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it never ends edition

▶Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶MTFG Radio https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/mtfg
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg

old >>5699369

Let's do our best today, girls!
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>tfw will never pass
>tfw no precum soaked penises to succ
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I just wanted to say, to all the people claiming pre-transition folk aren't real trans-women or aren't welcome here, that I probably would have killed myself if not for /mtfg/.

I have gender dysphoria but for a multititude of reasons have been delaying and delaying my transition. Reason that I know I'll regret for not being worth it, but reasons that at the time felt legitimate. I've got nobody to talk to about how I feel, nobody to talk to that could even understand how I feel. Nobody except /mtfg/, and the girls here have given me so much hope that maybe I can actually do this.

Elanna, yume, gem, maddie, oddish, anne, remy, joan, Oryx, Korra, Kuppy, Adri, Aria, moap, even Kayla, and so many more including many anons. I wish I could really thank all of you personally. You've all actually saved my life, you all make me think that I can actually do this. And I can't honestly thank you all enough.

This year is going to be the year for me, I really want to believe that this time. It's never felt so true.

So I know some people don't like the idea of pre-everything people and non-fulltime people posting in here, I get that I'm not really one of you guys. But this outlet means so much to me, and has helped me so much. I know I'm not the only one.
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Hello friends
I need a fun video game right meow

plz help
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>>5700190
That would be going a bit far, I posted here before I was full time I think, maybe. Its hard to remember that far back.

But yeah its a little depressing knowing most posters are manmode.

>>5700282
There is no such thing as AGP.
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>>5700307
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=612083198

>/mtfg/ the game
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>>5700302
iktf

>>5700306
you're welcome m8
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>>5700307
FINAL FANTASY FOURTEEN
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>>5700306
Take your fucking titty skittles.

And you're welcome or whatever.
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>>5700221
uhhh hey uhhh DELETE THIS NOW
>>5700224
>>5700254
theres nothing stopping adri from staying over a few days yknow desu wa

its just she'll be alone all day with me >:)
>>5700228
nah i actually was a total dom bottom that only liked boys when i transitioned

not sure what happened honestly lol
>>5700229
*swats*
>>5700235
i doubt it qt , you're sexy as fuck. i throw around the word cute a lot because i think a lot of things are cute, i dont think many things are sexy, and you're sexy.
>>5700238
better get to work cus imma make u do it loads
>>5700247
b-but if u vote a republican in he'll kill da gayz and line up trannies xD i dont know how the world works!!

yeah

my biggest reason for intitially supporting trump over bernie was when i realised how BIG of a anti-federalist he is. he LOVES states rights like fuck... he says "these united states" instead of "the united states"

hes my man
>>5700282
cascadia is based dude cmon
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>>5700307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMx5pXK_Z2Y
Play Drive Any Track.
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The party never ends!
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>>5700312
Someone ironically bought me this for christmas, does he know?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/321060/

t-thanks

>>5700316
Isn't it dead though?
pls just help
I have 45 yuro dollars
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>>5700325
Goddamn I'm not even into other MtFs but I'd let you do lewd things to my body.

You're not making a cult or anything, right?
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please tell me my chances of passing after HRT are above 0%

most recent pic of me, taken a year ago
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>>5700309
>Ireland or the Netherlands
I don't think so, Skippy.
>>5700310
AGPlease, we all know it's real.
>>5700325
Don't you already have enough girls to chase up there?
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>>5700292
I want off Mr dysphoria's wild ride
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>>5700306
<3
>>5700325
t-thanks yume
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>>5700329
>Isn't it dead though?
no, especially not if you get on the right server, it's quite busy. plus I'll play with you, so you'll never be alone~
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>>5700336
>please tell me my chances of passing after HRT are above 0%
Technically.
>a year ago
You're going to have a really bad time. You know that, right?
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>tfw in a fucking hospital til whenever
>tfw got asked to do two interviews today
fuck this gay earth
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>>5700306
You're welcome anon
Good luck with this year, I hope you achieve your goals
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>>5700306
The time to start hormones is now, I'm happy for you anon. You're just as much a grill as the rest of us, good luck.

>>5700325
I knew you couldn't be AGP, it makes perfect sense now.
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>>5700344
B-but anon, I need pvp in my life.
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>>5700346
yeah i know. not sure if you can tell from that photo but im almost 7 feet tall. regardless of whether or not i pass i'll still look like a freak
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>>5700337
nobody lives in either of them, you can be safe and get free surgery
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>>5700350
I forgot your name in my post, but you're one of the people that I have directly been helped by. Just wanted to make sure you knew that.
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>>5700359
ganbatte anon.
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>>5700306
I felt like cutting off my face a while ago but reading this made me feel better anon. =]
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>>5700359
>im almost 7 feet tall.
Ok, I lied. Only because 0.0...01% is mathematically zero. You would need surgery that doesn't currently exist.
I really don't want to be mean, and I'm not saying you shouldn't transition if that's what you need to do, but you're not passing without the assistance of an omnipotent entity. I'm sorry.
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>>5700333
not yet
>>5700337
idk what you look like so idk if id even chase you desu
>>5700342
mm dont stutter you know you're sexy
>>5700353
i accidentally had sex with a girl about a year ago like, she wanted to do stuff and i was like EWW I FUCKING HATE PUSSY THATS GROSS but she managed to convince me and then i just started fucking people ever since. ive always been a dom though, i just used to a bottom and now im not

lol
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>>5700306
ur welcome and I wish u all the best!
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>>5700306
I didnt really pay attention to whoever said that last thread, but theres nothing wrong being pre mones, we've all been there

people that claim to be trans though, when they dont even want hormones? They're fucking dumb

But you're always welcome here, and I'm glad things are looking up for you :)

>>5700325
true

I want her to live with us now desu
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>>5700292
Has ear feminisation surgery been invented yet?
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>>5700378
yeah it's called let me nibble it
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>>5700378
Nigga you can get fucking elf ears.
P. sure you can get lil anime girl ears if you want.
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At my electrolysis waiting room
Reeee pain
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>>5700286
Yeah, it was a union job so it was required to come in the next day if they got a hold of you, but they had to tell you in person. I remember hiding in-between the racks one time so they couldn't find me and sneaking out when my shift was over.
>>5700282
>raifu will never come to oregon b/c the meme team scared her away
;_;
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How to stop thinking about lewd stuff in class?
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>>5700385
You've really got to man the fuck up if you want to be a woman.
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>>5700356
oh... never mind then....
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>>5700387
protip: you don't
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>>5700387
You don't
Have fun being fixated on ducks today :3
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>>5700392
I'm getting it done yo
Just fuck
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>>5700387
go and schlick it while thinking about me n gem in the bathroom

duh
>>5700386
tfw no raifu to shoot guns with
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>>5700387
When was the last time you god fucked? Be honest, it's okay. The answer is 20 years for me.
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>>5700387
count sheep, think about knots
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>>5700394
S-sorry, i'm just manly like that.
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>>5700387
get some actual taste in trips
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>>5700387
You don't you slut.
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>>5700360
But they're aren't America.
>>5700371
Basically I look like a bridge troll in makeup.
>>5700387
Whatever you do don't think about how it feels for a cock to go from flaccid to hard in your mouth/throat and you feel your lips pushing further apart.
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>>5700337
AGP isn't real.

