gaygen ego edition

>>5645506
I don't shitpost though and im not banned. I think you have the wrong guy.

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Apparently I'm a broken human being who has no chance of recovery.

There goes my chances of living a normie life.

post your husbando desu

>>5645777
no

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>>5645777
tbqh Ryan Stack

donald trump rape and beat his first wife

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>>5645820
He rapes and beats everyone who gets in his way. He'll rape and beat every US citizen if they vote for him to be president.

>>5645823
also a paedo
known to visit jeffrey epsteins island

>>5645777
Husbandos are for autists.

this was me this saturday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0

and this was me this sunday
http://imgur.com/e3ECAMk

So I now have 2 fwb...

I feel a little slutty

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>>5645844
>Scottish heavy metal pirate genre
Once I think I've seen it all the human race surprises me yet again.

>>5645850
they're pretty cool, i just knew about them a few weeks ago from my bf

>>5645850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msIOVjf6PBk
pagan metal is the most unoriginal genre going
12yo me had properly shit taste in music i cant believe adults unironically listen to this

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>>5645853
Reminds me way too much of Dropkick Murphys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yg8MuaWMT0

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>>5645853
reee

>>5645856
you know except dropkick murphys are good

>>5645855
hahahaha this video is so fucking funny.

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>>5645856
>>5645844
>we pirate music now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkiUUyIvZOo

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I matched with a qt from the Faroe Islands. I've been stalking his instagram and he's from the most beautiful place I've ever seen. I can't wait to move there with him.

>>5645860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJhi43RntJk
c r i n g e
>>5645863
>literally wearing a fedora

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>>5645855
>pagan metal
another fact many don't know is the top best rated heavy metal bands are from Scandinavian countries.

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>>5645871
everyone knows that

>>5645871
barely even listen to metal and i know that

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>>5645870
I have wondered is the reason why most pirates are of Scottish and Irish ethnicity because of British oppression during the British Empire? I'm American so my knowledge of English history is limited.

>>5645871
M E S H U G G A H

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>>5645873
>>5645874
Something you didn't know though is metal music is subhuman and so are Scandinavians.

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>>5645880

>>5645876
most pirates are scottish and irish because hollywood casts them in movies because of their gruff accents.

In reality pirates were a decent mix of Europeans and Africans.

>>5645876
eh idk probably
a lot of pirates were english too, blackbeard came from bristol
>>5645880
we already know

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>>5645880

>>5645808

>that gay face though :/

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>>5645895
don't you dare destroy my husbando

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>>5645866
That place looks terrible and desolate. You call that beautiful?

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>>5645909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhmrNoNtQNo

>>5645909
>>5645866
99.99% of that shitty island looks like garbage, it just has some slightly interesting landscapes that people like to put on postcards or whatever to impress plebs who've never taken a vacation.

>>5645897
>those eyebrows
instant orgasm

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>>5645920
ikr

>>5645885
but pirate accent in films is usually an old SW/bristol accent t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVAVEHc-ytw

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>Trump
>Cruz
>Carson
>Rubio
>Bush
>Paul
>Santorum
>Huckabee
>Fiorina
>Clinton

>>5645936

He's just got a fucked up voice

>>5645946
bristol is my endzz i know a LOT of people who speak like that..usually older but younger brurs in the more rural areas speak like that too. more modern brizzy accent like the first guy has is a bit different tho.

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>>5645945
I would vote for Rand Paul, but he's not like his dad.

>tfw Ron Paul is no longer running
http://ivn.us/2013/09/30/8-ways-rand-paul-is-different-from-ron-paul/

>>5645960

Nobody cares about england

>>5645962
>voting for ron "core christian values" paul

>>5645963
was just correcting you m800
hollywood pirate accent originated when someone was making a film about blackbeard and gave him a bristol accent which en became the 'pirate' accent in popular culture. not scottish/irish.

>>5645960
>bristol is my endzz
Do you sound like a Wurzel and have a combine harvester?

>>5645970

idc

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>>5645967
>>5645962
This is all the proof I need to be a Bernie supporter.

• Position on pot: Open to legalization.
http://news.yahoo.com/where-the-2016-presidential-candidates-stand-on-116920750826.html

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Okay, question gaygen.

You step into a teleportation device, but it malfunctions. It didn't destroy you, but still created a clone of you. You look into each others eyes and know what to do...

what is it you do?

