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>tfw he gives me an eskimo kiss
>tfw he says "Dude you're cute as fuck"
We're just supposed to be fwb I think. I can't catch feelings.
Do we really have to share this board with trannies? Can we like, drop the T in LGBT?
>mfw looking at posters trying to "pass"
Do we really have to share this board with fatties? Can we like fat shame them all?
>mfw looking at wiz trying to be anonymous
Fat people aren't mentally ill, though.
I had this happen to me. I was 20 years old and the guy was 45. He was thin and his body was good looking for his age, but he rode my body like it was a motorcycle and it was not sexually arousing at all. In fact it was quite annoying and uncomfortable.
I didn't know a QT 7.5/10 browsed /lgbt/.
>mfw he's possibly reading my post right now
Guys, this is important.
How do I brew a love potion?
The man on top clenches his thighs so tight that he literally pins you down and your hip is crushed by the weight and pressure of the leg muscles. While his arms pin yours down and his hands wrap around your arms like he's grasping onto handle bars and leaning forward. Sounds hot, but it's extremely uncomfortable for the top laying down.
me too, I once rused him into think I was pic related
silly goose, as if someone so cute would be interested in him
>big n sassy
>sings christina aguilera at the talent show
>obsessed w/ popular girl hierarchy and prom
>whimpers when cady breaks the tiara
also aaron samuels is gay irl
i jerked it to the scene where he walks in on shane oman in his underwear in the projection room auditorium above the gym
god i've seen that movie too many times
>Was he supposed he supposed to be what flamboyant meant 10 years ago?
in a safe movie geared towards young teenagers unsure of their sexuality? maybe.
There were plenty of mainstream and alternative movies way before that one that had over the top flamboyant gays. I always took the "too gay to function" thing as meaning that he felt really awkward about his sexuality and that's what made him be socially inept and therefore was a social outcast.
>that's how those dudes always get their boners broken in porn
naw that's when they pull all the way out and go to slam it back in and miss the hole
cowboy sex isn't going to break your dick
>would peek out window and jack off to discretely.
A van pulls up in front of your house...
You see 2 men in the front and one man with a infrared camera device and possible guns in the back.
What do you do?
this would be you
>minus the muslim and female part oc
Grindr or Tinder.
You can do it, but you have to understand the risks going in. If you feel like you need to take a weapon when meeting a guy, go ahead. There's some seriously fucked up people, and through the internet you can meet a lot of them without knowing it until you're in their car, for example.
So yes, you can do it, and not everyone you meet is out to kill you, but the possibility is definitely there, and it's best to be prepared and cautious when approaching the situation.
>15 Year old Bodybuilder
Why don't you take a seat over there, anon?
I like singing really high and also
Ideally they'd end up getting paranoid and declaring me a risk some time in the early '90s and sell me to a non-Christian ring for legal money when I was 14. And then I'd get raped and drugged to death and nobody would know what happened and maybe my hand or something would be found a year later with a pentagram carved into the palm so nobody would be looking at Father Pious.
A mass rally was held in Rome on Saturday in defence of the traditional family, as Italy debates whether to grant legal recognition and limited adoption rights to same-sex couples.
Reports varied as to how many gathered in the capital’s Circus Maximus, Ancient Rome’s famed chariot racing stadium. Estimates varied from tens of thousands to the one million figure put forward by organisers.
Italy is the last major country in Western Europe not to have offered rights or recognition to same- sex couples.
Those taking part in the giant gathering want things to stay that way.
“I think the kids’ rights should come first, before the rights of adults who are free to do whatever they want,” one young woman said.
“It is a fact. Nature dictates that a baby comes from a man and a woman.”
Showing how polarised the nation is, Saturday’s rally came a week after thousands of people took to the streets of Italy to demand that the “civil union” bill, which relates to both homosexual and heterosexual couples, be approved.
The bill under discussion was presented to parliament last week and is due to be voted on next month.
As well as opposition on the streets, the government itself is deeply divided over the issue and opponents in the heavily Roman Catholic country hope they can sink it, as they have done in the past.
