Neon Genesis Evangaygenion

first for when will my thick korean man come fuck me up

first for
furry>>>>>anime

second for cummies

I recorded myself posing a bunch for a new facebook profile pic to fully realize my own vanity

http://puu.sh
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>>5694503

it's not even a podcast, it's a stream
highlights from one, even

sigh

yet another thread without cummies i guess

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>tfw you will never sell your soul to be immortal elf boy

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>>5694499
I'm lonely and ugly

>>5694492
Seek the other introverted guys, and make a move. Just try talking

>>5694529
"and make a move"
I'm not sure what that entails. I also just generally can't talk to people.

i dont know why anyone needs a boyfriend
the reason anyone is lonely is because they're a hollow being tbqhhhhhhhh

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>>5694513
idc enough to tell the difference ive been up for a day straight now.

i'm having a really difficult time trying to stop myself from playing this song over and over all night ;~;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uARn2MCUZN4
catchiest op. send help pls.

>introverted
>people think im not just because I half ass social attemps
>people think i'll never respond to them because I look evil

:)
(:
alls well that drinks well

>>5694537

same, actually

>>5694538

boogs, do you ever use any other emote besides " ;~; " ?

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>>5694524
>tfw you'll never have an elf bf
What's the point of life?

>>5694543
no. ;~; is my thing. i'm constantly uncomfortable and anxious, and that emoji expresses that perfectly. ;~; ;~; ;~; ;~; ;~;

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>>5694547
booger hitler said ur 2 creepy for him to even attempt to bully he doesnt want to waste his time congrats man.

>>5694546
>tfw you will never nibble on his pointy ears while he lets out sweet moans.

>>5694555
Why would you want to bully boogz.

>>5694538
p-please how do i stop listening to this shit? i don't even care for it that much, it's just really really catchy... ;~;

>>5694555
HAHA yeah that's what i was going for. glad it worked out. hitler's too petty tbqh familam. guy needs to chill a bit. and bully a bit less. ;~;

looks like the trannyfem crew is all here

>>5694568

I'm just quietly disappointed no one commented on my silly vanity recording but i guess i shouldn't try to fish for anonymous gratification at 2:30 AM

>>5694566
well what do you expect from a guy whose nickname is hitler. lmao.

>>5694573
fishing for anything at 2:30 is a disaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npJ7E4uRKWo

>>5694566
>>5694538
weeb shit, grow some taste pls

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god you people need to get a life

>ERPing on the internet with strangers
Embarassing.

>>5694586

I rub my penis on your thigh

>>5694573
circe it's just that i've seen so much of you, maybe too much. you're sweet and cute like the frosting on a cake, and i'm getting sick on frosting.
have you seen any good animes lately? i'm almost caught up with my current backlog. i need a recommendation.

>>5694584
shhhhh it's not my usual cup of tea. it's just so catchy i can't help it.
current album i'm all about right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maUwBlJ6CiE

>>5694574
true. literally hitler.

>>5694589
*unzips*

>>5694592

Oh, oh the burns, damn boy you laying it down, leaving bruises
I just got down watching Eden of the East for my anime watching club, i recommend it.
Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet is also pretty cool.
Also, uh, Tweeny Witches is something I always like to recommend to anyone who asks.
And I always watched Kaiba with a cuddlebuddy recently, that was pretty intense.

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>>5694592
>>5694602
*Whips out shemale fedora of moe anime kawaii XD*
*tips*
anyways im off 2 bed goodnight gaygen

>>5694602
Yeah son, I'm bustin' out the bully.
Added. I haven't seen any of those yet. I will literally watch anything because even if it's bad I can add it to my anime list and fap to my anime stats later.

>>5694609
booger i didnt actually talk to you throughout the whole thread, that was somebody else.

I do think you look gross because of the titty skittles though.

xox

>>5694535
As I said, you'll have to make an effort if you want to meet someone, friend.

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i hope someone talks to me this valentines day

god knows im too shy to talk to anyone myself

>3am
>watching cams of women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jws15hSudDg
bisexuality here i come

>>5694608

Wat.
None of those are moe bullshit anime, even.

