mtfg - depressed and never well dressed edition

First for getting someone started is the best feel

>tfw you will never be yume's one true love
bitter feels

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>>5687387
First for femboy for life. ;~;

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>tfw have to go outside in two hours
>tfw look like a manly man with boobs and long hair

Kill me tbhon.

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It's a bread thread!
Thanks Mado!

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nth for learning

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>tfw no bf to be a cute faggot with

>>5687386
japs get out

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>>5687400
abstract feel
>>5687399
hmmmm
>>5687405
i got a lesson for u on rocks baby.... *bashes ur head in with a rock*

get learned puta

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nth for killing it on tinder

Just tell me one thing.

Is it worth it?

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>>5687399
kek count your lucky stars anon
>>5687404
Anytime Aria, you waifu stealer!
>>5687405
The less you know!!
>>5687407
y live

>>5687416
post ur pic

>>5687419
def

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>>5687416
tinder is gay d00d

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>ywn be a Denver Broncos cheerleader to be seen by millions while older men all over the world make ribald comments and then forgotten about 3 seconds later

Why is life so cruel? ;_;

>>5687421
n-no

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>>5687419
Only if you can pass.

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Cis girl here. I want a pet transgender. Not for sexual purposes but to help. Must be over 18, preferably depressed and impressionable.

>>5687426
the only moderately cute one is the one on the right

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>>5687434
hi

>>5687426
agp plz

>>5687430
Not a chance in hell unless FFS takes off in the next two years.

>>5687434
will you pay for me to live with you? if so sign me up

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>>5687434
Sounds fun

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>>5687420
Mado did you try I'm scared of girls yet? Is it any good?

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>>5687434
what's the point if its not sexual?

how about i make you my pet desu

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>>5687434
Cis girls are awful hugboxing retards.

>>5687416
i tried tinder once, i got matched with a swedish immigrant who looked like a crack whore
>tfw

>>5687419
Absolutely.

>>5687434
Go away. Or stay and talk about your periods.

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>>5687434
>I want a pet transgender.

>>5687434
>tfw not even good enough to be some psycho's pet
kmn senpai

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hey tinder fag, use some of these sick lines

i think i might do it myself, but ever since i made all the pics on my tinder ones with my MAGA hat i havent seem to be getting many likes...... weird??? i wonder if there's a correlation

>>5687452
tinder is alot of fun if you're being a dick

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>>5687442
Then you better save up for FFS or embrace hon life.

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>>5687452
> i got matched with a swedish immigrant who looked like a crack whore


uhhhh remy.... that means you liked them... which means you looked at a pic of them and said "hmmm you look like a crack whore.... DEAL."

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>>5687446
Gahhh I should, if I don't try it soon next time I trip I will, that sounds like it would be really fun.

>>5687467
Nah I mean better tech.
I am seriously fucked up by test.
I was so cute before puberty... ;-;

>>5687469
ngl senpai i do like people that look a bit rough around the edges & i love nordic accents so *farts*

>>5687419
If it's necessary it's necessary, but your happiness and quality of life will be dictated by passing alone.

>>5687346
No u

>>5687350
Niceu, when are you planning on moving?

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>>5687475
saw rite thru ur ruse

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>>5687474
>tfw looked like a girl before puberty
Now I look like an extremely manly man even after hrt.

Sugar pills mang.

>>5687426
sir please, you're making a scene, sir.

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>tfw no butt

>>5687420
take a look, burn a book

>>5687414
*dies*

>>5687460
>I would berry my dick so deep inside you whoever pulls it out would be crowned king arthur
this will never stop making me laugh

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>>5687477
within the next 20 days, put in our 30 day about 10 days ago

i want to move asap and get to portland, the area we're looking at is REALLY nice and its on the Train System! It also has a huge shopping strip that is like 2 or 3 strips actually, and its on the mountains kinda so u can see portland. Almost every place had a 'hiring' sign as well, p great.
>>5687489
>*dies*

you dont escape life that easily whore

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>The thought of passionately kissing someone turns me on more than anything else.
Whats wrong with me.

