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>yfw you witness demons when urban exploring with the bf edition

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>>5689667
>>5689667
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old people be picking up on the super young ones

and then they die
and then the young ones try to pick up young tops but young tops have twinks to fuck, and so the used and useless middle aged bottoms kill themselves

thank you for listening to my poem
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>>5691264
>>5691277
I had a dream as a child about being a demon.
It was quite cool.

Can I be like an assistant to some kind of greater demon?
Can I have some cool wings and red skin?
Can I have red eyes?
Can I have a demon twink as a bf?
Can I renounce them and be a morally grey character, independent acting from both heaven and hell?
Can I be a stealth expert and merge with the shadows to become invisible?
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Im scared of demons.
Im scared of brutal death.
Im scared of swimming.
Im scared of driving.


Im the biggest loser here.
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>>5691283

New total is 302.5kg lads
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>>5691283
>>yfw you witness demons when urban exploring with the bf edition
I really want to go urban exploring.
So bad!

Who wants to come with me and more important:
Do you know some cool locations?
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>>5691292
No.
You get to poke some guy in the feet with a pitchfork for all eternity. The pay is alright, but most of it goes to union dues.
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>>5691299
>im scared of swimming
lmao lame
lifeguard reporting in

also reminder not to let fat people swim, trying to perform a spinal roll on them will actually cause the lifeguard to drown tbqh
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>>5691299
>I'm scared of swimming
Me too
Almost drowned three times
My ma just couldn't keep me under >>5691303
I know a 100 yr old heritage site filled with asbestos that's getting blown up by the end of the year
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>>5691311
Everyone says im retarded for not knowing how to swim. Its scary though...i need to man up and learn...
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Hi, boys.

Who wants cuddles?

>and to smell my musk?
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>>5691303
>tfw when they're tearing down all the cool abandoned military buildings near me
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>>5691315
its pretty easy and also a good excuse to find a hottie to teach you tbqh
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>>5691299
>tfw no wuss bf to keep safe.
>>5691301
Nice m8.
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>>5691299
>mfw I played so much stealth games that shadows and darkness make me feel safe
I even look a bit like Garrett, he is not exactly the most attractive, but that gives him character.
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>>5691316

r u qt tho
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>>5691316
Is it good musk? Some guys have that acidic smelling musk, that's nasty.
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>>5691316
post pics
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>>5691336
take me in the shadows tbqh

>>5691316
I bet you smell like lard and smegma
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>>5691340
>r u qt tho
I'm too hairy to be a qt.

>>5691341
Yeah it's nice. Get told often I smell nice.

>and boys lean in and sniff my pits when cuddling.
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>>5691336

>character

maybe before THEIF4
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>>5691314
>I know a 100 yr old heritage site filled with asbestos that's getting blown up by the end of the year
I am a bit freakish about asbestos after I heard about it's attributes.

>>5691320
>tfw I was never in the really cool locations like your pic, or the secret nazi tunnels rumored to still be under Germany
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Beer is queer
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I'm looking for new apps. Already use Growlr and Scruff. Is Daddyhunt and Jack'd any good?
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>>5690990

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rpsSwrkjn9
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>>5691314
>Almost drowned three times
Irish is there something that you have done successfully? Like open a box of cereal and poured it into a bowl without it spilling everywhere? Anything at all?
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>>5691315
know this: if you keep your lungs to just over half inflated with air, you literally float
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>>5691320
That's pretty awesome. There's only freemason places around me. Nothing better than taking a qt to with you that loves adventures and adderall.

