everyone likes puzzles!
I have her filtered, so I don't really care.
It hurts when Dusty Daddy entertains her cruelty though. A lot.
Should I shave, gaygen? I've kept facial hair for a few years because my ex loved it, but I feel like new guys avoid me because I look like a pedophile?
I mean, I wouldn't either way...
JRPGs are the first thing I think of when it comes to hobbies.
I used to like other weeb stuff, but that interest has faded a lot over the years.
I want to work on my drawing skills, and maybe try learning a language when I go back to uni, just for something to do in my spare time.
For what I pay for them, you're lucky I touch them at all lol
Even if shaking hands an odd number of times shaking hands is always done in pairs resulting in an even number every time. any odd number times two will always result in an even number (basic math)
Promising, and its a key point, but you have proved that the total number of people shaking hands is even, *not* that the number of people who have shaken hands an odd number of times is even.
I think, at least, i couldnt quite follow the first bit of that sentence - please correct me if I'm wrong!
I didn't like any subjects. I never wanted to be anything when I grew up either if the adults asked us what we wanted to be. I just showed up and did what I had to do until I had to choose myself, then I started working.
Let each person be numbered 1, 2, 3... and the number of handshakes they perform be n1, n2, n3, etc. Let the sum of n1, n2, n3... be called S. Because each handshake is counted by both people, the number of handshakes that happens is S/2. If an odd number of people shake hands and odd number of times, the total of the handshakes will be an odd times an odd which yields another odd number and therefore S/2 will not be integral. Using the law of contrapositives, if S/2 is integral, than an even number of people with odd numbers of handshakes exist.
Let's do a proof by induction. If there's one person on the mysterious planet, he cannot shake any hands and therefore no one has shaken hands an even number of times. Assuming that the original statement is true for p people, let us add one more person to the mx; he either shakes hands or he doesn't. If he is autistic and shakes no hands, nothing changes from before and the statement still stands. Let S1 be the number of handshakes before this person is added. When he does his handshakes, S1 is augmented by all the handshakes he has done (lets call it np) and the equal number of handshakes he does with others, also np. Therefore S1 is augmented by 2np and the result is an even number, so (S1+2np)/2 is an integer and the amount of people who have shaken hands an odd number of times is even. Therefore, by induction, the amount of people who have shaken hands an odd number of times is always even for a planet with natural number population.
Be that as it may, I give everyone cute nicknames and have never shown cruelty towards you.
interesting! The first paragraph is clunky as hell and actually I think doesn't quite work, but your proof by induction is quite correct!
its actually rather elegant - a lot more compact than my proof, thats for sure!
and quick too - you must be very smart!
Heres a problem I havent solved in the 2 months I've had it - good luck, you will need it!
What's the pint of owning shit if you can't play and pose it?
Hey gays, do any of you who have facial hair and choose to remove it do anything besides shaving?
I shave my face, and it works almost everywhere, but my moustache area is always left looking like it has a 5 o clock shadow (no matter how smoothly i shave it, the hair is below skin level). I've found that plucking out the moustache hairs before shaving my face leaves everything perfect, but plucking my (numerous, thick) moustache hairs takes a long time and hurts.
I'm looking for suggestions, because without removing it i look like a pedo who needs to shave.
If you love him then you'll do it. It'll be a little scary, but you'll get through it. I assume he knows you're closeted and if he really loves you then he'll be there beside you to either hold you if you're rejected or kiss you when you're accepted.
Oh that's the easy part.
What I failed to mention is that my hesitation about it has preyed upon his insecurities. He's very emotional and romantic to a fault, but he's perfect.
So I've sort of alienated him and he's spending time getting dicked down and thinking if I am actually the right person for him now.
I rode my bike to the store again today and the cashier called me sir.
I got ID'd as a guy two days in a row.
Now I'm working on the idle animation for the robohobo character and sketching out different Victory animations/screens for the game.
Director says he liked one, felt nice~
Also I'm just watching'listening to the anime of my first husbando Mr. Medicine Seller, Mononoke.
Although I don't have much facial hair.
Are you me? I pushed my ex away because of our insecurities (mostly sex and comfort and work) but now that j feel better and have a better job, I already burned that bridge and I regret it so much
Yeah. I haven't burned that bridge yet. He was very close to walking out completely, but somehow I've managed to get him to think this thing over at least.
