/mtfg/ Transgirl General

Actual Australian reporting in.

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Moap was here

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Ugly hon lyfe.

>>5609605
do you want a fucking medal??

>>5609609
some guy keeps texting me. what should I do?

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obligatory.

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Den Mother checking in.

happy invasion and/or hottest 100 day

>>5609605


post butt feet and eyes

Xth for life telling me i should kill myself at every waking moment.

This came in the mail today.
Still waiting for Capcom to remake 2 and 3

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>>5609640
I forgot my pic

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>>5609614
Is he attractive? If yes then text back.

>>5609616
I hope /pol/ shows up in the thread. I love /pol/.

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>>5609640
You are getting 4chan threads in the mail?
You know you can just access this through the regular internet right? we have our own board and everything!

Woo Australia sooo cool

>>5609605
Yay, I'm not alone in the thread!

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>>5609649
>tfw American

Repostan from ded thred

>>5609546
Whoa, that's really high. Are you able to sing at that pitch? o.o

>>5609553
Godspeed lainanon

>>5609560
Reading passages and conversations are different, I find that I sound better using apps like that. It takes practice to be able to converse in the same way.

>>5609562
Hey moap, how's it going?

>>5609642
Can't decide if Rebecca's outfit is more dumb or qt. Why does a police medic wear a choker on the job?

>>5609655
Nothing wrong with you yanks, except you fail at banter.

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>>5609643
I'm gonna see someone else tomorrow. He lurks /toy/. =]

>hes taller than me

>>5609651
b-but I am australian

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>tfw no trans mother to teach me the ways of the girl

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>>5609664
>This fucking comic.

Being her is suffering desu.

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>>5609671
wewwew

>>5609643
Why do you love /pol/? Are the mtf that wants us to kill muslims for you?

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>>5609666
So am I. That's why I said...

>>5609666
You just can't catch a break, can you?

Jk Australians are pretty cool

>tfw you remember that you have absolutely nothing to look forward to

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>>5609655
>tfw European

>>5609675
It was obviously sarcastic.

And also ignored the fact that you can be right-wing AND lgbt+

>>5609656
Yeah I can totally get how it would be different, luckily it's not far from the voice I can use in conversation if I try, but it does slip into a more andro voice sometimes. I think it along with being in the questionable range is most of how I get gendered properly.

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>>5609657
While we're on topic, posting best RE grill.

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>>5609678
>You just can't catch a break, can you?
n-no ;~;

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>tfw no fun video games.

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>>5609684
A lot of sjw LGBT folk assume that being LGBT automatically means you cannot be conservative. It's kind of fucking stupid. I usually link them this video whenever they make an argument like that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qASo2EQjfus
Sure, the newsroom is liberal as fuck, but I do feel that they make a lot of strong points. In this one, they preemptively take a shot at the rise of identity politics by pointing out the absurdity of reducing a person to their identity.

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>>5609656
Pretty good, just got back from the dentist and grocery shopping.

>>5609663
That's ok, we have awesome weed. At least on the west coast.

>>5609664
/toy/ eh? Is height a concern, are you tall yourself? Seriously though text back the other guy. Two dicks are better than one.

>>5609675
Hold me /pol/, hold me and protect me from the mudslime invasion.
Ive always been into /pol/ shit since I was a teenager though.

>>5609680
Looks like a paradise of western culture if I ever saw one.

>>5609684
O-oh, well, we would've been happy to take you up on the offer.

>>5609692
Your ancestors must've done some fucked up shit to the natives of your country. I really do assume that you're cursed at this point.

>>5609687
Too bad revelations 2 sucked

>>5609706
I respectfully disagree : )

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who dis

>>5609697
Thanks. I copied the link. Will use it in future.

I mean, on many issues I'm right-wing, on a few I'm left, and on a couple I'm grapefruit sherbert.

Most of my views are right-wing so generally that is what I say I am. I hate this one-in all-in rubbish.

>>5609702
the other guy is 45 and lives with his kids hes most probably immigrant from Ghana call me racist but I'd rather be with someone I can talk about pointless stuff with than some guy that talked to me a few times because I was crying nonstop those days and I really miss guy he not my bf but I enjyoed his company so much I feel like I'll never see him again and we'll drift apart but goddam I really want him to succedd he seems sad sometimes... ,__.

>>5609697
>I'm white and I don't take too kindly to no minorities in ma town. By god.

Ftfy

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>>5609702
We'll keep you safe, and you'll never have to worry about those muslims ever again~

>>5609710
It was too easy and the story wasn't that good.
The three best re games imo are Re 1 remake > Re 2 > Re 4

>>5609719
See that shit is why people with even vaguely right-ish opinions can't take the opposition seriously. You're so quick to attack the person.