>>5691325
Yeah idk why im so fucking autistic. I wish I just turned into a girl instead of a man like all of the other r9k failures at life.
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>>5691353
>THEIF4
>mentioning nu-thief

>>5691345
>take me in the shadows tbqh
but when I am in perfect shadow I am completly invisible, you won't even be able to touch me
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>>5691370
>but when I am in perfect shadow I am completely invisible, you won't even be able to touch me
Are you trying to turn me on, I mean, it's working
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>>5691350
Fuzzy guys are qt too. As long as you don't have weird back hair.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tvAOoKJ6rr

I wanna hear your voices /gaygen/
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>>5691368
I'd teach you to swim.
I'd also try to drown you, but if you're cute I'd just play it off as a joke, but if you aren't, d e a d
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>>5691386
Im cute :3

Don't kill me senpai...
Im muscular and hairy. I also make cute faces tbqh...
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>>5691342
Nah, post them too often.

>>5691345
>lard and smegma
I haven't produced smegma in months, no idea why.
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>>5691362
No idea about daddy hunt but
Jackd is full of Asian
Hornet is full of Latinos
>>5691366
I survived
>pic related
Yeah I've done stuff
Won boxing, Judi and mma tournaments
>>5691358
Don't worry baby, we will wear government issued gasmasks given out for the explosion because if the asbestos dust
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>>5691395
>Won boxing, Judi and mma tournaments
Nice, was beginning to think those memes about you were real tbqh.

>>5691393
You'll live this time bb
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>>5691303
I know an old barn that has pickled cow fetuses stored in jars in the basement
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>>5691358
>>5691368
Here's a pic of the place they just started tearing down.
Before the Pentagon was built, it was the larges US military building (excluding aircraft hangers)
I might be weird, I I really love the decaying look.
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>>5691384
I've posted my voice before

Im really self conscious about it desu
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>>5691403

ooh, i like it
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>>5691398
Np
I just don't talk about the positive stuff because gg doesn't like martial arts it seems
And when I talk about my writing people get bitchy so it's a tough line
Thinking about it, I should get back into photography, came second in a competition across Ireland
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>>5691395
>Jackd is full of Asian
>Hornet is full of Latinos
oh fuck my life. I'll stay in my lane.
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>>5691384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cxWLGaatLT

>>5691403
>I really love the decaying look
Is that why you love Boog so much?
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>>5691403
That's really awesome tbqh... i love buildings and breaking into places. We should go exploring sometime that would be awesome.

I enjoy decay also in buildings and communities and bodies no edgy intended but it looks cool.
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>>5691350

Hair can be qt tho
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>>5691407
me, too. But who isn't?
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>>5691384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uBfChx5EJS
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>>5691414
Fucking savage
>>5691384
I'd post but I can't make a new vocaroo and all my old ones are lame
>>5691413
Sorry fąm
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>>5691421
Yeah you've commented on my pics before, actually.

>tfw boys call me daddy...
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>>5691403
>>5691408
>>5691418
They started demo work a couple days ago.
I'm just going to dump a bunch more and cry.
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>>5691303
me and the bf went to some abandoned farm house the other week, it was pretty lame though.
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>>5691412
Nice. Do it irish! I was previously into the most normie martial arts - karate, but I never liked sparring tbqh
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I FUCKING HATE TRANNIES!
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>>5691441

oh my god you are such a bottom
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>>5691441
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>>5691384

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kFc8Io7FoO

>>5691441

Have you ever had sex in it?
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>>5691441
why are you acting like a redditor who posts their bussy on /r/gaybrosgonewild
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>>5691398
You know how to fight also...you're so cool and you sound hot...;~;

Teach me to swim...
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>Hey brah watch the super bowl yesterday? Did you see that faggot Cam Newton get BTFO?

Wat do?
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>>5691449
>>5691450
>only bottoms can admire beauty
Choke on a dick and die faggot.
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>>5691414
I like your voice
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>>5691384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00KNKOh4m6O
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>>5691283

that beautiful beard ,those blue eyes...