A week ago Pope Francis issued a strong reminder of the church’s opposition to gay marriage, saying that the traditional family was “the family God wants”.
Some protesters echoed his view. “I am a grandfather and this law goes against God and goes against the Bible,” said Franco Pantuso, 71, a retired waiter from the central city of L’Aquila who had came to Rome especially.
“Our children and grandchildren must be protected.”
Latest opinion polls say that 70 percent of Italians believe that same-sex couples should be granted legal protection, such as inheritance rights. However, only some 24 percent think that any adoption rights should be granted to gay couples.
Meh. Age difference becomes much less of a social stigma after high school. No one really judges you if you're dating someone several years older/younger than you after both of you have graduated, so I wouldn't worry about it too much.
First time on my life I actually felt jealous, and old.
>talking to qt3.14 from tinder
>we were supposed to get brunch tomorrow
>text him "when do you want to get brunch tomorrow?"
>he says he has work at 11
>says he texted me earlier and wonders why i didnt respond
>says brunch isnt going to work for him but tonight would have been perfect
>i am confused because i never got a text about tonight
>talk a little about rescheduling
>dont come to a decision
>10 minutes later i get a response
>"Still Free Tonight? :)"
>"i get off work at 9, i can make use dinner"
>"let me know soon or ill just go to bed"
>these were the texts he was talking about
>My phone ruined my night by keeping these from me
Hi gaygen. I haven't posted/lurked at all in the past couple years. Good to see jupp and SP are still doing their thing, they give hope to us all.
When I left I was happy, in love with my bf, thought I was living the dream. Have been broken up for over a year and now realizing I need you guys again. Should have never left. ;_; feels good to be back. Lets all support each other through the good and bad.
>Good to see jupp and SP are still doing their thing, they give hope to us all
I met this working class police officer Italian man. He was absolutely beautiful in the sense that all he desired was to pleasure me any way I wanted so long as I was top. He was very devoted in a way you know but I could never meet him because we couldn't host. It sucked, the idea of finding hotels sucked and quite frankly I couldn't get too far with him because he was married with kids and it was strange but like idk I think about him a lot.
He had a fat ass and wanted to be pounded to an oblivion, the booty that got away bruh
>talking to guy at gym
>he is v friendly and i notice he is wearing pink shoes
>he asks how old i am
>tell him im 18
>he says "good age to be weightlifting, I can see everything is developing, even your ???
>he either said "bones" or "buns", and idk which
also not a tranny but you knew that ;~;
Who recommended that I join the LGB society?
Because it was literally all tumblr girls and people arguing about sociological constructs I havent even conceived of for how idiotic they were
Am I going to be alone forever?
Is that what gay people are IRL?
I was so excited to finally meet people
You are a tranny though and you know that though... ;~;
You're some kind of nigger that I haven't identified yet and I really don't fucking care tranny scum.
>Is that what gay people are IRL?
No, most gay people don't join those groups because there's not really any need to
The fact that being openly gay is totally fine in most of the world makes it kind of weird too because there's less places to congregate. Even gay bars have a lot of guys going to it because they're "totally not gay but think it's fun" or call themselves pan or whatever because they're not totally repulsed by the idea of another guy.
There was one guy
I talked for a few minutes and the conversation died, probably wont see him again
I know its horrible to say but pretty much everyone looked profoundly uncomfortable and weird, some were wearing funny outfits like rainbow clothing and knee high boots
Even though im pretty much the lowest form of existence imaginable I could not mesh with these people
i am italian/polish... ;~; maybe a little irish but its tiny.
on a friendlier note. who loves stir fry here?
>The fact that being openly gay is totally fine in most of the world
Literally every time I asked for advice on how not to die a kissless virgin people said to join LGBT clubs
Bearing in mind I have literally no friends so its not like I meet any other lgbs otherwise
Hey Jynx, how do you feel about attending a night in Dalston with me? I'm in love with the resident DJ (Chris Camplin pic related) and I want someone to go with me. Thought you and your bf might be down.
Well it's on 27th February, so you have time to get out of work/anniversaries/family dinners etc. I'll even supply your crystal meth. But on if you prove good enough wingmen to break him up from his gross daddy bear bf and make him fall in love with a twink like me.