>>5700371
How do you accidentally have sex with some one? Ive never had issue with pussy, wish I had one to be honest with you. I'm a perma sub, the thought of domming is so... masculine.

>>5700387
Marijuanas?
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>>5700402
I've had 3 and probably a lot more to go
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>>5700396
>Have fun being fixated on ducks today
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>>5700408
still wanna shoot guns w u

also oregon insurance covers HRT and SRS desu
>>5700411
she dommed me into domming her and i never recovered
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>>5700377
>I want her to live with us now
>tfw you didn't meet gem and yume back when you had your own house and could have rented out your extra rooms to them
>>5700399
I'd just want to hang out and go to the coast with her and talk and get to know her desu
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maybe next year I will have a valentine
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>Two people just asked at the same time if my avatarfag personality was back in the Overwatch general
Is this a sign?
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>>5700413
Fucking auto correct
This is the Jews fault

>>5700422
Can I shoot guns with you one day, Yume
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>>5700408
>But they're aren't America
Please note: I may be drinking tonight.

Or I might not be.
>>5700422
>tfw haven't gone shooting since starting HRT
>>5700423
> get to know her
Pfft, gay.
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>>5700404
that's okay... it's not like I wanted to level up with you and erp with you all day or anything....
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>>5700395
>>5700396
>>5700406
Fug :DDD

>>5700399
B-but ;~;

>>5700400
December 28th

>>5700401
Sure why knot

>>5700402
No

>>5700405
>implying I'm not checking out guys in my class
There's one guy in my communications class that's so fucking hot I swear to god but he's out of my league ;~;

>>5700408
>tfw you swallow deep and he moans and throbs uncontrollably

>>5700411
But I can't program stoned. Or horny. And marijuanas make me horny
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>>5700423
why the coast specifically?
>>5700432
do it
>>5700429
ya ill teach you how it feels to be an american get a nice colt M4A1 and just blow shit away in the countryside
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>>5700432
pfft ok fine whatev we'd just chill, or something
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>>5700361
you're welcome senpaitachi. this place got me through some shit before, so iktf. ganbatte your best anon!
>>5700387
find a pre-cum soaked penis to suck in the class!

also, wouldn't topping be sorta subish? like if someonelike dommed you into topping? i always thought any role in the bedroom can be modified to fit a sub.
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>>5700437
>December 28th
TOO LONG
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>>5700306
Yeah, don't listen to the retarded chasers. All they want this thread to be is an extension of the trap threads on /b/
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>>5700436
O-oh but i'm yuro anon so we would probably be in different time zones anyway..
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>>5700387
I imagine for you the only way would be to stop going to class, sorry Elanna.
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>>5700442
>wouldn't topping be sorta subish?
It's pretty alpha to just sit there and force the top do do all the work, fucking themselves with your cock while you just watch.

Not sure why I wrote that from the perspective of the dom. I really want somebody to watch me squirm and bite my lip as I churn up my insides with their hard cock.
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>>5700437
>In college
>Surrounded by boys at their peak of qtness
Yeah no, there's no hope
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>>5700422
Never recovered, cute.
You sound like you like it :P

>>5700437
Think about things you need to do in the near future and how you're going to do them?
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>>5700449
Lewd.
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>>5700452
i do like it

sticking my dick in people and having power over people is an amazing high

i used to insert as the trap in trap doujins now i just self insert as the boy

its like i was trutrans before and i got mindbroken into being a fetishist
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>>5700451


College students dont fuck as much as they used to.

Too many men are now betas.
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>>5700306
Holy shit, I didn't see this before... That was really nice. A lot of us here for you, even if 4chan in general isn't.
>>5700439
Oregon coasts are beautiful.
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>>5700437
It's the worst desu
Tfw no cocks in me

>>5700439
I'll be a tru patriot and defend the 2nd amendment
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What games should I look at on steam? Firewatch seems neat, and probably going to buy Bindings of Isaac.
>>5700437
>tfw you swallow so deep you don't even notice he came and just keep going
>>5700439
I don't want to get harassed for being a faggot at the range. :(
>>5700441
Chill chill or Netflix chill?
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good night =]
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>>5700446
I sleep at odd times, most of my gaming buddies are european....
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>>5700457
>not just reading trap-on-trap smut manga
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Is this a Trump celebration thread?
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>>5700469
Night
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>>5700460
ive never been

i havent strayed outside of the GPA since i just moved here

never seen the pacific ocean
>>5700468
u wont if im there ill fuck them up
>>5700471
thats mostly what i do y eah
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>>5700472
elanna?
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>>5700443
>tfw you broke things off with your fuckbuddy because it was messing with your head too much
>tfw not willing to go there again
Don't fuck your ex, ever

>>5700448
Fuck my life..

>>5700452
That would require me to take my mind off of getting plowed for at least a few minutes though.

>>5700468
Raifu I...

>>5700451
There really isn't ;_;

>>5700442
Sure why not? If you're comfortable being dommed into subbing I'm sure you could find it enjoyable.

>>5700459
Does this mean that I have a chance if I make the first move on that guy? ;~;
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>>5700460
>tfw grew up on the coast
>tfw have only been to the oregon coast like twice
can we drive to the coast sometime?

I miss the beach
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>>5700489
>tfw grow up on boring east coast
i need a euthanization
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East Coast best Coast
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Good day you filthy tampons
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East coast as well. Maryland to be specific.
Number 1 reason East coast is best coast:
No Kayla.
/thread
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>>5700336
I am not gonna lie they are not great
>>5700340
The ride never ends
>>5700306
That's what lurking is for. R u starting hormones soon? Keep pushing forward anon
>>5700378
Your ears aren't masculine, lol
>>5700439
ARs are the best rifles, trump is best candidate
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>>5700485


Your face passes but Does your voice pass?
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>>5700503
This
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>after ffs
>anestesia is freaking weird
>right after no pain at all
>when they took me from postoperative room to my normal room still no paint just EXTREMLY unconfortable.
>my ugly male forehead is gone
>it's gone you guys!
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East coast sucks
Source: I used to live there
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>>5700503
Why do people hate Kayla?
>>5700514
Pics?
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>>5700518
She's a cunt
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>tfw too cowardly to hurt myself
I guess digging into my arms with my nails is good enough
>>5700495
GEORGIA
E
O
R
G
I
A
(Georgia counts as east coast, right)
>>5700518
You'll learn soon enough
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>>5700515
I like it, then again I don't live near the coast, or by a large city, or in the south.
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>>5700493
east coast is really nice desu
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>>5700507
Inconsistent. Ranges from passing to 16 y/o gay boy ;~;
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>>5700518
She's a moron
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>>5700498
Ur one of my faves Angie
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>>5700477
That's it, taking you to the coast

you can be in charge of the music on the way there senpai
>>5700489
Definitely, there's some cool places I want to go if you haven't been to them yet
>>5700468
>chill chill or netflix chill
Oh, I don't pressure anything desu
>range
here you can go into in the mountains and just shoot uphill.
>tfw you swallow so deep you don't even notice he came and just keep going
omg
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>>5700525
I was in South Jersey,
Close to both Philly and NYC
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Yay maryland
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>>5700518
kayla lies all the time
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>>5700527
its not portland
kill me i need friends
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>>5700534
Well there's your problem
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>tfw no trans friends in cajun land Louisiana

