Do Not Ask About Caimeo Edition
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Old Thread: >>5700292
This thread is being monitored.
Don't talk about CAIMEO.
>tfw your gf triggers you because she's pissed
Nth for depressing poetry
will taking this cure my dysphoria
>>5701213
fuck i saved it in the wrong format
my Dr. has me taking E only; I feel like I am wasting my time
UGH.
>>5701198
I won't pry, but if you love him you should tell him. Bottling up feelings is never good.
>>5701213
> In many countries, it has been either withdrawn or had its indications limited because of reports of the side-effect long QT syndrome
I'm not a doctor but I think this is saying that it'll make you a qt.
>>5701220
>side effects
>long QT syndrome
My fucking sides
>>5701199
for how long?
>>5701221
just e is wasting your time
>>5701221
What is this the 80s, holy fuck
>>5701221
Did you ask about getting on an anti-androgen as well?
Are we really girls?
>>5701233
or are we dancer
>>5701208
>looks at the camera
>>5701228
How AGP are you cyba? If the answer is very you better show beepis.
>>5701228
Thats it,
take off your panties you slut or else :3
>>5701222
I've told him I love him, I'm not sure if he knows
>>5701233
I don't know the answer to that ;~;
Not physically at least
>>5701228
Photo quality way too high, let me fix that for you.
>>5701231
Yeah. I guess I can ask for a blocker the next time I see him :/
>>5701238
GOAT song
https://youtu.be/RIZdjT1472Y
>>5701233
I'm not a man, but I guess that doesn't mean I'm a girl
>>5701228
i wanna fuck you
post your spread ass
http://imgur.com/a/3W5GQ
Dr B vdv is a freaking genius can't wait to do the rest after vfs.
>>5701228
>My Dearest Cybaslut,
>The days are long, and the nights are longer, but the merest glimpse of your lovely buttocks is enough to ease my troubled heart and to endow upon me the strength and courage to withstand these trying times.
>Although my creased brows bear testimony to the sorrow and pain, the photograph you have sent to this simple shitposter absolves the Lord above of all grief and draws from my lips an earnest thanksgiving to the beauty of all Creation.
>Yours,
>forever,
>anon.
>>5701234
no
>>5701237
yeah i am
I like my body now so I have an urge to take pics
>>5701237
don't wanna get b&
but yeah i guess i am a slut
>>5701240
imma get b&
>>5701241
don't have panties bcuz i am too scared to buy them
>>5701244
my camera sucks but maybe thats a good thing
>>5701256
i wanna fuck too butttttt
ill get b&
I can't use my vpn (PIA) to post so i don't want to be blocked
>>5701203
looking at trumps hair gives me that sensation when you comb your scalp
>>5701228
>tfw 0/10 flat ass covered in blemishes
>>5701242
did you whisper it or something
>>5701265
upload a picture of your asshole somewhere then email it to me [email protected]
>>5701267
It looks so soft, like an angora bunny.
>>5701233
Are we just humans?
Or are we dancers?
>>5701265
put it on imgur lol
>>5701265
Lay your butt down on the bed.
I wanna fuck you while this song plays on the phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-fATpXa00
>>5701265
>imma get b&
[email protected]
Nah.
>>5701278
already make the joke
>>5701283
my camera sucks
>>5701294
Yeah... I saw that just after I made my post. I was shitposting the IRC to hell and back.
>>5701295
spread asshole plz
>>5701293
blockers + low dose since 12.25.2014. doubled estrogen 5 months ago, it feels so great
>>5701221
Your doctor may be checking for a hormone imbalance or being conservative.
>>5701305
(4mg est + 200mg spiro)
>>5701267
im not doin' no emailin'
>>5701322
help me convince cybaslut to post asshole
>Dear anon
.>I cant eat I cant sleep I cant think.
>all I do is think of you, you are the most beautiful
>creature I have laid eyes on, and the pain that
>comes with not being able to touch your skin,
>to feel the warmth of your body is the most gut
>retching emotion I have ever experienced.
>I need you close to me, ever so close, to feel your
>breath on my neck, to feel your ear on my chest.
>to know you can hear that heart beat, that beat that
>is just for you. It calls to you, if feels your pain,
>and all it wishes to do is soothe what ever ales you.
>my mind loves you, and my heart needs you.
>I fall deep into despair at the relation that it will never be
>you choose to hide from me.
>the pain anon.
>the pain
>>5701318
I want him to touch one of these things.
>>5701322
no nips, asshole, or genitalia on 4chan right?
>>5701332
Unlimited power.
>>5701333
nips are posted all the time
just post an unsee of your asshole and genitalia
>>5701333
you can link to images on blueboards
just post an unsee.cc link
as long as you dont upload it and post it here, its fine
>>5701332
Would it work with a wig though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYndBvhz8hU
Not this shit again. This is beyond pathetic, just fuck off to chaturbate or something.
What is the most trans genre of music?
>>5701349
folk punk
>>5701349
progressive anything
>>5701344
I guess it would depend on whether the wig has the same electric conductivity as real hair. Actually he's rich enough that if it is a wig I'd assume that it's made of real hair anyways, so yes.
>>5701349
vaporwave cus the inventor is a tranny and she lives in portland
it only makes sense
>>5701347
Sorry, Kayla.
>>5701336
according to the state of minnesota l am male so fuck it
>>5701350
That or electro anything.
>>5701356
Why haven't you fucked Vecktroid?
>>5701359
would suck on/10
>>5701359
jelly of those boobs
You ever notice how every surgeons' work is similar and you can almost accurately match a random post-surgery crotch to it's surgeon?
All someone has to mention is their surgeon and you suddenly know what their vagina looks like :^)
>>5701366
I bet you have.
>>5701359
I'm very quickly falling in love with you.
>>5701359
>your titties are bigger than mines even though we both started around the same time and dosage
not fair desu
also how do you hide it outside of home?
>>5701365
according to the state of Minnesota l am male
>>5701366
thx
>>5701368
bigger than my mom, smaller than my sister, and still growing i hope
>>5701371
DELETE THIS
>>5701376
give me your skype
>>5701376
LEWD LEWD LEWD
>>5701376
i want to fuck you but since i don't live near you let's settle for being friends
Am I AGP for enjoying living in boymode 24x7 in public. Hiding my breasts and keeping my hair short like a reverse trap.
Hey,I havent started transition yet,but do you think I will pass as a girl?I will turn 20 next year and people keep saying that after 20 its hard to pass,that scares me to death.
Everyone says im rather femine but I ask here because I assume people here is extremely honest due to anonimity ,so please be a bully if necessary
>>5701378
Yume please just tell me what it was like?
>>5701388
No it just means you are a man and need to leave this general.
>>5701392
>that makeup
trip on kayla
>>5701391
If you told me you were already on HRT, I'd believe you and be jealous.
You'll do fantastic.
>>5701391
probably
you look like me but healthier
>>5701393
I'm not a man though. I only pass as male in the most baggy clothes, and I'm hoping to get SRS by this Christmas.
>>5701376
How long ya been going?
>>5701391
I don't think so. Ask yourself, if you don't pass, and you're seen as girlly looking dude, is that unacceptable to you? Remember, you're already seen as a girly looking dude.
>>5701396
>Kayla invented vaporwave.
Woah.
>>5701388
No, you're AAP. You're a male ftm basically.
(You) this post if your crinkling in your diapey right now and being a good girl for your mommy/daddy
>>5701406
If Kayla had done any such thing we'd have heard about it from her already. (Actually I'm surprised that she hasn't claimed to have invented vaporwave anyways.)