Why cant I find a older bf like this?
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>>5691441
Dude you can still go when they are demoing. Demoing remnants are cool also.
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>>5691466
Marlon Brando's been dead for several years, Anon. He didn't say that to you. Also, that photograph is from half a century ago, so he couldn't have watched the super bowl yesterday.
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You all have shit voices...for real
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>>5691470
Post wurst, klein boy.
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>>5691444
Personally I love sparring originally with boxing, it's so fun and the gloves make it feel like nothing and in judo the technicality and precision mixed with throws and counters is pretty awesome imo
>>5691466
I don't watch shit sports
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>>5691283
>witness demons when urban exploring
I just need the bathroom for that.
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What's it like having a gf?
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>>5691459
you sound feminine, grill or just flamboyant fo life?

>>5691470
I'm German. It was my goal to speak english without sounding german. Guess it worked.
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>>5691440

Post new ones desu
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>>5691467
>>5691459
Nope. Fugged on one of the stoops though.
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>>5691496
Idk t.bh

Idk about bfs either
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>>5691496
like dating a twink
exhausting
you feel mentally drained all the time because they're so emotionally abusive
but horny all the time as well, and they never actually satiate your lusts

you're welcome
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>>5691496

Awful. She always wants attention and physical contact. Doesn't smell good (no manly smell) and you just know her fishcave is lurking nearby.
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>>5691476
Good point. I'll have to go and take some pics.
They probably waited til Feburary to tear it down out of spite.
Can't have kids dicking around the construction site.
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I want a big fat cock in my butt.
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>>5691496
Beware of the female best friend, especially if she doesn't have a boyfriend herself.
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>>5691516
I know that feel.
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>>5691384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cK7XPhatj1
Just for you, Witchy.
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>>5691499
Well, here's my thighs.
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anyone else actually seen demons here?

to me they appear almost shapeless and completely devoid of all light, like just a black form on the brink of my field of vision, and not visible at all if I look straight at them - though they stay fully visible just to fuck with me sometimes

I've managed to avoid them so far, but I'm still pretty afraid for I don't know what they have in store for me in the future
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>>5691524
short fingers
too bad desu
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>>5691531
Lol wot fgt
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I'm chatting to a really sweet guy on tinder and I wanted to invite him on a date. He's never been on a date before and I want to show him a great time. Normally I'd just take him to a nice cocktail bar, but I want to do something a little more interesting. Any ideas?
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>>5691506
>people will never stop comparing us to girls
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>>5691528
Ive been attacked by one when I was sleeping.
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>>5691516
Hey grinchy
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>>5691497

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P8rWbjAqyC

>>5691500

Hot. I've never but have always wanted to fuck in a place like that.
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>>5691539
tbqh most of you are girls
literally most of you go on to transition as a last attempt to keep your youth
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>>5691528
>anyone else actually seen demons here?
Whenever I look into a mirror.
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>>5691524
oh daddy
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>>5691547
I like it, though. Are you twink-ish in general?
Being 6'1 and having broad shoulders is a bit of a bummer when you're looking for daddies. They expect me to be the top.
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>>5691538
Depends where you live. City? If so, take him bowling or some similar activity, even better if it has more privacy.

And then go for coffee/icecream/desserts somewhere. Should be a bakery nearby tbqh.

And then kiss him while walking with him in a park. And then tell him to get fucking lost and take a taxi home
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>>5691524
>that body and leg hair
Hnng
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>>5691537
s h o r t
f i n g e r s
nothing will make up for short fingers
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>>5691524
Would be new underwear for and then cuddle with.
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>>5691524

Pls be a bottom

Also pls post glutes
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>>5691384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14QhtrqXXOY

Please listen and rate me.

Rate me real hard.
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>>5691548
have you ever considered that maybe it's because we've got trannies on one side spewing their propaganda and projecting their insecurities, and we've got gays lumping us in with them and telling us we're one of them

self fulfilling prophecy senpai
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>>5691573
abnormally long finger masterrace
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>>5691578
0 out of 100
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>>5691583
>being literally so emotionally weak you transition because people are being mean
yep, typical girls
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>>5691586
long fingers are the best, they make the world stop and the bussy pop
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making them sweet form gains lads

>>5691524

pls be in london
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>>5691577

You're an FtM.

