/mtfg/ - Transgirl General

first for tfw no gf

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>>5596965
What is this "yuri" you speak of

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>>5596945
some real lesbian girls likes vaginas and dicks desu.

i just want one yaoi edition

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>>5596965
Stop forcing that shitty game anon.

Real grills dont have dicks!

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>>5596979
>tfw /mtfg/ insecure of liking qt girls.

>>5596965
>agp edition
asdf

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>>5596970
oh then you must be too edgy

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>>5596976
pls let next edition be fujoshi edition
>>5596973
>tfw no emoe gf
>>5596981
simbly eric :^)

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...Anonymous
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>complain that my torso is huge
>friends on fb tell me I'm small
>tell them I wear a size medium
>they still say I'm small
>I laugh at them and call them delusional
>they block me

What can't people just accept reality?

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>>5596985
meme edition*

>>5596965
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

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>>5596979
>Stop forcing that shitty game anon
would you fuck me anon? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard

>>5596994
but collars tho...

>>5596994
Hey do you know where i can find more pics from that artist?

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>>5596965

>>5596997
pixiv.net /member.php?id=234068
most of it is guro crap, but the non-guro images are good too

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>>5596965
rlly another?
I mean I'm pretty gay but can't we have some variety? liek a fashion edition or something?

Finally got letter from therapist
> I can change my name and legal gender now
> I can legally cut my dick

Life is good

mtfg tlg merger when?

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is true that remilia have a GF?

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>>5596984
Stop acting like a typical neckbeard. Only they find that shit cute, including sexualized anime images.

>>5596995
I wouldn't.

>>5597005
or sumthin real weird... juice edition

>>5597004
I know thats why i asked :^)

>>5597013
oh i see, enjoy anon

I have a cold

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well, au revoir gotta get ready for work

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>>5596988
I'll probably be at work when the next edition starts, its up to you

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>>5597009
I rlly don't think tlg needs to exist desu, like they're mostly bi over there like here anyway
tho I guess ppeople wanting it enough to use it and continue it is justification enough for its existence

>>5597012
like food-juice right, not something weird? sure whateves floats ur boat and offers variety

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I think my mom is finally accepting my transgenderness ! She told me this morning they she didn't agree but to do what made me happy. The best part is that she didn't sound hateful saying it :D

Happy day!

>>5597028
good shit anon

>>5597009
Never!


Dicks 4 lyfe ! :3====8

>>5597026
lol, yes like fruit, no weird sex thing that shit creeps me out im not very lewd

>>5596975
yes, but do you really want to hook up with someone like this?
https://youtu.be/MVWf08HffGs?t=6m2s

>>5597006
Cut your nose off legally


Hahaha ha haha!

>>5597015

My dad does too.

Please stop making out with my dad.

>>5597042
Ok

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>>5597038
well I'm pretty lewd but lewdness isn't everything
smoothie type stuff is better than juice tho since it can contain the whole fruit instead of u separating out all that fiber and stuff

>>5597044

Wow, that got heavy. I'm glad we got through it.

>>5596971
That sounds amazing <3

>>5597041
To be fair I like my nose - it's absolute opposite of jew nose.

>>5597048
>french toast
fuck, now I kinda wanna make a monte cristo

>>5597052
>ffs anon
reminds me of feefs, hope you are not as crazy as her

>>5596999
where did you find pictures of my car!?!?!
>>5597004
>tfw you really like guro, but /g/ will always be for /g/entoo
>>5597005
/fa/ edition would be nice desu. we need the yaoi edition next though desu.
>>5597006
grats!
>>5597025
i got this.

>>5597048 id make an fruit salad.. out of grapes.. fermented grapes.. wine... id make wine with a bean salad... a coffee bean salad... coffee... wine with coffee.. and an egg sufflee, with asparagus, and panchetta, followed by a breakfast cake, just a basic cake, with many different types of fruits, and a custard

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Good to hear the mtfg agrees with me that a medium size is huge

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>>5597062
Oh my goodness. Panchetta

>>5597064
Why do people keep posting him?

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>>5597064
I can't remember if an American medium is a large where I live or the other way around

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>>5597084
Because franku is love, franku is life

>>5597086
I love these rare frankus
But seriously a medium in America for women is pretty big tbqh

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>>5597079
my father was a 5 star chef, I learned from the best... well and i would have gone into more detail if i wasn't getting dressed... needs some red, but that was a few days ago

>tfw it's almost a year since I lost my gt

>woke up
>ankle is all swollen
>turns out I didn't set the brake on my golf cart after I rolled it and it rolled down the driveway and hit a tree at the back of the property
fuck me, I had just fixed it up and was going to get at least 3 sessions of electrolysis out of selling it.

