/mtfg/ - gril general

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will i get a bf this week mtfg

>>5686370
ask again later.

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>>5686366
People say I pass ;_;

>>5686377
but you don't believe it.

>>5686370
it is likely

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>>5686384
No but I might be crazy and delusiona, you never know.

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>>5686358
Any other hockey fans here?

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nth for snek

>spend evening playing ssb with best friend because sports are for real men, not women and artists
>get him to give me a draft of his novel that I haven't seen in five years
>300-some pages
>halfway through the first book
>he has several books planned out
He's a madman but he's mine, and I wouldn't have it any other way
Hopefully I'll find something else he didn't know about the book this time

>>5686396
We know, though.

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>>5686376
>>5686390
i want to believe

>>5686408
sucked his dick yet?

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Bit early for a new thread but whatever.
nth for Dinosaurs.
>Take that Gem!!

>>5686406
As a Canadian, I believe hockey is cancelled this year.

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>>5686370
no
this week you only get chasers

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>>5686410
Do you?
Am I hon?

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>>5686407
Also, who needs a documentary when you can just check books out of my bookshelf?

>>5686416
No

>>5686358
leave it to trannies to jerk their girl cocks to a greasy commie

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>>5686423
you sure got me

>>5686436
when

>>5686445
Not planning on it

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>tfw ywn be a crossdressing agp python programmer

>>5686453
crossdressing aap python programmer?

>>5686439
d-did you just refer to us as girls /pol/sama? <3_<3

should i go on a date with a woman even tho i have cocklust mtfg

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>>5686439
It's what we do.

>>5686469
she could have a girlcock
you never know

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mtfg why can't i stop thinking about the sex i had with that boy? him ripping my skirt while he grabbed my ass, shoving me up against the wall and holding me up while he fucked me, slamming into me and pulling my hair from the back. i wanna think about something else but i can't ;_____;

>>5686453
python is really boring though....

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>>5686469
Sure why not, i'm almost certain i'm only bisexual because so fucking lonely.

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I just realized my homework was due in an hour, not tomorrow. And I haven't even started.

Help.

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I have been really nervous lately because I feel Im losing way too much hair, I havent told anybody but been crying a lot lately.

Today my mom told me that my hair looks weird, like I had too few hair but long and it looked weird, and that I should cut my hair.

Now Im wearing a beanie hiding all my hair and i havent shave in like a week. my life keeps getting worse

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>>5686485

ayy what fucking idiot made a thread before image limit

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>>5686439
problem tovarish?

>>5686500
fugg how many words? 50?

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>>5686492
Where have you been?

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I love my gf!!

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>tfw don't know if you pass and is super delusional and retarded or if other people are retarded

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>>5686435
>the cambrian explosion
>those geology books
>those rocks and minerals
I-I think I love you aria

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>>5686440
Are you a QT gem?

I don't know why but you inexplicably strike me as a QT.

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>>5686512
An entire program in fucking COBOL, which I'm shit at.

>>5686529
>cobol
suicide now it's the only way

>>5686526
gem is qt

>>5686460
>crossdressing aap python programmer?
Does this mean dressing up in boy clothes to program and getting off to the thought of myself as an attractive boy? If so I already do that...

>>5686492
Wouldn't know sadly, never used it ;~;

>>5686502
>elanna-learns-to-program.jpg

>>5686529
Why are you learning cobol of all languages?

>>5686529
write a program that displays
>I am sorry that this isnt what you requested but I thought this was due tomorrow not right now
and send that off

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>>5686526
as cute and fragile as talc desu

>>5686529
make a clock that reminds you to make a wish at 11:11

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>>5686525
I got my degree in Geology after I got out of the Army. I wanna continue doing geo work but I have a security clearance and I should put that to work while the oil glut is on.

>>5686504
do you want to fight?

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>>5686539
>Why are you learning cobol of all languages?
Muh banks. Muh retired cobol programmers. Muh job market.

>>5686552
yes
preferably in bed
preferably with a lot of violence
preferably with your dick in my butt
:3

Žižek is life and love

>>5686352
>>5686352
>>5686352
>this is the average tranny

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I'm a trans cheerleader girl for a college football team.

AMA

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>>5686518
i have been here almost every day since i was posting with this trip every day

i even posted a picture of myself earlier :x

>>5686539
i used python for one of my classes, which i don't understand because its a web development degree, but i REALLY fucking hate how the indentation/whitespace matters because my work flow is generally a lot different that most people's and i have to fight old habits to do anything in python which makes doing anything with it incredibly slow.