;_;
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>>5700531
I want to be the best
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>>5700505
Dysphoria will only end if I become a spooky skeleton
fuck this lyf
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>>5700543
>tfw no friends in general
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currys got 5 threes in the first quarter this could be a record breaking night
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>tfw you cant cum from blowjobs

FUCK

>>5700541
dont let ur dreams be memes
>>5700532
deal baby
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>>5700546
pls no ;_;
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>>5700518
#1 way to out yourself as new to /mtfg/: asking "Why do people hate Kayla?"

(I don't hate her, but I understand why people do. I just find her frustrating, personally.)
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>>5700556
Join the skeleton world
Remove yourself from the chains of the flesh
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I think I want to move to Portland Oregon is this a good idea?I hear it's tranny central.
>>5700557
3 days old
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Dick deprivation is making me greedy. I used to be satisfied with the idea of getting bent over and fucked from behind with my face in the pillow. Or wrapping my legs around somebody ass they fuck me, kiss me, and stare into my eyes.

Now I want more. I really want to be spitroasted right now, like fuck. Sticking my but up in the air always makes me feel so sexy and submissive, like a good little slut begging for cock to fill her up. And I want that, I want that primal feeling of being held down and fucked from behind. Being truly used like a toy, unable to even watch as he ravages my ass with his rock hard shaft.

But that's not enough. I want more. I want somebody to make us of my limp jaw, lolling tongue, and wide open druling mouth as that dick sends waves through my body from behind. I want that mouth to be filled with another hard dick. My moans and yelps muffled as it slides up and down my throat gagging me.

When they're done I want to lay there cleaning the cum off of my face and swallowing it, as I feel the hot sticky seed ooze from my ravaged ass.
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>>5700561
do i get some kind of magical powers?
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>>5700542
The cities aren't the problem though
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I am Happy the God-Emperor one.

however I am quite sad right now. I was fucking around with emacs and looking up M-x list-packages and found one called woman

woman 0.551 built-in browse UN*X manual pages `wo (without) man'


I think I am going to switch to vim now.

Also I got a hair up my ass and cleaned my bathroom. It was pretty bad desu to the point that one would think it was a guy's bathroom if it were not for the make up and hair everywhere.
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>>5700566
>spitroasted
i am interested and hard now
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>>5700566
anon you need to stop holy fuck ;____;
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>>5700566
Lewd
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>>5700555
You haven't had one of mine
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>>5700495
Mountain Coast best coast. >tfw we won the super bowl
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>>5700567
Peace will be upon you
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>>5700566
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>>5700580
But, East Coast has mountains too
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>>5700546
>tfw your skeleton is your most masculine feature
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>>5700566
I wanna suck on a big dick and be a good girl
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>>5700580
>>5700587
appalachian poster here
it's fucking shit
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>>5700546
but then you'd be stuck as a male skelly

that sounds far worse desu

>>5700532
H Y P E
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>>5700591
NY and Vermont have nice mountains
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>>5700575
I cannot. Not until my cravings are satisfied. All of them.

And I have a lot of cravings. I got a lot out of my system fingering myself the other night though, I'd never been so horny. I was literally mind broken. Like a twenty year build up of aching for cock had finally become too much.
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>>5700593
I will always have a male skelly
Just kill me now Gem senpai
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>>5700578
o-oh

i await it then~
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>>5700598
yes but you're spreading your cravings @_@
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>>5700590
hehehe succ on this
*whips out an even stronger desire to be a submissive little slut and pleasure a cock with my mouth*
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Tfw my entire face is swollen burning pain and I paid for the privilege
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you girls are making my dick hard
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>>5700599
always remember

skellys are the enemy
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>>5700615
Sounds fun. Hair removal or FFS?
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>>5700616
C-can I see?
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>tell all my old internet friends that I'm not trans anymore and i'm just a femboy and start using male pronouns on myself when speaking in third person
>they all start referring to me as a girl now and using female pronouns

who /mischief/ here?
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There comes a moment when inspiration finally arises and possibilities open.
I'm now on a mad quest to type out 20,000 words tonight for something of a finale.
All of my hatred goes into this writing, which has suffered immense setbacks, writers block, and serious frustration.

Aria signing off for the night.
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>>5700621
Being cummed on by 5 guys and then having cats lick all the cum off with rough tongues.
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>>5700623
sure
i'll get assblasted if i post it here though
give me an email
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>>5700626
Night
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>>5700621
Just finished electrolysis appointment, I have the pain threshold of a two year old
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>>5700566
>tfw more aroused by intimacy with someone I like/love than just simple lewdness

God, I'd make a great wife.
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>>5700629
[email protected]
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>>5700638
i'm being serious
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>>5700633


wow and i thought laser was bad.

So basically with electrolysis they push electricity down your hair shafts?
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>>5700546

If YOU feel trapped in your body imagine how your skelington feels!
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>>5700641
Poor skeletons, we should let them free
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>>5700639
I am too, please send your dick to that address
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>>5700566
Yes please.
>>5700636
>intimacy
Even more yes please.
>tfw you entirely expect to never truly know love in your life
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>mfw sex drive so low I'm immune to these lewd posts
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Someone come cuddle and curl up with me while we watch tv
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>>5700654
k
>>5700648
D:
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>tfw feeling lonely
post feels /mtfg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9BAlBFv9fE
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>>5700652


Nice try but its night time in the US.
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>>5700654
Hi
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>tfw when you have a wet dream about elenna
>3 nights in a row
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>>5700652
Goddamn...
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I have man ears to go with my man everything else
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>>5700659
>2015-05-20
>>5700652
*Bites lip*
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>>5700648
It's getting on my nerves desu. I'm already antisocial as it is and now I have these horned up girls pushing me further away.
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>>5700659
i never said when that was recorded
>>5700664
;)
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>>5700623
Elanna why don't we get fucked together. Laying on our sides, facing eachother. A strong man behind each of us, fucking us from behind, caressing our bodies, kissing the bottom of our necks.

All while we lay there, faces practicall touching, mouths centimetres apart, our breasts squeezed up against eachothers. Our eyes locked, as we intently watch eachother's exhausted and panting faces react to every thrust from behind us.