>>5597091
>father was a 5 star chef
>can't spell pancetta

Father would be disappoint.

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>>5597090
on paper it doesn't look very large, there is actually more than likely it's your dysphoria doing the talking

>>5597104
you dont have to spell food, just cook it

>>5597104
The chef doesn't actually have to care what the gourmet calls it.

>>5597100
you're not supposed to lose it, the gt lives inside you

>>5597100
you mean since you spent a quarter of a million dollars to have a doctor give you a designer vagina

>>5597138
You don't understand how numbers work at all do you?

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>>5597010


No. She hasnt been dating.

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>>5597138
>Quarter of a million
Are you talking kopecks here?

>>5597138
>tfw this will probably be true once oil and copper are rock bottom, at least in AUD and CAD

>>5597159
The $20,000 it costs might as well be a billion because I can never afford it.

>>5597179
S E L L Y O U R S H I T

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Has my autism finally reached its ultimate stage?

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>>5597179
>tfw
Should I just Suporn it or where do all the cool trannies go?
Don't really want an outie.

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>>5597195
>hanging the please lynch me I live here flag at your window

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>>5597202
I live in San Francisco.

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>tfw kayla will never kill herself

>>5597195
Why would you do that? At least where I live if I did such a thing I'd likely get a brick thrown through said window. At least if it was recognized, if it was something more obvious like the gay flag it'd definitely get a brick through the window.

i'm off to go look at my dead nan's new gravestone for the weekend.

smell ya l8r /mtfg/

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>>5597207

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>>5597195
>>5597195
>being proud of being trans
what
the
fuck

>>5597208
see
>>5597206

>>5597219
those trans pride flags are a staple in FtM bedrooms

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>>5597216
>mild autism
>MILD

>>5597195
shit tier taste in flags. use a prussian one or something.

>>5597200
suporn it.

>>5597200
That's just weird. Most trans I've met rate Kamol as still being the best, with Suporn being an overpriced upstart and Chett a decent budget choice.
I don't think I remember Kamol ever being mentioned here. Not that it matters to me, already booked SRS and essential FFS with Chett.

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>>5597224
never forget the deluxe kayla blowout

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>>5597227
>prussian
eww

>>5597227
>prussian
i'm not white tho

>>5597223
>tfw never seen the inside of an ftm's bedroom
q_q

>>5597223
>FtM bedrooms
Hmm.... if they want to be men then why don't they not fly pink girly fucking flags?

>>5597216
>>5597224
I didn't write that, someone used my trip because I took a screen shot of my screen and they saw my trip

>>5597238
Last time you said you were drunk and wasn't thinking straight?
You're not lying to us are you kyle?

>>5597229
>That's just weird
Huh, what is?
I've never heard of Kamol either. And there's literally a facebook page for "victims" of Chett.

Also any clue about hip implants? Suppose I can get breast augmentation locally but hip seems to be higher science.

>>5597235
i've seen them in skype group video calls and in FtM youtube videos.

hey watcha doing?

>>5597229
>Kamol
Never heard of them, just did a google and holy fuck their work is amazing

>>5597230
I hope that one day im important enough to get reamed out by kayla

>>5597249
Trying to figure what to blow my money on.
Kinda prepped to blow it all but I know fuck all about what surgeons are worthwhile.

>>5597235
Get a black flag and hang it up next to your trans one.

>>5597230
>tfw not mentioned
GOD DAMN
Iam too nice

>>5597233
way better than THIS shit.

>>5597235
>i'm not white tho
oh. that explains the flag. nevermind then.

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>>5597251
>tfw
Thats many many years of slavery for u.

>>5597245
Said Facebook page and all the horribly written copypasta blogs always looked like a smear campaign from his competition to me. I know half a dozen trans women, young and old, who got SRS with him and they had only good things to say.
I wouldn't trust him with the more complex facial surgery acts, though...

>>5597259
yeah me too

>>5597268
I'm with Dr. Bart regarding my face.
Nervous af tbhfam

>>5597229
>Most trans I've met rate Kamol as still being the best

most transpeople dont even know that this guy exists.