(Have you thought about killing your clone before to be the only "you" in existance? He therefore thought about that as well, so what do you do?)

>>5645979

DUDE WEED

>>5645974
haha no come from essex originally
thankfully havent picked up the accent
>>5645977
you brought it up
why be purposefully ignorant

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Guys, how do I trick straight liberal sjw types and guilt them into doing homo acts with me?

>>5645987

You don't

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>>5645981
>>5645979
It's a very harmless drug that's been hyped up so much as a social stigma and the fact that it's illegal makes it just as bad as heroin or cocaine which are no where near being harmless. This whole categorization of marijuana with extremely harmful/death threatening drugs needs to stop!

>>5645992
if that's the primary reason to vote for the leader of a country you're likely too young to vote or shouldn't be allowed to

>>5645997
Who said that's my only reason for voting for Bernie. I just said it's a factor in my choice to be a Bernie supporter, not the only reason. You sound like a republican dipshit who can't read.

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>>5645989
why? isn't that .... like homophobic?

>>5645992
>>5645979
So once we give you your weed, you would be okay with a trump?

>>5646005
>This is all
>all

You should learn what words mean, especially before you say someone can't read.

>>5645987
tbf cant really typify peoples sexuality like that
the only 'straight' guy i have been with was an absolute chav
>>5645997
dont really agree with his logic but i think current drug policy has preddy big implications for our society
was partially why i voted for who i did in the labour party leadership elections here

>see a cute interesting

>"married"

GET THE FUCK OFF OF A DATING HOOK UP APP YOU DELUSIONAL FAGGOT

>>5646019
You should go fuck yourself. Stop posting here since no one here likes you and your family hates you too.

>>5646033
Maybe he's unhappily married.

>>5646035
>being this angry because you got corrected while acting like a haughty bitch

Nice one Anne

>>5646022
>the only 'straight' guy i have been with was an absolute chav
i didnt know that word before, but they seem very very cute

>>5646039
You sound stupider with every post

>>5645984
Oh I bet they loved you from Essex lol.
I can imagine the local farmers staring you down.
>Look Sedgey its one of them there Aliens, get the pitchforks and torches he's not messing with my cows.

>>5646042
lol really tho
>>5646046
hahahaha bristol really isnt that bad its a proper city n everything just everyone talks like a farmer
anywhere outside of bristol tho dont even think about it

>>5646067
Yeah I know lol. It's just that stereotype that anyone who lives even remotely near Somerset is a cider guzzling Wurzel.
I would actually like to visit Bristol though.

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>>5645980
he needs a hug

>>5646067
>lol really tho
post cute chavs pls

bonus points for violent neo nazi thugs

>>5646087
>he needs a hug
Glad someone responded.
I would cuddle with him and make out with him.

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>>5645914
>>5645909
Desolation is beautiful, anon. Palm trees and white sand does nothing for me. Grey skies, rolling hills, and moorland on the other hand...
>pic related. From when I was living on Svalbard.

>>5646096
i probably wouldnt make out with my clone, or do anything sexual, i dont even know if i'd hate him, love him, forgive him or what.

>>5646097

That's gross, you're gross.

>>5645984
>has essex accent
>looks down on west country accent
lmao. I love when people from the provinces think they're better than other people from the provinces. You're all peasants to anyone from London.

>>5646102
Really? How come, why the self-hate?

I already decided for myself that I .. we will make sweet love to each other. (although neither want it in the butt, so ...)

Also number 1 rule:
Would never harm my clone.

>>5646116
boooooring

If you had a clone wouldn't you want to have a classic rooftop standoff where you're both arguing to your bf that YOU are the real you? Total missed opportunity if you just bang and go on your separate ways.

I don't want to be gay, I just want to enjoy pussy like the billions of normal men out there

and I never will ;_;

>>5646124
>If you had a clone wouldn't you want to have a classic rooftop standoff where you're both arguing to your bf that YOU are the real you?
Okay, that would be a problem. I have not a bf atm, so I would think that me and my clone would just get at it and become lovers.

>>5646125
shut up and suck my cock

Mister showed up randomly last night with more cold medicine and cuddles
Even if all we did was cuddle while he studied, it was still nice.
I think my cold's just about booked it.

What's the worst/longest cold you've had, gaygen.

>>5646125
this desu senpai. I'm only really attracted to twinks and if I bf one they'll maintain that aesthetic for like 5 more years tops.

