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What kind of straight man cries after hitting a woman?
Ive never felt bad about hitting a woman ever. I've pretended too once the cops came so I don't go to jail but women 10/10 times deserve it. Why would you want some bitch that cries over a bruised up princess tbvvvh?
Maybe that's why I'm in such a bad mood. I missed my workout yesterday because of work, and I'm going to miss it again today.
You're going to have to explain that one to me.
>satan doesn't want me to cut down a tree
What deviltree is this?
I'm just in a bad mood. I don't remember the last time I was this angry.
Go do some sprints and scare members of the public
i love it, its great for when youre mad
Maybe. I'm not a huge running fan.
I'll give it a try, but I have a feeling, I'll just be angry and also out of breath.
I think I've got a punching bag in the garage somewhere.
I know that feel. I posted as Rugby once as a joke and they banned me for 30 days. I don't even live in his shitty country and they denied my appeal when I told them that.
It's half past 3 and I've already jerked off 3 times today
I've only been awake since 12 so that means I've been jerking off once an hour
I think I have a problem guys
Fine I guess I need to get a secure trip then.
Any other posts under "Senpai" arent me.
post bussy desu
>senpai - like a shark, he senses another top wavering in his resolution - and strikes
>another stinging comment landed, tonight senpai will sleep soundly - reaffirmed in his absolute certainty that his butt is a no-go zone
>at least for today
OKAY I am going to make toast.
Just remember that these imposters are not me.
Jokes on you Ann, I already screencapped it.
nice try :3
Have you checked out what your straight crushes in HS have been up to?
Found out mine has been in & out of jail for felonies and has schizophrenia and other issues. He's a satanist, believes he has millions of dollars owed to him by the government, and apparently is youtube famous or whatever.
It's amazing how people can totally fuck up their life...
I'm a top, but I'd let you fuck my man hole Ann.
So if I can|t seduce Hitler, who should I focus on?
Preferably not someone top like hitler, I don|t want to have to turn him into a bottom as well ... OH AND increase his sex drive somehow.
Today just feels like a bad boring day.
No one wants to hang out, dating apps are all dead and devoid of interesting people, and I finished both my book and my new show so I'm super bored
What exactly do gay men find attractive about other men? Asking purely out of honest curiosity.
I love tits on a woman. When she's got hips and a fat ass to top it off, it's like looking at classical art to me. All I can think is that I must inseminate this woman with my seed.
What's it like for gay dudes? What goes through your mind? Sometimes when I'm binging on too much porn and I get too horny, I kind of get turned on by the thought out of dominating the shit out of a sissy because the idea of making a dude my bitch and feminizing him gets me going. Is it like that for gay guys or is it something else that turns you on?
Men are more cuddleable than women, body hair is great.
Women are all fat, you can only really get hard muscle on a man. Similarly women are weak, and none of them ever lift because society has made them so entitled they dont have to make an effort.
Men share interests with me usually, women don't. I have no interest in shopping or anything, I like heavy weightlifting and academics.
Male faces are more defined, women just look fat and doughy. Womens faces are all makeuppy and fake, mens faces are real and aesthetic.
Sexually the idea of a guy even bigger than me taking charge and dominating me on my back is my go-to mental image, as is cuddling and running my fingers through a guys chest hair.
So none of you dudes ever feel the primal call of fucking somebody so hard that you get their whole family pregnant? I'm not even interested in having a kid in the slightest, but when I see a beautiful woman, I want to bury my dick into her cevix. I've seen some amateur tranny porn where the dude looks like he's trying to get the shemale pregnant, and even that's pretty hot.
It's hard to describe. I like muscles, I like masculinity. Tight bodies, nice butts. Cute smiles. Rubbing the neck of a boy with short hair.
It's how you feel for women, but the feelings are for a guy.
I prefer masculine college dude types, but I'll post a fem for you.
Thanks m8. I don't need cheering up though. I'm not sad, lol. I just need something to vent my frustations on, prefferably violently.
How was dinner with the prof? When's the wedding date? lol
big muscular hairy guys who'll fuck me in my asshole and make me suck their dick tbqh family
I get off to the idea of being a boy-slave
best anthem of a no longer existing nation there is I think
so fucking kawaii
Why are neonazis always ugly? Are they ugly because they are poltards or are they poltards because they are ugly?
>Why would I get food poisoning
I'm not saying I'm a bad cook, but according to international safety measures it needs a toxic hazard sign.
>what of it?
It would explain you willingly eating the hellish meals I cook.
You are so diligent in taking care of your body.
You are so wonderful.
>What are you? Fem?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAS GIRL YASSSSSSSSSSSS
>tfw no 8'6" 320 lb hairy muscle bf to pound your 145lb 6'0 Boypussy
>he didn't get his girth measured on penis inspection day
just have a surrogate child or adopt if you really want to be a father.
Children will make you suffer for life. It is literally the worst decision someone can make. My family has been extremely shitty because of my sister, would never risk going through what my parents went.
>tfw taking a shower
>tits are getting fucking big
>never had tits before so this is making me really uncomfy
>start crying because im a little bitch
>go down stairs lift up shirt to show mum
>"look they jiggle now wtf"
>she cant take my tranny bs seriously and just starts laughing uncontrollably over my misfortune
fuck this gay earth ;~;
if you're gay then you lack that instinct.
basic sexual attraction to the opposite sex is what drives us to reproduce. it's nature.
you might want to be a father, but you certainly lack the instinct to mate.
that is so fucking weird.