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>>5597266
South Germany is Best Germany.

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if I was to fly a flag might as well do it right

>>5597229
>>5597281
Well her results do look good, but what about function? I'm already not very sensitive down there.

>>5597277
good luck! Bart's portfolio looks so encouraging and he's in yurop.
I want him to do my face.

>>5597277
I don't know where to go for plastic surgery., to be honest. Won't have the 30k that seem to be the average price before a while, anyway...

>>5597286
Thanks.
Are you german?
I took him over Spiegel because Spiegel's pictures are essentially worthless.

>tfw ugly hon but at least you're not kayla

>>5597282
nowadays, yes. but before 1871, they were just the bitches of france and austria.
I wish to reunite the HRE tho!

>>5597285
The results are super cherry picked I feel. All pictures seem to be super young people.
It does look good tho.

>>5597297
was that really called for?

>>5597289
30k? Whats that for? Thats like my FFS, VFS and SRS combined...

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>>5597284
ooooo
edgy
i like the gadsden flag. probably wouldn't fly it outside where it's publicly visible though.

>>5597290
>German
lol no. well kind of. i'm a brit but i have south german blood. mostly swabian and bernese but i have a lot of relatives in bavaria.

>>5597300
interesting goals you have.

>>5597305
>interesting goals you have.
I just want them to call me Princess-Elector desu

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Anyone else stuck in this fuggin snow storm? Fuck snow

>>5597305
>lol no
Awh bummer. Well at least you have all sorts of surgeons in your country.
Germany's like "what's a tranny?".

>>5597315
i live in northern backwaters though, not the trendy metrosexual areas of the uk so i mean i'm just as much of an oddity.
like, put it this way, if there are any other trans people in my area, they're hella good at stealth.

>>5597315
this is so true and so horrible. Oh gosh.

>>5597323
amen. ain't no trannies in tha toon

oh shit I've ACTUALLY got to go now bye /mtfg/

>>5597314
I have never been in the snow. I want to though.

>>5597314
Nope, I live on the southern coast ;D

>look at ffs results
>start shaking a little because my parents ruined any chance i had at a qt face and are going to make me have to pay tens of thousands of dollars and weeks to months of recovery just for the qt face my sister has
i fucking hate this

>>5597105
But in person, it's pretty big.

>>5597314

NYC.

Was going to go hangout with friends all weekend long but fucking snow...

>>5597324
No I'm quite grateful for this. Travelling is awful after surgeries though, but at least there's very little stigma towards us, no gender laws whatsoever and the worst I get are some confused stares. I wouldn't want to trade.

>>5597323
>they're hella good at stealth
>tfw some of the prettiest girls I saw in clubs turned out to be trans

>>5597333
same. my sister looks like the female version of me, its why I rarely visit her because she makes me jealous

>>5597342
its kind of true. I live in NRW anyway, so its not that far to belgium.
but the flight back from thailand was horrible. would not recommend.

>>5597102
what the fuck kayla, how does somebody fuck up anything this badly? it's not even got anything to do with you being trans this time it's just retarded

>>5597290
So is Bart's

>>5597333
you sound like one dumb stupid kid. there's no "right" to be qt. how about you grow up and accept yourself? otherwise, just end it right now.

you're subhuman scum


>>5597343
i am sure she doesn't want to see you either. nobody does. stay in your cave, troll.

>you will never cave kaylors face in with a hammer

Bad feel

>>5597351
just die already you dumb cunt

>>5597347
Sure, encourage me why don't you...
Won't even have anyone coming with me ;_;

>>5597354
HON SMASH

>>5597353
>tfw no Colette gf

http://strawpoll.me/6618158/
http://strawpoll.me/6618158/
http://strawpoll.me/6618158/

>>5597356
well, its highly unlikely that youre as sensitive as I am. Ive always been super weak and sickly. and I was too retarded to take enough tramadol on the flight back, so being in UAE while switching planes wasnt exactly fun in June heat in a fucking desert.
- take a direct flight back if somehow possible
- take enough drugs to be comfortable
- if youre alone, maybe tell the stewardess when you board, so she can look after you a little more in case you need water or something.

