Kleppe is the sexiest man alive.
>friends with this guy from my old class
>he got an unconditional offer from Cambridge aged 14
>competed in the International Maths Olympiad
>is an accomplished track runner
>really nice guy, v sociable, obviously a genius
>basically perfect in every way
>tfw im not smart enough to hold a decent conversation with him
how could i ever date someone with that kind of an intellect?
I had a dream where I was making out with my Japanese boyfriend which I don't have right now but will under fireworks.
It made me extremely happy and made me realize that pain is temporary.
Keep fighting everyone for a better future for yourself.
Were all going to make it.
The fireworks were extremely bright.
I am studying maths, but this guy... hes on another level. Completely unreachable.
Perhaps if I specialised in one incredibly niche subtopic and worked day and night for 10 years I might be able to solve a problem he couldn't, but thats about it.
I will never be better than this guy, hes untouchable.
>Giving a shit about those lists
you are probably putting him on a pedestal to some extent, but im sure showing honest effort is more attractive than being all insecure in conversations with him, don't actually get all obsessed with competing with him because i was fucking kidding with that. anyway it sounds like youre slightly obsessed
Todays Friday right?
This threads full of normalfags nobody is here.
I didnt get to call slutboi fat once today. Its like the only thing I look forward too in life.
I believe that's called "Scarf and Shoes".
No. I'm going out for a bit.
The person who made this thread, and posted that winking gif is an impersonator. Probably Circé.
not a chance lad
i still need to put on 4kg if im going to make my powerlifting weightclass this may
>tfw a group of Hasidic Jews will never take you as a sex slave
>You will never be brutally gangbanged every sabbath
>you will never serve happily at the feet of gods chosen people
>you will never be whored out for a few shekels on occasion
I want to [spoiler]murder[/spoiler] you
[spoiler]I know that spoilers dont work[/spoiler]
>sexiest man alive
>not even better looking than Yuri
I literally came to this board after months so I dont know who you are or why I should stalk you. Just looking at your face wants me to murder you, thats all.
Also no Im a guy
i got the shit beat out of me by a guy who i'm seeing. was seeing. he hit me in the face, kicked me on the hip and pushed me so i fell on my ass. and people saw it. he said i was making a scene out of something then he fucking hit me? like sure i'm the one who made a scene?
mathsc guys with alcohol. never again.
I'm head of the class
I'm a quarterback
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick
I'm the party star
I've got my own car
I'll never get caught
I make football bets
I'm a teachers pet
I didn't realize the Aquabats turned you on, Anon.
You don't kiss ones genitals good morning, you kiss their lips, you fucking harlot.
No it's not, like 1 out of every 10,000 uncut cocks looks nice. Most are pretty nasty and don't arouse in the slightest.
I'm not only self-hating of my jewyness but also self-hating towards my faggotry
>You don't know my life
We know more about your life than we'd care to.
Not really, I feel like 70% got that weird torpedo dick thing going on where the tip is like bright red and pointy, 20% have phimosis or really tight foreskin so it just looks like a flesh log, and around 10% are actually nice ones with a full, thick head that's exposed when erect.
Cute, boyish skeletons basically. This guy >>5716498 has the right idea (referring to his obsession for male models, not kleppe though, his eye spacing weirds me out).
>tfw that's exactly the look im going for
W-what do you look like?
Worst edition ever. I think it's official GayGen is dead all who post in it promote the death parade.
Good job babe proud of you
I'm so weary, so tired of this place. All the people so eager to join the death race.
I'm a tall, cute, thin skeleton too. Would be male model chin but I have a weak jaw that I fucking hate, I have a hag who says she thinks I should model but I solemnly must inform her she doesn't understand.
>His eye spacing is cute.
it just weirds me out is all, makes him look a little dopey.
>tfw would post cute model boys if I hadn't unkowingly shoah'd my /fa/ folder months ago
Me kinda. I prefer to be shoved down on a guy's cock and facefucked where I know there's no way out so it doesn't even really matter how much effort I put in or if I choke some. Getting sucked is mostly uninteresting to me, even when it's really good.