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>>5687489
welp no more books

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>>5687484
>tfw could look like a girl before puberty even with short hair
>puberty rekts my body
fuck puberty

>>5687484
What if I jump face first into a slow moving vehicle?

Think insurance would rebuild my face as a girl's if I told them to?

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>>5687471
Awesome. I found another spooky game that kind of reminded me of the 3d version of Mirai Nikki this time but only when it comes to atmosphere not story or gameplay.

It's called "imscared". I am good at finding games with "I'm scared" in the title lol.

who here /desperately throws ur body at anyone who will have sex with u because u are worthless trash with low self-esteem and need to be constantly validated/

>>5687495
bc kissing is better than sex desu

>>5687481
hey dude i never said it was a bad feel :^)

>>5687474
>current FFS tech not good enough
usually it looks pretty good on non-late transitioners/people under 25. just how fucked up are you?

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Well, I'm emotionally and physically drained. Time for pills. Have a good night everyone, and let's do it again, but better, tomorrow.

Also, good luck to our random chaser and Kayla both.

>>5687495
iktf

>>5687503
I would if anyone would do me.

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>>5687497
>tfw looked like 25 when I was 15 because fuck me
At least I don't have to be a man if I never leave my apartment.

>>5687498
Only one way to find out~

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>>5687484
Lain, could you not? You're not in any position to look objectively at your own quality of life and passability, much less give advice to someone trying to make an important decision like this.

>tfw not part of a tranny orgy meme team

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1454895991553.webm

>>5687434
Try it.
You live in Florida? Cause I'd be down for it then.

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>>5687495
>Whats wrong with me.
You're showing feelings, as if it was, almost human.
>>5687501
hmm well you must link me it sometime! I'm gonna be back and forth from being afk

>>5680678
i've had a trans girl date me and fuck me over mentally/emotionally and now i can't get off the abuse train, welp

>>5687517
burn gooks

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>>5687520
>>5687501
Shit I just realised I said Mirai Nikki instead of Yume Nikki. What. The. Fuck.

>>5687521
same plus it was a girl on mtfg

i haven't had any relationships since

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>>5687521
Let's get off the train together
>>5687525
kek i got what you meant senpai it's all good

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>>5687516
That's not advice.

>>5687508
I'm only 19 but I come from a long line of lumberjacks and marines.
I posted my face twice in different generals here and got laughed out twice because people thought it was bait.
I still want to be a woman though, and can't stop hating myself as I am.

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>tfw ur feefees arent qt enough to make a weird footfag sniffu them after they've been worn sockless in shoes all day

what an aesthetic feel

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hm

>>5687538
>tfw you have those perma stoned/tired looking eyes
jdimsa

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>>5687531
Ye Mado I fucked up there.

>>5687535
I'm sort of meh about my feet.

Positives
>they look pretty average for a cis woman

Negatives
>they're about 2 EU sizes too large
>they pass for women's feet but not for pretty feet so I'll never be able to rake in that footfag dough

>>5687535
Meh if you were manly I'd sniff them.
I don't get off on letting "females" Dom me.

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good morning

>dreaming
>in dream be watching movies with olde buddies
>spooning with one of them
>he hugs me from behind holding his hand on my tummy
>he announces that im preggo with his child to everyone
>die of shame and blush like mad but feel so great at the same time

...aand then you wake up and remember this is an impossible scenario in more than one way.

>get new vibrating dildo
>much thicker
>much longer
>has curved almost hook-like thing on the end that becomes dull after you put the sleeve on
>try to put it in my butT
>intense shooting pain internally
What is this ow

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>>5687545
You'll never be a fuck up like me senpai it's all good

>>5687533
What's this then? >>5687430 >>5687467

>>5687494
Sounds like an awesome place ^^

>>5687484
Iktf

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I summon Emma!

