Husbando Mode General /husbando/

>>35579356
Is the physique Lascek is rocking here post-oly transition?

Anyone know what he does for chest? I'm assuming he still benches since his goal is not competing.

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>>35579373

It's from the Paelo for lifters cover. Not sure..

>>35579373
this is from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jau1yKl4K9Q

which was uploaded summer 2012

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justin is my oneitus

life is suffering

>>35579739

Iktfb. No homo. What bodyfat percentage is he here? 15%?

>>35579776
sounds about right

>>35579356

Stabil

Why isn't this just called gay partner mode
?

I mean it's 2015+1 , you can be open about wanting to suck cock

>>35581500
We have to be inclusive so our straight friends don't get left out.

>>35581516

This is such obviously overly gay aesthetic , that i doubt straight guys would find it inspirational , unless they are gay for pay.

But anyway , I don't give a fuck.

Happy current year

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>>35581500
>>35581534
>>35581516

Yeah it's an aesthetic that's popular with gay men. But lots of us straight (or as straight as it gets for /fit/) brahs like it as it has an old fashioned masculinity, is realistically achieveable, and more fun than ottermode and bodybuilder mode.

Especially for slightly older fitizens (say 25+) who aren't as focused on directly lifting for girls as they're a bit older, more mature, maybe have gfs, not so concerned with hooking up with teen girls wanting abs etc. No homo.

>>35581534
there are always some straight guys in these threads

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>>35581534
>i don't give a fuck
>let me take the time to give my opinion on a matter that's objectively not interesting to me

gtfo hunty

>>35581915
>>35581534
It's for straight guys who've realized that there's no sense in getting a big bubble ass if no one is going to eat it for you.

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>>35583170
Rimjobs are weird, though.

>>35579356
I'm always confused by these threads. I find husbando mode attractive, but aren't the routines/diets just bodybuilding/hypertrophy while eating more or less whatever you want?

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>>35583210
I'm sorry your ass hasn't been treated the way it should, Anon.

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>>35583260
Yes, pretty much.
It's just a higher than normal bf%.

>>35583309
It's just a weird feeling, once i even got ticklish.
Never fucked a guy that was really into them either.

This is my mode.

Apparently I'm quite stocky. Guy messaged me on grindr saying he saw me at the supermarket and I'm more stocky than he thought.

>people say stocky means fat
>but people call me skinny all the time
>wtf

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Love the simplicity of this look and how most guys can achieve it. Eat well, lift heavy, get a sharp haircut, grow some facial hair. Compared to all these faggy effeminate looks straight guys are told to look like for women with ottermode etc, it's ironic actual faggots now look more manly. No homo. Straight dudes need to start looking like this again too.

>>35586100
>it's ironic actual faggots now look more manly

How is that ironic

>tfw short torso and long legs so this will look weird with my body type

At least I can dream, right?

>>35585209
>RISE N GRIND
>NO DAYS OFF

Cringed so hard

>>35586100
Dominek scherl only dates muscledaddies

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>>35586112

Well I thought it was

>>35583518
Post pic, anon. We need to see this stockyness.

>>35583518
should have called him a fag

>>35583518
stocky is a euphemism for fat, like curvy is for women. Originally it means thick and solid like a tree trunk:
>stock, n. - Old English stocc "stump, post, stake, tree trunk, log," also "pillory" (usually plural, stocks), from Proto-Germanic *stukkaz "tree trunk"

>>35583309
That ass is an entrée, fuck

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What routines people running for this? MadCow here withna ton of accessories

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>>35583170

>eating a muscular bubble butt with decent fat / muscle ratio

literally the best feeling in the world

>>35588552
>dat ass
>those feminine thighs
>skateboard in the background
This is so very wrong. Would still tap dat ass tho.

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>>35588624

>Feminine thighs
>clearly visible quad sweep and hamstrings

bumping with a /fit/ classic

>>35588673
>clearly visible quad sweep and hamstrings
>Implying this is not visible on /fit/ grils.
Do you even use eyes, gayboi

>>35581534

I am a straight guy and I find these bodies attractive. Looks real, manly, natural, based Justin ideal goal body.

