Gaygen: Puppies edition

tfw no master bf

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second for mods=losers

>>5640090
>>Inspo=inspiration
So would you like to be conquered or do the coqnuering?

>>5640100
You're the krystal poster?

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>>5640100

mods=gods

now pls leave and go somewhere else

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>>5640107
nah, I'm right here

somebody please help me right now

>tfw no domestic husband to get a dog with
I mean wtf am I doing with my life

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>>5640115
what do you need? I am here to help ya out.

>>5640076
im not really sassy just insanely anti-social

>>5640121
>just insanely anti-social
cute, so you'll be so starved for human contact that you'll desperetly try to keep me?

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>>5640106
getting conquered are you kidding me
>>5640112
MATHC4MATHC ONLY U THILLY BOYTH!

>>5640121

do u think u could teach me how 2 take drugs?

ive never done it before

I have come to the realization that I could never date someone who can't speak at least 3 languages fluently.
Fuck, my standards keep getting higher.

>>5640136

lol but why tho

>>5640135
>masc4masc
stop this meme

STOP IT

>>5640136
kek that's not a high standard. Most civilized people speak at least two as it is.

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>>5640132
>getting conquered are you kidding me
DOUBLE NICE!
We'll bang okay?

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>>5640146

>>5640146

the weird thing is that it seems like some people spend all their time shrieking about "waah masc4masc is the worst", then turn around and say that theyre the ones being complained about?

i think fems just feel like theyre entitled to have people be attracted to them, and thats why they throw a prissy fit when someone is vaguely disinterested in them

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>>5640100
Dogs aren't considered furry. Furry is human-like features with dog or other animal heads with fur.

>>5640162
>rightlick in the upper right
>hide post
*trump speak* Bye bye!

>>5640162
Those 2 look like jupp and sp, the resemblance is so eerie

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>>5640146
yer gonna die alone fagg1t


mascs only want qt mascs boys to rough up then cuddle
fems are worth nothing

>>5640176
>yer gonna die alone fagg1t
yeah, I know ;-;

Let's say I might have a slight miniscule chance of scoring the dick in about a month.
It's a shy antisocial guy and he's kinda hard to deal with.

Do I aim for anal or should I settle for a blowjob first?

>tfw TMJ

>>5640181
desu i'm not ultra masc either. ;_;

>>5640185
are you submissive or dominant?

>>5640185
Don't think that much about it and just do what feels fine.

>>5640192
at least you're not a feminine faggot like me ;-;

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>>5640191
all that dick you suck is taking it's toll

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>>5640161
Only if you sponsor my shop on the citadel

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Why is it I get given shit for being a fem when i dont even associate as such or act feminine, because i'm skinny and young, but half of the flamer faggot bears on here think they're masculine men for lifting weights when they're also catty and have weird cutesy girly relationships

Making assumptions that someone is all round feminine or even a tranny in denial based off their appearance? Why?

>>5640202

That's not how it works

>>5640208
Because masc and fem are mostly appareance traits, not personality traits.

>Expecting the gays to be not shallow

>>5640193
Well with him I'm most likely the bottom, though I probably gotta take the lead.

>>5640195
If I fuck up it's all over, and I don't want to scare him away. So I'm wondering if I should take things slowly or just take a dive in the deep.

>tfw gay voice

There isn't a bigger plague.

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>>5640208

>>5640151
>Like what the fuck, do you think you're immune to aging or something?
>playing the "you will be old one day too" card
Lel. When I'm their age I will be married to a qt having raised our kids, looking forward to having grandchildren.

Not fucking trolling grindr for teenage boys more than thirty years my junior. (I'd rather just commit suicide than stooping so low, desu.)

>>5640208

Because you dont get given shit for being fem, you get shit for whining about shit on an anonymous Cantonese skateboarding forum like anyone cares.

In this thread there are like 8 times more femposts whining about being persecuted than their are mascposts bullying fems.

just fucking grow up you child

>>5640224
Sp do you prefer to big spoon or little spoon?

>>5640219
there's no possible way to know until you're actually there.