>>5701374
tshirt, shirt, then sweater. sports bra if just tshirt
sorry guys I don't have skype and i would recommend you don't either. it has numerous security problems (it is designed to be insecure) including leaking ip addresses which can let people know your rough location
this was me before hormones. hormones are magic
>>5701418
Tox me nudes.
>>5701418
what's a better program than skype that lets you call?
headpats are ______
>>5701418
Honest question, how much of the shaft do you have to include in a photo before it's no longer suitable for a blue board?
>>5701424
something I will never receive
>>5701424
nothing compared to buttpats
>>5701424
A relationship goal
>>5701428
I'de pet your head you seem like a nice lady
>>5701424
magic
>>5701424
For a certain cutie when she finally comes to my house.
>>5701421
has tox been audited?
>>5701392
STOP
TALKING
ABOUT
THIS
NOW
>>5701388
>tfw you want to be a male who looks like a cisgirl who is trying but fails to look like a boy
A B S T R A C T
>>5701439
S K Y P E
>>5701434
does signal allow voice?
>>5701407
>male ftm
Wait is that real? I mean, I want to be a girl. I want my atrophied genitals to be replaced, I want my breasts to get at least to a b cup, I think I'm pretty.
But I love short hair, baggy clothes, just doing male things. I'm only into women (trans women are fine too ofc, so long as I'm always the pitcher), in bed I love to top with a strap-on. Especially really girly and dainty women.
I'm basically a dyke lesbian, and hopefully by the end of this year I will really be a dyke lesbian.
>>5701376
would u date a middle class trans girl that didn't pass
>>5701446
>STOP
>TALKING
>ABOUT
>THIS
>NOW
SPILL
THE
BEANS
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT SEX UP VEKTROID.
YES OR NO YUME
>>5701424
>tfw noone to give me headpats and me pretend i dont like them when i secretly love them
>>5701418
do you use hangouts or anything like that i feel like if im internet buddies with you some of your sexiness will rub off on me
>>5701449
tranisition into a woman then transition into an ftm man where they just scoop some fat out of your ass and turn it into a penis
>>5701446
okay what happened between yume and that musician?
I don't like skype though and I scrub my metadata/ip from stuff so I can control who knows where I live
>>5701449
I was joking mainly, but yeah, there's nothing wrong with being a transwoman that dresses or acts that way. I mean, ciswomen do all those things too.
I think I would hatefuck my former self
>>5701460
teach mtfg your ways of security
more transgirls need to be aware of how to be secure so yeah please teach us
Alternative hypothesis: yume didn't sleep with vektroid, yume IS vektroid.
>>5701459
I don't want a penis though, I already had one that was pretty big but I succesfully assassinated it and now it's just waiting to be turned into a vag.
Strap ons are more fun than penises desu, they can vibrate, come in colours, sizes, shapes. I can't wait to use one of those strap ones that also slip into your vag.
So is it just chaser and desperate attention whore general at this time?
>>5701467
its devolved into that lately
>>5701463
wipe metadata from pics you upload, use secure chat apps (as in not telegram, skype, whatsapp, imessage). theres a lot of stuff but you could find out quicker by just reading up on it.
>>5701464
I think yume tried to sleep with vektroid but wasn't A E S T H E T I C enough for vekt and yume got turned down.
Alternately, Vekt said yes but yume got scared off when she realized Vekt has a 12 inch marble pillar for a dick and Vekt only tops.
Perhaps Vekt is the reason why yume doesn't like anal. She lost her anal virginity to Vekt.
>>5701462
No hate here, but I'd kick 'his' ass if he doesn't stop being an indecisive twit and start HRT already. No sexy times until then, it's for 'his' own good.
I want a cute boy to hold me and tell he loves me as I fall asleep in his arms desu
>>5701473
>not telegram
What happened to telegram? It used to be secure, did it not?
>>5701471
There was a time when it wasn't? Well, I guess there was the whole "transbians GTFO" saga way back when...
>>5701477
meet me candidly in real life and we can make this happen
>>5701477
I will be that boy, if you accept that eventually I won't look like a boy anymore.
>>5701473
>wipe metadata from pics you upload
dunno how
>secure chat apps
i have a feeling googling 'best secure chat apps' wouldn't help much, anything you recommend?
>>5701486
>it never was secure
Glad I never used it then.
I use the most secure chat program ever created, completely incapable of being compromised.
It's called having no friends to talk to.
>>5701429
I'll give you something to compare...
>>5701418
phew, i thought this was recent, good thing it wasnt.
slaying enemies
felling foes
overcoming challenges
>>5701500
>laying enemies
>fellating foes
>coming over challenges
>>5701416
>tfw I wrote a genuine post to Kayla asking her to be my Valentine and she ignored it, after complaining about nobody wanting to be her Valentine
Not even Kayla wants me. Just die my sleep already.
>>5701503
>tfw no precum covered foe to fellate
>>5701506
just repost when she comes back
>>5701444
Probably not, it's a dead project anyways.
>>5701510
>implying he's not here at all times
>>5701490
right click file>properties>details>remove properties and personal information
I use signal for a chat app
>>5701494
you win senpai
>>5701496
I'd kill myself without hesitation
Who do I play as /mtfg/?
>>5701513
signal doesnt seem to be a thing for computers
>>5701515
murica
>>5701515
us or japan
>>5701510
I don't know maybe, it was kind of spur of the moment.
>>5701515
r u s s i a
>>5701495
im gonna "pat" your butt with this
>>5701515
CommuneofFranGermanEmpireUnionofBritain
vs
CanadUnitedStatesofAmericJapan
The war to end all wars.
>>5701513
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>5701515
Where's Canada, eh?
>>5701518
https://whispersystems.org/blog/signal-desktop/
>>5701526
Implying the Socialist French and British would ally with Conservative German Empire
>>5701519
>>5701520
>>5701524
2 voting America
Gonna have to with it
Sorry Russia ;~;
>>5701528
Next to America
different flag though
why am i so happy rn
>>5701528
It's right there you hoser, don't fuckin' use the sacred word for such lunacy. I'll jersy your ass, buddy.
>>5701529
Gross, can you stop posting these. Go to /b/ if you want to do that shit. I'm sure you'll get more pathetic gay guys there.
>>5701534
i don't know.
>>5701541
>pathetic gay guys there.
Gay guys arent attracted to mtfs
>>5701529
oh, thank you
does this allow voice chat though?
>>5701534
Because I just told you that I love you.
>>5701541
Just use the filter option no need to be a cunt
i wanna put my gt into a qt's butt
>>5701545
no but you can send mp3s
>>5701525
Well? What are you waiting for? I'm right here...
>>5701529
>tfw tits disappear from the front too
what a plague
i'm only 4 months in tho so i hope it improves ;_;
>>5701515
Alright for this game what should I do?
Keep democracy or become military dictatorship?
I want to pat everyone in mtfg's head!
>>5701566
unify your lands under an imperialist empire
>>5701571
So let General MacArthur take over the USA?
>>5701567
i would break your hand.
>>5701562
i lifted my arms above my head
>>5701562
it will improve though. just give it time
>>5701574
replace him with Conald Eugene Petersen and yes
>>5701578
My sympathies for those shoulders
>>5701582
Can't
but I'll take over Mexico and Canada tho
>>5701586
oh ok cool i hate spics
>>5701588
Hey I can go further and remove spics from both North and South America
>>5701591
we dont even need a wall
do it, its gods work
can you kill corea too
>>5701442
>>5701594
Why Korea?
>ywn bludgeon a normie to death with your cis stompers
>>5701583
they are gross
>>5701600
why not?
