kleppe edition is fail
tfw no bf edition
hows that working for you?
I see you still don't have a bf...
stop linking to that disgusting twink
post chris pratt
I'm getting tired of everybody bitching about not having a boyfriend.
I fail to see how having a boyfriend will solve anything.
Everybody longs for their bf but when he comes around you realize it doesn't change anything.
Admittedly life is objectively better when you have somone to bond with on that level, but all this groveling and wishing you had one like you need oxygen is pathetic. And it's certainly not going to attract anyone to you.
I'm a slutty kinkster but I'm not vocal about it unless you ask.
Mostly i just watch anime, draw for game devs and talk about artsy and sciencey nonsense.
I mean, i don't think i'm anything out of the ordinary but who isn't just a little bit weird, huh
why are you so MAD? are you that kleppe cancer guy?
I feel like you're just mad that a trip called you small.
i feel like you are conflating two different people on purpose to distract from the fact that you are a retard with 2nd grade level reading comprehension
I'd just sit on him until he dies from a lag of air
Ive been experiencing some serious self realisation over the last few months of trying to interact with new people
I have realised I will never, ever have a bf, just based on the way people receive me, the way I never get anyones number or have any interesting conversations
How do I come to terms with it?
I want to give up all hope, but every time I read some poorly illustrated web comic or see pictures of bfs on this board I want to try again, but its just not happening
It's actually a lady.
And we just make out and suck on each others' chest and stuff, i mean, we don't JUST cuddle.
We're attracted to one another we just.. i dunno.
Our crotches and butts might get involved one day but they haven't, yet.
this guy i used to have feelings for has been flirting with me and it makes me feel :/ b/c i know it's just because he got dumped a couple days ago and v-day is around the corner
if you have an angel face go w/ long hair
otherwise just short on the sides, longer on top is p basic
>at a restaurant with family
>dad points at feminine gay guy and says 'that guy reminds me of you'
>mom gets mad at dad for comparing me to a fag while dad claims he was only being honest
>they start fighting, mom gets up and leaves the restaurant
>family night out ruined
Start a thread about this. Post a pic of yourself.
PS, about conversation. Something that works for me is to ask someone a question. Give them a nice smile and while they're answering be thinking of another question, hopefully relating to what they just said. Keep it up. Most people like it when someone appears to care about them.
Also, people are intrinsically interesting. You might have to dig a little to find it but it's there.
Also, be sweet, be sincere... even if you have to fake it. Once you learn to fake sincerity the rest comes easy.
Your dad is gonna sneak into your room one night and wreck your boypuss desu like he knows you're a cockloving sissyboy and your mom's obvs a bitch so he's gonna turn you into his obedient cocksleeve to get rid of his blueballs
You've been reading too much nifty.org Senpai. Switch to Bara doujins.
I could have gotten one, but I didn't muster up the courage to ask him out on Friday. I'm still in the closet.
I think it's better that I'll be spending Sunday thinking about coming out. I would have regretted rushing the decision because of my feelings towards him.
Why you hideous little offspring of a badly aimed porn moneyshot that dripped down a whorehouse wall into the open gash of a BDSM trained baboon that was tied upside down on a cross attached to the wall.
When you were born the attending Dr. left the room, found a mop then returned and beat your mother to death with it. The DA refused to press charges for it. The hospital however later fired the Dr. for not using the mop as a pinata stick and beating you to death with it.
You somehow escaped death at the hands of the horrified hospital staff by crawling into a toilet dragging your afterbirth behind you, and flushing the toilet.
PS, this is you
Quick! Claim your husbando before all the good ones are gone!
>tfw NFL season is over
Sports entertainment WWE is yearlong though. Both fortunately and not.
>have you ever met or even heard of a fem or twink liking sports?
Fencing. Bois are mostly all gay, girls are straight and slutty.
PS, this is Tim Morehouse, Olympian.
at least what you did was interesting
i was really involved in extracurriculars in school but it was all the really lame shit
spelling bees, orchestra, academic comp, art honors society, newspaper, c h e s s c l u b
there was a kid in my high school who was like an olympic level fencer, hed get to skip school for a week every so often to go to paris for a competition or some shit, i think he ended up going to yale. but he was a goofy looking nerd and wore bow ties all the time so
i don't get it
i played it often enough with my friend and i think i only won once, by accident
chess would be more fun if i could just knock the pieces over with my fist
i went to a gay frat party in a town 45 minutes from where i grew up and saw like 6 guys from my high school and a couple girls
it was bizarre
x and weed, he always had some new shit in HS and I wasn't really feeling it from anybody else in the club so I figured wth, at least I'll get high if nothing else. The sex was disappointing, I should have waited for the x to kick in, but he was in a rush and probably already rolling.
