/mtfg/ - Transgirl General

Hi poki

>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

>>5598995
>le funny and original content

>>5598995
Trip on elanna

>>5598994
Hi anon

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>tfw no personal ymir to dry hump

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>tfw ugly net

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>tfw no bf

>>5599003
not elanna

>>5599006
even a fictional character wouldn't want to go near you

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>>5599007

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>>5599007
Can I fish with you?

>>5599014
What's up not elanna?
>>5599019
I think she wants to catch ur fish o-o;;

>>5599017
who dis?

>>5598995
>>5599014
Trip on Remy

>tfw in a girls store watching clothes
<you can wait outside anon
>ok mom

>>5599011
>>5598995

Have you even tried though?

>>5599029
say
>can I come in and get some girl clothes too

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>>5599019
S-sure

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>>5599011
>tfw no emoe bf to cuddle with in this storm

>>5599031
yes i have

started E a week ago, started T-blockers yesterday. I don't feel any different. Should I?

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>>5599031
No ;~;

>>5599040
iktf

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>>5599040
>tfw no bf to watch anime and play video games with

>>5599050
Maybe you'll start having to use the bathroom a lot in a few days or something, I don't remember.

>>5599050
give it a few more weeks

>>5599050
Give it like a week or so

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>>5599028
cba desu

>>5599035
She would beat the shit out of me right there

>>5599050
If the T-blocker is spironolactone, you'll probably need to urinate frequently in the next week or so. Otherwise, not really; HRT effects tend to come slowly.

>>5599041

Then try more, and harder.

>>5599053

Well then quitcha'.

>>5599063
You deserve to be beaten

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>>5599061

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>>5599061
Inb4 memes

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>>5599065
>quitcha'
???

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>>5599068

hello

>>5599065
but i did it this evening @_@

>>5599070
rekt

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>>5599068
>>5599070
Fffuck you pookie!

Ok... I take so long writing my blog posts the next thread has already started when I hit Post. I think I should take that as a serious clue about my long-windedness... So, anyway, repost.

OK, now that's fucking disturbing. Got stopped by cops on my way home. I was really worried that would happen at some point. Except they didn't check anything even though they could have ticketed me straight away. Just asked me if I'd been drinking, didn't check when I said I didn't drink at all, then they told me one of my headlamps was dead and that I should replace it. I didn't even have to show my driving license. So, I pretty much narrowed the possible explanations to three:
-I'm a Jedi, and I'll ask my shrink to add midichlorians to my next blood check, to make sure I can discount that possibility.
-That whole traffic squad was made of trans allies and when they clocked me, they decided not to ask for ID so as to avoid embarrassing me, and used my chosen pronouns. Ok, that would be so uncop-like it's even more ridiculous than the first hypothesis.
-I look like the kind of respectable woman who wouldn't even have blinked before calling her lawyer and filing a police harassment complaint had they done their work a bit thoroughly. Given I was wearing a rather expensive looking suit, that's probably the least improbable idea even if my car is a clunker.
Anyway, that was the fright of the week...

>>5599073
"Quit your bitching."

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>tfw no bf to heal
>tfw no fun mmo

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>>5597649
who is this?

>>5599083
>trans allies

sorry abt ur run in with the cops tho. i'm glad u'r ok

>>5599083
Were you afraid of getting in some sort of legal trouble, or just justifiably unnerved by the encounter?

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>>5599090
play Killing Floor and go medic

It's not an mmo but it's fun.

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>>5599053
fuck i want him.
>>5599054
>ywn watch anna mae with chris while snuggled in your bed
>>5599031
how do you get a bf? i will try desu

>>5599073

Quitcha' bitchin'.

>>5599077

Did you show him your dubs?

>>5599084

Do you mind? I set that up very well, then you come along and pinch it from under me. Very uncouth.

>>5599105
n-no, he doesnt get pleased by repeating numbers like i do

>>5599090
Come play swtor
I'm a good tank ._.

>>5599067
Yes, im human garbage

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>>5599104
same ;~;

>>5599105
But I want to vent my frustrations.

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>tfw fat ugly man with boobs
>make even yourself sick by just being you

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>>5599116
RICKY, PLEASE.
>he will never stare into your eyes like that

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>>5599100
I've played it too much so kind of bored.

>>5599113
Isn't that a pve game?
I did play it on launch but star wars is dumb.