>>5687457
Kayla?!?!

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>>5687554
I don't think you are a fuck-up Mado.

>>5687560
Hi

>>5687553
>has curved almost hook-like thing on the end that becomes dull after you put the sleeve on

lmao what? sounds dangerous

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>>5687555
I think it's pretty good advice tbhon.

>>5687556
>implying you're manly

>>5687534
>laughed out twice because people thought it was bait
Post it you freak.

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>>5687563
Get to really know me sometimes senpaitachi
it what I do best

>>5687552
I've had that dream
I like that dream
I wish I didn't have to wake up to this reality and could dream like that forever

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>>5687560
yes hi hello
>>5687565
but you're not me!

>>5687400
rachel pls leave

>>5687573
it's bad advice. you don't know anything about going full-time, living as a girl, or finding happiness in general

who is mado and why is she so popular

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>>5687583
I know having a man face and not being able to pass is horrible.

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>>5687573
Go full time now!

>>5687573
You aren't in a position to give it or decide if it's good advice though, how do you know if transition is worth it when you havn't transitioned?

>>5687585
mado is fun & i like fun

>>5687587
your face isn't bad and you can pass
all you know is that being a dumb hiki neet is horrible

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>>5687585
Me and I don't know

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>>5687575
I don't think I can Mado. I want to be your friend and talk but I'm probably really boring or you don't/won't really like me. It's strange because I feel we have a lot of similarities...

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>>5687565
>>5687579
I get two Emmas now? This is the best day! I am truly a very powerful witch!!

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>>5687593
>your face isn't bad and you can pass

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>>5687595
You won't know unless you give it a shot.

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>>5687595
You're not boring at all, I am bad at holding conversation and I've actually always kinda admired you so I'm worried about the samething, like boring you or just being straight up mundane. But I've always loved talking to you.

>>5687585
She passes and is attractive so its easy for her to make friends

>>5687534
oh god lets see it

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Have we all like...just tried not being self-hating sad-sacks?

Do you think that could work?

What if being pretty and girly on the inside is enough to be happy?

>>5687611
Kayla pls

>>5687611
thanks kayla

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>>5687610
iktf ;~;

>>5687611
Mado isn't on hormones and is a cis male, what are you talking about?

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>>5687611
>She passes
I'm femboy at best

So two people say it's worth it and two say only if I pass.

Great. A life of misery either way. I guess I'll get on HRT then. Informed consent or therapist?

>>5687621
post pic

>>5687598
can I apprentice under you

I wanna be a witch someday too ;~;

>>5687621
post pics

>>5687611
idrk her or what she looks like but i just noticed a lot of people are super into her lately and feel left out of the loop ;_;

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>>5687621
ayy gurl u wan sum fug?

>>5687598
Use your witch magic to turn me into a girl

>>5687621
Not to mention you're not even trans, so why the fuck are you here chaser?

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>tfw you will never have a good voice so you can talk to your friend
>tfw you will never pass so you can meet him

>>5687622
Therapist.
IC is stupid AGP shit.

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>>5687619
>cis male
u wot m8
>>5687618
I'll be here though
>>5687623
>>5687625
Anon I...
>>5687628
ay ya bae
>>5687633
Totes Malotes dog.

>>5687622
Both. IC to get your pills, therapist to help you get your head around the things that will be messing you up during transition.

>>5687637
I mean you're not trans, you've said this yourself many times.

Fuck off to /femgen/

>>5687637
post pic. we're all friends here

>>5687618
Raveranon, you're fun to talk to ;~;

>>5687622
Informed consent if you can, but have some sort of mental health care throughout. Early transition can get pretty rough.

>>5687633
>implying mado is cis or a chaser

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>>5687621
Do you identify as a femboy or as a trans girl?

>>5687637
I think they're confused because you've said that you're not sure if you're mtf or something else, right?