>>5686569
thats bullshit but I believe it

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>>5686500
>>5686529
>tfw shit marks in cs
>tfw all hope is slipping
haha, these nootropics i ordered will definitely turn my life around when they get here right?

>>5686569
same t bh

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>tfw you just want someone to save you from your stagnant life

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>>5686569
me desu

This guy literally said that he said to a group of black people that all black people look alike and as a result, they happily encouraged him to call them niggas.

>>5686482
There's a lot worse things to be stuck thinking about than extended glow and yearning for something that nice.

>>5686571
how?

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>>5686502
Science is surprising.

So... anyone else get dramatically worse at tolerating the cold since starting HRT? This is the warmest winter I've been alive for, and 4 layers is almost mandatory to avoid shiver-induced muscle cramps.

I knew it was a common effect, but didn't expect it to be so pronounced.

>>5686539
>If so I already do that...
Hot.
I wanna see a crossdressing elanna.

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>>5686522
love you too cutie

>>5686591
Girl skin is basically made out of quivering pussy.
Something about body heat not reaching the surface as easily.

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>>5686579
>tfw no good friend to pull you out of your neet cave and push you to go fulltime already

>>5686590
I transitioned early so I'm stealth.

>>5686591
Yes, I've also experienced a lack of resistance to cold. I try to make up for it by eating lots of iron, protein and exercising frequently. Still feelin shivery tho lol

>>5686482
What else is there to think about?

>>5686599
>stealth
until someone drops your underwear

>>5686599
I hate you

>>5686605
I'm post-op.

>>5686571
Do you like cheerleading? What do you think of your outfit? Is it compromising to your comfort?

I also don't know much about cheerleading in general so what kind of position do you fill?

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I thought trans girls were supposed to be good at programming, why is this language so fucking shit.

>>5686618
Why are you living in the 70s?

>>5686618
just right epic memes there and solved

so bad

>>5686571
how close are you an the other girls?

I've always liked to imagine that cheerleaders are all p good friends with their team

>>5686618
Only late transitions, unfortunately, and only if Blanchard was right.

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>>5686556
>maintaining decades old code bases running on half functioning legacy mainframes
All the money in the world can't buy back your sanity anon ;~;

>>5686572
OK that actually sounds like it sucks. The syntax is supposed to be really easy to get, but having whitespace and indentation matter, idk.

>>5686592
Sadly I was kidding, but I have been tempted on more than one occasion to get some guy clothes again to fuck around with.

>>5686618
>tfw pretty colors
>tfw your mom is better at this shit than you are

>>5686606
No need to be hateful.

>>5686613
I studied ballet from a young age. I was one of those boys growing up. The outfit is pretty corny, but I don't mind it. And it's pretty comfy, as the materiality supports for hyperflexibility. I'm a side base, someone who helps to lift flyers and support them.

>>5686632
>p good friends with their team
heh
you can put it that way
heheheh
;~;
>ywn be a cheerleader fucking all the boys in the team

>>5686579
You can only trust in yourself. Get out of your house and do what you want to do. Wishing upon a star will leave you waiting your whole life.

>>5686637
yeah its a pretty easy language to learn and pick up, its just kind of annoying for me in particular.

>>5686637
Dreams: ruined.

>cheerleader
>not cynical drama geek everyone tries to put in a dress constantly

>>5686632
I made really good friends with a few of them, I peacefully coexist with all of them, but I'm not the alpha leader of the team. It's ran like a seniority cult and somewhat cliqueish.

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>>5686622
I don't know, I'm going to hand it in late and work on my C# homework due at 8 AM tomorrow instead.

Taking CS in college was a mistake, I wish I was getting fucc from a loving bf right now instead of sitting alone and stressing over ancient programming languages.

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We need an updates mtfg group pic. Like on one hand, you got people like me who live dual lives as geologist government workers, to cheerleaders, to programmers, to complete neets.

I suck at photoshop though so I can't do it (Though if someone used Ellie Sattler to represent me I'd appreciate it)

>>5686654
why are you posting here if you have a happy and normal life

>>5686652
this desu.

>>5686660
C# is ancient? You seem like such an ugly person that no one will fuck you.