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>>5609721
>>5609721
Tbqh, this is the traditional islamic punishment for being homosexual...

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>>5609716
Alright, fair enough, Id ignore him and pretend he doesn't exist.
Also Id be the last person to call you a racist.

>>5609721
Yaay! I love you /pol/ <3!

>>5609697
pls dont taint the awoo

Australians are the greatest friends. I wish I had more of them, especially some here in the states, always having a good time.

>>5609705
but my father was english and was a very bad man
my mum was second generation welsh-australian

I made it! Everyone at mazzoni is so nice. Roads weren't nearly as bad as I thought either. Today is a good day.

>>5609727
>Remind me to hang a nigger after I get my nails done, girls.

Don't worry. I won't let you forget.

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>>5609731

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>>5609734
Den mother is a center left libertarian.
Don't assume that since someone agrees with someone else they are on "The other side".

>>5609738
yay!! congrats <3

>by law, need to buy health insurance
>no company covers both of the doctors I regularly see
>need to choose which one I'll be paying out of pocket for from now on
Fuck. I'm starting to wish we had a single payer system here...

>>5609721
thank you /pol/ senpai <3

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>>5609738
Mazzoni is pretty cool

>>5609727
If your politics are informed by shitposting on 4chan then I'm not sure you're in any position to tell other people that they won't be taken seriously.

Also there's a shit ton of right wing memeing about liberals and le SJeWs, its not like its purely a left-wing phenomena.

>>5609687
My friend and I argued all through rerev2
Is moira a lesbian or just daddy issues?

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>>5609739
No problems, I'll be sure to beat some children and burn a witch too, in your honor.

>>5609736
>father was english and was a very bad man

I thought as much. How did your siblings turn out?

>>5609744
i don't know what a den mother is just pls dont /pol/ post with awoo

>tfw catch my face in weird lighting for a moment in the window reflection
>tfw realise one of the most masculine traits on my face is the way my beard shadow highlights certain lines and shapes and stuff
>tfw realise I could possibly pass as a tomboyish girl with just laser and bangs

I know it's gonna come crashing down later on but I'm gonna ride this wave of gender euphoria for as long as I can

>>5609738
>>5609748
what's a mazzoni?

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>>5609755
>I don't know what den mother is.

Lurk moar newfag

>>5609503
aww :3

>>5609762
is this some weird /v/ meme

>>5609758
We should get laser together and go snowboarding to celebrate being tomboys

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>>5609769
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lurk-moar
It's pretty much as old as 4chan.

Lurk moar newfag.

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>>5609749
>implying I have my political opinions because of 4chins, and not my life experiences

>>5609774
no i mean den mother

>>5609753
all mentally damaged desu
but none of us are on drugs or crime and they all work hard to provide a better future for their children

I actually think dad might've been trans too but anyway

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>>5609733
>>5609747
Despite what other /pol/ smokers say, I'm sure we'd help protect those who need it, and removing kebab is just icing on the cake.
Maybe you guys could wear cute nazi outfits to boost morale~

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>>5609743
Sorry.


IF YOU ARE EASILY DISTURBED, DO NOT CLICK THE LINKS:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3244736/ISIS-executes-nine-public-homosexual-including-boy-aged-15.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/being-gay-in-the-islamic-state-men-reveal-chilling-truth-about-homosexuality-under-isis-10470894.html
http://www.news.com.au/world/islamic-state-group-targets-gays-with-brutal-public-killings/news-story/3b55d4e061e005aa8418ca2debc90e92
http://heavy.com/news/2015/09/new-isis-islamic-state-videos-photos-authority-of-the-caliphate-in-wilayat-al-jazeeral-jazirah-sorcerer-homosexual-gay-execution-full-uncensored-youtube-sendvid/
http://heavy.com/news/2015/08/new-isis-islamic-state-video-but-who-is-better-than-god-in-judgment-establishing-a-limit-upon-the-people-homs-syria-gay-homosexual-man-executed-executed-uncensored-full-youtube-video/
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/10/06/isis-continues-to-target-gays-with-brutal-executions/
http://www.christianpost.com/news/isis-executes-15-year-old-boy-accused-of-homosexuality-146010/

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>>5609749

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>>5609777
Oh.
Fair enough.
Den mother means any mtfg poster who is about 29 or older. It comes from the argument that 30-32 is the average life expectancy of any transgender person. It gets made fun of and adopted by the older posters where we sit back and saying "Yeah I got another year in me before I croak".

