gaygen: tfw no bf edition

first for farts

>>5689667
I really get this thread

It's like putting a powerful engine in a stock Toyota Tercel. What will you accomplish? You'll blow out the drive train, the clutch, the transmission, etc., because those factory parts aren't designed to handle the power of an engine much more powerful than the factory installed engine.

Push-ups basically only train the chest muscles and to some extent, the triceps. What you really want to do is train your entire body, all the major muscle groups (chest, back, abdomen, legs, shoulders and arms) at the same time, over the course of a workout.

Dont be a retard, work out like a normal person and not a fucking mongoloid.

>>5689685

whoops meant for
>>5689661
>>5689603

its literally the most retarded thing I have read for a long time

doing that many pushups regularly will
>result in muscular imbalances and result in you being very easily injured
>result in barely any muscle growth compared to effort expended
>destroy your joints in the long term
>take ages to do

its like that stupid one punch man meme but IRL. Dont listen to that guy.

>just saw a tranny and his/her "gender-fluid" cis gf on chaturb8
You know, with all the bs that gets posted on /lgbt/, it's amazing when you see a tranny and a cis girl side by side IRL, esp. when the girl is a masc female, lesbian types like the one I just saw. Starting to believe that trannies who can truly pass are just a myth. Not that this really matters in any way but its just odd when you see reality juxtaposed against the crap on /lgbt/.

/blog

>>5689697
tbqh those that pass, pass. That's really it, you don't know. Those that don't are extremely obvious, even when 'trying'.

It's kind of like the happy monogamous gay 'normal' couple. No one knows they exist because they're living their lives without being obnoxious flamers adopting 500 babies from africa.

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>tfw no bf

>>5689697

>>5689707
Beat me to it.

>>5689707
>>5689711
nah, what I'm saying is that this person would've "passed"... until you saw them side by side with a real girl, then it's like, "holy shit, that's totally a dude."

>>5689725
How is that passing then lol
Whole point of passing is so even when near other women they don't look like total dudes.

that feeling when I cant use my trip on my friends computer and I dont want them to know what my trip is

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>20
>college nearly over
>still a kissless virgin

where did it all go so wrong?
how did i fuck things up so hard?

>>5689737
>care about virginity
>doesn't get on grindr and get fucked by the first guy who messages you
ummmmm?

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I solved this puzzle in 9:52, with 8 seconds to spare. I shouted so loudly a teacher from downstairs came up to complain.

Have a go, its rather fun!

When you decode it, post the 12th word of the plaintext message and I can tell you if its right or wrong.

PS: dont bother googling for answers, this puzzle was only just released - there wont be any way to "cheat" i dont think

>>5689737
>20
There's still hope anon, go out and slay some bp

>>5689685
No one's telling him not train his whole body, but he should focus on his chest, as that's clearly what needs the most work as indicated in his photo.

Feel free to post a real photo of your body if you think weight training is so fucking good.

>>5689688

>bodyweight exercises done properly can cause muscular imbalance

Usually only weighted-based exercises can do those things, even if you're doing them properly. They cause much more injuries than bodyweight exercises have ever done. Why do you think all these athletes constantly suffer injuries and eventually have to retire due to pain/injuries...it's due to their weight training routines.

Bodyweight exercises will always be the safest form of exercise and can give the same results as weight-training if you know what you're doing. Feel free to post a photo of yourself and much better of a body you have than the one I developed through bodyweight exercises.

>>5689737
you're on 4chan
nuff said amiright lelelelelelelelelelele

>>5689732
my point exactly. its a myth.

>>5689752
but how

>>5689765
he's lying to you, you're already past gay death (18), so you might as well just become a wizard now

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remember no romance without finance

>>5689767
i guess
being a virgin by 20 is fucking pathetic
there has to be something deeply wrong with me
honestly i was distraught even to reach 18 and still be one
bearing in mind i havent even fucking kissed anyone

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>>5689754

>Point 1
"No one's telling him not to train his whole body"
Except you said: '1000 x pushups a day and you'll have the perfect chest'. There is no reference there for a balanced and sustainable workout plan. The fact you would lie about this shit when I can go back and see what you posted with less than 2 clicks astounds me.

>Point 2
"Only weighted exercises cause injury"
What the fuck. Is that why my physio prescribed me and my grandfather weightlifting as a solution to upper back joint problems? I would like to see a source for this that isnt "your ass".

>"Why do you think all these athletes constantly suffer injuries and eventually have to retire due to pain/injuries"

Oh yeah, athletes who are pushing themselves to literally the limit of human ability 24/7. I wonder why they get injuries??? And do you think that gymnasts or runners don't get injured just as much? Another supposition yanked out of your rear with no substantiation. This is an example of an Anecdotal Fallacy and an Appeal to Probability fallacy - two formal fallacies, not even inconsequential informal fallacies.