>>5646116
it's a vicious circle i guess anon. I just dont like myself and i hate that i don't because it's ruining my life and enjoyment.

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>>5646084
>cider guzzling
haha scrumpy tho>>>>
let u kno once ive moved down there again yh ;);)
>>5646088
devvo t b h tho
>>5646106
essex is just where middle-class londoners go to buy property m800
go back fifty years and where im from is now london

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>>5646136
SHUT THE FUUUUCK UP! WE HAD A POLL, YOU DONT BELONG HERE

>>5646138
well fugg :DD
your clone is so trying to kill you then

>>5646139
>devvo t b h tho
jesus christ, why do cute young guys ruin themselves with alcohol and drugs?
ITS NOT FAIR!

>>5646137
>be a twink
>this is why i don't bother coming out or trying to have a relationship

There's just no point. Anybody that's attracted to me is only going to care about my appearance, which will not be attractive to them once I start to look more like a fully grown man.

>>5646139
Sure bby ;) cider is gross though.

>>5646145
>Devvo
>Young
The guys an actor.

>>5646146
You just need to find someone who isn't totally obsessed with looks. We do exist.

Boobies

>>5646145

You made a poll about me, really
Link me, I wanna see

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>>5646146
I am fine with regular looking guys.
I would like to have one my own age, but twinkness and such is a bonus.

Of course I have standards or more accuretly categories of people I am just not attracted to, but >>5646152
>You just need to find someone who isn't totally obsessed with looks. We do exist.
is right, there is more to it then just looks.

I like flamboyant looking guys as well, but their personality (from what I can see, maybe they are different one I get to know them) is a little bit offsetting.

>Devvo
>Young
>The guys an actor.
I have no idea who he is

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>>5646097
>>5645866
That's so nice, I hate how dry 90% of this country is.

I wish I was the sort of person who didn't place looks above all else.
It's not as if I'll forever be lonely because I'm mostly attracted to guys in the range of 5-7/10, so it's not as if my standards are too high. However, I will reject anyone who falls outside of that "nice looking average guy" aesthetic, no matter how kind or funny or intelligent they are. It makes me feel like a pretty awful person.

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>>5646160
https://poal.me/9snj2z

the guys who say that about hitler changed their answer from "shut her the fuck up", just to let you know

>>5646199

Wut... say that sentence again?

>>5646204
>>5646199

Oh I just noticed the side panel thing
This is a pretty ritzy poll utility

>>5646204
some people who clicked earlier on "shut the fugg up :DD" changed it later to "hitler senpai, notice me"

>>5646199
>that picture

Kek

>>5646212

Oh, well.
I don't understand the bully feels that have you guys do this kind of nonsense but I guess I'm glad you all got your kicks in.

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pls give me good gay chat up lines
i need them

>>5646224
"Wanna fuck?"

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>>5646220
aids-ridden sluts like you dont have feelings and basically live in a sex fantasy

we dont want to hear about your unnatural slave-master relationship with that married guy who uses you as a fucktoy on the side

you are basically a hentai personality inside on of those comics, I masturbate to that, then forget you

I want to be together with a real human being with feelings and not just a boypussy connected to a human body

you are so disgusting, you are everything that's wrong with the worst of the people in the gay community

>>5646217
niq is pure

>>5646224
"poz my neg hole"
"daddy"
"I'm gay. You're gay."
deep throat a vegetable while looking at them
straight up grab their dick and start slobbering all over it

gay chat up lines are pointless. You normally don't have to impress to get a guy to fuck you. If they find you attractive then they'll be dtf. If they don't then they'll say "sorry no". One of the few perks of being gay is that courting is so much easier than for straights.

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>>5646224
Did you know, that in the prostate of a man there is an underdeveloped uterus lying in wait?
So basically, every man has a UTERUS. <3

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>>5646199

How do you know when a bidet is done

>>5646245
nice

>>5646224
I am going to conquer your people, enslave them and take you as my salt-wife oh and believe me you will ahve to swallow something really salty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgFtQPgHyek

>tfw a guy looks ugly but has an amazing, deep, masculine voice that makes my bp naturally lubricate itself

>>5646290
Don't have to look at his face to do doggy.

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>>5646290

Ugly or gruff?

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>>5646290
trip on Hitler, you dont have to be shy around me

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>>5646290
fuck him, we uggos deserve love too

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>>5646303
>gurff?
anyways if pic related is an example then:
HELL NO!