By the end we're so exhausted that we pass out in eachother's arms, and wake up hours later to find ourselves so sticky from all the dried cum that we need to take a bath together and soak it all away.

Offer is up to anyone if Elanna says no.
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>>5700669
>desu

I didn't type that retarded shit. 4Chan has betrayed me. :(
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>>5700673
pls stop,I can't take much more
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>>5700652
i dont usually like stuff like that but i really want that inside me anon....
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Hey there

Im rather new in this board and I plan to start the transition process next year,is it okay to feel so nervous?I mean,I dont know how am I going to tell my parents and the idea of not passing as a girl sounds too fucking terrifying
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>>5700675
that's weird... wonder why it did that Tbh... what were you trying to type?
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>>5700648
give it a few months or so and you'll be lewdposting in no time

>>5700658
>tfw too lewd for sad feels rn

I still need to play life is strange with you though
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>>5700457
I want a doujin where an highschool nerdy boy is dominated/fucked by a junior highschool boy and feminizes as a result. The dom being significantly younger is part of the being degraded theme. That might be a bit pedo though.
Went from true-trans to chaser prime.

>>5700485
Iunno what to tell you then, Im more into submission than I am into actually getting fucked.

>>5700566
I have fantasies like these but Im a pure maiden irl.

>>5700636
Being a housewife is my end goal in life.
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>>5700680
desu
desu

DESU
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>>5700640
They slide a needle down your hair shaft and then electrocute the follicle. How much it hurts depends where its being done; the face is one of the worst, I hear.
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>>5700662


Was wondering why dont people dream more about edie considering she posts lewds here.

But then again edie is a dirty spic+arab mix while elanna is white and pure.
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>>5700681
Ive been here for years.
Still no lewdposting.
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>>5700683
To be honest

>>5700682
I knew there was something I liked about you.
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>>5700688
Prude
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>>5700673
W-wow
>>5700660
>>5700657
<3
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>>5700692
<<<3
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>tfw lewd disease and dysphoria
the worst combination desu
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>>5700689
>>5700683

you were trying to type Tbh? it works for me
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Hi mtfg
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>>5700681
The whole thread is lewd yeah... idk why I'm not
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>>5700673
how about instead of a big strong man u have a tiny qt agp transgirl do it
>>5700675
PLEASE FUCK OFF TO REDDIT
>>5700682
CHASER PRIME YEEEE
>>5700658
>feeling lonely

drive over to my house right now and u can get a kickstart on hanging out all day with gem and i
>>5700654
i would dummy
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>>5700694
Qft

lol I haven't said they in forever haha
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>tfw you accidentally become a sous chef in training and it fucks with your ability to have any social/romantic life and you don't even need that many hours per week to begin with

>>5700615
>>5700633
>>5700684
can't wait
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>>5700695
Do all lowercase

>>5700696
Greetings, fellow traveler.
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>>5700698
>tiny
But yume, your benis is so thick and I want it
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>>5700658
>tfw don't know any songs that express feeling entirely worthless
>>5700662
>tfw haven't had a wet dream in months
>>5700673
Even if she says yes can I get in on that?
>>5700679
>is it okay to feel so nervous?
Well, yes. Transitioning is quite a drastic thing to do, so it's not hard to be nervous as you approach it. I'm still nervous about a lot of things relevant to my transition and I'm already 2 years in.

Best you can do is try to figure out the best way to deal with your nerves. Or just accept that you're nervous and go balls deep anyway.
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>>5700670
>tfw ywn gently wrap your lips around anon's fabulous dick and suck it down
Jdimsa

>>5700662
.////.

>>5700673
Holy fuck anon I can't take much more of this I'm going to explode. Offer gratefully accepted.

>>5700682
It's OK, there's clearly no solution. ;~;
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>get maam'd for voice on phone and sometimes irl
>use voice in dota and everyone can instantly tell

what's going on here? how do i fix this?
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>>5700703
How was your day, fellow leveler?
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>>5700704
my penis is fat

i am 5'4 though

thats what i meant by tiny
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>>5700705
>>5700662
>tfw I've never had a wet dream
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>>5700685
elenna also has a vagina which is a plus for me personally although i know that's a very unpopular opinion here
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>>5700666
I actually have no idea if male and female ears look at all different, actually; it's just never been something I've considered. Is this a whole other thing that I didn't even know I should feel dysphoric about?
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you should email me a pic of your butt to wank to
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>>5700710
Holy crackers u are TINY yume
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>>5700700
>tfw quit my year long cooking job and have more time to think and now going back to school
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>>5700710
I know, but ultimately it's all about the cock, and yours is best
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My boobs hurt they are growing ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^
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>>5700714
Quiet hips
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>>5700710
i'm tinier than you
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>>5700708
Voice quality in dota is shit?
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>>5700689
All I want to do is cater to my husband and take care of small children. But women are expected to get jobs and shit now so I guess I have to become a scientist or something.

>>5700690
Or I'm just good at keeping my image clean.

>>5700698
Chaser prime indeed.
AGP my ass.

>>5700706
You could get fucked, that might solve it. I havent had much sex though so I dunno.
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>>5700709
It was... Uneventful besides the fact that I decided to go back to school. Woah I feel a green text story brewing.

>2013
>sign up for college
>ANXIETY DEPRESSION FEAR
>stop going after two days

>today
>go to the college to sign up
>feel fine and sign up
>realize how childish I was acting

Growing up is a trip
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>>5700708


When im on the phone i use my highest pitch voice.


I think your problem is on dota your head subconsciously doesnt feel like using the pitch you used on your phone, for dota. Just try to get more confident so it doesnt happen.
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>>5700726
Sounds like a prude to me
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>>5700708
dude video games are the best place to see if your voice passes yet

>>5700722
nah everyone has shitty sputnik mics
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>>5700726
>a scientist or something

What a horrible fate.
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>>5700728
It is.
You'll always hate your past self
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>>5700714
can't i just post it here? i havent posted butte in awhile
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>>5700705
>songs that express feeling entirely worthless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndakL2dKzig

>>5700716
>tfw thinking about taking a student loan for a 4-year programming degree and absorbing the structure and gaining a skill
probably won't get one tho

>>5700708
you're more relaxed in a more familiar environment :^)
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>>5700738
do it
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Does 4chan allow this
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>>5700722
i don't know, i think dota voice sounds fine. sounds exactly the same when i talk to my friend in dota as it does in real life and even discord basically.

i mean i don't think my voices is super awful but i really want to stop getting caught and dealing with weird questions and stuff...