On the subject of informal fallacies, your posts are littered with them. They are selfevident and, like i said, inconsequential, so I think I can leave them for the reader to note.

>Point 3
>Bodyweight exercises will always be the safest form of exercise and can give the same results as weight-training if you know what you're doing

Where is your source for this? This is something which is completely unqualified, yet you shit it out into your closing line like its some kind of be-all and end-all of your argument? I don't think a single person on the planet outside of scam websites promising "six packs fast" has ever said that calisthenetics are more effective than weight training - because it just fucking isnt. The only justification of choosing bodyweight training over weights is if you want to develop balance and specific gymnastic moves.

For fucks sake.

>>5689779
relax kid, i waited till 18 or 19 to go the whole way. then went crazy with it. you'll be sucking dicks by the dozen soon enough.

>>5689810

Naw e's fucked.
Metaphorically speaking, of course.

I just used Nair and my butt is so smooth. Too bad this is a blue board because I'm feeling the urge to show it off

>>5689839

You can link to imgur and that's safe.

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>>5689839

>tfw fuzzy butt

you made a big mistake, kiddo

>>5689846
>>5689839
watch
>>5688936
Hairy butts are best butts.

>>5689844
http://i.imgur.com/j73730P.jpg

>>5689863
L O N D O N

>>5689863

Wow, damn, looks ready for porn

>>5689863

haha i know who this is :*

>>5689866
u wot m8

>>5689863

What did you use to take the picture?

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>>5689879

>>5689800

You can believe what you want. I'll continue to do what works for me and spread the knowledge of how push-ups workout the entire upper body because that's what they've clearly done for me.

>>>/fit/35932519

>>5689878
deetz. don't worry i'm a doctor.

>>5689888

>mfw 3 posts already shitting on you
>mfw i havent even posted there yet

L O L

>>5689878
no you don't

>>5689863
mods
this is child porn
mods
mods

>>5689957
I'm 20, anon

>>5689965
ya ok and im price ajjerbagina

>>5689062
>>5689088
>>5689166
I hope so, too. Thanks.

>go to classes
>spend the whole time covertly texting him
>when I'm not doing that I'm day dreaming like some damn school girl
>he teases me for for not paying attention
>for some reason too excited to see him later to focus

I'm garbage.

>>5689888
Mirin. You look pretty good for a bodyweight routine.

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>>5689886

pls respond

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Is a bf too much to ask for

>>5689994

>10 years of training

>>5689886
>>5689995
Samsung Galaxy S6 front camera.

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>>5689888
Your routine and diet sounds pretty similar as pic related.

>>5690003
According to the other thread the pic is ten years old too. I guess we'll find out if he ever posts a current one.

>>5690000
yes
quads agree tbqh

>>5690021
>t. man who never posts updated images and still uses the ones from last year
>t. man who also hasn't changed weight at all since last year
>t. man who talks a big game but can't back it up

I can go on ffffffffffffffffffam

>>5690003

those pics were taken in Apr/2006, 8 months after I started training in 2005, and I was only doing 150 push-ups/250situps a day in the morning

I now do 1000 push-ups 5 days a week, dropped the sit-ups, and added running/sprinting 1hr a day and am much bigger.

>Got sick
>dropped 6 pounds in two days
>Back in the gym
>weak as shit
Somebody hold me.
But not to hard, I'm but a fragile skellington.

>>5690000
Maybe you should settle for cuddle buddy with benefits.

>>5690044
>Maybe you should settle for cuddle buddy with benefits.
I'd rather have this than a fuckbud t b h, where do I sign up for one?

>>5690038
I posted newer pics a couple days ago.
I'm down to 190, as per>>5690044
I fully admit to not being able to back up shit. kek

>>5690048
The first step of the application is to post naked pics on /gaygen/

>>5690054

You don't need the gym. Do push-ups. Lots of them.

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>>5690062
I did that a while ago, stop lying

>>5690063

lmao

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>>5690044
Yes, whither away into the skeleton you were born to be!

>>5689667
tfw no daddy in oregon to fuck you

>>5690063
I've been meaning too. My grandpa used to start every day with 100, before breakfast.
He was never swole by any means but he made it to 87, eating lard sandwiches every day, so there must be something to it.

>>5690065
I missed them. Post moar.

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>>5690083
liar

Why aren't you in the porn industry GG?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv-moxTjmlI

>>5690086
i used to dream about it tbqh
but i stopped looking like a 12 year old and my body is average in every way, so that ship sailed a long time ago

>>5689988
das qt. you going to let him in ur butt? :3

I just want someone to cuddle and watch x-files with :(

>>5690092

>implying average faces/bodies people wouldn't identify with more and want to become the mainstream

Look at all these average/fat people who've gained notoriety for being avergate/fat even though they aren't talented..like that one un-funny comedian Amy Schumer?