You were born to bottom.

Now bend over, you slutty whore. I know you love a wide, thick, long cock buried deep in your hole as you moan "d-daddy."
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>>5691586
Looks like the crystal treatments are working
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>>5691586
I have old lady hands desu :(
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>>5691618
i need to hold more old lady hands in that case tbqh
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>>5691609

Nice thighs and gloots desu
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>>5691594
that's not what i'm saying, what i'm saying is if you project it onto people all the time, and make excuses for it being true, you can hardly be surprised that some people get confused or question it all.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcmwPMkoReY&feature=youtu.be&t=235

this video gives me strange feelings and makes me uncomforable
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>>5691605
I have long skinny everything

>>5691614
what

>>5691618
your hands look normal imo
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>>5691612

I wanna do a2v with you

ass2vagina

Let's use a double-ended dildo and get crazy daddy
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>>5691623

senpai why dont you lift too?

its fun!
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>>5691560

Twinkish, uh..
me literally rn: http://puu.sh
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>>5691609
Man these progress reports are progressing at the same rate as you, congrats
>>5691618
Seem pretty good to me
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>>5691621
Thanks anon
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>>5691627
emotionally weak frogposters transitioning into girls because they've always wanted to be them desuuuuuuuu
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>>5691496
exhausting, confusing, satisfying and complete.
you will never be able to see eye to eye but you are fulfilling your biological imperative, God's plan, and society's expectations of you.
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>>5691635

It seems like a lot of work to learn and eat right and the shame of having bad form would be strong and also there is no legit gym within 30 minutes of where I live (ie a gym with legit weights/not planet fitness/a women's gym/etc.) and also I am lazy
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>>5691635
>>5691634
>tfw senpai will never have baratiddies
;_;
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>>5691541
details please

this is a common occurrence
>>5691553
I believe in you anon

You're not some sort of hideous demon
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>>5691666
I'll fix that. He's just a lil bitch that needs someone to hide his oreos tbqh
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>>5691577
I've never bottomed but I want to.
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>>5691662
>not going to a gym that has pizza nights
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>>5691666

>666

You can't get to me satan
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>>5691650
I never said it was about me, it was an observation.
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>>5691662

>that last excuse
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>>5691678

>those j00cy calves

REEEEEEEEEE
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>>5691668
>You're not some sort of hideous demon
Sure feels that way.
And if it's not me it's other people.
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>>5691547
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P8rWbjAqyC
that made me lol
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>>5691682
c'mon brah, just try a little bit of this creatine, i swear it's legal
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>>5691384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ohcACCw2GH
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>>5691662

You sound like youre trying to think of excuses

Why dont you get a qt gymrat bf and get him to teach you how to workout?
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>>5691662
>Senpai doesn't lift

Is it true? Is my Senpai really a twink? ; __ ;
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>tfw no cheesy bf
...actually that's a pretty good feel tbqh
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>>5691706
>>5691706
>>5691706
ugh i fucked up. wasnt paying attention to the thread.
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>>5691677

Oreos are gross. I did have a white chocolate macadamia nut cookie earlier though.

>>5691678

On my way to help you with that

>>5691679

That sounds terrible

>>5691687

The best excuse of all.

>>5691699

Those boobies look fake
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>>5691712

omg, that comic is so cute, tho
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>>5691713

Oh ok

>>5691715

Eyy white choco
my man
yo
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>>5691711
No he's just a big oul cub I assume
>>5691712
>That pic
Ewww and the dialogue is cringey af
>>5691678
>mfw he's a bottom
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T F W
N O
I S L E Y
B F

AAAAAGH
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>handposting and voiceposting

greatest edition of /gg/ so far
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>>5691693
>he actually is a hideous demon
do you at least act the part? or are you just another pushover?
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>>5691709

One day... one day.