>>5599122
iktf

>>5599104

Oh i have no idea, I'm a tranny Mrs Haversham.

>>5599112

Then why you even want his d then?

>>5599116

Fair enough then.

Is there not some kind Athenian twink club you could gatecrash?

bleck so much math homework. and i have to teach myself maple. how is everyone doing tonight?

>>5599054
>>5599055
>>5599059
>>5599064
well if that's the worse I can expect that's ok. thanks

>>5599127
d is nice when its in and around my mouth

>>5599128
cuddle me

>>5599099
Well, to be valid, ID has to include a recognizable picture. Obviously, mine doesn't exactly fit that anymore. So, there wasn't much they could do, except ticket me for the dead light and send me to a police station cell for the next twenty four hours, just "time to check my ID". Oh, and slap me with another ticket for soliciting. Some cops make sure to do that to every transwoman they clock, because, you know, the only reason a man could wear women's clothes is to whore himself. I live in a pretty backwards country.

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>>5599090
Are there any MMOs where playing a healer, or any kind of caster really, doesn't just come down to hitting your hotkeys in the right order? At least melee characters have to move around a bit sometimes. I'd like it if there was an MMO where being a healer was more like being an actual battlefield medic.

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>tfw no bully gf to get you drunk and rape you

>>5599126
wvw in gw2 is fun-ish. the needy guys are more of a problem than a blessing tho

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>>5599147
>rape you
Gross desu

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>>5599147

>>5599142
idk in gw2 the healers are just who can keep standing for the most part, so you definitely have to move around a lot

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>>5599142
In pvp it's about managing your cooldowns and predicting their bursts.

Also staying alive.

>>5599155
It's the cute and friendly kind.

>>5599159
>mfw a new kayla pic is posted

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>>5599147
Is it rape if she's too drunk to consent too?

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still feel like I made no progress

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>>5599125
that feel is killing me

>>5599127
No. Besides I don't want to try a gay club and go purely for the sex.

I want a qt bf who'd want to do stuff with me ;~;

>>5599142
Well, City of Heroes was like that. Actually, pure "healers" were looked down upon because every character on a team had to manage aggro, mitigate damage, all while pulling his own weight DPS wise. Combat was pretty mobile and hectic. Unfortunately, NCSoft killed the game.

>>5599167
How are you ignoring the photographic evidence you just posted?

>>5599175
my skin got softer and less veiny, woopdie doo

>>5599179
you're dense as fuck

>>5599179
Also boobs.

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>>5599166
Im not sure.

>>5599179
Kill yourself.

>>5599184
No one here calls them boobs, everyone calls them moobs and it makes me feel like binding them

>>5599189
Get them surgically removed bro

Also, I'm wondering whether I should ditch all of my social network and start fresh. I mean, I got a night out of the clinic and I spend it at a rather boring party, reviving contacts with a bunch of artist types I've known for more than a decade and who could out me at anytime without even thinking about it. Somehow, it doesn't feel quite right.

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>>5599179
Tfw 1year hrt too and just turned a little less gross of a male gorilla.
Mainly bcus lost weight. Skittles do nufin

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>>5599189
Are you on crack?

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>>5599201
This better not be who I think it is.

>>5599127
shit. well i don't know what to do then.
>>5599171
same desu

>>5599202
Kayla has mild autism ;)

>>5599202
Actually I just started taking Hydroxycut to help with my diet so maybe yeah.

>>5599189
>>5599202
it was a good post tho, considering

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Ok so this was earlier in the day...

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>>5599209
Who else.. >:C
Ttyl i have to go shake jungle trees and be the alpha ape.

mooooo! moobs.org the male lactation enthusiast resource!

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Aaaand this is now

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>>5599232
Kayla you have bigger boobs than I do. You're long past being able to pretend hormones did nothing.

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>>5599244
You're a qt.

>>5599243
>>5599254
wow ;_;
>ywn see snow

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Fuck this noise it's almost chest height in the corner

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I can't unsee that nose hair

>>5599259
let's roadtrip to the blue mountains together.