>>5686666
I like to swing by once in a while. I'm a trans girl too, you know. This forum is one of the few outlets I have to get in touch with my transness, if that makes sense.

>>5686666
(Not cheerleader-anon)
I'm sure you'll have a happy and normal life too. The pitiful anons make me sad but at this point some of them are basically deliberately sabotaging themselves.

>>5686641
Wow, good for you. I'm glad you're enjoying your life and making the most of it. I'm stealth too and part of me wants to come out for better trans-representation, but I also don't want to become an icon at the sake of sacrificing all the other components of my personality and skills lol. I don't want people focusing on my transness as my identifying quality.

>>5686675
I'm talking about COBOL, nerd. I'm not stressing over C#.

>>5686609
>hopefully he's a virgin

>>5686654
do you ever all talk lewdly about the footballers?

>>5686601
Should maybe try upping my iron, yes. Going to be on a (mostly) vegan celiac diet soon, so no time like the present to learn pro nutrition strats.

But I'm tired of being cold. Will endeavour to have a bf/portable heater by next winter.

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>>5686453
>crossdressing programmer

https://twitter.com/EpicSammyJames/status/693983895088435200

This one mtf programmer would look so much better if she would just shave her hairy eyebrows.

>>5686668
>tfw you were doing drama and flute in the band so you could skip some classes with a wink from the teacher

>>5686678
i mean, im not salty. im happy for her and i dream of a day when transition is behind me enough that i don't have to think about it like 90% of my waking life and i have some higher self-esteem. i don't think i would post here anymore if that were the case

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>>5686651
Your dreams may not be ruined, I'm more serious than not about fucking around with crossdressing. I think I may have some old dress shirts and ties somewhere still.

>>5686652
Are you me?

>>5686654
>>5686571
>>5686599
>>5686641
>>5686609
>ywn have a life like this
>ywn know a life beyond crying, drinking, and staring into the mirror, only to have a face that must have been inspiration for body horror films

>>5686695
I have a hot pink tie you can borrow next week if you want. It's super manly.

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>>5686594
prove it!!!

>>5686695
(shit, trip)
>Are you me?
I've actually found the parallels really funny when talking with you.

>>5686571
prove it w pic

>>5686679
My life can be enjoyable most of the time, but not all the time. I feel like most people can say the same? Do you mean how you don't want your trans identity to define who you are as a person and for it to overshadow or trivialize your other qualities as a person? Being trans is a very new thing, so people aren't used to it yet and it is a big deal unfortunately. I haven't come out to anyone since moving here. I think they would treat me completely different too and I fear it. I'm happy for you too ^^

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>>5686589

i guess ;_; but then i just miss him.

>>5686604

idk like anything. idk it both is nice to think about but it's also shitty ;_; he was messagin me earlier so i talked to him for a bit today but i don't wanna miss him. i wanna just do normal stuff like thinking about him takes control of the rest of my thoughts and actions and makes other things harder to do. at least when all i thought about was money i was focused lol

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How does it feel knowing that even if you had money (which most of you NEET whores dont) that there is no surgery that will change your jaw structure or shoulder width? These two things are dead giveaways and will always be an obvious tell of your true gender. You literally cannot do anything about it except take myspace angled photos and look for validation on the internet.

>>5686664
what's the current mtfg group pic?

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>>5686571
Do any of them know you are trans?

Are you post op?

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>>5686728

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Do guys who like you lie about if you pass or not?

>>5686731
>kayla
>4-6 of those trips dont even post anymore

>>5686726
You're trying way, way too hard considering these are babby's first false positive as far as tells go.

>>5686731
where is the classroom one with the cucking going on?

>>5686686
Who?

>>5686687
All the time, lol. Humor is necessary for us grueling drills and practices, so we are used to bursting out ridiculous things, including lewd remarks about select players. One of the squad is dating a player.

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>>5686723
>Being trans is a very new thing
it really isnt

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>when ur nothing but a joke to /lgbt/
assistance, please

Why even bother?
You're going to look like shit, nobody will treat you like a woman, and you'll kill yourself before 40.

>>5686725
A quick run, maybe? Always helps get my mind to stop wandering so badly.

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>>5686735
kayla used to cutepost more now all she does is post bait or respond to bait

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Didn't we used to have like a /mtfg/ tinychat/video chat thing going on in the early days of /lgbt/?

What ever happened to that? Is that still a thing?