I wasnt alone, my parents came along. but It would probably have been easier alone. they mean well but dealing with them requires a lot of energy

>3 months on e next week
>see a girl I haven't seen since before I started and am not out to
>talk for a little while
>she mentions my chest
>"haha yeah I should probably work out more"
>"you can tell me, anon" out of nowhere; "those aren't man boobs"
>have to come out to her
well fuck, I'm nowhere near passing yet but guess I'd better start making plans for how I'm gonna come out to friends and family while still a hon-looking beast

>>5597354
why is your hon ass still breathing? you seem like one of those AGP weabo neckbeards. turn off the anime, it will do you good.

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>>5597028
A lot of times, friends and family don't accept it overnight so any progress is good progress really. Who knows, she may warm up to the idea. I know my dad did when he saw me become happier.

>>5597314
I'm snowed in and the plow trucks blocked my driveway with a 3 foot bank of snow ;_;

>>5597372
Thanks, that's good tips.
If I ever get my WPATH papers at all...
Do you have any idea how long I gotta wait after booking a surgery? Was sorta hoping I could finally bring it to an end this year.
Can I book it without psychiatric documents or is that pointless?

>>5597380
That's so cute...
Why did it not happen to me.

>>5597383
sweet cheeks <3

>>5597391
its probably not pointless. its thailand, theyd do everything for tourists. but you will probably have to pay extra. you will need psychatric documents, but you might get them from them for a few bucks.

Suporn is basically boooked fully until march. unless you write the email this weekend (theres a spot for 8th november, the only one left for this year) you will probably have to wait quite a while, sorry

>>5597400
>theres a spot for 8th november, the only one left for this year
Ungghh how do you know?
Since someone mentioned Kamol I'm very torn, as Suporn does outies and they're ew.
Or are they not? How's yours?

I got tons of money to blow so I'll gladly just buy my surgery pass. Didn't think that's possible.

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>tfw snowed in

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>two yuri editions less than a day apart
Really?

>>5597416
You're to blame for this garbage

>>5597010
Whoa look at these qts.
>>5597185
Ya gotta stop replying, senpai
>>5597195
You made it
>>5597314
Fuck yooooou
>>5597414
Great feel

>>5597412
>Ungghh how do you know?

I still have the link to the calender bookmarked.

I would be careful with kamol. the page looks very good, but Ive NEVER heard of that person I did pretty extensive research before I went there. might be a hidden diamond still though.

as for outies/innies:
its hard to say. I am not a complete innie but its not like theyre longer than the outers. I guess theyre a little shorter, but not fully covered if that makes sense?
I am very happy with how it looks and feels, also I got lucky enough to self lubricate. dont even need lube for dilation, much less for sex. thats never guaranteed though.

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last mtfg yuri edition was not very accessible, please resume yuri edition now

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>>5597420
I havn't yuriposted in more than a month, you should probably find someone else to blame. Even I think twice a day is a bit much.

>>5597433
>I havn't yuriposted in more than a month
good girl
*pets*

>>5597434
yes. the nips look pretty nice imo.

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>tfw cold hands
>tfw too lazy to make coffee
>tfw no energy to do anything when waking up at 5pm

Send help

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>>5597434

>>5597436
But they are so far apart its pissing me off how far they are, what can I do?

>>5597420
Every edition should be yuri edition.

>>5597314
>>5597336
>>5597383
WHAT?!?! this shit is comfy desu. it looks nice outside my window
.>>5597353
>tfw boris
>>5597414
comfy

>>5597429
Okay thanks a lot. I guess I'll just shoot Suporn a mail, as I've not really heard anything bad about him either.
Surgery in November would be perfect ._.

So are you saying yours is more an innie than an outie? I thought Suporn was known for his meat flaps.

http://strawpoll.me/6336807

>>5597433
>>5597420

a bit much? there was no yuri in yuri edition! just usual mtfg barf

>>5597421
yeah i should

>>5597434
stop wearing boys clothes, your a girl now

>>5597445
I dunno what to call it desu. its not an innie I guess. but its not meat flaps either. when my legs are closed, its look like an innie though. so maybe it is? I am confus myself.

>>5597434
nah, that's straight up man bumps.

>>5597421
Not all its cracked up to be, beepboop
>>5597443
It looks nice but my dog keeps going out to pee and starts playing in it and i dont want to go out to get him, then he comes back lookin like a snowbeast

>>5597446
I like that name. its pretty rare here

>>5597433
you might not have yuriposted, but you certainly did shitpost. kill yourself

>>5597453
Lol, okay then :)
Me and emails... no idea what to even write.

