Gay General: Back Rolls Edition

More like namefag general

>>5642995
>no plans
Yeah that's right now, but if you feel like topping then more power to you dude

>>5643002
is that an ugly gay or an ugly woman?
I can't tell.

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So what's the weirdest sexual thing you guys have done?

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>>5643002
OCKKKKUUUUUUURRRRR

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>>5643002
no

>>5643011
all generals have name/tripfags in them
it's a large part of a general
idk why you come here if you hate it so much

>>5643025

idek anymore

>>5643025

Never really done anything crazy with a person, uhh make lewd videos? I made a foot fetish video and a watersports video once, watersports was only for a friend.

>>5643025
Masturbated with the other hand

>>5643002
When was Don Knotts into drag?

>>5643021
t b h hitler has admitted he wud let me top him many times
guys just heavily repressed

>>5642848
It was pretty great, not going to lie. Now he's paranoid about giving me an asthma attack or something, so it might never happen again. Sucks.

>>5642875
Mine wasn't as serious as a full-blown attack, but you could hear me wheezing. He apologized about half a dozen times.

>>5642905
I mostly thought it was funny myself. I think it made him nervous, though.

>>5642919
That's not a bad idea. We were in his car at the time and thankfully it was close at hand. The fact that the air was cold and I was breathing through my mouth didn't help, I think. I tried to tell him that, but like I said, I think I freaked him out.

>tfw youre a repressed trans girl that trashes other trans girls to make myself feel better

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Hello fellow namefags.
Please tell me what is going on in your life as of latest. I would like to keep up with your events.

>>5643057

School has been pretty much the main thing going on in my life. Physics sucks.

>>5643047
He's definitely going to be worried, which is good because that means he cares about you. Hopefully you can convince him that asthma is something that happens and that if he wasn't so good at sex, he wouldn't make you forget how to breathe.

>>5643021
I don't really have much interest in sex as a whole tbf

>>5643045
I've only said that if a qt twink wanted to take turns that I'd probs be down with that
don't get shit twisted

>>5643057

Oh no don't do it it's a trap!

>>5643055
trip on booger 5652 niq hitler

>>5643066
You don't honestly expect to ever top, right?

>>5643057
>making me look at that picture again


God youre the worst fucking poster girl with pnumanic aspergers

>>5643045
>>5643066
>twink drama

>>5643031

I don't know why I'm gay if I hate it so much

>>5643091

Ha, gaaaaay

>>5643084
You do know what my type is, right?
I go for androgynous twinky fags
If I really wanted to have sex do you actually think I couldn't find it?
There are people way grosser than myself that have no troubles finding sex

>>5643091
Just joking with him
he knows I like him

>>5643099
lol what

>>5643084
>not wanting to get topped by 100lbs of grade a american stud

>>5643102

Sexuality isn't always a decision.

>>5643066
they dont cancel each other out lol
ur still bottoming even if he does it for you too

>>5643106
>I go for androgynous twinky fags
The average girly twink looks like a bear when compared to you.

>>5643065
Yeah, good point. He's such a cinnamon roll that I guess it makes sense that he'd be concerned. I'll try talking to him about it again. I really like him and I don't want him to be worried or stressed out over something like this. Besides, if I don't address it I'll probably never get laid.

>>5643106
Your femboiiii kkkrew.


Btw what does 5652 stand for anyway? The amount of oxycodone he buys monthly?

I was thinking it was when they captured the ayyyylien and when they put him in area 51 that was the number they assigned him.

>cute friend who've I've messed around with before wants to come over and watch scary movies

>isn't sure if he just wants an excuse to cuddle and mess around

gaygen, what do I do?

>>5643132
its my bank pin number

>>5643106
>way grosser
"way more gross", ducky.

>>5643114
Well yeah I'd prefer to just top but I consider myself a reasonable guy so if I was in a relationship with someone and they occasionally wanted to top that'd be alright I guess

>>5643122
nice opinion, my friend

>>5643132
don't ask me

>>5643144
Cuddle and mess around. He want's you to stop, he'll tell you.

>>5643154
>opinion
Have you ever looked in a mirror?

Fuck it lets just pretend this conversation never happened.

Femboy crew insider here.