>>5690103
i started to rewatch it a couple nights ago and i only got 30 minutes into the pilot before i was like "i'm not doing this to myself again"
mulder pronounced oregon as ore-ra-gone like 14 times

>>5690108
>un-funny comedian amy schumer
subjective :^)
anyway, i'm content just having my cheeky little blog, i don't think i could actually handle getting banged for $$$

>>5690074
I'd rather be dead.
>>5690085
:(
>>5690086
Not a whole lot of porn studios in the rural midwest.

>>5690116
Ah, you see I'm British so these mispronunciations don't offend me.

I feel like I'm doing something wrong on dating shit.

Maybe I need new hobbies. But I'm sick of people saying running and working out is a hobby.

Then my ability to breathe easily through my nose or walk up stairs should be hobbies.

How does one start cooking as a hobby without wasting food?

>>5690086

Funny story.

A guy I met invited me. He was gonna fly me down around June last year, just said to lose 10 pounds. In correspondence, though, I wasn't talking about the 10 pounds, though, and he disappeared. I kind of assumed he'd assumed I'd not done it... which was a good enough assumption, because if it was right then so was he. I got the luxury of trying and failing.

Otherwise, this black-on-white site randomly messaged me once saying to meet them somewhere sketchy. And so, I thought it was sketchy. But also, the site was fucking horrifying - like "who's the slave now, bitch?!" type slogans... like, I don't wanna take part in selling the whole thug narrative shit, really. It's embarrassing.

>>5690086
Don't have a big enough d, or else I would.

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>>5690121
>I'd rather be dead
Well, that's cool too.

>>5690128
Baking is a fun start.

>>5690126
it doesn't offend me it just
hits the ear real weird, like he's some sort of lizard person pretending to be an american

>>5690128
>how does one start cooking as a hobby without wasting food
by eating what you cook :')
cooking is fun, and even doing simple things like learning to pan sear a fish or cook chicken can really give you a sense of accomplishment

Does gaygen have a map of users? I remember it used to but I haven't seen it anytime recently

>>5689750
did you post the wrong pic? thats not a puzzle mate

>>5690148
???
Are you blind?

>My buttpic has 40 views
I keep forgetting lurkers are a thing

>>5690142
David Duchovny confirmed for reptilian master race.

>>5690140
I can bake easily. I make delicious cake, and some of my foods that are basically baked turn out perfect like lasagna.

But >>5690142 also has a point. Maybe I should ask my mom for some help

>>5690086
I got offered to do films for a twink porn agency, because I did Chaturbate. Spoke to a guy that did films in the UK and Prague, wanted me to go there but i said I couldn't, so he said he'd contact me next time they were filming in the UK. About a month or two later he messaged me again and asked if i still did cam shows and I said no, basically he wanted to pay me for private shows.

I'm no longer a filthy degenerate though, to answer your question.

>>5690086

because of hiv, disgusting lust-filled people treating pornstars like sex toys, and most importantly JESUS

>>5690158
i've noticed that in cooking things usually seem a lot more daunting or complicated than they really are
i remember the first time i tried cooking fish i was like ??? but it was actually super simple
as long as you read your directions and set out all your ingredients and utensils before you start it shouldn't be all that hard to do most things

>>5690165
i got approached like that once on lj but it seemed sooooo sketchy

>>5690129
>>5690165
>>5690177


they were going to turn you into sex slaves...isn't that every gay guys dream to be fycked to death in a underground gay snuff film?

>>5689839
I just shaved, it's smooth af

I love it

>>5690188
Gross

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Guy I was going to hook up with cancelled on me at the last minute

>>5690203
poor taste detected, I presume you like shit caked ass hair?

>>5690185
Speak for yourself, anon.

>>5690137
At least we're on the same page.
>>5690154
Post it again, so we can make it 41.

>>5690205
Welcome to life. Do you want us to hold your hand through the process?

>>5690207
What is called bathing for 200 Aleck.

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>>5690212
Mean.

>>5690212
http://i.imgur.com/j73730P.jpg
Post-Nair butt

Just realized that there is a cute guy that probably thinks I'm cute and would date me somewhere on campus but I may never find him. GG how do I find him

>>5689667
I had a bf.
Never again.

>>5690185

I was sort of a sex slave for a while, too.
Not really, though. I had too much freedom, but then given the circumstances, that was a good thing.

If the latter offer had turned out badly, I'd probably just have been robbed.

