i grew up and saw like 6 guys from my high school and a couple girls
it was bizarre

>>5721508
x and weed, he always had some new shit in HS and I wasn't really feeling it from anybody else in the club so I figured wth, at least I'll get high if nothing else. The sex was disappointing, I should have waited for the x to kick in, but he was in a rush and probably already rolling.

>>5721509
It sounds like you have a nice brain, from what you posted before. I like that. Seeing guys from HS at any gay event or place is kind of weird, have you talked to any and gotten the response "I'm not gay, I here with [gay dude]" It always makes me laugh.

>>5721509
>a gay frat party
i want to go to there
>>5721550
ive never even jerked off while rolling. ive heard its so good itll fuck you up because you can never experience anything like it

what does "Top dog" even mean?

in the context of grindr

>>5721197
finally a selfie where you dont look like you havent showered in a year

>>5721550
all the guys were like 3 years younger than me, i didn't know any of them except by their faces. they all like knew me by name apparently, which was weird, but i guess not that unexpected since i was one of only three out guys at my school, and the only one in my grade.
i did dance with one of the girls though, she was on newspaper with me

>>5721558
it was trashy and not at all like your fraternityx fantasies
it was like so bizarre to me tho, i'd never seen that many gay guys in my life, let alone that many in the same room

>>5721561
people on grindr don't like saying top or bottom
it's all either top bunk(dog), bottom bunk, or my personal favorite
"not a top"

What's the ratio between tops and bottoms?

>tfw you will never get to surprise your hubby like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Gnx4xJHRs

>>5721599
Like 25:75
Gay men are a bunch of sissies these days.

>>5721608
So glad I'm a vers top t b h, makes it so much easier to be a slut.

>>5721619

I think hanging out with slut boi woke up something inside me, i think i'm gonna try being vers more of a shot

>>5721622
>>5721039

>>5721622
you confuse me

>>5721626

look i'm just doing me, don't think about it too much

>>5721604
>ywn worry about an unexpected pregnancy
its a fair trade off imo
that barely even manipulated my emotions btw, the dad couldnt have been less excited, tho he was a certified qt

>>5721558
Any sexual activity is exxxtra great, but I wouldn't say it ruins anything, as long as you aren't an addict and are able to differentiate drug experiences from other kinds of experiences. If you end up having sex on x just don't be a virgin. Drugs shouldn't be used for new experiences ever. They also shouldn't be used to spice up old experiences that you have gotten bored of. You really have to have a strong mind or play it safe if you want to use drugs. Make sure you don't get addicted, it's a real danger, and it's not pretty if it does happen.

>>5721599
I saw a couple of surveys and the ratio seems to be about 1:1 not counting twinks.

>>5721622
heyy

>>5721636

ey bby, wanna come over

>>5721636
>the ratio seems to be about 1:1
i find that very hard to believe
>not counting twinks
but they're like 100% bottoms! that totally skews the data

Holy shit that dunk contest was lit as fuck

>>5721633
tfw you will never date a man as attractive as him

ever

>>5721646
>he barebacked and came inside that dumb white girl
i hope she realizes how good shes got it

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h-hey guys

wanna get on tinychat/gaygenrehab and talk about stuff?

>>5721683
i mean, he wanted a boyfriend not a best friend, no reason to pussyfoot around it

>>5721683
>gay guy being a petty bitch
surprise surprise
>>5721700
post feet

>>5721704

It seems a little harsh though.

He was nice and we could have been really good friends but there was like 0 romantic chemistry

>>5721641
Yeah, I kind of do. Do you like pale tall guys? I am incredibly turned on by the idea of teaching you to be a top, especially if you are submissive. I would still rail you. You are cute af.
>Shrimp was on sale today
>I don't know what to do with what I bought
>I'm thinking curry, but I'm sure there's something more interesting
>What do you think?

>>5721644
Results are from surveys, and thus may be skewed, and including twink in the data would absolutely skew the results, because you are right. Twinks bottom af.