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>>5687610
Aw Mado, you're a sweetheart. You don't bore me, I like chatting with you about random things, takes my mind off the real mundane thing which is my day to day life. So ye, you can message me whenever you want and I'll do the same if you'll have me.

>>5687618
Kara you're wonderful too <3
You two are str8 up the best people in this thread for me desu

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>>5687624
I will teach you everything I know but it is something you must be born with I'm afraid...
>>5687631
Step into my office

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>>5687646

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>>5687642
>not having seen mado
step your game up anon
>>5687650
you make a pretty cute witch

>>5687650
Alright, I'm in
pls turn me into a girl now

>>5687622
as long as you're sure your trans, Informed consent

that way you can start as soon as you need to

>>5687633
as someone who knows mado irl, I'm pretty sure shes actually trans

I just came up with a new term for a type of hon: buthisface

like a butterface, except for someone whose body passes but face doesn't

examples: giant-mouth-girl-from-mtfg-with-big-bobs(can't remember name), me, Faye, a lot of anons

I'm a little high so this might not be as genius as I think it is, but you can be the judge of that

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>>5687654

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>>5687657
>tfw you missed the time Mado posted here
I don't need to see it to know she's cute though

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>>5687641
Yeah but I feel comfortable here. I'm going to be on hormones most likely too so here I am.
>>5687642
kek
>>5687646
Neither. But i'm p a fem boy atm
>>5687648
I'm just whatever. I'm comfortable being a boy but I wanna look as like a girl as much as possible. Without surgery.
>>5687649
I'll have you any time of anytime of anyday, you're a delight to talk too. It's just getting the energy to massage someone's that's hard.

old pic dropped

>>5687672
mado a cute assassin

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>>5687650
I'll do my best senpai

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>>5687667

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>>5687657
Only pretty cute?
>>5687658
I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do...
You've been a girl all along! : )

>>5687672
you look like a man. you're not going to pass.

post bad features

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>>5687672
>tfw mado looks like a cute girl
rip me

>>5687678
oh
oh no

>>5687672
>wearing a choker

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>somebody asked if I was ftm today
i think this means boymode is becoming useless

i think

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>>5687674
I'm autistic for hoods. But thank you!!
>>5687681
lolu
>>5687684
Don't die on me Kups
>>5687690
Judge me anon, judge me hard.
Thought it looked cute, fits my faggotry.

>>5687672
ywn consensually hold hands with mado

bad feel

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>>5687675
Stay true and you may some day surpass even me~

>>5687692
I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just being honest

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>>5687672
Well you're certainly really cute, and you seem very friendly too, so I guess that solves the the popularity mystery.

I also seriously doubt you need to worry about any kind of surgery to look like a girl either since...you know...You already look like one.

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>>5687644
Y-You too Elanna

>>5687649
Thanks Kass. I just wish I could be more or do better or something.. anything. ;~;

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>>5687672
God I remember this pic. It was the original one of you I saw months ago. So adorableeee <3

also I know what you mean about starting up convos, you're right. It mind sound simple but it's not an easy thing! So yeah things will happen at their own pace, I'm still gonna bombard you on steam tho haha :p

>>5687692
It's not cute. It's edgy crybaby shit

>>5687672
Mado a qt

>>5687681
Back to susans, take your bitterness with you

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>>5687691
>Not being fulltime
Ishygddt

>>5687704
this desu

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>>5687677

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>>5687681
If Mado looks like a man then I must look like an absolute barbarian.

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i want to be a cute girl who makes boys want to date her

>>5687710
you do

>>5687716
I know. ;_;

>>5687710
You are beautiful

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>>5687693
Just believe Rems
>>5687696
I'm okay with that, it never was my real goal.
>>5687700
You're very sweets yourself Ohhsss!
>>5687702
Thank you! I do like that picture
Feel free to bombard me anytime i'll respond if I can! Also you should play yume nikki sometimes and let me watch.
>>5687706
Thank youu!

