Gay general - puzzles! edition

>>5544066

bonus points for being able to name the cool dude in the OP picture!

>>5544044
bully-kun, are you just going to take that from him?

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>>5544092
I have her filtered, so I don't really care.
It hurts when Dusty Daddy entertains her cruelty though. A lot.

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Should I shave, gaygen? I've kept facial hair for a few years because my ex loved it, but I feel like new guys avoid me because I look like a pedophile?

>>5544119

definitely

Do you have passions and interests in your life? If so, what are they?

Me I have none. It's just work and 4chan. I don't watch movies or tv, don't listen to music or read.

>>5544119
Yes it looks gross.

>>5544125

maths, weightlifting, used to be videogames but i dont play them anymore

Don't you enjoy your work?

>>5544122

Why?
I just know my face looks super young without it. People won't think I'm 25 that's for sure

Why does 5652 talk so much shit despite only being liked by his alien crew and looks like an eight year old?

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>>5544119
I mean, I wouldn't either way...

>>5544125
no

>>5544132
I don't enjoy my work no. It's just a way to put food on the table.

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>>5544125
I collect toys and watching comfy comedy sitcoms

>>5544149

What about studies? Do you have any? Do you enjoy them?

>>5544151

...you don't jizz on them, do you?

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>>5544125
JRPGs are the first thing I think of when it comes to hobbies.
I used to like other weeb stuff, but that interest has faded a lot over the years.

I want to work on my drawing skills, and maybe try learning a language when I go back to uni, just for something to do in my spare time.

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>>5544154

For what I pay for them, you're lucky I touch them at all lol

>>5544154
I don't study or have any plans to. I started working right after high school and have ever since.

>>5544066
Even if shaking hands an odd number of times shaking hands is always done in pairs resulting in an even number every time. any odd number times two will always result in an even number (basic math)

>>5544158

Gif related
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1452527951949.webm
perv

>>5544165

What subjects did you like in school? Can you remember?

>>5544103
>her
not even t h a t fem
>>5544139
action = reaction basically
if you werent being annoying faggots constantly then i wouldnt talk shit

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>>5544103
You call me names

>>5544151
>pic related
The actual clothes

>>5544168

Promising, and its a key point, but you have proved that the total number of people shaking hands is even, *not* that the number of people who have shaken hands an odd number of times is even.

I think, at least, i couldnt quite follow the first bit of that sentence - please correct me if I'm wrong!

>>5544177
Not fixing the pic oh well

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>>5544177
>>5544173
>>5544170
>>5544168
>>5544157
>>5544119
>>5544066

Who are objectively good looking tripfags here since everyone gets trashed here?

>>5544170
I didn't like any subjects. I never wanted to be anything when I grew up either if the adults asked us what we wanted to be. I just showed up and did what I had to do until I had to choose myself, then I started working.

Let each person be numbered 1, 2, 3... and the number of handshakes they perform be n1, n2, n3, etc. Let the sum of n1, n2, n3... be called S. Because each handshake is counted by both people, the number of handshakes that happens is S/2. If an odd number of people shake hands and odd number of times, the total of the handshakes will be an odd times an odd which yields another odd number and therefore S/2 will not be integral. Using the law of contrapositives, if S/2 is integral, than an even number of people with odd numbers of handshakes exist.

Let's do a proof by induction. If there's one person on the mysterious planet, he cannot shake any hands and therefore no one has shaken hands an even number of times. Assuming that the original statement is true for p people, let us add one more person to the mx; he either shakes hands or he doesn't. If he is autistic and shakes no hands, nothing changes from before and the statement still stands. Let S1 be the number of handshakes before this person is added. When he does his handshakes, S1 is augmented by all the handshakes he has done (lets call it np) and the equal number of handshakes he does with others, also np. Therefore S1 is augmented by 2np and the result is an even number, so (S1+2np)/2 is an integer and the amount of people who have shaken hands an odd number of times is even. Therefore, by induction, the amount of people who have shaken hands an odd number of times is always even for a planet with natural number population.

>>5544193
Rugby san
Senpai
Anon
Wiz's face but not hole

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>>5544177
Be that as it may, I give everyone cute nicknames and have never shown cruelty towards you.

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>>5544201

interesting! The first paragraph is clunky as hell and actually I think doesn't quite work, but your proof by induction is quite correct!

its actually rather elegant - a lot more compact than my proof, thats for sure!

and quick too - you must be very smart!

Heres a problem I havent solved in the 2 months I've had it - good luck, you will need it!

>>5544173
Dude shut the fuck up.
You shit talk everyone that isn't part of your gay femboi crew.