>>5694609

tears down my cheeks, bby
[spoiler]harder, daddy[/spoiler]

Oh, if you want more recs, tho, i also think No. 6 is a SUPER ADORABLE but absolutely lowkey BL anime. Short and and tastefully sweet.
And both of the Magi seasons, even if the second one is a bit of a blitz, it's still fun to watch if you've seen the first one.
Also season one of the Tower of Druaga animes. Second one is eh.

>>5694499
Anyone here actually want to become a parent later in life?

>>5694637
no lmao
gay as fuck tbqh

tfw no marion cotillard gf

>>5694637

fuck yeah

i would be the best fucking dad ever

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>>5694612
that's cool. i didn't really think that was you anyways. not your style tbqh.

>>5694628
YOU KNOW WHAT I ACTUALLY didn't care for no. 6. it was built the fuck up and like the plot outside of boy love was meh and like they never even fucked!!! not even an implied fuck. If I go BL I need heavy BL. And were we just supposed to assume that dog girl was an ftm? i literally thought she was a girl the whole time and everyone knew that...
I'll check the other two out though for sure.

>>5694651
you're on 4chan right now, you sure as fuck won't be the best fucking dad to anyone, not now, not ever

>>5694654
wanna fuck
(no anal sex though cuz hiv is a thing)

>>5694653

Wow, geeze, i mean
I was a huge fan of No. 6 but i respectfully disagree, i see it's just a matter of tastes in levels of BL
When they kissed the second time my heart just exploded

>>5694654

Just you wait. I'm going to be fucking topnotch

all great men are slightly braindamaged

>>5694660
perfect

>>5694669
All great men die early, get to it anon.

>>5694653
Who's the qt in the pic?

>>5694663
Ok but like why the bees? ;~;
And he just left in the end... he just... left...
and the seme is a trap? no no no no. the uke should be the trap.
the op was good though. i really liked the ed too.
the ending of the show just kind of left me hanging though... like...
>release the bees
>bee girl goddess saves the day with her bee magic
>no. 6 btfo
>"oh hey tell your mom i said hi, cya"

>>5694681
das me

>>5694685
Damn you're real good looking. Are you into ugly guys with no personality or social skills?

>>5694701
Trip on, AnnSkellington.

>>5694701
what a catch

>>5694701
if you like trannies then gaygen isn't the place for you, disgusting chaser

trannies and chasers please leave you have like 40 other threads on /lgbt/

>>5694513
i like your style also you should vocaroo for us!

>>5694685
but if you liked the anime you might want to check out the manga or light novels.
i heard on /a/ that a lot of fans were upset with the anime because of how great it could have been... ;~;
sorry to btfo one of your faves. if it makes you feel any better i get btfo everyday on /a/ for liek texhnolyze...

>>5694701
are you into clinically depressed guys with daddy issues, who watch too much anime, and constantly ruminate about things they can't fix or move on from?
we could make a great pair, anon.

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Would you date this amputee from /fit/?

>>5694525
youre not ugly.. pls..

>>5694525

LITERALLY my type

1) do you live in london
2) do you like 18yr olds

>>5694726
he should cut the stump off?

>>5694726
it depends on whether or not he is a good person and we get along

>>5694726
That nub skinny af does he even lift.
>>5694525
Not UGLY, you just look like someone's average dad.
>>5694653
Those eyes have seen so much pain, estrogen and anime. Disgusting.

>>5694726

I mean, it wouldn't deter me if he was otherwise a cool person, if that's what you're asking

>>5694724

I was going to ask what you wanted me to say before you said >>5694736

>>5694725
>are you into clinically depressed guys with daddy issues, who watch too much anime, and constantly ruminate about things they can't fix or move on from?
almost exclusively

>>5694745
>I was going to ask what you wanted me to say before you said >>5694736(You)
so you're gonna say that?

>>5694743
>>5694729
That's not me. He's the fucking IDEAL dude for me. I post him here a lot.

>>5694758

no, i was just temporarily disgusted by your comment.
give me something to say, don't make it lewd

>>5694743
haha y-you too. i hope the test is working for you, bae.

>>5694747
do you live in the midwest region of amerifat?

>>5694775
Yes I do. Dead-center

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Someone called me attractive today. I've never heard anything like that in my life.

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>>5694790
wut, trip on annskellington.