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>>5597440
Mine are really small, yet they touch. It is weird because while I have a barrel just that makes my chest look bigger than it is, I am a 36b. They touch and stuff though.


In other news my dad is buying another gun and I am going to a party tonight and maybe hanging out with the friends tomorrow.

>>5597452
lol. nah

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>>5597400
hey girlie howve you been

>>5597441
no thnx

>>5597443
I was supposed to go to work today. I tried shoveling my way out but the snow fell too fast to keep up with. and then the plow truck pushed a mound of snow right in front and I can't even get out now. Not like it would have mattered now considered the roads aren't even driveable at this point.

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>>5597452
I look like shit in girl clothes and I am not really out out yet

>>5597447
The barf is only comical if it happens every once in a while. "Every edition is a yuri edition agp neckbeards get out reee" is hilarious if it's one thread every once in a while.

>>5597436
I like yuri tho ;~;

>>5597462
Pot, kettle :^)

>>5597468
"hi Sophie,

I am interested in getting surgery with Dr. Suporn. I have the following problems and questions:
-
-
-

Best Regards
Anon

you can do it bby <3

>>5597473
Ive been okay. lots of university stuff. still poor af ;-;. I wanna get ffs, but I am lacking 10k€
howre you?

>>5597477
STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
or make me like it, your choice :^)

>>5597476
the only thing we agree on is that you look like shit. the main reason? because you ARE shit.

>>5597473
>no thnx
Way to be straight and lame.

You got plowed in too? It sucks.

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>>5597488
Show yourself you bully.

>>5597497
Every single person here passes better than you ever will hon.

>>5597497
go post your penis on /b/ again, hon.

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>>5597503
I know that... I can't help being ugly

Glad to see this thread is still shit

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>>5597481
I've been just working a lot. Getting trained in my new position which is nice. I want surgery too. Other than that, I've been pretty well. I made a bunch of new friends and got back in touch with a few old ones so I've been out and about a lot lately.

>>5597490
sorry ( ._.)

and yeah I got plowed in bad. Can't go anywhere or do anything so I'll probably just sit inside, catch up on my anniemays and knit or something. Maybe play some story of seasons finally. I'm rarely home anymore so it'll be nice to catch up on my solitary hobbies.

>>5597477
i like yuri too.

the only way i find yuri cheesy is that it is a bit chicken soup for the soul cheesy.

it's like a therapeutic d'aww look at those happy fake people, my feels omg; and now look at all of these real people--for christ, holy fuck!

>>5597509
how about you stop being such an ugly person on the inside. it might help

>>5597481
>hi Sophie,
Who's that? I just wrote dear Dr. Suporn and staff... should I address Sophie?
What problems should I be having O_o

zzzzz
now i remember why i stopped posting

Who are mtfgs most elligable batchlorettes?

>>5597509
Yeah you can, fucking kill yourself so you can stop offending people with your disgusting mutant skull.

Is kayla shisophremic?

>>5597519
you should tell them how much you love watching anime

>>5597519
Sophie is the person that manages the international email account. she is located in the US. what you wrote is fine too though.

problems, I dunno, not having a psychiatric scriptthing/recommendation to get surgery would be one I guess.

>>5597527
nah, the term you're looking for is: Autogynephilia

>>5597527
What's that?

>>5597528
Brilliant idea. Except I don't.

>>5597529
Ahhh figures. Well I really don't know why I'm not having it, the one year care and real life experience as demanded by the state are over soon enough.
And I was under the impressions my psychiatrist was in my favor. Just grr.

Well, sent my mail, thank you lots for the info.

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>>5597523
What determines eligibility?

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>>5597481
Idk, if you want to be converted, I'd suggest a yuri romance manga, that's the kind of yuri that I like. "Cute girls doing cute things" is ok I guess, but I like a believable romance plot ;_;

>>5597514
I feel the same, which is why I generally go for a good story.

>>5597547
youre welcome! check back if you have questions. though I havent been here that much lately.

>>5597523
Kayla

>>5597524
Why do you think I crop my disgusting head out of my pics. Fuck you too. I can't control how my bones grow.

>>5597517
Oh bullshit, I am a sweetie inside, its just that my body isn't so you all pick on me. If I passed 100% cis everyone here would worship me like they worship dollface and ufufu and anna and elanna and others who made sure to post their pretty faces all the time.

