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Yuri edition

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Old bread >>5684162
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first
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First for memes.
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Oh here we go!
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I WANT AGP TO LEAVE
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anyone ever tried a at home std test kit?
I want dick so bad but I don't want to get a disease for it
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>tfw you look like a manly man
Anyone want a swedish bf?
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TRANS GIRLS WITH PENISES > TRANS GIRLS WITH AXE WOUNDS

T. TRANS GIRL WITH PENIS
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>>5685299
find a virgin
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>>5685285
Forbidden love means we all get to be brides!
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>>5685299

Can't you just make sure to always use protection?
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>>5685299
How many times have you taken cock before, slutte?
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Cocks r cool desu :)
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>>5685318
what is the point of playing with a penis if I can't taste it?

>>5685311
men are habitual lairs so I won't even trust one with my body
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>>5685297
this is not work safe
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Why is he so perfect? :3
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>tfw you're watching sportsball with your dad and being his son while you still can
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>>5685320
He's a 26 year old virgin.
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>>5685270
Nothing! I'm jelly tbqh. You don't have my stronk jaw.
>that last feel
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>>5685309
[citation needed]

>>5685321
(:
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I love lesbians edition.
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>>5685309
>T. TRANS GIRL WITH PENIS
>t.
i keep seeing this, what does it mean?
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>>5685326
being a male virgin is insanely embarrassing, i don't think a guy would lie about being one. just look on okcupid and see if they answered the "are you a virgin" question or something that gives it away

also you are a habitual liar
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>>5685326
Hey stop projecting your habitual lying on all men. It's just you, hon.
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>>5685346
I think it's a Finnish shorthand for "sincerely".
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i tried doing my own smokey eye today for the first time but it ended up looking p. ratchet ._.
>>5685358
what a weird meme
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>>5685309
>tfw want surgery but it's shit
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>>5685326
>men are habitual lairs so I won't even trust one with my body
t. habitually lying male
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>>5685336
in the opinion of this humble chaser, gts are way better than neovags

obviously i wouldn't turn a girl down if she has a neovag though, that would be nuts
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>>5685335
eh I'd rather have a manjaw than a manchin but beggars can't be choosers

>tfw he won't tease you when he scratches his junk and then catches you looking
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>>5685369
>>5685347
>>5685354
looks like the herpes riddled chasers are mad at me for keeping it real
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>>5685368
>expensive
>even more expensive to get it done well
>still doesn't really look right
>doesn't work like a real vagina
>isn't even a penis
nah NAH
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>>5685330
pls respond :c
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>>5685377
I want to chop my balls off at least, it would be dank.
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>>5685346
its like supposed to be thw front of whatever box you put your signature in
t. certified memer
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>mfw 3d nudes of gf
neat :3
also
>mfw people still believe the "srs is bad mmk" mayma
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>>5685309
you know, most mtfs here never got labiaplasty so their srs isn't really finished. Once you throw 30 grand at a vagina it tends to turn out great, too bad none of my grandparents ever gave me a dime before they died or I would have an ultra kawaii vagina instead of looking at facing a back door Tijuana penectomy because I am so poor
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>>5685392
>tfw you were 100% sure you wanted srs but now I'm a year into hormones and would probably be happy with just an orchi.
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>>5685372
I'm of the opinion my tinkler was way worse because I couldn't really do a lot with it ;~;
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guys

when I become an NP for kicks and begin practicing

should I write my prescriptions like

>spironolactone 25 mg po qid (720 tablets)/50mg po bid (360 tablets)/100mg po qd (180 tablets) or flutamide 250 mg po tid (540 tablets)/125mg po 6x a day (1080 tablets) or bicalutamide 25mg po qd (180 tablets)/50mg po once every two days (90 tablets), 180 days, 2 refills
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>>5685376
even you know you lie a lot, kayla. come on.

race cars and legos and all that
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>>5685397
>implying free yuro srs isn't shit
>implying i'll ever be able to afford meme srs

>>5685402
Same.
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>>5685398

>a back door Tijuana penectomy

Kayla please don't pay some random Mexican guy with a knife to cut off your penis just because it'll be cheaper than using a real hospital. There has to be a better way.
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>>5685403
i may be biased because the only neovags ive seen are the botched ones that get shared around the internet so they kind of freak me out

gts are just inoffensive to me, i can just ignore them
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>>5685405
I didn't lie about that stuff, I just didn't get hired because I am a obvious tranny and men in business don't respect trannies enough to hire them.

>>5685404
i liked mtfg better when you were gone cheesecake
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>>5685398
Just keep your peener, Kayla. I know you love to flaunt it and your dating pool is much higer as a pre-op.
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>>5685403
but didn't you hear the news ?
srs is a useless axewound without any use :^)
>>5685406
>16k €
>unaffordable
>ever
literally a few years of saving and done
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>>5685421
i'm hips who the fuck is cheesecake
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>Speaking of yuri

I asked out a barista that I havent seen for a few months till today. Her name is Cam and she seems really pragmatic and cute. She also remembered my name after all that time. I was really uncouth with my approach. She said she had a partner but was flattered by my asking. I think she's dating a another girl but I have no clue. Still glad that I just asked instead of just ignoring my feelings :)
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>>5685421
you did lie about that stuff, and it's okay that you did. you like telling stories.
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>>5685376
Lol I fuck real girls, hon. You're gonna die a virgin lol
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>>5685425
Just imagine all the other neat stuff I could buy with that much money though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rre0sFHlfBc
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>>5685421
Your behavior is absolutely revolting to say the least
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>>5685404
Is there a joke here?
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>>5685414
Ive actually contacted a "cutter" about an orchi in a hotel room, the guy is an ex orthopedic surgeon and gets off to cutting balls off, but he would supply the meds, pain killers, and do the orchi for free if he can jerk off as he does it.