Hello again
... emailed lady back to get skype consult from spiegel today

...
>tfw already 100k in non mortgage debt
>tfw i dont even care if i get a 15% interest rate through financing

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Who can you actually trust when it comes to feedback?

>>5609783
:3
I probably spent more time on /pol/ than I do here anyway.
sadly I am german and live between cologne and dortmund. so its not exactly a save place

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>>5609777
Originally, an adult female in charge of a Cub Scouts troop. (Cub Scouts are like the pre-pubescent version of the Boy Scouts, similar to how the Brownies are the younger version of the Girl Scouts.)

Here's what Google has to say about it.

>>5609721
I-I'll wear my 4 of clubs because I too follow the path of light

>>5609795
I'm so sorry for what Merkel and her globalism has done to Germany. When the time comes, I cant wait to be the first to lead the liberation~

>>5609775
Well if you can't respond with anything other than a reaction image and greentext while ignoring my second point then you sure aren't showing it, but ok.

>>5609794
Me. I'll tell you like it is, bitch.

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>unironically going on /pol/
>unironically going on /pol/ if you're trans

you do realize they think we're degenerate abominations and want us to die right?

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>>5609746
Obamacare is literally the worst thing ever. I dont care if repeal it or go to full socialized medicine. Anything beats this.

>>5609783
>tfw not a race warriors obedient housewife.

>>5609814
i don't see your point.

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>>5609794
Not /soc/.
>unironically giving me a 6.5/10 average

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tfw drinking from a can comfortably for the first time as an adult

rhinoplasty, best decision of my life

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>>5609820
Is 5 the hugbox rating?

>>5609824
Nope 6.5 highly androgynous is desu

>>5609806
The smugness is what gets me. I'm an isolationist-nationalist-libertarian, yet modern communist wannabe's such as yourself call me shit like nazi for loving my nation and people.

And what about your second point? So far, all the left-wing memes about right-wingers that I have seen are very Americentric, and many (though not all) right-wing memes about liberals and SJWs have thus far proven to be quite realistic.

The world is not America. Stop thinking we're all like you or want to be you.

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>>5609783
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least they have cute uniforms.

>>5609822
That is beautiful.

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>>5609825
I'm a 5 boy.

>>5609814
The average /mtfg/ poster thinks she's a degenerate abomination and wants to die, it's a match made in heaven really.

>>5609814
>/pol/ is of a single, unified opinion

>>5609814
I want myelf to die as well, so I guess that makes sense

>>5609804
yeah, its horrible here atm. the political climate is really bad. its dangerous outside etc.
I havent felt unsafe before and Ive been fulltime for like 3 years

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>>5609803
Deus vult, qt~
>>5609816
>tfw it is my dream to be the race warrior husband to a loving and obedient housewife to have 10 kids with

>be me
>21 years old
>6 foot
>very masculine features
>balding
>still fighting with therapist for recommendation letter
why live? ;_;

>>5609814
only hons but I guess you should be worried then

>>5609840
This is the wrong place to be looking for breeding material, I'm sorry to say.

>>5609844
>balding

Literally no point. End it.

>>5609828
Im not a national socialist so much as I am a traditionalist. But I agree, the uniforms are god tier.

>>5609835
makes sense I guess
>>5609837
its probably the dumbest place to be talking about politics

>>5609847
I'd adopt desu.

>>5609854
>its probably the dumbest place to be talking about politics

well if you hate fun, then yes.

>>5609840
>tfw you will never have ten children to a qt muscled aryan man

>>5609838
>tfw going fulltime just in time to get raped/killed by muslims

>>5609826
When did I call you a nazi? Defensive much?

I dunno what you're going on about with anything else in your post either, because whether or not you think they're realistic or not doesn't invalidate my point that right-wingers meme just as much (if not more) about liberals than vice-versa.

>>5609854
You realise /pol/ does not stand for "politics", but for "politically incorrect", right?

Many, if not most of the "Vote X" threads there are made by idiots from reddit who think doing so is edgy.

>>5609847
I want a boy to breed my bp

>>5609814
Not us. Tumblrites are the targets.

>>5609847
d-doesn't mean he cant try to breed with us

>>5609860
>tfw

>>5609844
>why live? ;_;

sew a wig to your scalp and live the most AGP fuck happy life you can before the blood poisoning sets in.

i believe in you, hon!

>>5609861
Assuming you're this person,
>>5609719
>>5609739
you called me a racist and implied I'm in the KKK. So I guess _technically_ no, you did not call me a nazi. There is that, at least.

And who cares about memes? Do you realise what the word even means? Have you even read "The Selfish Gene"?