>>5597550
the main thing is u have to shitpost every thread with:

>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck on

>>5597551
youd have to convert me forcefully tebeha.

>>5597523
I'm eligible and desperate desu

>>5597554
Idk, do you want to give me your skype or so? I never come to mtfg either, or much to this board at all.

>>5597556
no, you're an ugly, terrible person. it has nothing to do with your passability. also, who the fuck worships those other hons? only chasers like dollface. ufufu? lol, she got shit on as bad as you do. the fact that you think elanna is pretty just goes to show how dumb you are.

>>5597523
Yo.

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>>5597503
I don't pass anon. I think Kayla passes better than I desu.

http://strawpoll.me/6618794

>>5597566
give me your skype and Ill add you? alternatively, make a throwaway email and Ill send my skypename there.

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>>5597559
Oh ok ;_;
Can we live in peaceful coexistence?

>>5597556
>elanna
>pretty
Cmon kayla, I'm uggo af

>>5597570
Waifu with raifu <3

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>tfw can't sleep
At least I don't feel so shitty anymore

>>5597583
yes, cause ure pretty cool stuff.

>>5597556
I thought you were a shitty person even before I knew what you looked like. You're overwhelmingly negative and it's probably the reason everyone is leaving mtfg.

>>5597581
[email protected]
Da's a throwaway.

whos the best and worst anon?
whos the best and worst trip?

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>>5597583
>Cmon kayla, I'm uggo af

>>5597567
then what do you look like bitch if you are so special.... oh wait, yep you are rawr

7 voted yes
You understand

>>5597523
Jormy or Kit

>>5597595
Rawr looks infinitely better than you could ever hope to, please fucking die.

>>5597593
best anon is me

worst anon is elanna when she drops trip and shitposts

best trip is kayla. she's so horrible that it helps everyone else look normal

worst trip is elanna for posting the same goddamn weabo pics in every post.

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>>5597593
Still voting for puddle anon & Ricky for best anon
Worst anon is the one who bullies me t b h

>>5597604
Rawr is a qt desu

>>5597592
I did the thing

>>5597556
Don't those trips get shit too though?

>>5597595
i look like a qt waifu gurl just like in my chinese cartoons.

>>5597615
HON POSTING

>>5597613
kayla is a professional victim. it's the only reason i believe she's actually a girl at all

>>5597593
ricy for best anon tbqh. worst anon would be bully anon.
there's a lot of good trip desu. best trip is hard to decide. worst trip is pleb tho, too much self-aware self-depreciating memeing..

>>5597588
You too phienchen :3
<3

>>5597595
Ain't even baiting, I know I pass, but I'm not an attractive girl by any stretch.

>Finally had a real talk with my mom about me being trans
>Shes gonna help me get official prescription for HRT
>Also said she'd help when I have to come out to my dad

I feel super relieved

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Where are you aus anon?

>>5597627
Congrats!!

>>5597626
you don't really pass at all though.

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>>5597621
Perhaps I should become a professional victim, get some money from fools who'll believe anything.

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Does it matter if I don't eat before taking my titty skittles?

>>5597634
it's easy, just get on welfare

>>5597229
Because Suporn is a vastly overblown meme that hons started pushing in the late 90s because he was the budget Chett at the time. His super special technique amounts to skipping western 80s methods to go straight to the ltest western methods, wrap it in a new name, and add some weird nerve cluster under the clit that seemingly serves no purpose besides pretending it's cutting edge.

>>5597636
you probably shouldn't eat anything at all. you're a fatty

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>>5597631
It's posts like this that make every other bully post you make seem hilarious.

>>5597634
Hasn't exactly made Kayla a lot of money, I'd advise against it.

>>5597640
I also need to set up a patreon or something so people can fund me.

>>5597640
shut up, /pol/

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>>5597511

Hey frenchfry,

It's been a while since we last spoke. I figured you were busy with work, life and newfriends.

I sure you're ups have been accompanied by some downs, but I'm happy to hear that things are basically going well for you.

With you snowed in, and me recovering in the days before school resumes, I hope that we find the time to reconnect on Skype for a bit.

Until then, stay cozy, bundled, and warm pretty girl.

Sincerely,
Anon

hi i'm from pol

i want a trap gf but i also really want to exterminate them

wat do?

>>5597643
larry claims that it's a real self lubricating vagina

>>5597650
kill urself degenerate

>>5597650
Become your trap GF and kill yourself.