>>5640199
middle of the road mascfem. good luck anon. some guys are into you too.

>>5640230
MASCULINITY IS TOXIC

>>5640206
My name is Commander Shepard and Aced is the cutest guy in the citadel.

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>>5640208
Your priorities in life are shockingly misguided. Is this really all you think about on a daily basis?

>>5640244
>until you're actually there
I'll just take the neccesary preparations and see how it'll end.

>tfw take care of myself
>even people here think im cute
>im kinda smart, sort of muscular and doing well in life
>tfw nobody has ever hit on me EVER

What am I doing wrong?

>>5640214
for me it's all about what's in the head. if you think, act and speak like a masc guy, then you're masc. looking like a twink boy doesn't change that. lots of "twinky " masculine acting straight teenagers. they're not fem.
lisping gay voice body builders are still femmy.

>>5640279

You probably don't look like you take it in the butt

or everyone else is just being nice

>>5640281
>for me
yeah that's the thing.

No one cares about what you think.

It's a collective thought.

>>5640285

how do i make myself look more like i take it in the butt?

>>5640279
SLUT IT UP TO ELEVEN
FACE DOWN ASS UP

>>5640279
you should wear an lgbt wristband that reads "I'm gay", then I will hit on you

>>5640291

Posture

How would you react if, following a stupid argument, your boyfriend broke up with you over a text message, and then a few texts later gets mad at you for "not doing more to fight for our relationship"?

Is there any salvaging that situation, or is that instantly a red-flag that the relationship won't work.

>>5640312

its not a red flag, but it is a yellow one. maybe re-evaluate things, decide just how important he is to you really.

>>5640312
kek my ex was exactly like that.


Ex.

>>5640291
Get caught at the gym shoving an 11 inch dildo up your bp.

>>5640312
>dating a woman
Why?

>>5640295

This is tempting... but it would also be embarrassing - people would think I was an attentionseeker and dislike me

>>5640300

Like, walking with one foot in line with the other, APT, that kind of thing?

>>5640325

this makes me feel a bit funny

>>5640312
The only way to "save" this failed shit-test is if you say:
"I knew you would come back around, bb."

>>5640330
Just act normally with it and let it speak for itself.

>>5640330
Maybe hit on guys yourself, instead of being a fucking retard about it

>>5640176
Wrestler booty is ridiculous.

>>5640312
He sounds crazy. I'm all for working problems out, but 'fighting for the relationship' is code for 'protect my fragile who'. Tell him if he was worth the time, he would have told you in person. Someone please link Text Message Break Up, I'm still on mobile.

>>5640330
Use a dating site, app, tell us where you live, so we can flirt with you, qt.

>>5640339

Yeah, standing with your hips out to one side slightly, keeping one leg in front of the other, leaning forward slightly, all that cutesy shit that says fuck me I have daddy issues

>>5640126
no..im just really unpleasant and fd up which is what anti-social means
not shy / cute / socially awkward
>>5640134
what do u need explaining to you
google m800

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>>5640345

>23% of sexually active gay men in Toronto are HIV-positive

I hate being gay

>>5640312
>How would you react
"Our relationship means so little to you that you break up over a stupid little argument, and then you blame me for not doing enough? I'd shove a 12 inch pole up your ass if you didn't love it so much. Get your fat ass back here and let me fuck it."

>>5640343

I dont have the selfconfidence to endure dozens of rejections from straight guys

>>5640342

And if someone asks about it?

>>5640360

ill think about it guess

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>>5640345
Wrestlers have the best bodies. Even the Greek knew that.

>>5640367
>Toronto
Not Vancouver, get rekt m8

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>>5640364

>>5640377
Yea, things are a bit better in Vancouver!

19% of sexually gay men are HIV+ I think

heeheh...

>>5640339
>this makes me feel a bit funny
That means that it turns you on.
Which means you should like TOTALLY FUCKING DO IT MATE.

>>5640361
>no..im just really unpleasant and fd up which is what anti-social means
>not shy / cute / socially awkward
A challenge then!

