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Old bread >>5684162
anyone ever tried a at home std test kit?
I want dick so bad but I don't want to get a disease for it
>tfw you look like a manly man
Anyone want a swedish bf?
TRANS GIRLS WITH PENISES > TRANS GIRLS WITH AXE WOUNDS
T. TRANS GIRL WITH PENIS
How many times have you taken cock before, slutte?
Nothing! I'm jelly tbqh. You don't have my stronk jaw.
>that last feel
being a male virgin is insanely embarrassing, i don't think a guy would lie about being one. just look on okcupid and see if they answered the "are you a virgin" question or something that gives it away
also you are a habitual liar
eh I'd rather have a manjaw than a manchin but beggars can't be choosers
>tfw he won't tease you when he scratches his junk and then catches you looking
>even more expensive to get it done well
>still doesn't really look right
>doesn't work like a real vagina
>isn't even a penis
I want to chop my balls off at least, it would be dank.
>mfw 3d nudes of gf
>mfw people still believe the "srs is bad mmk" mayma
you know, most mtfs here never got labiaplasty so their srs isn't really finished. Once you throw 30 grand at a vagina it tends to turn out great, too bad none of my grandparents ever gave me a dime before they died or I would have an ultra kawaii vagina instead of looking at facing a back door Tijuana penectomy because I am so poor
when I become an NP for kicks and begin practicing
should I write my prescriptions like
>spironolactone 25 mg po qid (720 tablets)/50mg po bid (360 tablets)/100mg po qd (180 tablets) or flutamide 250 mg po tid (540 tablets)/125mg po 6x a day (1080 tablets) or bicalutamide 25mg po qd (180 tablets)/50mg po once every two days (90 tablets), 180 days, 2 refills
>a back door Tijuana penectomy
Kayla please don't pay some random Mexican guy with a knife to cut off your penis just because it'll be cheaper than using a real hospital. There has to be a better way.
i may be biased because the only neovags ive seen are the botched ones that get shared around the internet so they kind of freak me out
gts are just inoffensive to me, i can just ignore them
>Speaking of yuri
I asked out a barista that I havent seen for a few months till today. Her name is Cam and she seems really pragmatic and cute. She also remembered my name after all that time. I was really uncouth with my approach. She said she had a partner but was flattered by my asking. I think she's dating a another girl but I have no clue. Still glad that I just asked instead of just ignoring my feelings :)
Just imagine all the other neat stuff I could buy with that much money though.
Ive actually contacted a "cutter" about an orchi in a hotel room, the guy is an ex orthopedic surgeon and gets off to cutting balls off, but he would supply the meds, pain killers, and do the orchi for free if he can jerk off as he does it.
This is what not having real health care does to a person, thanks america for making a back door nullifier my only choice at trans health care.
most doctors will tell you exactly what anti-androgen you need and won't let you pick your own, and the joke is that this would give the patient flexibility in picking their own medications
Literally kill yourself in real life Kyle.
Are you writing am book or something, what is this?
Its real, you go on bme forums and basically say you want an orchi and someone somewhere will do it. I just wanted it done in a hospital but apparently hospitals are only for the super wealthy or people with phd jobs that can pay for health care.
>phd jobs that can pay for health care.
u wot, any full time job gets healthcare m8. I was a secretary in a hospital and I could've gotten p good insurance if I didn't stay on my mum's plan
Yeh. Idk they're generally not awful looking, botched SRS is legitimately terrifying tho.
I guess I'm just of the opinion that the objectively superior set of genitals is the one the person attached to them is the most comfortable with. Aesthetically my tinkler probably looked better, but that doesn't count for a lot when I can't use it and my partner can't get anything out of it.
Hey /mtfg/, does anyone know any alternatives to spiro as a T-blocker? Preferably something that's not a diuretic and doesn't makes me wake up 5-7 times a night to have to run to the bathroom to pee?
It's starting to get really hard for me to get a full nights rest and whenever I talk to my endo about it it's like pulling teeth to get them to bring up any alternatives.
>he will never whisper things into your ear in public and make fun of you when you blush
>tfw you make a Machiavelli reference and your gf gets it
J-Just this once, it's not because I like you or anything baka
>not until later when he was pressing it against my butt
>I guess I'm just of the opinion that the objectively superior set of genitals is the one the person attached to them is the most comfortable with
oh yeah no doubt. i would also never turn a girl down based on her genitals either. unless they're disease ridden.