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>>5686730
of course not

>>5686700
What does ywn stand for? Sorry, I'm a newbie here and I don't understand the context unless I know what that means.

>>5686722
I'd rather not, knowing the culture of 4chan.

>>5686730
None of them know I am trans. Yes, I am post op.

>>5686741
I believe that she's referring to awareness of trans-people as a normal element of living in western society. Most people still see it as something ghastly (especially in the US) when it doesn't necessarily have to be given the modern medical standards.

>>5686752
There's been 2-3 tinychats but they die from tinychat entropy.

>>5686755
you won't nigga

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SLUTTE BUTTE

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>>5686755
you will never

>>5686749
but everyone already treats me like a woman and if I'd been more confident about starting I would probably look a lot better and if I kill myself before 40 it wont be because of tranny stuff

>>5686741
Relative to other spectrums of the LGBT, I feel like most people haven't had the exposure to it. Their level of exposure could also depend on things like geographical circumstances, cultural upbringing, etc.

>>5686723
You are correct when you say that I don't want my transness to overshadow my other qualities and goals as a person. I'm interested in math and science and that's how people see me. If I had to explain my transness to people, it would detract from what's more important. It would also detract time from me being able to indulge and improve in my hobbies.

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>>5686526
*picks u up by the shirt collar * uh BACK off dude???

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>tfw will never be a cheerleader
>tfw will never get a boyfriend and hang out with girls all throughout high
>tfw will never be female to begin with

Lanky femboy at the last desk in right row here.

>>5686766
Math and science, how cool! I'm a bio major right now and I think I want to eventually prepare to go into veterinary practices.

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>>5686769
*shoots you in the eyeballs with a bullet from a gun*
heheh, get fucked

>>5686762
Oh stop.

>>5686763
When did you start?

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*paaarp*
hi again

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>>5686776
Rikki shut up.

>>5686777
Niiiice. I'm a mechanical engineering major looking to work in aerospace. Keep fighting for your dreams!

>>5686776

But you are a girl and you will get a boyfriend.

As for cheerleading, who even wants to be a normie?

>>5686714
I dunno if I can pull off something as manly as a pink tie though ;~;

>>5686718
Heh, yeah same
There seem to be a number of current and former drama geeks on mtfg as well.

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>>5686789

>>5686790
That's so awesome and you too! I wish you nothing but the best in your life's aspirations. It was nice talking to you and everyone else. ^^

>>5686776
>lanky femboy
iktf all too well

>>5686790
>>5686798
ugh
you both sound happy
what are you even doing here

I bet Aife is fucking tichbits right now so hard and screaming that shes a champion.

>>5686783
around 18

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>>5686776
but depressionposting is all i have anymore.
>>5686776
>ywn even be a femboy
state-sponsored euthanasia when?
>>5686796
>tfw no meme president
>>5686798
>>5686790
you sound so satisfied in life. you already made it. grats senpai. you are living the dream.

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Posting an updated photo of the top of my shelf for gem.
I included my favorite earrings for her as well since they contain a certain gemstone she likes.
>Peridot.
>Gem form of Peridotite.
>Peridotite is the dominant material of the earths mantle.
>Rare on the surface and thus actually kind of worth owning.
>Hey look, a raptor claw!

>>5686690
>https://twitter.com/EpicSammyJames/status/693983895088435200
why cant i be as cute and (maybe) intelligent as girl? ;~;

I like her eyebrows tho

>>5686817
>raptor talon
d-dr grant? D:

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How can blacks even compete?

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WHO /TALLGIRLS/ HERE?

>>5686741
Culturally it's a new enough thing for awareness to be really, really low in some areas, even if, yes, we've existed for probably forever.

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>>5686792
>But you are a girl
Debatable. I may feel like one and pretend to be one but biology and everyone else in my life dictate otherwise.

>who even wants to be a normie?
I want to be a normie. I want to be a cis boy or cis girl, whatever's fine.

>>5686799
Shit feel tb-h fampai

>>5686815
>but depressionposting is all i have anymore.
meh, even mindless repetition g ets boring after a while

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>>5686822
Seeing how it was blacks that just won him that game..

>>5686829
Damage control desu, DARKIES BTFO!!

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>>5686829
We wuz kangs n sheeeeit famalam black betty

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>>5686821
I don't have a doctorate. I spent 8 years in the army and fucked around after getting out. I don't have the patience to wait until I'm 38 to have a doctorate.
>Hach horse is a thing from around Hachinohe Japan.
>Unit emblem on a coin.
>Our unit was only 37 people.
>We all got medals for Operation Tomodachi since we did a metric fuckton more than other units in the Area at the time.