>And if someone asks about it?
If it was me, I would probably make an elaborate joke, but at the end say: "Yeah, I am actually gay."

>>5640371
>And if someone asks about it?
>>5640393
forgot to quote properly

>>5640367
>toronto
Come ere bb

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Doughy boy butts are the cutest.

>>5640405
no ty
I don't want to be infected with this disgusting disease

I will die a virgin

>>5640393
ur probably a fugly neckbeard t b h
why do i even come here

>>5640410

just when i was losing motivation to work out

thx bb

>>5640414
Cause you're a faggot, a qt faggot.

>>5640414
>ur probably a fugly neckbeard t b h
I'd say I'm a 6/10

>>5640420
im not im barely above average
and my personality completely negates anything positive physically about me
>>5640426
post pics

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>>5640410

>>5640433

ugh i love kyle

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>>5640419
Np bro.

>>5640410

What is life like for people like that?

if/when i look like that, will life become EZmode?

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>>5640383
That's what happens in low densely populated areas. Chances of infections to spread in a small community such as the gay community is higher.

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Sweaty butt.

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>>5640432
>post pics

lmfao terry wogan is dead
hahahahahahaha

>>5640433
I love watching boys dance like that so much
I wish gays weren't so good at dancing

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>>5640445
blue collar butt

>>5640447
>incoming rape/pedophilia accusations

>>5640452
Kyle isn't fucking gay. Don't you dare defile Kyle.

>>5640447

>"why dont i have a bf?"

>>5640452

tada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj2wH8m0v7Y

>>5640442
People have clothes on most of the time.

>>5640447

Who

>>5640446
swear i have spoken to u before

>>5640473
>I CAN"T WRITE A PARAGRAPH a;sldkfjakljsdhf
boo fukkn wo

>>5640373
I regret never trying anything with the wrestlers I knew in school. They were too cute.

>>5640473
200 words isn't an essay you little bitch.

>>5640473
Write about compressed files and only write 50.

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>tfw telling myself that long-term satisfaction is worth more than short-term pleasure
>tfw still a virgin
>tfw nearing gay death each minute

HOW DO I FIND A SOLID HUSBANDO WITH A 120+ IQ?! QUICK, HELP!

>>5640433

>tfw army gave him PTSD

fuck war, seriously

>>5640473
>200 words
>essay

hun

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>>5640447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGZ0QH9RY_0

>tfw 200 word bait to write by next week and i havent even started it yet

>>5640495
So I'm on BBC2 now, telling Terry Wogan how I made it and
What I made is unclear now, but his deference is and his laughter is
My words and smile are so easy now
Yes, It's easy now
Yes, It's easy now

>>5640484
>>5640487
>>5640492
newfags stepping up.

Ugh why do colds make you shver what a terrible feeling

>>5640483
>swear i have spoken to u before
probably I don't remember

but your name says very little to me, I need a face with that name to remember you as a person

>>5640523
It's not a cold, it's AIDS.

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>>5640551
savage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX2R96SUTi0

>tfw you will never be able to tell your hubby youre pregnant

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>tfw no wrestler bf to choke you out then wake you up by riding your cock

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>>5640562
thanks :3

>>5640093
How do I find someone on instagram?
I need to do some picture stealing for a collage, but I have no desire to ask them since it'd ruined the surprise.

How do I be friends with a straight guy? I haven't been close with any since like middle school and I want some. There's this guy I know and a lot like a /v/irgin except more of a libcuck and I just want to be friends but I can't remember how?

>>5640541
yah no cba
talking with a dane dehaan lookalike about veganism

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>>5640569
>tfw no rugby bf
no not the tripfag

>>5640575

Like, be friends with him but don't put his penis in your mouth

>>5640575
>How do I be friends with a straight guy?
Buy one.

>>5640575
Go up to him, move your lips and say:
Hey, do you wanna hang out?

>>5640575
I can't be friends with straight guys tbqh. I feel weird.

Unless they're really strange like my old high school friend.

