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Why aren't you husbando mode yet?
>I'm in this chinese restaurant with this qt
>Eating our food just chatting away
>Suddenly guy at table next to us starts hitting on my date
>Asks his name, starts saying he's cute and how he's just his type etc.
>"Dude back the fuck off he's mine"
>"Lol I don't see your name on him"
>"No but you'll see my foot on your face if you don't shut the fuck up"
>Guy is visibly taken aback gets up and leaves without saying a word
>Qt thanks me for sticking up for him and leans over to kiss me
It really pissed me off at the time but looking back now it was hilarious.
richer than most humans, but poor by even redneck standards
>things that really happened
The world. Think about it.
There are so few sustainable countries out there while most of Africa and South America are economically disadvantaged. Not to mention all the other countries that are pretty poor in this world.
>why would i want to lie to get attention on the internet
yep, your motives sure are inscrutable :^)
dumb myopic attentionwhore - if youre going to lie for attention, at least do it in an entertaining way. This is just embarassing - what would your parents think if they could see you arguing over a fiction of your own invention?
well you did say that you literally only come here to shitpost
just saying, there no need to get all butthurt
I AM UGLY AS SIN!
HIDEOUS AS THE NIGHT!
THOUGH THROUGH FAMILIARITY!
I HOPE TO RATED HIGH!
I can only imagine how ugly you must look like to consider him.
kill yourself senpai
Still in college, working part time job, broke af desu
Anyone else here use glorious, magnificent ear plugs during sleep?
Shits so cash. I sleep through my cats meowing at night, family watching TV at night, family getting ready before I wake up (seriously there's somebody in my house who leaves for work at 5:30 am.
I wake up like a queen every morning desu
First Bowie dies, someone that worked with Trent Reznor. Then Rickman dies, someone that looked like Renor. They were both 69.
I'm guessing Reznor is gonna die next.
Did this yesterday, 20 minutes. What you guys think?
>tfw just got went to a maths club for the first time and already made 2 new friends
This is so much better than trying to make friends the normie way, holy shit
if only one of them was gay....
B. correct toiletpaper is the most common product stolen by black people during riots
I find it very annoying that you keep saying Maths when the plural form of Math is Math. There is no change. There is no 's' added at the end. You're so god damn annoying I don't know why I don't expect better from you.
>I don't know why I don't
You're wrong and retarded at the same time. Congrats.
The US is the only standard English in the world. UK English is bastardized and wrong. US is the English capital of the world and everyone must and will speak American English on an AMERICAN WEBSITE.
p.s. Snape is DEAD
Why would she absorb the life force of her fellow Reptilians?
I know it's you, only you use that reaction image.
Pic related is my 10/10 ideal.
>tfw find ultimate qt an he's actually gay
>tfw he's only into balding, fat, old men. ;_;
My 2nd bf was muscular and very handsome guy. I thought to myself the first few months of dating that I struck the jackpot. I didn't know what he saw in me since I was fat 4 years younger and cute, but not really handsome like him. Later near the end of the relationship I slip into his porn collection on his computer. All of them are old, extremely fat/obese guys, most of them were grandpa or great grandpa age. I nearly puked when I found out he only liked be because I was fat, but he dumped me because he was secretly cheating on me with older uglier fatter guys than me. Most disturbing relationship I've ever had.
Absolutely Disgusting. You're disgusting and I hate you for drawing this, not because you have talent because it's obvious you don't, but because you find women's bodies attractive. You disgusting freak.
People don't draw nudes because it gives them a boner. If you can't appreciate the beauty of the human form, be it male or female, then I'm sorry, you're a pleb. Probably autistic too.
depends on if the stretch marks are from being fat or being muscular. If you're muscular stretch marks aren't gross. If you're fat well obviously it's gross and you should be ashamed of yourself.
he will end up slitting your throat at night because of his mental illness will trick him into thinking you're making fun of him when you laugh. He'll think you don't really like him and that you're only using him as a joke. Then you'll be dead just like all the other's he's thought of killing, but never got to killing them because they were creeped out by him and stopped talking to him.
why would you want to be in a relationship with a severely dysfunctional and unlikeable person like me, who has managed to push away ALL his friends as his social anxiety grew worse? It would take me a very long time to be able to even relax around you.
I'm pretty lonely myself, I know that feel. I am not however that socially retarded. I can be quite social I think. I don't have that anxiety anymore.
>It would take me a very long time to be able to even relax around you.
I'd like to give it my best shot, anon.