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>>5694561
>tfw no guy even tries to look like an elf
>"elfmode" isn't even considered a bodytype
>it's still your goalbody
>not even sure if any guy out there would be into elfmode
When the fuck are they going to create elf ear implants?

>>5694804
Not ann. Not nearly as hot as he is.

>>5694805
I knew a guy in highschool that literally had elf-ears

>>5694764
"Joshie is a pure boy" :3

also it would be more aesthetically pleasing if it was to the shoulder, do you not agree?

>>5694805
pretty sure that's already a thing, anon. though most look like shit. at least when i google it...

>>5694812
i guess hit me up on skype?
gonna be logging off soon, but we can chat a for a bit if you want.
spookywitchpussy

>>5694802
ur mum doesnt count

>>5694827
What's already a thing, elf ears or elfmode?

>>5694827
>pretty sure that's already a thing
Wait what?

>>5694818
Hot

>>5694832
elf ear surgery.
i'm sure elfmode could become a thing too if enough gay elfs became popular.

>>5694832

Elf ears. There's people trying to refine a body mode procedure for it.

>>5694823

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Jf51tWxXn

Like dis?
Also, it's just kind of a fucked up thing to suggest, isn't it?

>>5694827
alright, I'm the blork dude

>>5694845
I mean elfmode should be a thing already, it's basically a very fit (but not huge) guy with little to no bodyhair and long hair.

>>5694845
Hope they manage to make this a thing soon.

I would do terrible things to Josh Widdicombe. Too bad he's a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""comedian"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""".

>>5694845
Oh I see I could imagine it would be a relatively simple procedure.

Wouldn't an elf body just be twunk/ottermode though.

>>5694852
cute! ty

>it's just kind of a fucked up thing to suggest, isn't it?

Sure, its not like id ask them to cut it off lol, I don't personally care about the lack of arm but the stump puts me off. Just imo

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>>5694874
Forgot pic.

>tfw only brush teeth three times a week
>bad case of gingivitis
>every time i brush, the bathroom ends up looking like a murder scene

>>5694916
your blowjobs are going to be on point in the next 20 years or so. keep it up.

>>5694876
>tfw not a qt elf shota boy

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>>5694876
No body hair tho.

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>tfw working out + studying hard
>tfw will be a 9/10 in 2 years or so

cant wait desu lads

>>5694983
i could give you a peck on the lips

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>>5694930
>>5694941
>tfw no qt elf/hylian bf

>>5694988

y-you too

>>5694993

Hey harmonist what kind of bodytype are you?

>>5694994
;-;

i could see myself falling in love with you

>>5694993

What the fuck I thought you had a bf.

with that attitude its only a matter of time until one of you cheats on the other. Absolutely pissening.

>>5694993

I'd rather date a Demise, desu

>>5694999
Skinnyfat feelsbadman

>>5695006
I'm obviously joking anon. My boyfriend is perfect and I wouldn't cheat on him.

>>5695008
Gross

>>5695034
post belly desu

>>5695034

why dont you workout + get hotter so you can dump your bf and find someone hotter?

>>5695034

I have my tastes, ok.
If my boyfriend had a flowing mane of fire and a cock probably as thick as my wrists, i'd be ok with that
Plus the beastly demon bod is hot, too

>>5695042
There are things in this world not meant for your eyes to see.

>>5695044
Because I'm lazy and would rather play vidya whilst eating a take out pizza desu. Also why would I dump my boyfriend?

>>5695046
It takes all types I guess.

>>5695059

I just. want the opposite of myself, i think
i'm all itty and waify
And I just want a barbaric beast of a man.

>>5695006
Cheating is required as a gay man. Don't be a prissy bitch.

>>5695078
gay man =/= degenerate faggot

>>5695068
I get what you're saying. Probably the same reason I like cute short guys.

>>5695087
Lelzorz
The visual cortex dictates male sexuality. No prevailing ideal of love can override biology. You might call it being degenerate, I call it being male with limitless supply of sex without the need for ritualistic courtship.

>>5695104

or you could call it sociopathy

>>5695104
Well you do yours and ill do mine. Let's see who's happier in a few decades when I have a loving husband and you're living alone with erectile dysfunction.

>>5695106
If that's your incline. I tend to avoid diagnosing people online sine I'm not a therapist nor do I know the subtleties well enough.