>>5609837
Correct

>>5609874
I'm not that person, that was clearly just someone shitposting.

And yes, I've both read The Selfish Gene and know what a meme is. Complaining about strawmen liberals and SJWs are definitely memes considering how much Reddit tier people do it.

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>>5609861
>>5609874
How about both of you take your politics discussing asses back to /pol/ eh? If you two wanna have a cheeky argument for the sake of good times, I'm cool with that but when a joke goes too far den mom has to step in and speak up.

I await the "You just mad" and "STFU freak" etc responses. But come the fuck on kids. At least try to find some kind of common ground.

>>5609816
Obamacare is a lot more successful than the media wants you to believe. Maybe look at the facts instead of making conjecture based on your personal feelings or situation.

>>5609899
Fuck off, I've always posted about what I felt like here, and I'm not about to stop that cause it's bothering some new namefag.

>>5609899
go back to tumblr newfag. this is not a safe space for retards

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>>5609837
If you pass and are white they seem to like you.

>>5609840
Sadly anon I am infertile. Maybe test tube babies one day?

>>5609853
My buddys family got one, like a real one, his gandpa was in a German tank battalion apparently. He won't let me see it because of my /pol/ background.

>a qt boy/girl wants to be your bf/gf
>but if they do you become cis
what do you do

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My point was proven.
>TFW the kids react exactly as mom predicted.
>TFW one of them misses the point so hard they assume it's about making mtfg a safe space.
>Believing den mom even endorses safe space.

>>5609901
It forces people to pay for something they can't afford or be fined even more. Im sure its a system that works great for hospitals, doctors, and pharma ceos- but for most of the people I know it's fucking garbage.

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>>5609928
>tfw "den mom" thinks it was me, one of the people she criticised, who replied to her post, and not some random anon.

>>5609937
Moap can we get high together? =P

>>5609945
Be quiet you old hag.

>>5609945
Please for the love of god stop calling yourself that, you've been here for like a week.

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>>5609942
Tell him I can't do without my titty skittles and feel horribly depressed after getting rejected?

stop this den mom stuff i don't like it

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>>5609955
Oh no! No no no I just picked the two who were getting a little too snicky with each other.

Also, I apparently couldn't compose a sentence worth a damn so I deleted the original post and tried not to fail so hard the second time.

Though I really just expected a few people to bitch about the matter, then one random idiot to take what I said out of context because they are feeling a little... shall we say... defensive?

Fucking tim curry. Can I marry him? I know I know, I like women and all but damn I'd be his wife.

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>tfw ur austria day plans got canceled
>tfw never gonna be a normie

>>5609937
>If you pass and are white they seem to like you.

If you pass, everyone likes you, or have you seen any non-passing trans people on TV lately?

There's quite a few anons from Africa and the Indian subcontinent who post regularly, and they don't get called "nigger" or any of that shit there. And you should see the upwelling of support for the Yemeni and Syrian guys who occasionally post in the Syria threads....

Oh yeah, and the support shown for black Americans who don't act "gangsta"....

There's more diversity there than here, I'll bet.

>>5609642
What a coincidence I've literally just finished playing through zero, good shit.

>>5609964
no you become a cis wombyn
>>5609971
drop name

I have never posted in an mtfg thread before. Hi. the thread I was posting in got deleted. Did I break a rule?

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>tfw look in the mirror and can briefly imagine myself passing
I don't know why I got this mood boost after being insecure as heck all day but it feels really nice and I have some hope

being born in australia is like being born in a prison. i wish i was never stuck in this terrible country.

>>5609605
*shitposting intensifies*

>>5609981
There's a good chance the OP did.

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>>5609980
If only :(

>>5609981
hi

>>5609983
iktf feeling and I live in Europa

>>5609981
Yeah you fucked up now post butte as punishment.

>>5609990
ah. I should stop only posting in hon threads. Seeing as how I almost feel like I am not one lately.

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>>5609983
Fuck you faggot.

kill me.

>>5609983
>Being born in Australia is literally being born in a prison

>>5609983
good to see our penal colonies are still doing their job :^)

nahh you're good one of my aunt's family's moving over there

>>5609996
I will never post lewd. Ever. Self respect is important kids.

>>5609981
Hi. Probably not. What thread were you posting in?

Posting more more insight, hopefully.
>>5609282

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>>5609980
How is that even a question??? That's the dream.

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>>5609996
I like Big Butte and I can not lie.

>>5609995
hi back.

>>5610007
Disgusting

>>5610009
In the hon thread. I am the old lady who had an interview.

>>5610012
you have to consider that the girl/boy will love you forever and be absolutely perfect

>You will never clean out the sewage from sheen's belly button.

