Not those type of puppies you silly billy senpai.
>getting conquered are you kidding me
We'll bang okay?
the weird thing is that it seems like some people spend all their time shrieking about "waah masc4masc is the worst", then turn around and say that theyre the ones being complained about?
i think fems just feel like theyre entitled to have people be attracted to them, and thats why they throw a prissy fit when someone is vaguely disinterested in them
Dogs aren't considered furry. Furry is human-like features with dog or other animal heads with fur.
yer gonna die alone fagg1t
mascs only want qt mascs boys to rough up then cuddle
fems are worth nothing
Let's say I might have a slight miniscule chance of scoring the dick in about a month.
It's a shy antisocial guy and he's kinda hard to deal with.
Do I aim for anal or should I settle for a blowjob first?
Why is it I get given shit for being a fem when i dont even associate as such or act feminine, because i'm skinny and young, but half of the flamer faggot bears on here think they're masculine men for lifting weights when they're also catty and have weird cutesy girly relationships
Making assumptions that someone is all round feminine or even a tranny in denial based off their appearance? Why?
>Like what the fuck, do you think you're immune to aging or something?
>playing the "you will be old one day too" card
Lel. When I'm their age I will be married to a qt having raised our kids, looking forward to having grandchildren.
Not fucking trolling grindr for teenage boys more than thirty years my junior. (I'd rather just commit suicide than stooping so low, desu.)
Because you dont get given shit for being fem, you get shit for whining about shit on an anonymous Cantonese skateboarding forum like anyone cares.
In this thread there are like 8 times more femposts whining about being persecuted than their are mascposts bullying fems.
just fucking grow up you child
Your priorities in life are shockingly misguided. Is this really all you think about on a daily basis?
for me it's all about what's in the head. if you think, act and speak like a masc guy, then you're masc. looking like a twink boy doesn't change that. lots of "twinky " masculine acting straight teenagers. they're not fem.
lisping gay voice body builders are still femmy.
How would you react if, following a stupid argument, your boyfriend broke up with you over a text message, and then a few texts later gets mad at you for "not doing more to fight for our relationship"?
Is there any salvaging that situation, or is that instantly a red-flag that the relationship won't work.
Wrestler booty is ridiculous.
He sounds crazy. I'm all for working problems out, but 'fighting for the relationship' is code for 'protect my fragile who'. Tell him if he was worth the time, he would have told you in person. Someone please link Text Message Break Up, I'm still on mobile.
>How would you react
"Our relationship means so little to you that you break up over a stupid little argument, and then you blame me for not doing enough? I'd shove a 12 inch pole up your ass if you didn't love it so much. Get your fat ass back here and let me fuck it."
Wrestlers have the best bodies. Even the Greek knew that.
>no..im just really unpleasant and fd up which is what anti-social means
>not shy / cute / socially awkward
A challenge then!
>And if someone asks about it?
If it was me, I would probably make an elaborate joke, but at the end say: "Yeah, I am actually gay."
That's what happens in low densely populated areas. Chances of infections to spread in a small community such as the gay community is higher.
>tfw telling myself that long-term satisfaction is worth more than short-term pleasure
>tfw still a virgin
>tfw nearing gay death each minute
HOW DO I FIND A SOLID HUSBANDO WITH A 120+ IQ?! QUICK, HELP!
So I'm on BBC2 now, telling Terry Wogan how I made it and
What I made is unclear now, but his deference is and his laughter is
My words and smile are so easy now
Yes, It's easy now
Yes, It's easy now
>tfw no wrestler bf to choke you out then wake you up by riding your cock
How do I be friends with a straight guy? I haven't been close with any since like middle school and I want some. There's this guy I know and a lot like a /v/irgin except more of a libcuck and I just want to be friends but I can't remember how?
>I can't be friends with straight guys tbqh.
Me either but that's because I'm an androphobe who was raised by teenage girls
>Well I've never cuddled an anime-tier femboy
don't say that
>muh fucking dick
r8 singing voice pls
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Well i mean obviously it depends on circumstances anon, i'd be upset about that of course but like i have straight guy friends and girl friends who i've cuddled, kissed, and stuff like that
It's just nice or fun or dumb, it doesnt mean anything, it's not like me or my friends wanted to fuck eachother, we dont see eachother that way obviously
>Pls take me back
mtf trans here, where do I find guys who are straight / bi but still put as much effort into looking good as you faggots?
Do you have some kind of websites or clubs where you just work out, share fashion tips, and generally bask in your own Roman god-like masculinity?
I wouldnt cheat on anyone, but if i had a husband he probably wouldnt be mad if i cuddled a girl, and my straight friend's wife probably wouldnt be mad if we cuddled, so why should vice versa mean we're getting off on it just because i'm attracted to that gender? Doesn't mean i want to fuck that specific person. I didnt want to fuck my buddy and i'm pretty certain he's straight so he didnt want to fuck me, so what does it matter.
Different anon but i'm going to play devil's advocate and probably get shit for it:
I wouldnt mind having a bf that treated me like a girl. There's a lot of pressure on guys to do certain things a certain way, even with gay guys, or they'll slate you for being too gay, too fem, call you a tranny. Straight guys do this with calling eachother out on things being gay, girls dont really get that, you could just relax and do be however you felt like being
Today is such a shitty day.
