Husbando mode thread. Routines, diets. aesthetics, pics of husbando mode ideals. No whiny queens but gaybros welcome. No /pol/tards. Big is sexy and short shorts edition starting with Based Justin.
It's from the Paelo for lifters cover. Not sure..
This is such obviously overly gay aesthetic , that i doubt straight guys would find it inspirational , unless they are gay for pay.
But anyway , I don't give a fuck.
Happy current year
Yeah it's an aesthetic that's popular with gay men. But lots of us straight (or as straight as it gets for /fit/) brahs like it as it has an old fashioned masculinity, is realistically achieveable, and more fun than ottermode and bodybuilder mode.
Especially for slightly older fitizens (say 25+) who aren't as focused on directly lifting for girls as they're a bit older, more mature, maybe have gfs, not so concerned with hooking up with teen girls wanting abs etc. No homo.
>i don't give a fuck
>let me take the time to give my opinion on a matter that's objectively not interesting to me
I'm sorry your ass hasn't been treated the way it should, Anon.
Yes, pretty much.
It's just a higher than normal bf%.
It's just a weird feeling, once i even got ticklish.
Never fucked a guy that was really into them either.
This is my mode.
Apparently I'm quite stocky. Guy messaged me on grindr saying he saw me at the supermarket and I'm more stocky than he thought.
>people say stocky means fat
>but people call me skinny all the time
Love the simplicity of this look and how most guys can achieve it. Eat well, lift heavy, get a sharp haircut, grow some facial hair. Compared to all these faggy effeminate looks straight guys are told to look like for women with ottermode etc, it's ironic actual faggots now look more manly. No homo. Straight dudes need to start looking like this again too.
Well I thought it was
stocky is a euphemism for fat, like curvy is for women. Originally it means thick and solid like a tree trunk:
>stock, n. - Old English stocc "stump, post, stake, tree trunk, log," also "pillory" (usually plural, stocks), from Proto-Germanic *stukkaz "tree trunk"
What routines people running for this? MadCow here withna ton of accessories
>eating a muscular bubble butt with decent fat / muscle ratio
literally the best feeling in the world
>clearly visible quad sweep and hamstrings
bumping with a /fit/ classic
I am a straight guy and I find these bodies attractive. Looks real, manly, natural, based Justin ideal goal body.
Most girls dont even love all muscled up bodybuilders, heck only thing you need are abs..
I remember reddit thread about BF which came to frontpage and most normies, including girls didnt really love the shredded sick cunt look.
Also husbando is easier to achieve, lift heavy compounds, do some acessory work and est. Thats all, while bodybuilding really requires total diet control etc..
Also reminds me of the video when dude showed the picture of Bradley Martin and Dom Mazzeti( both shirtless selfies) to group of uni girls and asked which body they liked most.
>uhh they both have abs so same
>Do you even use eyes, gayboi
I don't look at women
>iit: straight guys saving pictures of almost naked men in their computers
I started doing Texas with his tips yesterday with hopes that one day I may look like my hero, Justin.
Been here for a while, still find it hilarious that my fapping folder might be smaller than some straight guy's no homo folder.
Seriously at what point did things switch and gay dudes started liking manly men and women started liking dudes who look like teen girls? It's all very confusing when you think about it. These guys look more like men then men in straight dudes style magazines etc..
gay dudes ALWAYS have been liking manly men
I'm into dudes because I'm attracted by masculinity, muscles, big legs, bubble butts, sexual energy
those are all things that could be summarized as gay
You're not very well informed about gay culture.
It has always been like this.
Have you ever seen vintage gay magazines?
It's always been about masculine men.
Which makes perfect sense.
If gay men were attracted to feminine features or femininity they would just be straight, breh.
As to why women prefer more gentle or fem looking men, there's recent studies on sexuality that suggest a 80-90% of women might be bisexual, while it's about 20-30% for men.
That could be it.
being a manlet isn't bad when you're gay
a /fit/ manlet looks bigger, beefier and is easier to throw around in bed
they're also more down to earth (literally)
>you too can have a bf, manlet
It's too bad all the joocy manlets i've met are bottoms.
Not enough tops near me.
>gay drama series with FBI man
Which one is that? Doesn't ring a bell.
Stop making me feel these feels
Someone post Annie's pancake ass desu ne.