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>>5686833
hol up

>>5686824
6'1 reporting in

>>5686833
cheska pls go

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>>5686776
iktf
>tfw someone today told me im getting too small and skinny and that I need to start lifting weights and eating more
Y-Yeah I'll get right on that. I mean I would if this girl voice in my head would just go away ;~;

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>>5686833
>>5686836
so you sayin we invented whities n shied?

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>>5686833
>>5686839
yes Cheska pls go

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>tfw I'm the first person to play Death Grips' new Baneposting song in Drive Any Track
Feels good.

>>5686804
she turned a fumble into a win tonight

ATTENTION EVERYONE

recommend me good pre-history post-dinosaur documentaries

i wanna see giant flightless birds stompin round forests or like the evolution of man or something senpai

>>5686857

Literally wat?

[spoiler]REEE FUCK OFF I CHOSE ALL THE STREET SIGNS!!![/spoiler]

>>5686358
We have to cut the balls,
The balls of those in mtfg.

>>5686864
Walking with beasts
Lots of Eocene birds featured. Especially the ones who fed on the mesohippus.

>>5686864
I enjoyed PBS's "First Peoples" series.

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>>5686841
How to make girl voice go away desu?

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>>5686880
You can't ;~;

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>>5686880
Nothing I've tried works so far senpai.

>>5686864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iet-baOoRio&list=PLRNbzK2W6kSuGV4v58hi_VBjb_wcKTIaM

>>5686867
Death Grips' new song is called Hothead. It's a reference to Baneposting.

>>5686876
>>5686878
Ty friends that's enough for tonight I think. Idk why but ever since I was like 6 and saw some PBS doc about the post-dinosaur world and it had that huge fucking flightless bird running around cakawing and eating little mammals I've always wanted a little dwarf one as a pet. Do I have to settle for a pet chicken?

>>5686857
BLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB

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Hey you pieces of lovely filth

>tfw nobody to hugbox me

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>>5686904
SEEEELF INFLICTED

>>5686485
switch out the noopept for psychedelics and you basically have me except my thigh highs are white and light blue.

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>>5686915
I know you own rainbow knee highs, GNU/Melly.

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>>5686902
You could always get a parakeet, a macaw, or something like that. Hell a turkey or even quails can be bought for cheap and raised indoors.

(I'd go with a bobwhite quail. Easier to deal with)

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>>5686896
>>5686897
So I'm basically fucked.
Good to know desu, brb getting my grandad's shotgun :^)

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>>5686899
Sooo.... Has anyone else realized the music used in Trump's ads is the same music from that documentary?

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>>5686922
I'm ready to take on a couple of hundred

>>5686920
I don't believe it or not. Well I did at one point, but my mom take them. I was like I bought, well I like them so I will use them and I was like fine

also

>gnu+melly

fuck you, I self compiled myself with clang and llvm using a toolchain that that had no gnu project programs.

>>5686922
I would feel awful clipping a bird's wings though. Can I potty train a quail?

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How to get Khajiit boyfriend?

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Potion Seller, I tell you I am transitioning into a woman and I need only your strongest hormones.

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Why does dysphoria change in intensity?

>>5686936
trade skooma for affection

>>5686936
Commit chim

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>>5686925
I want to tie you to my bed and slowly cover your whole body in bite marks

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>>5686751
How can I cute post when I am miserable?
at least I got drunk tonight

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>>5686943

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>bring some girl home with a trans friend
>can't tell if she's trans or some cis lesbian who just decided to go to the lgbt group
>leaves to the bathroom and my friend and I start talking about it
>her piss hits the water
>we instantly know

>>5686925
Fucked probably isn't the right word, but yeh, you're in the shit with everyone else who has girlvoice.

>>5686940
Solar flares shooting tranny particles into the ionosphere

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>>5686817
I thought peridot was just the gem form of olivine though?

>Peridotite is the dominant material of the earths mantle
wow cool!!

oh my god that raptors claw looks cool!