>>5640460
I didn't say he was
I meant like gays tend to dance very well ("well" as in like they could pass for choreographers/professional dancers), and that because of that I don't get to see guys dance like >>5640433
as much as I would like to

>tfw no bf to wade into the BLUE OCEAN with

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>>5640601
>I can't be friends with straight guys tbqh.

Me either but that's because I'm an androphobe who was raised by teenage girls

>>5640575
suck his dick.. oh wait you mean straight like real straight, not the "no homo" type, well m8 do things with him that doesn't involve his dick in your mouth/ass.

>>5640601
I can't be friends with girls. I haven't tried to be friends with any homosex, and ai've lost all my straight friends.

I feel >tfw no best bros
more than >tfw no bf
desu
senpai

>>5640620

Girls are softer and feel nicer to hold

>>5640630
:3

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>>5640630
And the lie detector says THAT'S a lie.

>>5640614
He might be gay/bi but thats neither here nor there. He seems like a good guy and I just want to be friends with him.

>>5640620
>tfw no friends who hug me

>>5640630
They're drama.

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>>5640477
Tv and radio presenter in Britain

>>5640642

Well I've never cuddled an anime-tier femboy but yeah girls are softer than guys.

>>5640630
Jokes on you im on hormones but staying a boy so my skin is soft as fuck

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>>5640655
>mfw you're this daft

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>>5640655
>Well I've never cuddled an anime-tier femboy
don't say that

>muh fucking dick

Who want's to cuddle female jiggly vulgar fat lumps?

I want to cuddle a boy's firm muscles and nuzzle the back of his head.

Boys have a nicer scent too.

>>5640660

But that raises a problem, if I brush up against a girl's boob it doesn't mean anything but there would be sexual tension if I was cuddling a boy on whoremoans

>>5640675
>posting a picture of a girl
REEEEEEEEE GET OUT BREEDER SCUM

>>5640680
I dont understand? What do you mean

>>5640683
It's a girly twink, look at the filename

being cuddled by a girl is horrible
I tried it once and there was no bulge rubbing against my butt ;-; It was painful

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IIIIM NUCLEAARRRRRRR

r8 singing voice pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QkQpgEkv8T

>>5640691

Someone who's only attracted to men wouldn't have a problem being intimate with women in a completely platonic way obviously

>>5640695
It's Sky Ferreira you breeder fag

>>5640702
Pretty shit desu senpai

>>5640708
Does she know there's an image of her licking a horse dong?

>>5640703
Oh

I dont know anon i've cuddled with my straight guy friends before, i dont think it has to be sexual

>>5640702
requesting misty mountains from the hobbit

(I didn't wanted to comment at first, but the part with "I'M NUCLEAR" was actually pretty good, now tell me you want to cuddle with me and feel my body touching yours


>>5640708
nice work, figuring that out, anon

you jelly? :3

>>5640702
good

>>5640710

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>5640715

Cuddles are super sexual, what the hell. Would you let your husband cuddle another guy?

>>5640717

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xZAwK729YJ

<3

>>5640717
>you jelly? :3

Duh. Wish I looked that good then maybe I could get fuckinn laid

>>5640734
Well i mean obviously it depends on circumstances anon, i'd be upset about that of course but like i have straight guy friends and girl friends who i've cuddled, kissed, and stuff like that

It's just nice or fun or dumb, it doesnt mean anything, it's not like me or my friends wanted to fuck eachother, we dont see eachother that way obviously

>>5640743
so you wanna be a girl? :P

>>5640738
I wish you did it a bit more .... romantically

>>5640738
i vomited

>>5640755
>so you wanna be a girl? :P
N-no.

>>5640771
do you want me to treat you like one?

>>5640755

Pls take me back
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ed6lS76h6h

>>5640766

you wont like this one then

>>5640752
>it doesn't mean anything

this is what serial cheaters say to try and justify their actions

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>>5640780
>Pls take me back
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ed6lS76h6h
good enough

>>5640738
QT
T

Moar

>>5640793

^^

>>5640801

oh um, let me finish this yoghurt quickly. What do you want?