>>5691711

N-no

>>5691731

>mfw he's a bottom
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I'm a hideous sun demon and I'll burn all ya'll basement dwelling asscunt to a crisp.
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why do people not go on swimming dates anymore

i just want to take a man into the water and swim away from him and then he grabs my ankle and pulls me in an violently drowns me and then fucks me while im unconscious and when I wake up he puts a collar on me and drags me back to his home

y'know?
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>>5691715
>>5691744
>Not lifting
Oh kohai, you poor poor silly twink.
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>>5691712
I don't understand
Is he going to poop soon because of cheese?
I thought cheese was supposed to make you constipated. Or is the constipation going to make anal sex just as difficult?
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>>5691744
Go for it senpai
>>5691745
I'm a desert druid... it does nothing
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>>5691744

>not lifting
>hoping to get a /fit/ bf

welp, you had better have a supermodel-tier face I guess
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>>5691763

Fight me
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>>5691740
Mostly at home.
At school I don't have time to be a brooding miserable hater who wants to bring an end to all things happy.
If I had the power I'd steal all love on Valentine's Day just out of spite.
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>>5691765
Cheese can clog you up but greasy cheese will make other ppl have runny, greasy poop. Combined with italian seasoning, I would assume the later for this strip
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>>5691776
Nah.
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>>5691788

Cause you know I'd win

B)
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>>5691776
That's my line. I'm going to punch you in the dick.

>>5691783
>talking about shitting uncontrollably

Is this comic supposed to be hot or something?
>>
>son, why do you not have any friends
>son, why do you not have a girlfriend
>son, why do you never go out
>son, why don't you get off the internet
>son, why don't you take your studies more seriously
>son, why are you so different from the other guys your age
>son, why do you not have any goals
>son, why are you so moody
>son, why are you so unhappy
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>>5691783
I fucked a guy with a cheese fetish once.

We both had to eat cheese while fucking.
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>>5691776
>weak senpai, challenging a stronger person that he will obviously loose to
>senpai confirmed for closet bottom
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>>5691767

You'll be a desert POOid when I'm done.
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>>5691806

I mean obvs most of those are bullshit but
>son, why don't you take your studies more seriously
and
>son, why do you not have any goals

are legit concerns. Just join a club or a society or something, anything to get you out of the house sometimes. the alternative is unhealthy.
>>
>>5691763

he looks oddly familiar
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>>5691801

While you do have the advantage that it's right at punching level for you, I'm pretty sure I could hold you off with one arm, teacup-chan
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>>5691812

I'm stronk af desu
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>>5691801

the whole comic is about his parents coming over and them being understanding about parental anxiety.
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>>5691806
are you me?

should we get together?
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>>5691846
Post pics.

Are you from the Netherlands? Are you Aryan twink?
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>>5691806
my parents stopped asking me those things when I started to pretend I was a russian spy tbqh
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>>5691814
... go on
>vore fetish intensified
:^)
>>
im white
but im not actually white

aryans beware
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>>5691848

I thought it was a metaphor about how good it feels fucking a grilled cheese sandwich
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>>5691869

I'll eat you for breakfast like breakfast and then poop you out like breakfast. And then I shall mold it into the shape of your body and feed you yourself. You will EAT SHIT and the SHIT WILL BE YOU.
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>>5691864
>when I started to pretend I was a russian spy tbqh
Lol wot
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>>5691883
If you like eating shit go ahead
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>>5691888
it started as a joke but now they think I'm actually autistic so life's gr8 now
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>>5691863

I'm aryan but not a twink and not from the Netherlands
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>>5691900

You're from Iran? Get outta there henty
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>>5691818
I am in college. Shouldn't that be enough?
Sure, I have no idea what the hell I am doing. But I'm not a NEET. My grades are good enough.

I have no idea why my parents NEED me to be happy. It just seems so fucking hypocritical to me, because they do everything they can to make sure I am unhappy, even if they don't realize it.
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>>5691907
stop bullying the fat chinese canadian man
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>>5691907

Iranians have literally nothing to do with Aryans desu they are just a bunch of invading Arabs
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>>5691909
SOUTH TEXAS
O
U
T
H
TEXAS
E
X
A
S
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>>5691854
I could use some company, anon
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>>5691834
Damn right I have the advantage. Not even the arms of Zeus himself can hold me.

