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Tomboys are back edition


▶Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
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▶Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
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▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶MTFG Radio https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/mtfg
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg

Plagarism: >>5682511
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>>5684142
the GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
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>>5684164
hell yeah dude we gonna run this town with da bike gang

what kind of bike should I get? looking on CL right now.... imma get one in a week or two once I move to my new place

B I K E H Y P E
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>>5684175
klr250 is p good
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Let's dispel this myth once and for all that Kayla doesn't know what shes doing. Shes knows exactly what it is doing: it's undergoing a systematic effort to change this general and make it more like /cd/. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes /mtfg/ the greatest general on the internet.
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>>5684169
Post more SUCC DICC music.
https://youtu.be/NrqEw4VqDvo
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>>5684159
D-Du solltest mit mir üben :3
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>>5684165
Was gonna say you do sound like sean bean a bit, i hope you don't die soon though ;_;
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>>5684187
I think this is a valid point, but I'd just like to Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Kayla doesn't know what shes doing. Shes knows exactly what it is doing: it's undergoing a systematic effort to change this general and make it more like /cd/. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes /mtfg/ the greatest general on the internet
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>>5684187
she probably has a proper wardrobe and knows how to do her makeup and has a job and is fucking guys every weekend and spends her spare money on buying the worst clothes she can find on amazon and does her makeup shit intentionally to troll
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>>5684120
oooops, i should have listened to those clips before i said lol you wanna bet! damn that's low!
my bad

>>5684192
i'm gonna die like, within a month of me recovering from the last of my surgery and finally being satisfied with my transition. it's just gonna pan out that way, it's bound to.
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>>5684190
w-w-was von mir, senpai-kun
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>>5684181
LOL HAHA suggesting a fucking Kawasucky?? you must be a bike noob. CR250R all the way faggot.
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i just woke up... wtf happened last night tho
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>>5684201
>have surgery
>finally happy for once in your life
>die

It's romantic, in a way
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>>5684190
ja ich soll, aber wie kann ich? es ist nicht wie ich habe dein kontaktinformation oder was auch immer, vielliecht wir söllen das fixieren, nein?
>>5684194
Yes I agree, I think this is a valid point, but I'd just like to dispel this fiction once and for all that Kayla doesn't know what shes doing. Shes knows exactly what she's doing: she is undergoing a systematic effort to change this general and make it more like /cd/. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes /mtfg/ the greatest general on the internet
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>>5684203
Oida, bist du Nazi?
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>>5684205
well you told me to throw a bucket of water on your boobs if you were on fire, you were very specific about it too
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>>5684175
i've always wanted to be in a gang!

you can prolly find a dece used roadbike for the cheaps
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>>5684205
Well, last night we made an attempt to dispel this fiction once and for all that Kayla doesn't know what shes doing. Shes knows exactly what it is doing: it's undergoing a systematic effort to change this general and make it more like /cd/. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes /mtfg/ the greatest general on the internet

>>5684210
If I'm hearing you right, and I think I am, you're claiming that we should dispel this fiction once and for all that Kayla doesn't know what shes doing. Shes knows exactly what she's doing: she is undergoing a systematic effort to change this general and make it more like /cd/. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes /mtfg/ the greatest general on the internet
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>>5684201
can you please do me a favour
please say the following and record it and upload it so I can giggle
>It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.
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>>5684205
i turned u into a transbian
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>>5684204
I'm poor, kawasakis are cheap where I am

if I did have money I'd recommend a yamaha rd350 or something cause my dad has one and it's p fun to ride

>>5684211
e-ein bissl, und meine oma und opa waren
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>>5684210
Gerne! Hast du Skype oder etwas ähnliches?
das gilt für dich auch
>>5684203
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>>5684210
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>>5684205
i flipped your mouth, in REAL LIFE
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>>5684234
its true and it works
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>>5684228
Get a Honda. The are the best.
this one is my race bike, pic is 4 weeks ago
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>>5684162
Postin' Tomboys.
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saw this argument on leddit a little while ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/44n7sh/cmv_even_excluding_controlled_drugs_the_entire/

what's ur opinion on drugs guys
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>>5684218
hmu with that contact info senpai
>>5684230
ja ich habe das, aber ich mag hier nicht gelinken... so kannst du dein posten?

oder email: [email protected]
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>>5684241
werent you selling your bikes and moving?
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>>5684242
>tfw no trans tomboy gf
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>>5684213

WAIT WHAT AHAHAHA
i kind of remember something about being hot? or something and being cooled down?? idk

>>5684220

so a new meme happened

>>5684222

o
idk i've always made out and flirted with girls when i'm drunk so i'm not surprised lmaao

>>5684236

L M F A O
i wish
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>>5684242
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>>5684205
it was incredible. you turned your inner transbian up to 11 being flirty with everyone and OH YEAH, you have until midnight on the 7th February 2021 to pork my bum else you owe me $50. it's a bet you actively pursued and vigorously agreed to.

>>5684209
yeah i still wouldn't want it to happen though.