This really pisses me off. I wasn't allowed to compete above a state level because "of reasons"
>My father arbitrarily never let me do shit like this
>Fucking never went to FIRST nationals either
You want to play with my foreskin bby?
I need somebody to do this for me.
Good god... All that effort.
The popsicle sticks aren't just stacked. They are all curved slightly in such a way that they aren't locked together. When the restrictive force applied to the final stick is removed all of the potential energy is released from the first popsicle stick, which is no longer applying a restrictive force to the next one, and so on.
>tl;dr It's a really complex domino line.
>All that effort for a 16 second clip
>tfw no eddie bf
as mental as i am. i am not as bad as fritz... not even nearly... please love me eddie.
I'm down to get sucked. I'm not 100% bottom either, so that may be part of it. I like anal, and all that, but I like to top sometimes too. I might go full top for the right guy, but it would be best if he were willing to top sometimes.
for me it's not about being in like the male role or dominant... it's like something that feels good that my partner does for me because they want to. like idk oral doesn't have that vibe with me like anal does. eating out girls isn't seen as weird to cishets. sucking off fems is like the same thing in my mind.
desu i'm disgusted with how heteronormative my sexual preferences are and how comfortable i am with them when i don't think about it.
it's problematic on so many levels. but i'm a disgusting fucking agp femslut so what's to expect...
i blame being raised by women in a cishet world.
oh... that sucks. im pretty insensitve down there too but i mean oral still gets me going... ;~;
sorry for your loss. rip circes gt.
>Girl With Pneumonic Drill
I keep on having two profiles one masc me and one fem, the masc one I use for sex and the fem one because that's who I am.
I always get rejected on the fem one, without fail but am popular on the masc one. Why does like suck, why can't I stop being snowflake and just be masc :-(
I thought I had something on my screen so I kept wiping it off, but then I realized you used a weird accent on the t.
Also I haven't told someone I'm gay in years. I haven't done to since high school. I don't have any friends, and I'm not close with my coworkers so I've never had anyone worth telling. Sometimes I wish I did.
Sounds interesting. What kind of fake meat? I had some kale patties the other day, they were good with some seasoning.
I considered tofu meal for dinner, but the fish sounded tasty, and I've never had Haki before.
I literally just realized it's not pneumatic. lol greentext
I don't entirely understand the difference between masc and fem. Is it just masc is muscly and likes sports, and fem is waifish and likes makeup? How do you have two profiles unless one is essentially a catfish?
>I already know I am
Oh my Gosh someone Listed me!
I think it's been a while since I've had goat cheese. Christ, I used to cook actual things, sometimes even recipes. Now the most I do is weird schizophrenic chickpea mush - I wonder if I've been misallocalating funds or something.
And said mush isn't the fake meat.
I'm not telling because God is dead.
It's not body type. It's a look and how you act/engage others.
On my fem one I have light make up on clearly not trying to be all "I'm a man's man", I have gay voice and love garish colors.
My masc one I use make up too but only to accentuate my jaw line and cheekbones, I use a deeper voice, use Les words on my profile that isn't direct, butch up essentially.
I just want to be me without rejection but that's all I get :-(
post tunes yeah?
Maybe you're just unattractive and uninteresting.
Maybe they lied.
Maybe you were fooled into thinking that only clichés and fetish objects are liked.
Maybe some people deserve to die alone.
Maybe you're one of them.
No for the most part I just always wanted to be in one relationship and live with the that one person and have a family.
My first seven years ago was only a couple years older than me and we got compliments all day everyday as a beautiful coupe but then he left me for his ex and I've never felt the same way again so now I channel my rage and sadness in fucking husband/daddy types and then throwing them aside when I'm done.
Sucks to be this bitter at life being 24.
Are you a 15 year old girl going through her bad boy phase?
You're not, just ignore the trolls. They are worthless things that get off on being antisocial edgelords. You really need to get over your one-itis before you become like them. Just look for somebody interested in a long term relationship. Stop being so angry.