Well you should use grindr. You have to put yourself out there if you want to get laid.
Also, a guy with a hot body and a decent beard can get laid no matter how ugly their face is. You should be thankful you're not an ugly girl.
oh sorry, I didnt want to use your name this time
As in, Jynx has a long history of samefagging to fake conversations with himself. Not just ITT.
90% of what he says is a lie, just block him and move on like the rest of us.
but if its happened in this thread, then perhaps your screenshot was a cause of the real jynx and an impersinator. or perhaps he was samefagging.
i wont be blocking him until he is actually proven guilty
I am NOT jynx. I just find it stupid you have one single screenshot of someone impersinating a namefag. Not even a tripfag. A NAMEFAG!. And you use it like its your holy bible. This thread has shown that people do impersinate jynx. Perhaps you should move on with your life gayman
Booger I'm a dick to you but i don't make it that much of obvious bait come on
create your pic, gaygen
dont support violence from either side of the conflict.
but hamas fires some shitty rocket that doesnt hit anyone just lands in the desert somewhere and israel acts like that is justification for repeatedly committing war crimes. its purely an ideological war it has nothing to do with israel defending itself.
>criticizing israel=/=supporting hamas
I cold my mister's cold and it's hitting me a lot harder than it's hitting him.
I was up all night shivering with aches and nausea and he took of me and treated me so sweet and tenderl.
Even if I felt good inside out my outsides still feel blargh
How's gaygen today?
You mean the fat lesbian who is also a stand up comedian?
Lea DeLaria is her name
he probs meant Stella judging by the pic he made.
I've been sick for 2 days from Longhorn Steak house. Here's my review.
"Everything seemed fine. Pleasant atmosphere and nice menu. First load of issues is the silverware was dirty with water spots. I ordered an 8 oz steak for 3 dollars more and ended up with a 6 oz. instead. I ordered sweet potato casserole as a side which came to me nearly cold and swirled around with a fork as if to hide something. The portions were tiny and not fulfilling and expensive since I paid 3 extra dollars for nothing. I haven't been sick for 5 months because I wash my hands often and stay clean, but the next morning I awoke with food poisoning illness, a dry sore throat, and a tremendous head cold. I personally have come to the conclusion that my food was tainted. Other than that the steak was tasty even if it was small."
I don't play that shit I'm quick to ask for the manager and get my money back in full or walk out
>have a 3k word essay due tomorrow
>its only 4pm and I can feel myself falling asleep
Do I take a nap on the assumption that then I will be rejuvenated and ready to write the essay, or do I just force myself to stay awake with loud noises and toothpicks to get it done ASAP?
If you knew me personally you'd know that I don't cause scenes or bother expressing disgust to restaurant businesses. All they do is give you something for free or cut into the price of your food or even give you gift cards to come back. The best action to do is to never go there again. The review online is just something extra to warn others who want to go there and see what experiences other's had at that location. The loss of me as a customer is more damaging to their business than addressing the manager of the restaurant, who doesn't give a shit about you or your meal experience.
No not her. That would have been slightly better. It was this one >>5639551.
Also what the fuck Stella is the name of my boyfriend's dog.
That's some high-calibur bullshit right there. Restaurants, even big chains will sometimes cut all kinds of corners because they're lazy as fuck and cheap. (I work in a shitty bistro worthy of a Kitchen Nightmares episode myself. I could tell some damn horror stories.)
My bet is the sweet potatoes were swirled around with a fork because it got solid and nasty like potatoes of any variety tend to do when they're old as shit and have been mashed up. I'll wager anything that they used milk and butter in that recipe, which may have caused it to go bad faster. If it wasn't the steak, that's probably what made you sick. That and kitchens are just nasty as fuck if you aren't careful.
Seriously dude the teacher doesn't care. You are an empty face among thousands of students. He probably won't even notice that you didn't turn it in until you drop the course. Why waste his time reading a paper of yours when all that you're gonna do is drop the course. Just drop the course.