Most girls dont even love all muscled up bodybuilders, heck only thing you need are abs..

I remember reddit thread about BF which came to frontpage and most normies, including girls didnt really love the shredded sick cunt look.

Also husbando is easier to achieve, lift heavy compounds, do some acessory work and est. Thats all, while bodybuilding really requires total diet control etc..

>>35588840
Also reminds me of the video when dude showed the picture of Bradley Martin and Dom Mazzeti( both shirtless selfies) to group of uni girls and asked which body they liked most.

>uhh they both have abs so same

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>>35588811
>Do you even use eyes, gayboi

I don't look at women

:^)

>>35588869

Women have shit taste

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>>35588914
Thought so

>>35588673
Who is this sin djin

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>iit: straight guys saving pictures of almost naked men in their computers

wew.

>>35589045

Welcome to /fit/.

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I started doing Texas with his tips yesterday with hopes that one day I may look like my hero, Justin.

>>35581653
this is me desu senpai

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>>35583309
>>35586100
>>35586696
>>35588186

need/10

>>35588673

See attached.

>>35589104

D'aw.

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>>35589061
Been here for a while, still find it hilarious that my fapping folder might be smaller than some straight guy's no homo folder.

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>>35589149
That nipple pinch
Hnng

Seriously at what point did things switch and gay dudes started liking manly men and women started liking dudes who look like teen girls? It's all very confusing when you think about it. These guys look more like men then men in straight dudes style magazines etc..

>>35589391
Everybody got daddy issues.

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>>35589391

gay dudes ALWAYS have been liking manly men

I'm into dudes because I'm attracted by masculinity, muscles, big legs, bubble butts, sexual energy

those are all things that could be summarized as gay

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>>35589391
You're not very well informed about gay culture.
It has always been like this.

Have you ever seen vintage gay magazines?
It's always been about masculine men.
Which makes perfect sense.
If gay men were attracted to feminine features or femininity they would just be straight, breh.

As to why women prefer more gentle or fem looking men, there's recent studies on sexuality that suggest a 80-90% of women might be bisexual, while it's about 20-30% for men.
That could be it.

>>35589451

What s pretty manlet.

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>>35589477

being a manlet isn't bad when you're gay

a /fit/ manlet looks bigger, beefier and is easier to throw around in bed

they're also more down to earth (literally)

>you too can have a bf, manlet

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>>35589552
It's too bad all the joocy manlets i've met are bottoms.

Not enough tops near me.

>>35589552
Yes, but only if gay. Manlets are scientifically proven to repell qt3.14 gf's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR3YR1ZTonc

>>35589569

>tfw I watched that hole video

It wasn't even one of the better ones :3
>he's a hot manlet though

>>35589451
>>35589552
>tfw top
>tfw huge weakness for /fit/ manlets

>>35589149
Sauce? And more please

>>35589458
TV programs like Queer eye for the Straight guy and the gay drama series with FBI man (actually series for straight binge eating women) fucked it all up.

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>>35590054
>gay drama series with FBI man

Which one is that? Doesn't ring a bell.

>>35589552
>a /fit/ manlet looks bigger, beefier and is easier to throw around in bed

I know this feel. I just wish my bf was gentler when he tossed me around.

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>>35589552
>>35591503
Stop making me feel these feels

>>35589706
>tfw bottom
>huge weakness for thick manlets

>>35591542
Stop self-posting, Ann.

how many of you faggot would suck my dick if I looked like lascek

>>35591841
>if

>>35591841
Lascek is a manlet, so I believe you would be doing all the sucking

>>35591841
get out fatty.

>>35591802
Lol Wasn't me this time. I would have looked for a better pic.

>>35592206
Did you find one?

>>35592272
Nope. I'm at work. Also like 50+ pounds away from being husbando mode.