>>5684221

hmm i'll try but desu i don't think i actually sound close enough to sean bean for it to really work. different parts of yorkshire you see.
i'll get back to you lemme get it recorded.
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>>5684241
oh I'm surprised it doesn't have floral print anywhere on it :^)

>>5684244
degenerate
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>>5684247
I'm moving and I get to keep my bikes thankfully. I would never part from my babies.
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>>5684253
check the archive m8 and listen to your clip.it's you posted and all will be revealed
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>>5684252
What about a male tomboy? Is that good enough anon?
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>>5684244
I really want to try Ac!d and other psychedelics but i wouldnt know where to get than from in the England

>>5684242
They are miracles of the universe
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>>5684258
b-but this fag's talking about bicalutamide and spiro ;_;

>>5684266
i mean prescription drugs u nerd
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>>5684245
me skype's parachute.pirate , if you have skype
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>>5684270
Oh i just read drugs, my bad ;_:
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>>5684265
That's just a boy, silly. They are okay too.
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>>5684187
Let's make mtfg great again
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>tfw therapy starts this week

save me
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>>5684258
>oh I'm surprised it doesn't have floral print anywhere on it :^)
Because when I ride I am all business.
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>>5684241
Girls don't own bikes.
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>>5684175
This one is pretty comfy.
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>>5684290
your boy gear doesnt look like it fits you anymore
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>>5684290
kek you still look like a man even though every part of you is covered haha

>>5684284
therapy is p painful, I can't remember a session I've been to were I didn't end up crying a ton

>>5684293
eh my mum and grandmum both owned motorcycles
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>>5684245
>[email protected]
ich hab dir was geschickt :)
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>>5684196

damn you are dumb
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>>5684297
I've done counselling before, that made me cry a lot.

Hopefully therapy isn't so bad
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>tfw Noun will never love you
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>>5684271
c-can I add you too?
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>>5684293
But that is not true
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>>5684290
wow thats a long man torso.
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>>5684304
my therapist said that if therapy isn't painful and hard then you're not doing it right :c
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why am i listening to vaporwave and somewhat enjoying it?
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>>5684307
sure !
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>>5684301
>says the retard
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>>5684316
because ur a basic bitch
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>>5684293
>Girls don't own bikes
yeah right, this one does

>>5684296
fits fine still

>>5684297
>kek you still look like a man even though every part of you is covered haha
because its guy gear and I am wearing body armor everywhere underneath
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>>5684315
oh

;_:
I didn't even cry in A&E [ER] the other day when I was about to an hero, m-maybe I'll be numb enough to not cry during therapy
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>>5684316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E
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>>5684316
>not listening to the QUEEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4
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>>5684306
>tfw mado will never touch your butt
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>>5684316
Are you trippin balls? Cause it sounded wonderful while tripping
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I hate working on stupid bowl Sunday
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>>5684319
you cant even do basic math

my BMR is 1800 calories, this what my body would burn if i literally just sat around all day

let's say i drank 1000 calories of fruit juice a day

1000 - 1800 = -800, otherwise known as a caloric deficit. okay, so what happens what you are eating at a caloric deficit? forget whether or not it's healthy, forget whether or not it will turn into muscle or fat. what happens when you eat a caloric deficit?
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>>5684256

;-;
wait where do u live i have 5 years

>>5684263

... i listened to them ;-; never posting on lgbt drunk ever again omg every time i do something happens
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>>5684307
dude fuck off shes my bike bud
>>5684298
i didnt get shit d00d
>>5684316
because its fucking good?
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>>5684323
I don't think I cried when I was hospitalized either, I just dissociated hardcore. I still get depersonalization and derealization whenever I get stressed though, it sucks
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>>5684326
brain bleach

>>5684293
>implying
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>>5684336
sounds like ur gonna get diabetes
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>>5684348
regardless i'd lose weight
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>>5684336
yeah what this guy said is basically right if your BMR is 2000 calories and u fucking eat 1000 calories of twinkies a day you'll still lose weight

this is p simple
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>>5684346
same here, same here ;_:
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>>5684328
*touches butt*
Happy anon ??
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>>5684351
just eat vegetables you dumbo
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>>5684359
god damnit kayla my fucking kids saw that
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>>5684359
thats not you
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>>5684359
BLUE BOARD
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>>5684359
miss cock is on the loose again
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>>5684336
>being this american
I'm sorry for you
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>>5684359
hello miss cock
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>>5684359
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>>5684359
What the fuck
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>>5684359
Eliot you disgusting sack of flesh, stop posting your brick like body.
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>>5684359
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>>5684385
>angry hon.jpg
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>>5684359
jesus kayla you have a nice body

giving me an agboner tbqh
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>>5684379
What a flabby fuck.
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>>5684338
i live in bongistan m90 but don't worry, there will be plenty of opportunity for you to catch me, pin me down and call me a whore (yeah you literally asked if you could do me like that) when i come over to the states to visit other people.

although after hearing my man voice you might just prefer to concede the bet and pay up haha!

>>5684221
okay, here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vh1r15y14p
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>>5684377
>ive been proven wrong so i better switch to just insults rather than being mature for one instance in my pathetic life and admitting i was completely and utterly wrong

im not fat, i'm not looking to lose weight, and if i was, i wouldn't just drink 1000 calories of fruit juice since that's not a sustainable lifestyle. what's in question is if you can lose weight drinking nothing but fruit juice, and you can. if being american means not being a complete moron then so be it.
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>>5684359
You can't just suddenly pooooost that! It's not the only way to show the size of your torso!
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>>5684391
Shut the fuck up Eliot and go back to /b.
Git!
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>>5684343
in the spam folder?
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>>5684359
You have a nice slender body Kayla, shame about your circumcision
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>>5684366
>being a father
>multiple times
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>>5684377
Stop being a retard.
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>>5684399
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vh1r15y14p
omg awesome
new favourite trip imo
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>>5684408
Is that even a picture of him? Not some random photo pulled of the net.
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>>5684408
the foreskin looks pulled back
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>>5684414
im a proud pop
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someone re-up kaykay pics!
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>>5684395
>flabby

>>5684405
>angry hon BTFO
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>>5684359
kayla with a body like that why do you act like such a hon
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>>5684379
LMFAO

>>5684330
not now, shame i didnt discover it on friday :(

>>5684324
naicu
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>>5684419
>him

come on man. And im assuming so idk why you would lie

>>5684420
gross why would you do that
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Is anyone else /don'tgiveafuckaboutsuperbowl/ here?