>or are other people in charge of your entertainment
clearly, i mean he was the passive party in his weeklong caligula sex romp, so he didn't contribute anything, just had others do all the work
No, I'm normal person who's not attracted to pre-HRT trannies
I guess I should say I'm angry at the situation and my life in general and not my ex.
Idk I contemplate suicide by jumping off a cliff, I climb enough that people could think its an accident.
It's actually a person I met recently who's doing this, not the other way around. He made it seem at first that he wasn't happy with his relationship at all, but last night he sent me a letter he wrote for his bf to give for Valentine's day, which seemed very heartfelt and genuine. He doesn't seem fazed by this at all, but I'm kinda on the fence about it. Normally, I'd just ditch the whole thing but I'm personally in a bad spot right now and could use some company.
There's a chance he browses this board but idgaf
I had a friend jump off the golden gate bridge and survive. everyone one of their bones were broken just about, like apparently half way down they regretted jumping and I think that's my biggest worry not the pain so much.
Every opportunity I had I failed because of mental health stuff, I have thus seen glimmers of wealth and property only to hit utter Fucking poverty ever since.
I got scouted by Elite, failed
I got an internship at the LA mayors office, failed
I got jobs that paid a grand a week with my minimal experience, failed
Life has fucked me up because I am a fuck up. I think that's reason enough.
>tfw Edge still doesn't support .webm yet...
Why even use this site?
I really do miss that game.
I still have it on my old desktop, along with the map maker.
I've spent so many hours making custom maps for brutal city fights with all kinds of scripts to beef up the AI, like unending paratroopers of veteran initiates until you capture Y inside the city.
A LITTLE C4 KNOCKIN AT YOUR DOOR
Mentally ill gays aren't what you should be afraid of. These are the mentally ill you should be attacking.
kleppe edition killed gaygen
someone make a qt edition
>PT has me doing machines to recover from an injury
>no more squats
>no more deads
>no more OHP
>no more weighted pullups
This sucks, but at least it will make me better right? I can still bench and do other accessory but lifts but I won't make any real progress for at least another two months. Also I haven't gained any weight since school started and I'm sick of being at 145lbs
Is it bad if I read children as chicken?
I like me some chicken
I keep seeing that jerk off getting posted on /lgbt/(I assume by a single individual). Could you please stop posting so much of him, he has a really annoying face and he has the body of a heroine addict(or someone with full blown aids), not hot.
TFW trying to fit into waist size 30 jeans I wore in highschool, over 10 years ago.
I'm your future gaygen.
Why do you think that you have to be on his level in math? Everyone has their specialties. It just means that math isn't something you can talk about together. You can still be his qt3.14 bf.
38's? Youre one fat slut. I can fit comfortably in 32s that have some stretch.
Do people still wear skinny jeans? Time to donate the ones I wore in Hs when I was a twink.. Going through my storage closet.
Prism tank in order, sir.
I still play it from time to time even now! I also tried to make my own map and scripts, what I remember was making a script where you were the Allies and had to repair a Soviet Nuclear Plant and then you could get reinforcements or something.
What are some phrases that your ex's said to you that drove you up the wall?
>(During an argument) "I'm making this a shit test"
>"You don't get to shit test me, this isn't how our relationship works."
so lads, when will you make the pilgramige to The Promised Land?
I was just introduced to the term 'queer nationalism'
>Queer nationalism is a phenomenon related both to the gay and lesbian liberation movement and nationalism. Adherents of this movement support the notion that the LGBT community forms a distinct people due to their unique culture and customs.
this is fucking ridiculous
I'm living in an offshore colony.
It's my closet.
>11/10 on youtube, looks perfect
>starts his video with "ugh, sorry i look so awful but im really tired"
GUYS GUYS! I made a post like back in december about my phimosis so I went to the doctor and he recommended circumcision and wrote me down for a time in january. I didn't like the idea of having no foreskin so I canceled my schedueled operation and guess what? I just fully pulled back my foreskin! Like all the way! And I was able to pull it back up! Seriously fuck that doc he almost made me lose my foreskin.
Don't know why I'm posting here since I'm not even gay but uh thanks i guess? holy fucking shit i have a normal dick now
I didn't even make this thread, some guy was impersonating me yesterday.