>tfw you will always be a dumb faggot - edition
some poll I don't give a shit about but was posted near post limit
>no femboys are gross option
Not gonna vote if you're gonna be exclusive.
What are you, twelve?
>implying you wouldn't fuck all three of them
The redhead maybe if I were drunk and blind, but no thanks.
In the Christian tradition, can you love the Father, the Son, but not the Holy Spirit? No. Thus, it is impossible to revere only the Assed-One and the Blonde without also honoring his Gingerness.
Unless you want to be a filthy fucking heretic, of course.
I like Judas Priest, but come on. Coil's great.
How can you like "Breakin' the Law" and not this chorus?
GOD PLEASE FUCK MY MIND FOR GOOD
I wish I had the self confidence and social adeptness to be that camp and swishy
the flamboyant swishy femme twink life seems like such a halcyon existence
Heard about your wife and kids where we slept
Felt their mouths with stitches at that were slowly lit
Capture uniform this time because I couldn't quit
Haven't felt the ground so cold without getting sick
And I'm still your fag
I'm still your fag
It's a possibility to live without lips
Kleenex love to fill right up with all the broken kids
I swore I drank your piss that night to see if I could live
But my wrists couldn't stand the light that we missed
And I'm still your fag
I'm still your fag
You're only coming out because you came back in
You're only coming out 'cause you came back in
I'm still your fag
I'm still your fag
God, the trinity is stupid.
The amount of fights over whether it's three separate entities, three separate embodiments of one entity, or just all one entity... haha.
I laughed at this and I really shouldn't have.
They're three parts of one whole. Without one of the parts, you lack the whole. Could you imagine a Christian revering the Father and the Holy Spirit, but not the Son? Thus, your argument is theologically baseless and absolutely heretical. Burn yourself at the stake to be honest.
Where are you from, anon? That's some unique English. Nonetheless, I sympathize with you. But doesn't the grass always seem greener on the other side? More likely and not those swishy twinks sometimes long lead normal lives, where they're valued as people instead of sex objects.
>not wanting to conquer some native brazilian bunda for the glory of Europe
l m a o
k u c k
I feel like you're going downhill emotionally, Puppers. I'm a little concerned.
I think I don't really like online relationships
I mean, I've tried... They're ok I guess... It's cool to interact with someone else
But I don't know.
I'm almost sure that no therapy will work on me
I mean I'm ok with who am, I'm not necessarily antisocial.
I'm just weird...
I guess I'm the typical "I'm so special" kind of guy with my awkwardness
tfw 10 minutes bouncing on a dildo had me shooting cum
I guess thats what happens when you don't fap for 5 days
Don't put ideas in his head, he's clearly in a fragile state at the moment.
I love you sludge...
Gimmie dem cheeks boiyim.
those guys don't look at all underage desu
like, even Tommy Anders looks younger than them, particularly the guy on the right
That one on the right looks like some uncanny valley shit desu
>Still don't see it
Your mind's in disturbia.
um its anonymous???????
are actual gay guys usually booty bothered when people say faggot? because i don't think i can kick the habit. i really really like the word faggot... and tranny... ;~;
ughhhhhhh i feel like i would get the ok though maybe? as a twink? not that i break too many gender norms in public, right now, but idk i feel like censoring me isn't going to help anyone. ;~;
honestly he looks so fucking immature how is anyone attracted to this shit he doesnt even have an ass and he's lying down your ass is supposed to be pushed up when you're lying down which means when standing up he has a negative ass and holy fuck he picked the worst color 3DS
post more images I like rambling
lmao how the fuck is that mass effect alien lookin bitch blending into the fucking wall but yet still standing out in such a hideous way like who the fuck thought shaving off most of your head except certain parts and dipping the ends poison black was a good idea?? and why does she have so many piercings did she get one for every time she disappointed her family? and dont even get me started on that cumslut with a fucking moustache, i bet each fucking strand has its own sti and how damn desperate do you have to be to let the ugliest butch you know rub her dry ass clit over your crusty ass like smdh family
some questions from someone who identifies with "faggot":
is the correct term "queer"?
what's the deal with gay tops? do they like putting their penis in something that is not ostensibly made for it?
are they attracted to effeminate qualities? hence the use of the word "boy" instead of "man" or "guy"
whats the ratio between tops and bottoms? do i have a chance with the person i am interested in?
>but i guess that's more on them...
But I also say gaycunt, poof, etc.
Here's a story. Was talking to this boy, he texts me one night just as I'm off to the hospital because sore stomach. Tell him I'll text him the next day. This is what I send him:
"Hi this is the doctors from the hospital, anon was admitted last night with a severe case of faggotry".
He tells me to never talk to him again, haha.
Not Joshie. He doesn't like his thighs.