>>5610007
You can have self-respect and still be lewd, right? (Not that I would know anything about having self-respect...)

>>5610017
ha

>>5610021
I didn't see it but if it was a hon thread it was probably full of shitposting.

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>>5610011
>implying I'm ever gonna move past the goddamn AA cups

I got clothes, whats up

>>5610027
sorry there is no lewd self respect. The internet never forgets. At least that is what I hear on facebook.

>>5610001
i hope i die in my sleep. i'm never getting out of this country.
>>5610033
what kind of clothes?

>>5610029
I thought it was a nice thread. People here seem so nice honestly. Sure some trolls now and then, but I love this place.

>>5610029
I haven't lurked many hon threads, are they better or worse than /mtfg/ shitposting-wise?

>tfw had a movie night with this girl set for sunday night
>she tells me shes feeling sick
>hopefully today
>still feeling sick
>hopefully tomorrow
>she still will probably feel sick

I'm not sure if shes trying to not seem like an asshole and put me off until I'm not interested, or she really is sick. Oh well this is my life. I shouldn't ever get my hopes up about anything. It only leads to more despair

>>5610034
It's pretty fun being an exhibitionist on the Internet tbhon, but I've only ever posted semi lewds here, tummy and footsies.

>>5610035
I just got two tops, very cute.

>>5610062
i wanna see some time. i hope you had a good day ive just been lying down.

>>5610041
idk I don't usually look at them because every time I had it was the same pictures of 50 year old crossdressers posted over and over again.

>>5610024
>someone actually loves me
>become cis
>they're the person of my dreams
Why would I say no?

I want to push oddish in front of a train

>>5610078
i want to push oddish down and cuddle her.

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>>5610024
>>5610024
>boy will love you forever and be absolutely perfect
Why are we entertaining these dreams?

>>5610083
Cuz trannies like to hurt themselves.

>>5610041
They are worse, but easy to derail with niceness.

>>5610044
No never will happen. Cleavage is all you will ever get, and that will be few and far between.

>>5610080
I wanna push oddish onto a sunstone and watch her evolve desu

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>>5609956
Yeah. Im pretty stoned as it is. I always am.

>>5609976
Yeah but Im clearly only swooning for the stormfront breed of /pol/fags. And eh I guess you're right, passing is awesome. I wish I had more female friends though.

>>5610041
There are hon threads, like do people post hons and laugh at them or is it hon only and nonpassers allowed?

>>5609945
>behave like a sperglord
>predict people will call you out
>people do exactly that
>be buttmad about it

literally cancer.

>>5610089
lewd desu

>>5610098
Look who's talking.

>>5610101
hi fan

>>5610094
They are for people to mock and laugh, but I sort of embraced my hondom, and just post like a normal person in them.

I want to rape lain anon.

But not in a rape rape kind of way just a nice inoccent date rape.

>>5610065
I'm gonna take pics when i get home. I was happy about finding some things i like, but I hate spending money, and i had to interact with people at the shop that were all like "oh, ok...." and shit. Just stylish girls looking at me with my poofy fag hair like "what". I know i look like a freak ughhhhdhdhdhg

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My girlfriend of two years is going to break up with me just because of our political and life style differences. She doesnt want to give me children and live on a giant ranch away from the city. She'd rather live in Jew York city, and major in women's studies/social science.
And this is after all I've done for her.
>Pic related

>>5610109
hnngh looking forward to it. your hair is adorable as fuck, fuck you. don't make me rape you.

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>>5610123
She doesn't sound right for you pham. Dump her and find someone who is non-SJW and appreciates you for being you.

>>5610123
That's a pretty lazy tree light wrapping job to be honest. It's too dark to really tell what's going on below the trees, it looks like a bunch of tortilla chips.

>>5610123
That's a pretty shit effort, actually.

>>5610021
The one ("hon") who was applying for a job?

>>5610141
yep that's me. I like mtfg threads. I think I have figured out how to keep up with them. they move fast.

Aww thanks for putting hon in quotes. I am intimidated in here cause you are all so very pretty.

>>5610132
>>5610138
The picture is shit, but what you can't make out is a dozen hand made red velvet cupcakes, her favorite, which I had to make twice 20 mins before I surprised her because my dog got into them, a glass rose, her favorite book in a limited print, leather bind, and I wrote her poetry, sang her songs, and we cuddled under the stars.
>>5610131
Thanks, thats what i'm planning on doing.

>25
>5'11"
>120lbs
>andro as shit
>fail in life so no money for medication let alone therapy or surgery
>homophobic family

I've been unhappy with my gender since I was 12, I think I'm just going to end it now.