>>5721683
He's an ass, unless he's looking for ltr. I can see an insecure guy not talking to somebody he's attracted to. It really hurts to know you won't get with somebody but still be around that person.

>>5721700
I will if others join also. One other should be fine.

>>5721713
maybe in the tinychat

>>5721717
I'm there

>>5721714
i don't see a problem desu
if you two had been friends before your bad date, then i'd say that was really rude but
you weren't friends before, then you went on a date and it didn't work out. no reason to start working on a friendship when one of you would rather it was romantic

>>5721717
he just doesn't want to get friendzoned

>>5721717
>including twink in the data would absolutely skew the results
that's... not how statistics work. including them would make it more representative and closer to the truth. excluding them intentionally is skewed.

>>5721717

I'm into mostly anyone as long as i can get along with them for awhile first
I'm a friend fucker.
.. what you described does sound kind of hot, tho
Also.. you could try making thai pancake with the shrimps. Do you have egg?

>>5721729

can i come

https://streamable.com/h06t

WATCH THIS

this shit was ridiculous, and Aaron Gordon a Cute! CUTE!

>>5721744
of course friend

where ya at senpai, I'm broadcasting

>>5721746
>sports
>not that cute
PLS GO

>>5721758
jesus christ end yourself faggot

>>5721764
no u

>>5721767
im sorry bb

>>5721737
Obviously, amongst the group "males that prefer males" it would skew the results to disinclude an entire group. There are many groups within the gay community, and while some are skewed more toward top or bottom, the overall is nearly 1:1, including twinks the ratio changes, but not by much. I'm also going off of only like 4 surveys I've seen. It really doesn't mean much. The dude should just be open and honest and he'll find somebody eventually.

>>5721740
I did buy some eggs today. Also, are you me? I am way into the friend thing too. It's kind of my biggest fantasy, make friends with a qt, find out he's gay, fall in love, etc... I'm big on romance.

>>5719198

Rabies is a killer it's a killer
Rabies IS a killer

Also, why the fuck would a survey not include twinks? I know twinks who are tops or verse. Not that that even makes a difference, it's stupid to exclude a whole group.

>>5721773
i forgive you, come to papa

get in this tinychat you faggots

tinychat / gaygenrehab

>>5721812

Mr. Bojangles don't dance.

>>5721790
The surveys included twinks. I discluded them because they skew the results so much. they are like 80% bottom. I was trying to boost the confidence of Anon. If Anon wants a twink top, good luck.

>Circe left TC before I could talk to him
>sadface.jpg

>>5721849

sorry, not feeling so good tonight.

>>5721858
That's okay, I'm not offended. I looked up thai pancakes. They look like crepes, which I love, but I cannot make such a thing.

>>5721858
Looked up more recipes, Only found Jambalaya, and one scampi recipe. I want neither. I'll ask more on /ck/

>>5721332

Uh, too many personal details and you'll all run screaming from the discussion. tl;dr I had a really, really great time doing it.

One: It's insanely good exercise. If you get obsessive about it. And fence sabre, like Morehouse.

One: Everybody that does it is just as smart, and socially inept as you. Retards and tank-mages leave quickly. Gay autists with some sense of self preservation will do just fine.

Three: We all sucked when we started. As we get better we remember the pain of sucking. So, we don't shame newbies, we welcome them.

Four: Fence three or four times a week and in six months you'll look like a fucking ninja when you move. Plus if you're... ample sized... the caloric burn rate of sabre = 2 pounds a week of fat burn.

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>there are meat eaters in this thread
>there are people who dress like shit in this thread
>there are people who are overweight in this thread
>there are baldies in this thread
>there are NEET losers in this thread
>there are people who are not bottoms in this thread
>there are weebs in this thread
>there are people who slut around in this thread
>there are non straight edge people in this thread
>there are masclets in this thread
>there are people who like to be ugly and play in the dirt in this thread
>there are pozzed up bug fetishists in this thread
get out all of you

>>5721393
You don't have to know anything about it. You'll learn.