I don't think penis size should ever be the question to ask, you should ask a guy how many diseases his dick has.
Neither is your face but then nobody is gonna hold that against you.
>he will never see you as the best he can do
>you will always be the "I don't feel like working for a gf" gf
>he will always resent the fact that you are a tranny
>he will eventually leave you like everyone else does
>he will expand the hole inherently left in your heart when you were born a dude.
On another note, I sometimes worry that Kayla will wind up in the news. "Local trans woman gets benis lobbed off, gets major infection, dies".
>Best way to cuddle
tfw 6'3" and nobody would ever want to be my big spoon
Ye, I look a lot like him. I have tastes that aren't easily... pacified.
>hey dude how many diseases does your dick have bro
>hey, you're clean right?
>he will never date you and fall in love with you
>he will never talk about getting old together
>he won't cuddle with you in front of his friends
>he will defend your identity if you're around
>he will leave you the second he realizes he actually wants children
>tfw he will find a woman who can give him that, and more than you could ever give
I've been on an actual effective dose of mones for like not even three months yet gimme a break. plus people gender me female when I'm out and about :c pls no bully
>tfw you wiggle your butt against it and feel them squirm
being the little spoon is the best
I wish I was tinier so I could always be it
>started 200mg spiro + 4mg estrogen a day about a month ago
>still feel nothing different
what is the first thing i will notice? when will my disgusting body hair start to go thin? when will i get soft skin?
not like it matters since i can't afford laser for my face anyways...
they sent the test to labcorp in az because that's what they do baka
honestly i'm kinda just bantering anyway because i'm pretty mtfg would laugh at me if i actually had sex with you
>so you dont feel bad at all that kids saw the porn you posted?
Cute boys with their shirts off isn't porn, grandpa. Visit a beach some day.
>you are one sick puppy, you know that?
Says the chaser daddy sitting on an image board with his kids, hunting for hormonal failed males to fuck.
We're all horny as fuck here and can't help it. But keep telling us how to live, I'm sure we'll start listening.
Yeah they do it politically, like they kill themselves to prove a point and make a post that gets posted on their tumblr like a week after they've done it. Like that girl who jumped in front of the truck and started the whole "jumping in front of trucks while being trans" meme.
i was on like 100 mg spiro a day and 1 mg estrogen a day for like a month before. before that i was on even lower doses for like 3 months because my doctor was a retard.
i've got a very reputable doctor now and she started me on these new doses.
I'd be okay with a chaser bf so long as it's you.
idk wot u look like m8, post pic. also clarify which one you've got, butts are important.
>he will never be your dream bf in every way
>ywn be his dream gf save for the gt
>ywn fall in love with each other
>ywn move in and hear his mom ask how his bf is
>he will never hide your relationship from everyone from then on out
>he will never tell you that outside this house you are only friends
>he will never tell you that you are his house wife, nothing more.
>he will never take home a cis girl as you cry yourself to sleep on the couch
>he will never tell you to pack your shit the next week
>ywn move into a cold empty studio with just a computer and a bed on the floor.
>"jumping in front of trucks while being trans" meme
favorite tranny meme besides miss cock and portland
>if you can't be bothered to put any effort at all into getting it
I thought one of the perks of being a girl is that the guy is supposed to put all the work in to sex?
I just want to suck a dick like this how hard is that to get a hold of a man with a dick?
According to this chart, Norm butt looks most closely like mine. Wish it had a cooler name though.
>tfw best friend is basically that
>tfw he's dating a bitch
>tfw living in a studio apartment
>tfw we're just friends around other people
>tfw when it's just us he's pushed me against a wall and choked me
>or hugged me really softly
>tfw I will never know if I'm reading into it or if he actually cares
>I want to go for a walk
>but I'm not gonna wear shoes or clothes because they might be dirty
>could go to the clothes store but there are protesters
>fuckkkk why is it so hard to go for a walk
shut the fuck up kayla
nah I'm ugly dw bb I won't dissapoint u
You look purrdy, hard to tell though, dem shades in da way m80.
Bishes, here's the deal with butts, its more about who's it is rather than what it looks like. Having a badonkadonk compared to norm/bone doesn't really matter. As long as it isn't hairy and stuff you're good!
I have before. :c
Date me friend! <3
Looks like I'm not the only one ripping images from recently translated Korean strip manga with questionable SFW ratings!