And apparently from the feedback I'm getting it's 50/50 from the moving heartfelt speech I delivered about everything to let him know I do love him and I'm not here just banging his BP.
Also do your first or last name begin with B?
Why the sweetest dudes i meet must always be bottoms?
Why can't the universe provide us with more qt tops.
does anyone else think sidious looks like the creepy old guy you regrettably hook up with from grindr?
We start from case 2: focusing on 2 people. Because the act of handshaking is mutual, if one shakes hands with another person, then an even number is produced from counting the number of odd-numbered handshakers, which is 2 in this case. For 3 people, a person has the possibility of handshaking with zero, one, or two persons. So the potential outcomes of the number of people who have shaken hands an odd number of times are 0 (no one or everyone shakes hands with one another) and 2 (one person refrains, the other two shake hands). We can see that because the handshakes are mutual (not sure if there's a proper term for that), any group of people who have shaken hands an odd number of times must yield an even number.
>Someone says hey on grindr
>i drunkenly say wanna fug back to him?
>he responds YES!
>i don't respond
>he sent seven messages to me saying hey who's hosting
>he apologizes for whatever reason since in obviously so hurt by this
>I still ignore
>He sends a message a day later
I can't use grindr while at home for break. My family lives in a nice white suburb, which is nice and safe and great for raising a good little middle class child, but it means everyone on grindr nearby is an old rich white man. They are all ugly as sin, but think if they offer you enough money you might say yes.
If your offer is <$1,000,000 I'm not interested.
>Be erping with dude from grindr
>he makes me really hard and he says all the things he wants to do to me
>Says he's jerking off really hard and that I made him cum
>i fall for him
>He blocks me the next day
Math major reporting in. Your instinctive skepticism towards the post of a tripfag has served you well, at least in this instance.
The solution to OP's puzzle can be found in Euler's proof of the degree-sum formula, also called the handshaking lemma. Link for those who are interested:
I sort of get what's going on here, but it's been awhile since graph theory and so I'm grappling with how to explain it in plain English for this board. I'll report back in once I've worked it out.
Old people are more likely to have the AIDS. It's not discrimination, it's highschool level statistics. The more time you've been alive, the more time you've had to have sex. The more sex you have, the more likely you are too have an STD, especially one you get for life.
When i came out to my mom, she gave me some good advice: "I love you anon, no matter what. But please, old people black people and drug users have the highest likelihood of having HIV; never have sex with them."
I posted the same earlier but i'm still looking for your advice
Basically, I messed up and had unprotected, non penetrarive sex
Hiv risk is very small but I can't stop these thoughts from flooding my mind.
Any advice on how to survive an entire month like this until I can test?
start getting used to the idea of having HIV
let there be panic, get scared, cry
that way, if you end up really having hiv you will at least have done some grieving already. And if you are still neg it'll feel relieving.
My mom works in the HIV/AIDS health field. She knows what she's talking about.
That's also why I'll never have unprotected sex, at least until we come up with an outright cure. I could never tell my mom that i got it. It'd kill her to hear that.
No, she'd do her best to get me the best treatment modern medicine had to offer. She'd just do it while being a dead husk of her former self, and internalizing that her son was dead to her.
I'm too hairy to be either of those things.
>Wouldn't that make the next month of my life míserable?
Well, yeah. But if you really have HIV you'll probably be miserable for a while, so it you might as well get used to it.
And again, if you don't have HIV it'll make the next month one of the best of your life.
Is this very recent? If it is, you sound talk to a doctor about post exposure prophylaxis. It's not as effective as PrEP, but it's still very effective if you go in the next day or so after it happens.
>Tops are supposed to be tough and manly to protect us delicate bottoms
Speak for yourself, I may be a bottom, I may be passive, but I am in NO way delicate, I got pissed off the other day and ripped the door handle off my car.
>Old people are more likely to have the AIDS
Ugh. This is true and I hate it.
Practically every gay guy who was a teenager in the 80s has HIV/AIDS around here.
And I have like the biggest daddy issues ever, but I'm too afraid of fucking a 40+ yo for that reason.
I wish we had PreP here.
It's no longer a death sentence, now it's just a life sentence. The meds are expensive, and have shitty side effects, and you have to take then for the rest of your life. Additionally, if you want a regular sexual partner, they will have to take PrEP their whole life as long as you're fucking, and it has side effects, and that's still not 100% effective.