People asked for updates a couple of threads ago, but I didn't want to flood the place so I gave a condensed version. Sorry!
>after basketball go get pizza with friends
>only out to a couple of really close friends, haven't really talked to them about crushes or anything like that
>new guy who doesn't know anything makes a joke about how my friend and I have an "epic bromance" and referred to us as boyfriends
>probably meant to piss us off but it had the opposite effect
>I apparently start turning red and everyone teases me
>Later it's just the two of us hanging out and he says that he didn't want to say so in front of anyone in case I didn't want him to, but I could tell people he was my boyfriend if I wanted
>totally floored but happy
>hang out as usual only way more comfortable with touching him now
>wind up making out for a good while
>heavy petting some
>wind up getting kind of overwhelmed
>it's embarrassing as fuck but he's cool with it
I already want to do it again or even do more. Maybe. I'm garbage.
>>Later it's just the two of us hanging out and he says that he didn't want to say so in front of anyone in case I didn't want him to, but I could tell people he was my boyfriend if I wanted
I'm a bit rough, I guess and when I know people are sensitive I pounce. If someone was bullied or whatever, different story. If they're just a pussy? Yeah, nah, fuck you, faggot!
>were you getting cummies pumped from your stomach
No, but you can come round and pump me fill it you want.
Being 13 what?
>refusing to listen to him than faggot
No I just say it, I can't help it.
Also how can you not call a boy a faggot as he's taking ya dick? How can you literally not?
>where do I submit
In bed usually. Get down on all fours.
Perfect thread title for me to come home to. I dun fucked up at school. I spilled my spaghetti. A qt hit on me and I sperged at every possible opportunity. Fuck. Maybe I'll see him again next time I attend class.
>Smoke break during class
>outside vaping beside my motorcycle
>qt walks up to me asking if we took a class together
>tells me his name after I give him confused look
>Still confused look, tell him never seen him in my life
>I did see him before though
>I'm really nervous because I'm not supposed to be vaping on campus
>he says something and I make noncommittal response
>he keeps trying to make small talk
>I keep pulling spaghetti out of my pocket
>I'm really nervous and literally cannot remember anything he said
>Maybe something about hanging out
>Fuck my social anxiety
>eventually he leaves
>Not sure if he was really hitting on me or if I was nervous because probably gay qt was talking to me.
I'm not sure how much spaghetti was spilled, but I'm still nauseous over the encounter and it's been several hours. He might not have even been hitting on me. Maybe he'll make contact again.
It was embarrassing that I was that turned on from what little we were doing and it was getting to the point of no return if that makes sense. Either we had to slow down or I'd wind up getting off from just groping and a little dry humping. And the thought of doing that in front of him was a little embarrassing, too. He got it I think but I still kind of felt bad.
I think I might be ready to try more next time. But if he isn't, I'm pretty happy with the way things are.
It still feels kind of silly, but I guess if he really wanted to I might try it.
I'm not some 16 year old edge master. I use vaping as an aid to stop smoking. It's the only thing that has worked for me, and I'll be stopping that soon too. I've been cigarette free for a year now. I'm fucking sick of having to pay for nicotine just so that I don't scream at people.
Make sure you eat a high fiber diet from now on. Can you tell about how you met, and got into dating? I think you told before, but I'm not sure. I'm usually drinking when I browse and my memory is not so good when drunk.
well yeah a condom is guaranteed to prevent hiv 100% of the time, anon.
i plan on getting on it when i become sexually active again... if i ever do anyway...
true, but niq thinks i look good in a skirt. ;~;
i only care about his opinions of me.
we're star-crossed lovers after all.
>mfw El Dorado car
Jesus Christ familia, I finally see the appeal of this whole thing.
I don't think I did. Mainly because it's nothing too exciting, really. We took a class together last semester and he sat near me. I kind of noticed him then and one day he came up to me before class and talked to me. We started talking after class, too. Then we started getting lunch or coffee a couple times a week after class.
By the end of the semester, we were hanging out together pretty regularly. Even outside of school. We stayed in contact all through winter break and he even got me a Christmas gift. (I got him one too but somehow wasn't expecting one.)
I really liked him by that point but wasn't really sure what to do about it because I wasn't out and I wasn't sure if he liked me or if he was just being friendly. I didn't want to be one of those assholes who assumed that a guy liked me just because he was gay or something.
So I was pretty surprised when we were at a party a few weeks ago and when I went outside to get some air, he went out with me and told me he liked me. I think we were both too stunned to do much about it right then, but he held my hand. Neither of us really know what we're doing, but he seems more confident about it than me, now.
I am interested in learning more about how being a furry translated into real life. I knew a couple of furries once, they were out about being furries, and were probably fucking, but they weren't openly gay. They definitely would have made a really cute couple.
no i actually dont have autism unfortunately, i was put in front of a psychiatrist as a kid and got diagnosed with ADHD though.