>>5640093
yes those type of puppies

>>5640804
Want you face down legs spread boipuss in the air desu senpai

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mtf trans here, where do I find guys who are straight / bi but still put as much effort into looking good as you faggots?

Do you have some kind of websites or clubs where you just work out, share fashion tips, and generally bask in your own Roman god-like masculinity?

>>5640811

b-but thats lewd!

>>5640825

Gyms, clothes shops and museums are your best bet.

>>5640825
>mtf being picky

lmao fuck off

>>5640789
I wouldnt cheat on anyone, but if i had a husband he probably wouldnt be mad if i cuddled a girl, and my straight friend's wife probably wouldnt be mad if we cuddled, so why should vice versa mean we're getting off on it just because i'm attracted to that gender? Doesn't mean i want to fuck that specific person. I didnt want to fuck my buddy and i'm pretty certain he's straight so he didnt want to fuck me, so what does it matter.
>>5640776
Different anon but i'm going to play devil's advocate and probably get shit for it:

I wouldnt mind having a bf that treated me like a girl. There's a lot of pressure on guys to do certain things a certain way, even with gay guys, or they'll slate you for being too gay, too fem, call you a tranny. Straight guys do this with calling eachother out on things being gay, girls dont really get that, you could just relax and do be however you felt like being

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Today is such a shitty day.

No one wants to hang out or go on a date..

Guess I'll watch crazy ex girlfriend till I pass out

>>5640811
http://i.imgur.com/PjxBtqm.jpg

I reverse image searched one of my nudes
and guess what
someone uploaded them to motherless and they have hundreds of views

fuck

>>5640846

>things that never happened

>>5640841

where is his torso

>>5640804
Whisper lewdly:
I want you to fuck me like you fucked your ex-girlfriend. I will never leave you like she did, I will always be yours. Always.

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>>5640849
I'm not lying

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Working on a sunday in a restaurant is hell on earth

>>5640838
is that your dog
he is precious

>>5640846
all you can do is not let it get to you
it sucks but there aren't really any meaningful courses of action
i've reported a guy for posting my shit on tumblr multiple times but even if they got it taken down, it's still out there.

>>5640852
this seems so sad :(

>>5640849
>where is his torso
Unneeded

>>5640776
Y-yes please

>>5640836
You seem pretty open and quick about getting into intimate situations with people

>>5640864
Can I slap your ass after I ordered food at your restaurant?

>>5640864
I feel your pain. I work in a coffee house spent all day carrying chairs and tables

>>5640879
I wouldn't mind, but like the restaurant doesn't like gay people much

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>>5640866

Yeah, he's me and my exs precious puppy.

>>5640866
>this seems so sad :(
I have a thing for melodramatic relationships.

>>5640852

i love you anon, i hope things get better for you shortly!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vlHD0oBEIp

>>5640878
Well i dont have casual sex at all if thats what you're implying, but cuddling with close friends is nice and kissing is more of a dumb drunken light hearted thing

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>>5640846
Why didn't you listen to the man who gave your 10th Grade class a presentation about the dangers of sharing nude pictures through electronic mediums, anon?

>>5640899
Because I was horny and stupid

>>5640899

he looks hot
>tfw hot beefy daddy with top 3 buttons undone gave us a talk about suicide
>tfw i got a boner just as he was talking about his dead son
#awkw

>>5640893
iktfb
iktf.

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>>5640890
You look like pedro from napoleon dynamite but with glasses

>>5640916

Nope not even close

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>>5640898

Sounds like you're just uninhibited and have no self control or loyalty

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>>5640902
Are you at least 8/10? If so, please provide the link. You know you want to be a lewd little slut for us, anon.

>>5640926
Yes you do, Hernandez

you're all hollow

>>5640932
please don't temp me

>>5640841
sometimes i really just want to go to a sex club and rawdog a beefy older guys hairy butt and treat him like a cumdump whore slapping his ass and balls
but then i remember i'm a skinny nineteen yo virgin twink saving himself for his future husband
they'd probably not even want me to fuck them I'm not beefy enough probably
and im a nice person
if you say it enough times it becomes real
im a decent honest non degenerate person

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>>5640940
tell me about it

>>5640940
We know, and we both love and hate it

>>5640953
from what game is this hot daddy from?