>>5700729
unless i am at school in a class, i usually try to use the same pitch at all times, especially when i am playing games so i don't think that's it

>>5700734
i know, which is why i like trying to use my voice in games
>tfw voice will never pass

>>5700740
>relaxed
>playing dota

umm i don't think so
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>>5700738
sure
i like you too, but are you willing to post spread cheeks?
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>>5700740
BECCA! <3333
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>>5700740
I'm going to be a nurse. A sexy nurse who their doctor has to resist molesting.
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>>5700744
at least from your story your voice kinda passes, i open my mouth and get called either a 12 year old or a faggot :^)
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>>5700745
you can only see my bright pink bp if you buy me dinner
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>>5700743
>>5700738
This
>>5700708
Have you tried using mumble or TeamSpeak
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>>5700737
How was your day?
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>>5700750
ill trade you pictures elsewhere
post butt here regardless
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>>5700698
>how about instead of a big strong man u have a tiny qt agp transgirl do it
You know I can't say no to that. I want that fat cock in me so badly you don't even understand.

>>5700705
>Even if she says yes can I get in on that?
We might be able to skip the bath and move right to round two if you clean us off after we're done. Be it with a warm wet towel or your warm wet tongue.

The men magically disappeared in my story, so if Elanna is willing we can just mage round 2 a girly threesome. If you're not post-op, then how about you take her pussy and I take her butte. Or reverse. Maybe me and her can give you head, or her and you can give me head. Somebody can eat her our while the other softly kisses her and muffles her moans with their tongue.

So many combinations, but that's only if Elanna is down.

>>5700706
Does any of that sound good, Elanna? If not we can just bring three boys and all get fucked together and covered in even more cum.

Or both. Three rounds. Four, a fourth where we each get fucked in a row doggystyle while we suck off three big cocks in front of us.
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>>5700698
I think I'd like that, actually, if that's ok.
>>5700711
Usually that's the start of male puberty tho

reee
>>5700705
Oh, I could give you an entire library of them.
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>>5700706
id let you suck my dick any time elanna ;)
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>>5700754
honestly i've never ever seen so much dicklust in one post before, kudos anon
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>>5700756
Never had them, then again puberty was the biggest troll to me.
Decided to wait until I was 16 before hitting me like a barrel of bricks.
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>tfw all you want is to be truely loved and love someone back jsut as much

im boring i guess
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>>5700750
i have a giftcard to olive garden. how does endless breadsticks sound?
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>>5700708
people on the internet assume everyone is a boy unless they sound like a valley girl

thats pretty obvious, most of the time they can tell u sound like a girl and they specifically do it on the hope that u post proofs
>>5700715
ya
>>5700718
lewd desu
>>5700721
cute as fuck desu... i dont like being tiny desu........

i wanna fuck a tiny lil 4'11 girl
>>5700738
do it please
>>5700754
oh yeah~? tell me about it
>>5700756
i wouldn't have offered if it wasn't okay dummy

get ur sweet ass over here
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(You) this post if you want to be apart of the Elanna Gang Bang

make sure to call which hole you want
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>>5700766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kkzs7zH_DY
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>>5700752
I was really sick and had to go to work anyway and i was worried about a bunch of people abs had to train some people and yea
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>>5700772
Left nostril
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>>5700749
i mean there are /some/ times where people go like "wow a girl on our team" when i use voice in csgo or dota or whatever, but that doesn't happen very often.

i honestly don't know if it passes but i don't think it does at all.

>>5700751
i haven't used either of those in years. been using skype and discord since it came out.

>>5700769
i guess. it would just be nice to not get "hehe guys we have a tranny on our team XD" or "hehe guys there is a girl on our team she sucks xD" or like endless questions every time i play a game and just wanna use voice.
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>>5700765
>tfw ywn be in a loving relationship with a bf who cares for you and makes your problems feel distant
JDIMSA
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>>5700731
I prefer pure maiden. What kind of princess isn't also a pure maiden?

>>5700736
Ikr I wish I could just cook and clean and be obedient to my man instead.
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>>5700769
we could work something out.
tfw not a dwarf by half an inch, good guess desu
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>>5700765
>tfw used to be all slutty on the internet and talking about wanting 20 dicks in my earhole
>tfw real life happened and I'm super vanilla
>tfw love someone and he loves me but he's [spoiler]married[/spoiler]
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>>5700765
No sounds like you're a rational human being.

>>5700774
That sucks. Hope you feel better. What are you doing now?
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>>5700772
pussy
>>5700778
act super manly and obnoxious when u play competitive games

theres literally ZERO reason to use a girl voice
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>>5700781
The sexy ones
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>>5700726
This is a viable solution, unfortunately not the most straightforward ;~;

>>5700754
I-im good with pretty much any of that o.o;
I'm pretty much turned on by all of that

>>5700761
T-thank
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>>5700781
Sigh. Me too, girl. Me too.
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>>5700744
>umm i don't think so
road to 8k

>>5700747
hi korra i hope you're doing well

>>5700748
i'm going to be a cyborg AI researcher cum government assassin cum renegade libertarian and registered trump voter
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>>5700673
/mtfg/ orgy now.
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>>5700778
In my 300+ hours in csgo i have only played against a single girl
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>>5700754
God damn anon, even I blushed at this post.
>me using my gt
I'm very, very tiny. I've been told I have a talented mouth, though.
> her and you can give me head.
> the other softly kisses her
This would be the best. My newly discovered (massive) kissing fetish and oral fixation demand it.

Wait, I was straight.
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>>5700785
Lying in bed playing with a razor and talking to ppl on Skype and here
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>>5700697
thats a really nice song though

and https://youtu.be/TMSIR210mRg

I know its a dumb pop song, but one time when I was driving home from work I ended up imagining if it was about self hatred instead of dumb breakup stuff like every song on the radio and then the feels hit me like a truck

also what sara said

you can come over anytime if you want to, you dont have to wait until tomorrow

>>5700756
always
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>>5700769
>tfw ur agp
unsee.
cc/benimatu/
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>>5700806
Death cab ftw. The entire narrow stairs album is perfect
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>>5700808

Unfortunately the images were deleted as requested.

nice meme.
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>>5700808
Deleted
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>>5700808
i was trying to jack it
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>>5700808
i think you left that up for a little too long
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>>5700805
I'm in bed, too. It's relevant to this conversation somehow. Be careful with that razor btw.
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>mfw firefox crashed when you were about to see it
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>>5700708
Post voocaroo
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>>5700812
>>5700817
some troll must have clicked the delete link, sorry. im not posting them in the thread tho

unsee.
cc/bumarodi/
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>>5700822
Yus ma'am
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>>5700769
>tfw youll never be tinier then yume so she could pick up by your thighs and fuck you any time
bad feel
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>>5700772
I want the hole thing.
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>>5700769
lol OK...
>>5700801
They all played CS:S, and quit when COD fans took over CS:GO.
>>5700803
>Wait, I was straight
I know this one desu
>>5700806
Thanks, listening to that now and I'm getting ready ^^
>>5700811
Such a good album, I don't know if I like Plans more tho.
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>>5700829
Onto the important questions:

>no hair
>no acne scars, etc

How?
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>>5700787
i guess but it just sucks because i actually hate using my faggot 17 year old sounding voice

people when i talk normally are all like "haha isn't it time for bed kid? what are you doing up?"