I can't find it.
brah looks like u need some better material
You're meant to give tips on attaining husbando mode and its aesthetics you homos. Not just post pics of dudes ffs. What about hairstyles? I see short mohawks and also upper cuts are in now. Or just stick with classic buzzcut?
anything short works for me desu, as long as it wasn't done poorly. just find a chick who knows what she's doing
not many people can pull off a mohawk though. your pic included
Because it's a gay meme, you retard.
It's literally the equivalent of calling some woman waifu material.
Nah people know who I am from my pics and I post them too often.
I guess I should have. He invited me round because he wants to massage me.
>stocky is a euphemism for fat
I asked him what he meant and he said:
"Young+gym fit=very sexy"
I always just thought it meant I've got a solid build as I'm a shorty and quite broad. I was asked by one of the rugby coaches at high school whether I played rugby when I didn't he said:
"You should, you have the body for it".
That was well before I lifted and when I was well on my way to becoming obese...
No you fucking retard.
Women and fags got jealous of dudes calling anime and 3D girls waifu so the started making up the husbando thing.
It's 99% women but they get off to and like to pretend to be fags online because they're losers.
Got it dumbass?
Just messing with you, Annie.
It's a cute butt.
Fuck off /pol/tard with your conspiracy shit. OP here. I'm straight (by /fit/ standards). This is a great look for dudes who don't care about trying to impress teen girls with their abs. It's more like classic bodybuilding with a focus on size and health. It just happens to be a mode popular with faggots because young girls prefer twinks & ottermodes.
Within the context of /fit/ Husbando Mode has a specific meaning. See OP. This is like how within the context of /fit/ otter mode has a specific meaning and isn't to do with furry water animals or body builder has nothing to do with a dude who works in construction.
>>calls Klokov Cockov
you're an idiot OP.
You still haven't posted ass, birthing hips.
memes aside, do you gay guys find scooby sexy?
He's my dad's age, so no.
If i was 40-something, i'd probably lust for his cock, though.
Also, his whole life is goals.
goobert was quite handsome when he was younger, I'd say more handsome with body hair as well
Only twinks and fembois are into twinks and fembois.
Who is this marvelous creature
i want to marry him.
Ok, ok, I got one pic but it might be too rude for this board and I can't be fagged uploading it to img.
Fuck it, here it is.
15% bodyfat. SS (make sure to do the accessories from week 4 like it fucking tells you to) -> Texas Method -> Texas Method with some Oly work. Do HIIT or ideally barbell complexes for conditioning. Maybe some starting strongman training.
You're a honorary husbando, since you're not there yet.
he's so fucking hot and he doesn't have a single clue that so many guys would be up on his dick in a heartbeat
it's sad but this is such a big motivation to get swole, to get guys like him AND to LOOK like him and feel other closet gays lusting after me
hold me /fit/
first gay teenage love
cocky guy that looks good but isn't actually gay
the first time you fell really hard for a guy, hot, sweaty, passionate sex 7 days a week
his face isn't all that pretty but his body hits all your spots
the same guy when you marry 2001
he'll never be that pretty again but he still is a loving husband and monster in bed
There's pictures to post. No homo. Anyone itt to strongman type training for husbando mode?
Is pic related husbando mode? What can I do to build up a core like that?
Currently I only get my core work through compound lifts. Would ab rollers be a good addition? Or torture twists?
anon I believe the average is a bit higher than just 3%...
> implying I suck weiners
How? I've heard brief stories, but not sure what to believe.
Twink top reporting ;^)
Who is this semen demon?
This. Maybe it's as I'm an oldfag but everything is upside down. Actual faggots look manly and tough like in this thread. While girls want boys who look like women. What the fuck happened?
These threads don't belong on /fit/, hunties.
It's only image shitposting, with no actual fitness advice.
twinks should all die desu. masc4masc mustardrace
i'm just amazed with mods' faggotry that they haven't deleted this thread yet.
> twinks should all die
This has to be the most retarded logic ever, and so typical to come from a moronic muscular man who's so far up his own arse, he can't see where he's going. Everyone starts off as a twink.
I'm a twink, but it doesn't mean I want to stay this way. Nor am I stereotypically feminine, and I don't suck or take cock. Get used to it.