>>35592206
I have failed you annii ;_;

>>35592399
You tried, and that's them most important thing. <3

>>35592468
What is a twink transman doing in my husbando thread?

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>>35592399

Anyone building husbando mode with some Oly work? I'm doing front squats and cleans as accessories for MadCow and happy with the results. Need to learn the Oly lifts.

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Do I need roids for this?

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Someone post Annie's pancake ass desu ne.
I can't find it.

>>35592468
>amateurs

>>35592616
Probably.
>>35592690
Pls no bully.

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>>35592468
>>35592690

What's this husbando routine? 5x5 with some accessories?

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>>35592752
Nofap is officially over

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>>35592923

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>>35592690
:^)

>sure

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>>35592937
>tumblr gifs

brah looks like u need some better material

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You're meant to give tips on attaining husbando mode and its aesthetics you homos. Not just post pics of dudes ffs. What about hairstyles? I see short mohawks and also upper cuts are in now. Or just stick with classic buzzcut?

>>35593057
>dat ass
This one gets me every time.

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>>35593069
Disgusting.

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>>35593069
anything short works for me desu, as long as it wasn't done poorly. just find a chick who knows what she's doing

not many people can pull off a mohawk though. your pic included

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>pancake ass

>>35593452
A sad sad little ass

...why is husbando mode associated with fags? im not a fag and this is what im aiming for

>>35593452
SQATS 'N' OS

>>35593497
because only fags find it attractive

>>35593497
Gay men like masculine features
That said, this thread should be moved to /hm/

>>35593471
You're posting yourself aren't you, handsome.

>>35593535
I wish

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>>35593497
Because it's a gay meme, you retard.
It's literally the equivalent of calling some woman waifu material.

>>35593558
he means the look not the name you fag

>>35586599
Nah people know who I am from my pics and I post them too often.

>>35586704
I guess I should have. He invited me round because he wants to massage me.

>>35586897
>stocky is a euphemism for fat
I asked him what he meant and he said:

"Young+gym fit=very sexy"

Ja...

I always just thought it meant I've got a solid build as I'm a shorty and quite broad. I was asked by one of the rugby coaches at high school whether I played rugby when I didn't he said:

"You should, you have the body for it".

That was well before I lifted and when I was well on my way to becoming obese...

>>35593570
It's the same thing, fagboi.
Husbando mode is a gay fit meme about Cockov and Steve, pushed by the Gay Agenda.

>>35593452
Not quite that bad anymore.
Still pretty bad though.

>>35593634
lets see it lil guy

>>35593558
No you fucking retard.
Women and fags got jealous of dudes calling anime and 3D girls waifu so the started making up the husbando thing.

It's 99% women but they get off to and like to pretend to be fags online because they're losers.

Got it dumbass?
Good.

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>>35593634
Why u lie?

>>35593696
I thought I saw improvement. Must just be in my head.

>>35593696
>>35593452
it's not that bad. it's just not perky

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>>35593714
Just messing with you, Annie.
It's a cute butt.

>>35593619
>Nah people know who I am from my pics and I post them too often.
>I've got a solid build as I'm a shorty and quite broad
Are you mr 65 inches?

>>35593876
>65 inches
No, I don't think so? It's not not too far off...

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>>35593897
Post pics.

>>35593955
This

>>35593629

Fuck off /pol/tard with your conspiracy shit. OP here. I'm straight (by /fit/ standards). This is a great look for dudes who don't care about trying to impress teen girls with their abs. It's more like classic bodybuilding with a focus on size and health. It just happens to be a mode popular with faggots because young girls prefer twinks & ottermodes.

>>35593558

Within the context of /fit/ Husbando Mode has a specific meaning. See OP. This is like how within the context of /fit/ otter mode has a specific meaning and isn't to do with furry water animals or body builder has nothing to do with a dude who works in construction.

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>>35593955
>>35593972
Well here's an old pic.