But yeah. The course of my life would be considerably more impressive if I'd been abducted and sacrificed in the woods (and filmed all the while) at like 15.

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>tfw nicked my taint shaving

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Tfw no bf

>>5690185
ya that's the vibe i got which is why i did not respond

>>5690237
looks cute you disgusting slut
make sure you exfoliate every day or else you're in for a bad time when it starts growin back

>>5690253
i sliced my sack open once shaving
good times

>>5690185
>>5690177
it was all legit, the agency had social media accounts with photos of the team and actors and villa and stuff

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That feeling when a sexual partner of the male gender is not in your possession

>>5690097
Fuck, I don't know. I'm honestly a little nervous about the whole thing. I might try to go a little farther, but not that far. I'm still not even sure if that's something I'd want.

>>5690074

aids

>>5690229

ugly face

>>5690256


ugly

>>5690265
>facial hair


disgusting

>>5690258
Glad someone can relate ;_;

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>>5690273
don't worry you'll become an adult one day too

>>5690237
Cute. Not a bit fan of butthole pics though.
>>5690258
Done that a couple times. So much blood.

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>>5690273
Mfw ugly

>>5690148
>>5690153
THATS NOT A PUZZLE MATE

>>5690300

now you look like a miserable dyke

>>5690289
>facial hair
>muscles
>buzz cut

ewww

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>>5690318
>ewww
You must be 18 years or above to post on 4chan

Wow, I think I broke a knuckle on the wall.

i'm sick of seeing straight couples everywhere
i'm sick of hearing hetero love stories all the time

i hate heterosexual people

>>5690344

I'm sick of seeing anything.
I hate consciousness.

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Post your fictional husbando

>>5690300
you are cute as fuck, I can see that even though your expression is pretty weird

that is an impressive frown though

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>>5690360
>http://i.imgur.com/j73730P.jpg

>>5690380
oops didn't mean to quote the ass link

>>5690388
>"oops"
Fixed that for you.

>>5690265
>literally the normiest couple
>they dont ever look comfy
>they just look like GAP mannequins posed together

kind of feel bad for them more than I do the virgin neets on this board tbqh

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>>5690400
they are CUTE!

>>5690349
I'm in such despair I want to vomit

>>5690388
>>5690380
Lol.
It's on 73 views apparently

>>5690404
they look hollow

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how sad ;(

>>5690404
tbqh gray shirt can do so much better, and the more bearded dude isn't even that hairy

what
a
let
down

But they still look empty, like someone is literally forcing them to take these pictures
well actually if that was true they'd have more emotion than they do currently soooo

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>>5690411
>>5690419
tripod selfies can do that to you

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>>5690413
;____;'

>>5690426
E M P T Y

did their cat sell their souls for a tripod

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>>5690437
>did their cat sell their souls for a tripod

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https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/30763688/italian-phd-student-researching-in-egypt-suffered-inhuman-animal-like-torture-24-broken-bones-before-violent-death/

Italian gay PhD student researching in Egypt, suffered 'inhuman, animal-like' torture, 24 broken bones, before violent death

>tfw no big snuggly bear bf to hold me at night :(

> see total cute guy, nice bf material

> ignores my message

>still on Grindr for months afterwards

I want to message him again but it's always awkward

>>5690379
Thanks bb c:

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>>5690448
Terminal gayface.

>>5690406

It's been long enough that I've gotten over the inability to cry or to purge. But sometimes I resent how it relates to others screaming at me. I guess I still fume resentment, and maybe it's just an illusion that I feel as though I do it more quietly. Though being right could make it a condition of not caring.

Hey gaygen does this guy sound gay to you? Or bi
>no gf but lots of female friends
>slightly flamboyant
>said something about beyonces power
>told me he enjoyed the thought of me spread eagle
But
>told a female friend of mine he wasn't gay over snapchat when she asked him jokingly

>>5690466

Closet case, or bi, or straight but possessed by a gay ghost

>No Grindr on windows phones
>Guyspy is fucking dreadful and full of old weirdos that randomly send me dick picks without even introducing themselves first..
>forever alone windows fag achieved.

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>>5690426
personally I only follow one couple on insta, and it's https://www.instagram.com/poseidonisback/

well its mostly just selfies of that dude, but when he posts couple shots I get creeped out by his boyfriend but I'm living for it tbqh

>>5690477
He looks annoying as fuck.

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>>5690477
hmm they look cu-
>nipple is literally rotting

>>5690481
He gave me a semi hard on(dat body). I bet you like guys that look like girls.

>>5690466

Closet desu

>>5690471
What should I do? I think he wants to be friends with me, I'm trying to arrange a study session or something inconspicuous

>>5690476
>GuySpy

Kek

>>5690486
Messy, but hysterical.