This is what not having real health care does to a person, thanks america for making a back door nullifier my only choice at trans health care.
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>>5685326
>what is the point of playing with a penis if I can't taste it?
kayla confirmed for sucking their own dick ?
>>5685435
idk
being free of dysphoria trumps a new car imo
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>>5685441
>things that never happened
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>>5685438
most doctors will tell you exactly what anti-androgen you need and won't let you pick your own, and the joke is that this would give the patient flexibility in picking their own medications
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>>5685441
that's a really cool story you just made up kayla
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>8 fucking bucks for 2 needles
Is there somewhere online I can get them for cheaper? This is rediculous. When I was in Arizona I got an 8 pack for like a quarter.
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>>5685436
iggy is one tranny looking bitch

>>5685437
go back to tumblur then

>>5685432
eat shit faggot

>>5685431
no I didn't
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>>5685441
Literally kill yourself in real life Kyle.
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I hugged a boy today!
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>>5685441
Are you writing am book or something, what is this?
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>>5685455
I would quite happily serve a life sentence if it meant I could stab the fucking life out of you.
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>>5685459
Omg! Could you feel his erection?
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>>5685446
>being free of dysphoria trumps a new car imo
why not both?
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>>5685421
Lol men don't respect psycho liars like yourself. You are subhuman scum regardless of your trans status
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>>5685459
Did you press your erect penis against his leg?
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>>5685470
if I had to choose obviously
I'd swap the car for a nice motorcycle tho
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>>5685455
liar liar pants on fire crash a plane with no survivors
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>>5685460
Its real, you go on bme forums and basically say you want an orchi and someone somewhere will do it. I just wanted it done in a hospital but apparently hospitals are only for the super wealthy or people with phd jobs that can pay for health care.
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>>5685469

Pls stop objectifying men, we're people too with real feelings...
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>>5685459
Why would you rape someone?
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>>5685483
but you have 36 degrees
that should get you a good job with free insurance in no time
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>>5685483
>phd jobs that can pay for health care.
u wot, any full time job gets healthcare m8. I was a secretary in a hospital and I could've gotten p good insurance if I didn't stay on my mum's plan
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>>5685417
Yeh. Idk they're generally not awful looking, botched SRS is legitimately terrifying tho.
I guess I'm just of the opinion that the objectively superior set of genitals is the one the person attached to them is the most comfortable with. Aesthetically my tinkler probably looked better, but that doesn't count for a lot when I can't use it and my partner can't get anything out of it.
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Hey /mtfg/, does anyone know any alternatives to spiro as a T-blocker? Preferably something that's not a diuretic and doesn't makes me wake up 5-7 times a night to have to run to the bathroom to pee?

It's starting to get really hard for me to get a full nights rest and whenever I talk to my endo about it it's like pulling teeth to get them to bring up any alternatives.
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>>5685497
Only interview I have this week is for a part time job at fucking domino's so how could I afford health insurance on that???
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>>5685375
>he will never whisper things into your ear in public and make fun of you when you blush
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>>5685469
not until later when he was pressing it against my butt
>>5685485
it's not my fault. he asked for it
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>>5685484
Omg! Can I feel your erection anon?
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>tfw you make a Machiavelli reference and your gf gets it
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>>5685484
how big is ur dick
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>>5685517

J-Just this once, it's not because I like you or anything baka
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>>5685516
>not until later when he was pressing it against my butt
YES!
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>>5685517
im a girl but id let you feel my erection ohpee :^)
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>>5685518
let me guess, now you will go to an art gallery and then go out for coffee huh? you fucking lace curtain hipsters
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>>5685510
you don't, but you should take it anyway cause it's still income. Hell, if it's delivery I made about 80 bucks a night on tips alone

>>5685512
>tfw he will never ever be in public with you the same way he would be with a cis girlfriend
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>>5685518
You don't have a gf and you prefer Hobbes, don't lie Yummy.
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>>5685505
>I guess I'm just of the opinion that the objectively superior set of genitals is the one the person attached to them is the most comfortable with
oh yeah no doubt. i would also never turn a girl down based on her genitals either. unless they're disease ridden.
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>>5685506
If you're in america, no. If not, cypro
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>>5685523
I don't think penis size should ever be the question to ask, you should ask a guy how many diseases his dick has.
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>>5685529
Only if it's fair trade free range coffee my friend
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>>5685540
How many diseases does miss cock have?
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if i ask my endo to switch me to injections are they going to lower my dose for a while
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>>5685544
What's crackin MtF G's?
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>>5685544
None because I am a virgin
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>>5685544
according to the boys on /b/, it's only flaw is being too damn sexy

work it, miss cock, work it!
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>>5685298
Fuck you, it's a lifestyle.
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>>5685552
kench?
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>>5685540
>you should ask a guy how many diseases his dick has
fuck that's so cringey, do people actually ask questions like that?