>>35593815

A bunch of my friends said that I look like jai courtney except I need blue eyes and more facial hair.

>at least I'm taller than him ;-;

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>>35593994
>>calls Klokov Cockov
>/pol/tard

you're an idiot OP.

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>>35594016
Are you qt kiwi manlet?

>>35594044
>kiwi manlet?
Lol, see what I mean?

Too well known.

>>35594053
stats?

>>35594059
5'7 and about 75kg.

Might bulk for a bit...because I really want that husbando mode.

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>>35594053
You're famous birthing hips boi.

>>35594053
You've built some muscle, bb

>>35594087
Yeah, that's me.

>>35594088
>y-you too

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>>35594122

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>>35594122
You still haven't posted ass, birthing hips.

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memes aside, do you gay guys find scooby sexy?

>>35594153
This

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>>35594154
He's my dad's age, so no.
If i was 40-something, i'd probably lust for his cock, though.

Also, his whole life is goals.

>>35594154
i don't. im even a sucker for average faces but his is just too repulsive for me. that, plus his voice.

sorry scoobs

>>35589458
some of us are into twinks and feminine boys, but that's as feminine as we go.

>>35594154
Yes.
>tfw you'll never use Scooby's pecs as a pillow

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>>35594154
goobert was quite handsome when he was younger, I'd say more handsome with body hair as well

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>>35594205
Only twinks and fembois are into twinks and fembois.

>>35594154
not really, his pecs seem weird also butterface

>>35594153
>>35594160
Because it looks like shit, I need to work on it.

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>>35594202
Who is this marvelous creature
i want to marry him.

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>>35594265
he ded bitch

>>35594260
I don't believe you, you hairy beast. Post ass.

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>>35594280

>>35594265
shruglife he is kill

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>>35594260
Ok, ok, I got one pic but it might be too rude for this board and I can't be fagged uploading it to img.

Fuck it, here it is.

>>35594305
Thank you, handsome

>>35594154
>>35594231
I only like 1984 scoob.

>>35594231
1991 is best Scooby

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>>35594305
Ready for breeding.

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>>35594305

So what would the perfect height/weight/bf% be for husbando mode?

And what routine would be the best to reach husbando mode regardless of height?

>>35594305
more ass pics, fuccboi

>a guide to getting your thread deleted

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>>35594380

15% bodyfat. SS (make sure to do the accessories from week 4 like it fucking tells you to) -> Texas Method -> Texas Method with some Oly work. Do HIIT or ideally barbell complexes for conditioning. Maybe some starting strongman training.

>>35594087
>those fucking eyes

So, aside from all the gay-chat, does anyone have any good husbando mode routines?

>>35594564
Texas method

>>35581653
Grills want abs.

Women want ass.

>>35582136
Ah yes. The ol 5 o'clock chest shadow

>>35585209
im fucking jelly no lie

>>35594679
>fucking jelly
Does it feel nice?

>>35594244
>tfw your pics are posted in a husbando thread
>tfw the post got dubs

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>>35595890
You're a honorary husbando, since you're not there yet.

>>35595925
Thanks brah, it's an honour

You guys literally sit here looking at pictures of dudes. loooooooool

>>35594175
Not a single leg was trained ... So sad

>>35596894

they mostly do swimming, and a decent amount of running, so their body makes sense

>>35594231
2001 scooby *-*

>>35596716

Welcome to /fit/.

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>>35596716
And you don't? What a faggot.

>>35594016
I want to wrestle you

>>35594625
literal perfection

>>35593057

he's so fucking hot and he doesn't have a single clue that so many guys would be up on his dick in a heartbeat

it's sad but this is such a big motivation to get swole, to get guys like him AND to LOOK like him and feel other closet gays lusting after me

hold me /fit/

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>>35594231

>1984
first gay teenage love
>1991
cocky guy that looks good but isn't actually gay
>2001
the first time you fell really hard for a guy, hot, sweaty, passionate sex 7 days a week
his face isn't all that pretty but his body hits all your spots
>2003-2015
the same guy when you marry 2001
he'll never be that pretty again but he still is a loving husband and monster in bed

Any straight dudes left itt who want to be husbando mode? Any tips from you gaybros? This is so the best mode. Girls have the worst taste in men. No homo.