It sounds like you have a nice brain, from what you posted before. I like that. Seeing guys from HS at any gay event or place is kind of weird, have you talked to any and gotten the response "I'm not gay, I here with [gay dude]" It always makes me laugh.
all the guys were like 3 years younger than me, i didn't know any of them except by their faces. they all like knew me by name apparently, which was weird, but i guess not that unexpected since i was one of only three out guys at my school, and the only one in my grade.
i did dance with one of the girls though, she was on newspaper with me
it was trashy and not at all like your fraternityx fantasies
it was like so bizarre to me tho, i'd never seen that many gay guys in my life, let alone that many in the same room
people on grindr don't like saying top or bottom
it's all either top bunk(dog), bottom bunk, or my personal favorite
"not a top"
Any sexual activity is exxxtra great, but I wouldn't say it ruins anything, as long as you aren't an addict and are able to differentiate drug experiences from other kinds of experiences. If you end up having sex on x just don't be a virgin. Drugs shouldn't be used for new experiences ever. They also shouldn't be used to spice up old experiences that you have gotten bored of. You really have to have a strong mind or play it safe if you want to use drugs. Make sure you don't get addicted, it's a real danger, and it's not pretty if it does happen.
I saw a couple of surveys and the ratio seems to be about 1:1 not counting twinks.
wanna get on tinychat/gaygenrehab and talk about stuff?
Yeah, I kind of do. Do you like pale tall guys? I am incredibly turned on by the idea of teaching you to be a top, especially if you are submissive. I would still rail you. You are cute af.
>Shrimp was on sale today
>I don't know what to do with what I bought
>I'm thinking curry, but I'm sure there's something more interesting
>What do you think?
Results are from surveys, and thus may be skewed, and including twink in the data would absolutely skew the results, because you are right. Twinks bottom af.
He's an ass, unless he's looking for ltr. I can see an insecure guy not talking to somebody he's attracted to. It really hurts to know you won't get with somebody but still be around that person.
I will if others join also. One other should be fine.
i don't see a problem desu
if you two had been friends before your bad date, then i'd say that was really rude but
you weren't friends before, then you went on a date and it didn't work out. no reason to start working on a friendship when one of you would rather it was romantic
>including twink in the data would absolutely skew the results
that's... not how statistics work. including them would make it more representative and closer to the truth. excluding them intentionally is skewed.
I'm into mostly anyone as long as i can get along with them for awhile first
I'm a friend fucker.
.. what you described does sound kind of hot, tho
Also.. you could try making thai pancake with the shrimps. Do you have egg?
Obviously, amongst the group "males that prefer males" it would skew the results to disinclude an entire group. There are many groups within the gay community, and while some are skewed more toward top or bottom, the overall is nearly 1:1, including twinks the ratio changes, but not by much. I'm also going off of only like 4 surveys I've seen. It really doesn't mean much. The dude should just be open and honest and he'll find somebody eventually.
I did buy some eggs today. Also, are you me? I am way into the friend thing too. It's kind of my biggest fantasy, make friends with a qt, find out he's gay, fall in love, etc... I'm big on romance.
The surveys included twinks. I discluded them because they skew the results so much. they are like 80% bottom. I was trying to boost the confidence of Anon. If Anon wants a twink top, good luck.
>Circe left TC before I could talk to him
Uh, too many personal details and you'll all run screaming from the discussion. tl;dr I had a really, really great time doing it.
One: It's insanely good exercise. If you get obsessive about it. And fence sabre, like Morehouse.
One: Everybody that does it is just as smart, and socially inept as you. Retards and tank-mages leave quickly. Gay autists with some sense of self preservation will do just fine.
Three: We all sucked when we started. As we get better we remember the pain of sucking. So, we don't shame newbies, we welcome them.
Four: Fence three or four times a week and in six months you'll look like a fucking ninja when you move. Plus if you're... ample sized... the caloric burn rate of sabre = 2 pounds a week of fat burn.
>there are meat eaters in this thread
>there are people who dress like shit in this thread
>there are people who are overweight in this thread
>there are baldies in this thread
>there are NEET losers in this thread
>there are people who are not bottoms in this thread
>there are weebs in this thread
>there are people who slut around in this thread
>there are non straight edge people in this thread
>there are masclets in this thread
>there are people who like to be ugly and play in the dirt in this thread
>there are pozzed up bug fetishists in this thread
get out all of you
You don't have to know anything about it. You'll learn.
From a total nerd point of view, you're learning the skills to survive a duel with some asshole that wants to put a hole in you.
I loved it.
>i'm sure there's a joke about fuckpretzels and horse dildos in there but i have a headache and cba to figure it out
you sir are a fucking living god. One can only hope that the great fairy in the sky blesses you with more dick than you know what to do with.
>tfw no one wants to date you because your nose is humongous
why can't people look past my nose? ;-; i have a cute haircut
I am an entirely different person to the one which whom you are referring.
I got some daddy issues. Many broken bones, and many lesser crimes. Does this count? >>5722223
I remembered after I posted. You are still cute tho. You should get a new bf to get over your last one. Care to share more? Maybe I can give advice.
lots of guys think big noses are sexy and manly and masculine.
they are like a penis in a lot of ways.
wear your big nose proudly.
personally, i love men with big noses.