>>5544158
Not sure if acceptable level of nerd. I have a lot of merchandise, too, but nowhere to display it so brazenly.

>>5544222
Did you mean denominator? Because there's no such mathematical thing as a nominator.

>>5544222
>prime numbers
ha
Ha
HA
HAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I don't know shit about primes)

>>5544225
shit talk me back and stop crying if you are so masc you fucking pussy

>>5544222
its bc squares brah

>>5544119
shave and a haircut

>>5544258
And hormone therapy

>>5544249
Motherfucker im always shit talking back you little bitch. Your ass would get rocked in these streets.

>>5544259
yeah the good news is it's way easier for guys to get TRT these days

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>>5544240

What's the pint of owning shit if you can't play and pose it?

>>5544265
It is?

>>5544258

What's wrong with my hair?

>>5544259

Or my hormonal balance?

>>5544262
lol try harder

>>5544269
I really just don't have the space or I would. I have some gunpla I can't properly display and it sucks.

>>5544210
You were always mean to me.

>>5544225
I don't think he talks shit about me
>think

Hey gays, do any of you who have facial hair and choose to remove it do anything besides shaving?

I shave my face, and it works almost everywhere, but my moustache area is always left looking like it has a 5 o clock shadow (no matter how smoothly i shave it, the hair is below skin level). I've found that plucking out the moustache hairs before shaving my face leaves everything perfect, but plucking my (numerous, thick) moustache hairs takes a long time and hurts.

I'm looking for suggestions, because without removing it i look like a pedo who needs to shave.

I fell in love with a guy several months ago. Now I'm at that cross road in life where I have to come out to my family to take this to the next level of a more serious relationship.

Kill me.

>>5544273
surprisingly, yes

it might give you prostate cancer though

>>5544286
If you love him then you'll do it. It'll be a little scary, but you'll get through it. I assume he knows you're closeted and if he really loves you then he'll be there beside you to either hold you if you're rejected or kiss you when you're accepted.

>>5544285

Wax?

>>5544301
My hair is really hard to wax, it doesn't come out easily. Also, I'd have to let it grow out to the minimum waxable length each time, which takes a long time and looks ugly.

>>5544296
Oh that's the easy part.

What I failed to mention is that my hesitation about it has preyed upon his insecurities. He's very emotional and romantic to a fault, but he's perfect.

So I've sort of alienated him and he's spending time getting dicked down and thinking if I am actually the right person for him now.

So. Yeah.

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>>5544283
[citation needed]

>>5544286
Do your best!

>>5544312

Maybe go so a laser place and see if they can do the clean job you want

>>5544315
You know damn well I'm not going through the archives. You've been nice lately but you haven't always been.

Hello gaygen
I always like to post about how I am lonely as fuck and >tfw no bf, but I have unrealistic high standards and reject every gay in my area.

>>5544292
Must be a U.S. Thing, I've bugged my physician for it for years but they don't offer that unless cancer or trans I'm told.

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I rode my bike to the store again today and the cashier called me sir.
I got ID'd as a guy two days in a row.

Now I'm working on the idle animation for the robohobo character and sketching out different Victory animations/screens for the game.

Director says he liked one, felt nice~

Also I'm just watching'listening to the anime of my first husbando Mr. Medicine Seller, Mononoke.

>>5544285

I epilate.
Although I don't have much facial hair.

>>5544314

Are you me? I pushed my ex away because of our insecurities (mostly sex and comfort and work) but now that j feel better and have a better job, I already burned that bridge and I regret it so much

>>5544324

Don't mistake standard for delusion.

>>5544314
Well then you two need to figure out exactly what it is you want. Either way you should come out.

>>5544324
Lower your standards or move to a new area

>>5544334
Yeah. I haven't burned that bridge yet. He was very close to walking out completely, but somehow I've managed to get him to think this thing over at least.

And apparently from the feedback I'm getting it's 50/50 from the moving heartfelt speech I delivered about everything to let him know I do love him and I'm not here just banging his BP.

Also do your first or last name begin with B?

>>5544322
BUT THAT'S SO EXPENSIVE AND ALSO EMBARRASSING!!

Actually, I've thought about that before. I have a unibrow that i want removed anyways...

>>5544285
ffs

>>5544286
context pls

>>5544341
I know what I want.
I just have to wait for him to decide what he wants.

My indecisiveness has cost me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU

>dat gay voice
Why do´faggots always want to tease?

>>5544358
What more context do you need?

>>5544324
just keep trying until you find someone who is fuckable with really low self-esteem

>>5544374
enough to understand why you have to tell your family

>>5544340
>>5544341
>>5544381
>Don't mistake standard for delusion.
>Lower your standards or move to a new area

>make an obvious joke about the high standards of some gays
>you guys take it totally serious
wew

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>>5544323
That won't hold up in court, Dusty Daddy.
Feel the love!