That said, if you take your meds properly, you will long enough to die of something else long before the HIV/AIDS gets you.
Am I a bad person if I stop talking to a guy that's twice my age because I don't want to go on a date with him? I said yes like an idiot but now I regret it. Am I a bad person if I ghost him?
Xmas present from a friend, and j liked that the sheiks and sword are 2 pieces.
Anyway, I shaved now... Better or am I just fucked either way?
Goofy face is a curse sadly.
Yeah, she's cool in that regard. Unfortunately we have clashing personalities. But we resolved that with boarding school, so i didn't have to share a house with her.
You have a 72 hour window to start PEP. It has an estimated efficacy of 80%, aka we think 80% of those exposed who take PEP and would end up getting HIV end up not getting it. (This is our best guess though, it would be unethical to actually expose people to perform clinical trials). You can go to a planned parenthood and they can help you, or any emergency room should be able to set you up. It's a 28 day course of drugs, with the same side effects of normal HIV meds, so you can spend the month doing something instead of dreading it, and if you get it you'll know you did all you could.
I was just horny this is him
I know I said twice my age. I'm 19 he's 32. I've got no problem sleeping with older guys, but dating one seems weird.
>You just need to find some 20, and 30 year olds that haven't aged well.
yeah, that's what I usually do.
But I feel it's not really the same.
idk I kinda fetishize older guys. I feel like they are experienced and can fuck my brains out.
>I've got no problem sleeping with older guys, but dating one seems weird.
Why are you all sluts?
>tfw no pure bf
No, not particularly. People comment on my hairy legs pretty much any time I wear shorts.
I also did this yesterday, but I've never been told I look anything like these people.
Ace needs to clean his mirror.
People already have solutions, but here's my little writeup.
Consider the earth, with all of its people and handshakes. Say that there are N people. For now, remove all of the handshakes (we will add them back in one by one) so that we have N people, and no handshakes.
At this point, the claim is true - N people, no handshakes, 0 people have shaken hands an odd number of times and 0 is even. This is the inductive base case.
Now, we will show that this continues to be true even as we add the actual handshakes in the Earth one by one. Some notation: Consider a person P0 if they have been in an even number of handshakes (considering the handshakes we have added back) and P1 otherwise, #P1 is the current number of P1 people. There are three cases for the handshake we are adding:
P0 x P0, then both change to P1s, so #P1's increases by 2
P1 x P1, then both change to P0s, so #P1's decreases by 2
P1 and a P0, then you still end up with a P0 and P1, so #P1's is unchanged.
These are the only three cases, and so by induction since #P1 was even before we added this handshake, #P1 is even afterwards.
Continue until you have added all handshakes in the Earth, and the theorem is proved.
I love reading comic books, playing melee and I just started writing for fun. Lately I have been listening to a lot of prog and math rock.
Get out niggerfaggot.
Only qts like pic related allowed here.
I don't think it's very accurate in most cases.
Do you think you look like a girl?
Think of all the prime diq you could have got if you were a grill.
No offense, but you're a genetic trainwreck. You should get disabled parking or something.
Not in the summer.
I teached you well, my dear shitposting friend. You make daddy proud.
I actually used that pic for a joke girndr account.
He actually got one reply, I messaged people myself though.
I could never take The Kleppe's name. I am not worthy.
You don't really look that feminine to me, if I try to ignore your absurd styling choices.
I could make a man out of you.
my hair was all about this length
Are you okay anon, what's wrong? Something bothering you. Tell the fox all you're problems, he can help you see the light.
this is me (right) and my loving bf of 1 and a half years. How is it going?
I hope you find someone worthy of your love in your life.
Gimmie the bad news, boys. I can't be a twink with these numbers, can I?
kk well tell aced that i understand liking anthropomorphic animals from within popular culture by artists with credentials outside of webcomics but not random self-insert anthropomorphic animals drawn by neckbeards
I mean, it's easy to rig...
I do always get a high percentage for Jennifer Connelly though tbf
This one is kinda better. It's dead set on me being 25 though...
>Did one again while scowling
>25% match for Casey Anthony
Fight me, cunt.
Every handshake has two people, so the total amount is obviously a even number.