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>>5610149
welcome =]

>>5610094
>Im clearly only swooning for the stormfront breed of /pol/fags

So, 400lbs and pasty?

I mean, I like the Nazi's stylish uniforms as much as anyone, but that breed of men died out in Germany in 1945.

Today's wannabe's are not the same.

>>5610149
You think that because the ugly ones like me don't post their pictures.

>>5610124
Do it whore. I'm just waiting here for it.

>>5610160
could be worse

>>5609844

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>>5610150
That's really creative by the way anon. I'm a sucker for romance so if someone did that to me I'd probably madly fall in love. I mean cute lights, presents, yummies and gazing at the stars while cuddling? I can't see why someone is willing to let all of that go for a few differences.

Unless you were really persistent about kids but I doubt it.

>>5610098
>le autism buzzword maymay
Neck yourself

>>5610169
pls don't tempt me. i'm too much of a pussy. i had a questionable dream last night though. besides i don't think rape makes a good first impression.

>>5610174
how does it feel to be the special kid on the block?

>>5610165
Thank you. Aww that is a cute....err... something. Cute for sure though.

>>5610167
I feel ugly too. I am sure you are fine. Either way. (((hugs))) and I love you.

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>>5610149
>you are all so very pretty.
not me

>>5610149
I read them when I'm bored, but I'm a "cis" (probably) guy.
You should post more often, I don't know how to say it without coming off as sounding like a chaser but you seem really nice.

>>5610179
just lose some weight..

>>5610177
Doesnt bother me in the slightest, but if insulting random people gives you some kind of happiness then you do you

>>5610184
This.
At least you pass.

Girls, I regret to inform you all that sheen passed away this afternoon, peacefully during her siesta.

Which ausgirl will get raped by bogans this ausday?

>>5610187
>random
that wasnt random at all tho?

>>5610191
none because that's gay.

>>5610191
the ones wearing burkas are clearly asking for it

>>5610173
I wasn't at all anon, but the first mention of them apparently triggered her, and she never said anything for months passive aggressively.

>>5610179
sheen, you pass
now lose some weight so you can live a happy life as a pretty woman outside this board you autistic hamplanet piece of shit

>partner rage quits smash cause can't beat you
>rolls over and says no cuddles
;~;

>>5610191
Jormy or Kit

>>5610198
Play with a handicap.

>>5610192
What? i said you were attacking random people, not attacking people randomly..

>>5610198
thats when you lick his nutsack and let him blow his load on your face as a form of appeasment

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>>5610149
Not all of us.

>>5610198
>tfw makeup sex instead
you know this is exactly whats going to happen next, right?

>>5610202
doesnt that still imply that I attack people that dont have it coming? I wouldnt know, I am not a native

>>5610179
Babe I'd hug you if I wasn't worried about falling past your event horizon.

>>5610179
You will be fine.

>>5610182
Thank you.

>>5610206
Beauty is in the soul. If you are happy and have a good heart it will show. Don't be afraid.

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>>5610195
Well all I can say is don't give up after you drop her. You'll find someone else eventually, someone you'll form a stronger connection with. Someone who actually communicates their thoughts instead of getting all passive aggresseive on you.

>>5610207
Yeah thats what its implying

>>5610213
but they had it coming? attacking someone I have known and liked for years for no reason is going to trigger a reaction, thats just how I am.

>>5610195
you seem like a cool guy, I hope youll find happiness! You deserve it.

I just want sheen to stop being alive, is that really too much to ask?

>>5610212
>>5610218
Thank you qt's, I needed some positive thinking~

Hello, I have heard about this forum through a friend, and just wanted a place where I could talk about my life. My friend would call it, "blog posting".

I was diagnosed as a polyamorous gender-neutral being by a psychologist I see weekly, and was wondering what my next step should be moving towards my transition.

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>>5610105
Huh, how strange. Id never noticed them before, /lgbt/ isn't my main board though so.

>>5610160
When you die you just die, I guess a return to nothingness can be calming though.

>>5610165
Awesome figure.

>>5610166
Are they all like that? They wouldn't make good race warriors then at all.

>>5610179
Im not gonna hugbox you, I hate being lied to. All the anons saying you pass are lying, sorry.

>>5610218
Dont worry about it, i just got worked up about the sperglord thing. Sorry for wasting your time.

>>5610227
>>/tumblr/

>>5610175
I think we've known eachother long enough for you to rape me

>>5610227
iunno you could start by writing better bait :^)

>>5610227
The next step would be to start using tumblr

>>5610227
No you were not shut the fuck up and kill
yourself

>>5610227
pls be funpost, probably b8

>>5610227
Nigga you're on the wrong site. Tumblr is on a different adress.