>>5544332
Who let you out of your cage?

>>5544383
I have a good working relationship with them. And I think it might be odd for them to one day drive across town to my house while I am at work and see a naked babe in my bed.

>>5544386
Forget where you are m8? It's not so obvious because there are people like that here.

>>5544390
We aren't in court "bully-kun." Didn't get that name for being nice bb

>>5544390

I traded the guard a blowjob for the keys.
I wanted to be back at your side, bully-kun.

>>5544397
just say theyre a ghost?
lying is easy

ffs suddenly got like 5 twinks trying to talk to me
cant even

>>5544423
Of course you can't even, five is an odd number, silly!

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Why the sweetest dudes i meet must always be bottoms?
Why can't the universe provide us with more qt tops.

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>>5544412
>We aren't in court
I'll be the judge of that.

>>5544418
Sly fox.

>>5544480
Tops are supposed to be tough and manly to protect us delicate bottoms

>>5544456
lol

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>>5544493
Bully, Redread and Circe MMF 3some when?

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does anyone else think sidious looks like the creepy old guy you regrettably hook up with from grindr?

>>5544532
no, because I am not a disgusting gold-digging sex fiend with no standards or soul

>>5544066
We start from case 2: focusing on 2 people. Because the act of handshaking is mutual, if one shakes hands with another person, then an even number is produced from counting the number of odd-numbered handshakers, which is 2 in this case. For 3 people, a person has the possibility of handshaking with zero, one, or two persons. So the potential outcomes of the number of people who have shaken hands an odd number of times are 0 (no one or everyone shakes hands with one another) and 2 (one person refrains, the other two shake hands). We can see that because the handshakes are mutual (not sure if there's a proper term for that), any group of people who have shaken hands an odd number of times must yield an even number.

Paul Erdos.

>>5544201
>>5544564
Whups, looks like someone else did a much better job of this.

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>Someone says hey on grindr
>i drunkenly say wanna fug back to him?
>he responds YES!
>i don't respond
>he sent seven messages to me saying hey who's hosting
>I ignore
>he apologizes for whatever reason since in obviously so hurt by this
>I still ignore
>He sends a message a day later
>still ignore

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>>5544580

>>5544381
>>5544423
>>5544512
post bp

>>5544580
>Watching porn
>Someone messages me on grindr
>Stop porn, answer with hard dick still in hand
>nice hot convo for a while
>resume watching porn
>cum
>block the guy in shame

I can't use grindr while at home for break. My family lives in a nice white suburb, which is nice and safe and great for raising a good little middle class child, but it means everyone on grindr nearby is an old rich white man. They are all ugly as sin, but think if they offer you enough money you might say yes.

If your offer is <$1,000,000 I'm not interested.

>>5544596
we're all been there anon

>>5544596
LOL

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>>5544596
>Be erping with dude from grindr
>he makes me really hard and he says all the things he wants to do to me
>Says he's jerking off really hard and that I made him cum
>i fall for him
>He blocks me the next day

Jerk.

>>5544635
dont be an immoral soulless slut

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>>5544593
anonymous

>>5544593
Second.

>>5544648
Hey. Ugly people need love too.
They just have to pay for it.

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>>5544668

>>5544674
>They just have to pay for it.
you are more disgusting than them

>>5544529
>girls
>twinks
Bully-kun is only my friend

>>5544180
Math major reporting in. Your instinctive skepticism towards the post of a tripfag has served you well, at least in this instance.

The solution to OP's puzzle can be found in Euler's proof of the degree-sum formula, also called the handshaking lemma. Link for those who are interested:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handshaking_lemma

I sort of get what's going on here, but it's been awhile since graph theory and so I'm grappling with how to explain it in plain English for this board. I'll report back in once I've worked it out.

Old people are more likely to have the AIDS. It's not discrimination, it's highschool level statistics. The more time you've been alive, the more time you've had to have sex. The more sex you have, the more likely you are too have an STD, especially one you get for life.

When i came out to my mom, she gave me some good advice: "I love you anon, no matter what. But please, old people black people and drug users have the highest likelihood of having HIV; never have sex with them."

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>>5544674
>all your dad tier jokes

>>5544699
Shit, got partially ninja'd by >>5544564
Although we still need to see you (or Erdos) work through the induction to prove the general case.

I posted the same earlier but i'm still looking for your advice

Basically, I messed up and had unprotected, non penetrarive sex

Hiv risk is very small but I can't stop these thoughts from flooding my mind.