I don't even know the sports teams playing this...sport season?
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>>5684430
Miss Cock is his name.
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>>5684440
someone re-up Miss Cock's pci
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>>5684438
All
Sports
Suck
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>>5684408
>shame about your circumcision
Please don't bully circumcised penises, we didn't chose to have our dicks cut up. I've worked hard, okay? I've got boobs, I've got a fatte butte, I've got long hair, and soft skin. I've done everything I can to take back the body that was decided for me against my will, but I can't help that I'm not intact. Tugging doesn't grow foreskin back.

It hurts me to know my dick is useless and will never be cute.
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>>5684442
It's not him because miss cock has more foreskin.
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>>5684438
I don't even like or watch NFL but I always watch the Superb Owl every year for some reason
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>>5684432
Flabby and ugly. And a failure. on top of being a disgrace.

>>5684436
I got bored of the sissy cross-dresser.
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>>5684438
Are you a new trip or someone I have to put on the filter list again?
I am asking cuz of your shitty taste.
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>>5684443
You take that back!
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>>5684418
since i've already humiliated myself enough with my man voice, i might as well drop this storytime vocaroo i made for a skype convo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AkC04aUYSZ
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>>5684438
fantasy football is chill, but football itself is boring as fuck

basketball is the patrician sport
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>>5684448
Your dick is the least of your worries.
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Who's the best fighter in /mtfg/?
Who would win in a free for all brawl to death?
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>>5684469
Why does every UK trip here sound like an extra from a Guy Richie movie.
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>>5684408
Do you even see the irony of making fun of circumcised trans girls?

Most of us aren't even going to have them before long anyway.
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>>5684479
because we are... duhh
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>>5684469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NR509rPehv
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kayla has a nice body, shame about that face though
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>>5684463
Sure thing! If you want anon!
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>>5684465
SPORTS
SUCK
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>>5684477
Everyone here is a little bitch. That's what they strive for. That being said maddie is pretty solidly built.
Kyler is a little bitch, edgar is a skelly, kuppy is just fat... maybe Korra or robin would chimp-out to victory. The rest are too wasted on estrogen.
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>>5684483
>most of them
see
>>5683485

>>5684201
why and how are u gonna die lol
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Kayla doesn't have a circumcised penis tho? Atleast miss cock didn't look like it
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>>5684490
it's not hers, miss cock has more foreskin and a fatter gt.
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>>5684490
I doubt that's him. Too bad image search won't work.
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I want miss cock to choke me then feed me her cummies
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>>5684504
getting stoned to death by muslims.
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>>5684499
>watching handsome, athletic men run sucks

I will fite u m8
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>>5684477
I would win easy.
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>>5684486
You guys are going to end us as such hons.
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Ufufufu~ has this girl fallen into my AGP trap?!
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>>5684521
i would tickle your feet until you were a giggling wreck and unable to fight
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>>5684525
dw i'm still deep in the closet and the fact that i haven't trained my voice is the main thing keeping me from trying to present in public already.
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>>5684477
I've been in 1 (one) fight/got mugged + sucker punched by chavs and broke my nose, so i'm pretty sure i'd lose on the account that im 5'8 and have a weak jaw and nose
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>>5684280
tfw no cuteboy dicc to ducc
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>>5684538
Why would you suck off the competition? You are going after the same dating pool.
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>>5684538
jesus christ
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>>5684528
>implying you would be able to hold me down or even get to my feet
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>>5684538
>ducc
you mean succ? fucc?
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Don't forget to watch the Kitten Bowl on TV today and snuggle your kittehs
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>>5684554
Nope, ducc. Because d is inbetween s and f, and I want both.
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>>5684538
just want to remind you guys this is supposed to be a work safe board... my kids are seeing all this shit.
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>>5684566
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>>5684562
d comes before f
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>sports
>not vidya
Fetishist get out reee


>>5684566
Why are your kids on 4chin
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wow its really raining hard
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>>5684538
I want to worship a cock so fucking badly right now.
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>>5684578
obviously i dont take them to /b/ or shit like that, but /lgbt/ is supposed to be work safe and my kids like to browse the internet with daddy
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>>5684586
be careful don't get wet!
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>>5684580
asdfghjkl
Ally sucks dick fucks guys has jizz kovered lips
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>>5684586
Insightful post. 10/10.
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>tfw you have no idea what you are are going to do with your life or want you want to be
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>>5684520
K

>>5684590
This sounds creepy
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>>5684589
Oh my god. That webm. Yes.
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>>5684566
>>5684590
>He browses a degenerate trans girl circle jerk where failed men lust over dicks 24x7.
Bad Dad/10.