>>5597102
You lying again?
You said you tried showing off to neighbor s and rolled it last night

>>5597650
>>5597656
>kill urself degenerate
yes final solution only solution to ur dilemma. go to the source: your heart~

My theory is that transwomen are all part dragon
> Threat to community
> Prone to assuming a different form to have sex with people
> In rebellion against God
> People cheer when they're killed
> Dangerous to women
> Cold blooded giant flying murder lizards

PROVE ME WRONG

>>5597645
yea, i guess you'd have to find it hilarious. you need any reason you can find to keep yourself laughing. otherwise you would have offed yourself long ago.

>>5597648
struck a nerve, eh?

>>5597656
>>5597664
>>5597658

unlike you guys i'm not prone to suicide

>>5597645
Made Brianna Wu a shit ton
Ahh fuck it
I'll just get a minimum wage job
Should be good enough desu

>>5597626
>Ain't even baiting, I know I pass, but I'm not an attractive girl by any stretch.
Yeah you are, so I don't know how you can solve your bdd but you look like an average white female.

>>5597621
>professional victim
My mom calls me the same thing, how the hell did you know that?

>>5597613
>Don't those trips get shit too though?
no where near the shit I get

>>5597604
oh rawr, how is that balding doing? still waiting tables at Ihop?

>>5597668
Kill yourself anyway

>>5597668
How big is ur dick. Are you /fit/? Let's make this happen bb

>>5597667
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN CAAANAAADAAA

>>5597665
Most trannies are poor and dragons like gold.

>tfw no /k/ or /pol/ bf/gf to operate ina woods with me.

:_:

>>5597668
I post on /pol/ a lot. I think you people are a lot more sane than the leftists. Its kind of weird to post somewhere where half of the population wants to exterminate you tho.

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>>5597674
Maybe if you went so rude then you'd have more people liking you.

>>5597668
>unlike you guys i'm not prone to suicide

>Hitler(the most /pol/ man of all) killed himself
>not prone to suicide
who do u think ur kidding

>>5597674
being a victim is the fastest growing sector in the job market. it's a huge trend, just like being a tranny

>>5597674
If we ever met I would smash your fucking teeth in.

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>tfw extremely manly face and huge man skull

>>5597685
They're edgelords. I wouldn't give a damn about LGBTs if they weren't all fucking leftists trying to destroy our civilization by any way possible, which includes letting in hundreds of thousands of muslims who want to stone them anyway.

>>5597677
No I have a daddy body. My dick is like 16 cm.

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>>5597665
>tfw dragon trapped in a woman's body trapped in a man's body

>>5597692
>tfw man hairline

>>5597692
Do you have a deformed skull like kayla

>>5597688
hitler didn't kill himself. he moved to argentina.

>>5597653
>implying I give a shit about your infantile Lily vendetta

It's real enough. Also most surgeons have lubricating result nowadays, the surgeon who started that is in Belgrade

>>5597686
>rude
being generous today, eh?

>>5597688
pol isn't nazi

>>5597694
>which includes letting in hundreds of thousands of muslims who want to stone them anyway.

I live 10 minutes away from Dortmund. I am pretty scared. I dont go out alone at all anymore, unless to uni.

>>5597684

Gold is either a metaphor for being materially focused, or it's a metaphor for wisdom. Meaning all trannies are either hedonistic or spiritualistic with nobody in between. YOU'VE DISPROVED NOTHING.

>>5597672
Brianna Wu was rich as fuck before becoming a professional internet victim, though.

>>5597692
it makes sense, considering you're a man.

>>5597694
I don't know how long a centimeter because I live in the greatest country on earth but it sounds small :(

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>>5597698
iktf

>>5597699
No that's gross, mine is just big I think.

>>5597700
>moved to a black country

man couldn't even stick to his own principals. Shameful

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>>5597694
>implying we like mudslimes

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>>5597674
>solve your bdd
Starting to suspect I may actually have bdd

>>5597667
I probably would have, being trans sucks and I'd rather see the humor in it

>>5597706
>le delusional poltard

>>5597707
>living in the pol bubble

>>5597712
6,29921 inches
google it faggot

>>5597707
good luck

try to shill against muslims, the sjws can't do anything to you anyway since you're a special snowflake to them

>>5597716
mtfgd, the effect of too much expoure to this shithole

>>5597713
Big head helps shoulders look smaller,
Or do what Kayla does and shrug in all your pic

>>5597701
lol, it's real enough? it's a mutilated penis. the only lubricant is sweat. what a joke

>>5597713
I want to fist fight with you

>>5597717
that's true though, they're mostly conservatives and they don't mind israel that much

>>5597715
>Implying you represent the lgbts

>>5597712
it's centimetre, degenerate. r comes before the e. take that teddy roosevelt monocle off, u can't go shootin' like that

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Tfw anon will never brick your jaw

>>5597702
Just putting nicely

>>5597709
Still, I heard she was making like $6000 a month at one point.

