old threaderino: >>5686417
It's like putting a powerful engine in a stock Toyota Tercel. What will you accomplish? You'll blow out the drive train, the clutch, the transmission, etc., because those factory parts aren't designed to handle the power of an engine much more powerful than the factory installed engine.
Push-ups basically only train the chest muscles and to some extent, the triceps. What you really want to do is train your entire body, all the major muscle groups (chest, back, abdomen, legs, shoulders and arms) at the same time, over the course of a workout.
Dont be a retard, work out like a normal person and not a fucking mongoloid.
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its literally the most retarded thing I have read for a long time
doing that many pushups regularly will
>result in muscular imbalances and result in you being very easily injured
>result in barely any muscle growth compared to effort expended
>destroy your joints in the long term
>take ages to do
its like that stupid one punch man meme but IRL. Dont listen to that guy.
>just saw a tranny and his/her "gender-fluid" cis gf on chaturb8
You know, with all the bs that gets posted on /lgbt/, it's amazing when you see a tranny and a cis girl side by side IRL, esp. when the girl is a masc female, lesbian types like the one I just saw. Starting to believe that trannies who can truly pass are just a myth. Not that this really matters in any way but its just odd when you see reality juxtaposed against the crap on /lgbt/.
tbqh those that pass, pass. That's really it, you don't know. Those that don't are extremely obvious, even when 'trying'.
It's kind of like the happy monogamous gay 'normal' couple. No one knows they exist because they're living their lives without being obnoxious flamers adopting 500 babies from africa.
>college nearly over
>still a kissless virgin
where did it all go so wrong?
how did i fuck things up so hard?
I solved this puzzle in 9:52, with 8 seconds to spare. I shouted so loudly a teacher from downstairs came up to complain.
Have a go, its rather fun!
When you decode it, post the 12th word of the plaintext message and I can tell you if its right or wrong.
PS: dont bother googling for answers, this puzzle was only just released - there wont be any way to "cheat" i dont think
No one's telling him not train his whole body, but he should focus on his chest, as that's clearly what needs the most work as indicated in his photo.
Feel free to post a real photo of your body if you think weight training is so fucking good.
>bodyweight exercises done properly can cause muscular imbalance
Usually only weighted-based exercises can do those things, even if you're doing them properly. They cause much more injuries than bodyweight exercises have ever done. Why do you think all these athletes constantly suffer injuries and eventually have to retire due to pain/injuries...it's due to their weight training routines.
Bodyweight exercises will always be the safest form of exercise and can give the same results as weight-training if you know what you're doing. Feel free to post a photo of yourself and much better of a body you have than the one I developed through bodyweight exercises.
being a virgin by 20 is fucking pathetic
there has to be something deeply wrong with me
honestly i was distraught even to reach 18 and still be one
bearing in mind i havent even fucking kissed anyone
"No one's telling him not to train his whole body"
Except you said: '1000 x pushups a day and you'll have the perfect chest'. There is no reference there for a balanced and sustainable workout plan. The fact you would lie about this shit when I can go back and see what you posted with less than 2 clicks astounds me.
"Only weighted exercises cause injury"
What the fuck. Is that why my physio prescribed me and my grandfather weightlifting as a solution to upper back joint problems? I would like to see a source for this that isnt "your ass".
>"Why do you think all these athletes constantly suffer injuries and eventually have to retire due to pain/injuries"
Oh yeah, athletes who are pushing themselves to literally the limit of human ability 24/7. I wonder why they get injuries??? And do you think that gymnasts or runners don't get injured just as much? Another supposition yanked out of your rear with no substantiation. This is an example of an Anecdotal Fallacy and an Appeal to Probability fallacy - two formal fallacies, not even inconsequential informal fallacies.
On the subject of informal fallacies, your posts are littered with them. They are selfevident and, like i said, inconsequential, so I think I can leave them for the reader to note.