C is the total, which is even
B is the total of all people who had an even amount of handshakes in their life.
A is the total of all people who had an odd amount.
B is even because the total of any amount of even numbers is even.
Only an even and even, or odd and odd summed together can be even. Since B is even and the two sum up to an even number, C must also be even.
That kid had it coming.
Children are selfish and mean.
I was a rather odd kid, to be fair.
Why does gaygen group twinks in with trannies and girls so often
That's not what it's about. The point is we're all men
Guys i won the powerball. I need to tell someone and im only tellling u guys. Since i have extreme social anxiety my plan is to not claim the prize for 4 months then wear a mask when they take my picture.
There's nothing to be angry about, if a twink hits on a masc4masc guy then they should say they prefer hairier/bigger guys
>tfw even the masc guys that like twinks are biscum or tranny chasers on the dl
N-not you, you clod!
Too late I'm the best boy and you can't take it back
You know now that i think about it masc4masc relationships are kinda odd to me. I'm vers but somehow i just have this assumption that somebody has to take control and be the more masculine, dominant one. God damn straight programming.
I can see myself still going for fem4fem, but they'd have to be more feminine and kawaii and let me be the most masc one
I like masc guys too i'd just feel weird topping a guy more masculine than me
I don't think that i'm as passive and submissive as a lot of people who share similar ideals, because i don't want to be cringey. I'd rather it be a little bit of a fight, so it's exciting.
I just ordered Pizza, and am listening to ABBA's greatest hits. Spirits are high tonight!
>Talking with qt online
>Agree to meet up sometime
>He looks really familiar but I can't think of where I've seen him
>He doesn't think we've ever met
>Later on facebook talking with a friend
>He posts a pic with his family
>See the qt twink in the photo
>Mfw just realised it's my friends younger brother
>I'm going over his place this weekend to pick him up and my friend is probably going to be in
Well this should be fun :^)
>Take qt twink to a restaurant for your date
>All is going well
>Hello, sir. Are you ready to order?
>I'm your waiter
>implying you wouldn't spend the entire evening slyly bullying me and my date.
I know your games bully-kun.
It's ok anon just come out it's pretty easy. If not just kill yourself that's even easier!
>It's ok anon just come out it's pretty easy. If not just kill yourself that's even easier!
It still would feel very weird to go on dates with guys. So weird.
Can't I just find guys that are just okay with us hanging out at home and playing vidya, watching movies or something?
Please help, harmony.
you can really. growlr is full of nerdy stay at home types if you take the time to read profiles. if you want a 10/10 twink that has all of your hobbies that's probably a harder find.
>Can't I just find guys that are just okay with us hanging out at home and playing vidya, watching movies or something?
So you want a bf? There's plenty of guys like that out there.
Coming out is probably a good start though.
>Can't I just find guys that are just okay with us hanging out at home and playing vidya, watching movies or something?
That's what friends are for. I'm sure if you were interesting enough you'd have someone to do these things with you.
Are there different people on different apps where you live? Here it's just the same people but less of them.
Grindr is the most popular one and has the most people, but all the same people are on all the other apps as well.
I'm no snake in the grass, I'd just be happy to see you bouncing back!
>tfw your date giggles when I call him madam and kiss his hand
>Something like that actually happened to me on a date once
I'm too scared to try a dating app. I mean, I literally have zero experience with relationships (handholdless virgin, social recluse, etc.), so I'm not really sure what I'm setting myself up for.
I'm also afraid I'm not going to find someone decent in this crapshoot of a town, but maybe my retardedly low standards will hold up.
Anxiety? May want to see a therapist at some point.
I know I got to a point where even leaving my room was too much for me to handle. Actually, I'm still kinda at that point (currently taking a medical leave), but it's a start.
It was pretty funny actually.
>I'm in this chinese restaurant with this qt
>Eating our food just chatting away
>Suddenly guy at table next to us starts hitting on my date
>Asks his name, starts saying he's cute and how he's just his type etc.
>"Dude back the fuck off he's mine"
>"Lol I don't see your name on him"
>"No but you'll see my foot on your face if you don't shut the fuck up"
>Guy is visibly taken aback gets up and leaves without saying a word
>Qt thanks me for sticking up for him and leans over to kiss me
It really pissed me off at the time but looking back now it was hilarious.