>>5640963
Dark Souls

>>5640963

dark souls u pleb

>>5640947

literally me except i want a beefy older guy to rawdog me

Awake again, feeling better a little.
I've stopped shivering as much.

>>5640940

Not me, anon, i'm full of cold.

woo my airbed isnt deflating anymore
now i just need to make some friends

>>5640975
>i'm full of cold.
And AIDS

>>5640976

Come to london and we can hang out + visit museums and things

>>5640972
>literally me except i want a beefy older guy to rawdog me
uh that's really gay and probably aidsy

>>5641001

>aidsy
hence why i am too scared to ever do it

>>5640998
is this scarf + shoes again
rather not t b h lol

>>5641023

np m8
suit yourself

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>>5641023
>is this scarf + shoes again
>rather not t b h lol
Harsh ... poor scarfs and shoes anon

>pic related his face right now
awwwww ;_;

>>5641033

Did you deliberately time that to make me look like i was samefagging?

>>5640976
we're the only friends you need :) <3

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>>5641044
kek, thanks for pointing that out

I think that means we are meant for each other <3

>>5641015
been thinking about going to a sex club or bathhouse and just look
but don't want to get raped or molested

and i only like the idea when i'm really horny
otherwise i ts disgusting
what would my future bf think? what would my parents think?

>>5640945
If it's already out there, what the harm in posting it? You're anonymous here - and we'll end up seeing it eventually.

Do it, faguette.

>>5641063
>just look

Creepy

>>5641091
im young and cute so its ok

>>5641102

No

I have exams tomorrow

Wish me luck

>>5641102
>cute
Post pics so we can decide if that's the case

>>5641108

Bet ya fail them. Again.

>>5641108
I want you to imagine you sitting on my lap and us two turning invisible in the class room.
No one will disturb us, my sweet boy.

>>5641104
yeah
and i'd be in undies and take a bath or something so if they wanna look at a young guy then good for them they get something back

but people who go there are probably fat and ugly
not hot beefy porn star daddies with nice butts

sooooo lonely 4 a qt bf t b h

>>5641115
Luv you
>>5641116
That's fucking creepy

>>5641118

You sound annoying

>>5641116
that is a strange fantasy

>>5641063
i'm sorta curious too
just because it seems like a bizarre thing and i'd like to see it
like watching animals at a zoo or something

>>5641108
>>5641131
Good luck!

>>5641129
You can find one m8
I believe in you

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>>5641131
>That's fucking creepy
*english accent of a plebeian boy in 1920 London* W-what? Now you think I'm creepy, not sweet anymore?

>>5641136
>that is a strange fantasy
Idk, I think it would be cool to turn invisible and then have sex at public settings. Call me weird for being creative!
Now you sudd

>>5641133
ok bro
>>5641136
yeah like that
wouldnt ever do it for real but the p o s s i b i l l i t y exists and that's fucking weird and scary desu

>>5641149
>turn invisible and then have sex at public settings.
Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having sex at a public setting?

>>5641149
I don't understand this anymore
>>5641171
This

>>5641144
ur just saying that tho
like you dont even know me

>>5641171

No you just need to feel the exposure and danger. Simulated exhibitionism can be just as good

>>5641149
sudd?
the invisible part is weird, not the public part ;)

>>5641159
yeah i'd never be able to go by myself

>>5641180
He's right. If you gave up the vegetarian thing, you'd be definite bf material.

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>>5641176
>>5641171
S-shut up.

Maybe like putting him against his will inside an invsisbility bubble, he thinks he can call the police but no one is reacting to him and it's just him and me?

>>5641185
>sudd?
I just slurred in a text post, I guess I am getting sleepy.