>>5685558
>not owning the vastly superior hitachi
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>>5685554
>26 years old virgin who lives with his mom
LOL
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>>5685327
Neither is your face but then nobody is gonna hold that against you.
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>>5685543
dont forget to get it with soy and have it gluten and gmo free

>>5685535
what am I chopped liver?
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>>5685564
yipes, cant i catch a break on here?
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>>5685569
Go home chaser dad.
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>>5685532
>he will never see you as the best he can do
>you will always be the "I don't feel like working for a gf" gf
>he will always resent the fact that you are a tranny
>he will eventually leave you like everyone else does
>he will expand the hole inherently left in your heart when you were born a dude.
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>>5685459
Who are you
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>>5685562
>fuck that's so cringey, do people actually ask questions like that?
Yeah, people who don't want aids and herpes like your dumb fuck ass wants

>>5685563
>his
fucking stop misgendering me rawr
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>>5685571
i am home

and im not a doggone chaser no matter how many times you say it. i don't fit the definition.
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>>5685554
hey kayla let me take ur virginity
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>>5685535
I never said who I prefer ;3
>>5685566
Yeah LMFAO, loser
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>>5685576
Crossdressing men are not women.
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On another note, I sometimes worry that Kayla will wind up in the news. "Local trans woman gets benis lobbed off, gets major infection, dies".
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>>5685525
Best way to cuddle
>tfw no erection pressing up my butt right now
;~;

>>5685536
Perfectly reasonable to me tbqh
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wheres kit
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>>5685583
You have to be in california, over 21, and not have any diseases to have sex with me. If those criteria are met you can fuck me in any way possible.
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>>5685576
let's be honest kayla, these people only treat you like this because you keep it real and they can't handle it
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>>5685375
you look like a twink
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>>5685591
here
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>>5685582
Sure thing, dad. You just love transexuals, you're not a fetishist chaser.
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>>5685597
not who you replied to but im freshly 22, living in los angeles, and have no diseases
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>>5685590
>Best way to cuddle
tfw 6'3" and nobody would ever want to be my big spoon
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>>5685559
Ye, I look a lot like him. I have tastes that aren't easily... pacified.
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>>5685588
I'm surprised after all the trannies killing themselves and being attention whores about their deaths in the past 3 years that none of them have been from here as far as we know
>>5685590
*da look*
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>>5685600
where???
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>>5685604
pics? you can use unsee
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>>5685602
i like all women, trans and cis. i have a wife, for god's sake.
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>>5685574
I'm nobody, I seriously doubt anyone here knows me
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>>5685606
>30 minutes into sissy slut hypnosis and chill and he gives u this look
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>>5685614
You cheating whore
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>>5685609
here!!!
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>>5685612
ill post my pic and have sex with you only if you admit the whole race car job was a lie
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>>5685516
>>5685524
>>5685526
I wasn't expecting these kinds of palpitations and sensations so early into my day.
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>>5685576
>hey dude how many diseases does your dick have bro
vs
>hey, you're clean right?

>>5685572
>he will never date you and fall in love with you
>he will never talk about getting old together
>he won't cuddle with you in front of his friends
>he will defend your identity if you're around
>he will leave you the second he realizes he actually wants children
>tfw he will find a woman who can give him that, and more than you could ever give

>>5685599
I've been on an actual effective dose of mones for like not even three months yet gimme a break. plus people gender me female when I'm out and about :c pls no bully
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>>5685606
wow its the original mtfg chaser in the flesh
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>>5685615
I'm pretty sure I do that's why I asked, does your name start with an m?
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>>5685590
>tfw you wiggle your butt against it and feel them squirm
being the little spoon is the best

I wish I was tinier so I could always be it
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>>5685617
Lewd
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>>5685597
>in california
yeah
>over 21
i don't have an american ID but sure
>not have any diseases
pic related

i'm a tranny tho
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>>5685614
Nobody cares, dad. You came to this thread to act like a prude old man and tell people how to live, while trying to pickup trans girls.

>>5685618
He's in an "open relationship", his wife is out with her boyfriends while he sits on /lgbt/ trying to find girls to succ.
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>>5685618
open relationship, dingus.
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>>5685625
>hey, you're clean right?
and then they will lie because they want sex

>>5685621
it wasn't, we could even drive by the place if we meet, also you aren't mexican are you?
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>>5685634
c u c k e d
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>>5685624
forreal tho lemme hit that ass up bruh i've got that F U L L B O N E R ;^)
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>>5685634
so you dont feel bad at all that kids saw the porn you posted? you are one sick puppy, you know that?
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>>5685605
Idk, I would at least try but I probably can't deliver on the butt boner ;~;

>>5685607
H-hi .///.

>>5685629
hnnng
Agreed, I love little spoon
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>>5685642
Literally. Memes aside he's the actual definition of a cuck.
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>>5685641
yeah but they'd lie to your creepy question anyway. don't have sex with people you don't trust, it's p simple logic lol
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>>5685631
trip on melly
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>>5685634
>>5685635
>implying "open relationships" aren't just two people cheating on each other.
Enjoy your divorce when she isn't feeling loved anymore.
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>>5685641
no im caucasian

unfortunately i can only have sex with you if you admit it was a lie
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>>5685651
how would you even confuse me for melly
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Someone fight me.
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>>5685607
How do you be an attention whore about your own death. Are they attention whoring from beyond the grave as ghosts?