They have picked girl with pnuemonic autism as their next bully target they are going to shitpost on.

>>5643144
go cuddle him while watching scary movies
seems p straight forward

>>5643106
What does he look like?

>>5643178
What do I look like?
Or 5652?

>>5643144

Cuddle and press your inevitable boner into his butt/back

If he wiggles his ass into it he's dtf

>>5643193
I know what you look like. I was referring to him.

>>5643162
i mean in comparison to who..like 'twink' gets applied to everyone here from hitler to scarf + shoes
yah hitler is a bit thinner than me but relatively speaking were both tiny

>>5643201
I don't know if I have any saved
either ask him to post one or dig one out of the archive

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>>5643228
nvm I have this one

>>5643228
I'm not interested enough to look in the archives.

>>5643239
miss my hair now t b h
>>5643249
cheers m800 (Y)

>>5643239
Are those real vageyenas or is that an edit?

>>5643263
You post a pic with the new hair yet?

>>5643239
Umm what?

>>5643263
still waiting on dem feet pics babes

>>5643249
wtf happened to the archives anyway? they only go up t the 9th of january.

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>>5643289
Transferring to a new server, apparently.
There are others you can use.
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/articles/credits/

I guess I can let you guys know what I'm doing tomorrow. I'm doing a bdsm photoshoot. It's going to be like MenonEdge.com, but without penetration. I'm pretty excited because I'm getting whipped, edged and paid.

>>5643289
Idk I never go to the archives.

>>5643028
>dat name
werq qween

>>5643320

You slut

>>5643320
aw jelly that's awesome

>>5643278
neop
>>5643287
you have disturbed my creative process t b h

>>5643333
How does a photoshoot make me a slut? It's insane dude, in my grindr profile I put "modeling services a slut rent free" and I've been getting random offers to do shit for money. None of it has been sex either lol

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>>5643320
Will I see you on a porn site, Dusty Daddy?

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>>5643326
everyday gurl

>>5643345
Whaaa? It's "modeling services aren't free"

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>>5643345

Is it gonna be online? you better link us to it

Yester Slut Boi had me watch the first episode of My Drunk Kitchen and now i'm just going through them all from the start.

>>5643371
k

>>5643337
It's gonna be fun! He said he's going to cane the soles of my feet too

>>5643347
>>5643370
No i probably won't give consent for that

>>5643339
do it faget

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>>5643371
Hannah Hart is a pretty cool lesbian.

>>5643388
that
does not sound fun to me at all
but man i'd love to do that, like bdsm product modeling n shit

>>5643369
I was going to ask if you put anything on your grinder, about it. Since you seem to get a lot of offers.

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>>5643400
How much would you charge to be my bf?

I just wanna cuddle with you sludgey.

>>5643388

lame

are you at least gonna get some slut shots to show us

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>>5643388
>consent
What a shit dom.

>>5643371
>>5643399
I told you she was a lesbian.

>>5643400
It'll be fuuun! I want to know what my pain tolerance is these days.

>>5643402
Yup and people come out of the woodwork

>>5643412
There's a difference between having an ego and being egotistical.

>>5643412
are you cute? do you love me? i'm sure we can work something out

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>>5643425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ_8O929WOA

>>5643420
Yup!

>>5643421
>shit dom
Not even, this is business.

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>>5643391
looks stupid t b h but w/e

>>5643427
that's where we differ, i have very low pain tolerance
some light spanking is about all i can take

>>5643427
Damn. Really need to get me one of them there new fangled grindrs.

>>5643436
Why do youtubers feel the need to make coming out videos?
I literally do not care if someone is gay.

>>5643431
Idk itd never work...im straight and weird...

>>5643456
you might not, but i'm sure videos like that mean a lot to younger people struggling with their sexuality

>>5643448
Too cute.

>>5643449
>some light spanking is about all i can take
Aww. That's pretty cute t b h.

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I haven't had sex in 3 years.

I'm so desperate to be with another man atm that I'm tempted to go on the street and ask random people.

I don't have a smartphone for grindr and I don't have a camera for craigslist or any other site. I don't know what to do and I feel so isolated right now that I'm near crying.

Please help.

>>5643122

This is true.

>>5643109

Witty!