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>>5599254
That looks like a dude's tummy and pelvis while he's hunching over.

hello dello fellegates

>Tfw sick of being single

>>5599167
No progress my ass

>>5599255
>>5599232
[correction: this was addressed to kayla]
yeah like all you have is smaller, more far apart and pointer than normal boobs. normal trans boobs that can be coped with. my aunt even has them and she's cis. the only trans women that don't get them have a genetic predispo and who cares

face and acting normally are everything. i stress the latter bit

ahem *pointier--not pointer, the dog

>>5599090
go play EVE online and make your perfect cis female self. The character creation is the tits

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>>5599266
i dont even know you though
but it would be fun

>>5599276
hey annananna

>tfw a straight cis dude says "oh you mean that dude that looks like a queer faggot?" To you when you're boy mode in girls skinny jeans tucked into knee high black boots, a girls shirt that you're kinda popping out of and a satchel

>>5599303
were you wearing your warpaint?

>>5599303
>knee high boots
>boy mode

You seem confused

>>5599297
hey sheen
my car broke down lol

>>5599314
implying gaye wasnt going horse riding, shaking my head to be quite honest family

>>5599255
>Kayla you have bigger boobs than I do
hmm... I don't believe you, unsee them

>>5599243
>>5599254
I would love to see snow

>>5599262
TWEEZE HER

>>5599287
I know that and I need ffs even more than a breast aug. I wish I had won the lotto so I could afford the rest of transition

>>5599317
:(
is it okay though?
are you okie?
anna are you okie? are you okie anna?

>>5599323
i smiled. thank you, i needed that.

>>5599322
>I would love to see snow
well then move

>>5599322
>chaser wants to see elannas boobs
Nice try bro

>>5599323
yeah the serpentine belt was cracked and torn, so the alternator wasn't charging the battery so the battery died
i got a new belt but i cant change it myself, you have to jack up the engine and remove one of the mounts to get to the belt and it's dumb so imma get my dad and uncle to do it tomorrow. it will be fine.

>>5599314
Wearing knee high Doc Martens boots is perfectly acceptable in boymode if you're carrying a baseball bat as well.
Also, rubber waders are perfectly androgynous but are a fashion faux pas almost everywhere outside of deep hick country.

>>5599338
okay thats good then
you should sit there drinking cocktails and making sure they are doing it all right
or like
go outside with gloves and a beanie and a coat on and throw snowballs at trains

>>5599346
we doesnt have snow here :/
im back at my place in the city tho, we brought my car back to my dads so he can work on it there
tomorrow im just gonna be a cold pedestrian in the big ol city, yikes

>>5599322
You have bigger boobs than most of mtfg, though I remember you saying that you were 70+kg before so that might be why. Most of mtfg seems stick skinny.
https://unsee
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>>5599330
>well then move
I can't move, moving costs mad amounts of money and I am broke. Plus if I move then how will I have a gender clinic for hrt and my electro place?

>>5599355
I would kill to be that skinny again

>>5599329
yw

>>5599351
it did when u was born
the heavens opened up and heralded the annabelle with some snows.

its good that your dad and uncle are helping you out, and pedestrian life aint so bad
u can go to cafes and the like

>>5599355
>tfw you are going to be flat barrel chested as soon as you lose weight

>>5599322
i'll stress the acting normally bit again tho if that wasn't clear.

everything seems to point the reason why you don't fit in has to do with whatever has been replicating your bizarre thinking over the years, so really insofar as that affects your voice and affect, outwardly noticeable stubborn woolgathering on baffling obscure topics like an am radio junkie: i think that's the only obstruction for you

>>5599303
>satchel
You mean, like, a fanny pack? What year is it? Wat is a satchel
>>5599322
Grind some ice and blow it around a room with a hair dryer, same thing basically

>>5599365
>>5599365
>the heavens opened up and heralded the annabelle with some snows.
dat true

and yeah i mean i walk most places now anways, i really only need my car to get to work at this point.
sheen
did i tell you
how great it is living in the city?

>>5599365
Got to lose weight to even see if you have a barrel chest.
Time for fingers down the throat Shannon!

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>>5599201
>Tfw 1year hrt too and just turned a little less gross of a male gorilla.