Also fuck you
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>>5685650
>don't have sex with people you don't trust, it's p simple logic lol
No it isn't, I need proof of no diseases.
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>>5685656
/fights
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>>5685627
420chaseit ghooorl!

>>5685617
oh bb ;););)
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>>5685656
I hate fighting.
>tfw in 2 fights in high school
>tfw when horribly lost both of them
Besides fighting is for boys
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>>5685652
you have a very naive and outdated worldview
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>>5685558
Is it just me, or does anyone else miss having wet orgasms since they've been on HRT?

>>5685538
>If you're in america, no
Seriously? WTF is this shit? Am I doomed to be Ms. McPeePants forever then?
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>>5685658
so go to planned parenthood or whatever with him, don't be a slut, and you'll be fine

ffs the only thing close to sex you're getting anyway is posting miss cock on /b/
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>>5685653
wait, aren't you the chaser from LA with herpes?

>>5685654
because there is literally 3 posters on mtfg from California and melly just went to phoenix and I see it there on your std test
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>>5685660
:O

>>5685663
>tfw got beaten a lot when younger and bullied
>tfw masochist now
fug
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>>5685628
nope sorry. who do you think I am?
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>started 200mg spiro + 4mg estrogen a day about a month ago
>still feel nothing different

what is the first thing i will notice? when will my disgusting body hair start to go thin? when will i get soft skin?

not like it matters since i can't afford laser for my face anyways...
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>>5685664
I've seen it second hand from several friends and my sister. People may be inherently polygamous, but they're also very jealous and needy.
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>>5685670
O:?
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>>5685669
they sent the test to labcorp in az because that's what they do baka

honestly i'm kinda just bantering anyway because i'm pretty mtfg would laugh at me if i actually had sex with you
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>>5685619
hi kit!!

how have you been??
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>>5685644
>so you dont feel bad at all that kids saw the porn you posted?
Cute boys with their shirts off isn't porn, grandpa. Visit a beach some day.

>you are one sick puppy, you know that?
Says the chaser daddy sitting on an image board with his kids, hunting for hormonal failed males to fuck.

We're all horny as fuck here and can't help it. But keep telling us how to live, I'm sure we'll start listening.
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>>5685670
>Iktf
Eh who am I kidding I was always a masochist
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>>5685674
why did you start that high? itll be less effective now.
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>>5685662
tahm r8 me, whats a chasers opinion
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>>5685679
im not actually kit sorry ^ ^;;
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>>5685666
>go to planned parenthood or whatever with him
Fuck that, out here every planned parenthood building is surrounded by protesters.
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>>5685685
we know -___-
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>>5685669
no i dont have any diseases im a virgin
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>>5685657
Yeah they do it politically, like they kill themselves to prove a point and make a post that gets posted on their tumblr like a week after they've done it. Like that girl who jumped in front of the truck and started the whole "jumping in front of trucks while being trans" meme.

>>5685646
o//o
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>>5685683
i was on like 100 mg spiro a day and 1 mg estrogen a day for like a month before. before that i was on even lower doses for like 3 months because my doctor was a retard.

i've got a very reputable doctor now and she started me on these new doses.
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>>5685606
I'd be okay with a chaser bf so long as it's you.
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>>5685684
idk wot u look like m8, post pic. also clarify which one you've got, butts are important.
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>>5685691
a virgin mtf like me? I doubt it
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>>5685687
okay so don't have sex then if you can't be bothered to put any effort at all into getting it

just don't bitch about not having sex because you specifically choose not too

>>5685700
pls tahm am i ugly or not
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>>5685625
>he will never be your dream bf in every way
>ywn be his dream gf save for the gt
>ywn fall in love with each other
>ywn move in and hear his mom ask how his bf is
>he will never hide your relationship from everyone from then on out
>he will never tell you that outside this house you are only friends
>he will never tell you that you are his house wife, nothing more.
>he will never take home a cis girl as you cry yourself to sleep on the couch
>he will never tell you to pack your shit the next week
>ywn move into a cold empty studio with just a computer and a bed on the floor.
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>>5685696
>"jumping in front of trucks while being trans" meme
favorite tranny meme besides miss cock and portland
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>>5685685
nooooo

are you the fake kit at least??
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>>5685700
i think i have a petite butt
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>>5685700
>tfw bone
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>>5685705
>if you can't be bothered to put any effort at all into getting it
I thought one of the perks of being a girl is that the guy is supposed to put all the work in to sex?