>>5643086

Hahaha

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>>5643456
It's not for them it's for teenagers or preteens who are scared to be gay or hate themselves for being gay in the closet who most of the time kill themselves because their family and friends aren't supportive. See it as big brother or sister telling younger gays that things will be okay and they shouldn't be afraid or be ashamed to being gay. If you haven't noticed in the video she is serious and doesn't make jokes or puns.

>>5643473
Damn anon you got the dick game on hard mode. If you have a PC with 2 gigs of ram you can get bluestacks and download grindr.

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>>5643457
>straight
i'm sure i can change that
>weird
so am i

>>5643465
it's really not
i can take a bit, but anything substantial and pass out

>>5643464
Even when I was struggling with my sexuality at 13 I didn't really care if a youtuber was gay. Then again, this was back in 2009 and youtube was just starting to get big.

>>5643425

I already knew she was a lesbian, silly.

>>5643473

I haven't had sex in a long time either but I'm okay with it.

Are you in the US? Just save up for a phone, you probably wont be getting dick if you don't have a job anyway

>>5643448
I like your hair short desu

Why do I think that Boogie2988 is kinda cute? He's like Jabba the Hutt in real life.

>>5643499
yeah in the US and in a major city too. That's how pathetic I am.

>>5643490
>tfw when no qt to spank until he passes out

>>5643449
I'll spank you lol

>>5643453
You would get "allot" of attention.

>>5643518
i've never been
i'm saying my spankginity for my husband

>>5643514
ew
that wouldn't do it anyway

>>5643513

Well, you have all the tools available to you. You can make a better life for yourself if you want it.

>>5643513
Why not go out and just start talking to people and go from there? Chances are you'll find someone.

>looking down at my foreskin scar
Man, they really did a number on me. I hope my lifetime of more satisfying sex was worth it just so some 55 year old woman could feel not ugly for a few hours.

>>5643518
>You would get "allot" of attention.
kek
>>5643530
>that wouldn't do it anyway
No problems, I'll get the ridding crop and the hot irons ready, we'll work our way up slowly.

>>5643448
qt eyes

>>5643492
>Then again, this was back in 2009 and youtube was just starting to get big.

Lol no it was starting to get shit. It was already big enough years before that Google bought it for a million or two because they couldn't compete well enough. And then they couldn't run it, so they scrapped half of the good stuff about it.

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Why is gay porn so much exciting? Just saw the hottest thing ever, twinks and hunks gangbanging a tranny, stuffing her butt full as they sucked her off and tongued her nipples.

Why isn't this a real thing? I would love to be gangbanged by twinks, having them play with my AA boobs and dick and I would do it for free and bareback even.

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>>5643558

>>5643568

the tranny makes it straight desu

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>>5643492
I'd like to say that I didn't watch a bunch of shitty gay YouTubers and look to their "coming out stories" when I was that age, but I did.
I grew up in a small town, where the only openly gay people I knew of was this guy who got kicked out of home, and a middle-aged dude who ran away with a gold digging chink.
Those YouTubers made the whole experience a little less scary and lonely.

>>5643568
But wouldn't that be bisexual porn?

>>5643580

>not secretly reading shitty YA books and crying when you realized you were a fag

pff

amateurs

>>5643492
>Youtube wasn't even around until I was a junior in college.

Jesus, I feel old as fuck. Regardless, if there was a Youtube when I was a derpy-ass teenager, I would've loved to hear that message.

>>5643568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ESTguT0Ag

>>5643558
>>5643575
Lol get em ann

>>5643558
Ann leave sludge alone. That's my trip crush.

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>>5643592
I discovered my sexuality before I knew what YouTube was, you clod.
There was absolutely no confusion there.

>>5643621
>clod
oh god are you into that rock lesbian shit

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How do you deal with the fact that you will all eventually die one day?

>>5643621

ok there peridot

>>5643643

i ignore it and concentrate on work and boypussy and shitposting

>>5643643
>implying

gonna upload my consciousness fampai

>>5643621

Were you an altar boy?

>>5643643
I get excited. I hope it happens to me soon.

>>5643608
Anon how does it make you feel that sludge has agreed to have lunch with me?