>>35599726
I'd like that.

>tfw not all other fags like rough housing

>>35579356
Do we really need one of these threads all the time?
Even as a fag, there is nothing to talk about.

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>>35604142

There's pictures to post. No homo. Anyone itt to strongman type training for husbando mode?

Serious question, how /gay/ is /fit/?

>>35605609
Some polls some weeks ago told us that around 30%-40% if also counting biscum.

>>35604115
You are a naughty puppy, aren't you?

>>35586112
gays are stereotyped as being extremely feminine and flamboyant in the US.
I find it funny that the closest thing to women on this board is gay men.

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>>35605634
biscum genocide when

>>35605609
probably at least double the average. i'd say around 6%

>>35605719
I guess I am.

Do I need to be chained up in the backyard?

>>35606149
g-guys

stop, this is a no-fap zone

>>35606190
>this is a no-fap zone
That's ok, anon, there's ways to make you nut without you stroking that hot dick of yours.

I could show you...

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>>35606190
Speak for yourself breh

>>35606303
Fuck, that's the body I want.

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Is pic related husbando mode? What can I do to build up a core like that?

Currently I only get my core work through compound lifts. Would ab rollers be a good addition? Or torture twists?

>>35606303
Twink face

>>35606137
>thinks average homo population is 3%

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>>35606137
>6%
>average

anon I believe the average is a bit higher than just 3%...

>>35606381
What's wrong with a twink face?

>>35606603
Nothing, just doesn't fit with the body

>>35589706

Iktf.

>>35591503

Cute af.

>>35591841

> implying I suck weiners

>>35592690

DAT
ASS

>>35593057

DAT
ASS
ALSO

>>35594154

No.

>>35594265

Iktf.

>>35594280
>>35594298

How? I've heard brief stories, but not sure what to believe.

>>35594244

Twink top reporting ;^)

>>35604324

Who is this semen demon?

>>35606014

Never.

>>35606369

Too high bf. Ab rollers goat.

>>35605723

This. Maybe it's as I'm an oldfag but everything is upside down. Actual faggots look manly and tough like in this thread. While girls want boys who look like women. What the fuck happened?

>>35606751
>Implying anything changed.

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These threads don't belong on /fit/, hunties.

It's only image shitposting, with no actual fitness advice.

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>>35606836

>>35606836
Fuck off. Make America Great Again. With twinks.

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>>35606860
twinks should all die desu. masc4masc mustardrace

i'm just amazed with mods' faggotry that they haven't deleted this thread yet.

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>>35606900

> twinks should all die

This has to be the most retarded logic ever, and so typical to come from a moronic muscular man who's so far up his own arse, he can't see where he's going. Everyone starts off as a twink.

I'm a twink, but it doesn't mean I want to stay this way. Nor am I stereotypically feminine, and I don't suck or take cock. Get used to it.

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>>35606933
>not fem
>don't suck or take cock
>twink
>lurks gay threads 24/7

wew lad, at least you didn't claim hetero.

>>35606933
real gays don't like twinks
get lost breeder

Are those types of bodies attainable natty? Those are basically my goal bodies.

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>>35606989
>those types of bodies attainable natty?

Depends on what type of body you're referring to.
For example, Cockov isn't but Justin is.

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>>35606960
>>35606975

I'm bisexual, just an unconventional variation of it. Check out the Kinsey scale.

>>35606989

Yes.

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>>35607012
>bisexual

P U R E F I L T H, famiry.

>>35607010
I find the pattern the wet hair makes pretty interesting.

>>35607012
>biscum

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>>35607029
>>35607056

>>35607010
The one you have is like what i want to have. What path do i follow?

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This is now a twink thread

>>35607201

That's a twunk.