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>>5687707
it's less that i'm not full time and more that i dress like a tomboy and have short hair. i just don't like girly things on me, that's for my subby.

>>5687715
Don't you have a man?

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>>5687715
iktf

>>5687723
>I'm okay with that, it never was my real goal.

If it's not your goal then you're not trans, and if you're not trans, then you don't belong here. Nice AGP image by the way.

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>>5687715
>tfw boy likes me even though he knows what I look like and says I pass
I wish I had a voice.

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>>5687710
Look at those long beautiful locks! I bet she's a total manslayer! Men will be piling up at her feet!

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>>5687722
But I haven't even posted a photo of myself.

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>>5687503
>>5687715

>not fucking the hottest men you meet as a sport and having intimacy issues
shiggydiggy maddie-chan

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>>5687730
So you're the one that decides who's trans and who's not, neato. Also thank you!!

>>5687727
>>5687738
im dating someone but its not like it will go anywhere because he's married. its just something to keep me from being lonely rn. i have been dating around but i have to work pretty hard at it and it tends not to go anywhere. im not pretty enough for guys to like hit on me or come onto me

>>5687739
You just said it yourself that you're not trans.

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>>5687701
You are doing your best boo, keep at it and things will improve :)

>>5687723
I think I'll actually do that Mado. Help me set it up and I'm totes down for it.

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>>5687741
>he's married

>>5687737
I don't care. You were kind to me, so you'll always be beautiful to me.

how do you make a trans woman happy?

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>>5687709

>>5687741
If guys don't come onto you, how is it you have a relationship?

>>5687747
trick question

transwomen are never happy

>>5687747

fuck me hard for a few hours, buy me pizza, give me all of your money, and then leave me alone with it.

>>5687746
Does it work like that? Maybe I should be kind to myself sometime...

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>>5687747
SUCC

>>5687745
y-yes. idk i feel like its better than nothing ;_; also you always have the perfect reaction images
>>5687750
its not a relationship, its just casual but we have been out on 4 dates. idk i just am persistent -- i use tinder and okcupid a lot and meet a lot of people

>>5687755
You cracked the code

>>5687747
You treat her with respect. Listen to her complain about feels. Buy her things. Kiss her a lot. Fuck her good.

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>>5687737
You've got good taste in cute reptiles and amphibians so you are beautiful in my book.

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*paaarp*

hello

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who was that

>>5687753
what if I just give them the money?

>>5687751
is this true, like for real. Is it really impossible?

>>5687757
You sound really stupid. I hope they guys wife finds out and kills you in a jealous rage but then again your probably much stronger than her.

>>5687769
he's in an open marriage you judgmental idiot

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>>5687768
>what if I just give them the money?
no, the hard fucking and pizza buying is a necessary step.

also make sure you SUCC, all trans girls love SUCC.

>>5687767
that nerd in the corner

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>>5687765
>>5687767
let me be the first to say that she who smelt it dealt it

i bid u adieu

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>>5687744
Download it from here http://www.theneitherworld.com/yumenikki/ !! then message me on steam!

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>>5687757

girl... dating a married man isn't better than nothing lol. it's like ... if you had 20$, and you used it to buy you and someone else a pizza, and then your friend ate their half and then took your slices home to give to someone else. and they just kept doing that. for months. except in this case it's not pizza slices. i would maybe fuck a married guy if i was desperate (which i've thought about in the past) but dating? like what do you get out of that in reality, like tf

>>5687768

if you just gave me money and left me alone that'd make me pretty happy too yes

>>5687771
wait is the daddy who posting here earlier with his kids?

>>5687771
>getting leftovers from a failing marriage

Stay classy.

>>5687756
>>5687759
>>5687753
>>5687751
what if she's repulsed by me?

>>5687773
what is SUCC

Post selfies

>>5687768
Money can't buy happiness, or if it can I don't know where they sell it.