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>>5643643
as the apparent resident nihilist (pic related)
accept that it is the complete end of what you perceive as existence

>>5643621
for some reason I always picture you as a bifag

>>5643662
Lunch with sludge and dinner with the prof?
Slut.

>>5643668
>sludgepuppy eating
idgi, i don't have an eating disorder

>>5643643

I'm not taking any chances. I'm bailing as soon as I can in case the reaper gets a cramp.

>>5643577
>>5643587
B-but it was advertised as "gay porn featuring a shemale for the first time." Also they used "she" in quotation marks, so ...

>>5643673

>>5642627
idk, I wasn't the one who wrote it
I'm not really sure what made them think I was a nihilist either t b f

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>>5643662
I want him to film it.
I'm sure Red has several weird social quirks.

>>5643668
I have done the sex with the girls, but no, I'm not.

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>>5643662
Its ok because I always call you nigger under anon.

>>5643684
i mean it's no secret that i'm borderline, why skip the low hanging fruit lol

>>5643686
>several weird social quirks
all the guys i've met from 4chan have been like
surprisingly normal

>>5643686
>I have done the sex with the girls
dropped
sorry, bully-kun
I think we should see other people

>>5643693
I've met one person from lgbt irl before
he was super normie tear and a chill guy overall
and an ex who I still talk to sometimes told me he found "Hitler" on lgbt and all of the pictures that go with that...
he's normal though but maybe a bit beta

>>5643672
Meals make me easy? Lol

>>5643686
Nah

>>5643692
Why am I a nigger?

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>>5643714
Because you're not white.

>>5643713
i met an ex on soc like six years ago
and a couple guys from this general
haven't been murdered yet, but i'm gonna keep trying

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>>5643698
That's okay, I don't particularly want to have sex with a girl again.

>>5643693
But Red is different.
He just seems like the kind of guy who would do some weird shit, like shake with his left hand, or bring his own knife and fork to a restaurant.

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>been hanging out with cute boy
>crushing hard
>haven't said that I like him, but make it fairly obvious
>he seems to realize it but hasn't said one way or the other how he feels
>gets flustered and almost kind of shy around me sometimes
>not sure if it's because the fact that I like him makes him awkward or uncomfortable
>not really sure what to do
>stuck in limbo

He's so cute I just want to put him in my pocket

>>5643730
>shake with his left hand
i've never thought about that
do left handed people shake with their left?

>>5643731
it's not gonna go anywhere if you don't tell him

>>5643730
Thank you for calling me different

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>>5643730

also lol at that one long nipple hair

>>5643738
Im left handed. I went up to some chads party once to score free beer when underage tried shaking with my left hand and it was awkward as fuck. He even mentioned it. In military you never use your left to salute unless your right is injured.

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>>5643738
No. I do it sometimes, just to trip people up.
Sometimes, they panic and try to shake it with their right hand anyway.

>>5643740
You're welcome.

>>5643753
It's cute, I want to pull on it.

>tfw straight
>tfw sludgepuppy will never be your exception.

>>5643766
Who is that?

>>5643776
i'm not into straight guys
you have to convert for me and also worship and adore me forever

>>5643766
>>5643756
that sounds so awkward

>>5643788
Im the straight man tho. That automatically means that I have to be the worshipped one. :^)

Ill say im bi for you spoopy.

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>>5643808
>That automatically means that I have to be the worshipped one
i can work with bi, but i don't worship no man
it's beneath me

>>5643826
>but i don't worship no man
jesus died for you and you repay him with a cold shoulder...
tsk tsk

>>5643826
Hey I never asked for worship bby. You brought all of that up. I just want you to be my exception. No worship just two cute guys doing cute gay guy things like fuggin and cuddlin tbqh...

>>5643738
True. I've been wanting to get a clearer signal from him about how he feels since I don't want to make him feel weird or awkward, but I guess I'm sort of avoiding the subject. Usually I have an easier time telling these things, but it's kind of hard to read him.

Sometimes he seems to shy off and then sometimes he seems interested.

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>>5643788
Yes.
Unfortunately, most people I know are used to my sneaky tricks, so I don't get as many jollies from it as I used to.

>>5643838
ain't nobody ask him to do that tho...