Any advice on how to survive an entire month like this until I can test?

>>5544356

Mine? Nope.

>>5544680
>the exchange of goods and services for money is disgusting
Communist pls go.

>>5544707
That's oddly specific and practical advice.

>>5544708
Thanks bb.
I can't help it. I've got a problem.

>>5544726
start getting used to the idea of having HIV

let there be panic, get scared, cry

that way, if you end up really having hiv you will at least have done some grieving already. And if you are still neg it'll feel relieving.

>>5544480

>too femme to be hot top

>too masc to be sloppy bottom

>too insecure for sex

Life is hell

>>5544747
>Communist pls go.
whahhh whahhhh people judge me for being a slut

>>5544532

I want him to force Lightning my dick....

>>5544747
My mom works in the HIV/AIDS health field. She knows what she's talking about.

That's also why I'll never have unprotected sex, at least until we come up with an outright cure. I could never tell my mom that i got it. It'd kill her to hear that.

>>5544726

Can't do a take home test?

>>5544775

Or she'd kill you.

>>5544753
Wouldn't that make the next month of my life míserable?

Just reading that made me sweat cold a little

>>5544779
Problem is the test won't be reliable until four weeks

>>5544786
No, she'd do her best to get me the best treatment modern medicine had to offer. She'd just do it while being a dead husk of her former self, and internalizing that her son was dead to her.

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>>5544693
I'm too hairy to be either of those things.

>>5544119
DON'T YOU LOOK SO GOOD
>zelda necklace
MARRY ME PLEASE D:

>>5544791
>Wouldn't that make the next month of my life míserable?
Well, yeah. But if you really have HIV you'll probably be miserable for a while, so it you might as well get used to it.

And again, if you don't have HIV it'll make the next month one of the best of your life.

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>>5544680
got dem rodger aesthetics lockdown

>>5544804
Wait, aren't you a smooth twink, bully-kun?

>>5544801
Is this very recent? If it is, you sound talk to a doctor about post exposure prophylaxis. It's not as effective as PrEP, but it's still very effective if you go in the next day or so after it happens.

>>5544769
>>5544799
>>5544816
you guys are pretty cute

>>5544511
>Tops are supposed to be tough and manly to protect us delicate bottoms
Speak for yourself, I may be a bottom, I may be passive, but I am in NO way delicate, I got pissed off the other day and ripped the door handle off my car.

>>5544760
kek

>>5544775
That makes a bit more sense. I thought that treatments for aids were getting better. Didn't a bunch of insurance companies change their payouts because hiv/aids was no longer "deadly"?

>>5544816
qt

>>5544747
Never change

>>5544819
It was like 20 hours ago

But I don't know if I'm at high risk to have to resort to that

And also, I'd have to come clean about my sexuality to my family

>>5544775
Your mom sounds like a nice person.
I wish I was your bf and became part of your family.

>>5544707
>Old people are more likely to have the AIDS
Ugh. This is true and I hate it.

Practically every gay guy who was a teenager in the 80s has HIV/AIDS around here.

And I have like the biggest daddy issues ever, but I'm too afraid of fucking a 40+ yo for that reason.

I wish we had PreP here.

>>5544757
Post pics.

>>5544859
As long as someone likes it. lol

>>5544856
It's no longer a death sentence, now it's just a life sentence. The meds are expensive, and have shitty side effects, and you have to take then for the rest of your life. Additionally, if you want a regular sexual partner, they will have to take PrEP their whole life as long as you're fucking, and it has side effects, and that's still not 100% effective.
That said, if you take your meds properly, you will long enough to die of something else long before the HIV/AIDS gets you.

>>5544867
Better come clean now, then when you have to tell them you're hiv positive.

>>5544882
You just need to find some 20, and 30 year olds that haven't aged well.

Am I a bad person if I stop talking to a guy that's twice my age because I don't want to go on a date with him? I said yes like an idiot but now I regret it. Am I a bad person if I ghost him?

>>5544891
>that guy in the lower left
hnnng

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>>5544805

Xmas present from a friend, and j liked that the sheiks and sword are 2 pieces.

Anyway, I shaved now... Better or am I just fucked either way?

Goofy face is a curse sadly.

>>5544915
>that's twice my age
fugg him desu :DDD

and with fugg I mean disregard him you thristy sluts

because i missed the last thread,
what shoes do you wear gaygen?