>Bodyweight exercises will always be the safest form of exercise and can give the same results as weight-training if you know what you're doing
Where is your source for this? This is something which is completely unqualified, yet you shit it out into your closing line like its some kind of be-all and end-all of your argument? I don't think a single person on the planet outside of scam websites promising "six packs fast" has ever said that calisthenetics are more effective than weight training - because it just fucking isnt. The only justification of choosing bodyweight training over weights is if you want to develop balance and specific gymnastic moves.
For fucks sake.
You can believe what you want. I'll continue to do what works for me and spread the knowledge of how push-ups workout the entire upper body because that's what they've clearly done for me.
Your routine and diet sounds pretty similar as pic related.
>t. man who never posts updated images and still uses the ones from last year
>t. man who also hasn't changed weight at all since last year
>t. man who talks a big game but can't back it up
I can go on ffffffffffffffffffam
those pics were taken in Apr/2006, 8 months after I started training in 2005, and I was only doing 150 push-ups/250situps a day in the morning
I now do 1000 push-ups 5 days a week, dropped the sit-ups, and added running/sprinting 1hr a day and am much bigger.
>dropped 6 pounds in two days
>Back in the gym
>weak as shit
Somebody hold me.
But not to hard, I'm but a fragile skellington.
Maybe you should settle for cuddle buddy with benefits.
Yes, whither away into the skeleton you were born to be!
>implying average faces/bodies people wouldn't identify with more and want to become the mainstream
Look at all these average/fat people who've gained notoriety for being avergate/fat even though they aren't talented..like that one un-funny comedian Amy Schumer?
i started to rewatch it a couple nights ago and i only got 30 minutes into the pilot before i was like "i'm not doing this to myself again"
mulder pronounced oregon as ore-ra-gone like 14 times
>un-funny comedian amy schumer
anyway, i'm content just having my cheeky little blog, i don't think i could actually handle getting banged for $$$
I feel like I'm doing something wrong on dating shit.
Maybe I need new hobbies. But I'm sick of people saying running and working out is a hobby.
Then my ability to breathe easily through my nose or walk up stairs should be hobbies.
How does one start cooking as a hobby without wasting food?
A guy I met invited me. He was gonna fly me down around June last year, just said to lose 10 pounds. In correspondence, though, I wasn't talking about the 10 pounds, though, and he disappeared. I kind of assumed he'd assumed I'd not done it... which was a good enough assumption, because if it was right then so was he. I got the luxury of trying and failing.
Otherwise, this black-on-white site randomly messaged me once saying to meet them somewhere sketchy. And so, I thought it was sketchy. But also, the site was fucking horrifying - like "who's the slave now, bitch?!" type slogans... like, I don't wanna take part in selling the whole thug narrative shit, really. It's embarrassing.
>I'd rather be dead
Well, that's cool too.
it doesn't offend me it just
hits the ear real weird, like he's some sort of lizard person pretending to be an american
>how does one start cooking as a hobby without wasting food
by eating what you cook :')
cooking is fun, and even doing simple things like learning to pan sear a fish or cook chicken can really give you a sense of accomplishment
I got offered to do films for a twink porn agency, because I did Chaturbate. Spoke to a guy that did films in the UK and Prague, wanted me to go there but i said I couldn't, so he said he'd contact me next time they were filming in the UK. About a month or two later he messaged me again and asked if i still did cam shows and I said no, basically he wanted to pay me for private shows.
I'm no longer a filthy degenerate though, to answer your question.
i've noticed that in cooking things usually seem a lot more daunting or complicated than they really are
i remember the first time i tried cooking fish i was like ??? but it was actually super simple
as long as you read your directions and set out all your ingredients and utensils before you start it shouldn't be all that hard to do most things
i got approached like that once on lj but it seemed sooooo sketchy
Guy I was going to hook up with cancelled on me at the last minute
I was sort of a sex slave for a while, too.