>don't suck or take cock
>lurks gay threads 24/7
wew lad, at least you didn't claim hetero.
>those types of bodies attainable natty?
Depends on what type of body you're referring to.
For example, Cockov isn't but Justin is.
I'm bisexual, just an unconventional variation of it. Check out the Kinsey scale.
Twink scum can fuck off to their own thread. What are basic accessories alongside Texas Method for Husbando Mode?
Side raises for delts
Ab wheel for core
Chin-ups, wide grip pull ups, dips for arms etc
Incline flyes for some chest hypertrophy
Just those plus the big barbell compounds should get Husbando mode aesthetics right?
Also will straight women really not like husbando mode? Do you need to look like a twink or ottermode to get a qt3.14 gf?
I find it, you know, ACTUALLY masculine. It's my residual self image. I'll never have the waist to be 'aesthetic' either. Always been into strongman too, so it's a no brainier for me.
>mfw I'm a twink
>mfw I'm secretly a massive fag
>gonna steal your masc muscular boys : ^)
>nothing you can do about it
>Steve will newer look at you like that while you give him a blowjob
Best routine for husbando mode? Texas Method, MadCow or something else? No homo.
> this body >>35612718
>>secretly massive fag
I have news for you, tranny-kun.
Based Justin. What have you done and eaten today to get husbando mode? I ate two tins of tuna, sardines, mackerel, pasta, cheese, & vegetables. Then spent nearly 3 hours doing HIIT, barbell strength training (squats, OHP, deadlift, front squats) and some accessories for chest, delts, arms, & core. We're all gonna make it brahs.
Gay guys have so much better taste than girls. No homo.
Talked to one boy and I said:
"You look like the type of fag that likes it rough and dirty".
"Put off, not interested anymore".
>i just want a boy to hold down, tease for being hard as fuck as I spit in his mouth as I kiss him
See as a straightbro I want a woman that likes it soft and gentle. But every woman you meet wants it rough and dirty. The always want you to treat them like a slut, hold them down, tease them for being wet, and spit on them or piss on them when you just want to kiss.
I don't care if someone has tats, but if you have cheap, awfully made tats it just means you are T R A S H.
Nah, a qt from a cbt over here.
Can already tell you're a bottom into watersports.
>Can already tell you're a bottom into watersports.
Well, being rough isn't always what I want but I do like teasing.
>cuddling a qt boy
>he's hard as diamonds
>rub my hand over his dick, he's precuming
>"Fuck you're gay, bro"
>pull him in tighter because he's obviously enjoying being held by his bro.
>I don't care if someone has tats, but if you have cheap, awfully made tats it just means you are T R A S H.
so if someone has "cheap awfully made tats", you do care about it
Don't lie to me you piss thirsty degenerate.
See this is what a man should look like. Fuck twinks and bbers.
OP here. Ditto. That's why I started the thread. Seeing sub 10% ottermode and bbers get posted on /fit/ all the time gets depressing man if you're a regular dude who want's to be strong but not powerlifter or strongman fat, or not the horrificness of cutting to single digit bf like a bber. It's an ideal and healthy middle ground. No homo.
Yes. No homo. When I was a kid in the 80s gays were feminine and emasculated men. And it was straight dudes who were healthy and manly like this.
Now gay dudes have the more manly ideals and straight girls want twinky boys who look like little girls. Wtf happened? I blame High School Musical and Glee. Fucking Glee.
It's just that the twink mafia of /fit/ decide that husbando mode is an actual thing, not just a buzzword.
90% of dudes have the genetics for husbando mode. That's the beauty of it. And yes it's that simple. Lead a healthy and fun lifestyle. Lift heavy, do some cardio, don't drink too much or smoke cigarettes (the odd cigar for special occasions is probably fine if not encouraged), and enjoy your food (whole natural foods not junk like chips or pizza).
are you trying to tell me that you made this thread and you're straight? lmfao
>80s gays were feminine and emasculated men
Fuck off, kunt kween.
You remember 80s gay as fem, because that's the only image that your hetero media wanted to broadcast and faggots that weren't complete flamers didn't want to be out due to the AIDS epidemic stigma.
It's the same twink faggot trying to push husbando mode as a thing spamming this threads, pretending like they actually belong on /fit/, just to shitpost images of Justino and Steve.