>>5643841
that's gay as hell
hmu sometime baby
i'm going to bed now tho

>>5643852
nothing wrong with being direct
you can do it

>>5643874
gn bby

>>5643852
how you mean shy away? what does he do that makes him seem interested?

if it feels like nearly everyone has a limp handshake to you is it safe to say you have a firm handshake

>tfw hot straight friend who knows I am gay keeps calling me a 'cockboy' jokingly

fuck it makes me horny

>>5643967

Tell him you're also an assboy and if he ever needs his ass eaten you can keep a secret

It'll work trust me

>>5643957
No. It probably means you just shake hands with some bitches.

>>5643957

Who shakes hands anymore

>>5643874
I'll try talking to him. Thanks for your advice!

>>5643944
He'll do stuff like rest his head on my shoulder/the crook of my neck, sit close to me, make lots of casual contact. We hung out yesterday and sort of wound up holding hands.

But then sometimes if I initiate something similar he gets really flustered. It makes me feel like I'm making him uncomfortable so I'll back off. It's almost like he gets nervous sometimes and chickens out. I'm not really sure what it means and I'm not sure how to bring it up.

>>5643957
grew up with guys telling me I have a limp handshake and need to 'man up'
to this day I still can't give proper handshakes tbqh

>>5643992
>He'll do stuff like rest his head on my shoulder/the crook of my neck, sit close to me, make lots of casual contact. We hung out yesterday and sort of wound up holding hands.

Jesus just wreck his shitcunt already

>>5643967
>jokingly

What's so funny about calling you by name, Cockboy?

>>5643992
>He'll do stuff like rest his head on my shoulder/the crook of my neck, sit close to me, make lots of casual contact. We hung out yesterday and sort of wound up holding hands.
how do people so fucking autistic + retarded get this shit but i dont

>tfw the guy I like likes my sister

>>5643976
b-but I'm not

>>5644040

Dress up as your sister and seduce him

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"The thought of some other man putting a dick in your ass completely disgusts me." -Mom

>>5644041

Oh

well then go suck his cock, cockboy

>>5644059

"You're just jealous that my juicy asspussy gets more cock than your crusty minge ever did"

#REKT

>>5644059

Should have told her to watch her language then sashayed away

>>5644059
tell her the thought of a man licking her pussy also disgusts you, but you still love her

>>5643996
>>5644024
Trust me I would have done something about it already if he didn't act like he was nervous and uncomfortable sometimes. Since he keeps backing off, part of me wants to wait until he's sure. Because if he feels awkward about it, I get the sense that telling him I really like him or trying to make a move on him will just add more pressure and make things worse. It sucks because I'm not used to being anything but direct about how I feel about someone.

But right now it's like I'm getting mixed signals almost and I'm not sure how to handle it.

>>5644059
t b h ur asshole is much less disgusting than her child birth ravaged minge

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>>5644079

if you haven't told him you're into him then he's probably doing the same thing you're doing

>>5644069
>>5644071
>>5644073
>>5644080
Guys come on it's my mother I could never say that too her

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>>5644059
The thought of dad putting his dick inside you completely disgusts me.

BURRRN

>>5644111

There's nothing wrong with telling your mother to not swear

>>5644111

You're her son and she's talking that way to you

>>5644111
How about:

"No offense, mom, but I don't want to think about you having sex either."

>>5644048
She's pretty androgynous, it might just work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R3qMrNMSRY

>>5644126
This

>>5644111
she clearly has no problem speaking like that to you
maybe she will think twice next time before sharing her perverted thoughts w/ u

>>5644149

I'm scared

somebody hold me

>>5644093
I hope so. Like I said, I've made it pretty obvious even if I haven't come out and said it. He knows I think he's cute, I flirt with him a little sometimes, that sort of thing.

What I don't get is that sometimes when I try to test the waters he backs off. That's the part that confuses me.

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I had yet another dream about him.

Why does it keep happening? It's not even anything serious (he was straight, nothing remotely interesting even sparked between us, etc.), yet I still fantasize/dream about him a year later. How long must this last for?!?

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>>5644159
Aw

Don't be

>>5644181

Last night I had a dream about a cult/family that would befriend travelers to kidnap one of their pets, kill it and leave pages of hastily written biblical prose with fresh blood on it behind.