>>5646305
I know it's you niq, only you and I use tha reaction image, I saved it from you.

>>5646311
HE'S DEAD FA.M MOVE ON

>>5646224
Are you in the IRA because you threw a pipe bomb into the government building of my heart

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>>5646305
Sorry, it's just that buttery voice really does something to me
pic related is everytime I hear it choke out my name with disgust

>>5646311
>I know it's you niq
who?

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>>5646321
>Sorry, it's just that buttery voice really does something to me
I have a deep voice...
We should skype or something.

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>>5646327
Post Vocaroo, cunt.

>>5646311

Is this a birdkin?

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I have a funeral to go to tomorrow...
I've known the guy since middle school

>>5646319
topten pickup lines 4sure

>>5646224
Stare at their crotch long enough for them to notice, and then look back up at their face, point at their crotch and say "are you going to eat that?"

>>5646363
Thanks relly
>>5646366
That's smooth

>>5646379
>tfw you will never kidnap irishanon and trap him in a seperate dimension where you can still see the world, but not interact with it, except with the person who kidnappend you into that dimension
>tfw you will never really rough irishanon up in that dimension

>>5646392
You make up really elaborate fantasies. Do you write in your spare time?

My mister left his dick piercing jewelry at my place and it's just laying on my desk and it's making me feel weird.

>>5646404
put it on

>>5646408

What, where?
I don't have a P.A. and it's a thicker gauge than any of mine.

>>5646410

Just j-j-jam it in

>>5646404
I thought you wrote minister and I was looking forward to some catholic sex :(

>>5646392
Do I live in that dimension already, every day I watch my life float by without taking action

>>5646401
No, but I could I guess.
I really have an active imagination and can think of countless stories to tell.

I am currently thinking about what I would do with a clone of myself, besides a lot of sex of course.

Who needs socks, right?

>>5646511

I hate wearing socks, I have wide feet so they always stretch weird on me and I feel unbalanced wearing them.

>>5646537
i dont like people to see my feet :( nothing wrong with them it just makes me uncomfortable

>>5646541

Do you have a problem with feet or just yours?

>>5646543
mostly just mine but other peoples' feet do make me a tad uncomfortable. I mostly dont mind though

>>5646541
I dont have a foot fetish.
I dont focus on the feet, but I like them as part of the legs.

Espeically what you see in porn where the bottom is on his back with his ass up getting pumped, while his feet stay in the air.

Straight rice and beans with just a little bit of peanut butter is rly good, I recommend.

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>>5646555
>>5646230
What did I say?

aids-ridden sluts like you dont have feelings and basically live in a sex fantasy

we dont want to hear about your unnatural slave-master relationship with that married guy who uses you as a fucktoy on the side

you are basically a hentai personality inside on of those comics, I masturbate to that, then forget you

I want to be together with a real human being with feelings and not just a boypussy connected to a human body

you are so disgusting, you are everything that's wrong with the worst of the people in the gay community

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>>5646555

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>>5646558

When you attach that angry crying image, it makes me want to hug you and tell you everything's going to be ok.

>>5646560

Actually, I really like cooking for him but he also likes to cook for himself so I don't get to do it v often. It's nothing fancy, but I feel like I at least cook him up some decent meals

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>>5646560
What's that on the right?
Pasta?

>>5646569
>When you attach that angry crying image, it makes me want to hug you and tell you everything's going to be ok.
D-don't touch m-me.

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Why don't you or your bf have glutes this nice gg?

If you "do", post proof.

>>5646571

Pasta with some kind of cheese product, even boxed macaroni & cheese usually don't look that bad.

>>5646578
because im a skeleton and im lonely

>>5646569

That looks pretty bad desu

>>5646558

Post your sluthole, sadboy.

>>5646560

Hahahaha

I love these pictures of women cooking really shitty things for some reason

>>5646574

It's ok, bby, you can relax.
Let me pet your head, sit in my lap. <3

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>>5646588
#wifeymaterial #4mister #bae

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>>5646614
>>5646580
Well.
American cuisine is fascinating.

>>5646614

Wow, yellow, white and pink really is just not an appetizing color combination.

>>5646581
Wanna be lifting buddies? We could get mad glute gains and QQ about >tfw no bf

>>5646614
Like you wouldn't eat whatever slop you bf put in front of you and pretend to like it.

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>>5646614
>tfw no disgusted reaction image

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>>5646622

Nah it's just #wifey cuisine

Bad american food still looks better than real English food anyway

>>5646628
>Like you wouldn't eat whatever slop you bf put in front of you and pretend to like it.