I just want to suck a dick like this how hard is that to get a hold of a man with a dick?
http://xhamster.com/movies/3397562/sexy_crossdresser_gives_the_best_blowjob.html
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>>5685705
I don't know, I doubt it, there's not a whole lot of "ugly" people out there. Post pic! C:
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>>5685701
no a virgin guy
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>>5685711
no, im the fake fake /:
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>>5685700
post butt
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>>5685700
According to this chart, Norm butt looks most closely like mine. Wish it had a cooler name though.
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>>5685700
>tfw probably bone or flat
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>>5685717
Stop posting your fucking cross dressing porn here you fucking freak
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>>5685722
then you're dead to me anon
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>tfw flat
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>>5685730
she's trans, its just labeled wrong. whats wrong with wanting to learn how to suck dick?
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>>5685736
that's okay, im already dead inside ;)
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>>5685700
Norm I think.
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>>5685700
tfw no petite or donk
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>>5685707
>tfw best friend is basically that
>tfw he's dating a bitch
>tfw living in a studio apartment
>tfw we're just friends around other people
>tfw when it's just us he's pushed me against a wall and choked me
>or hugged me really softly
>tfw I will never know if I'm reading into it or if he actually cares

>>5685717
>I want to go for a walk
>but I'm not gonna wear shoes or clothes because they might be dirty
>could go to the clothes store but there are protesters
>fuckkkk why is it so hard to go for a walk
shut the fuck up kayla

>>5685718
nah I'm ugly dw bb I won't dissapoint u
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>>5685606
Pretty hansom for a chaser tbqh
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>>5685717
wew lass
I would pay you if you did that to me
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>>5685712
You look purrdy, hard to tell though, dem shades in da way m80.

>>5685713
>>5685724
>>5685725
Bishes, here's the deal with butts, its more about who's it is rather than what it looks like. Having a badonkadonk compared to norm/bone doesn't really matter. As long as it isn't hairy and stuff you're good!

>>5685724
I have before. :c

>>5685698
Date me friend! <3
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>>5685718
If it isn't Captain Princess Tammy. My nemesis
(It's Shay btw)
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>>5685700
petite

maybe someday I'll get a really nice butt
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>>5685624
Welp!
Looks like I'm not the only one ripping images from recently translated Korean strip manga with questionable SFW ratings!
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>>5685700
>tfw wide
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>>5685762
pls check ur hip privilege
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>>5685753
Ya-ha-harrrrrrr all trans on deck!

>>5685754
Petite is fiiiine.

>>5685747
Why thank you! :)
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>>5685751
>Date me friend! <3
This made my heart skip a beat and I freaked out a little, gosh I'm pathetic.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I WANT A BF SO BADLY
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>tfw want get legit opinions on my chances of passing

>post pic on reddit
>get hugboxed
>feel like shit

>post pic here
>hideous hons will unleash their frustration on me
>feel like shit

what do i do
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>>5685769
pls tahm I need to know if I'm ugly or not :<
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>>5685782
>*actions*
>F-Fake stutters
Is this 2011 /a/?
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>>5685746
>tfw your best friend tells you he's a chaser when you are both really drunk
>tfw you forget
>tfw you joke with him about it
>tfw you get really excited because he is pretty much your dream bf
>tfw he won't do anything with me
I want off this ride.
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>>5685783
Post a pic here, people are more honest than you'd think, at least I think so ;_;
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>>5685767
Hips don't fix my flat butte ;~;
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>>5685782
Yeah you fucked up big time.
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>>5685717
>I thought one of the perks of being a girl is that the guy is supposed to put all the work in to sex?

That's just something lazy girls say.
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>>5685769
I still love that pic.
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>>5685700
>wide
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>>5685784
You look fine if this is you: >>5685746
You look a bit like Mae if anyone remembers her, used to hang on tinychat and stuff. :)

>>5685776
BRING IT BAE, WINE AND DINE ME SILLY!
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>>5685788
*giggles* is my go to opening line. is it no good?
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>>5685790
I know how you feel, boys who flirt with you but who won't do anything are the meanest

>>5685804
yep ty tammy
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>tfw when i will never have a blonde hairless twink bf and we will never live in some cabin in some forest out in oregon
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>>5685790

>I just sent it as a joke desu

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>5685788
>>5685799
Update. Did I salvage it?
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>>5685815
>tfw too ugly and manly for blonde guys
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>>5685782

Are you transbian or chaser?
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>>5685815
>>5685827
>blonde
Gross
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>>5685826
Good lord, why the stutter D:
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>>5685832
its endearing and jokey
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>>5685826
;~;
Anon please stop
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>>5685826

Just use pls respond and you'll be fine.
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>>5685834
No it's not.
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>>5685831
Best hair color on men and worst on female tbhon.
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>>5685826
This hurts to read.

Stop doing this anon.
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>>5685792
here

just for you cuteposter, just for you..

unsee
.cc/
migedopa/

please hurt me
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>>5685844
No, light brown is best on men. Black for women.
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>>5685790

NYC?
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>>5685830
I'm a chaser

>>5685832
>>5685836
>>5685845
Tried something a little more confident this go around
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>>5685848
>deleted
Anon pls.

>>5685850
Brown is shit for men, blonde and dark hair is best.

Light brown is literally the worst hair color ever.
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>>5685826
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>>5685863
i will make it again, just for you, in exactly one minute

please be fast, okay
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>>5685861
>sorry in advance
Grow some gonads man
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>>5685848
>deleted
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>>5685861
Wow it is literally impossible for you not to be retarded
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>>5685826
pls be fake

That was fucking cringe.
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>>5685861
Marginally better.
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>>5685826
>Did I salvage it?
I'll let this image answer for me.
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>>5685863
Blonde looks so fake, like they're straight out of the 90's or an 80's movie villain
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>>5685812
He ramped it up in the month before that too..
>>5685819
I say stupid things when I'm excited, okay! It caught me off guard, and I got flustered.
>>5685826
Fuck that, I would stutter type and action text with you. That shit is kawaii as fuck.
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>>5685872
i have zero romantic experience and very limited social experience so i have literally no idea what i should say
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>>5685863
>>5685866
unsee
.cc/
menipudo/

didn't start girl pills until like two weeks ago.

honestly what am i even doing kill me
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>>5685881
I mean like natural blonde dummy, it's probably not a thing in Murrica tho.