>>5644168

And he's made it p clear to you by nuzzling you and holding your hand and all but sucking your dick yet you haven't done anything so

>>5644181

til you get a real bf

Update on spooky movie anon from above...

Messed around, he initiated thankfully, man still have a huge uncut slab of perfect meat, and an ass I think I spent like 10 minutes eating out...

Sadly I had already fapped today so my cock wasn't too eager

>>5644196

But it was spoopy

>>5644206

>he can only get it up once a day

Unless you're 60 you should like start exercising or something

>>5644206
>Sadly I had already fapped today so my cock wasn't too eager
tfw haven't wanked in 3 ish weeks

>>5644199
I don't want my general mental issues ruining another relationship, though.

>>5644220

Too bad

You have to find someone who's willing to put up with them

>>5644206
jerking off one time ends it for you???

>>5644209

I normally can go like 2-3 times but I felt awkward... Partially because I was thinking so much about everything.

I went again and there wasn't an issue but... The situation itself kept myself from getting too hard, even when he offered his throughly licked bp

>>5644217
One of my buddies is trying to cut out fapping. Honestly, I admire his and your fortitude.

>>5644220

Too late

you're already a homo

>>5644230

I had a different guy suck 2 loads out of me last night, fapped this morning, so I think my cock was just tired lol.

It hasn't seen this much action since I discovered gay porn

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I CAN TELL WHEN YOU JACK OFF BEFORE SEX IT'S NOT FUN FOR EITHER OF US YOU JACKASS

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

AT THE VERY LEAST STOP EXPECTING US TO FONDLE WITH YOUR DEFLATED BALLS

>>5644235
I don't do it because I don't really feel the urge to and I feel that I can probably spend the 45 minutes doing better things
like shitposting and such

>>5644258

>45 minutes

Hitler, I'm so sorry....

>>5644263
Well I usually wank with other people and if you're gonna do it, do it right.
Not just five minutes of aggressive dick jerking
make it a show, make it interesting

>>5644249

>tfw can do a big cummies even if i've fapped earlier that day

B)

>>5644258

>he doesn't edge for 3 hours til he has a mindblowing orgasm

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>>5644270
>make it a show
I'm imagining you dressed as a showgirl, with the feathers and stuff.

>>5644272
If you're edging for long game you go longer than 3 hours you fuckin pleb

>>5644276
I mean you've gotta make it interesting
just lying there jerking would be boring for both people
I take pride in my ability to hold someone's attention

>>5644277

>He doesn't edge for half a month

>>5644277
>>5644292

>they don't permanently edge

pfff

>>5644199
Every time I try to do something, he's gotten nervous and backed off. Maybe talking to him will make him feel a little more confident about this whole situation. If that's what his problem is, I mean. Hopefully he won't feel like he's being pressured, which is what I'm worried about.

>>5644235
I don't get this, never have. I jerk off like maybe once or twice a month, just to clean the pipes essentially.

>>5644323

WHOOPS FORGOT DAT OH SO IMPORTANT TRIP

>>5644270
who was the last person you had a wank with m800?

I can't feel attracted to other gay guys

>>5644331
y u wanna kno

>>5644344
im also curious about this event

>>5644323

low test desu

>>5644341

internalized homophobia desu

>>5644361
a qt twink
not important who u nosy bitches

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>>5644361
Pervert.

>>5644362
>internalized homophobia desu
yes, I know

but I can't help it

I was looking at pictures of gay couples on Tumblr, and they all looked so unnatural. Yet gay porn is what I get off to, and I love guys. Fuck.

>>5644362
probably, tho desu i kind of dig it. it takes me forever to cum, so me not having to waste 30-45 mins everyday is a plus.

>>5644371
was it niq desu

>>5644372
this

>>5644382
no haven't done that in a few weeks

>>5644372
you're like the creepiest person ever lol

>>5644371
heel now hitler

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>>5644392

Um excuse me bitch

I'm king creep in this gen and don't you forget it

>>5644390
how do u get qt boys to wank off on cam with you

>go on date
>it goes well
>he jokes about fucking me
>laugh it off
>a couple days later he actually does it

I just want to stop being such an easy emotional slut

>>5644402
um
find a qt boy who think u qt
say hey look at my qt naked body and then look at their qt naked body
then play with ur boyparts

>>5644417

What's wrong with that?