Probably because running around on a stage for 2h+ hours can get kinda sweaty.
> tfw gay
> mix of jealousy, admiration and lust as I see these pictures
> want to achieve husbando mode and acquire husbando
/fit/ has a better taste on men than any other 4chinz board. Food for thought.
I swear I'm as straight as it gets for /fit/. I just find it miserable seeing all these ultra low bodyfat looks in aesthetic threads as well as fat dudes in strength threads. Husbando mode may be gay but it's and ideal mid point.
I think that a lot of /fit/'s userbase has a really distorted image of what "most" people think is nice. Yeah, being ottermode or even an insane stronglifter is IMPRESSIVE, but... Well, at least to me it doesn't seem attractive. Also, I think these people forget that a bit of fat and some muscle is great for cuddles, makes the body firm but kinda soft and comfy.
True but from experience young girls simply do prefer abs and that skinny/slim twinky ottermode look over the beefy rugged husbando mode look. Which is a pain in the ass if you're a straight guy.
Being straight is in many ways so shitty. Most women just have such a shit taste and unreasonable expectations.
Of course, being bestsexual also comes with a lot of hardships, but it's worth it. Gays are the god tier sexuality.
Don't defile this thread with such a disgusting word.
>tfw love /fit/
>tfw /fit/ doesn't love me back
>Eat well, lift heavy, get a sharp haircut, grow some facial hair.
Is this really it? Or is there anything else I should know before going for husbando mode?
Twinks are shit tier mostly because of the immature personality tipically associated with them. High social gains are required to achieve the true potential of the twink race.
Abandon your autism and take your rightful husbando.
Aw it's ok. We only diss twinks because of their stereotypical queen traits (both straight twinks and gay twinks). I'm sure most of /fit/ would love a sweet kind good natured twink. No homo.
This is what you gotta do mein negger:
> develop juicy booty
> acquire most charming personality
> develop emotional sensitivity, be thoughtful and caring and shit
> become CUTE! CUTE!
Juicy booty is for sexytime and for seducing. Personality is for relationship and maintaining fuckbuddies. Cute is so husbandos want to protect you. Protecting people feels good as fuck and it'll cement their liking towards you.
Bonus: know how to cook tasty /fit/ meals. Then you are all set.
>Cute is so husbandos want to protect you.
>Bonus: know how to cook tasty /fit/ meals.
..This sounds great. I swear I am straight. Now I am missing my old twink best brah I haven't spoken to in years. No homo.
>heteros writing fanfic on 4chin
It's both disgusting and hilarious.
> get home after a long day of shitposting
> twink bf is already cooking a delicious meal
> high quality protein with vegetables and an adequate serving of slow-release starches
> he might even cook some dessert if you bulkan
> he's wearing revealing clothes, in anticipation of your arrival
> his juicy booty looks great
> after your meal, you bathe together and then sexytimes
> as you hold him, barely awake, his lithe body in your strong and calloused hands
> for a moment you forget all of your personal failings
> protecting your bf is something of which you can be proud of
> something unquestionably good which grants a measure of value to your empty life
> and he understands how protecting him is important to you
> he cultivates a reasonably helpless persona, despite him being quite capable, so that you may get a greater emotional high from holding him
> you fall asleep holding your twink bf
> life will go on
You still str8 m8?
> implying I'm not bestsexual
> straight in a husbando thread
sassy twink plz go we don't want your salt here
>and he understands how protecting him is important to you
Had this twinky boy that I felt protective as fuck over. I felt strong holding his smooth body in my arms, it just felt right.
>he used to sniff me
>woke up one morning and he lent in for a sneaky sniff of my pits as I stretched
>had this relationship, was the CUTEy
>even played up helplessness because I know he liked feeling strong and in control
>he started flirting with other guys in front of me and wanted an open relationship after a year so i ended it
is this typical with the gays. do i have to accept my fate. it was so nice while it lasted~
That's what happens when you have no sense of self-worth or identity without your boyfriend, bitchboi.
>make your life all about pleasing your boyfriend
>even change your personality to appeal to his cock more
>GUYZ WHY ARE GAYZ SO MEAN AND VAPID
>WHY DON'T THEY LIKE ME FOR MUH NON-EXISTENT PERSONALITY AND JUST TREAT ME LIKE A WORTHLESS HOLE