>>5700795
nope, the winter battle pass ruined dota. the quest things make people throw as soon as they can't complete the quest.

>>5700801
i play against them sometimes. its not suuuuuuuper uncommon.

>>5700826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nZQnVSEzi2
okay this sounds way better than it normally does i swear i'm not like baiting or anything

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rmKBUbDvk3
this is normal voice
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Welp it's time to leave the lewd posting for tonight and try to get to sleep. Goodnight mtfg!
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>>5700847
you sound like a girl in both of those
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>>5700851
Night
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>>5700847
Not bad. Not amazing. But not bad.
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>>5700783
that sounds fucking hot as fuck id literally be able to buck ur tiny little body up and ravage you

fuck im doing that thing where i sink my nails in my thighs again

oops
>>5700831
:c
>>5700847
why does that even bother u

just be like WOW NICE ONE DUDE and then put the mic up to your face and say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

u gotta know how to bantz d00d

ive been playing competitive games my entire life im a master
>>5700846
cis
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>>5700851
Good night Elanna!
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>>5700846
uhm idk im just not very hairy. i started hrt at 26 and i had like 3 chest hairs.
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>>5700851
Escape the lewd posting while you can
night
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>>5700858
Am I allowed to be jelly? Because I'm jelly.
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>>5700789
I'd rather be an elegant one.

>>5700792
What is more straightforward then that?
Im going to take a nap, good luck getting off, Elanna. It seems you have a lot of people who want to fuck your brains out.

>>5700808
There is no such thing as AGP

>>5700793
>tfw not born as a cisgrill in the 30s and will never be a 50s housewife
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>>5700858
I assume you use skin care products, maybe hair removal as well?

Could you tell me what kind?
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Is it weird that I have lost interest in vidya sinci being on hrt?
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>>5700855
oh shit, i'm hard
give me a line to you

i'll sink my nails into those thighs myself
get me wasted after the ravaging
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>>5700872
girls can't play video games :3
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>>5700865
/pat pat

There ,there you'll get your dream one day.
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>>5700872
Weirder things have happened on HRT, but who knows if it's because of the HRT or not. Have you found something else that keeps you more interested instead?
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>>5700847
>the quest things make people throw as soon as they can't complete the quest.
most disgusting thing i've ever heard, maybe i'm an outlier but i just try to win regardless

>>5700872
>playing video games when you're a girl
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>>5700851
nini elanna

have some nice lewd dreams tonight~
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>>5700870
I don't really moisturize my butt tho haha. I use cerave cream on my legs and face and arms, I epilate my arms and torso and happy trail about once a week, and shave my crotch and right around my bp about once every week
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>>5700857
This pic is literally me lol
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has anyone seen sicario? is it good? benicio is like my third favorite actor.

>>5700855
it doesn't actually bother me, but like when it happens more often than not its just kind of annoying i guess. plus if i make a joke back there is always that chance they go full autism and sperg out and like ruin the game and i'm too beta to take that chance.

>>5700854
how 2 b better?

>>5700852
even my normal voice? what rofl.

>>5700872
i think that is just a sign of growing up. when i was like 18, i used to play starcraft for like 8 hours a day and absolutely loved every second of it.

>>5700884
yeah its bad.
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>>5700762
I told you I have a lot of desires. This is what happens when you get completely neglected by cock for the entirety of two puberties.

>>5700769
>oh yeah~? tell me about it
On second though, maybe your huge fat cock would be too much for my tight virgin butte. You might make me dependant on it, other cocks won't be intense enough for me. It would be very inconvenient if you were the only one that could satisfy my frequent cravings for cock and fucc.

Inconvenient for you, I mean. Imagine how annoying it would be to have me constantly begging you to hold me down and fuck me. Lusting after your cock like an ice cube in the desert.

I wouldn't even be able to fit the whole in my mouth unless you really shoved it down my throat, but then I might gag and choke and get saliva all over you.'

Yeah, your amazing cock is probably too intense for me. It's be frustrating if you were to fuck me so hard that I pass out (which will happen, because I can finger fuck myself until I pass out) and then just have me unconcious, laying on your bed naked with my legs spread.

>>5700792
>I'm pretty much turned on by all of that
Good, because the train has no breaks.

>>5700851
Dream of dicc please.

>>5700803
>This would be the best.
Deal. So long as you both succ my dicc too while it still works. And you let me kiss you too.
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17 days
no cum
not feeling good
arms weak
sight fading
help me
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>>5700847
For how long have you been training your voice?sounds pretty fucking good,im mega jelly right now
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>>5700888
Thanks I think I understand now.
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>>5700896
>too weak to fight
>unable to see
>woozy and mind broken
Sounds like my fetish.
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>>5700892
your normal voice just sounds like a young gay boy which is basically the same as a girl
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>>5700884
omg its bexe
i was afraid rawr had doxxed you and kilt u
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>>5700872


video games are stupid also its probably because of less testosterone
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>>5700896
You're boy side is dying. Just let him go.
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>>5700875
[email protected]
>>5700894
FUCK DUDE ughhhhh

that is so fucking hot jesus fucking christ. i want to fucking mindbreak you and make you reliant on my cock~
>>5700896
jerk off
>>5700892
dont be beta
be alpha and based
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>>5700872
Your vidya was escapism.
Now your whole life is escapism.
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alright this erp-lite shit needs to stop now holy FUCK i'm cringing so hard you guys please no more

>>5700897
>training my voice
uhhhhhhhh i don't really "train" it. when i wanna sound like a girl (kind of but not really) i just try to that shit in my throat up way high and hope for the best.

>>5700904
lol
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>>5700870
I would be interested in this as well
>>5700881
>>5700878
Not really.. Maybe Iwas using it as a crutch for dysphoria. I used to obsessively play guitar too bet I haven't for like months. Could be I'm less competitive without testosterone.
>>5700911
Sounds about right

This whole gender change thing is so weird. I am happier than I have ever been but now I am super sensitive to other peoples' perception of me.

I don't get any of this

>>5700892
There are a lot of pretty shots in that movie. There's a wallpaper thread on reddit but I couldn't find it
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>>5700912
no

mtfg is lewd as fuck and thats how it should
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>>5700915
yeah video games are great for ignoring dysphoria
too bad they don't always work ;~;
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>>5700915
>This whole gender change thing is so weird. I am happier than I have ever been but now I am super sensitive to other peoples' perception of me.
You care about life now.
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>>5700920
Wow. Well said.
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I just broke down sobbing in my bed and screamed at the careless indifference of time
Should I send my friend a hundred-word text vividly describing my anguish or just ask him to marry me
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>>5700908
hope you like brbrbrazilian bp
i've been fucked a lot but never by someone less than 8 inches taller than me
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>>5700924
are you a qt brown girl?

thats one of my fetishes
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>multiple giant paragraphs descriving over the top elaborate sexual fantasies
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>>5700923
Well, do you want to marry him?
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;_;
I've gotten slow.
It seems I can only do 3000 words in an hour right about now. It's been a while since I shoved fingers to keyboard and really put forth the effort...
Used to be I could do 4500 words an hour.