Nothing NSFW about cuteboys in undies though, daddy.
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>>5684601
>This sounds creepy
most of the time we're on nick.com or cartoonnetwork, but sometimes they'll come sit with me while i'm browsing my own stuff. my wife and i are in an open relationship and my kids know that daddy likes his "special" girls for lack of a better term haha
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>>5684566
why are you here if you have kids
why do you have kids
hons please go
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>>5684527
>Spotted Hyena

Good taste m8.
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>>5684607
>that dick
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>>5684618
Just how bad of a hon you have to be to draw something like that?
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>>5684610
so if you were at work, you'd be fine if your boss caught you looking at cuteboys in undies?

>>5684618
im not trans, and i'll do what i want, thanks. having kids doesn't mean i can't live my life the way i want to.
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>>5684628
Whingie fuck off already.
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>>5684566
Sorry about that senpai.
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I hate myself less today than usual.
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>>5684632
i dont know this meme, im not exactly a veteran poster here
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>>5684620
Why is this cringe familiar? Has that artist done something similarly bad with bonobos and gorillas?
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>>5684628
>im not trans
then you have no say
fuck off
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>>5684628
>so if you were at work, you'd be fine if your boss caught you looking at cuteboys in undies?
>going on 4chan at work
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>>5684590
What the shiggidy diggidy niggidy fuck r u doing m8
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>>5684639
Eh give it time. Tomorrow you'll be back to normal.
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>>5684644
i work from home so it doesn't apply to me, but if it's a WORKSAFE board, why not?
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>>5684651
The sad truth can't bring me down for at least another six or seven hours.
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>>5684654
Which is why I'm posting WORKSAFE images, trust me I have much worse that I could be posting.
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>>5684655
Try to stretch it for 24 hours.
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>>5684639
Ayy me too. Good vibes
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>>5684663
that is not worksafe, you would not want anyone seeing you looking at that at work

stop being an idiot. my daughter is crying now because i had to send her out of the room.
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>>5684628
Nsfw literally just means no benis, bagina, or feminine nipples (except on this board)
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>>5684589
Holy fuck.
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>>5684669
>implying work safe means safe for work.
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>>5684673
oh okay, so if you were at work your boss wouldn't mind if you were looking at pics of guys with their erections bulging inside of their underwear? got it.
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>>5684673
It's just male chest.
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>>5684667
wuts ur fav vidya?
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>>5684678
reported, have fun.
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>>5684684
Angie is dat you?

Tis a good b8.
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>>5684615
Ok, nice bait daddy

>>5684632
I don't have kids though
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>>5684162
>Tomboys are back edition
Yes please
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>>5684639
I hate everything more today than usual
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>>5684691
Of course it's Whingie.
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>>5684678
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>>5684696
What's up, beautiful?
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>>5684700
I'm not beautiful
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>>5684680
>implying it doesn't
read what you wrote back to yourself
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>>5684691
Nope

>>5684697
I see the stupidity is strong with you ;)
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>>5684690
we're not here for your entertainment
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>>5684477
I'm pretty fucking manly desu. My T-Rage is stronk. I think I could stand a chance.
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>>5684705
>Implying work safe is a term made to explain something is literally safe for work
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>>5684702
you are to me<3
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>>5684669
I don't care, I really could not care less. I want to be tied up, shoved down, and fucked by huge cocks. I want to be used like a human sex toy. I want to be blind folded, and have my mouth held open with an open mouth gag. I want to be bound and tied up so tightly that my weak little body can't can't even move.

I want to have all my senses deprived from me except for the feeling of being fucked and used. When he's done I want to be left there, seeping with cum from my mouth and ass. Left there for ten minutes, and hour, two hours. Not knowing when you'll come back to fuck me again.

Read that aloud to your kids and then please fly to Ontario and make me your little slutty bitch. Please, my body is aching. My butt feels empty without a fat cock to fill it, I'm so hungry for cum that I can hardly get the energy to even make this post.

Pleas master, please.

>im not trans
Why are you even here you flaming faggot.
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Would I be passable as a woman given enough time and effort? Not sure if I'm down for hormones or surgery... Possibly in the far future
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>>5684722
No
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>>5684722
>Would I be passable as a woman given enough time and effort?
>Not sure if I'm down for hormones or surgery...
So ixnay on the enough effort part?
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>>5684722
Here's a face pic so you guys have better perspective
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Hey guys, first time posting.
Do you think not wanting to be masculine and not enjoying sex with my penis (feeling shame and other feelings) is enough to start eating hormones?
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>>5684732
You look autistic m8
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>>5684731
I really just want two separate answers. One for if I don't do hormones and or for if I do
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>>5684736
I don't know why don't you ask a gender therapist they would probably know.
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This is some master tier b8.
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>>5684678
>dat ketchup bottle in the back ground
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>>5684728
Y?
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>>5684740
If you do HRT and get laser and stuff and put a lot of effort into makeup and weightloss then yeah you could probably pass otherwise no
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>>5684743
>>5684721

>you cant write
supposed to say "can," not "cant"

my bad
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Is there like a gindr for mtf, how am i suppost to hook up with cute a cute tranny and is being a chaser that bad if I'm a biscum top that dosnt care about srs aslong as you havr a bum?
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>>5684736
You look kinda handsome, don't inflict this on yourself.
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>>5684758
Okcupid.com
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>>5684750
>they don't keep their ketchup in the fridge
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>>5684743
>i just don't want my kids seeing sexually suggestive shit
Too bad, faggot. You're not even trans, you have literally no say on how I post here. Why the fuck are you even posting here?