>Date me friend! <3
This made my heart skip a beat and I freaked out a little, gosh I'm pathetic.
I WANT A BF SO BADLY
>tfw want get legit opinions on my chances of passing
>post pic on reddit
>feel like shit
>post pic here
>hideous hons will unleash their frustration on me
>feel like shit
what do i do
>tfw your best friend tells you he's a chaser when you are both really drunk
>tfw you forget
>tfw you joke with him about it
>tfw you get really excited because he is pretty much your dream bf
>tfw he won't do anything with me
I want off this ride.
Post a pic here, people are more honest than you'd think, at least I think so ;_;
>I thought one of the perks of being a girl is that the guy is supposed to put all the work in to sex?
That's just something lazy girls say.
>tfw when i will never have a blonde hairless twink bf and we will never live in some cabin in some forest out in oregon
Best hair color on men and worst on female tbhon.
>Did I salvage it?
I'll let this image answer for me.
>I'm a chaser
>Talks in stutters and tries to sound cutsey
I'll be blunt, these personas that you're putting on come across as desperate and autistic. Just be yourself.
alright I dare you guys to find something wrong with this one
What's so funny about a name?
I'm here from the middle of a crappy super bowl halftime to bring you this wonderful picture
I get it. This is a parody right? Your a method comedy actor and your trying your routine on us first right?
>went to movies with friends
>dress a little nicer than usual
>jeans, boots, kinda see through black tank and leather jacket
>best friend didn't bring his gf
>random commercial about vaseline
>convo starts about lube cause apparently some degenerates use it as lube
>best friend mentions how he never needs lube because he makes his gf so wet
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
still, a cute bartender gave me a free refill cause I ended up having to sit out the movie because of motion sickness and a migraine, and he thought I was a chick, as did the rest of the staff
not the worst pretransition pic ever, you have a fairly solid chin a jawline but so do a lot of cis women. you'll pass eventually probably
But it's wrong.
Therefore I found something wrong with it~!
>Inventing shit to be wrong because fuck it.
oh my god thats cute :3
I need to get a cute snek of my own
just out of curiosity, which marker would you like on the map? you sent like 3 different ones with slightly different punctuation
the first one was the best in my opinion
I just dyed it black.
Yeah I still have em as well.
Did I miss the notification that wet orgasms stop while on HRT? Cause the fluid itself (Not the wiggly bits) gets made elsewhere from my understanding.
When are we going to buy a bunch of these and have /mtfg/ orgies?
I want that Garde'
Where did you get it? Give it to me!
Well the only natural blonde men I know I work with and it's blonde blonde, with blonde eyebrows and beards. It's gross.
The "barely blonde" blonde is okay, but it's practically brown at that point
I only see women with natural really blonde hair and very few men but I agree
normal blonde > very blonde
Ha. I thought it was bugged or something. I missed the message saying it had to be approved by the admin.
The 1st one is fine.
I want to die, like today would be preferable... but I dont want to at the same time and also I'm scared of dying.
I need to lose weight and I try and fail and I'm scared that when I do all my fears will be correct and I'll have a man body but I know its the only way I can ever be happy and normal.
people tell me I pass but its obvious that I dont the pain of electrolysis, which I have to grow my beard out for, is terrifyingly bad... but its still not as bad at the thoughts that creep in reminding you why you have to get it in the first place
I get more than enough sleep and I feel exhausted.
>tfw this will never happen to you
that has the wrong filename
Same place I got this Stuffed one.
...In Japan, at one of the pokemon stores.
>Green card marriages aren't a thing in Canada anymore ;~;
WHY DOES CANADA KEEP RUINING MY LIFE
Really? You guys still have wet orgasms?
How long have you been on hormones for? I've been on them for almost 6 years now. I remember having some but less than before I started for a year or two, but then it went away completely.
Do you mind if I ask what your doses are like? I guess it's not a huge deal or anything, but it definitely made orgasms feel a bit more fulfilling. Plus some guys and girls like that kind of thing.
>mfw i use the elliptical for an hour and it says i burned 400 calories
Do electro now so you Dont have to fall into horribly depressed temporary alcoholism sleep deprived boy mode with declining skinn softness from energy drinks and depression.... Beards suck
Doing it sooner is better than later.