I definitely wouldn't

>>5646628
I don't really want to get gains, skeleton life is treating me okay.

>>5646640
What's the sauce supposed to be bbq?
Durritos, cashews and bbq, doesn't sound that bad together.

What's the white stuff though? Butter?

>>5646653

Probably cheese

>>5646578
>tfw senpais jailbait bf doesn't have an ass like that

Someone should invent a higher protein version of peanutbutter, Like breed a higher protein version of peanuts, and then use those. I'd buy that.

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>>5646647

Don't you worry that someone could just kick your head off your shoulders if they wanted to?

>>5646660

I don't have a bf so of course not

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>>5646640
That combination probably tastes okay.
>Bad american food still looks better than real English food anyway
I don't know what you mean by real English food, but fast food chains are all I think of when American food is brought up.

>>5646665
Mix in some chocolate protein powder, it'll be like a high protein peanut butter cup spread.
You're welcome.

>>5646675

But protein powder fucks up my intestines

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>>5646656
I'd probably eat it. Doesn't sound bad, just weird.
>>5646647
>skeleton life is treating me okay.
Skelly life is suffering.

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>>5646685
My dick fucks up your mum's intestines.

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Your clone mentions how he is really handsome when looking at you.
He is starting to flirt with you.

what do?

>>5646699

Do you need to post your shit tier fetish in every thread?

>>5646668
i wouldnt want to get into a violent situation regardless of my weight. plus it can be hot if a guy can physically overpower you

>>5646699

Suck his cock immediately of course.

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>>5646708
>not being constantly ready to defend yourself and overpower anyone

>>5646699
Try and let him down easy. He's not my type.

>>5646694

I mean, probs if you were down with it.
I saw her bring home a like 20-something guy from one of her classes the other day. My mom's a huntress ever since she got over the divorce.

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>>5646724
No wonder you turned out to be such a well adjusted person.

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>>5646704
shut up, its the best fetish there is

>>5646704
>>5646721
you hate yourselves? what kind of losers are you?

>>5646719
NICE!

Though he goes in as well and wants to suck your cock, because he thinks the same way you do.

How do you resolve that situation?

>>5646724
Post mom pics

>>5646739

Fuck his mouth since he's such a thirsty cockslut duh

Then I put on my robe and wizard hat

>>5646245
Who is this guy though really he's very cute

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>>5646750
>Then I put on my robe and wizard hat
What happens after that?

How do you and your clone live together?

>>5646739
>Though he goes in as well and wants to suck your cock, because he thinks the same way you do.
>tfw you head butt your clone, going for each other's dicks, and knock yourselves out.

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>>5646759
It's niq

>>5646759
trip on, me.

>>5646736

My mister sometimes tells me he thinks I turns out so forgiving and empathetic in spite of the way my dad.
I always just suspected I have some kind of chemical imbalance that just makes me overly trusting.

>>5646742

Heck no, I'm not doing that.

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>>5646772
Or you have a demon inside you, which makes you an annoying whore.

>>5646761

>S-senpaiclone your mouth feels so good on my cock
>Slurp slorp your cock tastes so good originalsenpai
>Marry me you filthy slut
>Y-yes sir

Then we get married and lived happily forever after <3

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Circe and boogers posts are seriously the most disgusting shit that I have to read daily.

Seriously circe find jesus fucking disgusting.

Nobody cares that you're trannies please kill yourselves.

>>5646777

Don't lie. maton, you like me
A whole whole bunch, I bet
You'd kick me to the ground and choke me out just like I like, wouldn't you?

>>5646794

Grinchposter, do you want to talk some things out.

>>5646791
You know that's technically incest, right?
How is this different from incest with your twin?

>>5646794
I agree.

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>>5646800
There's nothing to talk about. Your life is gross and it legitimately offends me.


Just stop pls just stop.

>>5646794
Never change, grinch poster

>>5646814

It's actually just masturbation

And in any case twincest is hot

>>5646816

I don't want to stop living, grindposter.
I want to live a long time and makes lots of friends and draw a lot of pixels and make my mister really happy.

>>5646829
>It's actually just masturbation
I ... don't think so, duide. I really don't think so.

