old people be picking up on the super young ones
and then they die
and then the young ones try to pick up young tops but young tops have twinks to fuck, and so the used and useless middle aged bottoms kill themselves
thank you for listening to my poem
I had a dream as a child about being a demon.
It was quite cool.
Can I be like an assistant to some kind of greater demon?
Can I have some cool wings and red skin?
Can I have red eyes?
Can I have a demon twink as a bf?
Can I renounce them and be a morally grey character, independent acting from both heaven and hell?
Can I be a stealth expert and merge with the shadows to become invisible?
Im scared of demons.
Im scared of brutal death.
Im scared of swimming.
Im scared of driving.
Im the biggest loser here.
>>yfw you witness demons when urban exploring with the bf edition
I really want to go urban exploring.
Who wants to come with me and more important:
Do you know some cool locations?
>im scared of swimming
lifeguard reporting in
also reminder not to let fat people swim, trying to perform a spinal roll on them will actually cause the lifeguard to drown tbqh
>tfw when they're tearing down all the cool abandoned military buildings near me
>mfw I played so much stealth games that shadows and darkness make me feel safe
I even look a bit like Garrett, he is not exactly the most attractive, but that gives him character.
>I know a 100 yr old heritage site filled with asbestos that's getting blown up by the end of the year
I am a bit freakish about asbestos after I heard about it's attributes.
>tfw I was never in the really cool locations like your pic, or the secret nazi tunnels rumored to still be under Germany
I'm looking for new apps. Already use Growlr and Scruff. Is Daddyhunt and Jack'd any good?
>Almost drowned three times
Irish is there something that you have done successfully? Like open a box of cereal and poured it into a bowl without it spilling everywhere? Anything at all?
No idea about daddy hunt but
Jackd is full of Asian
Hornet is full of Latinos
Yeah I've done stuff
Won boxing, Judi and mma tournaments
Don't worry baby, we will wear government issued gasmasks given out for the explosion because if the asbestos dust
I've posted my voice before
Im really self conscious about it desu
I just don't talk about the positive stuff because gg doesn't like martial arts it seems
And when I talk about my writing people get bitchy so it's a tough line
Thinking about it, I should get back into photography, came second in a competition across Ireland
That's really awesome tbqh... i love buildings and breaking into places. We should go exploring sometime that would be awesome.
I enjoy decay also in buildings and communities and bodies no edgy intended but it looks cool.
You know how to fight also...you're so cool and you sound hot...;~;
Teach me to swim...
>Hey brah watch the super bowl yesterday? Did you see that faggot Cam Newton get BTFO?
that beautiful beard ,those blue eyes...
Why cant I find a older bf like this?
Marlon Brando's been dead for several years, Anon. He didn't say that to you. Also, that photograph is from half a century ago, so he couldn't have watched the super bowl yesterday.
Post wurst, klein boy.
like dating a twink
you feel mentally drained all the time because they're so emotionally abusive
but horny all the time as well, and they never actually satiate your lusts
anyone else actually seen demons here?
to me they appear almost shapeless and completely devoid of all light, like just a black form on the brink of my field of vision, and not visible at all if I look straight at them - though they stay fully visible just to fuck with me sometimes
I've managed to avoid them so far, but I'm still pretty afraid for I don't know what they have in store for me in the future
I'm chatting to a really sweet guy on tinder and I wanted to invite him on a date. He's never been on a date before and I want to show him a great time. Normally I'd just take him to a nice cocktail bar, but I want to do something a little more interesting. Any ideas?
Depends where you live. City? If so, take him bowling or some similar activity, even better if it has more privacy.
And then go for coffee/icecream/desserts somewhere. Should be a bakery nearby tbqh.
And then kiss him while walking with him in a park. And then tell him to get fucking lost and take a taxi home
have you ever considered that maybe it's because we've got trannies on one side spewing their propaganda and projecting their insecurities, and we've got gays lumping us in with them and telling us we're one of them
self fulfilling prophecy senpai
making them sweet form gains lads
pls be in london
that's not what i'm saying, what i'm saying is if you project it onto people all the time, and make excuses for it being true, you can hardly be surprised that some people get confused or question it all.
exhausting, confusing, satisfying and complete.
you will never be able to see eye to eye but you are fulfilling your biological imperative, God's plan, and society's expectations of you.
It seems like a lot of work to learn and eat right and the shame of having bad form would be strong and also there is no legit gym within 30 minutes of where I live (ie a gym with legit weights/not planet fitness/a women's gym/etc.) and also I am lazy
c'mon brah, just try a little bit of this creatine, i swear it's legal
You sound like youre trying to think of excuses
Why dont you get a qt gymrat bf and get him to teach you how to workout?