I wonder how fucked up nipple ring dude is legitimately though.

>>5690466
>>told a female friend of mine he wasn't gay over snapchat when she asked him jokingly
I'm closeted and I would never ever tell a girl that I am gay.

>>5690489
>>5690502
Any advice on opening that door a little? I'm pretty masc/straight acting etc but I think he knows I'm a fag

>>5690448
Serves him right for enabling and spending money on Arab rats. WWIII when?! Can't wait to reenact Myanmar in Arabia.

>>5690513
Yeah ask him to whip out his dick.

>>5690513

Hang out as bros and once in a while drop some gay shit into conversation so he knows for real just what a massive homo you are

Then do a lil light flirting to test the waters

If he's a closet fag you'll know

>>5689667
I lost my bf and in the process I lost my friend, too.
He says he wanted to keep me around but anytime I ask if he wants to hang I get excuses, or he says he's with his new toyboy.
How did he become so infatuated with some guy he literally met two months ago, that he completely forgot about me and even his other friends and family?

>>5690513
>Any advice on opening that door a little? I'm pretty masc/straight acting etc but I think he knows I'm a fag
Well. what I think would 100% work on me is if you complimented me and told me you were gay and interested.

If that's too direct, tell him if he wants to come to your place and hang out. Make friends with him, then either ask him or if you are too much of a pussy, wear an lgbt armband, I never tried that though.

>At work, I usually walk leaning forward with clenched fists.
>"Anon, why do you always walk like you're angry?"
>"H-heh, no reason, I just do..."
>Go home
>Sashay around the apartment, swishing my ass and making super faggy hand gestures.

Anyone else have to cram themselves into the closet just to be taken seriously at work?

https://www.instagram.com/derekbinsack/
>some ugly balding man is fucking derek
lifes over

>>5690546
>bf
>friend
NEVER EVER

>>5690551
No. I work for the NHS, gayness is embraced there. Feels good man.

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>bf is coming over to fug later
>desperately want to jerk off

I found some really decent porn too :(

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>>5690551
>Sashay around the apartment, swishing my ass and making super faggy hand gestures.

I'd love to watch that.

>>5690551
you're probably never taken seriously at work anyways

>>5690560
lmao jerk off
and then disappoint him by struggling to maintain an erection

>>5690560
Think of your grandmother's wrinkly, calloused, crusty vagina, anon. That should stem the urge.

>>5690551

I lost my second job cos I'm too pretty.

impossible to not assume every thai man is gay

>>5690558
See, discrimination isn't allowed here either, but it still happens. I can't be fired for it, but there are a lot of older supervisors here who can fuck up my career track if I'm overtly gay.

>>5690568
>and then disappoint him by struggling to maintain an erection
This is usually what happens because I tend to fap at least twice a day
>>5690572
th-thanks

>>5690544
>>5690547
I've only seen a couple of times, and at school sanctioned events. I'm also a social autist. Should I try to set something up online? We've talked via Twitter a few times

>>5690568
>you're probably never taken seriously at work anyways
Probably not, but I'm damn useful around here.

>>5690586
>t. the most useless employee they've ever had but won't fire because you'd make a huge gay fuss

>>5690575
You don't say.
>>5690577
Same with brits and frenchies.

>>5690590
They can't fire me just because. Union, baby!

>>5690595
>Same with brits and frenchies.
Fucking this, Brits especially seem to be unanimously faggy.

>>5690595

>tfw british

i w i s h

>>5690597
ugh even worse

>>5690595
Yeah, pretty much. Frenchies are all just baguette looking cigar smoking homosessuals.

Thai, the language, just sounds homosexual as fuck.

>>5690604
Am British, can confirm.

>>5690608
100% of the brits I know are gay.
Course I only know them through /gaygen/ but that's beside the point.

>>5690611
>Thai, the language, just sounds homosexual as fuck.
Maybe it has some correlation to do with the high numbers of ladyboys.

Today I am letting myself be affected by homophobic opinions.

>>5690617

My mister did a study of that for one of his classes
Their cultural understanding of gender, pre-european influence, is a lot different than the current american one.

I've had 15g of fibre today
Is that a lot

>>5690595

I do say, ye shitesnacker.

>>5690624

It's an ok amount.

>>5690613

ey senpai hook a bruvver up, eh?

>>5690617
>high numbers of ladyboys.
Nahh, it's because of the Vietnam war, prostitution ,poverty and not sense of shame or value in masculinity(or inthemselves). These people prostitute everything from their wives, kids, family, their bodies and self worth.

>>5690551
This is literally me except i dont walk like i'm angry

i just act like a man at work, even if i am a little faggot.

>>5690630
Where you at? Also top or bottom?