From a total nerd point of view, you're learning the skills to survive a duel with some asshole that wants to put a hole in you.

I loved it.

>>5721955
almost forgot,
>there are people who think berserk isn't the best manga of all time

>>5721901

uh, i mean, you don't live in nc, do you?

>>5721423

My window into the sport was from 2012 until July of last year. I don't remember any high level guys wearing bow ties, but perhaps it was a foil or epee fagit.

>>5721955
Anon, pls go back to /b/.

>Oh wait, it's Aced
You scare me sometimes, but you're a qt.

>>5721999
No, but tbqh I could use a vacation.

>>5722022

Well, if you ever find yourself near greensboro, hmu

>>5721434
>i'm sure there's a joke about fuckpretzels and horse dildos in there but i have a headache and cba to figure it out

you sir are a fucking living god. One can only hope that the great fairy in the sky blesses you with more dick than you know what to do with.

>>5722028
I have another friend in NC, I'm not sure of the area, but I might actually hit you up. 1500 miles makes 100 miles seem like nothing.

>>5721955
don't be afraid of the bug. just spread dem neg cheeks wide open boy

>>572202

Well shit, now you got me all hopeful

>>5722070

Whoops, messed up the quote somehow

I wonder if I have mange.
My sideburns are starting to look a bit like the singer asshole from Imagine Dragons' entire scalp.

>tfw annyoing bf

>>5722070
>>5722076
fuck off crypto-tranny, this is a honorable masc4masc general and we don't take too kindly to your types round here

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>>5722022
>you scare me sometimes
How so?

>>5722099
poz him

he won't be so annoying then

>>5722128
this

does any cute anon want to have sex

>>5722146
I'd love to, but I'm an uggo.

>>5722108
Leave pls. Circe is qt

>>5722076
My friend is about 200 miles away. I would have to visit you separately, but I'm totally down for it.

>>5722178
sorry I wasn't inclusive enough. my bad.

I will have sex with you. I'm also an uggo though. Is that a problem? ;-;

>>5722178
We're all uggos here

We're especially all uggo on the inside

>>5721955
i fit some of those things but i shall remain in these threads for a very long and depressing time.

>>5722146
Try Grindr for this kind of thing, otherwise what do you look like? What kind of personality do you have? What are your interests? I'll need more info.

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who /daddyissues/ here?

>>5722185
slut-boi pls, stop sucking up your your buttbuddy

>>5722193
You are qt. Stay pls. Why no bf?

>>5722204
Less than my mommy issues, but still yes.

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>tfw no one wants to date you because your nose is humongous

why can't people look past my nose? ;-; i have a cute haircut

I want trannies and newtrips to leave.

>>5722210
I like a strong nose, Anon.

Especially a roman nose...

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>>5722208
we've been through this.
i'm a terrible personal with a lot of flaws.
plus i never put myself out there because someone hurt me once and i'd rather just not into relationships for a while.

>>5722209
nice.

>>5722214
me too.

sucks coming here to talk to other gaybros and having to deal with a bunch of trannies.

>>5722220
I wish I had a roman nose

there is nothing even remotely attractive about my nose though. it is really fat on the tip and looks disgusting.
it's the source of all my insecurities.

>>5722223
Absolutely not nice. She was a bitch and he was distant because he couldn't stand being with her for extended periods.

I still love them, but yeah, they weren't great parents.

>>5722206
I am an entirely different person to the one which whom you are referring.

>>5722204
I got some daddy issues. Many broken bones, and many lesser crimes. Does this count? >>5722223
I remembered after I posted. You are still cute tho. You should get a new bf to get over your last one. Care to share more? Maybe I can give advice.

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>>5722210

lots of guys think big noses are sexy and manly and masculine.

they are like a penis in a lot of ways.

wear your big nose proudly.

personally, i love men with big noses.

New bread

>>5722282
>>5722282