>>5544924
still cute :3

>>5544915

Depends. Was he an attractive 30-40 year old? Or were you horny

>>5544871
Yeah, she's cool in that regard. Unfortunately we have clashing personalities. But we resolved that with boarding school, so i didn't have to share a house with her.
>>5544867
You have a 72 hour window to start PEP. It has an estimated efficacy of 80%, aka we think 80% of those exposed who take PEP and would end up getting HIV end up not getting it. (This is our best guess though, it would be unethical to actually expose people to perform clinical trials). You can go to a planned parenthood and they can help you, or any emergency room should be able to set you up. It's a 28 day course of drugs, with the same side effects of normal HIV meds, so you can spend the month doing something instead of dreading it, and if you get it you'll know you did all you could.

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>>5544936
I was just horny this is him
I know I said twice my age. I'm 19 he's 32. I've got no problem sleeping with older guys, but dating one seems weird.

>>5544891
For $30 you can get the hat and shirt.
I should have asked for this for christmas. lol

>>5544896
Wow. That does sound cheery.


>tfw the captcha was choose all the steak
>Dad joke about a miss steak instantly popped into my head.

I want to beat the shit out of 5652.

>>5544953
I want to make out with you while we beat him to unconsciousness and then make love on top of his knocked out body.

>>5544951

Pretty sure he's used to it

>>5544912
>You just need to find some 20, and 30 year olds that haven't aged well.

yeah, that's what I usually do.

But I feel it's not really the same.

idk I kinda fetishize older guys. I feel like they are experienced and can fuck my brains out.

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>>5544951
>I've got no problem sleeping with older guys, but dating one seems weird.
Why are you all sluts?

>tfw no pure bf

>>5544961
I want to fuck you while grabbing you're grabbing on 5652s unconscious body and ill cum on your face.

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>>5544818
No, not particularly. People comment on my hairy legs pretty much any time I wear shorts.

I also did this yesterday, but I've never been told I look anything like these people.

>>5544962
I feel bad if he is now :(
>>5544969
Because I like sex and big dicks ^~^

>>5544991
I bet you are a total cute.

>>5544997
>Because I like sex and big dicks ^~^
s.slut!

you're only supposed to like sex in monogamous relationship

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>>5544952
Forgot pic.

>>5544977
Ace needs to clean his mirror.

>>5544952
>For $30 you can get the hat and shirt.
where?

>>5544991
>did this 5 times
>probably got, at best, 3 men
>at best, 18 years old
>dont even have long hair
>im 20

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>>5544928
just ordered these woop
+ pair of superstars that are looking pretty beat-up right now soooo im not going to post them
>>5544953
>>5544961
>>5544972
maki

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>>5544991
>25
rip

>>5545014
https://www.etsy.com/listing/258738128/make-america-great-again-hat-embroidered?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_d-accessories-hats_and_caps-baseball_and_trucker_caps&utm_custom1=6582a681-f348-45a2-9953-9e1d3bf58474&gclid=Cj0KEQiAiNi0BRDaobaq3dKJhrwBEiQAyVThzQRfPlgq8d83AuGtFwanbBLzUvZ-XouAhaXrvaGoeW8aAk5y8P8HAQ

>>5544066
People already have solutions, but here's my little writeup.

Consider the earth, with all of its people and handshakes. Say that there are N people. For now, remove all of the handshakes (we will add them back in one by one) so that we have N people, and no handshakes.

At this point, the claim is true - N people, no handshakes, 0 people have shaken hands an odd number of times and 0 is even. This is the inductive base case.

Now, we will show that this continues to be true even as we add the actual handshakes in the Earth one by one. Some notation: Consider a person P0 if they have been in an even number of handshakes (considering the handshakes we have added back) and P1 otherwise, #P1 is the current number of P1 people. There are three cases for the handshake we are adding:

P0 x P0, then both change to P1s, so #P1's increases by 2
P1 x P1, then both change to P0s, so #P1's decreases by 2
P1 and a P0, then you still end up with a P0 and P1, so #P1's is unchanged.

These are the only three cases, and so by induction since #P1 was even before we added this handshake, #P1 is even afterwards.

Continue until you have added all handshakes in the Earth, and the theorem is proved.

>>5545004
It is monogamous if its just me and the top

>>5545036
Those are fucking counterfeit.

>>5545030
last time i tried that website i got only chinese / korean celebrities

>>5544991
Leg hair is qt.

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>>5544125
I love reading comic books, playing melee and I just started writing for fun. Lately I have been listening to a lot of prog and math rock.

>>5545070
GENERAL KEKIOUS, idk why I'm posting in gaygen, but you look like a serious loser. Go back to the 7 from which you came faggot... lel

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>>5545100
Get out niggerfaggot.
Only qts like pic related allowed here.

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>>5545016
I don't think it's very accurate in most cases.
Do you think you look like a girl?