>>5685887
ANON STOP im not fast enough PLZ
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>>5685861
>I'm a chaser
>Talks in stutters and tries to sound cutsey
Enough.
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>>5685861
I'll be blunt, these personas that you're putting on come across as desperate and autistic. Just be yourself.
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>>5685895
thats pretty much how i would talk in real life though if i had friends
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>>5685895
le just be urself meme xD

good one
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>>5685890
Still looks fake. Especially when their body hair and eyebrows are blonde too.
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alright I dare you guys to find something wrong with this one
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>>5685890
fine cuteposter, i will leave this one up for 10 minutes just for you. please respond when you see it though so i can delete. i want to die.

unsee
.cc/
mirabodu/
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>>5685890
I wish I had blonde hair desu

my best friend growing up had full platinum blonde hair and shes cute af
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>>5685912
>lol
What's so funny about a name?
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>>5685861
>>5685826

What dating app is this anyway?
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>>5685912
whats so significant about the name vanessa? Lol
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I'm here from the middle of a crappy super bowl halftime to bring you this wonderful picture

<3
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>>5685912
>lol
Just stop
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>>5685900
It's the truth. Slapping on a persona like that is cheesy and cringey.

>>5685898
You would stutter and pretend to be anime in real life?
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>>5685919
nothing i just put the lol so she knows im being lighthearted and playful lol

>>5685920
tinder
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>>5685912
I get it. This is a parody right? Your a method comedy actor and your trying your routine on us first right?

....right?
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>>5685914
cute
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>>5685903
Sounds like you have bad taste.

>>5685914
You'll probably be fine but that hair color sucks.
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>>5685885
>went to movies with friends
>dress a little nicer than usual
>jeans, boots, kinda see through black tank and leather jacket
>best friend didn't bring his gf
>random commercial about vaseline
>convo starts about lube cause apparently some degenerates use it as lube
>best friend mentions how he never needs lube because he makes his gf so wet
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

still, a cute bartender gave me a free refill cause I ended up having to sit out the movie because of motion sickness and a migraine, and he thought I was a chick, as did the rest of the staff

>>5685914
not the worst pretransition pic ever, you have a fairly solid chin a jawline but so do a lot of cis women. you'll pass eventually probably

>>5685923
2cute
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>>5685931
But it's wrong.

Therefore I found something wrong with it~!
>Inventing shit to be wrong because fuck it.
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>>5685936
tfw cant tell if this is genuine or not

>>5685937
yes i know i know

it was a horrible mistake, but i am kind of stuck with it now ;`;
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>>5685937
Naw, I just don't think Nazis look attractive. Outside of those amazing uniforms at least.
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>>5685951
>nordic men are nazis
Come on now.
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>>5685945
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>>5685914
you look pretty androgynous

youll be a cute
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>>5685932
yeah its pretty cool

its a funny bit though, i want her to keep going
>>5685914
A N D R O C U T I E
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>>5685950
its genuine i promise < 3
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>>5685930
To a certain extent, yeah. I mean if I had friends they most likely would be into anime too

>>5685932
>method comedy actor
Maybe I should put that in my bio?


Got a reply btw so suck it to all who doubted me
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>>5685665
>Is it just me, or does anyone else miss having wet orgasms since they've been on HRT?
iktf
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>>5685974
>boy
why are youi posting here
>>
for real tho will anyone from canada marry me so i can get a vagina
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>>5685961
>Nordic men
Unless they have a dirty blonde look, like Chris Hemsworth it's ugly.
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>>5685980
i dont know
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>>5685923
oh my god thats cute :3

I need to get a cute snek of my own
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>>5685981
only if you get me a vagina too
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Foxes are love.
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>>5685932
just out of curiosity, which marker would you like on the map? you sent like 3 different ones with slightly different punctuation
the first one was the best in my opinion
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>>5685974
Diagnosis: autism
Go outside and interact with people, please. The real world isn't anime. ;~;

>>5685665
>Is it just me, or does anyone else miss having wet orgasms since they've been on HRT?
>implying I ever stopped
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>>5685986
:o!!!
>>
>tfw no gf to watch superb owl with
>>
Pass yes/no?
Cute yes/no?

I just dyed it black.
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>>5686001
Let's have a green card marriage bb
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>>5686001
Yeah I still have em as well.
Did I miss the notification that wet orgasms stop while on HRT? Cause the fluid itself (Not the wiggly bits) gets made elsewhere from my understanding.
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>>5685974
>I'm what you might call a league of legends boy
Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door. /gaygen/ is two threads down,
>>5684546
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>>5686001
i have aspergers

also i know, the whole acting like anime would be facetious, i wouldnt do it constantly of course
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>>5685972
>>5685968
>>5685964
>>5685945
i think that's probably just a good angle or something on that picture. i think you're all mistaken.

however i want to die slightly less now, so thanks
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>>5686010

You look really british.
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>>5686001

>The real world isn't anime
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>>5685984
That's what natural blonde guys get though, dummy.
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>>5686010
man bod
man clothes
man hands
andro face

pass maybe depending on voice
cute meh
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>>5686016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6LwBv-VjX8
When are we going to buy a bunch of these and have /mtfg/ orgies?
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>>5685947
I want that Garde'

Where did you get it? Give it to me!
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>>5685974
>im what you might call a league of legends boy
jesus christ

>>5686010
pass
maybe

honestly by your face you look like katy perri if she got into meth
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>>5686030
Well the only natural blonde men I know I work with and it's blonde blonde, with blonde eyebrows and beards. It's gross.
The "barely blonde" blonde is okay, but it's practically brown at that point
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>>5686052
I only see women with natural really blonde hair and very few men but I agree
normal blonde > very blonde
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>>5685997
Ha. I thought it was bugged or something. I missed the message saying it had to be approved by the admin.