I wasn't exactly careless, The dude just hid really well the fact that he was literally psychotic. If he wasn't a psychopath we would probably still be together. I made him use protection, but that means nothing if the person is willing to prick his finger and dribble blood into your mouth. I found out from his grandmother that he was full on psychopath, and she showed me his prescriptions (THAT HE WASN'T FUCKING TAKING!!!) and He brought a friend over that told me he was cheating and never used protection. It scared the shit out of me and I'm just not sure if I'm really safe. I'll take the test and find out for sure. I really hope I'm still clean, but if not at least I can go full slut mode and not worry.
It's really gross, I'm not sure you understand. It's just an 800cc Japanese cruiser, nothing special, It's got a highway bar and pegs, minor exhaust mods, and minor cosmetic mods (for a more 'clean' look)
You actually sound really cute. tell me more about your relationship. the whole thing, if possible.
I'm a freelance programmer for a living while getting my degree online and my bf is a full time artist who lifts weights and is pretty masc but not in an unbearable way, we met through video games and we play em together all the time, both 18 years old living on our own together, he's also into furry but hes way more casual about it than I am, though he's a pretty popular porn artist.
How did you meet, what were you like before meeting him, did the relationship change you? I really want the whole story. It sounds like it might be romantic. Even if it isn't I still want details.
we met through mutual friends in a teamspeak server, started flirting and getting more serious, had a lot of problems in my life with abusive parents and those shmancy shenanigans so I was able to confide in him and he was able to confide in me w/ similar issues. Had tons of good times together, fell in love and fugged a lot,(both were virgins before, probs something rare for gays desu) he's definitely made me a lot happier and a lot better at focusing on my work, so yeah i guess you can say it's been pretty good.
>shut in all my life
>no social skills
>can barely even talk to people
>somehow still an annoying cynical asshole
>and to top it off not attractive at all
How do I get a cute dude when I've got nothing going for me and am literally the worst?
I dunno just a normal looking kinda skinny dude
Smaller pond. Greater chance of meeting older fish.
Though as someone who dated a guy who was 15 years older than me, it's hard for an age gap to work. Especially if having kids is important to either of them.
>dated a guy who was 15 years older than me
That's fucking disgusting.
>Where are you from, anon?
I've heard Camp and Swishy IRL and always thought they were good descriptors
I probably learned the meaning of halcyon either from looking it up after listening to halcyon on and on(which is a choon and a half)
or from the book Trainspotting where Renton says something about the halcyon days he spend at some public school(a fancy private school if you aren't british) while lying during some job interview
>Anyway, you won't find someone unless you open up a bit.
I don't know what that would entail. I go from class to the dorm and do nothing else. I haven't had a friend since middle school.
>and how do you live in a dorm and not have regular gangbangs
First off gross. Secondly what's that supposed to mean? It's not like people are knocking on my door.
>sucker who didn't have to work with 4 other idiots on 'culture awareness'
guess you missed out
>Secondly what's that supposed to mean?
Like how are you at a dorm and so antisocial, I don't understand how it's possible. I would commute to school all the time and had zero time to get to know anybody but people would still chat.
What are you listening to gaygen?
>Like how are you at a dorm and so antisocial
I'm not anti-social I'm just not pro-social. Like I don't know how to seek out "the social". But I also generally really hate myself and can't stand other people acknowledging my existence so that's also a problem. Like I have a mini-crisis every time I see someone open a door for me and I realize I'm not invisible. So it's difficult for me to try and take up someone's time or be confident enough to approach someone. I'm also not easy to look at so there's that.
>had zero time to get to know anybody but people would still chat
Pretty much this, tbqh
Pls give more details. What was your first meetup like? How long did it take you to progress from attraction to sexual conduct? Tell about all your firsts. Were you physically attracted to him at first? Is there a top/bottom dynamic? If so, which are you? What are your feelings about the dynamic, and how have they changed over time? I kind of want you to write me a book about your experiences. >>5694478
Total silence. It's nice.
Well I'm beautiful. Actually that's just what this dude that was high as a kite, looked homeless, and kept asking to see my phone told me. So I'll run with it.
Honestly, people just talk. Starts from small shit like "is this the right classroom?" and turns into whatever you want it to be. Each convo doesn't have to be a giant revelation.
pic related a best
im 100% bottom, umm he's pretty cute and i know it's weird but i find the way his arm hair patterns 2 be the most attractive feature of his, progression to sexual conduct was maybe about a week after we first met, was pretty nice. I'm quite happy with the dynamic we have going, i'm aa very submissive shy boy and I get really turned on from being told what I should do.