>>5545030
>Jennifer Connelly
Think of all the prime diq you could have got if you were a grill.
No offense, but you're a genetic trainwreck. You should get disabled parking or something.

>>5545067
Not in the summer.

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>>5545111
I teached you well, my dear shitposting friend. You make daddy proud.

>tinder profile
I actually used that pic for a joke girndr account.

He actually got one reply, I messaged people myself though.

>>5545111
I'm QTier, but I decided to take skittles and become womyn. This guy doesn't even show his face, bet he's crosseyed and has a unibrow.

>>5545124
use new pics please or youll get banned for avatarposting

>>5545117
Back when I had super long hair I looked a lot more feminine

but my weird alien androgyny has grown on me, t b h

>>5545049
Merica.

>>5544125
Pretty much all the nerds stuff and lifting.

>>5545117
It's apparent i'm a boy, i guess i'm a little feminine, but not that bad

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>>5545120
>trannies

literal d i s g u s t

>>5545153
U LOOK GOOD IN THAT NEW COAT FAGGOT, BEST NOT SEE YOUR SCRIBS!!! hue... jk. IDGAF

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>>5545124
I could never take The Kleppe's name. I am not worthy.

>>5545134
You don't really look that feminine to me, if I try to ignore your absurd styling choices.
I could make a man out of you.

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>>5545134
>long hair
pic related
my hair was all about this length

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>>5545170
Are you okay anon, what's wrong? Something bothering you. Tell the fox all you're problems, he can help you see the light.

>>5545184
Yiff in hell . o .

>>5545179
>absurd styling choices
>I'm wearing a Jem t-shirt
whoops

>>5544924
where you from babe girl

>>5545184
why are you a furry
asking for a friend

Ragenon here, nothing really wrong. I just love when people act spookied.

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>>5545124
>aced posting on /tv/

>>5545192

Texas. The Deep South

>>5545184
GIVE ME SOME GANJA, I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN OVER THAT IN 50 YEARS!!

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>>5545206
I was JUST on /tv/ how did I miss this?

>>5545215
People with big faces should not get pompadores

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>>5545202
from the um fox's mouth?

>>5545215
just when I'm about to go to sleep and I have to see your ugly ass face again

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Hello gaygen,
this is me (right) and my loving bf of 1 and a half years. How is it going?
I hope you find someone worthy of your love in your life.

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>>5544882
Gimmie the bad news, boys. I can't be a twink with these numbers, can I?

>>5545259
How do you have sex.

>>5545265
with those numbers yeah maybe, but not those look-a-likes

>>5545269

I assume dragon dildos and roleplay

>>5545244
kk well tell aced that i understand liking anthropomorphic animals from within popular culture by artists with credentials outside of webcomics but not random self-insert anthropomorphic animals drawn by neckbeards

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>>5545265
I mean, it's easy to rig...

I do always get a high percentage for Jennifer Connelly though tbf

>>5545280
>Paul Weller
Holy shit, I can see it now. This is how you'll look like when you're an old man.

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>>5545280
See, I broke it

>>5545286
let's hope I'm dead by then, amirite

>>5545279
I'll let him know

>>5545301
>0 years old
>hitler only 2% femine
>0 years old
wat

show me the pic you used for that, this is so weird.

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>>5545181
>>5545190
I'm trying to grow my hair to about that length, but this weather's not making it easy.

>>5545301
ty
>gordon brown

>>5545307
I just had my eyes barely open and my cheeks slightly sucked in to accentuate my cheekbones even more

>>5545311
wew

I dont know what it is, but klepper looks like the ugly one in this pic

>>5545322
>show

>>5545330
it's gone now
was just a webcam pic I took purely for that test

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>>5545338
>deleting rare hitlers

>>5545350
hitler camwhores constantly which has an inflationary effect rare hitlers are not of very high value

>go on date with a guy.

>blows me real good

>cum after 5 minutes

>"that was fast, anon"

Errrrrrrr... Curse of being uncut and sensitive....

>>5545350
there's a lot better and more interesting rare hitlers out there

>>5545364
I mean u probs the only person itt who seen the rare rares tho

nothing all that spectacular tbf

>>5545365
Mirin. I've never cum from a blow job. But I blame that on women sucking at sucking.

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This one is kinda better. It's dead set on me being 25 though...

>>5545379
Just post an actual picture of urself m8

>>5545375
lies

>>5545386
whoops

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>Did one again while scowling
>25% match for Casey Anthony
Fierce.

>>5545323
Fight me, cunt.

>>5544066
Every handshake has two people, so the total amount is obviously a even number.
a+b=c
C is the total, which is even
B is the total of all people who had an even amount of handshakes in their life.
A is the total of all people who had an odd amount.
B is even because the total of any amount of even numbers is even.
Only an even and even, or odd and odd summed together can be even. Since B is even and the two sum up to an even number, C must also be even.