>>35607234
It's a /fit/ twink

wow this thread really went to shit in the last 100 posts, rip

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Twink scum can fuck off to their own thread. What are basic accessories alongside Texas Method for Husbando Mode?

Side raises for delts
Ab wheel for core
Chin-ups, wide grip pull ups, dips for arms etc
Bicep curls
Skullcrushers
Incline flyes for some chest hypertrophy

Just those plus the big barbell compounds should get Husbando mode aesthetics right?

Also will straight women really not like husbando mode? Do you need to look like a twink or ottermode to get a qt3.14 gf?

>>35579356
Why is it husbando instead of husband?

>>35608754
>o
Because they make us orgasm.

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>>35581534
Meh.

I find it, you know, ACTUALLY masculine. It's my residual self image. I'll never have the waist to be 'aesthetic' either. Always been into strongman too, so it's a no brainier for me.

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>thiswillneverbeyoufit

>>35610954
Lol the thread almost was done and then you posted this.

Why you trying to keep this up?

>surprised it hasn't been deleted by now

>>35593057
as a heterosexual male this is just nice to look at. dem hams son

>>35601248
I'm pretty sure he's aware that homos are all over his dick

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>>35606960
>>35606900
>mfw I'm a twink
>mfw I'm secretly a massive fag
>pretty fem
>gonna steal your masc muscular boys : ^)
>nothing you can do about it

>>35612510
post pics homo

>>35612587

No twinks!

>>35612510
Pics, fuccboi

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>>35612587
>>35612684

>>35612718
mirin pecs breh, routine?

Fresh Steve. How do you think he trains? Natty or not?

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>>35613471
>Steve will newer look at you like that while you give him a blowjob

>>35612718
nice tits
mirin

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Best routine for husbando mode? Texas Method, MadCow or something else? No homo.

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>>35612510
> this body >>35612718
>>secretly massive fag

I have news for you, tranny-kun.

>>35604115

I know that feel.

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Based Justin. What have you done and eaten today to get husbando mode? I ate two tins of tuna, sardines, mackerel, pasta, cheese, & vegetables. Then spent nearly 3 hours doing HIIT, barbell strength training (squats, OHP, deadlift, front squats) and some accessories for chest, delts, arms, & core. We're all gonna make it brahs.

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Gay guys have so much better taste than girls. No homo.

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>>35617439
>trash tattoos

pls no.

>>35617517

A few tatts are fine you autist. It's the emo style sleeves and shit that is for queeny faggots.

>>35615736
Talked to one boy and I said:

"You look like the type of fag that likes it rough and dirty".

His reply?

"Put off, not interested anymore".

>i just want a boy to hold down, tease for being hard as fuck as I spit in his mouth as I kiss him

>>35617517
Is that you, anon?

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>>35617576

See as a straightbro I want a woman that likes it soft and gentle. But every woman you meet wants it rough and dirty. The always want you to treat them like a slut, hold them down, tease them for being wet, and spit on them or piss on them when you just want to kiss.

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>>35617553
I don't care if someone has tats, but if you have cheap, awfully made tats it just means you are T R A S H.

>>35617594
Nah, a qt from a cbt over here.

>>35617576
Can already tell you're a bottom into watersports.

>>35617645
>Can already tell you're a bottom into watersports.
Nope.

>>35617628
Well, being rough isn't always what I want but I do like teasing.

>cuddling a qt boy
>he's hard as diamonds
>rub my hand over his dick, he's precuming
>"Fuck you're gay, bro"
>kiss him
>pull him in tighter because he's obviously enjoying being held by his bro.

>>35617645
>I don't care if someone has tats, but if you have cheap, awfully made tats it just means you are T R A S H.
so if someone has "cheap awfully made tats", you do care about it
nice logic

>>35617756

Why can't I meet a qt3.14 gf to do this to me? Baaawwwww

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>>35617756
>Nope.
Don't lie to me you piss thirsty degenerate.