>>5701600
Post that image one more time and see what happens. I fucking dare you.
>>5701601
>tfw you will bludgeon a darkie to death with your niggerstompers
>>5701609
>darkie
Is that you grandma? I didn't know you posted on 4chan.
>>5701606
>>5701506
I read it, it was very sweet but my step dad had hit my mom and shit hit the fan so I had to go
I really want to move out now. please someone let me borrow a couch
>>5701613
kayla why does everyone hate you
>>5701611
>unironically not being racist
>>5701613
No one wants you rubbing your dick on their furniture.
>>5701618
good meme thank you for posting it.
tranny here, is there a kegeshi or cam room you guys hang out in anymore?
>>5701618
>unironically being racist
look at the widdle wewfag who just found /b/ and /pol/ weren't the only boards. Isn't that adorable.
>>5701620
im 21 and legally male sooooooooo
>>5701613
>kayla using a serious scenario that I relate to personally for her joke drama theme
please just fucking leave
>>5701616
because I lash out at passing trans girls who have nice comfortable lives
I really feel mtfg should be for mtfs who are struggling. If someone passes and is full time then fuck them, they are literally in a dream world fueled by fun and happiness so they can fuck off and die as far as I am concerned, I am still in the trench warfare of transition and its hellllll
i want someone to grope my tits
>>5701625
tell that to the women of Cologne Germany,
>>5701629
go back to pol plz
>>5701628
>I really feel mtfg should be for mtfs who are struggling.
that will certainly give struggling mtf's hope seeing nothing but sad sacks. no one wants to see a hope for a good future
>>5701613
If I could, Kayla, I really would offer you my couch. You need to get out of there for your own sake.
>>5701629
That's very masculine of you bro
>>5701632
same
all the girls ive been fucking have been complete subs with v. little initiative and it sucks ._.
>>5701613
sorry kayla i'd let you sleep on my couch but my experiences have not been positive with trannies on my couch
>>5701613
come to new york and share my bed
we can cuddle :3
>>5701638
thanking Of You
>>5701633
And he spends so much effort regurgitating his widdle wubble's uneducated maymays.
It's like an adorable puppy trying to look innocent after pissing the carpet. You can't help feel a bit bad when you're beating it with the newspaper.
>>5701636
oh and mtfs with vaginas is a good thing for those who can't afford it? a vagina isn't based on how bad you want it, its based on if your grandparents left you enough will money. I say fuck happy trans girls. they are happy off of a farce, they never worked for it, it was given to them
>>5701646
kayla aggressively grope my tits and choke me pls
>>5701646
that's bad logic. also who said they didn't work for it
why are you all so starved for sex
>>5701646
no you're right Kaylo Ren, I should be inspired by a punch of NEETs and no hopers sitting in their rooms taking hormones and anime posting.
>>5701640
plz be gentle
>>5701627
( *´・ω)/(;д; ) hug me
>>5701646
Tell me Kayla, who do you think has their shit in order and has figured this stuff out
A trans woman who has had surgery, or one who thinks California doesn't cover it
A trans woman who has been full time for years, or one who still isn't after seven years
A trans woman who lives on her own, or one who is too afraid of South Central to move out of her hick town
A trans woman who pulls off transition in the reddest of bible belt states, or one who fails at it in Cali
>>5701650
not allowed to be into trans girls, read the archive. Apernetly dating a trans girl would make me Kayla a agp so I have to turn down any offers because trip off lilly and elanna and oddish says so
>>5701643
no proof such bed exists
>>5701642
I don't do drugs or play music so I am not like any tranny you have known
>>5701618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuWKTDzaGtc
Racial equality.
>>5701645
I'm sorry that you are too blinded by the liberal media to ever think for yourself
>>5701605
Let's get their gook asses
but first I gotta deal with the Second American Civil War
>>5701663
And he thinks he's thinking for himself by being a contrarian fascist hipster.
Isn't that little conspiracy face so cute.
>>5701663
no one cares about your stupid ideas
>>5701661
what do you mean i obviously have a bed
where do you think I sleep?
>>5701662
>>5701663
I want to have sex with anderson cooper soooo badly
He's soooooooooooooooooooooo hot omg
>>5701657
i like to cuddle, don't worry
>there are people who don't see how men are inferior
i don't get it
>>5701651
>who said they didn't work for it
I fucking said. Elanna had Canada tax payers fund her vagina and Lilly had her grammy fund her vagina so no, that doesn't fucking equal work in my book. Work is when sweat blood and pain is infuckingvested in something
>>5701659
California is as red neck as anywhere else in murrica, its totally trans hostile here
>tfw want to masturbate but no dildo and hate benis
>>5701676
And yet you're not willing to get a job and put the sweat blood and pain into getting it done.
>>5701662
I'd laugh at Shapiro getting beaten up without remorse, hth
Shapiro is the nerd who passive aggressively insults everyone in HS and wonders why the jocks shove him in lockers and the Stacys don't want to date him ironically.
>>5701667
I'm thinking more for myself than someone who gobbles liberal propaganda as fact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9vo8g8eVgo
you guys are all fucking retards. there's nothing wrong with being trans, you're just all retarded, hyper-sexed weeaboos.
>>5701620
i'm not the same person also i'm 19 tbqh
if you want 16 year old boys try pookie :^)
>>5701676
Lilly won a Grammy?
What do you call it when you really want to hold someone, but there with someone else rn
>>5701686
Wait, who said there's anything wrong with being trans? (Other than the dysphoria and shit of having to deal with how other people treat you for being trans, I mean.)
No contest about the retarded hyper-sexed weeaboos comment, though.
>>5701679
pls respond
>>5701679
>loofa handle
>toothbrush
>even a fucking waterballon halfway filled with water
u fucking noob
>>5701690
yume and gem.
>>5701646
you're presenting some satirical internet persona right?
you're not like actually a real person who is like this all the time right?
this is all a farce isn't it?
>>5701690
Grass is greener? Distance makes the heart go fonder? One in the sack is worth two in the bush? Fuck, I'm not sure, there has to be a phrase for it though.
>>5701690
reverse jealousy?
>>5701693
i live with my parents and im scared they'll look at my mail
>>5701690
why not hold Kayla?
>>5701616
>asks kayla why people hate her
>she proceeds to show you
absolute madman
>>5701702
>idk what part about open relationship u dont understand anon
the part where i live in canada
>>5701693
Have you actually tried putting something like a water balloon or water-filled condom in your butt? Maybe I was doing something wrong but it didn't work when I tried it.
>>5701702
YOU AND VEKTROID
WHAT'S THE STORY
>>5701676
So if I were to say
work and then use the money saved from said work to purchase SRS, you wouldn't hate me for it?
>>5701700
.... go to a store?
>>5701711
outside is scary
>>5701710
Oh Kuppy, you poor sweet child...
>>5701711
Jesus Christ I don't think I could ever walk into a story and buy an 8 inch realistic dildo without having a heart attack.
>>5701712
>guess what, parents aren't that fucked up.
Congrats, what do you want a medal?
>>5701712
you and faye would make a cute couple, trying to out man each other but you are both cute girls so comedy would ensue
>>5701714
Hey
I calculated it
I could in theory get SRS by ~20 if I worked on minimum wage
>>5701717
Something tells me otherwise
>>5701710
she probably would, according to her I'm a full time super passing model with 20 std's because I've had sex and a millionaire because I have a job
>>5701712
>parents aren't that fucked up.
depends on the story you want to tell at the time
>>5701715
>implying kayla went into a store either
>>5701717
I want to vomit
>>5701712
Are you implying I only love myself? Because I'm the only one I know with Italian marble counter tops.