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Hi
>tfw lurking on trans threads in an attempt to pretend not having any irl friends isn't a big deal.
I have online friends now. They dont know I exist but I'm sure we're friends!

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>>5597714
but, argentina is white!
>>5597730
true desu. i don't like em.

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>>5597722
My shoulders are 16" so not too bad.

>>5597727
Do it pussy

>>5597733
tfw anon will never give you ffs with a brick

>>5597717
>getting stoned or raped in the street

>>5597719
to most people I am just a white grill though, I hope.

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>>5597716
And being in this shothole just makes it feel even worse about being trans.

>>5597696

I know that feel.

>>5597737
you've my favourite trip i've never interacted with or really noticed at all

>>5597723
>the only lubricant i sweat
Wow le so funny mehmeh

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>>5597665

A black cat waited for me to pass instead of crossing me today. Is that good luck?
>>5597733
Anons interacting with eachother through memes. Dear god, what has this website come to...

>>5597747
truth hurts, eh?

>>5597723
Do you not know how penises work or something?

>>5597756
if you think a carved up piece of foreskin can lube you up the way a real vagina does, then you're a complete fucking idiot.

have you ever seen a vagina in real life before? or only in your yuri cartoons?

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Anybody else notice how much guys lie about their height?
I'm 5'11 and yet I've seen men the same height as me claim to be 6'1 or 6'2.

>>5597716
>Starting to suspect I may actually have bdd
well boo hoo, its all in your head, you pass and you even bragged about being a bridesmaid. You have it made in life, sure you may not see it like that but here let me tell you, your fine so now go be free, you are no longer a worm but now a butterfly.

>>5597746
Awweshucks
I knew i was popular and just had some sort of socialization dismorphia

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>tfw you look like this with long hair and people say you pass

Hugboxing is the worst.

>>5597761
>foreskin
>INSIDE the vagina

who does that

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Elanna you were a bridesmaid?? I wanna be in a wedding!!

>>5597763
elanna doesn't pass, kayla. we know you're delusional, but just stop this now.

she's such a vicious cunt that everyone has to hugbox her in real life.

>>5597773
this dude went hardcore and got a full circumcision. he walks around with a bloody meatstick

>>5597773
uncut heterosexual males?

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>>5597763
I want to hit you with a car

>>5597776
Hey I am jealous of her too anon but snapping at people never did anything, well except for snapping at maddie because fuck maddie

>>5597762
Noticed this too
One of my friends is a little taller than me claiming he is 6 foot 4 while I'm 5'11"

>>5597763
>boo hoo
And you wonder why people don't like you

>>5597783
why would anybody be jealous of elanna? you're just jealous of everybody because it's part of being a professional victim.

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>>5597721
Idk, before I started posting here I legitimately thought I looked like an ugly boy, so it's probably not mtfgd.

>>5597743
It does, but reddit or tumblr makes me feel even worse desu

>>5597763
All that stuff doesn't matter if I cant see it though, how can I be happy when my mind clearly isn't healthy? Also, shopping for bridesmaids dresses just reminded me of how enormous I am.

>>5597774
Coming next September yeah, I went dress shopping over Christmas.

>>5597761
Do you think it more likely that someone, ANYONE here hasnt experienced a vagina, or that your knowledge of srs is insufficient for you to take part in this discussion?
>>5597783
Anyone else you wanna say fuck to? Could we get it over with now instead of spending the entire day on it?

>>5597766
If you can stomach it, go to /pol/, and post a pic pretending to be cis female. If they don't believe it's you, then you probably pass. If they call you crossdressing faggot, you need more work.

>>5597762
it's due to the societal pressure that women put on men to not be short. short men are seen as inferior. they've been bullied by women so much about it that they feel the need to lie

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>>5597792
Maybe if I wasn't so ugly, people have said I pass but I feel like it's hugboxing.