>>5545384
Nah, i don't wanna. I've done it before, but then i regretted it. You're everywhere though: archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/username/Hitler/filter/text

>>5545411
>You're everywhere though
I more meant lewds tbf

>>5545375
censored rares lol
but yeeee i guess hitler dickpics have a relativly high currency value

>>5545378

I've cum a few times but like when j say sensitive:.. I mean sensitive lol.

>>5545420
oh yeah you've only seen dick
okay only one person has seen bp itt
I'm fairly confidant in that statement

>>5545428
I'm too lazy to look for pics, unleased someone spams pics into every thread for a month, I'll probably miss their noodz.

>>5545424
Do you top. That could get kind of awkward. lol

>>5545428
>shows bp to relly
>but wont show me
looooooooooooooool

Duck, its hard posting from my phone. Autocorrect is the worst invention.

>>5545398
isn't casey anthony dead

>>5545434
lewdest in the archive is just tummy and underwear pics

>>5545438
I mean you and I never really did anything on cam
soooo......

>>5545457
You should fix that, post noodz here and now.

>do this face analysis thing
>jay-z
>will smith
>rick ross (with jay-z's picture)
>omar epps
>kevin durant
literally none of these people look remotely similar to each other what the hell

>>5545465
I'm good, thanks

>>5545438
struggle is real

>>5545473
Oh, okay. How's life then?

>>5545450
I don't think so.

>>5545486
yeah nevermind i was thinking of the kid

pretty sure she did actually kill her kid but whatever netflix will solve the case in 20 years

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>>5545495
That kid had it coming.
Children are selfish and mean.

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>>5545502
you were a kid once buddy

>>5544066
>tfw you'll never feel his warm body again
>tfw you'll never taste his lips again
>tfw you'll never have him inside of you again

breakups are fucking terrible

>>5545457
yeah i knowww but camming is effort tho
>>5545477
t b h i cud have hitler bp whenever i want
just choose not to bc i am a gentleman

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>>5545510
I was a rather odd kid, to be fair.

>>5545547
so glad I will never know these feels.

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W O O F
O
O
F

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hay fags! My dakimakura finally came

>>5545655

Face is kinda fucked up but at least it's bara and not some gross trannytwink

>>5545655
Cute.

>>5545655
why?

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Why does gaygen group twinks in with trannies and girls so often

That's not what it's about. The point is we're all men

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>>5545655
Good job, Sensei and Senpai are best boys.

>>5545688
Angry masc4masc guys prob.

Guys i won the powerball. I need to tell someone and im only tellling u guys. Since i have extreme social anxiety my plan is to not claim the prize for 4 months then wear a mask when they take my picture.

>>5545695
There's nothing to be angry about, if a twink hits on a masc4masc guy then they should say they prefer hairier/bigger guys

>tfw even the masc guys that like twinks are biscum or tranny chasers on the dl

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>>5545688

Twinks are literally trannies tho

>>5545689

Yes i am the best boy thank you :* <3

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>>5545719
N-not you, you clod!

>>5545708

are you in chino hills, ca?

I'll be your bf :3

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>>5545739

Too late I'm the best boy and you can't take it back

SP's secret lewd past..
http://i.imgur.com/bdie60P.gif

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>>5545766

SP's secret lewd present

>>5545708
lend me £200 until the dwp gives me my money

>>5545766
is that a cork screw near his bum?

>>5545772
You know now that i think about it masc4masc relationships are kinda odd to me. I'm vers but somehow i just have this assumption that somebody has to take control and be the more masculine, dominant one. God damn straight programming.

>>5545798
This is why masc4fem is literally the best

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>>5545751
Idiot.

>>5545766
I feel bad for her.

>>5545802
speaking of why is it hard to find masc top + fem bottom porn that isn't advertised as "daddy & son"

>>5545708

I really hope someone won from 4chan. That would be awesome.

>>5545802
I can see myself still going for fem4fem, but they'd have to be more feminine and kawaii and let me be the most masc one

I like masc guys too i'd just feel weird topping a guy more masculine than me

>>5545819
>topping a guy more masculine than me
my dream

>>5545819
>>5545822
You guys can top me.

>>5545669

Yeah, it was the best one I could find. all the male dakimakuras are either not smutty enough for me or just don't exist.

>>5545844
I have a six inch penis so there's no reason to be gay for me. I'm just here for the shitposting.

>>5545854
Mines smaller.
Ill make you feel like a king.