That I would throw you up against before letting you know you were a faggot
>>5701725
h u g m e
u
g
m
e
>Kayla read my Valentine's Day invitation and still didn't answer.
Well this is it famile, I'm off to go kill myself to be honest. The noose is already set up.
>>5701699
I think I'm just addicted to longing desu
>>5701734
>That I would throw you up against before letting you know you were a faggot
lewd af
>>5701702
my steam account is worth a couple thousand so I removed all friends deny all trading and invites and chats lol im paranoid it will get stolen
>>5701739
She blew you off, Anonymous. I'm sorry.
>>5701740
>tfw yearning
It's a surprisingly nice feel sometimes
>>5701743
Pussy, mine is worth $6k and I have an open inventory, public profile. Add me, I'll say hi. Trade me, I'll consider it.
Fucking whatever yo, I have Norton.
>>5701743
lol
feeling pretty bad
>>5701744
Why even try?
>>5701746
When you hold them after thinking about them so much, it's a nice feel
>>5701750
same
what's wrong?
>tfw my detransition is showing
im glad im back to being a male
i feel much more comfortable as a passing male than i did as a hideous female
eh i think i can handle a store if i take a clonazepam before
alright im going to my clinic in the city and theres two shops right near it, what should sort of thing should i get
one of them has a website
http://rainbowstation.nyc
>>5701739
what redeeming quality or what reason would you have to want to be with kayla?
>>5701757
what the fuck is this
If I stop eating for a month will it mess up my boob development?
>>5701760
A meme
>>5701753
fucked up some of my classes now I'm feeling like even more of a loser than usual
>>5701760
someone trying to troll newfags with a pre composed timeline of eggmans transition using a picture of him, a shooped picture of him and a picture of a cis girl who looks kind of similar to him
>>5701761
duh
>>5701762
*shes everything people said she was
>>5701758
pls respon
>>5701760
The Egg.
>>5701769
please dont jump on the kayla hate bandwagon
she really just needs therapy and to move away from her mom
night.
>>5701759
Because she's still a person, and she's still going through something very difficult. I get frustrated with Kayla but I don't hate her, I used to be the same. It might not seem like it sometimes but I do know she's trying.
She needs help more than she needs hate. If I could I'd give her a bear hug and do my best to help her out.
Kayla is still one of us.
>>5701766
>shopped
neither picture of him is shopped, their both 100% raw egg
>>5701776
we are all kayla
kayla is the voice in our head that tells us to do terrible things and be unapologetically selfish
>>5701779
Which is why I want to see her smile instead of seeing her leave. I really wish she would move out to her own place, she needs independence. To learn how to ignore that voice, and understand how the world works.
>>5701765
Oh no ;~;
Don't beat yourself up, anon
>>5701776
Don't group me in with that fetishistic cross dresser you fuck.
>>5701776
this
its easy to forget that she is a person and also needs the same help we all do, a bit more in her case and its frustrating that she is too afraid or anxious to get the help she needs irl
sometimes its like talking to a brick wall
>>5701779
kayla is neither of those things
she is more like the crying girl in the corner of our minds, lashing out because everything is bad
>>5701779
>tells us to do terrible things and be unapologetically selfish
Is that a real thing? I always just want to be nice to everyone.
Kayla
If I started passing one day
Would you hate me?
>>5701786
She probably already does.
>>5701787
More so then
>>5701784
things aren't that bad for kayla though
she's a former motocross star, she could have been a race car salesperson or worked for lego, she's got a harem of chasers who love her miss cock. the fact is she's got a lot going for her whether she likes to admit it or not.
what are my odds of 100% passing in your opinion
18 and around 3months on hrt
brushing your hair and being at a healthy weight is for losers btw
>>5701792
With those last 2 comments?
0%
>>5701792
define 100%
pass as in overall to the point that my brain says female? idk 70
lose some weight
>>5701792
You look sad
>>5701796
>people think im a cis woman
well fuck off with your dumb question then
>>5701779
I see what you did there, and it is funny even if it is an extreme hyperbole, but have some sympathy for Kayla none the less.
> But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian's daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest? - Mark Twain
So I've been on mones for a month now and I've heard others here talking about putting on weight for weight redistributing. When/how/should I even do that?
>>5701801
watch romcoms and eat ice cream
>>5701799
There's a difference between having some feature softening fat and being a fat disgrace like that anon
>>5701776
kayla is a lying, manipulative, bad person
and you're delusional af
>>5701799
youre a retard
that bitch is fat you fuckwit, what is remotely anorexic about being at a healthy weight?
she even fucking said
>being at a healthy weight is for losers
implying
So much for sleep tonight.
Fuck almost everything
>>5701799
It's hard to tell what her body weight is just from the photo, but depending on that she may want to lose some weight not because it will help her pass better but just for the same reasons a cis girl might want to.
>>5701790
>former
>could have
>could have
>instead now she is desperately trying to defy biology like the rest of us and become something new
>instead now she gets constantly bullied on the only community of like minded people she has
>except for loyal cis male fetishists that white knight her and lust after her gt
doesn't seem so great. i don't care if kayla asked for all of it, we should be better than to constantly shit on her and make her life harder than it is.
i get we're on 4chan and everyone is used to beeing so edgy, but we should be above that here. when you trash talk on /mtfg/ you're trashtalking somebody who is likely depressed, likely scared, likely very lonely, and it's very possible they might be actually suicidal.
>>5701805
that's not the point.
>>5701806
it was a joke
seriously calm down im trying to lose weight already
who else /yugioh/ here?
>>5701803
I don't think I can be happy. I'm not sure happiness even exists. I still wonder if what I've been feeling lately is just that, though.
If anything, I'm not miserable right now.
>>5701818
I'm sorry to hear that
What's wrong?
>>5701819
Life
Dysphoria
Being old and honish
>>5701815
>If anything, I'm not miserable right now.
I'm glad to hear that, at least.
>>5701811
im happy too
>>5701829
I'm 32, way past living with
>>5701829
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both
Good morning, what's happenin'?
>>5701837
About to finger myself and go to sleep, it's 5AM.
>>5701835
I play sometimes with friends but stopped watching after 5ds.
i love being a girl so much
i hated being a guy im so much happier now
estradiol is the best
whoever invented estradiol is the best person ever
>>5701841
let me fuck you
its 5am too
>>5701823
There's something essentially broken about my brain chemistry. I can't feel pleasure and in turn I don't really have desires. There are still other things that drive me, but they're often too abstract and somewhat alien to others...
What makes me feel bad is that people keep telling me I have everything. And so I feel guilty when I complain about my lows...
I guess most MtFs would be pretty happy with a transition going as smooth as mine, if anything. But I still hate my face. Not because it's masculine. Simply because it's not perfectly beautiful.
>>5701846
Come to Ontario and come quick, you've got 30 minutes until I climax.
>>5701790
>she's a former motocross star
is there any proof of this? by the looks of it she's just got a lot of monster merch
>>5701841
Find a sharpie, don't want pewp on yo fingers!
>>5701849
>tfw actually in ontario
Different anon though
>>5701852
taahm! Chase my virgin butt please.
>>5701857
just use one sharpie
What's the point of even going on with life?
>>5701669
Grow up nigger/niggerlover
It's time too admit you are the scum of the earth, and one of the biggest issues that white's face today. Just fucking kill yourself.
>>5701857
You can probably fit a 80's glam 24-pack in there if you try real hard! Don't forget to take the lid off though. C:
>>5701858
SHOW BUTT FRIEND
>sitting in my GP's crowded waiting room
>new doctor calls my name as she walks around the corner
>"are you the one getting a sex change" in front of the entire waiting room
Just fucking kill me now
>>5701857
>Bowmanville
That's an hour away...although I'm not big on fucking people.