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>>5687776
fucc

>>5687784
S U C C
U
C
C

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>>5687725
>Not being the sub
Ishygddt

>>5687738
How is your relationship with your father?

>>5687757
He's never gonna leave her for you, here's a song about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUuitP7KLkE

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>>5687784

what makes you repulsive?

>>5687785

k

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>>5687784
>what is SUCC
what is SUCC?

>>5687784
Get less repulsive.

>tfw started writing all my insecurities and feelings at the end of a day in a journal and I'm already feeling better

I was pretty much doing the same thing with 4chan and blogging so why not just keep it to myself and use it to vent life situations and explore my thoughts.

Also there is a certain someone who's name starts with a K and ends with ayla that should keep a journal instead of coming to this place.

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>>5687573
>implying you're manly
Hugboxing doesn't help

>>5687768
If you somehow can allow her to be herself, and are able to fix her demons, you can make her very happy. Downside is that if you break her heart it will do a lot of damage

>>5687802
Smile and train your eyes.

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#1 way into a transgirls heart if ur a dude: let them fuck ur manpussy

all transgirls lust for the manpussy, spread urself on a bed for her and present urself seductively

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>>5687784
>what if she's repulsed by me?
hello
rato

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nini mtfg, i leave you this image as a parting gift

>>5687785
I'm [spoiler]the nervous looking one in the middle[/spoiler]

>>5687808
there's nothing to smile about

>>5687784
Learn your lambda calculus,
succ = λn.λs.λz.s(n s z)

221 / 109 in an hour and a half. Good job mtfg

>>5687809
Ew.

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>>5687785

>>5687780
i had a really nice time on our last date but yeah, then he like...left my place in the morning and went home to his wife. and that felt shitty. idk i guess i was telling myself it was ok because i was still seeing other people too and still on the lookout for a real bf. i just don't want to be alone
>>5687793
ik
>>5687794
pls teach me to overdraw my lips edie

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>>5687811
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

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>>5687777
Quads confirm. This is a sign from the angels that I must do this.

I'm dling the main file rn. I'll try and set it up on my own but I'll ask for help if iI'm somehow to dumb to figure it out. Also I should go to bed soon desu.

>>5687811
I want a cock hat

>>5687794
I Think its my arrogance.. but mostly I know I was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
you guys know how when someone is being cheated on they get pissed at WHOEVER said ANYTHING about it? yeah.. I was that one.. :(

>>5687798
if that is the only thing then its a deal breaker and makes it not worth it.

>>5687799
not possible, I hurt her when I wasn't even trying.

seriously considering just paying for her srs, just to get her to talk to me again.

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>>5687809
all true desu

trans girls want nothing more than to fucc that boi pucc

>tfw the first time I saw my ex, the first thing I thought was 'man, i'm glad she's weird and unattractive so i won't be attracted to her and make things weird between us'
i still think of her as the most beautiful girl i've ever met please kill me

>>5687823
>if that is the only thing then its a deal breaker and makes it not worth it.
how can you love a girl if you won't even
SUCC?
U
C
C
?

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>>5687793

my father passed away a long time ago. also i love that songgg

>>5687801

i have a private diary tumblr where i do that too tbqh. but i talk about the other stuff there that i don't talk about here idk

>>5687818

i'm totally not judging you for it or anything but i know that it's a shitty feeling the invest feelings into someone who isn't gonna be able to reciprocate them in the way you'd want. like you don't really seem to have him in the way you want him and once yall start fucking ....idk. it just sucks. sounds great for him, tho.
also you could overdraw if you use a lipstick and a lip brush if you didn't wanna use lip pencils. if ur gonna overdraw with a lip pencil it's prob better to do it with a nude lip.

>>5687823

then you need to make it up to them.

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>>5687822
i cant find one on etsy but i can buy a fucking gondola plushie on etsy

what has the world come to?

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>>5687813
Why does every single transgirl say this???