What kind of shitty chaser dad browses /mtfg/ with his kids?
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>>5684767
Americans are fucking retarded.
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>>5684716
still alone though
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>>5684766
Thank you
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>>5684773
One day I'll take you away and marry you, I promise.
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>>5684753
How do I get hormones illegally?
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>>5684783
steal them
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>>5684783
Qhi.co.uk
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>>5684783
You go to your doctor and say you are questioning your gender and ask be to referred to a therapist who can help you figure stuff out.
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what's up m8s ?
>tfw gf and I played pokemon the whole weekend
aww yes
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>>5684780
I'm pretty sure I'm poly tho, not sure I would even want to marry, that concept feels so outdated and partriachal sometimes.
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>>5684798
>tfw no gf
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>>5684688
I can't say that I have a single fav, but I generally enjoy shmups, fps and platformers. Hbu? :3
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>>5684798
>tfw no bf
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>>5684618
>"Oh god...yes! Oh, you are filling me up super much!"

This is exactly what I saw when I'm getting my oil checked too. Gotta let your man know how super much they are filling you up and all that.
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>>5684799
kek
PERFECT
i'll take you away and we'll start our own poly cult<3
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>>5684783
>>5684794
with the exception of controlled substances like morphine and anabolic androgenic steroids, it's completely legal for britbongs to import prescription only medications without a prescription for personal use.
it's more of a grey area for the suppliers.
why do you think QHI gets you to sign an indemnity form. it's to cover their asses legally so you can't sue them.
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>>5684768

I'm not telling you how to post here, I'm just telling you the fuckin' rules of the board, you jerk.

As far as why I'm posting here, I post all over 4chan. I'm also in an open relationship with my wife and am attracted to and have dated mtf women. My wife and I, seeing no reason to hide the way our love works from our children, have explained our situation to them and they understand it completely. I don't like to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty damn good dad and I'm not a chaser, sorry.
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>>5684809
>tfw no bf who is better than me in video games
>tfw no bf to pocket heal and then have anime breaks with cuddles
>tfw no bf to make me coffee when I wake up
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>tfw no bf to pin me down by my wrists as he forcefully yanks my panties down to my ankles and starts slapping his glistening cock against my bp and then proceeds to stick it in inch by inch and pulling out, teasing me with it, then finally plunging in all the way as our bodies move in rhythm and you can hear his balls slap on my ass and he leans down and sucks on my nipple, teeth gently clamping down as his tongue swirls around my areola
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>>5684743
What are you going to do about it?

POST DREAM BFS
O
S
T

D
R
E
A
M

B
F
S
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>>5684807
I-I enjoy anything, s-so long as I'm playing with you <3
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>>5684817
Buy a gun and shoot yourself.
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>Tfw dysphoric but you know you'll never pass so you give up and lose all motivation in life.

>tfw all your male friends ask why you aren't watching the Super Bowl

>tfw your female friends ask why you aren't watching the super bowl

>tfw you can't even tell them

:(((
Sorry, I know this is a pointless post. I'm just hazzing a shitty day
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>>5684816
I thought you was me untill the coffee bit. Tea master race!

but yeah
>tfw no qt perfect bf to cuddle with and watch horror films
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>>5684811
are you a girl tho?

>>5684798
that sounds nice.
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>>5684819
my dream bf is boymode version of me, just without all of the mental baggage from repressing dysphoria.
:^)
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>>5684832
Right now, yes
I-is that a problem?
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>>5684817
Do you clean your anus? I really doubt it.
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>>5684826
you first
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>>5684798
you missed out on a chance to see kaylas body
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>>5684840
Let me rim you tho
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>>5684815
>I'm also in an open relationship with my wife
>attracted to mtf women
SWEDEN YES
W
E
D
E
N

Y
E
S
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>>5684842
"missed out"
you say that like it's a bad thing
>>5684832
it was :3
>>5684809
>>5684803
never give up grils
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>>5684840
What is your problem dude?
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>>5684847
god i wish we lived in sweden. unfortunately we live in the american south... lots of idiots!
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>>5684844
what does that mean?
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>>5684847
Speaking of, what happened to Cartman?
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>>5684819
not him tho, he's too cute and makes my heart ache

post someone slightly uglier
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>>5684855
I want to put my tongue in your arsehole
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>>5684837
quite the opposite.
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>>5684849
well I know how you have a hate boner for her >>5684379
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Please I need more feedback from more about whether I could become a woman or not. I'm 6'1 and willing to do whatever it takes
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>tfw no Gutts husbando
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>>5684853
You seem like I nice guy. I'd like to suck your dick then you can introduce me to your kids afterwards.
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>>5684838
Religiously. I also always use special butt wipes instead of tp. Why do you ask?
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>>5684856
She transitioned and either dropped trip or left.
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>>5684860
but why? thats gross

>>5684865
you and the black guy have the same face lol
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>>5684871
Do you enema?
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>>5684815
>His wife is out fucking niggers while he's on 4chan with his wife's kids shitposting on /mtfg/
God damn, this is masterful bait. I can't help but reply.

Anyway, racy content on a sex board isn't against any rules so long as it's SFW. SFW means no nudity.

You're free to flaunt your degeneracy in front of your children all you want, but you can't come here and claim we can't flaunt ours.

Lastly, if you have to say you're attracted to trans girls you're probably a chaser. Otherwise why not just say you're attracted to girls?

>>5684865
Except hormones and surgery right?
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>>5684865
if you're whitey you could have a chance

if you're niggy then go kill urelf
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>>5684863
lmao doesn't look like kayla
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>>5684882
When I use my dil yeah.
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is kayla trans or just a fetishist?
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>>5684880
But Kayla, that's what boys do to their girlfriends!
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>>5684894
the latter
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>>5684887
but what if it is
I just want you to fuck her with your feeldo one day and get your rageboner out of your system
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>>5684865
>>5684732
>>5684740
Okay, listen up fuccboi. You want to pass as a woman without HRT and surgery so let me dispel this fiction for you once and for all.