I was mostly just pleased to find another local
Are you on HRT?
>>5701864
being too scared to kill yourself
>>5701871
I need to somehow find the courage to do it
>>5701862
What the fuck am I supposed to do with one Sharpie? I'll stick to shoving two or three fingers in my butte thank you.
>>5701870
We couldn't actually fucc anyways, it'd be a little difficult to explain to my parents.
I am but I'm not cute.
>>5701869
Complain and get her bitch ass fucking fired.
>>5701879
yes you must
i was lewd posting earlier but too tired
>>5701872
same, i wish i lived in a country where you could get guns
>>5701881
How long HRT are you?
>>5701873
>implying I'm a cracker
top kek
>>5701877
I'd have to explain to mine why I'm running off to Bowmanville too.
I asked mostly because I know a guy for that sort of thing and I've managed to cut down the wait for a couple people. It also happens to be a pretty good way to make friends, from what I've seen.
>>5701874
>tfw cyba will never rub dicks w/ you
absolutely saddening
>>5701879
Yes, you heard it here first the lewd posting anon is not cute.
But that won't stop me from lewd posting constantly, and hopefully I'll becoming cute soon. 21 is still to early to say I'll be a permanent hon.
>>5701888
Can you must some lewd stuff for me :3
>>5701891
>must
Maybe if I knew what that means.
>>5701879
Told you I was too old.
I should've just stayed a guy
>>5701892
holy shit
what's wrong with my brain?
Can you post some lewd stuff?
i would run away from you, if i could
never really wanted to, but i guess i should run
i would fall in love with you, but i can't, its too hard
maybe we'll just pretend
cus its har dwhen i don't know what to do
i'm angry and i'm tired and confused
i've got so many thoughts stuck in my head
and none of them make much sense
i never had a spot for you in my life
which was true, until i heard you cry
and your tears went down your face into my eyes
i'm sorry, and i hate myself this time
cus ive got so many thoughts stuck in my head
and none of them
make much sense
>>5701869
Sue her for breaching doctor - patient confidentialy
>>5701891
Kuppy you aren't even HRT yet, hormones are gonna make you a slut
>>5701869
When you get deadnamed in court and have to take it because you dont want a warrant for your arrest issued, then you can complain to me.
>>5701896
Good song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0dt5fkn8NY
>>5701899
I wanna be the sluttiest
like no tranny ever
to suck them all is my real test, to fuck them is my cause
>>5701891
I hope you get the sex drive killed on hrt instead of the massive cock lust because damn you are thirsty as hell.
tfw threesome with two sexy ass fucking traps
allahu ackbar
>>5701906
You're not going to be able to function if you get even more dick lusty
>>5701906
>I need you well rested for some lewd posting
Nothing can stop me. I'm so horny all the time, I need cock really bad.
>>5701881
I started blockers and low dose e 12.25.2014. 5ish months ago I doubled my e to 2 mg per 12hours. It made me depressed and very emotional while my body was getting used to it, but for a month or two i have been happier than I have ever been in my entire life
>>5701887
R u Minnesotan?
>>5701895
Up the thread i posted butt and tits (i am legally 21m 4chan)
>>5701901
>>5701902
It will at first but then it skyrockets.
>>5701904
I can't get over the possibility of having shit on my fingers to do this
>>5701913
I guess I'm fucked then
Let's hope I don't go crazy
>>5701914
>I need cock really bad
Same desu
Cock will never come tho ;~;
Fuck it
>>5701916
>>>5701881
>I started blockers and low dose e 12.25.2014. 5ish months ago I doubled my e to 2 mg per 12hours. It made me depressed and very emotional while my body was getting used to it, but for a month or two i have been happier than I have ever been in my entire life
>>>5701887
>R u Minnesotan?
>>>5701895
>Up the thread i posted butt and tits (i am legally 21m 4chan)
>>>5701901
>>>5701902
>It will at first but then it skyrockets.
>>>5701904
>I can't get over the possibility of having shit on my fingers to do this
This is cyba btw
>>5701916
>I can't get over the possibility of having shit on my fingers to do this
clean ur butt and don't finger yourself when you fave to poop or just ate
how will you ever be an anal butt slutt if you can't do butt play properly?
>>5701902
>HRT kills my sex drive
>Get a trans gf
>Suddenly start wanting to rub her boobs and stuff
>>5701918
>Cock will never come tho ;~;
Story of my life. Goodnight, Kuppy. I'll be thinking of you while I climax.
>tfw two 10/10 traps making out on your bed rn while you shitpost on mtfg drink vodka and watch in afterglow cause you just came
it feels good to be alive
>>5701925
Wow that's lewd but hot
night
>>5701927
Ye. Feeling pretty fucking good right now
>>5701927
>>5701930
Fuck.
Even kuppy ignores me.
Being old does suck
>>5701901
All women are whores, I guess
>>5701926
>two 10/10s
Buuuuulllllll
>>5701933
10/10 traps are very rare most are 7 max
>>5701932
how old? i want a mommy gf
This is the worst thread I've seen in a while
>budget camwhore who doesn't know what /soc/ is, desperate for (you)s
>Kayla
>Faye
>literally who tier trips
Drink bleach
>>5701932
I'm older, you can ignore me
>>5701938
I know for a fact I'm older than you
>>5701943
I didn't see your reply that's all
Please don't think I ignore you
>>5701943
you're creepy you meanie hon
>>5701945
you don't know me
>>5701934
Right? Even me and Edie have a long way to go before we're 10's
>>5701939
Chaser Supreme seems to be working to make sure that's no longer the case.
there is nothing wrong with md/lg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1raB05Vqeq1
>>5701950
plus why are you getting all
"p-pls respond ;w; why do you hate me" over kuppy, shes not even cute
>>5701953
Carmen Carrera, Andreja Pejic, and a few escorts are all I can think of. Pre puberty transitioners are the only ones with "dime in her prime" potential.
adri quotes:
"This is the most amazing sexual experience I've had in my entire life" -Adri on having a 3some with Gem and Myself
"Wow... Jesus Christ you're so fucking big..." -Adri on my cock
"I haven't gotten hard in almost a year even when I tried to fap and stuff" -Adri on not being able to get hard
"Wow Jesus Christ I'm so hard right now I don't even know how I've never been able to do it before" -Adri 30 seconds after she said the aforementioned quote
>>5701958
mommy dom little girl
>>5701959
>Carmen Carrera
>pre puberty
>>5701954
>tfw project monarch scares you shitless
If monarch slaves exist, I probably am one. Thank goodness all that hujababloo about the lumis and CIA brain control is nonsense, right?
...right?
>>5701958
Of course. I like the title, reminds me of Vermin Supreme.
>>5701962
Exceptions to every rule
>>5701963
if its true it would explain why you're a liberal
>>5701965
By the way put a plastic lunch bag over your fingers if you're that scared of poop.
>>5701968
Bernie is a liberal dweeb so she automatically hates Yams.
>>5701969
Maybe a vagina condom would work too?
>>5701975
Or just clean your butt.
>>5701966
I'm a libertarian, thank you
I voted for Mitt Romney in the 2012, Id vote republican again if your candidate wasn't a corporation.
>>5701968
I have no issues with her other then the fact she wants to give our country to the corporations. I feel like she preys on shy trannies and is chaser god, and look at her like a shark among us, but she's alright.