The 1st one is fine.
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I want to die, like today would be preferable... but I dont want to at the same time and also I'm scared of dying.
I need to lose weight and I try and fail and I'm scared that when I do all my fears will be correct and I'll have a man body but I know its the only way I can ever be happy and normal.
people tell me I pass but its obvious that I dont the pain of electrolysis, which I have to grow my beard out for, is terrifyingly bad... but its still not as bad at the thoughts that creep in reminding you why you have to get it in the first place
I get more than enough sleep and I feel exhausted.
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how to resist bullying mtfgs
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>tfw alive
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hey pleb
>tfw this will never happen to you
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r8 my oc


>>5685986
NO
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>>5686014
Green card marriages aren't a thing in Canada anymore ;~;

>>5686025
Jdimsa

>>5686070
Remember that 4chan trannies are people too
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>>5686061
that has the wrong filename
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>>5686047
Same place I got this Stuffed one.
...In Japan, at one of the pokemon stores.
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>>5686079
>Green card marriages aren't a thing in Canada anymore ;~;
WHY DOES CANADA KEEP RUINING MY LIFE
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>>5686083
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
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>>5686083
you could always marry elanna anyway j-just cos
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>>5686001
>>5686015
Really? You guys still have wet orgasms?

How long have you been on hormones for? I've been on them for almost 6 years now. I remember having some but less than before I started for a year or two, but then it went away completely.

Do you mind if I ask what your doses are like? I guess it's not a huge deal or anything, but it definitely made orgasms feel a bit more fulfilling. Plus some guys and girls like that kind of thing.
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>>5686099
the last time I orgasmed the only thing that came out was blood, so now I try to not orgasm anymore
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I'mma go to bed, later friends.
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>>5686078
when you first posted it i thought it was actually one of your worse works but now i cant stop fucking laughing at it.
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>>5686105
did you see a doctor
because thats not supposed to happen
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>mfw i use the elliptical for an hour and it says i burned 400 calories
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tfw not dead
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>>5686064
>tfw I wish I just wouldn't wake up in the morning
>tfw I fear my body will some day listen to me
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>>5686099
Close to 6 years HRT, post-op, still have wet orgasms. I'm on 6mg estrace daily.

>>5686093
>anyone wanting to get romantically involved with me ever
Bad move

>>5686105
You should maybe see a doctor about that

>>5686083
Blame harper ;~;
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>>5686112
this is the original
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>>5686122
i know dude who the fuck do you think i am
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>>5686064
Do electro now so you Dont have to fall into horribly depressed temporary alcoholism sleep deprived boy mode with declining skinn softness from energy drinks and depression.... Beards suck

Doing it sooner is better than later.
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>>5685945
Fug.
>tfw he starts talking about his gf with you
>tfw you don't want to be mean so you pay attention and respond to it
>tfw you cry when you get to bed because tfw no best friend bf
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>>5686113
yeah apparently it's kidney stones even tho I didn't have any pain

he said to follow up in a week or two with my pcp and if there is still blood in my urine I should prolly get an abdominal ct to check for stones/cancer/tumors/etc

>>5686121
i did, right after having a panic attack. This was yesterday and bc of the stress I woke up with an awful migraine this morning that refused to go away for about six hours
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>>5686078
yes :3
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>>5686131

It's not a big deal, everyone pisses and shits blood sometimes, it's just a part of getting older. Hell, I don't remember the last time I went to the bathroom and DIDN'T get blood everywhere.
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>>5686121
>Close to 6 years HRT, post-op

woah, woah, woah WHAT.

You POST-OP and you have wet orgasms? How does that work? Do you have the colon graft style?
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>>5686099
4mg and 2 pills spiro daily The trick is keeping stimulation going. Women have orgasms too ya know, and failing to give some kind of tickling can cause you to just have dry orgasms which are slightly better than retrograde orgasms.
(To check for retrograde orgasms just wait till you go pee afterwards. If its cloudy somewhat, you've had a retro. Had a few of those and they're just odd cause it's like "Why the hell do I feel like I had one but there's nothing there?" )

And IDK, I guess it's just cause I try having one at least once or twice a week just to feel a bit good for a few minutes. Takes a lot of reading though.