>>5695059
i like skinnyfat desu

why am i awake rn
getting my shattered tooth removed at noon
possibly more work from the look of those gum bruises

>>5695164
I hate it desu. I guess I look better now than I did when I was 17 stone though.

should i watch Neon Genesis Evangelion? I dont into anime but i hear there b cute boys?

>>5695182
how much do you weigh now?

>>5695187
It's been a while since I've weighed myself but I'd guess about 12 stone.

>>5695199

how tall are you bruh

>>5695199
im about the same @ 175cm :)

>>5695187
>should i watch Neon Genesis Evangelion
No, it's bad

>i hear there b cute boys
In like the second to last episode there's gay alien boy love but they just kiss

>>5695216
c-can you recommend something better?

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>>5695199

>>5695205
>>5695211
I'm 6'4 so about 190cm.

Genetics fucked me over all my fat goes to my chest and gut.

>>5695235
how are you even skinnyfat again?, srs post tummy

>>5695230
HunterxHunter. The plot is way less shitty, characters aren't whiny, more BL, more gay shit, tons of traps and trannies.

>>5695244
No pics sorry.
As I said my fat distribution is unflattering to say the least. I was below 11st at one point and I still had a little gut.

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>>5695235

>lanklet

ouch. sorry bruh. got any plans to hop on steroids so you look okayish?

>>5695260
If you're 6'4 170 lbs wouldn't that be borderline skeleton mode

>>5695269
this is what im thinking, must be more than 12 stone

>>5695263
Nah those qt guys love my height.

>>5695269
>>5695273
You'd think so wouldn't you but my stomach refuses to budge. I have skinny as fuck legs and arms though.

>>5695260
>>5695273

>people with double digit weight in stones

>>5695273
I'm ~5'10 180lbs and I'm not even that phat so that'd have to be some crazy weight distribution to be skinny fat

>>5695292
it's all in my thighs and butt :/

>>5695292
Gotta be swole for rugby mah nigga

>>5695295

I mean, damn, I was just joking but I wish that's where all my weight was.

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Here have a pic of 16 year old 11st chavy me.

>>5695294
Maybe I'm not actually skinny fat then. People have told me I must have body image issues before.

>>5695295
I have a completely flat ass. Shit sucks man.

>>5695308
Yeah that doesn't seem skinny fat at all, hard to tell from neck up though

>>5695313
As I said this is from 4 years ago lol

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>>5695308
Adding this one to my collection, I plan to build a nest out of gg pictures.

>>5695308
Post stomach and chest then

>>5695319
Valid point I guess

>>5695322
Are you going to use it to house your bully children?

>>5695325
No I'm too shy

>>5695363
>being shy about anything

>>5695373
I don't like showing my body it makes me anxious.

>>5695386
Must be nice
maybe if I had that problem I'd be a bit less of a whore

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>>5695363
Yes.

>>5695391
Yeah camwhoring is definitely not for me. I don't even like taking my t-shirt off in hot weather or at swimming pools.

>>5695404
work on getting a nicer body then
feels nice to be able to be a whore and show your body off all the time

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The real gaygen right here.

>>5695413

>>5695417
But I don't want to be a whore I want to stay pure.

>>5695440
you like feet
you're way past that

>>5695443
Don't fetish shame me. Feet are fine anyway it's pretty tame and vanilla imo.
Now post em.

>>5695453
only pictures of my feet have my nails painted
was trolling a soc foot thread with a friend way back when
probs in the archive
too lazy to dig them out

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>>5695453
Eww.
I imagine Shitler's feet looking like bird feet.

>>5695463
Meh I'm not digging through the archive for them. Also painted nails are shit tier.

>>5695467
Maybe that's why he won't post them.

>>5695494
I'm not gonna take new pictures lol
I don't do requests anymore
they're there in the archive

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>>5695453
are mine any good famm? tfw no bf to rub feet with :/

>>5695550
why are my pics never the right way round, 4chan sort your shit out

>>5695550
Very cute wouldkisssoles/10

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>>5695564
aw ty. Since its quiet, have another :>

inb4 upside down

why are straight people such a mystery?

>>5695589
Well thank you for enabling me they are very cutie.

>>5695627
In what way?