>>5701976
:^)
>>5701960
yea we get it you have sex
>>5701960
I hope you girls get tested frequently. I better not find out that dick of yours got the bug before I've been raped by it.
>girls voting republican
A comedy classic
>>5701957
>shes not even cute
I know ;~;
>>5701978
Fair enough
Who are you voting for then? Sanders?
>>5701960
this is the most agp thing I have ever read
and people give kayla shit
>>5701960
so how is the smell of poop?
>>5701982
>All girls must be libtards meme
>Conservative = sexism meme
>>5701982
Gotta protect that right to choose, right? Heheh.
>>5701982
I'm a card-carrying communisit, because that's a great way to piss off people. I don't vote, though, because "representative democracy" is a scam.
>>5701978
What...? If you're a libertarian why are you not voting for the most Classical Liberal candidate which is Trump. Also please explain why a libertarian things that corporations are evil? What the fuck?
You're literally voting
>>5701982
W-WHAT YOU'RE A NOT A S-STRAIGHT WHITE MALE VOTING REPUBLICAN? H-HOW IS THAT P-POSSIBLE? M-MY WORLDVIEW IS EXTREMELY LIMITED AND I CANT FATHOM HOW ANYONE BESIDES DUMB HILLBILLIES COULD VOTE R-REPUBLICAN. REPUBLICANS WANT TO KILL BLACK PEOPLE, GAYS, TRANSGENDERED PEOPLE, AND MOST OF ALL ARE FASCISTS RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC BIGOTS. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE
>>5701986
ya cus kayla reacts
i am agp
ama
>>5701987
if ur not a fucking retard that never happens
and it never has
>>5701987
*paaarp*
>>5701988
>voting for someone who wants to take your rights away
>>5701993
>i am agp
Nice me too, I'm going to put my gt into a girl butt and everything.
>>5701993
Kayla also doesn't have a massive cock.
AGP is okay if you fuck me with a massive cock.
>>5701994
I love mexican food
>>5701985
What choice do I have? Rand Paul got 2% of the republican vote.
>>5701986
There is no such thing as AGP
>>5701993
Corporations exist so that their CEOs can evade laws, how can you justify treating corporations as people in a free nation? Its as big a load of bullshit as the New Deal and Social Security.
AGP isn't real, god of chasers.
>>5701995
Wow, it's even the,
>Trump wants to take away trans rights meme
It'll be so much worse than now unless we get free shiet, right?
So moap has autism, right?
>>5702001
Poor little Rand
Guess the fella couldn't recover from his Trump Stump
>>5702005
I hate Moap, I wish I could take her, Edie, and all the passers who come here just to brag, line them up along the street, and curbstomp them one after the other.
>>5702007
still up eh kayla?
>>5702007
Kayla?
>>5702007
I'd rather they just stop acting so bitchy.
>>5701995
Trump wants to take away my rights? Because he's openly against LGBT Discrimination and has said this repeatedly. When will this meme die that all republicans want to kill LGBT folk? You're stupid as fuck by the way.
>>5702001
Trump does not want to treat corporations as people, he is going to quit his company and give away all assets if he's elected, and want's to run America like a corporation while giving states much, much more local autonomy and making state's rights important again.
Nothing you've said so far has been a logical argument besides "TRUMP IS A CORPORATION"
Also I'd just like to point out the irony in a few things. You're a classical liberal (libertarian) who isn't voting for the 2nd most classical liberal candidate behind Paul. And you're a classical liberal who thinks corporations are evil, yet corporations want to completely deregulate industry and corporations and are the ones that specifically want to treat corporations as people.
Do you even know what you're saying?
>>5702006
>>5702007
Moap doesn't pass though
>>5702007
Passing is easy, to be honest. Do you really want to curbstomp the vast majority of trans girls?
>>5702007
this sounds very isis
>>5702011
A classical liberal voting for Bernie "Safety Net" Sanders, lmao
Something seems off
>>5701993
You're patting yourself in the back far too hard if you think a worldview if shattered by a meme voting for a meme.
>>5702020
Nice coherent sentence.
>>5702019
A classical liberal (state's rights, personal liberties, small but effective government, anti-bureaucracy) is voting for a social democrat (anti-state's rights, anti-personal liberties, big government, lots of bureaucracy)
>>5702020
h-he's just a meme g-guys even though more people went to the primaries to vote for Trump in NH than Bernie despite NH being a staunch democrat state
weird
>>5702025
>NH is staunchly democrat
Not even /pol/ would think this meme is credible
>>5702025
I know a person who said that Social Democracy is the best system because a bunch of people with high IQs said that it is the best system for humans.
Is she right?
>>5702006
Trump getting elected is like a doomsday scenario. I don't know how you all can stand for him.
>>5702010
Never
>>5702011
Wonderful, lets run America like a coroporation. All profits will filter up to the top and the bottom rungs will be exploited and overworked as much as possible in the pursuit of profit. Well save so much money, instead of having to hire lobbyists to bribe congress to do what we want, we just will become congress!
Corporations are evil, I don't need to argue this because its obvious. I don't want Americas only goal to be to churn out as much profit at the top as possible, I want our goal to be to protect our people and increase quality of life.
>>5702015
Lol ok, hon.
>>5702029
Because memes. They're shitposting.
>>5702029
Simple
I'm not American
>>5702029
>If I say I don't want to argue it that means I win.
Lamo. Just admit you're a modern liberal who got your facts on Trump from Huff Post.
You say you're libertarian and then claim you want your government to go against Libertarian values.
>>5702034
Commie
>>5702038
That really convinces me that you're an educated political actor and not just a complete idiot interested in memes.
If you Burgers don't get Trump in I'll be furious. I really want out of this neo-Canada liberal shithole.
>>5702041
I don't have to be serious all the time O:-)
>>5702038
Nah
I don't like communism desu
except in an aesthetic way
>>5702041
It's funny because you're the only one who has based their entire argument on saying, "muh memes"
>>5702045
I like ussr posters and statues too
>>5702029
"Corporations are evil" t. Libertarian
there is something VERY VERY wrong with this sentence, and if you're not intelligent to figure out why then you need to go take a PolSci class or something.
>>5702027
In the past 16 years it's voted republican majority-wise once
>>5702036
b-but trump will take away rights from trannies even though he's against openly against discriminating against LGBT folk!!!!!
>>5702048
I was agreeing with you yume
>>5702048
But Yummy, Huff Post said Trump hated trannies.
>>5702047
yeah
so manly and glorious :3
For the record, the /k/ and /pol/ shit feels like being stuck in a roomful of old CDs and older transitioners. All we need is car talk and we'll have hit a new peak.
It would be different if there was more than that but it's literally been most of the threads for a while.
>>5702046
Oh boo fucking hoo, if you want to be hugoxed just fuck off back to /pol.
I wish there was something I could take so I could just be happy as a guy. Things would be so much easier..
I have no feminine features
>>5702054
dae think the LS3 is the best platform ever?
>>5702054
Car talk? Good idea. We just need to convince Kayla to buy a pink Mini. It's soooo feminine.
>>5702055
just go do cool guy stuff
>>5702058
You won't know that until you lose that weight sheen. That's like judging someone's looks while drunk
>>5702033
I certainly hope so, Id rather be the victim of trolling than actually see people vote for trump.
>>5702037
You don't know anything about me, fuck off anon.
>>5702048
>not intelligent enough
Clearly anyone who disagrees with you is a retard. Nice safety net there. Does condescending make you feel better about yourself?
>>5702058
なんで?w
>>5702055
Why not transition?