Hey mtfg how do i gain weight if i dont like food
If i shovel pasta into my face will i start gaining

>>5599377
melt pints of ice cream and drink them

>>5599370
>how great it is living in the city?
IDK
because like, most australian cities are more expensive than new york to live in

>>5599371
yeah I am eating nothing today and tomorrow and the next day etc

>>5599377
Cheap fast food pizza

>>5599377
yes, make an oily pasta sauce and eat it with spaghetti

>>5599379
At the very least add V8 juice or something to get vitamins.
Not eating anything is stupid though, you should consume like 1500 a day

>>5599378
Kek
Unfortunately i only have stuff with things in it, drinking stuff with chunks of solid shit in it makes me throw up cuz of the texture

>>5599379
my roomate wants to move back to straya one day. i will likely join her.

>>5599388
I am on a multivitamin and I drink water

>>5599391
you mean we will be on the same continent D:

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Just saw it. Cried at the mirror scene, woman in front of me gave some tissues :')


That first doctor was bald like my pediatrician was. Reminded me what a stupid fuck he was.

How do I get my mom to watch it?

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hey everyone do i pass?

>>5599322
I was about to humor you, but unsee is down ;~;

>>5599394
I really hope you die, but we all know you're going to give in and be stuffing your face again tomorrow.

>>5599394
maybe!!

>>5599372
>tits and a belly
nice

>>5599402


You look like a masculine girl but yes, you'd fit right in here in the Pacific NW since we have so many of them.

>>5599395
Was it good? Would it convince a stubborn mom or is it pure agp bullshit?

>>5599368
>Grind some ice and blow it around a room with a hair dryer, same thing basically
sounds fun, I would love the snow

>>5599367
um so you are saying i need to totally change my life? I know, I am just so afraid of leaving my mother, she picks up the slack for me and I am so lost without her.

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>>5599372
>>5599421
Hey stop posting my photos

Thanks bby i know.

>>5599402
Not really to be perfectly honest

>>5599411
>I really hope you die
me too
> but we all know you're going to give in and be stuffing your face again tomorrow.
I need to give myself an eating disorder to lose the weight because when I have a bad day and eat too much, I can't just go back to my normal diet the next day as I've already screwed up
so I need to make sure I just don't eat

>>5599413
anna
u know what this means right
it means u an me will be able to go have pizza together and hang out some day
and also you will be able to get as many tim tams as you want whenever you want!

>>5599410
post them to imgur or here, im not looking for them to be nude, I just am curious about their size and how they set on your chest, so far everyone's boobs here look normal but mine are too wide set

>>5599437
>Was it good?

Imagery is a little forced, but it's a Focus film. Acting is great, especially the lead. Take your mommy to see it and I'll try to do the same

Also omg Arclight theater #1!!!!

>>5599450
Yeah but how was the dsyphoria handled? Were they always dysphoric or just agp?

>>5599449
You know it's not going to matter right? Your own mental filters are going to make you feel inferior, even if a third party disagrees.

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>>5599372
im into it..

>>5599456
Omg girl just like mine. Have no idea living depressed and pretty much retard mode. Then BAM!

AND THEN IT NEVER GOES AWAY.

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>tfw ywn be the blonde

>>5599456
pure agp. you'll definitely relate

>>5599464
Jesus Christ, can you fucking shut up

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>>5599323
pic related

>>5599338
wow I rlly know like nothing about cars

>>5599377
eating as much as u can and making what u can eat as high-calorie as possible,
health is important too tho so look to more whole grains and healthy fats

>>5599467
y not?

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>>5599389
Satchels are comfy cross body bags, mines coach :3

>>5599476
No.

>>5599479
why dont you wear a manly long shirt like that?

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>>5599479
Ooooooh those things
I thought you meant one of these, my senpai always called them satchels

>>5599389
>drinking stuff with chunks of solid shit in it makes me throw up cuz of the texture
how about smoothies?

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>>5599479
>coach
>$450 dollar purse
you sicken me

>>5599498
Absolutely disgusting unless theyre super bleended and totally honogenous
I probably have an eating disorder, entire food groups i am unable to keep down because of how much the texture psychs me out

I'm Having a normie night and going dancing and drinking with a bunch of pretty 20 something cis girls and they're all going to make me feel like a disgusting monster lmao

oh wow I love tetris friends

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>>5599510
oh wow

>>5599505
Sounds real fucking cancer. Let's hope all of you get raped

>>5599505
I would have though that would be the same for most people desu.

>>5599504
yeah that's what I meant, u can make them as blended as u want

>>5599501
you always brag about your extravagant lifestyle

>tfw ive become a girl but ill never escape from the star of david

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>tfw this hairline
kill me

>>5599505


Portland?