>>35617795
fuck off

>>35581534
Nah mate, I'm straight and I like these threads. ~15% and 90 kg is about my goal at 6'0". Much easier to maintain than sub 10%.

>>35618247

This. Fuck being sub 10%. As a natty it's fucking miserable.

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See this is what a man should look like. Fuck twinks and bbers.

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is this husbando mode?

>>35618988

A bit too high bf for husbando mode. That's more traditional gay bear mode. Husbando mode would be that if he cut. Maybe also trim but not waxed or shaved off the bodyhair.

>>35618988
No, that's a bear.

>>35581534
I'm straight and husbando mode is my goal body

>>35619097

OP here. Ditto. That's why I started the thread. Seeing sub 10% ottermode and bbers get posted on /fit/ all the time gets depressing man if you're a regular dude who want's to be strong but not powerlifter or strongman fat, or not the horrificness of cutting to single digit bf like a bber. It's an ideal and healthy middle ground. No homo.

>>35619247
It's a kind of lumberjack/caveman aesthetic, you know what I mean?

>>35619077
>implying bears can't be husbandos

>>35619596

Read OP faggot. Husbando MODE. Do you also think ottermode involves dressing like a furry and bodybuilders work in construction?

>>35579356
What do I even do to get this thick and juicy other than lift heavy and eat right for long enough? Pray I have the genetics for this look?

>>35619465

Yes. No homo. When I was a kid in the 80s gays were feminine and emasculated men. And it was straight dudes who were healthy and manly like this.

Now gay dudes have the more manly ideals and straight girls want twinky boys who look like little girls. Wtf happened? I blame High School Musical and Glee. Fucking Glee.

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>>35619596
They can.
It's just that the twink mafia of /fit/ decide that husbando mode is an actual thing, not just a buzzword.

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>>35619700

90% of dudes have the genetics for husbando mode. That's the beauty of it. And yes it's that simple. Lead a healthy and fun lifestyle. Lift heavy, do some cardio, don't drink too much or smoke cigarettes (the odd cigar for special occasions is probably fine if not encouraged), and enjoy your food (whole natural foods not junk like chips or pizza).

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>>35619247
>Ditto

are you trying to tell me that you made this thread and you're straight? lmfao

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>>35619702

>>35619749

Otters are small water rodents. Otter mode is a body type. Husbandos are the gay equivalent of a waifu. Husbando mode is a body type. Does that clear it up you autist?

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>>35619702
>80s gays were feminine and emasculated men

Fuck off, kunt kween.
You remember 80s gay as fem, because that's the only image that your hetero media wanted to broadcast and faggots that weren't complete flamers didn't want to be out due to the AIDS epidemic stigma.

>>35619749
>twink mafia
Pretty sure it's just one retard

>>35619806
Why is Freddie always so sweaty?

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>>35619811
It's the same twink faggot trying to push husbando mode as a thing spamming this threads, pretending like they actually belong on /fit/, just to shitpost images of Justino and Steve.

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>>35619827
Probably because running around on a stage for 2h+ hours can get kinda sweaty.

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> tfw gay
> mix of jealousy, admiration and lust as I see these pictures
> want to achieve husbando mode and acquire husbando
/fit/ has a better taste on men than any other 4chinz board. Food for thought.

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>>35620060

I swear I'm as straight as it gets for /fit/. I just find it miserable seeing all these ultra low bodyfat looks in aesthetic threads as well as fat dudes in strength threads. Husbando mode may be gay but it's and ideal mid point.

>>35620060
Post pics ofyou, pls, homo.

>>35620132
I'm still far from achieving husbando mode senpai-chan. I'm not at all impressive despite being of a healthy weight and not looking bad.

>>35620121
I think that a lot of /fit/'s userbase has a really distorted image of what "most" people think is nice. Yeah, being ottermode or even an insane stronglifter is IMPRESSIVE, but... Well, at least to me it doesn't seem attractive. Also, I think these people forget that a bit of fat and some muscle is great for cuddles, makes the body firm but kinda soft and comfy.