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>>But when I drew that, he looked a little too wild--and so delicate the slightest pressure would break him. So finally I tried for a look where you could see the forehead through the bangs, shorter hair--the look of a boyish young girl. Especially in the past one or two years, this type of refractive feminine character has not been seen...
http://shwiggie.com/eva/faq/plotlines/sadamoto_notes.html

Why did they make Shinji so girly, gaygen?

Ey yo gen gen how's it hangin I heard you liked feet.

>>5695910
Eww no that's gross.

>>5695845

They make 'em all girly.
Code Gayass is also great this way, but really they all float.

>>5695924

You know you want Hitler's feet all up in your mouthpiece. I bet you're drooling over it right now.

>Mascs make their own thread
>Quickly devolves into shitposting and arguing about fems vs mascs
>is completely cancerous

top kek

>>5695933
No I'm not he won't show me :^)

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It's so grey outside

I love it ;-;

>>5695945

They look delicious, like the down ends of a Slavic witch's house.

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>>5695933
http://pastebin.com/nEbAwpYG
http://pastebin.com/9c0XEnhL

Shinji takes it farther though.
More fem than all of femgen put together and then some

>KAWORU Hahaha. You really can't swim, can you?
>SHINJI You're so mean. I trusted you…… Shinji bursts out into tears and buries his face into Kaworu's shoulder, sobbing without hesitation.
>KAWORU Let's go home separately. I don't want to hurt you any more./ Kaworu leaves by himself. Shinji stands there in a sea of despair

>ASUKA (Poking Shinji's cheek) Hey, Shinji, say something. Shin-chan.
>SHINJI (Coldly pushing her hand away) Don't touch me with your filthy hands… SHINJI Funny hearing this from you. You're the one who started that disgusting rumor. I don't want to see your face, get out.

>>5695986
You paint a nice picture.

>>5696037

Yeth.

about to go in for my tooth yanking, wish me luck

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>>5695953
>tfw you live in a land without snow

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>>5696037
If I were to paint you in a picture it would be this.

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>>5696513
>tfw I have tried to get you banned multiple times but with no success. Either you're a mod or you're evading ban.

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>>5696520
jokes on you i'm moots gay cousin and kno the mods personally.
>when the reddit tries to stop the furshit
: ^ )

>>5696555
>friends with the mods
yeah, sure. I'm not banned. Jokes on you.

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>>5696589
>can't tell sarcasm
HELLLOOOOOO REDDDDIIIITTTTT

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>>5696593
>someone doesn't agree with me
>quick call them a reddit user
Never been to reddit. Complete 4chan user.

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>>5696681
>someone doesn't agree with me
>implying i was arguing and not just shitposting
that guy has a nice bulge though, shame about his shit tier baby face

>>5695589
You have some really adorable feet. I don't even have feelings about feet, unless they smell bad. Why have you corrupted me?

>Can I rub your feet with my feet?

>>5696731
U wanna see my bulge qt?

Fuck, I can't believe i spaghetti'd last night. Fuck social anxiety. How did I not understand that his compliments were flirting? All the damn time, I can flirt but if I don't initiate the encounter I become so lost and nervous it's not even funny.

>>5696992

Don't fret babe, just find a way to feel good about his flirts.
He probably thought you were cool and cute.
And you probably actually are.

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>>5694759
>pat the bunny
>he's the fucking IDEAL dude for me
kek

>>5694701
Good luck anon, I already tried. lol
>>5694726
Why wouldn't you want a qt cyborg bf?

>stuck a drumstick up my ass
>felt good

I think I may let my bf fuck me soon

>>5696881
Hey ty anon
>Can I rub your feet with my feet?
There's nothing i want more ;_;

>>5697848
The chicken kind, or the ice-cream cone?

>>5696904
sure why not

>>5697857
the one you use to play the drums, anon

>>5697865
That's unexciting.

Tell the story again, but this time with more explosions and kingfu fights.

>>5697848
Are you the anon that was embarrassed by ass play?

>>5695087
>gay man =/= degenerate faggot
>implying people see a difference
Homosexual relations are considered degenerate and your meager opinion isn't gonna change that.

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I typically live in /a/
This is my first time on /lgbt/
I came here because I saw an Eva thread.
I'm thoroughly unsettled by this thread.