>>5702051
i know you were
i was just making fun of that person with u man
cmon
>>5702052
true
>>5702064
yes it does
now please refute my points instead of picking out the ad hom and completely disregarding the rest
>moap still avatarfagging
>still preaching agp is a myth out her own insecurity
>arguing politics on a Laotian shadow puppet emporium for trannys
>>5702058
Maybe you should lose some weight and find out
YOU MISERABLE FAT FUCK
>Trumpistas who think libertarianism is an ideology to protect the propertied
>>5702068
You didn't make a point in your last post, you insulted me and told me to take a polysci class. How do I refute being shitposted?
>>5702070
nice rational response
lmao dude free shit
>>5702069
I didn't start this, why do people keep calling me a liberal? Im a Libertarian!
>>5702077
>expecting any kind of composure or rationality from a bunch of hormonal women and gay men
>think trump is a meme candidate like everyone else
>look up his policies
>they actually sound ok
Why does he act like the biggest memelord since Ron Paul? He'd probably get a lot more votes of he stopped yapping about "muh wall!"
>>5702036
Miss Universe had to be sued into it and he mostly turned it into a farce. He didn't do it out of the goodness of his heart.
>>5702080
> why do people keep calling me a liberal? Im a Libertarian!
you're trolling at this point
>>5702084
He's going to win the nomination and literally got better voter turnout than the dems in NH
>>5702087
Literally doesn't matter. He has OPENLY STATED HE IS SUPER AGAINST THE DISCRIMINATION OF LGBT PEOPLE AND SUPPORTS THEIR RIGHTS.
>>5702074
you're trolling at this point
>Yume literally shitposts here all day
Do you like do anything else?
>>5702090
Leeches off gem like a parasite
>>5702089
>The walking meme implies people are trolling
Disagreeing with your is not trolling.
If you can't get that, stay in /pol/
>>5702091
in 2 weeks ill be bread earner and gem will be the one "leeching like a parasite" desu
get ur facts straight
>>5702092
are you drunk?
>>5702090
not much to do today since I don't have a car, gem works 11 hours a day, and we dont live on the train system
in a week though once i live on the train system ill be working or hanging out downtown all the time so you'll finally be free from my shitposting
rn im just on the computer with gem and adri and we're just about to watch some mde videos
its really not hard to open a new tab and reply to people, im not sure what kind of attention span you think is needed for posting on 4chan
>>5702098
Getting a job Yume?
If you don't have a job you should be put to death
>>5702089
Well I wasn't talking about republican caucus voters, I meant people who were on the fence about which party they want to vote for. I'm sure there's more than a few democrats who would vote for him over shillary if they knew he was ok
>>5702101
so what you are saying is that employers should have the ability to send people off to be executed?
>>5702101
Honestly, my job nearly killed me anyway. I'm pretty glad I'm on paid medical leave and soon to be retired with a disability pension. Work sucks.
>>5702102
Good luck
>>5702107
You're robbing people!
YOU'RE A THIEF
>sit down and play legacy of the void for the first time
>stomp every plat league shitter i come across
>stomping top 8 diamond players
>even beat a fucking top 25 masters player with a barcode
>win 17 out of the 23 games i played tonight
>no promotion out of platinum
sc2 is a fucking scam.
>>5702025
>despite nh being a staunch democrat state
hahahahaha new hampshire is notorious for having a huge amount of swing voters. its comical that you construe general voting for democrats in 5 of the past 7 by no more than 6% (i think?) a /staunch/ democrat state. keep in mind nh only has 4 electoral votes as well so unless it were split, you would have 75% either way which looks a lot different than it actually is.
can you speak on some of these trump snippets
>climate change isn't real
>i'm going to cut the department of education
>we need to slow down on vaccine usage to prevent autism
>lets censor the internet to stop isis recruitment
>we need to support israel even more
and these are just the retarded things he has said that i can actually remember.
>>5702087
he is a meme. every person left who has a chance is a meme aside from hillary, but everyone hates her and rightfully so.
america is never going to actually change until there is major goverment reform because its becoming very evident that a dual party representative democracy has major flaws.
>>5702111
And a sexy one at that. Now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure there was a time when I was a kid when I wanted to be a sexy thief when I grew up.
>>5702115
Get me out of here
I'm so fucking disgusted right now
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
>tfw dilating and my little lizard comes in from the other room to keep me company
>tfw curled up in bed at 4 am in the morning shitposting and eating delicious curry by the light of my phone's flashlight
this is the life
>>5702125
>cold curry
Out
>>5702104
watch full debates and speeches and not just what the news cuts out for the sake of sensationalism
>>5702113
im aware that nh is notorious for being a swing state but im saying in the past SIXTEEN years that is not entirely the case
it doesn't surprise me that the state that's motto is LIVE FREE OR DIE is supporting a classical liberal
if you relink all those other quotes to me tomorrow with sources(this is not claiming they didn't happen or arent real, I just need full context even though i know most of them are true, but context is needed to form a logical conclusion on whether it was out of context or not) i will reply to them but right now i gotta go to bed
night
MEMES
>>5702129
you can literally google those keywords with trump and its all documented by millions of online papers and magazines and political sites and stuff. his knowledge is limited to corporate economics.
also you realize that my point is that just because more often than not a democrat wins by a difference of less than 8% doesn't make it a /staunch/ democratic state. i want to believe you aren't this stupid.
>>5702134
hey do you like this meme? i made it a while ago.
Ugh
I woke up
>>5701273
He chooses to misinterpret
>>5702143
How's the swamp this morning?
How to pass?
>>5702144
I feel sick but I think that's because I cried myself to sleep
>>5702149
>check mirrors
>set turn signal
>accelerate and change lanes
>???
>pass
>>5702149
Get FFS
Oh wait :^)
>>5702155
e p i c
>tfw meme socks arrived this morning
It's bad enough a new employee clocked me with no problem yesterday
>>5702160
What did they say?
>>5702156
.-.
>>5702159
>>5702162
At the end of the shift, she asked how transition was like and when I asked her she said there were way too many signs.
When asking her, she said my jawline, chin and forehead were very masculine. The hooded eyes were masculine and my inverted triangle body.
>>5702182
wow time to fucking kill myself
>>5702182
yeah none of that happened
>>5702182
I find it hard to believe that she just came right out and said all that. Because that is fucking ice cold.
>>5702189
>Sure about that?
considering they are all features you constantly complain about
yeah I am going to have to say as believable as a kayla post
>>5702202
>features you complain about
Not my fault that you can't identify the differences between masculine and feminine features
>tfw you get the perfect tuck
>>5702149
I wish i knew. "So, how long have you been transisitoning" "What are your preferred pronouns" etc etc.
>>5702212
Forgot pic
What's the point of transition if I can't even look like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EsPaFRjkuz4
>>5702217
Living your life as a woman.
>>5702217
To at least try and be happy
>>5702215
dont post my photo
>>5702149
Hormones. FFS if you still don't pass
Doctor switched me from zoladex to decapeptyl without even telling me. They're basically the same thing right?
>>5702225
here's mine if it makes you feel better
>>5702217
She just posted to passgen
>>5702231
And that's probably because you're a man.
I love bernie so much.
>>5702236
Atleast being a man, you can be respected. 95% of ugly women aren't and are useless except for child birth which isn't saying much
>>5702230
I don't think anyone here knows
>>5702231
are you sure you're trans?
>>5702089
>are you for gay marriage?
>I'm a traditionalist
>>5702231
>>5702246
Bitter hon
>>5702253
Yes I'm very bitter about having had sex with Chad-tier guys. You have no idea how disgusted I was by the toned bodies, the gorgeous dicks, the rumbly, virile voices.