>>5545822
just doesn't make sense to me, if they're stronger and manlier I assume i'm playing the more passive and submissive role
>>5545813
it's weird, right? I don't even like daddy stuff, i'm more interested in 20-35 muscular bearded men :3

>>5545864
you probably have dildos bigger than me, you wouldn't feel a thing. find a real man instead.

>>5545866
passiveness and submissiveness is a turn off for me.

>>5545879
I want a fem to fuck my hairy muscular masc ass. Im a virgin and im asking you to fuck me. You missed your chance.

>>5545905
I'm not fem at all tho.

>>5545891
I don't think that i'm as passive and submissive as a lot of people who share similar ideals, because i don't want to be cringey. I'd rather it be a little bit of a fight, so it's exciting.

>tfw didn't win the powerball

>>5545866
>i'm more interested in 20-35 muscular bearded men :3
it's so hard to find videos of YOUNGER muscular bearded men topping tiny twinks
they just, don't exist

>>5545950

My ticket won 7 dollars, close enough.

>>5545967
iktf... Those are the hottest guys too

>tfw no bf ever because they want other muscular bearded guys

>>5545975
thats not my experience, they only want twinks that are younger.

>>5545975
Muscular bearded guy in need of twink

Stop generalizing me

>>5546003

Post boypuss

apple you fuck stop popping in for 7 seconds and not staying

>>5545967
For a few weeks I was banging this cute Filipino surfer twink. Long silky hair, and hairless. Got tired of twinks though so I stopped fucking him.

>>5545973
I only matched one white number. I was one away on the powerball

>>5546036

>Got tired of twinks though so I stopped fucking him
>realized I was a bottomslut musclepup so I need to go get fucked*

fixed

>>5546030
Mmmmmmmmmm
I'll spare you

>>5546043
It was when I was still topping bitches left and right. I met him during the week I bagged four diff guys in four consecutive days

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>>5546036
>>5546055
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ufYCqOUHP5

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>>5546044

Lazy whore

>>5546055

Filthy slut

>>5546063
It's for your own good. But, if you're good, you can have beefstick one of these days

>>5546067

Beefhole only pls

>>5546061
Repent for what bullykun

>>5546063
Jelly bb? One guy I fucked three times in an hour. He fell asleep and i had to let myself out. Walked through the living room where his three female roommates were watching tv.
>evening ladies
>walked out

>>5546069
It's over the hill bb
Nobody needs to see that

>>5545766
this gif is too low quality for fapping

>>5546076
what happened with your professor, is he the one who's becoming your bf?

>>5546102
>who is becoming your bf
Huh?

>>5546076

I'm peanut butter

>>5546079

Daddypussy is best pussy

>>5546105
That last one sounds familiar but I can't place it

Why are Jupp and SP so gross?

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>>5546115

Mu

>>5546111
I dont want to fuck it
So you dont get to see it

>>5546128

You're not the one who fucks it

>>5545040
Lesbian popping in (before you bitch, nignogs are making that dumb announcement every time in our threads too) to point out that 0 is not an even number, nor is it odd.

>>5546076
Nice.

>>5546128
Post gloots sloot.

>>5546128
post your fart box

>>5546129
What does jupp look like? He might just be paranoid, if he's dating up.

>>5546130
>>5546139
I took a back progress earlier this week. Its a caricature back there.

You people dont get my rump until im skinny and happy with it

>>5546133
There are no girls on 4chan

>>5546129
Ahhhhhh yes

>>5546139
Yeah my thighs were sore after that one

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>>5546147
Search the archive, chump.

>>5546155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MegIcVgtSC

>>5546167
I'm over the links bb

>>5546148
Can't be worse then mine. lol

>>5546155
>Yeah my thighs were sore after that one
Pretty much the only leg/cardio exercise I like doing.

>>5546167
>Search the archive, chump.
That sounds like allot of work.

>>5546175
pls ann, its a lot, not allot.

https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/text/allot/

>>5546175
I look comical. Not exaggerating. Huge back, big love handles, little round butt. I look like the windows xp background. Be happy you're just flat.

>>5546183
>tfw no love handles + big butt bf

>>5546181
I guess I do miss use it allot.

>>5546183
Feel you on the love handles. It seems like all my fat sticks there.

>>5546175
I don't do too much of that kind of cardio these days although some of them text me every now and then for dick, but i tell them "some other time."

>>5546184
sorry bb

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>>5546210
It's okay.
I just ordered Pizza, and am listening to ABBA's greatest hits. Spirits are high tonight!

i am being attacked by penises

>>5546225
>i feel great
>spirits are high tonight!
What are you trying to convince yourself of?

>>5546229
Literally or metaphorically?