>>5640220
ikr ;_;

>>5641192

>Druggie
>Uneducated
>Depressed
>Unemployed
>Wants to be a DJ
>Has a short attention span
>Needs constant pandering and attention
>Slighty pudgy
>Some serious personality disorders

Yep, 10/10

>>5641201
>>5640220
YOU ARE CUTE!
CUTE I TELL YOU!

>>5641195
what was it supposed to be? idgi

>>5641192
Vegetarians aren't that terrible
I've dated 2 people who were vegetarian and it was fine
And if you know anything about me, I love meat

>>5641180
I've known you on here for a while and from what I can tell you have good traits. You just need to focus on improving those more than your bad ones

>>5641195
Gay
Time stopping would be better , one sec I'm all clean and pure next sec I'm all roughed up and dirty
Get your fetishes right

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whats ir your fav gay slang?

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YES THOSE TYPES OF PUPPIES

>>5641227

I think it's all pretty awful.

"hon" makes me laugh though

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>>5641215
oglaf, my favourite kind of webcomic desu

>>5641222
But a big thing for me is to dominate the lesser male, pin him down under me, hear him moan and have him actually enjoy something he should be ashamed of

>>5641217
>I love meat
why you so tiny then

>>5641229
sup senpup, how's your butt feeling big guy

>>5641235

m-my dick

do you like muscular guys?

>>5641242

Feels like I need to start squatting so I can have maximum thrusting power to rekk boipuss desu

>>5641203
Yeah, but the vegetarian thing is the real deal breaker.

>>5641239
Naturally skinny, I eat a lot more than most people would think I do
inb4 trigger fitposters

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>>5641255

KYS

>>5641245
I started as a straight guy, but at this point I have to say yes to that

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>>5641261

>>5641255
are you eating a lot of vegan stuff? like vegetable/salad smoothies or something like that?

>>5641255
I'm here to deliver the supremest of memes
Calories in, calories out, faggot
[spoilers]actually though[/spoilers]

>>5641255

Shouldn't you be posting on /tv/?

>>5641227
masc4masc
Get out.

>>5641235
i know what oglaf is
i meant wtf was sudd supposed to be
also
>you
>dominant
teehee

>>5641276
>>5641278
No, I've said it a million fucking times here
fitposters think they are doctors
I have hypopituitarism
it means my hormones are perma fucked up that have lots of other negative affects because of it

>>5641291
what

>>5641227
Knabenmöse

>>5641255
>I eat a lot more than most people would think I do
kek when memes are real

>>5641131
>Luv you
Cheating bastard

>>5641296

Eat 8000 calories a day and then try and tell me its your genetics

>>5641247

>start
...Havent you been shitposting about how much you like /fit/ guys for 3 years? Do you not even lift?

haha what the fuck bro, re-evaluate your life

>>5641227
segura essa marimba aí monamu

>>5641294
>i meant wtf was sudd supposed to be
I started a sentence, edited it and forgot about deleting it.

>you
>dominant
>teehee
4 U

>>5641306

Uh yeah I like banging guys who are bigger than me how am I supposed to do that if I get big

>>5641296
>causing premature aging in adults
Hitler are you gonna start balding soon?

In my whole life, i have asked 3 people if they want to do anything. i have been rejected 3 times.

I give up.

>>5640650
well hello daddy

>>5641203
>Wants to be a DJ
loooooool wtf
mostly correct tho
>>5641218
just absolutely cannot form meaningful relationships with people. no-one wants me like i want them.
my life is fd t b h you really dont know me.

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>>5641317
>Hitler are you gonna start balding soon?
D-don't say that. ;_;

>>5641318
Try me.

>>5641306
>tell me its your genetics
it's not genetics, nor did I ever say it was
and it's possible for me to gain weight, just very difficult
I eat roughly 3,000-3,500 calories a day and I also take a medication that helps stimulate my hunger more

>>5641317
No, I don't make androgens
the effects depend on what combination of fucked up hormones you have from it

>>5641318
What a faggot, I've never been rejected

I've never asked anyone out though

>>5641326

Do you want to do something together?