>>5698283
I've never really been a fan myself.

>>5698313

Nobody is.
Suck show sucky sucky.

>>5698283
Weeb, whats some good anime with cute boys doing gay things

>>5698358
bitch I told you HunterxHunter

Fuck amine

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>>5695216
Evangelion is love, Evangelion is life. It figures you faggots would be too stupid to appreciate it.

>>5698373
Im on the 4th episode but i havnt seen any gay action!

>>5698392
It's not all bad. Just like 98%.

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>>5698392
Basic bitch.

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>tfw lanky

>>5698419
Prove it

>>5698419
Eat and lift.
It's the only way out.

>>5698445
>6 foot
>150
>hardly ever work out.

It sucks desu

Can cis males get more testosterone hormones, or whatever, or is that just something exclusive for ftms?
I'm not very masculine looking and it bothers me

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>>5698458
That's pretty normal.

>>5698477
Date me

>>5698478
post rarest kleppes

>>5698478
I guess i just dont wear it well then

>>5698478
How is he even alive

>>5694499
desu i'd be go the soryu route of just trying to prove that i'm better than everyone else

>>5695187
>i hear there b cute boys
literally no

>>5698480
>>5698480
I'm not a even a pretty femboy
I'm ugly ;_;
I'm foolishly hoping hormones boost me at least from a 2/10 to a 4/10

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I want you inside me.

>>5698508
that's a small horse

>>5698505
Oh im sure you're really qt anon. :3

>>5698477
You should speak to a doctor about raising testosterone levels properly. Just getting injections/the shit ftms do can actually negatively impact you.

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>>5698492
I dunno, but it's about the same as me, and I wouldn't consider myself lanky at all.

>>5698519
By properly, do you mean naturally?

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>>5698515
I know.
With science advancing like that we'll soon have microscopic horses.

>>5698523
Pics? Im curious.

I have absolutely no mass in my arms. Do you workout?

>>5698534
Yes and no - depends what your current situation is and what doctors suggest.

>>5698523

You're a satyr, maton.
Your midsection looked pretty lean.

>>5698341
I've met people who are rabidly fond of it and get pissed when I say it's not my thing. I just don't find certain elements of the storytelling appealing. It's like they're trying too hard to be "deep". The characters aren't likable either. Which I'm not saying they have to be--some of the characters from Baccano! an anime I like are deplorable, but they're at least entertaining to watch. Not so with the Eva's characters.

Those are the two main flaws imho, but what sucks is I see some potential there. What could have been an interesting monster-of-the-week-style coming of age story that was a little dark in some places devolved into utter shit.

anime weebs pls eject yourself from this thread

>>5698577
>Eva's characters

BOO nobody cares boo!

>>5698548
I'll try to find a doctor that specializes in hormones then
Thanks

>>5698580
This

>>5698595
Actually general doctors should also be able to help you. Don't know how it works where you're from, but here general doctors/family doctors should be able to at least test you, and refer to you to specialists if need be.

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>>5698545
No, and no.

>>5698565
I don't carry much weight around my belly, and I'm a little barrel chested.

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>>5698656
>No, and no.
Anon why won't you help my self esteem

>>5698403
Well it's not explicit. It's just implied love and hot gay guys.

Who here /comfyclosetmode/?

>>5698848
Me, somewhat.
At least it's my closet telling me I'm safe inside.

New thread

>>5698476
>>5698476

Thread's still alive, yo, watch out it's comin' back.

do you have to be over a certain height to be a male model

im 12x more beautiful than kleppe im just not very tall

>>5699530

Doomed forever
You suck tiny pecker.

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Fuck you Bart and Arnie.
We rollin' over your asses like a cornpopper over PLAYDOH, suckas.

H-hey guys.
Did you hear the one about Michelle Obama's health programs?

The fat acceptance movement was so pissed that they...

wait for it...

They issued a FATWA

>>5699774
Why are shitting up the wrong thread

>>5699946

Fuck you it's the RIGHT thread.

Hey, Ernie thread!
Your header is tired and unfunny!

Wow cool new thread guys

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>>5700189
I didn't neg lol. I was just teasing you.
You're being difficult with me but ill make your heart melt one day.