Not really, though. I had too much freedom, but then given the circumstances, that was a good thing.
If the latter offer had turned out badly, I'd probably just have been robbed.
But yeah. The course of my life would be considerably more impressive if I'd been abducted and sacrificed in the woods (and filmed all the while) at like 15.
That feeling when a sexual partner of the male gender is not in your possession
don't worry you'll become an adult one day too
You must be 18 years or above to post on 4chan
>literally the normiest couple
>they dont ever look comfy
>they just look like GAP mannequins posed together
kind of feel bad for them more than I do the virgin neets on this board tbqh
tbqh gray shirt can do so much better, and the more bearded dude isn't even that hairy
But they still look empty, like someone is literally forcing them to take these pictures
well actually if that was true they'd have more emotion than they do currently soooo
>did their cat sell their souls for a tripod
Italian gay PhD student researching in Egypt, suffered 'inhuman, animal-like' torture, 24 broken bones, before violent death
It's been long enough that I've gotten over the inability to cry or to purge. But sometimes I resent how it relates to others screaming at me. I guess I still fume resentment, and maybe it's just an illusion that I feel as though I do it more quietly. Though being right could make it a condition of not caring.
Hey gaygen does this guy sound gay to you? Or bi
>no gf but lots of female friends
>said something about beyonces power
>told me he enjoyed the thought of me spread eagle
>told a female friend of mine he wasn't gay over snapchat when she asked him jokingly
>No Grindr on windows phones
>Guyspy is fucking dreadful and full of old weirdos that randomly send me dick picks without even introducing themselves first..
>forever alone windows fag achieved.
personally I only follow one couple on insta, and it's https://www.instagram.com/poseidonisback/
well its mostly just selfies of that dude, but when he posts couple shots I get creeped out by his boyfriend but I'm living for it tbqh
hmm they look cu-
>nipple is literally rotting
Hang out as bros and once in a while drop some gay shit into conversation so he knows for real just what a massive homo you are
Then do a lil light flirting to test the waters
If he's a closet fag you'll know
I lost my bf and in the process I lost my friend, too.
He says he wanted to keep me around but anytime I ask if he wants to hang I get excuses, or he says he's with his new toyboy.
How did he become so infatuated with some guy he literally met two months ago, that he completely forgot about me and even his other friends and family?
>Any advice on opening that door a little? I'm pretty masc/straight acting etc but I think he knows I'm a fag
Well. what I think would 100% work on me is if you complimented me and told me you were gay and interested.
If that's too direct, tell him if he wants to come to your place and hang out. Make friends with him, then either ask him or if you are too much of a pussy, wear an lgbt armband, I never tried that though.
>At work, I usually walk leaning forward with clenched fists.
>"Anon, why do you always walk like you're angry?"
>"H-heh, no reason, I just do..."
>Sashay around the apartment, swishing my ass and making super faggy hand gestures.
Anyone else have to cram themselves into the closet just to be taken seriously at work?
>bf is coming over to fug later
>desperately want to jerk off
I found some really decent porn too :(
>Sashay around the apartment, swishing my ass and making super faggy hand gestures.
I'd love to watch that.
See, discrimination isn't allowed here either, but it still happens. I can't be fired for it, but there are a lot of older supervisors here who can fuck up my career track if I'm overtly gay.
>high numbers of ladyboys.
Nahh, it's because of the Vietnam war, prostitution ,poverty and not sense of shame or value in masculinity(or inthemselves). These people prostitute everything from their wives, kids, family, their bodies and self worth.
How easily influenced are your cases in men by your exs?
Before my ex I was only into men of darker complexion. Beefy and ripped Mediterranean or Persian men were my vice. Now, however, I find myself really into blonde, kind looking guys who are just a tad over weight. Yesterday I realised that I was basically shopping for clones of my ex. It freaked me out a little bit.
>that one fat fuck who won't leave me alone
why are fatties so disgusting both physically and mentally?