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>>5599505
desu idk which is worse
Being one of the "guys" and being clearly girliest but at the same time bored
Or having okie time but feeling like an ugly second tier thingie mid of p cis friends

>>5599529
Clip-in bangs.

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tfw no hot veiny bf

>>5599523
I don't have an extrvagant lifestyle. I am a leech to my mom and eat mostly microwave pizza and chicken tenders and I drive a beat up truck. Faye has marble counters and stainless steel appliances along with a new car and unlimited clothes. She is rich and lies and trolls here all day, fuck faye. Her "im such a man" routine is fucking so old and has pissed me off.

>>5599529
Just shave it off :^)

>>5599537
It'll still be there even if I hide it

>>5599477
cus im terrible with people so i'll never get my ass slapped by a qt ;_;

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>>5599449
Ask me another time when unsee is up, I have no problem uploading clothed or unclothed, I just don't want it to persist on a server somewhere. I have wideset boobs. Pic related, artists depiction.

>>5599505
brag more
maybe you can get someone here to give a shit

>>5599545
It'll also still be there even if I shave it off. My only hope is surgery at some point.

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>>5599539
>microwaved tendies
>leeching off mummy
>bitching at people for actually having decent lives
>>>>>>>>>>>>/r9k/

>>5599550
>giving kayla fap material

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New phone means you can now see my man chin in HD.

Jesus fuck I am tired

>>5599538
Why did he ruin his hot body with that horrid tattoo? what the fuck

>>5599550
okay then

>>5599538
Disgusting

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>>5599558

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>>5599560
>fapping to my cone boobs
Why would anyone do this, ever?

>ill never pass and ill never have a veiny bf

>>5599561
resize your pics

>>5599550
>being this desperate to cater to the biggest chaser here

Get a fucking grip of your life

>>5599558
>bitching at people for actually having decent lives
Its not like I can ever have the life I want or even near the quality of life most posters here have. Its all about simple economics and being born in a shit situation I can't work my way out of.

>>5599560
I don't fap anymore.

>>5599449
>but mine are too wide set
kayla please, you even get visible cleavage.

>>5599562
>>5599566
the fuck is wrong with you people

>>5599561
>NEW PHONE FLIPS THE IMAGES TOO
MOTHERFUCK

>>5599547
plenty of people are terrible with people and still manage to get qt ass slaps

>>5599561
ur chin is like no worse than mine, a little less wide actually i think

>>5599579
maybe idk, im just craving some kind of intimacy with someone

>>5599573
Well then get a hobby or something jesus

I hate all of you, god damn anime transbian trash. no one talks about men here

>>5599575
>you even get visible cleavage
only if I wear a bra
most the times I don't though

>>5599585
>Well then get a hobby or something
those cost money I don't have

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>>5599593
here
gosh
think about precum soaked penises already
sheesh

>>5599593
i do, i even sucked a dick today.

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>>5599572
>Get a fucking grip of your life
This is exactly what I need to do, but not for the reason you stated.

>>5599593
People talk about men in these threads way more than they talk about finding girlfriends though?

>>5599593
I like men though, it's just that I am not really that sexual in the first place so talking about men all day is pointless.

>>5599539
what kind of new car does faye drive?

>>5599593
I miss guy and I feel like I've fucked up but it was always casual even though I enjoy his company soo much I wish there was better communication... ,__,

>>5599593
lol, people not liking your taste in men isn't rlly reason to start whining and bitching about other orientations

>>5599605
Subaru, I can tell by the seats, its also the fully loaded model

>>5599593
Trip on Kayla.

>>5599593
Maybe if you had posted a decent looking one more people would have talked about them.

>>5599593
I hate everyone here too. You all remind me of myself too much.

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>>5599609
like a WRX?

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>>5599619
Kill yourself.

>>5599608
i know im just starting shit because im bored and i got rejected by the guy i like yesterday.
fucking kill me

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>be mtf
>living full time as a girl
>people at uni ask me all the time if I am feminist
>tell them to get lost
>girlfriends are becoming more and more feminist, tells me that I need to be too
what the f*#k world? Seriously I have been both sexes and being a girl is easy mode by far. Life as a girl has been a blast so far.
>no one ever give me harsh looks like when I was a man
>people go out of their way to help me open a door or lift things at the store
>everyone is nice and helpful
>drinks are cheaper or free when I go out on the town
>guys buy me food
>flirting with professors leads to better grades
>talked my way out of 2 separate traffic tickets
Being a girl is amazing.