NEWSFLASH: PLENTY OF CIS WOMEN ARE MISERABLE

They still conduct themselves to please people. Women are natural born deceivers. That's just the way it is. If you want to be in the play, you have to play the part. So smile and be pleasant :)

>>5687829
simple, it would just be not worth it, she would no longer be a girl in my eyes. thus for then I would be repulsed. (not even kidding)

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>>5687785

>>5687809
How disgusting.

>>5687818
Eh if you're alright with that, then, I could never settle for being second.

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>>5687822

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>tfw really long face

>>5687831
http://customplanet.com/Designs/32-510/COCK-HAT/554239fe-5f49-4689-a4be-288166bb5320.aspx

>>5687838
no not that

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>>5687831
one day i'll really do it

ordering gondola now tho fampai

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>>5687831
welp that only means one thing

I need to learn how to sew and make one myself :T

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>>5687832

i'm pretty happy but i still don't think anyone needs to smile for you lmfao

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>>5687841
iktf

name a thing you low key hate about mtfg
i'm not allowed to call anyone bro or bruh here but its my favorite thing to call anyone
>>5687841
that sucks idk what to tell you it just sucks

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>>5687846
>>5687842
>>5687847
the one kuppy linked is cheaper

im buying this in a month when i have a job

it is my life goal to aquire as many meme hats as possible

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>>5687850

>name a thing you low key hate about mtfg
do some of the people count

>>5687823
Why don't you just move on? This may be the aspi talking but I never understood why people invest so much in someone else. Even when it is clearly detrimental to their well-being. For example, a woman in a physical abusive relationship.

>>5687858
if you low key hate them i guess
but could we not fight pls

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>>5687850
It's on a blue board

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>>5687853
Can I have a "Make America Great Again" hat for my b'day, Yume?

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>tfw everyone including random strangers refer to you as female
>tfw you know they're all just lying to make you feel better
>tfw you will never pass
>tfw so much self hate you have no friends
It never gets better.

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>>5687864
when i get an actual MAGA hat i'll ship you the one i have right now thats a knockoff, okay?

>>5687866
Hey Lain

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>>5687841
iktf

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>>5687853
kuppy's is cheaper, but mine is a fitted cap and not a trucker cap, has a more fitting font, and is embroidered.

you pay top dorra for quality COCK

>>5687858
what is kayla

>>5687862

i'm gonna high key punch ur butt with my fist nerd
(i'm kidding bb)

>>5687848
Why would it be for me? Smile for the world to see and maybe you'll feel less shitty.

>>5687850
>i'm not allowed to call anyone bro or bruh here but its my favorite thing to call anyone
iktf
Also, I lowkey hate any /pol/-tier chaser

>>5687869
Wow you have really pretty eyes!
#jealous

>>5687875
>any /pol/-tier chaser
you don't have to be passive aggressive elanna i know you hate me its fine
ITS FINE
>>5687873
edie don't be mean to me
i low key hate that

My friend was being really lewd today. She basically had her tits falling out of her shirt in front of me, she made me grab her keys because her hands were full and they just so happened to be in her apron (work) basically in her vagina, showed me her sex toys, and really huggy.

What does it mean, /mtfg/? Am I becoming handsome again? ;(
>>5687832
>tfw you can never take a picture of your real smile because you hate pictures
>tfw pass drastically better smiling
Another reason pictures are Satan
>>5687850
I call people 'bruh' a lot. Like, basically everyone.

>>5687853
DO IT

I want to wear the cock hat constantly

and if we're getting meme hats we should get a top gun one too

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Time to fall asleep watching paranoia type conspiracy theory documentaries!

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>>5687875
>/pol/-tier chaser
like chasers who want the SUCC but still lecture on muh degeneracy muh suicide rates muh when you're over 50?

they are my favourite.