>>5644401
you're cute creep though, he's creep creep tlc status

>>5644441
Everything! I just want to at least be able to tease once in awhile and not become so ditsy I stumble repeatedly onto a dick after a joke.

>>5644417

MADMAN
A
D
M
A
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>tfw finally got bf to fuck me in his work uniform

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>>5644454

u-uguuu

>>5644467

But you're getting dicked by a guy you like

>>5644477

What's his job?

>>5644479
How would you feel if the person you're dicking literally struggles to maintain composure in such situations? Wouldn't you feel as if they're too easy and therefore replaceable? I think I pretty much come off as easy slut #16723 and it's fucking me up.

>>5644482
He's a mechanic.

>>5644495

Sounds hot desu

>>5643448

really bad angle, the lack of neck in this photo makes you look like a fat turtle popping his head out of its shell

>>5644505

We you all "H-hey mister can you help me straighten out my tailpipe"

>>5644506
fuck off senpai what doesn't sound hot to you

>>5644479
but you are cute. you should totally send me pics on Skype.

>>5644526

Girls, fems, shaving, scat, blood, grandpas, vomit, needleplay, gunge, breathplay, "straight" guys, financial domination, bestiality, fursuits, bugs, sounding

lots of stuff

>>5644518
my jumper is just pushed up bc im lying down
who the fuck are you

>>5644535
>breathplay
>financial domination
literally what

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>>5644534
Creep.

>>5644546

>breathplay

Choking or other methods of not letting a person breathe for sexual purposes

>financial domination

Dominating someone by taking control of their finances

>>5644572

Who doesn't like getting choked?
Weirdo.

>>5644549
not even close, senpai usually does whatever i ask but pretends to be against it in gg. he's already sent me four images.

Does being a bottom mean I have to feel pleasure from my bp? I consider myself pretty submissive but so far toys haven't done anything for me other than decorate my house. Is a real guy really that different from toys when it comes to anal?

>>5644518
nah srsly tho who the fuck are you post ur mob number pussy i will come to your yard not even joking
see who is a fat turtle en pussyole

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>>5644607
A creep and his slut.
The greatest love story ever told!

>>5644607

you promised you wouldn't tell anyone how many butthole pics i sent omg

>>5644618
whats kleppes full name

>>5644622
its ok bb, hesh up

>>5644522
Nah. I just jumped him the second he got off from work. I sent him a bunch of lewds while he was on his way, which I think helped. He was kind of self conscious about it before.

>>5644660
about fucking in his uniform? why, its hot as fuck

>>5644660

aw cute

are you a big nerd and he's shy about his blue collar job

>>5644518
post mob number / skype / kik
not even joking u knooo dont start shit if u arent willing to explain yourself bruv ur nothing kys

>>5644683
you're cute

MAN WANNA TRY IT WITH ME
U MUST BE STUPID SENPAI
>>5644692
hehe ty~~

>>5644709
surprised you haven't killed yourself yet tbqh

>>5644716
that was just low quality really
put some effort in

>>5644709
dont mention it

>>5644668
He works for his dad (neither of us are totally out to our families yet) and so I could see how it'd be kind of awkward to wear it around him. Plus, I think he was worried about getting jizz on it. Which is understandable.

>>5644676
We both like nerd shit, honestly. He's kind of shy in general, but it's really cute. It's funny because I'm really vocal when it comes to sex and what I want and while he's not a prude, he's a little less comfortable than me when we aren't in the act.

>>5644725
got you to reply so it's good enough apparently

>>5644740
>jizz on clothes
hot soapy water and a sponge anon

>>5644736
kk
>>5644743
but you are replying to me tho

>>5644750
good because i don't want hitler to sneak up on me like a spider monkey and end me

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>>5644766
what

I came out to my mom today.

She told me to "not make this choice"
When i retorted that it was not, otherwise i wouldint be making it, she said that it was, becuase she had some bi curious experience in college.

Pretty much left it at that
I dunno how to feel about all this.