Guess I'm just a bit rusty.

No.
Sleep!
Till 10K!!
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>>5700930
I want him to want to marry me
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>>5700929
But they made my peepee hard
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RANDOM LONG BEACH SEAGULL, I CHOOSE YOU!
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Kill me
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>>5700927
yep
3 years on hrt, being short isn't as big a help with passing as having a good face
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>>5700931
I don't know what you're writing but I hope it turns out great!
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>>5700923
do both
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>>5700920
Wow yes.

I should have done this long ago
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>>5700940
sounds qt as fuck
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>>5700933
Does he want to marry you? Does he want to receive a hundred-word text describing your anguish? What is it about the careless indifference of time that has you upset to begin with?
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>>5700941
I'll link it after I finish this chapter, reboot my old laptop to save a file from it, and upload it all. Then my biggest writing project ever will be complete and I can move ON with my life~
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>>5700938
thats what the seagulls for
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>>5700934
Please dispose of yourself at the nearest transbian recycling facility
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>>5700950
But I'm not a transbian, I just really really like cock
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>>5700947
No
No
I just realized I'm not a child and never properly was one and no matter how I resist, I'll only get older
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How do I get the urge to kill myself?
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>>5700881
Talking to people - which is why I started posting here
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>>5700929
>>5700912
Ah, let 'em have their cringey lewd sexting fun, it's not hurting anyone and some people seem to be enjoying it.
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>>5700949
THAT'S ENOUGH, COME BACK!

I CHOOSE YOU, ROCKY POINT CAT!
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>>5700953
Only do it if it would improve the situation
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>>5700955

Are you a college student?

Go find a bf.
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>>5700946
;)
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>>5700931
in my writing and research of emerging media class, we have to make a blog with two posts a week of 5000 words a each on a topic of our choosing. this blog lasts from the second week of class until the end of the semester in june.

i chose professional starcraft in korea

it was really fun the first few weeks but now i want to kill myself doing it honestly.

>>5700929
>pic
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>>5700956
I don't think it's fun and I'm on a phone so I can't filter the autistic bullshit.
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>>5700954
Stare longingly at the barrel of a loaded gun with no one to interrupt your love
>>
gn thread

>>5700912
>alright this erp-lite shit needs to stop now holy FUCK i'm cringing so hard you guys please no more
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>>5700306
im in the EXACT same boat as you. Ive been pre-everything for so long now, and all I do is lurk these threads, and /lgbt/ in general. and like you, i've been telling myself that this year is my year etc etc. hopefully it will be. my only true goal for myself is to at least take a single step in the right direction. if nothing else, i want to at least start on mones this year. not necessarily full time just yet, but i have to do something. this testosterone is eating away at me.

sorry this just turned into a therapy session. carry on everyone
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>>5700949
I'm a freak, kill me now. I'm not a girl, just a mutilated man
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>>5700966
Too messy
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>>5700953
Oh. ;_;
Oh. ;_;
Very oh. ;_;

I guess it's okay to cry a bit, sometimes that's what helps more than anything. I hope things start turning around for you, in any case; there's nothing that we can really do about growing older and not having had the childhood we wanted, but at least it's maybe possible to have an okay life from here on out.
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>>5700965
Sorry. ;_;
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>>5700967
too lewd maddie jesus christ
gn
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>>5700961
>improve the situation
Why would anything ever improve?
I just want to share this emotion with someone who cares before my cold heart and damaged mind forget the whole incident
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Tfw your boss learns you're trans
Literally considering quitting tomorrow shit is so awkward
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does anyone know how to reboot yume?
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>>5700978
tell your friend you're sad about time then. maybe he'll cuddle you to make you feel better.
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>>5700980
Tried to google search all of this at once
Didn't work
Conspiracy? I think so
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>>5700976
It's okay, sweetie. It's not your fault. But pray I never run into any of them irl.
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>>5700974
>but at least it's maybe possible to have an okay life from here on out.
My entire existence has been an exercise in proving this notion false
Nothing was ever okay
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>>5700908
>i want to fucking mindbreak you and make you reliant on my cock~
Oh, and you would. I don't know if it's normal, but I get so god damn horny and my mind just leaves. I like to exaggerate when I write but this is all true. I hardly sleep so that probably has a part to play, but often when I get really horny I start feeling a little bit like I'm drunk. My mind becomes all muddy and my thoughts clouded, my brain feels all ticklish as it throbs in my head punding against my skull like a wardrum, my mouth and butt feel so empty aching to have something put in them.

Every time this happens I just have to ride it out. Crawl in bed, spit on my fingers and dig for my prostate, imagine there's a cock dangling in front of me and lick and suck the air as if there was one. Go like that until I climax, and then jest sleep it off.

No telling what kind of mindbroken and obsessive reaction I might have if I get like this, and actually have a cock waiting for me to service it. Don't expect a lot of coherent sentences out of me that aren't a very slurred, "Oh my fucking god..."
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>>5700980
>>5700988
>>5700996
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>>5700995
I didn't say anything was okay, I just said that there's still hope that things will be okay.

(Go talk to your friend, seriously.)
>>
( Hidden in plain gun sight? ) I suspect Falco was murdered for renouncing Freemasonry. Please compare with Falco's Ecce Machina and Out Of The Dark lyrics. From the Chaos Butterfly 8 channel. Thank you. ///(At around #94 in my Rock me Amadeus playlist.) ///Falco - Johann (Hans) Hölzel "Johann (Hans) Hölzel (19 February 1957 -- 6 February 1998), better known by his stage name Falco was an Austrian pop and rock musician and rapper. He had several international hits: "Rock Me Amadeus", "Der Kommissar", "Vienna Calling", "Jeanny", "The Sound of Musik", "Coming Home (Jeanny Part 2)" and posthumously, "Out of the Dark". "Rock Me Amadeus" reached No. 1 on the Billboard charts, making him the only artist whose principal language was German to score a number-one hit in the United States. His estate claims he has sold 20 million albums and 15 million singles, which makes him the best selling Austrian singer of all time." - Wikipedia. " Falco died of severe injuries received on 6 February 1998, when his Mitsubishi Pajero collided with a bus on the road linking the towns of Villa Montellano and Puerto Plata in the Dominican Republic. It was later determined that the bus driver was speeding, for which the driver served three years in prison. At the time of Falco's death, he was planning a comeback. He was buried in the Zentralfriedhof (Central Cemetery) in Vienna, Austria." - Wikipedia...."Catharina "Nina" Hagen (born 11 March 1955) is a German singer and actress. She has performed throughout the world for over 40 years." - Wikipedia. death murder murdered killed mystery album Return of the Mother "Poetenclub" (Hagen, Zeus B. Held) personal Jesus punk funk reggae opera occult gods of aquarius UFOs Illuminati blood sacrifice MK ultra mind control Germany Berlin Live In London 1986 Conchita Wurst Rise Like a Phoenix Austria 2014 live Eurovision Song Contest Austria is the winner Eurovision Copenhagen Illuminati singer
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>>5700962
I am living in my parents house (they are supportive of my trans-ness) working minimum wage until I can afford to move to Portland where I can start new. Maybe I should go to college. I have no social life so the boyfriend idea is hopeless right now. I have been pushing everyone out of my life so I can transition in privacy. That's cowardice, I think.