>>35620196
Yeah so post pics.

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>>35620196
brit twinks gtfo

>>35620259

True but from experience young girls simply do prefer abs and that skinny/slim twinky ottermode look over the beefy rugged husbando mode look. Which is a pain in the ass if you're a straight guy.

>>35620303
Being straight is in many ways so shitty. Most women just have such a shit taste and unreasonable expectations.
Of course, being bestsexual also comes with a lot of hardships, but it's worth it. Gays are the god tier sexuality.

>>35620265
> twinks
Don't defile this thread with such a disgusting word.

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300th for PURE HOMOSEX MASTER RACE.

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>tfw love /fit/
>tfw twink
>tfw /fit/ doesn't love me back

>>35586100
>Eat well, lift heavy, get a sharp haircut, grow some facial hair.
Is this really it? Or is there anything else I should know before going for husbando mode?

>>35620484
Twinks are shit tier mostly because of the immature personality tipically associated with them. High social gains are required to achieve the true potential of the twink race.
Abandon your autism and take your rightful husbando.

>>35620484

Aw it's ok. We only diss twinks because of their stereotypical queen traits (both straight twinks and gay twinks). I'm sure most of /fit/ would love a sweet kind good natured twink. No homo.

>>35594231
Now I know where I wanted to be on 9/11/2001

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>>35620568
>twink detected

>>35620484
Don't worry Anon, not all /fit/s hate twinks. I try to get bigger for the explicit purpose of fucking twinks into oblivion

>>35620653
Do you spit on them?

>>35620689
I prefer to spit in their mouth.

>>35620484
This is what you gotta do mein negger:
> develop juicy booty
> acquire most charming personality
> develop emotional sensitivity, be thoughtful and caring and shit
> become CUTE! CUTE!
Juicy booty is for sexytime and for seducing. Personality is for relationship and maintaining fuckbuddies. Cute is so husbandos want to protect you. Protecting people feels good as fuck and it'll cement their liking towards you.
Bonus: know how to cook tasty /fit/ meals. Then you are all set.

>>35620738

>Cute is so husbandos want to protect you.
>Bonus: know how to cook tasty /fit/ meals.

..This sounds great. I swear I am straight. Now I am missing my old twink best brah I haven't spoken to in years. No homo.

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>>35620738
>heteros writing fanfic on 4chin

It's both disgusting and hilarious.

>>35620805

>heteros on /fit/
>heteros
>on /fit/

Kek.

No homo.

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>>35620769
> get home after a long day of shitposting
> twink bf is already cooking a delicious meal
> high quality protein with vegetables and an adequate serving of slow-release starches
> he might even cook some dessert if you bulkan
> he's wearing revealing clothes, in anticipation of your arrival
> his juicy booty looks great
> after your meal, you bathe together and then sexytimes
> as you hold him, barely awake, his lithe body in your strong and calloused hands
> for a moment you forget all of your personal failings
> protecting your bf is something of which you can be proud of
> something unquestionably good which grants a measure of value to your empty life
> and he understands how protecting him is important to you
> he cultivates a reasonably helpless persona, despite him being quite capable, so that you may get a greater emotional high from holding him
> you fall asleep holding your twink bf
> life will go on

You still str8 m8?

>>35620805
> implying I'm not bestsexual
> straight in a husbando thread
sassy twink plz go we don't want your salt here

>>35620898
>and he understands how protecting him is important to you
Fuck, this.

Had this twinky boy that I felt protective as fuck over. I felt strong holding his smooth body in my arms, it just felt right.

>he used to sniff me
>woke up one morning and he lent in for a sneaky sniff of my pits as I stretched
>f-fuck

>>35579739
>>35579776
there's literally nothing wrong with a little bit on the sides to grab onto when being fucked
no homo, ofc

>>35621154
>tfw i want to be the twink in that scenario

Tfw strong bf to cuddle

Tfw that smell is sexy