>And in any case twincest is hot
only if I had a twin and had sex with him

>>5646829

I'd a pair of twins but wouldn't want my twin

>>5645508
>>5646670
Still waiting on you to get a beefy juicy top butt senpai
Chop chop

Daily reminder that the femboiiiii kkkrew are bullying circe and the grinchposter is one of their soldiers.

>>5646864
why?

>>5646883
>femboiiiii kkkrew

...?

>>5646892
They are the inner circle of gaygen. When someone gets bullied its Hitler and 5652 dropping trip to target people.

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>>5646902
or maybe circe is genuinely kind of annoying

>>5646919
Unlike 5652 bottles of percocet right?

>>5646699
fuck him senseless, then let him have a turn on me
i'm a little too into myself tbqh

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>>5646932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3mbFW_37zs

>>5646699
Kill him because cloning is against nature and God

>>5646940
for christ's sake can i not have my own pupdentity (pup identity)

>>5646888

I wouldn't have anything in common with my twin

>>5646940
It sad that you have that link to hand
>>5646952
It's ok, vanilla pup

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>tfw no claudio bf

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>>5646952
Slippoopy.
Slutpuppy.
Pudgepuppy.
Disgusting fetishist.
I think those are all the names I've called you over the past few months, take your pick.

>>5646963
I googled Spookypuppy. Apparently there's toys and everything. He's a brand, bitch, he's a brand.

>>5646950
think of your bf, in a monogamous relationship that would be the only chance at a threesome

especially a 2 on 1 blowjob, which is insanely hot

tfw everyone thinks i'm retarded but i have dyscalculia

>>5646999
Pudgepuppy is pretty good
Never knew sludge was an entrepreneur
>>5647004
>wanting a threesome
That's against God too

>>5646999
i am a brand

>>5646928
rudeeeee

>>5647014
>tfw always fall for the dumb ones

I don't think you're retarded you're probably really cute.

>>5647018
>That's against God too
okay, sure, but with a clone of your bf, it would be fine, or as close to it as you can get

>>5647026
I want to cuddle with you and squeeze your nipples.

>>5647036
Nah still against God

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>>5647033
5652 bottles of beer on the wall?

>>5647075
would having sex with you be against god or halal?

>>5647057
come to la

>>5647035
>you're probably really cute.
maybe with a few plastic surgeries to fix my misshapen face

>>5647014

Well... I mean, on a literal definition of "retarded"...

>>5647094
Depends whose entering who
Actually never mind, it's all good
>>5647057
Filthy
>>5647098
My fans are filthier pup
Most want me dead, the dirty ducks
How's that for a brand

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>>5647107
>My fans are filthier
Yeah, you are pretty filthy.

>>5647104
idk. Are you the anon that sounds really silly all the time?

I have a crush on you if you are.

>>5647107
>>5647117
you should see the anonymous messages i get on tumblr

>>5647117
Like you for instance
Other trips fans like fucking humans
You want to Fuck misshapen mannequins
>>5647126
Guaranteed 90% are me

Which trip has the worst fanbase?

Gotta go with hitler. They have serious autism.

>>5647123
i'm not, but i could pretend to be

>>5647137

All of them

I guess Circe looks like the trap from the crying game so she has that going for her

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>>5646139
Is that a fucking Devvo pic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovYmSHjyo1g

>>5647151
>just read devvo in post
These drugs I'm on a swear.

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>>5647137
>Gotta go with hitler. They have serious autism.
He is so fucking cute. :3

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>>5647075
>499 years post reformation
>Is a papist
>claims to know God's mind

>>5647170
You know there was a pre reform pope
Pope anastasius didn't believe the Jesus existed
He was a pope without believing a core concept if the religion but you know, pre reform was pretty great

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>>5647164
>>5647151
Never seen David Firth before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frBYw9ttASU

>>5647190
I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't significantly more then one.
The history of the catholic church is pretty crazy. 40ish anti-popes, female popes, papal harems etc.

speaking of the church was Martin Luther history's original shitposter

>>5647298
I think Dante alrigeri was
Shit posted about the church while being a self insert in his book

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>>5647298
he was right about the jews

>>5647201
When is sp going to get an ass like this for you juppup >>5646578

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http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

Post results

pic related, i am plebe tier

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>tfw rejected from #1 college choice and waitlisted at 2nd and 3rd choices
>only universities that accepted me so far is one that isn't even in the top 100 in the country and the other is a side campus because i didn't get into the main one

>>5647406
Boo hoo faggot, maybe you should have tried harder or lower your ambitions

>>5647416
if i lowered my ambitions any further i'll be a career fast food fry cook

it's all good though i'll probably move out of the country and work in some farm somewhere in yurop

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>tfw 32
>never been in love
>never had a bf
>kissless virgin

Hold me /gaygen/!