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>>5599604
"Wud you fuck me? Id fuck me."
You and your AGP filled sexual fantasies, no wonder there are no men involved.

>>5599618
desu how can you not think hes hot? id pay to suck his dick

>>5599593
l was before tbqh senpai.

Does this general still have a minecraft server?

>>5599632
post pic

>>5599631
aw I'm sorry

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>>5599626
>that pic
>tfw you start saying to yourself that cis girls pass so well
why do I exist

>>5599635
He's got a dumb tatoo and a meme haircut, instant turn off imo.

>>5599637
Do we still accept autists

>>5599645
hi, sperg here, come kill me please

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>tfw no hairy beardy muscly bf

>>5599634
I never really have sexual feelings or fantasies. Usually the only time I fantasize about a guy is if I am his gf and we are holding hands or eating together or hugging or cuddling or watching the sun set.

>>5599642
oh well i guess. i thought the tattoo was fine, though youre right that I'd prefer without it. i cant get over those veins is all...

>>5599637
Most likely, Sarah is either running or modding it i think... Shes on discord but not the thread linked in the OP, if you join the OP discord thread you can use !oldmtfginvite to go to the other one and find her

>>5599628
Might do

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>>5599657
>tfw no bf to cuddle you as you watch a movie together on the sofa after just eating a meal of lasagne you made

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>>5599654

>>5599670
i like lasagna soo much
what kind do you make?

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I think I saw my first other transgril in the wild today. It was at a vegan restaurant. She was cute. I dont think she noticed me.

>>5599679
but you clocked her? I clocked a fellow mtf at a juice place once but that was it

>>5599689
I would honestly call the police if I ever saw you kayla.

>>5599689
clocking others is a trans tradition

Tfw straight but want to kiss a trip

>>5599689
Trans girls have really good trannydar

>>5599708
don't let your dreams be dreams

>>5599706
>clocking others is a trans tradition
yeah, at the clinic there was a 50 something hon that was eyeballing me like crazy and giving me the evil eye.

>>5599689
>>5599706
I thought clocking someone just meant you noticed they were trans, and NOT outing them in any way

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>>5599679
Also to add to this
>All these cute hipster chicks checking me out
>Have zero confidence and zero game so I can only barely smile back at them
Im not used to people looking at me with out disgust in their eyes.

>>5599708
Trip on maddie

>>5599714
thats what clocking is.

>>5599677
idk its just veal and pork

I want to clock kayla in the jaw

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>>5599708

>>5598989
>only 1:24
i can't get any lower I don't know why

>Been thinking a lot about all this lately
>Realize that im a lot happier thinking about a future where I at least try to live as a girl at some point than just giving up and living as a boy
Thats a relief. Now I just need to get the basic shit in my life in order so I can start.

>>5599708
Trip on Kit

>Hang out with transgirl
>She thinks I like her
>I'm actually in love with her mom
I dont know what the fuck I am doing.

>>5599754
stick it in her bp faggot

>When you "jokingly" try on a girls pink hoody while out shopping with your parents and your dad says you can find your own ride home if you wear something like that
G-Good thing I was just messing around. R-Right?
It was a really cute hoody tho ;~;

>>5599754
trip on Amy Victoria

>>5599757
I dont wanna stick my dick in crazy either.

>>5599754
https://youtu.be/7UUPawNC5Lg

>>5599759
>Phone breaks so I borrow my mothers with some girly pink case for a few days
>Dad gets all pissed off at me because I apparently look like a 'faggot'
H-heh, yeah.
I'm glad I have no intention of ever coming out to him lmao.

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>>5599673
ikr

>>5599759
Good thing my bio dad is never in my life.

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>>5599609
>miss cock's auto expertise

>>5599784
fuck you, mines dead. go do something about it

>>5599776
wew

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>>5599776

>posting gay men

Kill yourselfs

>>5599798
>ywn feel those hands around your neck as you orgasm
;_;

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>>5599804
How about gay anime girls instead :)

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Tfw you'll never be worthless as kayla

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>>5599808
He's 6'7"

>>5599809
Fine with me

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>>5599809

>>5599818
Oh wow, I'm gonna go google him...