All I have for fossils is a small fish, fern fossilized in talc, and I used to have a baby megalodons tooth

also my favorite gem is probably either amethyst or aquamarine, mostly because of their colors

I hate cut and polished gems though because I feel like their unique crystalline structures are the coolest looking thing about them

also also trilobites are really cool so I'm kinda jelly

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>>5686931
Birds don't have sphincters capable of "holding it in" if you will. No matter what you do, it's pretty much impossible to potty train a bird.

Just get a birdy diaper and call it a day~!

>tfw I have a crush on Yuu Mei but I haven't even begun transition and can't for another year
If only she wasn't a transbian.

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>>5686950
Then the answer is clear
We must block out the sun

>>5686953
Then I'd have to clean it's poopy diapers and clean it's feathers

Gross desu

I guess no dinosaur for me...

>>5686940
Just to fuck with us.

Or, if you're serious, because neurotransmitters don't maintain a constant level, allowing varying levels of other chemicals to cause fluctuation in the intensity of dysphoric feelings, while exhibiting a general trend toward greater dysphoria as your brain gets more and more used to operating with it as a "default" state.

Probably.

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>tfw chaser-kun is whispering sweet things in ur ear

>>5686957
she'd probably let you snort crushed spiro off her dick to start your transition

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Also here are some of the thigh highs I got while I was in Portland and visited sock dreams.


I look like shit because I just got out of the shower lol.
>>5686948
yeah when I use the bathroom I hear girls sound a lot different than what I do lol, even when I sit.

;_:


>>5686945
Kayla, I might be going out your way in a few weeks to a casino out there in Palm Springs. I am going to tag a long out there and maybe see someone I know who lives out there now. If I am not too busy with them maybe we can hang out?

But there is a chance I will be very busy with her, idk. I play stuff by ear...

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*PAAAAAAAAAARP*

*sniff*
WHO BEEFED?

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>>5686944
Woah that sounds hot! I'm down for it, especially if you get to put cute patches on me afterwards c:

>>5686936
Entice one with moonsugar.

>>5686939
top kek

>>5686950
>tfw on the voice inside you sounds anything remotely like a girl

>>5686972
only*
fug

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>>5686960
I've had it up to here with these damn rickets

>>5686948
>tfw when your piss doesn't hit the water when sitting down cause not cis
Would cis people actually pay attention to shit like this?

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>even my tulpa things I'm a failure

>>5686968
>play stuff by ear...
so basically...
>hey blah blah blah, I am doing fun stuff, better tell you so you get depressed and suicidal and there is nothing you can do about it

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>>5686968

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>>5686952
Everyone likes Beryl and Quartz...

Actually I like Amethyst since it's my birthstone but shhhhhhhhh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peridotite
Peridotite simply refers to the minerals of which Olivine is a part. Pic related.

I grew up in Ohio. Oddly enough Trilobites were easy to find due to the actions of the Glaciers eventually exposing Ordovician and cambrian rock layers.

Any of you little bitches wanna get blacked?

skype:deboh033

*takes a big WHIFF of the thread* WHAT IS THAT SMELL??

>>5686981
i cant breathe

>>5686979
you could close ur browser window

>>5686985
mommy's cummies

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>>5686960
Girltrinos can penetrate the entire planet ;~;

>>5686969
*queefs on u*

>>5686972
>tfw your internal monologue has a tranny voice
jdimsa

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>>5686985
*PAAARP
NOT
*PAAAARP
oh god i'm faaaaaaaaaaarting
*PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP*
NOT ME

>>5686988
you could close your life
just saying

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>>5686979

>>5686968
DUDE PORTLAND LMAO


sock dreams is like the cube and portland is mecca
>>5686989
but i havent cum in awhile...
>>5686994
haha she who smelt it dealt it

>>5686966
Sounds fun desu, I actually admire Yume a lot. I hope I'll one day be like her.

>>5686992
Then we must destroy the sun itself


>>5686996
As could you :^)

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>>5686996

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>>5686996

>>5687006
oh look how cute, maddie is my new enemy, oh hon go join the rest of the 8 billion people who hate me

>>5687004
uh oh watch out, we have a typical Australian with not a single original thought in their head

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>>5686996
Maddie isn't a terrible failure like you

>>5687002
sock dreams is shit and overpriced for what they sell

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>>5687014
Kill yourself bro.

>>5687016
if you post on mtfg then you are a failure by default
misery loves company nigga

>>5687014
Tsk tsk tsk
Tone

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>>5686996
that is possibly the meanest thing you have ever said to someone who is so nice

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>>5686979
IDK, all I plan is to walk around Palm Springs and hang out with an old friend. I don't really expect nothing to happen lol.