>>5691809
>food sex

Whut. At least it wasn't any messy kind of food.

>>5691848
Yeah meeting the parents is weird as fuck, but still. Gross.
>>
>>5691915
It's where the term comes from you poutine lookinass gook
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>>5691900
Oh.

There's a twink from the Netherlands that follows me around on /fit/.
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>>5691893

Fine, I'll just use a magic poop machine to turn you into poop.
Gawl.
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>>5691909
I'd fix you up tbqh

>>5691944
that sounds wack
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>>5691933

>meeting the parents is weird as fuck

Please tell me dadjoke bf made lots of embarrassing jokes when this happened
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>>5691798
I'm not the fighting type kohai, I'm the dorky loving type. And I already have someone to love and be loved by.
>>
I keep just finding excuses to do laundry so i can just keep wearing this long shirt
Does anyone else just wear like the same/roughly the same outfit for like a week+ ?
>>
>>5691929
where are you at, lonely anon?
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>>5691944

You tell him to back off
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>>5691959
Why does your house look so wonky?
>>
>>5691975
its two bodies toppled over each other as if it's a modern recreation of auschwitz
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>>5691975
He's from Kosovo
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>>5691919
You're far from me, anon. ;-;
But I always wanted to visit Texas. Maybe we could work something out

>>5691963
New England
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>>5691975
just tacky I think
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>>5691953
Why would you expect him to do anything else? His mom has the exact same sense of humor, too. His family is so nice and normal and I'm just over here trying not to swear or talk too much about the weird shit I normally talk about. They apparently like me, though.
>>
>>5691814
You actually made me laugh. You're alright by me.
>>
>>5691951
>>5691965
Bit of an ego boost tbvhwyb
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>>5691987
If they like you, start talking about horse fucking. It's a crowd pleaser.
>>
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>trying to buy dish soap
>buy windex instead by an accident
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>>5691996
anything and everything can be an ego boost though tbvhwyb
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>>5691987

Daww

How long til yall get married
>>
I know this boy and he's beautiful.

But he has no standards at all, lies heaps, goes to saunas, gets with old guys, gets with guys that even call themselves ugly.

It's just confusing asf.
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>>5691979
Sounds nice.

>>5691986
You're tacky.
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>>5691986
>>5691975
>>5691979
>>
>boyfriend says he wants to get into youtubing

tbqh time to reactivate that grindr
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>>5691998
>Go to buy some milk and bread
>Accidentally buy sex lubricant

Didn't taste too bad
>>
I kind of wish they would call me into work more.
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>>5692019

kek

but tru
>>
>he mixes 'its' (possessive pronoun) up with it's (contraction of 'it is')

deal-breaker for me tbqh
>>
>>5692019
>not making Nazi propaganda on youtube
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>>5692015
>>5691975

He looks unwell in these two..
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>>5692033
>he doesn't have a penis or a pulse

8/10 times a deal breaker for me
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>>5692034
I wish
he just wants to vlog
today he was testing the camera and he was acting like a completely different person tbqh
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>>5692042
He always looks unwell to me
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>thought my husbando was just enough for me mentally
>denied humans and friendships for three years completely detatching myself from humanity
>fall for nearly every boy on the internet.
>realize that maybe I should just accept that I am a normie who needs human connections


I want a bf...
>>
>>5692013
can I get his address?