>>5644766
rude spider monkeys are qt

>>5644817
stop being such a faggot
why the fuck do kids still come out to their parents, you only need to come out as a tranny so you can get on some meds asap

>>5644782
n-nothing hitler

>>5644823
i wasn't insulting the monkeys

>>5644831
dont appreciate the comparison t b h

>>5644857
r u calling me ugly

>>5644863
spider monkeys>>>>you

>>5644863
you're way better looking than any monkey

I really hate this world. Everyone is all about money and material things.
If you don't have any and you live in squalor, people judge you harshly.

Sometimes I feel like the only one who sees the bigger picture.
Everyone is a slave to the financial system. The only way out of it is to be homeless.
Only through homelessness can you see the bigger picture and know freedom.

Watching women suck dick is so cringey.

They just can't fucking do it.

>>5644907
where's this copypasta from

>>5644907
so stop posting on your phone or computer anon.

>>5644908
Yeah they basically just want it over and done with ASAP which ruins the entire thing

>>5644884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70LchxBayaY
naw spider monkeys are qtr

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if I bleach or brightly dye my undercut will I clearly look like a daddy issues twink?

also what else is in the "choke me daddy" starter kit?

>>5643002
no never known anyone to be that hefty.

>>5645019

nose, tongue and belly button piercings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkMCGjMA3x0
jfc this makes me so angry
how can anyone think this is acceptable
>>5645023
i used to have a nose piercing

>>5645035
>i used to have a nose piercing
oh no

>>5645046
i was 15 shut-up
still got a groce scar on my nose tho not sure which is worse

>>5643036
share piss vid

>>5645019
>>5645023
Don't forget crop tops

>>5645096

mega fag mode:

colourfully patterned short sleeve button up with all the buttons done up
+
colourful tight shorts

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>>5645023
>nose
Only septum, r-right?

I'm pretty sure The Kleppe got rid of his anyway.

>>5645125

Actually I was thinking of the side kind

Septum is a different kind of megafag. I associate it with more pig bottoms and pups.

>>5645133
Septum piercings can be qt on the right guy.

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>>5645141
Only if the guy's already qt.

>>5645133
I guess.
Genital piercings and grotesque stretchers are by far the worst.

>>5644909

my own head

but i also listen to a lot of underground topics...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBT5D-gzeGg

Have you guys ever been in love with someone who wasn't particularly attractive? I'm in love with this guy who's really not a looker and I couldn't care less, but it seems like most other gay men I meet put way more into looks.

I don't know. I feel like I'd rather be with someone I click well with than a person that I can't relate to at all.

>>5645146
Well sure they have to be qt in the first place. I think stretchers can look ok too as long as they're not too big.

I HAVE A PRETTY BIG PENIS HAHAHAHAHABAHAHAVAVAHAHAVbababBahahw

>>5645162

I've never been in love but I've found weird-looking guys inexplicably attractive before

>>5645188

Do you mean it's pretty AND big, or just fair-sized?

the boy I'm into is really into the 'sissy' fetish, which I don't know much about. Does gaygen have any advice for me? he seems really, really into it

>>5645217

Ask him to show you some porn he likes. Fetishes are weird and idiosyncratic so even if there are guys into sissy stuff around they'll likely have particular things they like that your boy might not. You don't want to bust out some shit you read about on an imageboard only to have him lose his shit because you put a stiletto in his butthole or something.

>>5645237
nothing like some hot stiletto butthole sex
fuccckkk, now i'm all rilled up

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>>5645180
That's what I was talking about when I said "grotesque".
Though, a friend of mine got a moderate one in HS, which ended up getting infected. Was gross as fuck, turned me off them for life.

'Kay shit to do bai

>>5645255
My bf has a moderate sized one in one ear it's pretty qt. I used to be friends with a guy who's ear ripped from sizing up too fast.

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Gaygen do you hate anybody?

I have about fifteen people on a list that I want to murder some day. I never will but I still dwell on hate daily.

>>5645490
It's pretty fucking sad how dedicated you are to shitposting and ban evasion.

>>5645508
>>5645508

>attractive guy at your work
>can't tell if he's gay or not

>>5646845
What makes you think he might be gay?

>>5646895
He's got a sort of metrosexual vibe to him but it could just be because he's very expressive.