>>5686981
i am like 1/16th jew. I look nothing like a jew, I was raised catholic in a Republican household. Why do you think I am a jew?

>>5687002
Yeah I remember it being a small little house and then having to wait in the rain for the bus to take us to the max and then the max to OMSI.

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>>5687020
Oh kayla now you know that isn't true

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Welp.
The thread has gone full retard (Thanks Kayla.)
Gonna watch this till it ends:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QVXdEOiCw8

>MFW thread went full retard due to Kayla posting literally the most "Oh poor me" comment period.

I wish i was a real girl

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>>5687003
same desu

honestly her bone structure gave me dysphoria feels

>>5686957
oh anon how wrong you are

shes also insanely attracted to cute femboy looking just starting to transition transgirls

>>5686992
>girltrinos
I love you elanna

>>5686983
ohkayy

Also cool!! My birthstone is opal

And thats really neat, I've never actually found a fossil before. I found a bucketload of petrified wood with my dad when I was like 12 but thats it

>>5687024
yes I get it, you want to go see the prostitute known as Jenifer/anteater more power to you

>>5687026
its more that true

>>5687023
>that is possibly the meanest thing you have ever said to someone who is so nice
maddie posts to boost her own confidence, nothing she says is nice, its all self serving hokum

>>5687031
tfw no yume gf

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>friend gifted me the dota winter battle pass
>doing the support quests while solo queuing
>everyone commends me and tells me i'm really fun to play with
>all 4 teammates tip me
>get violent nose bleed and have to stop playing

;_;

that was fun

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>>5687029
Don't we all.
[spoiler]wishes don't become true[/spoiler]

>>5687028
>omg im living off army pension and some civi is posting, must bitch and moan till more seasoned trannies come to my aide
fuck you mrs east coast backwater poop slisher

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>>5687041
>tfw yume gf

leave kayla alone you pieces of shit

>boohoo kayla has said mean things about us in the past!!!
>boohoo kayla is a compulsive liar and constantly makes up stories and refuses to admit it!!!
>boohoo kayla always complains about her life and is oblivious to how annoying it is and is incapable of realizing her life really isn't that bad and most of her problems are entirely her fault and totally solvable!!!!
>boohoo kayla has shrek's teeth!!!!

so what? none of these are reasons to fucking antagonize the girl like this. if you don't like her, filter her! she is clearly trying really hard to be better and make friends here. can't you guys forgive and forget?

>>5687039
And you're the paragon of niceness aren't you, Kayla?

>>5687052
meh
kinda

>>5687035
Petrified wood counts as a fossil though.
Permineralization and replacement allows first minerals (usually silicates) to crystallize in the gaps in the structure of the object in question. Then as water percholates through, you get deposition on the molecular level, thus creating a perfect fossil copy down to micro level. So where you might have had polymer chains before, you now have a complex calcium carbonate structure.
I live in Maryland now though, I know of some really good exposures. There was this really amazing horn Coral exposure I wish I could have spent all day cataloging.

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>>5687039
>>5687050
Your rages are turning me on

>>5687004
We can make a sci fi movie about it. Travelling to the core of the sun on a penis shaped rocket to save the trannies

>>5687029
;_;

>>5687035
<3
:3

>>5687039
>posts to boost her own confidence, nothing she says is nice, its all self serving hokum
Pot, kettle

>>5687055
trip on Kyler you sissy faggot

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>>5687052

>>5687057
I'm too lazy to get up for pills. Should I detrans and accept my fate of being a femboy with osteo?

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>>5687039
WTF, she is a pretty cool person and she never worked the streets. you are just jealous of her because she is cute, she has that English degree you want, and she passes.

And no, I don't plan on having sex with her lol. She is just a friend ...

You seem to think I travel around having sex with as many people as possible when the treat is I haven't had penetration since like late October. Although I was really trying to hook up with my friend's roommate, but he didn't want to go all the way ;_:


also here is the flag for you racist.

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>check out girl
>gf says she's pretty
>say you were just looking at her body
>not like that
>you only glance to see how they look and move
>she doesn't believe you
>tfw you don't look at boys because they make you blush
>tfw confused
>tfw no boy would want you anyway

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>>5687050
You realize the East coast contains the Northeast Megalopolis and the nations capital, it is also the defense and satellite hub of the World with the most active ports and is considered the center of culture and fashion in the United States?