N O
O

If you're willing to do whatever it takes you need to understand that "whatever it takes" means HRT and surgery, and nothing else.
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>>5684894
fetishist extraordinaire
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>>5684890
Enema-ing without needing to is bad for your health
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>>5684894
why not both?
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>>5684900
>but what if it is
then it's not my type
I don't fuck trannies, sorry
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>>5684897
proof???
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>>5684894
Kayla is only attracted to other trans, so the latter.
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>>5684907
Miss cock always needs to be ready for a dicking.
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>>5684869
a little weird and forward, but i suppose i wouldnt be against that... would you like to exchange contact info?

>>5684883
i disagree that that's what SFW means. i specified that i'm attracted to trans girls because this thread is the general for trans girls. my wife is cis obviously, since we have kids. i tend to go through a cycle where am either mostly interested in cis women or mostly interested in trans women (outside the context of my wife, who i am always attracted to, obviously).
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>>5684914
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>>5684907
I rarely get horny so I rarely use my dil so I rarely enema. Honesty I wish i could wait till srs to have sex the right way.
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>>5684902
Could I pass if I got surgery and HRT? That's literally what I'm asking now. I am literally willing to do whatever it takes.

I have big hands and feet and a big dick. I'm worried about the cost of surgery for haw reduction and brow-ridge reduction but I have made up my mind that I am trans
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>>5684859
No, have these instead.

NSFW DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE DICC AND BUTTE
https://a.pomf.cat/aktquu.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/vcdxfo.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/pzkvsz.webm
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>tfw gf is watching the superbowl with her friends
>tfw i'm eating chocolate alone and going to sleep early because my life is a boring empty cycle of eating garbage and crying
>tfw friends don't want to see me or have forgotten about me
>tfw just a faggy prettyboy really, will never pass as anything other than an andro genderfuck
>tfw spending all day being motherly and making sure she remembers to bring her titty pills with her and making sure she drives safe
>tfw i will never be a mom

k i l l m e
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m
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>>5684911
>parades around penis on /b/ trap threads
>1950s housewife fetish
>vagina = woman
>posts tg erotic stories
>writes tg erotic stories
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>>5684819
>tfw no Juntaro bf
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>>5684721
C-can I do all that stuff to you anon?
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>>5684910
thats racist against your own people
you uncle tom you
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>>5684934
k
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>>5684930
>vagina = woman
says the man with a vagina
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>>5684918
I'm sorry I was mostly just kidding, I'm not confident enough to actually meet up with someone and do that sort of thing. I don't look like a girl either so I doubt you would be interested.
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>>5684933
Yeah, I mean. At least you replied. I got all hot and bothered writing that hoping somebody would play along.

I'd love to be your little toy.
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>>5684940
I thought you filtered me kayla
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>>5684822
.///.
A-anon, do you want to play fightan games?
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>>5684918
>i disagree that that's what SFW means
Doesn't matter, the definition of SFW are rigidly defined and not an opinion piece.

>i specified that i'm attracted to trans girls because this thread is the general for trans girls.
I don't get this sentence, but it doesn't make you less of a chaser.

You're clearly here to get your rocks off, daddy. So stop acting like a prude.
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>tfw no bf to snuggle with on the couch while he watches the superbowl and I take quick nap with my head in his lap
>tfw no bf to pet my hair during commercials
>tfw no bf's cock to suck during halftime
>tfw no bf to makeout with when his team wins
>tfw no bf
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>>5684952
I'm not kayla
I just find it richly hypocritical that you who has no female interests, looks like a man, dresses like a man and who spouts
>muh vagina
as though it validates you as being cis, which you have literally said.
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>>5684956
Them are fightin' words, kid.
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>>5684960
>the definition of SFW are rigidly defined and not an opinion piece
show me

>You're clearly here to get your rocks off, daddy. So stop acting like a prude.
if i meet a nice girl here, what's the harm? if i don't, no biggie. i like posting on 4chan. don't like what I have to say? bite me.
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Why's this general so transphobic?
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>two post ops posting right now
so jealous my face is about to explode
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>>5684743
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>>5684644
>tfw you're the only one there when you work so you dont have to worry about it
as long as my phone isnt in view of the camera behind me I'm safe
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>>5684924
>the right way.

You realise sexually speaking srs is a no one's zone right? You get chasers with a gt but with a srs vagina chasers don't want you and straight men might clock you.
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>>5684963
>tfw no bf to poison you and cuddle you while you die
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>>5684965
>female interests
what are female interests boo ?
>looks like a man
pronouns for males are she/her/herself now ?
>dresses like a man
what does that even mean ?
if you wear highheels you dress like a man too by your wobbly definition
not to mention makeup , pretty masculine
>as though it validates you as being cis, which you have literally said.
point out the difference between me and a cis girl then
>I'm not kayla
sure boo ;)
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>>5684743
>i just don't want my kids seeing sexually suggestive shit
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>>5684990
Female interests: watching TV, makeup, facebook.
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>>5684743
>want my kids seeing sexually suggestive shit
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>>5684902
I am COMPLETELY willing to do ANYTHING it takes to become a woman. I absolutely want breast implants and hormones

I am not fucking joking. I know you are more mature and an expert compared to me. I am seekin advice. I am dead fuckign serious.
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>>5684988
>tfw no bf to cut you and patch you back up and apply stiches and kiss your scars
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>>5684972
>if i meet a nice girl here, what's the harm?
You, you creepy chaser daddy.