Nawh he's playing Dragons Dogma. I'm playing Minecraft. Got me a farm going. Next is luring cows to my farmhouse. I already got a chicken coop.
So guys looks like I ruined a friendship last night.
My friend had been getting cheated on for quite sometime. I finally confronted him about his boyfriend seeing other dudes. Several people in our mutual friend circle knew about it.
His boyfriend lost his shit and sent a bunch of threatening texts to me from his phone. I just simply responded back telling him if he wasn't insecure about the accusations he wouldn't have threatened me and now that he did it just underscores how abusive and controlling he really is for my friend.
I don't know. I think I did the right thing. Anyone else ever been in this situation before?
what do you think about the autisticness of writing 'btw mom im gay but i dont want to have a big "conversation" about it so can we just leave it at that' on the whiteboard in my room, so that she discovers it while I'm at classes?
When we're financially ready. A dog is a lot of work to maintain, train, and deal with. Right now we're not ready.
There are no girls. We're both men, manly men, and don't have feminine mannerisms.
>Guy talks about how hot other guys are all the time around me, but never compliments me like this
>And yet whispers in my ear that he really likes having sex with me when in the throws of it
What the fuck. When did guys become so hard to read? I just want him to want me.. damn it, gaygen.
why does my webcam have an option to flip horizontally
but when i uncheck that box it is a mirrored image of me
if i cam to someone else do they see the mirrored image or me normally confused desu
>tfw falling for a guy that's really confident and flirty to me
>i'm shy as fuck and it's actually pretty embarrassing but apparently i find that attractive
Damn it i've been literally baited, that sneaky fuck
that bottom is super ugly
how do masc4masc plebs actually enjoy this shit
masc4fem is the objective master race
>eating dinner with family
>suddenly hear my phone in my jeans
>quickly reach under table into pocket to hold the power button
>phone's on the wrong side
>press volume up button
>hear the porn becoming loud
>gets up and tries to overpower the sound
>oh shI-... HEY LOOK AT THAT SOMEONE IS CALLING ME ILL JUST TAKE THIS CALL PEOPLE CONTINUE WITH OUT ME HEHE BE RIGHT BACK
>while running out of the dining room
I'm sure my sister heard.
>that bottom is qt.
maybe if you like reddit face genetics like chris pratt.
here let me show you a real qt bottom
>tfw you will never ever get to post on /lgbt/ seriously because fem males are shunned by MATHC4MATHC and you're one of the few feminine gay guys who isn't a tranny in denial
(hint look at modern day femgen holy shit)
life is suffering
>gay furry scene kid who is barely above underageb&? I wouldn't call that a good type to like to be quite honest anon
He is so cute though and he doesn't seem that much younger than me.
I never met a feminine gay. I only ever met a bisexual guy Allegedly bisexual. Possibly just party-bisexual.
Do I have to learn how to deal with feminine males, or can I just avoid them? I cringe when I hear and see them online or on the TV.
I look way uggoier in real life hence the bottle to drink my uggo blues away tbqh
>tfw no domesticated fox
>you are now picturing yourself watching star trek voyager with sp and your and sp's biological son.
Are there really confident feminine guys out there?
So confident that most gays are too anxious to ask them out, kinda like the prettiest girl syndrome?
I like to believe that I can conquer him.
Canidae Family same as dogs but different Genus. I wonder if there will be Fogs in the future.
this is my inspo desu
What is wrong with this guy....
Like his face doesn't match the rest
Baby boomer conspiracy against millennials.
But really, young guys have a much wider dating pool as gays get more accepted. They no longer have to settle with a cross generational pseudo-pedo relationship.
Dox it is
>"The short name for a dog-fox hybrid is a “dox."
Old fags are the biggest fucking creepers.
Basic respect yes, but why should they be entitled to more than that.
Then they give the rant about how the younger generations owe everything to them, and how they're much more experienced in bed. Then why the fuck don't they seek out other old people if they're so awesome in the sack?
The vocal youth under like 25 or even 30 saying "ewww everyone older than me is smelly and gross" are way worse. Like what the fuck, do you think you're immune to aging or something?
That's way more common than old gays "ranting"