>Senpai doesn't lift
Is it true? Is my Senpai really a twink? ; __ ;
>tfw no cheesy bf
...actually that's a pretty good feel tbqh
>he actually is a hideous demon
do you at least act the part? or are you just another pushover?
why do people not go on swimming dates anymore
i just want to take a man into the water and swim away from him and then he grabs my ankle and pulls me in an violently drowns me and then fucks me while im unconscious and when I wake up he puts a collar on me and drags me back to his home
Mostly at home.
At school I don't have time to be a brooding miserable hater who wants to bring an end to all things happy.
If I had the power I'd steal all love on Valentine's Day just out of spite.
>son, why do you not have any friends
>son, why do you not have a girlfriend
>son, why do you never go out
>son, why don't you get off the internet
>son, why don't you take your studies more seriously
>son, why are you so different from the other guys your age
>son, why do you not have any goals
>son, why are you so moody
>son, why are you so unhappy
I mean obvs most of those are bullshit but
>son, why don't you take your studies more seriously
>son, why do you not have any goals
are legit concerns. Just join a club or a society or something, anything to get you out of the house sometimes. the alternative is unhealthy.
I'll eat you for breakfast like breakfast and then poop you out like breakfast. And then I shall mold it into the shape of your body and feed you yourself. You will EAT SHIT and the SHIT WILL BE YOU.
I am in college. Shouldn't that be enough?
Sure, I have no idea what the hell I am doing. But I'm not a NEET. My grades are good enough.
I have no idea why my parents NEED me to be happy. It just seems so fucking hypocritical to me, because they do everything they can to make sure I am unhappy, even if they don't realize it.
I'm not the fighting type kohai, I'm the dorky loving type. And I already have someone to love and be loved by.
Why does your house look so wonky?
Why would you expect him to do anything else? His mom has the exact same sense of humor, too. His family is so nice and normal and I'm just over here trying not to swear or talk too much about the weird shit I normally talk about. They apparently like me, though.
You actually made me laugh. You're alright by me.
>thought my husbando was just enough for me mentally
>denied humans and friendships for three years completely detatching myself from humanity
>fall for nearly every boy on the internet.
>realize that maybe I should just accept that I am a normie who needs human connections
I want a bf...
>being a hideous troll looking guy
>only fantasizing about taking revenge on the whole world
when I was 16 I carried the tombstone of my then-teacher's newly dead kid on front of her house
at my last workplace I put yoghurt cartons on all available platforms and held back laughter once they started popping one by one. rotten yoghurt everywhere once a week lmao
none of that tops the single most worthy of my accomplishments though: the botched bucket prank
>put bucket full of ice cold water on top of slightly opened door just like in cartoons
>mark opens the door
>the bucket doesn't flip over like it does in cartoons
>the mark gets like 50 Newtons of force but on his neck and in an all wrong angle
>gtfo and never see the guy again
I probably killed the guy but I don't give a fuck
>he just wants to vlog
Let me vomit for a second.
Ok, as long as he isn't gonna vlog about something original like Nazi propaganda, 9/11, the zombie apocalypse, or murdering the Queen of England, he should just not do it.
just remember I didn't do shit to you end the end
Join me and we can rule this general together
If you were a beaaaaaar~
I'd think that you'd understaaaaand~
>tfw no bf
well duh, you don't have a bf either
I would kill to get a bf though
>post picture of self on tumblr, not tagging it gpoy or selfie or whatever
>suddenly a note
>it's a random blog full artsy photos and naked women
>didn't even follow me
What did he mean by this?
Is it a mean joke?
but my college course is pretty much all boys and honestly guys are always nice to me and willing hang out even though i'm a dweeb
on the other hand pletty of girls have said mean things about me and acted like catty bitches.
plus it seems like women bully each other to the extrreme
Dude gay guys are extremely cool compared to women. Women will pretend to be your friend for years and months than betray you randomly.
Girls will literally talk shit for hours about someone than when they see that person they will be like GIRRRLLL I LOVE YOU GIRLLL!
Females are seriously the most disgusting creature on this planet all of them.
I never want to hear a gay guy complain. Even when you guys are bitchy and drama its still nothing.
I can give you real life examples. Women are horrible. That's why mtfs are more common because its the easier lifestyle. They can manipulate and control things. Masculinity is seriously something that isn't even worth being.
Its impossible to avoid even if youre six foot 11. I've heard people from all types go off on just the most disgusting horrible shit women do to people.
Yeah, I don't give a shit. I can also give you real life examples of women being nice, understanding and compassionate too.
You sound like a retarded straight teenager who has been rejected by a girl.
Their niceness is phony as fuck. Of course they are going to be nice to us gays. They us guys as accessories to make themselves look like loving people.
>hey girls heres my GAY friend
>did I mention my GAY friend?
>my buddy is GAY I love GAY people there's nothing weird about him being GAY XD
They will create problems and make gay people look themselves look motherly when they cause the problems.
What's the use in shaving it? If you shave it it's just going to grow back twice as long
Im not that guy but I think you're extremely sexy tbqh...
>Asking if long hair is hotter than short.
Bitch please. I have a whole fucking folder full of long-haired qts.