>>5692019
>>5692044
please link the channel
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>>5692051
no fuck off desperado
>>
>>5692047
me too anon

I can't go on forever pretending my pillow is my bf
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>>5691777
>being a hideous troll looking guy
>only fantasizing about taking revenge on the whole world
when I was 16 I carried the tombstone of my then-teacher's newly dead kid on front of her house

at my last workplace I put yoghurt cartons on all available platforms and held back laughter once they started popping one by one. rotten yoghurt everywhere once a week lmao

none of that tops the single most worthy of my accomplishments though: the botched bucket prank
>put bucket full of ice cold water on top of slightly opened door just like in cartoons
>mark opens the door
>the bucket doesn't flip over like it does in cartoons
>the mark gets like 50 Newtons of force but on his neck and in an all wrong angle
>gtfo and never see the guy again
I probably killed the guy but I don't give a fuck
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>>5692044
run girl!
>>
when will you go on a shooting rampage and kill all of your bullies, gaygen?
>>
>no one will ever pay you and like you for being good-looking
>>
>>5692044
>he just wants to vlog
Let me vomit for a second.

Ok, as long as he isn't gonna vlog about something original like Nazi propaganda, 9/11, the zombie apocalypse, or murdering the Queen of England, he should just not do it.
>>
>>5692074
If I did that the only trips that would be left would be me and Circe
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>>5692074

By shooting spree, do you mean compassionate campaign gentle hugging, love, and patient understanding?
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>>5692074
Who's bullying you?

Don't do it bby...

People can be horrible but we all gotta live on.
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>>5692074
>shooting rampage
All sore bitter losers in my country become politicians.
Or join AFA.
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>>5692082

.. goddamnit, slut, cramping my style.
>>
>>5692074
lmao never
I turned one of my ex bullies into a clingy man
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>>5692095
bolsonaro is cute
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>>5691959
So kawaii desu
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>>5692074
just remember I didn't do shit to you end the end
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>>5692109
The power of Kleppe compels you.
>>
>>5691997
I'm sure it is. I spend 90% of my time around them worried I'm going to do some weird shit so I'm apparently really quiet. My boyfriend thinks its hilarious.

>>5692012
Fuck if I know. We just had an anniversary anyway.
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>>5692099
Join me and we can rule this general together
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>>5692117
If you were a beaaaaaar~
I'd think that you'd understaaaaand~
>>
>>5692124
Cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute
i'll steal your man bitch watch your back
Cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute
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>>5692112
hun you'd be the first to go down
>>
>all these murder plans
I have nothing to fear.
None of you is destined to kill me.
>>
>>5692131
no that dead animal on her head needs to be the first to go
>>
>>5692127
>>5692109

Fuuuuuuck.

>>5692126

Sorry, slutboi
I'll grip your saber, but i won't, uh

i don't know enough about starwars for this
Just let me be silly on the internet
>>
>>5692124

What'd you do for the anniversary? Get banged against a wall?

:3c
>>
>>5692131
Where am I on the list?
>>
>>5692117
I honestly can't wait till Kleppe comes out as mtf
>>
>>5692109
If he wasn't bald.....
>>5692146
Well there is that possibility of netflix and chill
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>>5692154
right under the reddi whip
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>tfw no bf
>>5692140
well duh, you don't have a bf either

I would kill to get a bf though
>>
>>5692140
>None of you is destined to kill me.
Except lonliness.
>>
>>5692161

>only a possibility

I mean, I guess technically.
Only if my mister suddenly says no.
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>>5692142
>trying to come for Hottie

sweetie...
>>
>>5692140
none of these hoes can go a day without catching an STI because they tried to fuck themselves with a screwdriver

so, we're pretty safe anon tbqh
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>>5692130
You ok?