>>5690636
I could see that. All the proud ones probably starved.
>>5690639
That sounds pretty cute, famm

>>5690613
Know any tall guys that would want a plain looking blonde guy whose of average not fat but not skinny build and has a bunch of anxiety issues?

>>5690577
same with Californians

How easily influenced are your cases in men by your exs?

Before my ex I was only into men of darker complexion. Beefy and ripped Mediterranean or Persian men were my vice. Now, however, I find myself really into blonde, kind looking guys who are just a tad over weight. Yesterday I realised that I was basically shopping for clones of my ex. It freaked me out a little bit.

>>5690662
The only tall guy in the UK I can think of is Chromia.
I don't know if he'd be cool with me giving out his info, but you should hit him up if you see him on here.

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>that one fat fuck who won't leave me alone
why are fatties so disgusting both physically and mentally?

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Hi boys

This edition speaks to me. Im really sunburnt and have to the psychologist pls help

>>5690640

you daft cunt

>>5690687
Ikr .
>>5690681
A little but I'm more avoidant
I want people who look different other wise I get reminded of him
It's been so long that I'm not affected and black haired, hairy otters are back on the menu (I wish)

>>5690693
I meant where in the UK, you bullocks swallowing mingelicker.

>>5690300
desu if you stopped that weird frowning face you'd be cute as fuck

you look a bit like this guy: https://i.imgur.com/l6cqGBJ.jpg

>>5690714
Not that anon, but I'm in the Themes Valley region myself.

>>5690300
I think ur a cute, should get a better haircut tho :p

>>5690300
you have a big nose and gay hair

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>>5690640
this is for you,Ann. you seem very thirsty

>>5690714

>bullocks

you mean "bollocks", mate

decent effort though, you gave it some wally. 6/10 for effort.

>>5690735
>all you fags trying to speak like chavs

What is this? 2005? Chavs are long dead. It's all about roadmen now

>>5690687
same here
but instead it's a mid-thirties dude

like I don't restrict age messaging because there are some pretty fun older dudes, but man all these desperate mid-30 year olds need to chill the fuck out

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>>5690714
>bullocks
. lol

>>5690745
whats a chav
whats a roadmen

>>5690729
You should hit up. S U R R E Y anon.
Unless you are surreyanon, in which case you should book a flight to chicago, right now.

>>5690734
Much appreciated.
Not actually that thirsty, I'm trying to pimp out my friends in the UK to anonymous strangers.
>>5690735
Thanks m8. It was the best I could do on short notice.

>>5690759
Go down to Enfield town after 10 and you'll see what a roadman is

>>5690754
kek

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> QT ripped manlet at the gym
>Took more than a few peeks
>TFW also a manlet

Am I thirsting or just 'mirin my new ideal body?

>>5690771
>Enfield town
I also don't know what that is tbqh

foreigners get out this is a taiwanese secession board

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>>5690734
>haw haw le thurst meeym

What is this fucking 2012?

>>5690771
Sounds hot
Don't they sweep the streets? :^)

>>5690777

hey im at the gym rn too

>tfw hit a 115kg squat pr but my phone fell over so i have no video to show you guys
:( might go for another set t b h

>>5690783
>ironic le exaggerating posting
Who the fuck are you to ask what year it is?

>>5690471
>straight but possessed by a gay ghost
lolwut?

>>5690783

Did you just take a dip in the ocean bc you are s a l t y

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>>5690790
Someone too fabulous for you, clearly.

>>5690750
I've met a lot of mid thirties dudes who just worked through their 20s and can't even function like human beings anymore, let alone attract a bf

like wtf

>>5690822
I feel bad, but most of them don't even look functional. Like giant 30 year old potatoes.

>>5690822

It's great stuff.
Everyone's got to pass on the resentment.

>>5690788
Way higher than me. My personal best squat is 215lbs (97.5 kg) and that was last year. I haven't lifted in 8 months so I'm starting from scratch...at 60lb (27kg)

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>>5690802
I walked Bob Dylan up on stage, who the fuck are you?
I knew the grateful dead in 1966, who the FUCK ARE YOU?
YOU'RE NOTHING.
YOU
ARE
NOTHING

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>>5689667
>mfw never allowed to even have a sample taste of the rainbow ;_;

okay guys going for a deadlift PR, wish me luck

>>5690879
good luck, hope you don't let out a little poop in your wrestling panties.

>>5690651
not cute though. In private with a guy I am usually pretty shy and more passive, but when i'm at work i need respect as a man.

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>>5690830
I don't even feel bad for them. You gotta get when the getting's good

These ~35 y/o fucks that are just now trying to get with a guy? You already made your grave, now lie in it too.