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>>5641328
post picture of you smiling happily like pic related please :3

>>5641342
I don't have pictures like that

>>5641296
Muh thyroid cundishun
>>5641328
>3,000-3,500

>>5641339
>Do you want to do something together?
Oh, haha ... t-thanks for asking me, yeah, I-I would love to d-do something with you. What do yo have in mind?

>>5641353
Then TAKE ONE

>>5641368
lmao you're triggered af

>>5641342
Hitler cannot smile.

>>5641368
Mate, consider the guy's weight. 3500 is quite a fucking lot really

>>5641308
>4 U
oh ya i'm sure you're a regular hardcore dom bb

>>5641322
You're right I don't know you. But I do know you have potential and you will find someone. Just don't give up <3

>>5641342
That would be an awkward pic desu

>>5641235
I meant like a time bubble so it freezes every where else but me and you
Silly
>>5641318
Join the club
Perseverance mate

>>5641391
>That would be an awkward pic desu
You have an akward side to you?
Would be nice to see some cracks in that marble-like exterior of yours, Hitler.

>>5641398
I didn't post that

>>5641229

He's so cute.

>>5641403
Oh, I just saw the H in the name and my brain skipped over the rest.

Can I at least see you smile? :3

How come HIV spread so quickly in America? From first death in 1969 to killing off every other faggot just a decade and a half later.

How could it spread so fast? Even if you assume that unprotected sex amongst MSM was the norm, it's still hard to imagine it spreading so fast.

Is the uncomfortable truth that gay people were as degenerate as rabbits? Everyone must've had sex with everyone, and a lot of it.

I'm in a shit mood, and I have no idea why.
I've had to suppress the urge to punch just about everyone I've talked to today.
Especially they fatties.

>>5641444
yes, that is the reality of our community unfortunately.

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>>5641413
you can see a cropped picture of my teeth

>>5641449
dont punch me tho ;-;

>>5641449
>Especially they fatties.
You also start to slur in your posts, ann.

I think that means we should take a nap together.

>>5641456
You're shy now? Well, this is new.

>>5641449
>Ann's first period
Oh joy I feel so happy for you!

>>5641449
come here bb, lemme suck your dick
it'll make you feel better

if youre sad i'm sad too ;_;

>>5641449

aw babe... rest your head in my lap and we'll talk, k?

>>5641449
The oestrogen is kicking in

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>>5641227
I can't stop saying it
I say it every day for the past year

>>5641464
Shy? No
I just don't take requests
closest there is to me smiling in a picture is that one and another old picture of my smirking

>>5641481
fuck off ugly slut

>>5641463
Alright. But only if dinner's ready and on the table by the time I get home.
>>5641464
>we should take a nap together.
To angry to nap
>>5641465
kek, I'm finally becoming a real woman.

>>5641444
go read "And the Band Played On: Politics, People, and the AIDS Epidemic" if you're really interested
(if you haven't already)

>>5641449
>tfw no "straight" bf in denial who beats you bloody and then breaks down in tears and you can comfort him and say that everything is going to be ok

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MSM is the worst slang I've ever heard

>>5641495

dont be mad because Ann likes me more than you. He even wants to come to surrey just to fugg me :3

>>5641480
Thanks bb.
>>5641481
How's a dick in my ear supposed to help anger issues?
>>5641485
I knew I shouldn't have had seconds, and thirds.

>>5641486
Something about flamboyant behavior like that just attracts me

>>5641487
>Shy? No
>I just don't take requests
>closest there is to me smiling in a picture is that one and another old picture of my smirking
But you are a bit anxious about people seeing you smiling, aren't you?

>>5641498
>To angry to nap
well it's not a cuddle without a struggle

>>5641512
Well who wouldn't Surrey anon
>>5641516
I'm just surprised how foodie resistant you are

>>5641510

MSM?

>>5641512
yah right
except im pretty much his wife ;)

>>5641507
Hey bb.
>>5641512
Suuuurreeeeey!
You need to trip fag, so I can tell it's you qt. Or just avatarfag, with pics of your butt.

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>>5641529

"men who have sex with men"