>>5692148
As if. I cooked dinner and he got flowers because he knows shit like that embarrasses the living fuck out of me. We may or may not have watched Space Jam for old time's sake.
>>
>>5692171
what is your age and where are you from?
>>
Life really is shit though tbqh.
>>
>>5692169
Well at least reddit gets it before me
Phew
>>
>post picture of self on tumblr, not tagging it gpoy or selfie or whatever
>suddenly a note
>it's a random blog full artsy photos and naked women
>didn't even follow me
What did he mean by this?
Is it a mean joke?
>>
>>5692074

but my college course is pretty much all boys and honestly guys are always nice to me and willing hang out even though i'm a dweeb

on the other hand pletty of girls have said mean things about me and acted like catty bitches.

plus it seems like women bully each other to the extrreme
>>
>>5692189
show us the pic
>>
>>5692171
>>5692172
Why must you hurt me with these feels?
>>
>>5692185
Marry me tbqh
>>
>>5692190
Dude gay guys are extremely cool compared to women. Women will pretend to be your friend for years and months than betray you randomly.
Girls will literally talk shit for hours about someone than when they see that person they will be like GIRRRLLL I LOVE YOU GIRLLL!

Females are seriously the most disgusting creature on this planet all of them.

I never want to hear a gay guy complain. Even when you guys are bitchy and drama its still nothing.
>>
>>5692185
if only I could be a gaucho and ride horses in patagonia
>>
>>5692207
>all these retarded stereotypes
>>
>>5692194
It's just a face pic and I'm not cute
>>
>>5692207
do you only hang around mascbros
>>
>>5692216
I bet you are super cute.
>>
>>5692228
he used the word 'dude,' so we can assume he does.
>>
>>5692212
I can give you real life examples. Women are horrible. That's why mtfs are more common because its the easier lifestyle. They can manipulate and control things. Masculinity is seriously something that isn't even worth being.

Its impossible to avoid even if youre six foot 11. I've heard people from all types go off on just the most disgusting horrible shit women do to people.
>>
>>5692183
lel, wouldn't you want to know

I'm 23 and I live in the actual Hell
>>5692196
for research of course
>>
>>5692237
Yeah, I don't give a shit. I can also give you real life examples of women being nice, understanding and compassionate too.
You sound like a retarded straight teenager who has been rejected by a girl.
>>
how tranny is it to shave your stomach hair because you don't like it?
>>
>>5692262
Its cute
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>>5692262
It's blasphemy.
>>
>>5692258
Their niceness is phony as fuck. Of course they are going to be nice to us gays. They us guys as accessories to make themselves look like loving people.

>hey girls heres my GAY friend
>did I mention my GAY friend?
>my buddy is GAY I love GAY people there's nothing weird about him being GAY XD


They will create problems and make gay people look themselves look motherly when they cause the problems.
>>
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>>5692262
What's the use in shaving it? If you shave it it's just going to grow back twice as long
>>
>>5692288
That's a myth Jerry
>>
>>5692269
Oh look who it is.
>>
>>5692293
Hi
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>>5692288
Look at it! LOOK AT IT!
>>
>tfw no kendrick lamar bf
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>>5692299
You know who this is, J.

>>5691424
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>>5692292
well, have you ever shaved it?
>>
>>5692302

am i allowed to be incredibly attracted even if i'm not a bear
>>
>>5692315
Post abs and drive us crazy desu :3
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>>5692322
Well duh.
>>
>>5692327
Joshie, pls.

I posted my thighs, though. What a fucking faggot, huh?
>>
>>5692331
ewwwwwwwwwwww
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>>5692327
Im not that guy but I think you're extremely sexy tbqh...
>>
>>5692331
Grandfather, please stop.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6767029
http://strawpoll.me/6767029
http://strawpoll.me/6767029
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>>5692343
>Asking if long hair is hotter than short.
Bitch please. I have a whole fucking folder full of long-haired qts.
>>
>>5692343
>femboys
neither
>>
>>5692334
We demand MORE! youre sexy as fug

>>5692337
m-me? Why thank you anon!
>>
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>>5692357
that's what i'm talking about senpai
>>
>tfw just secured a super qt first date on valentines
can you buy a gay man flowers?
>>
>>5692369
Depends on the gay man. I'd rather have a potted plant, but flowers are a nice gesture.
>>
>>5692365
Look at you, lad.

And you were having a cry last night that you're not a looker.
>>
>>5692358
rip :(
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