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>>5610227
I am new, and old, and not very with it, but shit I can spot that bait.

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Hey guys, how well will I pass? I feel pretty confident about how I look. :3

>>5610236
aw, that's sweet of you. but let's stick with the eye contact and handholding first. i would rather do whatever you desire that makes you happy. i don't want to be a complete waste of time.

>>5610246
You look gr8 hon!

>>5610246
I feel bad for the person in the pic

>>5610246
There is more shit posting on mtfg than hon threads.

I don't go on tumblr, it is a very lewd place and I'm not fond of it.

I'm genuinely just looking for advice because I've been self ostracizing for a long time now because I don't feel I present myself how I feel I should present myself, I truly feel at odds with myself.

>>5610246
JUST

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>>5610251
Thanks! :3
Here's one of me at the gym.

>>5610207
p-pls i wish, more like pouts for the last half hour then wraps herself in blankets looking too cute to handle ;~;

>>5610227
Hey you seem really cool, you should meet my wolfkin pack and come growl at some meat at the supermarket

>>5610242
Oh my goodness, are you Remy from league of legends? I'm one of your biggest fans, you always land your hooks when you need to!

>>5610268
nope sorry friend, she spells her name with an "i" instead of a "y"

I think I have no ability to tell who is serious and who isn't in mtfg.

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Gender-splash polyamorist judeotaoist galaxykin of Egyptophillipine ancestry (mixed with Cherokee roots) here. I recommended my friend this blog very recently and I am happy to see her here!

>>5610274
retard

>>5610274
some of the sad posts are serious

and that's it

>>5610274
the autistic ones are serious. everyone else is having a jolly.

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>>5610274
Nobody is truly serious.

Except Kayla.

>>5610234
no problem anon I hope you have a nice evening <3

>>5610225
where are you from?

>>5610227
oh god. this is gold

>>5610265
you cant have sex without handling her tho!

>>5610274
rule of thumb: take NOTHING seriously and always expect people to lie. Still do offer advice though, and never attack people for their looks. DO have fun tho!
thats how I try to post.

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shro

>>5610291
haha that looks like my gender neutral phallus between my legs!

>>5610279
Not nice. That isn't a word one should use as an insult.

>>5610282
>>5610283
That is sad. Seems like more should be. Jollies are fun too though.

yuk yuk

>>5610258
If you're not baiting, this may not be the best thread for a 'polyamorous gender-neutral being'. You might try the trans help thread, >>5568314

>>5610233
>All the anons saying you pass are lying, sorry.
I know

>>5610300
Please do no exile me from your safe haven.

I do not feel safe anywhere but here now, you have all been so welcoming despite your cruel jokes at my expense, I think I can stay here while I think of my next step.

thank you all kindly!

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>>5610287
>>5610288

Not being serious and using humor as a defense mechanism. Did it for decades. Oh and weed lots of weed.

Ok going to go out into the real world now. It's been fun.

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>old guy friend tells me i sound cute
>in reality sound like a mickey mouse
>soooo tell him that he is a dick

wheres my award for being awful towards nice people who mean well with their hugboxing?

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Going to sleep now~
Good night everyone.

Everyone should hug the "hon" anon desu.

>>5610311
oh hi i've seen you around /lgbt/. you should get a trip code

>>5610308
you're not welcome here until you've served a temp ban for posting pics of your girltinkler

>>5610312
>you will never fuck a humanoid mouse

why live

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CIJhqatBHu

>>5610278
really? I am a AGender poly-romantic furry positive demisexual polysexual trans-cis-gender womyn of color but of above average privilege and minor we-waz-kingz ancestry. I am a collection of systems with an old japanese man, a furry from Iran, and a Murican slim woman who is the primary head space. I am body and fat postive and work for the bernie sanders campaign championing the cause of making aware of intersectional privilege. I am working to a sociology major at a liberal arts college which should be paid for by the state for free so I can make 80k a year at a womyns book store.

>>5610319
she looks like she could be related to you tbhon and i agree.

>>5610179
moap is dumb af and doesn't know anything about looks. she consistently gives literally the worst, most off base advice in passgen i've ever seen. fyi. you should do what will make you happy about ur weight but you pass fine rn and ur voice is good too

>>5610321
I have never posted such pictures!

I think you have me mistaken with a degenerate!

>>5610324
"hugbox me" i needed that laugh thank you so much

>>5610308
Okay, I'm willing to humor you.

First, could you explain what you mean when you call yourself gender-neutral? (Or I guess your psychologist called you that; is that how you identify?) Second, what have you done so far to transition, and what would you ideally transition to?