I wish such suffering on no one.
>>5702255
But, why? I'd rather be an ugly grill than a 10/10 chad any day of the week. The former sucks more in theory, but when you account for dysphoria and shit, the chad lyfe is a living hell.
Peace out /mtfg/
Have a good day today
morning
>>5702258
Probably because you're very attractive
>>5702260
That's disturbing
I wouldn't care if I looked like sheen as long as I were cis
90% of trans people need to reevaluate themselves
>>5702264
I'm not that cute. Just fairly responsive.
>>5702273
How's San Fran?
>>5702275
But you have cuteness
>>5702273
bruh!
>>5702294
the thread died
>>5702316
my bad.
Just so you know. if you get rid of gt. You no longer have demonic semen powers.
>>5702329
my gt hasnt had any semen in it in months
>>5702329
S-say it isn't so ;_;
neil gaiman has a hot voice.
>>5702260
I don't see what's the problem here. Obviously, my life is a lot better now as an attractive woman than it used to be back when I tried to pass as some ugly, effete manlet...
>>5702329
Do I get the mana drain that lets me prevent young men from turning into wizards?
>>5702329
WAT
I wish someone had told me earlier
this is weird. before i started working I was at like 160 lbs and only ate one meal a day. i ballooned up to ~ 200lbs. well since I started working I'm eating 3 - 4 meals a day and I'm already down to 180lbs. what's the deal? is fat redistribution to blame? if it is it seems way too early for it to start im 6'0 if that helps any
>>5702374
Young men have the "anxiety around potential sex" passive trait most of the time. There's a chance that nothing will stop them from becoming a wizard.
>>5702377
How long on hrt? Some muscle doesn't take very long to go away.
>>5702375
Hi from the /pol/ thread :)
>>5702384
like almost 3 months I thought day redistribution didnt start till like 6ish months
>>5702392
Highly depends on the person.
>>5702396
i suppose that's good for me. here's to hoping hrt makes me cute : /
>>5702392
It's extremely variable. The tables are smart sounding memes at best.
>>5702402
You need to level up your powers to tier "QT". Then you gain the all powerful Seduce(I) Power. This can be buffed with the Roofies(I) power.
Then you can bypass that. But there is a high chance that you might be caught with the Jail(III) cast usually by wizards in uniform.
good mornign i didn't die
>>5702423
>not being dead inside anyway
not truetrans tbqphwyfam
>>5702430
perfect :3
>>5702409
>i was unemployed for 5 months and thats when I gained all that weight ive only been employed (and on hrt) for 3 months and i already lost a huge amount of weight even though I'm eating way more
>and no I literally only ate once a day before
meh, its all about them calories out calories in. just sleeping and sitting is like 500~800 kcal a day or something like that and working can be all from 2000 to 6000 kcal per day.
we usually don't count in drinks as well which is the most common weight thief, drinking soda casually goes directly to your belly.
but good for you though
>>5702423
Surviving's good
>tfw your hangover lasts 4 days
>>5702437
I am going to need you to hand in your trutrans(TM) badge
>>5702441
It would take a lot more than just feeling alive to make me normal, though...
>>5702434
>just sleeping and sitting is like 500-800 kcal a day
no, it's not. depending on your height, and weight, it's anywhere from around 1400-1800 just for your base metabolic rate. that is how much you burn sitting doing nothing.
you can easily calculate it online, or go to /fit/ and use their sticky tools and TDEE/BMR calculators.
>working can burn 2000-6000kcal a day
are you high? do you work as a fucking superhero? it's nowhere near that. even heavy physical laborers would struggle to burn more than 1k in a day.
please educate yourself before you attempt to educate others.
>>5702441
>how are you?
lonely and depressed, like every day, and you?
>>5702444
Still speed?
>>5702447
>are you high?
It could be true if your an overexerting anorexic otoh
>>5702451
>that i cried myself to sleep last night
I do that quite often actually
>>5702445
Honestly? I only have a few months left to deal with the trans label. I'm getting SRS at the beginning of May, my full ID change right afterwards... I'll just be another woman. The kind that doesn't bother with cis/trans labels and has image issues that have nothing to do with looking masculine. Actually, some of the plastic surgery I'm likely to get when I can afford it may make some parts of my face slightly more masculine.
>>5702451
I'm pretty much absolutely abnormal.
>>5702451
Sadly the red eyes sometimes kind of give it away.
>>5702449
Yeah but not since Saturday ;~;
>>5702455
>I only have a few months left to deal with the trans label.
>I'll just be another woman.
oh gosh I wish that worked for me
lmao at femgen stealing our OP links. transition when
>>5702469
A lot of femgen are on HRT but deny they're trans. They're crazier than us.
>>5702465
I guess that when it comes to transitioning, I've been lucky on all counts. Good, youthful looks, a voice that never was too damaged by T and a non-oppressive upbringing that did let me spend most of my childhood and youth with girls my age. It went completely smoothly this time around...
>>5702465
>implying
>>5702479
I'm in love. And I've regained access to old memories. Also, I feel compelled to do some stuff that might seem out of place in 2016. Now I just need a cassette deck to record the mixtape I've drafted...
>>5702490
in that case, congratulations and best wishes!
in my case, regained memories are never something to be celebrated but i understand that they could be important to some and if you're feeling better, i think that's wonderful
>>5702455
Wow, am I ever so glad at your intensely succesful transition. Yes, you will truly be cured and never be trans again.
>>5702496
I'm a freak and I'm fucking proud of it. It wasn't exactly being a square that made me popular and fun to be around. Wild at heart! And I fucking hope I'll quickly find a few likeminded women to creatively seek trouble with once I'm out of this clinic because being locked up has left me bored to death.
>>5702506
you need to work on your subtlety
>>5702455
>tfw I'll probably never know this feel
>>5702506
I like the "SRS makes you cis" meme
>>5702513
Your behaviour is sickening beyond belief to be perfectly honest with you hon.
>>5702521
Srs, passing and going stealth might as well
>>5702521
It doesn't. It just pretty much makes both labels irrelevant in daily life.
>>5702521
>tfw you spent recovery shattering people's hopes and aspirations
>>5702521
i self identify as cis, shitlord
>>5702535
>prostate
>4 images to limit
>been like this for a couple hours
finish him already!
like my pic guys? its me on the left btw
>>5702527
It doesn't really change anything in daily life though.
>>5702524
Functionally yeah, but I don't think there's really anything that actually does. I could have all the surgery in the world and pass flawlessly and still personally be aware of the fact that I'm trans.
>>5702533
S-sorry
>>5702535
Nope. I'm not sure anything will convince me that I'm no longer trans. Must be nice to think it though.
>>5702532
Better than building false hope
>>5702541
my sentiments exactly. you still didn't awoo for me bruh
>>5702546
princess of progress/10
>>5702546
Where is that even from?
150
>>5702556
You fucked up big time
>>5702556
>>5702551
>I'm not sure anything will convince me that I'm no longer trans.
Iktf
if by change you find a solution, hit me up
>>5702564
I don't think even getting my brain transplanted into a cis body would fix it.
>>5702566
You have to make the new thread as punishment
>>5702572
Where have you been? I missed you.
Did you try the shower thing yet...? :3
>>5702577
It wouldn't let me post because my ip range, ISP, or country was banned due to abuse. But i live in the U.S. posting from a phone on at&t network so...?
And no :\ I keep forgetting
>>5702584
I saw the look you got when showing your ID. It was sympathy when he realized you weren't from BC like me.
>>5702584
>new thread
better keep it clean, missy
>>5702579
:^)
why the fuck are there 6 mtf generals