>show me
4chan.org/rules/
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>>5685000
>watching TV
only women watch tv now ?
>makeup
explain broliner and guyliner then
>facebook
literally 3 women I know use it
the rest must be men in disguise I assume ?
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>>5685005
You will never pass. You will never be happy. End your life.
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>>5685006
fug
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>>5684981
>that arm air
fucking disgusting lol

>>5684988
>tfw no bf to slowly choke you out only to bring you back because he really does care about his little fucktoy
>tfw no bf to hold a knife to my throat while fucking me
>tfw no bf to cuddle with while he scratches you and bites you
>tfw no sexy scars from bf
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>>5684743
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>>5684967
Do you wanna fite anon?
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>>5684925
>>5685005
Okay, Jesus. What do you want me to say? I don't know.

YMMV.

If you want to start now and don't care about becoming sterile, just do http://pastebin.com/yzMzTA5u for a year and see how you feel.

Worst case scenario you come out looking younger and more attractive as a male.
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>>5685005
If you haven't fully transitioned already, this thread isn't for you.
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>>5685014
you're wrong you dumb dyke
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>>5685022
>tfw no bf to bite you
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>>5684963
Ouch.
>tfw no bf to ward off the bad vibes you emit
>ywn have him be blind to your large flaws
>ywn sty in the same bed for a whole day with him
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>>5684743
.
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>>5685029
>If you haven't fully transitioned already, this thread isn't for you.
Fuck you, I made this thread and I haven't even begun my transition yet.
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>>5685030
point out why and I might reply kayla boo :*
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>>5684978
lilly is cis now apparently according to her
and unlike her, I have got at least the decency to address her with the pronouns she has asked for because that is the very most least amount of courtesy you can show someone here


>>5684990
>point out the difference between me and a cis girl then
male bone structure, lack of uterus, your "bro" attitude
>sure boo ;)
you have such a hate boner for her that you can't even tell that I'm more intelligent than her, that I'm not misgendering you back
I'm stating the facts and not getting petty
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>>5685010
>All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.

where does this say "work safe just means no nudity?"

i like how you couldn't find it yourself since it doesn't exist so you just linked me the entire rules page. what were you saying again by thinking it means no nudity isn't merely an opinion?
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>>5685022
rawr>?
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family pic, haven't seen them since i left for london. Back now in my place after driving forever
im in the leopard print
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>>5684949
Are you cute? Have you posted pics before?
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>>5685010
do your kids like anime?
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>>5685038
Check the lgbt rules dipshit.
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>>5685022
Stop giving me feels.
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>>5685036
broliner and guyliner never have and never will be a thing.
women love social media and love whoring themselves out for attention
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>>5685031
like not just playfully, but like aggressively on your neck and your ear and wherever else he wants

>>5685032
welp I stay in bed all day anyway lel

>>5685040
nah meng I don't trip

>>5685046
fuck you I don't want them, who should i give them to
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>>5685043
No and no. ;_;
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>>5685005
lose weight until you look pozzed up
start taking 2mg estrofem and 100mg spironolactone or 25mg of cyproterone and return to eating normally
get your beard and body hair lasered
grow your hair out
learn makeup and how to dress for your body
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>>5685037
>male bone structure
you know my bone structure rly well eh ?
>lack uterus
same as some cis women
>"bro" attitude
what's that supposed to be buddy ?
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>>5685042
Holy fuck, is the craziest fucking family I have ever seen.

On the bright side you do look pretty qt anon.
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>>5685049
>fuck you I don't want them, who should i give them to
Good point.
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>>5685045
>Remember, this is a WORKSAFE BOARD. Absolutely no nudity or pornography!

still doesn't say worksafe means "only no nudity" it's just reminding buffoons like you that it's a worksafe board, which in the global rules is stated to be "safe for work" and I think we can all agree posting cuteboys in nothing but undies is not safe for work.

check and mate
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>>5685042
you look more cis than the other women in your family
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>>5685047
>broliner and guyliner never have and never will be a thing.
pic related
>women love social media and love whoring themselves out for attention
the MRA meetup is in gaygen not here, sorry for your confusion
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>Thread has gone a little crazy again.

I shoulda known...
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>>5685042
>trailer trash emma watson
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>>5685061
Then why haven't I been banned or had a single one of my pictures deleted, daddy?

Check and mate.
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>>5685050
It's okay, it's okay! Don't worry... We can work around that! There is a very low chance I will actually meet you in person anyway so I'm just going to imagine you as pretty as you wish you were IRL okay?
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>>5685070
better than trailer trash who inherited her granmas trailer and wears all her clothes
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>>5685074
poor and understaffed modding
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>>5685042
fake boobs?
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>>5685067
You are just a weak little beta male who is so beta he became a woman
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>>5685069
pls ground them den mom
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>>5685075
Imagining I'm cute is all I ever do anyways.
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>>5685074
>daddy
ageplay is the single creepiest commonly accepted fetish

I feel like swordposting to get rid of your heresy m8
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>>5685083
yes, got them same time as srs with chett
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What do you like to eat when you're cheating on your diet?
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>>5685087
Holy fuckaroo that's a good idea!
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>>5685090
Do it please, I'm just trying to weird out the literal daddy who is on here being a chaser and telling me how to live.