I'm just saying, make sure you know what backwater means because where I live is pretty much the opposite of backwater.


....dipshit.

>>5687068
>Pot, kettle
we all know mtfg is just for people to talk shit to make themselves feel better, just like you talk about the chewed up bubble gum meat betwixt your leggings trying to convince yourself mutilating your penis was the right idea

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>>5687076
h-hi

>>5687079
>>5687068

hehe yeah!!! you tell her, miss cock!!! how do you like them apples, elena? you bitch!!!!!

>>5687078
The east coast is only considered the center of culture and fashion in the US by east coast trash. You'd have a better position if it weren't so laughably self-serving. Who the fuck cares about satellite hubs?

(And from manufacturing, to launch, to ground sat tracking the East coast isn't the center of shit regarding satellites.)

How fucking pathetic does a region of the world have to be that it can only claim bald lies for its relevance?

>>5687076
I am a boy and I very much so want you

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>>5687079
Honestly, what you need is to have sex ...

like seriously, you are basically Elliot Rodgers over here and think everyone's life is better than yours because they had sex. Go find a chaser or something to lose it to. You will see how overrated it is.

>>5687076
wow you actually look like a 30+ year old in this pic

>>5687078
the east coast is filled with humidity and black crime

>>5687076
Boys would want you... you're reallly pretty. :3

>>5687070
do you really think kayla could write something so self-aware?

Any MtFs here who will never ever pass but aren't braindead nuts?
How do you cope?

>be on hrt for 6 years
>be still not completely finished with this garbage
kill me

>>5687076
Aaaaaaah, cutie.

>>5687090
Hello, Grandma.

>>5687079
>chewed up bubble gum meat betwixt
Kek

Out of curiosity, why do you insult people with SRS but want it yourself?

>>5687076
Boys are kind of unfairly hot. Probably a bad sign for my remaining a mostly neutral bi...

>>5687089
Reminder that girlycocks are literally a e s t h e t i c.

>>5687090
Lol, clearly fucking jelly.

>>5687079
(You)

>>5687086
(You)

>>5687100
because it costs money she doesnt have, or in the case of elanna and europeans, its usually covered by the state

>>5687095
I mean I don't pass but I am kind of a gun nut. I am otherwise sane by most people's standards. I just think Gun and free speech rights should be absolute.

>first konata now this kylo faggot sperging out and about

can't have a moment of worthwhile discussion without some faggot fucking this place up

>tfw miss cock will never leave

>>5687100
>insult
the only insult is that I wont die when I want to die
I want out of this nightmare for good

>>5687095
Denial, mostly. On a rational level I know I won't ever pass, but on an emotional level I still haven't accepted that.

>>5687107
i was being ironic kayla please dont hate me

>>5687087
>Who cares about satellite hubs?
Pretty much silicon valley desu. Also, you realize that a significant portion of your internet traffic hops a satellite at multiple points right?
Oh, can't forget telecommunications which The East coast is the center of.
Biotec too.
I could go on but let's not forget medical research, the most colleges pumping out medical degrees, the most labs doing research and development on new technology.
You realize too that the most launches take place from Canaveral? Vandenberg ain't got shit on Canaveral.
What's the left coast got?
Silicon valley.
Funny thing too, the east coast does have the most manufacturing hubs, the largest ports, and the highest density of concentrated wealth per capita.

Tell me more about how the east coast doesn't have shit.

Trip on Kayla.

>>5687113
mtfg isn't for good discussion. It's the first filter for finding good people and groups to talk to.

>>5687114
I will say that you're the most interesting person here

>tfw u want to leave this shitty thread but u are waiting to see if senpai notices u

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>>5687095
>MtFs here who will never ever pass
>aren't braindead nuts

Pick one and only one.

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>>5687108
>tfw no state covered SRS
meh, I'll save up then

>>5687114
That's a lie
If you truly did, you would've done it

im a chaser who lives near kayla and even though every fiber in my body is telling me not to do this, i may be willing to have sex with her if it means she will mellow out

>>5687112
You didn't answer the question...

>>5687116
That's not coping, that's denial...

>>5687135
Am I just supposed to talk a long walk off a short pier then?

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>>5687138

>>5687138
Please do it Anon.


She needs it I am telling you. I am not into Kayla so despite my bi cock loving ways I am not the one to clean out her gutters.