No one wants to hang out or go on a date..
Guess I'll watch crazy ex girlfriend till I pass out
is that your dog
he is precious
all you can do is not let it get to you
it sucks but there aren't really any meaningful courses of action
i've reported a guy for posting my shit on tumblr multiple times but even if they got it taken down, it's still out there.
this seems so sad :(
Why didn't you listen to the man who gave your 10th Grade class a presentation about the dangers of sharing nude pictures through electronic mediums, anon?
You look like pedro from napoleon dynamite but with glasses
Sounds like you're just uninhibited and have no self control or loyalty
Are you at least 8/10? If so, please provide the link. You know you want to be a lewd little slut for us, anon.
sometimes i really just want to go to a sex club and rawdog a beefy older guys hairy butt and treat him like a cumdump whore slapping his ass and balls
but then i remember i'm a skinny nineteen yo virgin twink saving himself for his future husband
they'd probably not even want me to fuck them I'm not beefy enough probably
and im a nice person
if you say it enough times it becomes real
im a decent honest non degenerate person
>is this scarf + shoes again
>rather not t b h lol
Harsh ... poor scarfs and shoes anon
>pic related his face right now
kek, thanks for pointing that out
I think that means we are meant for each other <3
been thinking about going to a sex club or bathhouse and just look
but don't want to get raped or molested
and i only like the idea when i'm really horny
otherwise i ts disgusting
what would my future bf think? what would my parents think?
and i'd be in undies and take a bath or something so if they wanna look at a young guy then good for them they get something back
but people who go there are probably fat and ugly
not hot beefy porn star daddies with nice butts
>Wants to be a DJ
>Has a short attention span
>Needs constant pandering and attention
>Some serious personality disorders
>tell me its your genetics
it's not genetics, nor did I ever say it was
and it's possible for me to gain weight, just very difficult
I eat roughly 3,000-3,500 calories a day and I also take a medication that helps stimulate my hunger more
No, I don't make androgens
the effects depend on what combination of fucked up hormones you have from it
post picture of you smiling happily like pic related please :3
How come HIV spread so quickly in America? From first death in 1969 to killing off every other faggot just a decade and a half later.
How could it spread so fast? Even if you assume that unprotected sex amongst MSM was the norm, it's still hard to imagine it spreading so fast.
Is the uncomfortable truth that gay people were as degenerate as rabbits? Everyone must've had sex with everyone, and a lot of it.
I can't stop saying it
I say it every day for the past year
Something about flamboyant behavior like that just attracts me
>I just don't take requests
>closest there is to me smiling in a picture is that one and another old picture of my smirking
But you are a bit anxious about people seeing you smiling, aren't you?
>To angry to nap
well it's not a cuddle without a struggle
I've just read an article on wikipedia.
It just hadn't ever thought about it before. Substance abuse and unprotected sex would make transmission more likely, but the numbers never dawned on me. You have people visiting your school to talk about STD's and safe sex, and also to fight discrimination of LGBT people and such.
But they never say why homosexual men were so afflicted. (Now thinking about why, I feel less empathy for them, so maybe that's why they hush it down.)
And I glanced in a gay online magazine today, and it's still so much pushing for hedonism and "sex positivity" as they call it.
I just felt like... Haven't they learned? Did all those people dying off didn't teach them anything?
>Is this a dominance thing? Because I'll cuddle the fuck out you. I'll cuddle you so hard you won't know what hit you. I'm going to cuddle you into a bloody pulp m8.
Normally I like being in charge myself, but this sounds intriguing.
Typically fems to not accept that sex doesn't have to mean you're attracted to the person. Prison doesn't turn people gay. It turns people desperate and pent up. Same with heterosexual friends. Cirklejerking, even oral sex, gives sexual stimulation that feels good. Even if the one performing it on you is a guy. It's a convenience thing. Sometimes it's a bonding thing. It's more complex than just calling saying it's gay or bi guys in denial.
What kind of straight man cries after hitting a woman?
Ive never felt bad about hitting a woman ever. I've pretended too once the cops came so I don't go to jail but women 10/10 times deserve it. Why would you want some bitch that cries over a bruised up princess?
>ugly people flirting
why is this allowed
>anons ruin the board
No Irish...YOU ruin this board.
Maybe that's why I'm in such a bad mood. I missed my workout yesterday because of work, and I'm going to miss it again today.
You're going to have to explain that one to me.
>satan doesn't want me to cut down a tree
What deviltree is this?
I'm just in a bad mood. I don't remember the last time I was this angry.
Hey bro what part of Ireland you from? I used to lived there till I moved to the UK 2 years ago.
I'm a 28 year old heterosexual male. I've come to the conclusion that I can't really knock getting fucked in the ass until I try it. How would I go about finding someone who's up for a potentially awkward session of butt stuff?
Is there an app for that?
You can knock cyanide, LSD and antifreeze all you want without trying it, why should gay anal sex be any different?
If you're confident you're heterosexual, in the best case you'll walk away scarred for life and have to explain this to every one of your future girlfriends, in the worst case you'll contract some deadly STD.