>>5690551

I couldn't hide my femininity if I tried

How many messages/span of time can you send a guy before you assume they are ignoring you?

>>5690925
Well they clearly can't afford to be picky so they might as well just hook up with each other instead of chasing after younger guys that don't want them.

>>5690925
>tfw done for but okay with it
Strangely this is the most attractive I've ever felt

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>>5690932
>Change of wardrobe
>Decapitation
Done.

>>5690947
personally if I'm having a conversation with a guy and I send a message which he doesn't reply to within 30 minutes I block him

But seriously, I think you are only allowed to send one "hey what's up?" message 2 days after he's stopped replying to remind him you still exist. Anything more than that and you look like a clingy, desperate bitch.
You lost him, sorry.

>>5690958

You're so mean, maton.

> nice guy messages you

>Comes in super strong and little desperate with his fedora tipping and gay equivalent of "m'lady"

Never realized gays had white knights.

>>5690949
Unfortunately there's an ocean of twinks with daddy issues that reinforce their idea that they can get young guys.

>>5690947
2 at absolute best, but for rare occurrences tbqh

>>5690981
What's the gay equivalent of mlady?

>>5690925
oh wow where did you find that pic of me.
>tfw gay undead

>>5690975

I wonder why people can't just be up front and say "not interested, sorry"

Like 80 percent of my messages are just intros

>>5690988
m'bussy

>>5690932
Tbbh, I always misgender you and booger in my head. I don't post it or do it to be mean, but my gut reaction is to think of both in terms of "she." This is probably more offensive to booger than you.

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>>5690988
M'lord.
My liege.

>>5690953
post pics, I'm sure we can utterly destroy your newly found confidence ;)
>>5690988
m'lord

Testing

>>5690925
ftfy, I'm 21 and look younger than my 18 year old bf.

>>5690988

*kisses hand*

I'd love to take you out to an evening of nice dinner and a dessert followed by a polite kiss on the cheek.

He comes off as an elderly sociopath who learned all about human dating from old serials

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>>5691000
>mfw I pronounced that word

>>5690988

M'sir

>>5690988
My good sir

>>5689667
>tfw no pure virgin husbando to devote my life to ;_;

>>5691019
you sound awful
>>>>>>>>/craigslist/

>>5691004

Yeah, I'm female at least roughly half the time although almost certainly never when i'm posting here.

>>5691014
>>5691000

holy shit, my sides

>>5691015
M'sissy is probably more correct

>>5690990
Why do you still post here nobody likes you.

>>5690993
I try and say "sorry, not interested" as often as possible, but it gets tiresome desu.
One time I said "sorry not interested" to a guy on grindr and he flipped the fuck out. Started calling me ugly and said he only wanted to fuck me because I was close. Said I looked like an elk or a character from harry potter. I just replied "haha" and he blocked me.

>>5691014
>>5691023
*tips condom*
stay moist m'bussies.

>>5690841
You can taste my rainbow bb.
The first taste is free.
>>5690879
Good luck m8.
>>5690904
Who wouldn't want a guy who's a strong hardworking man during the day, and a sissy faggot at night?
Like some sort of cute, werehomo.

>>5691010
no thx

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>>5691027

M'semen

>>5691036

lmao

>>5691022
Isn't Craigslist for hookups?

>>5691034
>character from Harry Potter

>bad

People are weird

>>5690993
I feel really really really bad and can't bear to tell people to fuck off honestly.

Like, the dude at least messaged you and even if you say "not interested" they still take offense and you sound like a major bitch. So I just end up conversing with them, and slowly they move on. Slowly. Ever so slowly.

>>5691023
>almost certainly never when i'm posting here.
tbbh once again, I would tend to disagree with this
>not really a bad thing, I like fems

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>>5691023
>im female half of the time but never when posting here

Is this bitch serious?

>>5691000
Trips make it so
>>5691005
>>5691010
He actually said that?
>>5691013
That's just weird
>>5691015
>>5691016
Still not good

What's your filter list look like?

Circe
Booger
5652

>>5691049
That's what I though. Elks are fucking sexy too. This was like 4 days ago at a service station near Leicester. He saw me in the car park when I was leaving and was shouting across the cars at me in front of loads of people. Fucking bunch of freaks round there.

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>>5691012
it's a troll pic I made for shitposting purposes

I'm 23 and when I shave I still look not a day older than when I was 18

>>5691052

I mean, my experience of gender is entirely dependent on my dysphoria, i'm only talking about how i'm feeling.

>>5691044
>pic
It's the asparagus flavored ones that I don't care for.

>>5691005
Work work

>>5691074

I told a guy not interested because he was 7 years my junior.... I at least want you to be legally able to drink

He calmly understood at leastv

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Is oshie here?