How long has this new thread been going on? I've been posting in the old one for like an hour

>>5700219

Five minutes
This new one is just that cool.

Hurry up and finish this one so I can make a new one

>>5700234

FUCK YOU
I'll take my damn time

So anyway, there I was, fasting, when suddenly this real juicy looking piece of leftover candy caught my eye. And so I binged for about 6 hours.

What video game is gaygen playing right now? I was playing fo4 but it's gotten to be really old. I'll pick it up again when dlc is released, but I need some other game to play.

Stop bumping this one. Everyone go to the new thread:

>>5700300
>>5700300

>>5700320
>stop bumping this thread 60 posts before the bump limit

>>5700332

You heard the man, spook!

The other thread's a false gaygen which has sex with women on boats.

Boo false gaygen. Heil real gaygen.

Pretty cool

Yo bumper
Ty for holdin' down da fortress.

Best gaygen

>>5702568

It shall survive!

Shit gen
>>5703178
Sure bud, of course

>>5703192

You're the shit gen, you clover-munching thistletwat.

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How to flirt?
When is it acceptable to flirt with people?

Everybody come watch the leprechaun dance around the hat full of dicks he's not getting.

>>5703199

It's always acceptable. It's one of those things where you pretty much have to draw the line yourself. Funerals can be awkward.

>>5703196
Stay salty h8r
I don't even give a Fuck where you're from mate, it's probably a shit hole
>>5703199
>How to flirt
Mostly contextual but being a tease mostly works and being cuddly over "I wanna Fuck you to death"
>When too
Safest is when on a date or with someone your dating/ know is gay
Otherwise idk
>>5703204
Where?!

>>5703223

Rude. What'd you guys run out of taters again?

>>5703249
Naw, I've out of patience for plebs

>>5703261

Calm down, then.
You're not getting any salt for your filthy fucking potato haggis shit if you aren't nice to me.

>>5703269
>Haggis
Mate that's scottish. Quite nice too

Ya Guinness-drinking plaidmonkey.

>>5703269
I'm literally not angry nor Scottish nor need salt for my potatoes
Educate yourself, fool

>>5703280

I don't give a fuck. He can go fuck the Loch Ness monster for all I care.

>>5703281
>>5703286
Y u mad tho bro

>>5703283

Oh, sorry Mr. Connery I didn't realize you loved your potatoes so much as to eat them totally unseasoned. Please let me offer my condolences in the form of an apologetic Cranachan dessert.

>>5694513
POO

>>5703310
>>5703296
Trip Drama

>>5703296

It comes with a copy of Nazareth's greatest hits.

>>5703310
I never said unseasoned just no salt and salt is a pretty basic seasoning ingredient too
Thanks for the dessert tho
>>5703320
It's like watching emmerdale
>>5703328
That's nice

wow, i just looked on /lgbt/ for the first time in like 10 months and femgen is still alive, what's up fagos

>>5698477
you should not use testosterone if you're not ftm, your body will convert it into estrogen and you will get gynecomastia

>>5703342
femgen is weird, like I expected it to be twinkish but they literally take Tranny Hormones.

>>5703350
What am I supposed to do if I want to be manly ;_;

>>5703353
yeah it's an aesthetic thing, they don't really want to be women but they just have a feminine ideal as a male. there's probably some underlying gender issues with masculinity but who gives a fuck about that

>>5703358
Lift and grow a beard

>>5703358
Suffer

Life isn't fair anon ;_;

>>5703358
lifting

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>>5703364
>lift

>>5703391
He needs to ditch the glasses and have a haircut that doesn't make him look like a retard

>>5703403

this

he could actually be seriously hot if he put a little more work in

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>>5703366

>>5703364
>>5703371
I'll lift, I kinda have to since I'm losing weight anyways
I can't grow a beard, but I can grow a mustache
That counts for something, right?!

>>5703462
No. Moustaches make you look like a pedophile. there is no hope for you sry

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Saw a senior classmate bully a younger flamer in my school on facebook. is this an appropriate email to send to his tutor, replete with a screenshot of evidence?

im a little mad btw

>>5703462

heavy stublle >>>> beard imo anyway

>>5703465
The violence threat is probably not helpful

>>5703485
>>5703485
>>5703485

Bump fyi