>tfw he starts talking about his gf with you
>tfw you don't want to be mean so you pay attention and respond to it
>tfw you cry when you get to bed because tfw no best friend bf
yeah apparently it's kidney stones even tho I didn't have any pain
he said to follow up in a week or two with my pcp and if there is still blood in my urine I should prolly get an abdominal ct to check for stones/cancer/tumors/etc
i did, right after having a panic attack. This was yesterday and bc of the stress I woke up with an awful migraine this morning that refused to go away for about six hours
It's not a big deal, everyone pisses and shits blood sometimes, it's just a part of getting older. Hell, I don't remember the last time I went to the bathroom and DIDN'T get blood everywhere.
>Close to 6 years HRT, post-op
woah, woah, woah WHAT.
You POST-OP and you have wet orgasms? How does that work? Do you have the colon graft style?
4mg and 2 pills spiro daily The trick is keeping stimulation going. Women have orgasms too ya know, and failing to give some kind of tickling can cause you to just have dry orgasms which are slightly better than retrograde orgasms.
(To check for retrograde orgasms just wait till you go pee afterwards. If its cloudy somewhat, you've had a retro. Had a few of those and they're just odd cause it's like "Why the hell do I feel like I had one but there's nothing there?" )
And IDK, I guess it's just cause I try having one at least once or twice a week just to feel a bit good for a few minutes. Takes a lot of reading though.
>I feel kinda tropical tonight
yeah I always try to be super and friendly and nice to her and when I'm talking to him about her, but it fucking kills me inside.
on the other hand it was really hard to stop myself from grinning when he confided in me that he and her were going through a rough patch and he didn't know if it was going to work out
>tfw you love someone you emotionally support them even when it might hurt you
I'm 22 tho, and it's not just once. it happened a week ago too, both times were like right after I'd wanked with a buttplug and hitachi, which is why I can't stop thinking about the fact that it might be prostate cancer
>I'm 22 tho
Anon I was kidding. It's not even normal for old people to piss or shit blood. You're dying and should probably try to make your peace with God and take care of whatever's left on your bucket list.
WE ARE NOT HAVING A SNAKE
I DO WANT A FLIGHTLESS BIRD AS A PET THOUGH
IM JUST NOT SURE WHAT WOULD EVEN BE GOOD
I WANT A PET DINOSAUR AND THAT IS THE CLOSEST THING
it actually wasnt me i swear
>tfw dark brown hair that becomes almost black during winter and autumn
Didn't ask for this
No, standard penile inversion technique. Presumably it's because the prostate and other plumbing is left intact? It's thin and clear but still there, I was pretty surprised too.
I'm trying but its kind of hard when you are trans and look like a man causing dysphoria and depression, depression = want to eat
I'm going to get my anti depressant boosted and talk to my gp about some sort of help that can be done for weightloss and mental health are concerned I'm going to kill myself and its a great possibility
I don't like being mean, and I want you to try and understand that this isn't me being mean when I say this. But mones aren't magic.
An overweight middle age man on hormones isn't going to turn into young 24 year old qt like most of the girls in /mtfg/, the most you can hope for is becoming an overweight middle age woman.
There is a lot more to transitioning than just popping girly pills and praying. Lose weight, practice makeup, consider FFS.
And above all remember you're way past the age where you'll get optimal results, no matter what.
100mg per tablet so 200 mg
so I'm 4mg estro and 200mg spiro
remember that time yli /int/ had the country flags removed and then /int/ got removed cus admin was pissed last week
if you get a flightless bird I'll get a giant snake
whichever pet survives we keep :)
A Bird is a dinosaur though.
Birds are the only surviving branch of dinosaurs left.
>Using that paleo knowledge!
>Has fuzzy fluffy feathers.
>Need heat lamp and has no arms.
Why be a snek when you can be a bird.
Besides, when was the last time people made multi hundred million dollar movies about sneks?
>when you try to make your hormone pills more potent by putting them up your butt and they just fall out because you're loose
>when you devise a plan to keep your butthole facing the ceiling for a few hours while your butt insides dissolve the pills
>when you're reading russian literature with your rosebud pointing to the heavens and suddenly you have to farto
>when you farto so hardo that you launch the mones pills into the air and they land all over your bed
it's not fair
Snakes have no complex emotion.
A crow or dog or something can love you on some primal level, probably.
>Box office gross: 75,108,998
>About the jews.
>Jews are just slimy, like newts. Not snakes.
>Box office 321 Million.
>Box office gross
>For all four films
>Land before time (The not shitty millions of sequels.)
>Box office gross 85 million.
Hell even a Don Bluth film beats your snek war movie!