>I feel kinda tropical tonight
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>>5686078
uno farto panel 4
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>>5686141
2 pills spiro? what dosage are the pills?
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>>5686130
yeah I always try to be super and friendly and nice to her and when I'm talking to him about her, but it fucking kills me inside.

on the other hand it was really hard to stop myself from grinning when he confided in me that he and her were going through a rough patch and he didn't know if it was going to work out

>tfw you love someone you emotionally support them even when it might hurt you

>>5686138
I'm 22 tho, and it's not just once. it happened a week ago too, both times were like right after I'd wanked with a buttplug and hitachi, which is why I can't stop thinking about the fact that it might be prostate cancer
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>>5686154

>I'm 22 tho

Anon I was kidding. It's not even normal for old people to piss or shit blood. You're dying and should probably try to make your peace with God and take care of whatever's left on your bucket list.
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>>5686150
You aren't on hrt yet though, correct?

Do it before you start. Coming out,then reverting to a dumpy boy is irreputably worse than pre hrtA
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>>5686061
>tfw natural blonde as child but became dark brown by senior year
Feels good
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>>5686132
WE ARE NOT HAVING A SNAKE

I DO WANT A FLIGHTLESS BIRD AS A PET THOUGH

IM JUST NOT SURE WHAT WOULD EVEN BE GOOD

I WANT A PET DINOSAUR AND THAT IS THE CLOSEST THING
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uhh...fart?
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>>5686181
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>>5686187
it actually wasnt me i swear
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>>5686176
>tfw dark brown hair that becomes almost black during winter and autumn
Didn't ask for this
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>>5686195
But that's hot
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>>5686064
>>5686150
>>5686193
why don't you just lose some weight?
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>>5686193
Is that your real hair in the 2nd pic? because that at least seems like a pretty drastic change. It looks pretty thin and rteceding in your before pic.
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>>5686140
No, standard penile inversion technique. Presumably it's because the prostate and other plumbing is left intact? It's thin and clear but still there, I was pretty surprised too.
>tfw squirter
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>>5686201
Not when you look like a man beast hon.
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>>5686202
I'm trying but its kind of hard when you are trans and look like a man causing dysphoria and depression, depression = want to eat
I'm going to get my anti depressant boosted and talk to my gp about some sort of help that can be done for weightloss and mental health are concerned I'm going to kill myself and its a great possibility
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>>5686147
IS THIS MTFG OR DID THIS TURN INTO YLILAUTA ALL OF A SUDDA-----
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>>5686228
>squirter
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>>5686193
I don't like being mean, and I want you to try and understand that this isn't me being mean when I say this. But mones aren't magic.

An overweight middle age man on hormones isn't going to turn into young 24 year old qt like most of the girls in /mtfg/, the most you can hope for is becoming an overweight middle age woman.

There is a lot more to transitioning than just popping girly pills and praying. Lose weight, practice makeup, consider FFS.

And above all remember you're way past the age where you'll get optimal results, no matter what.
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>>5686237
okay well then the solution is easy

stop being a fucking baby making excuses and work hard to get the body you want
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>>5686152
100mg per tablet so 200 mg
so I'm 4mg estro and 200mg spiro
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>>5686240
remember that time yli /int/ had the country flags removed and then /int/ got removed cus admin was pissed last week

nv4get
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*PAAARP*
hi
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who was that
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>>5686178
if you get a flightless bird I'll get a giant snake

whichever pet survives we keep :)
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>>5686271
*take a big whiff of the thread* P U what is THAT smell ??????
>>5686273
i will train my flightless bird to assert its dominance over your snake and makes it his bitch
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>>5686273
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>>5686178
A Bird is a dinosaur though.
Birds are the only surviving branch of dinosaurs left.

>Using that paleo knowledge!
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>>5686287
>dinosaurs
>literally btfo by a fucking rock
>sneks
>better than sex
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>>5686299
>Dinosaurs.
>Has fuzzy fluffy feathers.
>Sneks.
>Need heat lamp and has no arms.
Why be a snek when you can be a bird.
Besides, when was the last time people made multi hundred million dollar movies about sneks?
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>>5686304
just keep trying sheen
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>>5686193
before is literally "kill me now"
after is a bit better yea?
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>>5686306
alternatively, schindler's lissssst :^)
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>when you try to make your hormone pills more potent by putting them up your butt and they just fall out because you're loose
>when you devise a plan to keep your butthole facing the ceiling for a few hours while your butt insides dissolve the pills
>when you're reading russian literature with your rosebud pointing to the heavens and suddenly you have to farto
>when you farto so hardo that you launch the mones pills into the air and they land all over your bed
it's not fair
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>>5686283
gl with that bby :^)

I'm gonna make you watch as my snake eats your bird alive agonizingly slowly, and when it loses all hope of escaping its jaws

>>5686287
this

I kinda wanna watch a documentary w you now desu
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>>5686329
kek
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Snakes have no complex emotion.
A crow or dog or something can love you on some primal level, probably.
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>>5686321
>Dragon war.
>Box office gross: 75,108,998
>Schindlers list:
>About the jews.
>Jews are just slimy, like newts. Not snakes.
>Box office 321 Million.
>Jurassic park
>Box office gross
>For all four films
>$3.685 billion
>Land before time (The not shitty millions of sequels.)
>Box office gross 85 million.

Hell even a Don Bluth film beats your snek war movie!
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I want a qt bf or gf to bully me and then lewd me.
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>>5686358
>>5686358
>>5686358
slightly early but fresh bread.
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>>5686355
only passers get qts
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>>5686331
I'll take you out in the field sometime.
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>>5686228
He uses urethral lining for lubrication, like pretty much every surgeon who makes lubrication work..
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