You look perfect by the way.
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>>5685092
were your chett results good?
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>>5685093
Cock
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>>5685093
where the fuck is the ketchup???
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>>5685097
not a chaser, sweetie. sorry!
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>>5685093
Semen. 137mg protein after all per serving
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>>5685103
>ywn bend kayla over and shove a ketchup bottle up her ass then squeeze
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>>5685090
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>>5685022
>>5685022
Please. No. I never asked for this.
>he will never go from tossing you aside to letting you cling to him
>he will never give you head pats, then later on berate you.
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>>5685098
horrible. I had the colorectal srs so now I leak junk constantly and wear maxi pads all day
nhs is paying for a revision to cut out the colon part but now my belly is scared up and I won't even have depth
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>>5684401
But you're a complete moron. That's the problem
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>>5685102
>>5685109
Good luck.

>>5685103
Ketchup has no place in cajun chicken and fries.
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>>5685095
>fuckaroo
thats not how moms are supposed to talk...
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>>5685118
:(
I'm sorry
I was hoping you were going to say marvellously and all the rumours were bs
I guess I'll never get srs then
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>>5685128
>cajun
trip on Anna
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>>5685120
mado you cannot possibly be this dumb

do you really think you can gain weight while eating at a caloric deficit?
>>
That fucking feel when I have to be beardy for my first electro appointment 11months into hrt.

Secondly, its over a hundred miles away and its the closest electrologist


Fuck
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>>5685136
You'll lose weight but you're still an idiot
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>tfw you'll never be a cowtit slut
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>>5685106
Hahahahahah.
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>>5685140
you have to be beardy for every single subsequent electro session
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>tfw no lewd trans mommy to love you and put you to bed at night
wanna die tbqh
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>tfw you're in love with mado but he can never know who you are.
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>>5685144
I want to do this to you
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>>5685134
still better than having a penis. i still think if you don't get the op then you are not trans till you do
i only know of a few here who had srs and we are more women than most of you
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>>5685150
Hi Yume.
>>
POST THE SOLES OF YOUR FEET RIGHT NOW
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>>5685141
i specifically stated it wouldn't be smart to lose weight by drinking nothing but fruit juice. i'm just saying it is possible to lose weight doing so, because it's possible to lose weight eating literally anything

trip on mado, you gloriously dumb person
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>>5685113
agplease leave

>>5685115
>tfw he will never pull in close to his chest and kiss you softly on the forehead
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POST THE BOTTOM OF YOUR BUTT RIGHT NOW!
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>>5685155
>i still think if you don't get the op then you are not trans till you do
FUCK OFF
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>>5685161
im not mado you monkey
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>>5685155
thats a pretty shitty attitude
its bad enough everyone else in the world hates us and just because you were able to afford srs
I am from australia we have no state sponsored alternatives and srs with suporn is $22k AUD
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>>5685167
FETISHIST SCUM
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>>5685150
>tfw you tell mado you love her but she doesn't love you back
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>>5685155
Downvoted
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>>5685173
Ever thought that some people can't get SRS due to either lack of funds or other issues?
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>>5685145
Fuck.
Atleast the hairs are blond so I can skate by from a distance For the first 3 days.
I'm so goddamned miserable.
Why was I blessed with pretty hair that can't be lasered?? It doesn't help I can grow could feasibly grow a better beard than most CIs guys I work with
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>>5685142
There is always implants.

My plan is to tell everyone I'm going in for some tasteful C-cups so people still think I'm classy then pull a shoobity whoop at the consultation and get Double D's.
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>>5685142
>tfw
>tfw youll probably never even have cleavage or boobs with any weight to them
>tfw you know cis guys who probably have fuller chests then you
JUST
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the autism is a lil too strong for me in here right now so i'll be back later when it's settled senpai.
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>>5685155
Dicks are literally better, you manly "real woman" hon.
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>>5685199
what autism?
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>>5685199
Better stay away for good. The autism never stops
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ITT: butthurt trannies vs chasers vs retarded trannies

can someone bring me popcorn pls ?
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>>5685209
but you are one of the retarded trannies
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>>5685209
lilly please peg me I'm not a chaser I swear
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>>5685209
You will kill yourself in 5 years guaranteed
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>>5685209
sorry, I ate it all ;_;
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>>5685026
Ya

LEts go RIGHT NOW
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>>5685216
>>5685211
samefag
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>>5685199
So is this the last we'll see of you then?
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>>5685221
Nope

Your new is showing
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someone make a new thread you cock gargling faggots
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>>5685235
no u
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>>5685234
>no screenshot

rocknroll dude
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>>5685163
PLEASE...
>he will never pull you close
>ywn struggle to escape his arms
>he will never chuckle and hold you tighter, while kissing you on the head
Also,
>ywn have knifeanon's jaw
Just fucking kill me.
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>>5685244
well I would gargle cock too if the guy was clean and had no stds
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>>5685247
Image limit dumbass
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>>5685219
U SuRE U WANNA MeSS WIT THIS?
I'll REK u
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>>5685250
w-what's wrong with my jaw?

also
>tfw he will never pick you up literally
>tfw he will never throw you on his bed
>tfw he won't have a predatory smirk while he watches you like prey
>tfw he will never pull down his pants and smirk even more when he sees how your eyes are drawn to his cock or how you start drooling unintentionally
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>Error: You may not post more than 5 active threads at a time.
Fugg :DDD
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>>5685255
who wouldn't

cock is gr8
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