>>5599815
It's a good feel, luckily everyone alive gets to experience it

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>>5599809
Gay anime boys is where it's at.

So I've been looking at HRT stuff on IHP...it's really tempting...

>>5599837
do it
but IHP requires a script
order from ADC

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>>5599824
S-saved >.>

>>5599836
Preach, Ricky. I like both yuri and yaoi desu

>>5599856
your welcome m8
t. fellow dicklover

Hey Aera if you see this I'm really sorry, my browser reset and I lost you

>>5599804
The worst thing about being trans is not being able to date gay guys anymore. Why are straight men so boring? ;~;

>>5599804

But they're hot.
What is it about being gay that makes you hot?

>>5599871
If you have ever dated a gay man then you're not trans and you need to remove yourself from life as soon as possible.

>>5599836
C- cute. Why are these threads always dominated by pics of anime girls? Like, fully 1/3 of transgirls are supposedly bi. And transbianism is a meme sexuality made up of like 80% bisexuals who are afraid of / haven't discovered men yet. We need more cute boys.

>>5599660
Thanks, I'll check it out.

>>5599880
>you should date transbians instead
trip on kayla

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>>5599856

tfw on a two day high of realising u pass and look sorta like Natalie Portman

>>5599880
I like how there is are "guidelines" what what qualifies as being trans.

Why do stupid people exist?

>>5599912
the same way bexe looks like jormy?

I don't suppose you girls know of any good cooking competition shows on Netflix? I started on Cutthroat Kitchen, but now I'm out of that and want something similar.

>>5599913
Lmao you tell me, look at the state of this post.

>>5599880
It's ok, anon. No need to be so upset. I'll date you and we can be a gay male transbian couple together. Just boys being boys, kissing other boys. It'll be great.

Hey people, for those of you who take pills, do you take your blood tests right after you take your hormones or do you not take them in the morning you get them?

If I take the test after pills, I get like 1500pmol/L estrogen levels, if I don't take it my E is like 350pmol/L

>>5599927
There are real guidelines bro

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>>5599892
Because girls kissing are cute and easier to self insert with ;~;
Yaoi is cute, but I can't relate to it in any way really.

>>5599940
Are you okay? Do you want me to call an ambulance?

Just got outta work now I'm walkin sup all
>>5599922
>good
Nah
>>5599939
I take blood tests when my doctor asks me too. Which is like once every six months.

>>5599941
Tru desu

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>>5599892
I know how you feel pham. I identified as transbian for so long because I was afraid of men and because I'm only attracted to femmy boys my own age (aka teenagers).

>>5599856
Same.

Gay men are the scum of the Earth, no other group of people deserve to be gassed more. Every one of them without exception is a violent disgusting pedophilic rapist.

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>>5599941
Trap X guy.
Best manga there is.

....Which is disturbing since I like women...

Hey girls, how you all doing? Gimme da goss I ain't seen you all in ages.

(remember me?)

>>5599941
To each their own. I'm only moderately attracted to girls and I usually self insert as the cuteboy, uke, etc. Then again I'm one of those filthy fem guys who transitioned and is seen as a woman by pretty much everyone, but still low key thinks of themself as a boy / not-quite-a-woman.

>>5599959

Who let Tumblr out of it's cage?

>>5599922
Great British baking show, it's dope

>>5599962
trip on lizbell

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>>5599880
Congrats you won for worst bait today

Good job

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>>5599964
>tfw this anon will never be my bf

>>5599973
Did they offend your homosexual boyfriend apengie?

>>5599959
number of gay men actively working to ban trans people from existing: negligible

number of lesbians actively working to ban trans people from existing: most of them

why do you bite the hand that feeds?

>>5599964
Get the fuck out of this thread

>>5599960
>Which is disturbing since I like women
maybe one day you will meet a cute guy who will make you feel things

Traitor nines?

>>5599991
Faggot

>>5599992

TRAITOR! *spins baton*

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>>5599987
I already did once.

That was a VERY confusing moment desu.
Like... he liked me for me and I felt really conflicted and intentionally went neutral for a month or so because I didn't really know how to feel about it. It was a very weird time.

>>5599962
Who
>>5599991
>trying to GET
If you cant do it effortlessly then dont

>>5599971
who? I haven't been here in like 2 years.
Just wondering if people I knew are still about.

Do I pass?

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check em