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>>5691016

>>5690925
to be fair, that guy in tc is nearly 30 and qt as fuck.

>>5691085
most guys are politely decline are cool about it and thank me for responding. This Elk man was the first bad time. I thought he was going to kill me.

>>5690990

Rnet you like 12 lol

thoughts about elton john?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nblf7Yw4jys

>>5691099
I think he might be gay but then my gaydar has never been that good

>>5691099
what a fucking breeder
get him the fuck out of here this isn't str8gen

Why are anime posters on the internet always hot but in real life they are extremely ugly?

>>5691114
lmao

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>>5691114
>anime posters on the internet are always hot
Wut

>>5691099

Not about Elton, but James Corden is a Coldplay-worshiping limey piece of shite. That said, there's something fundamentally hilarious about him having to play first-banana to Reggie Watts (the bigger name and considerably funnier character of the two of them) and basically go about for his show's duration as an embarrassingly mediocre and awkwardly beta 'comic.'

>>5691126

Opportunistic troll anon is really trying today.

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>tfw you will never be a cool racist like the strapping guys on /pol/

>>5691132
The Stevie wonder one us pretty good and he's a good host and he's been hosting shows for years so he's a solid choice for a generic talk show host, I know of James more then Reggie watts desu

>>5691121
>>5691126
All I have is a picture of an anime character on my grindr and im getting messages from deformed people way below my high ranking. Im like a 9 out of 10.

Who else really wants to hatefuck Circe?

I can't even say rape her, because she would probably enjoy it.

>>5691165
Jokes on you, I'm already a cool racist.
>Asians are short!
>Black people are weird and stuff!

>>5691170
I just want to hand him a bible tbvh.

That bitch need jesus.

>>5691172
Aren't cool racists the ones who seem racist to belittle actual racists

>>5691178
>him

>>5691044
Stop wasting your life on image boards, Senpai.

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>>5691170
>fuck a girl

>>5691172
I like you then
>>5691184
no

you dumb fuck

>>5691166

Because of Stevie Wonder.

>>5691165
Just speak your mind next time people talk about politics and don't be a yesman.

>6th time reinstalling skyrim
lord save this retard

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>>5691169
I know you're trolling, But I've wanted to post this shark picture for a while.
Also, post bussy.
>>5691184
Way to steal my thunder.

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>>5691136
Galatians 5:19-21English Standard Version (ESV)

19 Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, 20 idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, 21 envy,[a] drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.

>>5691187

But I read two academic articles and made notes for a paper outline while I was here too

>>5691170

I'd only accept a hatefuck from bully-kun
I admit to being slutty but i really only fuck my friends, i'm not into anonymous sex anymore.

>>5691203

Those teeth are terrifying and adorable.

>>5691211

Good thing magic isn't real, tho.

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>>5691214
>terrifying and adorable
Like me.

>>5691193
Hey, that's racist :^)
>>5691194
Yeah but desu him, Chris Martin and Adele were the only ones I knew
Personally I like him but I don't actually watch the show
>>5691203
Shhh you big dumb American beefhead

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>>5691214
1 Corinthians 6:9-10English Standard Version (ESV)

9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous[a] will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality,[b] 10 nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

>>5691217
Like your face.
lolzor, roflmaoxbox360
>>5691218
>beefhead
That's the nicest thing anybody's said to me all day.

>>5691218
>Personally I like him but I don't actually watch the show

Y'r a good boy, Irish.

I don't get this cross fit obsession meme.

I see it on like 3/5 profiles.

Is it posers?

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>>5691218
>Irish "people"

>>5691217

.. d'aw.
That's was actually really endearing. <3

>>5691223

He actually does have a pretty cute face
have you ever seen it

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>>5691229
Don't ignore me!
You are scum! SCUMMMMMMMMMMM!

>>5691223
Well I'm glad, you Fuck
>>5691224
I watched a bit of Gavin and Stacy and a league of their own but there's so many late night talk shows I might as well watch the one segment from each I like >>5691228
I'll say it once I'll say it a million times, Irish lad is best, the others are bitter cunts

Alright im finished.
Im going to read the bible goodnight.

>>5691246
do you believe in demons?

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>>5691229
I don't beleib.

>>5691254
yes

>>5691236
>>5691246

Sorry shepherd anon, i wasn't really into it
christianity is weird and awkward

>>5691255

i mean, i'm not gonna share it, i respect bully-kun's privacy

>>5691254
not that guy but demons are certainly real

>>5691283
>>5691283
>>5691283
>>5691283
new

>>5691028
:^) nice meme, girl.

>>5691097
kek nah senpai i'm gay dead. like honestly it's over. put me in the ground.

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T F W
N O
I S L E Y
B F

AAAAAAAA