>>5647405

everyone is infp

>>5647427
you are basically dead, since you passed gaydeath

>you will never be a twink again and be in love with another twink
just kill yourself

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>>5647435

Bitch, I am a twink.
>see my cool sunglasses and my cunning smile and all my faghags in the background

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>>5647391
>when
He already has an ass like that.

>>5647447
>having faghags
>ever
this is why no one likes you

also possibly because you're a shitskin

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>>5647405
CAMPAIGNER (ENFP-T)

55%
EXTRAVERTED

71%
INTUITIVE

FEELING
52%

Prospecting
70%

turbulent
93%

>>5647405
INTP-A

>>5647427
Gaydead and a wizard, too. You must be a lich.

>>5647455
>>5647455
Not according to his imgur pics ;)

What's up gaygen? I hate to disappoint, but I got tested today and I'm still not poz. I'll keep trying though!

>>5647515
no one gives a shit you fucking loser

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>>5647515
That's the spirit!

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>>5647528
I love you too anon

>>5647515
You'll get pozzed someday baby
And when you do you can pass it on to me <3

>>5645508
This is retarded, some of the most spiritual and wise people had no ego

Grindr is back up!!! Now I can go and be a slut

sometimes, just sometimes
I wish I had gay friends IRL

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>>5647505
>judging someone's ass through pictures
>not seeing it in person yourself
Shut the fuck up nigga.

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>>5647515
>What's up
the heat

I should at least release my IP, and probably reset my router too. The feds are already onto me for getting around the paywall on theonion.com

You probably wouldn't know anything about that, not being hackers like me

>>5647581
i wish i had friends irl period.

>>5647536
>>5647564
I knew I could count on your support.


>>5647584
It's not too hot over here just windy

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>>5647629
>he doesn't even know what the phrase "the heat is up" means
consider yourself lucky, kid, some of us don't ever get the chances at life that you have

>>5647650
are you zero cool

>>5647583
You seem upset

>>5647659
no, I'm acid burn

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>>5647667
>not understanding internet sarcasm

>>5647650
Why am I a kid

>>5647695
because you are a child

>>5647700
Arguing in circles; please an excuse that isn't a fallacy.

>>5647689
I don't think you understand how sarcasm works.
>>5647715
You're a kid, because you're hairy, like a goat.

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>>5647739
I don't think you understand 4chan.

>>5647695
>hasn't been around
>wonders why he's still considered a kid
lmao

chocolate is better than penis

>>5647748
Ann is beefier then sp and has a nicer butt desu

>>5647768
Maybe you need to get to know some better penises.
>>5647773
I don't know about that.

>>5647783
maybe you could help with that.

>>5647783
Post butt.

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>>5647795
Maybe I could.

>>5647797
I'm at work, also nobody wants to see pancake butt,

>>5647820
>Maybe I could.
Got any hot friends?

>>5647823
>Ann's hot friends
Yo

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INTP-T
Introverted - 66%
Intuitive - 64%
Thinking - 100%
Prospecting - 84%
Turbulent - 85%

I'm a neurotic mentally-ill robot. Help.

>>5645945
don't forget the bern

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Time to wallow in my own sorrow.
>never had a bf
>never kissed
>rejected
>ugly
>approaching wizard status
what's the point

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>>5647840
If you want something you have to fight for it. How old are you?

>>5647840

Being ugly isn't a problem unless you have impossibly high standards and are like an objective 1-2/10

>>5647840
there are other things worth living for.

>>5647823
>Got any hot friends?
Sure do. Send pics, and I'll let you know if any of them are interested.

>>5647849

is that what the inside of an ass looks like

>>5647870

Yes, most people don't have a demonic portal to hell in theirs like you.

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>>5647870
Yes, it's a mold of an anal cavity. A girl's anal cavity, mind you.

>>5647596
just b ur self :^)

>>5647879
>>5647875

I'm going to be not able to not think of that next time I have sex.

>>5647879

This is some HR Giger shit

that bitch got so many polyps they're thinking of using her asshole to replenish the great barrier reef

>>5647903
>>5647903
>>5647903
new

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>>5647879
Wow, That's some giger-esque shit.