>"look they jiggle now wtf"
>she cant take my tranny bs seriously and just starts laughing uncontrollably over my misfortune
starve yourself dude, this is your last hope
that's what ive been doing but recently ive been meeting my recommended calorie intake... ;~;
g-guess ill have to go back to starving myself.
>see my non-virgin asshole
How loose is it jfc
does it look like pic related
why does a 33 year old man live with his mother have tits and post anime images on 4chan all day
don't mastectomies like fuck up your nipple aesthetics though? i know they make them less sensitive too. ;~;
Gaygen has given me a really low opinion on fems
shut the fuck up and take my bait im bored and usually its easy to bait people here
Good, good. I sent my college stuff off last week and my crush's best friend has a thing for me. 3 more months in highschool then I'm going to San Francisco for the summer. Started back watching Emmerdale to find out Gordon raped Aaron, I had a panic attack driving and my dad cracked jokes and that's about it.
How's life been treating you?
I finally mellowed out and stopped attention whoring so I don't think I'll be annoying you guys much anymore. If anything I'll just be like gif related at all this shit
I used to shave mine but it got itchy and I don't like scratching in public.
Lol that's gross dude. I don't have any reason to lie, I have that coin slot thing going on. I do kegels all the damn time no lie lol is it even possible to have that perma-gap? Lol
I forgot about this, plus the city where I'm getting it done is known for having gays. There's a pride parade here and I don't mean weho lol
>lowers estrogen levels
;~; ;~; ;~; ;~; ;~; ;~; i can not worry emoticon enough here...
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also hi sorry for not responding to your skype right away. ;~; ill reply back soon i promise.
nothing much really. work stuff. family stuff. mundane life... yours seems more exciting. panic attacks arent fun but i know those feels. :/
At no point in any of those replies did anyone mention drugs at all.
Your post just made you sound like a pretentious cunt.
I can semi believe it now though, since I can believe you have no social life since your skills to read social cues from text are obviously lacking. Maybe you are some kind of programming genius, but that doesn't stop you coming across as a total autist.
>I have that coin slot thing going on
I'm going to need pictures because I have no clue wtf that is
I don't really do things with my asshole all the much and I'm a virgin so not familiar with how the asshole looks when it starts to become perma loose
i am a total autist though, i just talk to my bf irl and no one else :)
That happened to my ex one time. We were fucking one time and he cums. Then we lay there enjoying the pillow talk and start round 2. Then he cums the 2nd time and he has an asthma attack.
Don't worry about it. Your estro levels with crash for a little bit, but they bounce back after you stop taking it, you only have to stay on long enough for the tits to go away.
>is it even possible to have that perma-gap?
I heard that your asshole can actually be permanently destroyed where it never closes. There's this boy that used to get fucked for days on end until his ass stopped closing. It smells like shit when he walks and he can't hold his shit or farts in. He said he's tried washing it but the smell comes back worse. Even enemas don't help and now when he has sex, he doesn't feel it anymore.
Pretty much lol
I used to just hyperventilate and get dizzy but now I feel numb and I can't move for about 5-10 seconds depending on the severity. My parents saw me have one but they're in denial. I'll greentext in a bit
sounds decent. ill look into it. thanks ann.
not gonna lie tho im still a bit reluctant.
idk. i was pretty masc looking before hrt. i just don't really want that to come back.
pic related me at 16.
Huh. I wouldn't have thought you had a masc bone in your body, but I haven't seen "before pics", so I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't worry about it. It lowers your estro, but doesn't raise your test, if that makes sense. Still being low estro has it's own side effects, so I'd do more research.
I wouldn't know, not having it means you can't really miss it.
I'm just glad I had it done before I was old enough to remember. Would have sucked to get done later in life.
>Dad wants mom to go with him to town and of course I was in the middle of it because I wanted to go home and I was tired but I had to go because I can't go home and I couldn't have stayed with anybody
>in my grandmother's yard
>Dad gets in the passenger side and wants me to drive.
>mom got in the back
>forget how to pull out and push the accelerator too hard because it's touchy as fuck
>mom starts screaming because I didn't know what the accelerator was from the brake so I almost hit a fence.
>Run a stop sign and my dad said I merged without looking ( which I did because I signaled ).
>Went to Walmart and I parked out from everyone and when we got back in my mom drove and they made me seem fucking retarded.
>gesticulating and my dad was telling me to pay attention when I had lost interest.
>Meet my sister and my mom was "like do you want him" to drive and my dad made me drive and I got really nervous >dad was telling me about how everything on the road could kill me and pointing out everything I was doing wrong and wouldn't stop and I just got anxious
>arm starts locking up
>chest gets tight
>back gets stiff so I move my arm to try to unlock it and my dad makes fun of me and says that's the opposite of driving
>Dad's still talking shit and I'm trying to tell him that I can't do this and that I'm trying not to have a panic attack but he's not listening to me
>my mom tells me to pull over so I kinda swing wide but I get on the side of the road and I put it in park and my dad takes the key out and I have a panic attack for not even 3 minutes
>whole body went numb and I couldn't move.
>Feeling subsides and my dad starts joking like "do we need to haul him out of here"
>EVENTUALLY get in the back seat
>get back to my grandma's house
>dad gets out to drive my mom's car home
>mom mentions my driving
>"Don't forget where the accelerator is next time"