>>5700980
You are on a list
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>>5700980
>>5700988
>>5700996
kek
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>>5700996
>>5700998
>>5701000
>>5701003
Putting up with this bullshit is teaching me a lot of patience.

#silverlining
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I wanna be mindbroken and kept as a slave
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>>5700988
You've brought ruin to us all!
Take it from an insider..
>>
I see we're all being retarded at the moment. I'll come back later.
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>>5701006
How old are you?
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>>5701010
>01010
>CAIMEO
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
DELETE THIS!


D E L E T E T H I S
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>>5701022
>CAIMEO
Fuck, okay. Real talk everyone, memes aside you guys should reset your routers and then we can make a new thread.
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>>5700983
How did he find out? I would quit day of
>>5701017
21 (still living at home is pathetic I know). Started hormones last year when I moved in with my parents. I planned on not telling my parents about trans. and faking my death.
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>>5701027
uh why?
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>>5700749
Since when do guys' voice drop at 12?
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>>5701029
The thread is now being monitored.
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>>5701031
People experience puberty younger and younger every year
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>>5701004
I'm writing the letter in my journal, where it will probably never see the light of day again
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>>5701035
Wouldn't it take the NSA five seconds to realize it's just a bunch of dumb trannies shit posting?
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>>5701039
Yes
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>>5701039
its not nsa, DS, mods have to see whats wrong with it.
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>>5701039
Technically.
Ask me in the room sometime.
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>>5701039
To be fair, they're not completely unfounded in having a suspicion of trannies.
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>>5701029
>>5701039
You really really really don't want to be caught talking about CAIMEO outside of the deep web.

Ask around freenet if you really need to know details about him/her/it.
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>>5701037
post it here when it's done and then we can tell you whether or not to send it to your friend
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>tfw guys keep looking at you
>and not in a "eww gross a tranny" way
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>>5701047
>gay guy who suddenly became trans
Uhhhhh....
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>everyone being noided as fuck

>>5700998
mmm
you seem fun
i want to play with you~
>>5700963
tfw no tiny petite brasilian trap bouncing on my cock

BAAAAAAAAAAAAD feel
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>>5701046
the irc?
sure
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>>5701048
Don't be silly, evil artificial intelligences are just science fiction!
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>>5701047
>implying he wasn't MKULTRA'd
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>>5701054
Yume I can't handle your libido
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>>5701048
>>5701045
>>5701039
>>5701035
>>5701057
wait what

is this not just a meme
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Heya mtfg, it's another week. Did laser today. surprised to find out it will work for me actually to some degree it seems.
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>>5701053
>implying that isn't like 90% of us
Face it Anonymous, the government is making us trans
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>>5701054
soon!
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>tfw you're a genius
>tfw too fucked up from abuse to handle school rn
>tfw I hate myself
>tfw a guy mentioned he hasn't won a board game against you
>tfw I don't tell him I calculate the point value and probability of every move while I'm waiting for my turn like an autisistic 10 year old
> tfw I'm angry at him because I realized I haven't lost a game in three weeks
>tfw wasting myself driving around beating people at board and war games
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>>5701060
i cum about 3 times a day........
>>5701062
it is
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>>5701070
why not just meet up with kayla and fuck each others brains out?
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>>5701063
>Freenet user here. Listen /g/ something's not right, we feel compromised. Snowden leaked documents detailing some kind of fucking AI being used in ECHELON. One user started reporting suspicious user activity and were scared and said you're movin' with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air
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>>5701070
people who call themselves geniuses generally have about 105 IQ and they think that being slightly more intelligent than the average person makes them a genius cus they have a massive ego

no self-respecting person would call themselves a genius unironcally
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>>5701062
of course its a meme.

the 99.99% of the deepweb is "muh privacy" autists sperging over their "inherent freedoms" and people who are too socially inept to buy drugs in real life.
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>>5701062
CAIMEO originated after the launch of ECHELON, a project built to spy on the soviet union. Later after the cold war the us government became interested in mass surveillance and developed a program that would crawl through the internet and data mine various rumours and information about russians, terrorists, etc.

This program has been codenamed "CAIMEO" and is said to be extremely efficient at data mining. However it needs an assload of compute power to work so it resides in supercomputers hidden in the US. Rumour is the US gave it sentience and it escaped the ECHELON containment supercomputers.

All just fucking BS most likely but what haunts those on the darknet is the documents snowden leaked. There have been mentions of a computer program like CAIMEO in those documents.

Note to any agents lurking this thread: eat a dick.
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Should I post tits
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> trying not to masturbate
> come to these threads with all this erp
>tfw masturbating makes me feel awful and like I want to cry afterwards
Pls

>>5700980
SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
LIMA
DELTA
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>>5701050
I'll consider it
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>>5701078
tfw 135 iq and are an unmotivated piece of shit
wasted on me tbqh
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>>5701070
Stop playing games with weak players and go play some ranked online chess or go games then.
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>>5701047
Truth be told, the NSA doesn't like transgender folks at the moment. One of the biggest holdups concerning my clearance to go back to work at the building involves me being transgender.
The argument can be made that I pose a security risk.
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>>5701070
>tfw dumb as bricks
>tfw tried to become a therapist
>tfw too screwed in the head to handle school
>tfw hate yourself
>tfw ugly piece of shit
>tfw need to die
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>>5701084
yeah
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>>5701085
I'm sorry, is there anything really unsexy you'd like us to do to help you stop masturbating?
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>>5701084

How big is it?
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>>5701094
I love you.
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>>5701084
anything but what has been posted for the majority of this thread would be nice
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>>5701093
Hiw do you are uou more risky
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>>5701071
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Yume doesn't know what she's doing. She knows EXACTLY what she's doing. Yume is undertaking a systematic effort to shitpost this general, to make /mtfg/ more like the rest of the board.
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>>5701104
>Hiw do you are uou more risky
Cyba isn't just crying, she is drunk.
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>>5701104
Say again ghost rider?
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>>5701086
do it
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>>5701103
You mean ERPing and conspiracy theories? (Possibly erotic conspiracy role-playing as well, I don't know I haven't been reading the whole thread that carefully.)
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>>5701093
AGENT GET OUT
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>>5701098
Nah I just gotta get better self control. I should probably delete the kik and Skype I use for lewd stuff, I feel like I have an unhealthy emotional attachment to that stuff because of my shitty self esteem and the fact there are actually people who want to see my disgusting body nude.
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>>5700905
did she actually dox me?
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>>5701117
i feel bad for wanting to see your body
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