This edition speaks to me. Im really sunburnt and have to the psychologist pls help
but instead it's a mid-thirties dude
like I don't restrict age messaging because there are some pretty fun older dudes, but man all these desperate mid-30 year olds need to chill the fuck out
You should hit up. S U R R E Y anon.
Unless you are surreyanon, in which case you should book a flight to chicago, right now.
Not actually that thirsty, I'm trying to pimp out my friends in the UK to anonymous strangers.
Thanks m8. It was the best I could do on short notice.
> QT ripped manlet at the gym
>Took more than a few peeks
>TFW also a manlet
Am I thirsting or just 'mirin my new ideal body?
>haw haw le thurst meeym
What is this fucking 2012?
Someone too fabulous for you, clearly.
I walked Bob Dylan up on stage, who the fuck are you?
I knew the grateful dead in 1966, who the FUCK ARE YOU?
>mfw never allowed to even have a sample taste of the rainbow ;_;
I don't even feel bad for them. You gotta get when the getting's good
These ~35 y/o fucks that are just now trying to get with a guy? You already made your grave, now lie in it too.
>Change of wardrobe
personally if I'm having a conversation with a guy and I send a message which he doesn't reply to within 30 minutes I block him
But seriously, I think you are only allowed to send one "hey what's up?" message 2 days after he's stopped replying to remind him you still exist. Anything more than that and you look like a clingy, desperate bitch.
You lost him, sorry.
Tbbh, I always misgender you and booger in my head. I don't post it or do it to be mean, but my gut reaction is to think of both in terms of "she." This is probably more offensive to booger than you.
I'd love to take you out to an evening of nice dinner and a dessert followed by a polite kiss on the cheek.
He comes off as an elderly sociopath who learned all about human dating from old serials
I try and say "sorry, not interested" as often as possible, but it gets tiresome desu.
One time I said "sorry not interested" to a guy on grindr and he flipped the fuck out. Started calling me ugly and said he only wanted to fuck me because I was close. Said I looked like an elk or a character from harry potter. I just replied "haha" and he blocked me.
I feel really really really bad and can't bear to tell people to fuck off honestly.
Like, the dude at least messaged you and even if you say "not interested" they still take offense and you sound like a major bitch. So I just end up conversing with them, and slowly they move on. Slowly. Ever so slowly.
>im female half of the time but never when posting here
Is this bitch serious?
That's what I though. Elks are fucking sexy too. This was like 4 days ago at a service station near Leicester. He saw me in the car park when I was leaving and was shouting across the cars at me in front of loads of people. Fucking bunch of freaks round there.
it's a troll pic I made for shitposting purposes
I'm 23 and when I shave I still look not a day older than when I was 18
>anime posters on the internet are always hot
Not about Elton, but James Corden is a Coldplay-worshiping limey piece of shite. That said, there's something fundamentally hilarious about him having to play first-banana to Reggie Watts (the bigger name and considerably funnier character of the two of them) and basically go about for his show's duration as an embarrassingly mediocre and awkwardly beta 'comic.'
>tfw you will never be a cool racist like the strapping guys on /pol/
The Stevie wonder one us pretty good and he's a good host and he's been hosting shows for years so he's a solid choice for a generic talk show host, I know of James more then Reggie watts desu
Galatians 5:19-21English Standard Version (ESV)
19 Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, 20 idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, 21 envy,[a] drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.
>terrifying and adorable
1 Corinthians 6:9-10English Standard Version (ESV)
9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous[a] will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality,[b] 10 nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
Don't ignore me!
You are scum! SCUMMMMMMMMMMM!
Well I'm glad, you Fuck
I watched a bit of Gavin and Stacy and a league of their own but there's so many late night talk shows I might as well watch the one segment from each I like >>5691228
I'll say it once I'll say it a million times, Irish lad is best, the others are bitter cunts