I kinda like having those "soft" boners though. Also I barely feel anything in my balls anymore, so I out of necessity I am into domination, bdsm and pain.
Also I can definetly still cum.
Not him but let me tell you both the safest way. Create a skype acc with little to no detail for safety (i.e. if someone else on this thread decides to use the information you gave here).
After you are sure the person you're talking on skype is actually him, THEN you exchange information.
Niq you almost don't look like a girl in this pic
literally the worst day of my entire week I think. I was thinking the other day who next might die and thought of him and Morrissey
but still I'm not sad. how it is that I only feel like it's a bad think that they died? I didn't know them, but i'm still not sad. does this make sense
RIP alan rickman and david bowie. i was in the shower when mom told me david bowie died and i didnt believe it, then i saw it on the news
i only care a little bit, but not much and not all the time. i would be much sadder if morrissey died, thats for sure
now he just needs to bulk up and become a muscle bear.
Why would you want whites dna to survive when they are superior and will always over power blacks intellectually even when out numbered physically?
Except for those giant pig cheeks.
But now that I think about it they make storing fat easier and train my jaw through the extra weight on my face.
Also my "cuck" expression makes sure to initimdate all the niggers and syrian invaders from raping any women.
if only you could die in your sleep to end your misery
Oh no I'm not depressed/suicidal (anymore) and I'm not even really that lonely what with friends and all. It's more frustrating than upsetting, I guess. The idea of a relationship is just so nice, but the realities of finding and starting one are shit.
you can follow judaism without being ethnically jewish but the two are strongly correlated
jews have mostly mostly been around europe for centuries now tho naturally there is going to be a mix of genetics in modern day jews
It's true that most people lie to make themselves look better physically, mentally, etc. when telling stories, when in reality they're cowards, idiots, and ugly. Most of them have delusions of grandeur so in their mind they are courageous, smart and attractive
>cleaning up cat puke
>too lazy to throw puke covered paper towels in the trash, getting nausea waves
>put paper towel in toilet
>toilet clogs from cat puke
>roof starts leaking
>a chunk of my ceiling just fell down in the living room
this would have been easier to explain if I had just clogged the toilet with poop
Anyone else raised in a super religious home and occasionally feel like they "didn't do enough" to try to be straight? I know it's all BS, but when you're around family long enough telling you it's a choice and if you don't repent you're going to hell, it can sometimes throw you off when you were indoctrinated to believe that stuff from the moment you were born.
How do others deal with it?
i hate socialists like you.
"im not rich" i may have running water, food, electricity, the internet, a primary/secondary education, a vehicle, a computer but im not rich I WANT MORE!
Who says I want more? Who's not to say I'm happy being at the financial rating I'm currently at. Just because I say that it's rigged doesn't mean I say it's fake in every way. I implied that the website is misleading and not accurate.
You don't or talk white. You look and talk like a child. You're also a drug addict loser. You're honestly a pretty pathetic person if I am going to be honest about my opinions toward you. Grow up little guy.
is this f'real life son? you're the guy holding the camera?
>mfw my computer is shitting itself because I have 300 pages of porn open
In my experience, Northern Ireland is just cute hicks. For someone with a weak spot for white trash, it was a nice vacation.
If Spain is really full of swarthy bears, that might have to be the next place I go.
Webpages that are already open take a few seconds to load.
Some times my mouse lags.
Some times writing also lags.
Chaturbate is objectively better than cam4.
He's in shit murica land, but probably spanish speaking.
Im leaving for the military in two months. I was thinking about getting a dakimakura so when I come home I have someone that gives a shit about me.
My friends think im autistic because of this and want me to go out and meet real people but I hate people and love my tulpa.
Does anybody know these feels?
I feel sad because I don't collect enough of my one true love. I don't have any merchandise and I just download everything. I can't wait until I get more money so I can make a shrine but I won't be getting serious money until like five or six years later. We might break up by than .__.
I can't imagine my life without my love...
lol, so "not being a bottom" means that you hysterically run away from penis like some cartoon lady reacting to a mouse?
>eat deviled egg potato salad and roasted chicken
>fart 20 min after eating
>rancid rotten egg smell
Jesus that's rank!
It's like he's explaining my entire thought process in one post.
You've just come to this conclusion now? I knew this shit when they first started posting.
>had sex with females
>you can't be around straight people very long
and you can stand being around gay people longer than 20 minutes? I can't stand being around both straights or gays. Straight people are boring as hell, but at least straight people aren't as annoying as gays.