>>5610319
>>5610328
I have no idea how to do tripcodes.

I will ask and look it up later. Really gotta go for real this time.

>>5610329
being fat isn't healthy for anyone

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>tfw will never pass

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>>5610324

>>5610340
I get the feeling that /mtfgen/ is a fan of Nagato

>>5610346
who

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>>5610340
iktf

Good thing I have coding, arch linux, and when shit hits the fan I can go live in a woods.

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>>5610324
:"D oh god, thats actually p good
how long have you been working for disney

>>5610340
Iktf doomed to young hon

>>5610331
it's a right of passage here. if you won't do it because it's "too degenerate" please contact your nearest ISIS recruitment officer.
they're a lot more welcoming of people like you

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>>5610348
Dont you pass tho?
Almost at least.

>>5610350
>tfw not even a young hon anymore
Just a disgusting tranny tbhon.

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>>5610321
Trip on kayla

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>>5610346
Autistic alien intelligence Nagato Yuki or timid moeblob Nagato Yuki?

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>>5610340
>>5610350
>tfw yung hon

>>5610347
the chinese cartoon character in the gif

>>5610362
sounds like garbage.

>>5610360
Are you really bad at clocking people?

>>5610233
>Are they all like that? They wouldn't make good race warriors then at all.

The ones who define themselves as stormfront types on the interweb, often yes. Sorry.

Look for people who prefer to be called nationalists, or somesuch, and people who don't blame the jews for dumb shit like not getting a job. You need to be selective, yet open-minded.

I know, I know, it's a PITA. Imagine being male and wanting a slightly right-wing girl (cis OR trans), it's even harder....

>>5610333
Mhm! I don't feel I belong as either gender, but in the very middle.

My main issue is that I have very high testosterone, and naturally through physical activity have gained muscle mass that makes me look very masculine.

I would much rather be androgynous, so in order to go in a more zen direction, I'll need to work on my femininity!

so far I've been taking my mom's daily vitamins (she's post menopausal) as well as massaging my chest daily. As I said previously, I'd like to be more feminine, so to transition closer to a female than a male.

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>>5610358
I like the Puyo version of Nagato Yuki.
Cute, has a personality, loves senpai, is a little adorably clumsy.

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>>5610354
i don't even come close to passing.

Picture related.

>>5610349
Since my whole family died.

>>5610355
MISS COCK

>>5610365
i dunno, it seems she gets posted everytime i come here

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>>5610374
Same tbhon but you could probably pass because brown.

Some guy told me I was in the wrong toilet today, I genuinely thought I was about get the shit kicked out of me. He looked pissed for some reason. I'm terrified of ever going in there again now.

>>5610382
by the same anon. it's not representative of the entire community.

>>5610374
Calais needs you to shoot the durkas

>>5610386
about time rawr

>>5610374
You posted in the /pol/ thread the other day. Is that really you? You're super qt~

>>5610386
>Go to use bathroom
>No gender neutral ones.
I-I'll just hold it in.

>>5610371
Okay, that's pretty straightforward if you're willing to try hormone replacement. To reduce testosterone, you'll want to get on an anti-androgen. I don't know if you would want to fully suppress your testosterone like regular MTFs do, it might be enough to lower it a bit. If you're not getting rid of your testosterone completely I'm not sure if you need estrogen to prevent bone loss, but you may or may not want to take some in any case. Talk with your doctor, in any case. If you don't want to use hormones, there are other options.

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>>5610392
i am banned in Britain for supporting trump and having guns.

>>5610399
>not peeing inbetween the bathroom doors

EXPRESS YOURSELF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31FO_4d9TY

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>>5610399
>tfw almost all toilets are gender neutral here
>tfw will never get beaten up for using the wrong bathroom
>tfw manly enough so people don't even notice anything

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>>5610291
Shrooms will give you answers.

>>5610302
It could be worse, sorry for raining on your parade.

>>5610311
Smoke weed all day every day.

>>5610340
>tfw pass and attractive

>>5610355
Eliot?

>>5610369
Finding some one to protect me in the race war is going to be more difficult than I anticipated.

>>5610374
You toally do come close to passing. You aren't there yet you aren't a hon either.

>>5610401
Thank you kindly! You were of lots of help!

I'm a bit worried about my heart and how hormones would affect it, but I'll definitely talk to my doctor about it, I trust her enough.

>>5610415
>worried about my heart
unless you have a heart condition, it wont have a significant effect on your heart.

I doubt you have high T though, unless you got your levels tested.

>>5610413
You are far from attractive it's unreal how delusional you are.