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>>5687867
Time to stump the Bernie cucks

>>5687875
You can call me bro, bro
doesn't trigger me

>>5687850
I hate oddish
I hate kayla
I hate mado
I hate alice
I hate faye
I hate gem
I definitely hate working gem
I hate OhPee
I hate Moap
I hate Yume
I hate maddie
I hate melly
I hate anne
I hate remy
I hate sheen
I hate lalilly
I hate korra
I hate kira
I hate holic
I hate jormy
I hate elanna
I hate raifu
I hate kuppy
but above
everything else
I especially hate Dollfag

>>5687890
how do you feel about anon

>>5687881
She's clearly attracted to you. How do you feel about her?

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>>5687890
you didn't list me

>>5687881
>>5687881
bruh i just am afraid i'll offend everyone, and i just wanna be friends. i kinda admire the shit out of most of yall. you included. i don't wanna make any yall sad.
but bruh comes so natural to me, i type it countless times just to erase it because i can't be sayin that here.
congratulations on gettin tha booty btw
>>5687884
>ever being over 50
christ i hope not
>>5687890
i just appreciate being included but not singled out honestly.

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>>5687890

>>5687879
Wow really? Thanks!

Speaking of eyes, does hormones change your eyes in anyway? I was looking back at some old photos and my eyes looked so different.

>>5687895
I didn't even noticed you

>>5687871

a sissy shemale shecock wielder

>>5687874

ah huh

>>5687880

i lowkey wanna shove u in a locker rn nerd

>>5687890

>especially
ily2

>>5687861
I agree, on EVER SO MANY LEVELS, but I just want to see her smile. I miss it. Always wanted to cook for her, never got a chance. and she was so damn genuine. ive never seen that before. Not flamboyant, not arrogant, well grounded, and quite the political adversary. I had never come across anyone like her.
it was nice you know.
now I find myself sifting threw all these women trying to replace her, but now I find myself using her as a measuring stick. and shes not even someone I would have ever in a million years seen myself even remotely finding myself interested in, yet, I think she's great. Aaaand she hates me. Aaaand I lost her number... Aaaaand I truly and honestly don't know how to fix it.

>>5687884
Yeh, like the cartman template. They're all the same, and they're consistently terrible people.

>>5687885
Yeeeeeh bro! :3

>>5687890
Why even come here?

>>5687880
Oddish why do you have to come in here and lecture me on degeneracy? ;~;

>>5687890
>tfw im not in the list
>tfw when i rarely use my trip because there's already people who hates me

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>>5687883
that sounds pretty fun actually, where do you watch those?

>>5687901
>a sissy shemale shecock wielder
so you and kayla are basically twin?
wew lad

>>5687890
You and I can be friends.

>>5687898
Man nose

>>5687899
Your eyes have brightened because you're happier?

>>5687898
winning smile whoever this is
>>5687901
yo low key tho is this because i have a crush on anna are you jealous
>>5687899
>does hrt change your eyes
unfortunately, fuck no
i have the squintiest fucking eyes and they look like cowboy eyes and i just cant do anything about it
>>5687904
i wasn't lecturing you ;_;

>>5687868
This is my first time on lgbt actually, testing the water. So far no mentions of PTSD, this may be more sane than other trans areas of the net...

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>>5687904
Hey bro, wanna play some Call of Duty and drink some Mountain Dew?

>>5687890
>tfw anon hates you twice
why do you hate working gem more, is it bc I take like 10 mins to respond to people??

>>5687901
>ah huh

R u giving me attitude?

>>5687912
Oh
I apologize for the mistake
Welcome here

>>5687914
*paaarp*
BRO

>>5687902
Awww you just miss her! Take some time to grieve, dude. Just let it in that she's gone from your life.

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>tfw you have to go outside today and you realize it's literally impossible to hide your boobs

Awkward man lyfe

>>5687897
>tfw no female equivalent to bro, breh, bruh, lad

>tfw in my happy place right now listening to my vinyl collection and petting my doge

I'm pretty sure that this is as happy as I'm gonna be, so I'm going to just enjoy this shit.