frog edition 2: hi quality edition
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>see a cute athletic Spanish boy on bus today
>we smiled at each other
He was soooo cute!
Yeah, you stick a large dilator thing (basically a dildo) up there, apply pressure, and leave it in for 20 minutes or so. If it's too boring you can masturbate with it too.
I knew I was always destined for great things. This must be it! I was destined to be the winner of the highest lottery jackpot in existence. I knew right then and there that this jackpot was meant for me. Who else deserved such a victory? I had been through so much rejection, suffering, and injustice in my life, and this was to be my salvation. With my whole body filled with feverish hope, I spent $100 dollars on lottery tickets for this drawing. As I spent this money, I imagined all the amazing sex I would have with a beautiful model boyfriend I would have once I become a woman of wealth with my Pink Jetta and vagina.
I lost. Without the prospect of becoming wealthy at a young age, I have nothing to live for now. I am going to be a virgin outcast forever. I must now start planning and preparing for the Day of Retribution.
>tfw trying not to spoil undertale any more
i copy pasted and really wanted to make a thread before someone else did and i became an INTERNET FAILURE...
it should say
(triangle)pls buy me dolls anon
y did she post a pic like this
>see women u are attracted to
>realize its ur friends moms
6th out of what tho : 0
arent games super long hello
beb i swear....
What is it like being able to smile at someone without looking super creepy? Can FFS fix a creepy smile?
>tfw you don't have a passing privilege to check
Fucking creepy transbian pedo fuck off.
>inb4 you pull the Sarah Butts and accidentally rape Pookie
>tfw winning the lottery and using the winnings to fund LGBT propaganda in my bigoted hometown
:D My day has been somewhat down but like, not bad. I got some pizza to make things better a bit. Gonna be going in to the therapist tomorrow, haven't been in a couple months should be fun lol.
How about yourself? ^^
c'mon i know ull come up with something
please let me know ok! you got it in you!
if you want to take a break i have some cheetos and a lot of extra pillows and we can watch your favorite cartoon ok
this is how i feel when i cross an intersection xd
clocked as a FUCKIN' NERD...
can you buy me a doll mama
>tfw you don't lewd yourself very often because masturbating doesn't give you the loving warmth of a partner to cuddle you close after you're finished
How long did it take? I tried playing a game on quick and its been like 8 hours and still isnt done...
Uhm I've been playing 11 I think so around 7 hours maybe
Played on standard
>it's been like 8 hours and still isn't done
Aaaa combat takes forever if u end up doing that
Most of the time spent is just pressing next turn desu....
We can all watch together and cuddle ok??
Omg I never build it desu I just like their UU and UB
you wanna come too?
ill be so self conscious, how am i gonna be cool around anon @ _ @
doki FUKKIN doki
Cuddling, kissing, and all that stuff are like 100% of what makes lewd times great. Without it it's just sort of empty and meaningless.
I don't get how guys can masturbate on a daily basis and get any sort of enjoyment out of it.
Awe, get out there and find someone. Even meaningless casual sex feels better than masturbating.
oh...ok you dont have to hug back !
you dont have to do anything to be cuddled or tickled
the lettuce in the sandwich does not have to prepare itself...
The prize pool had gotten so big that buying every single possible ticket number could (in theory, if nobody else has the same numbers to split the winnings with) result in a profit:
I doubt that's what happened, but it's interesting.
Yeah pretty much. Idk I'm into D/s so for me the other 50% is like, being able to give up control and just pleasing your partner/not worrying about your actions and if you're doing things right, just if you're following directions ^^.
It varies, if I'm going through a lewd phase, once a week. I masturbated yesterday for the first time in like a month.
Lottery tickets are not investments. Not good ones anyways; you want the expected returns to be greater than the cost, plus some extra to make up for the risk of losing money.
I'm glad you did well, but I feel like you've learned the wrong lesson from winning.
Tier List, 2016 Edition
--Hot and Passing—
--Not Hot and Passing--
--Hot and Not Passing—
Noelle, Ufufu, Irishprincess, Caddy, Bexe
>im a boy
>cute and passable
saying stuff like that is basically ignoring your privelage and is very anger and jealousy inducing
please work on that i think its why people get mad at you and it kind of makes me sad too
Yess, it's honestly the best.
Well, pre-everything sort of complicates things, but I'm sure in time that you'll be able to find someone.
I guess I did yeah, although I had low T and havn't had to deal with that in so long that I've sort of forgotten what it's like.
I don't masturbate every time I dilate. That's the "once a week" that happens during lewd phases.
>Kawaii futa shota poopy boo
That's already what I want tho...
Srry tier lists determine my self image so I'm not passing oops
Thanks though that was a sensible reply
Idk self image is really bad l-lol
Rather build great library desu...
But wall does look cool I agree
>Rather build great library desu...
You do the library first and then get the wall later, silly! I like to rush the important science stuff and then focus on whatever I want my civ's focus to be. Science is so OP so I need to keep up with everyone else's tech.
Fixed Tier List, 2016 Edition
--Hot and Passing—
--Not Hot and Passing--
--Hot and Not Passing—
Noelle, Ufufu, Irishprincess, Caddy
>That's what makes it fun tho...
I mean I like the challenge of beating stacked odds but not when it gets in the way of my freedom to play how I want. I don't wanna have to go from x to y to z in order to win. Or is it possible to actually go for different victory types at higher difficulties?
how does someone play so many hours, I can barely manage this and I tried
stop smoking and buying lottery tickets
SEVEN ELEVEN IS FOR JUNK FOOD ONLY
GOT IT CAPN
um i have cuter pics but i cant post cause spoilers
and it makes me hyper for fri
shes cool but if u date her ill constantly be staring at u as i pee on all ur possessions
wanna play prophunt..
cute and pass
i rly did think that was a butt
if u post ur soles ill tickle them off
>tfw couldn't tell that was a guy with a bald head
>tfw thought it was literally just a mass of 3 asses
Goddamn I need sleep
It took me a while to see the dolphins.
>hot and passing
You should be a comedian.
neither am I technically, I will be if I start
nigger please, rawr is the only person here who actually passes for a woman despite being a gay man
Make your own fuckign dolls.
hewe yew can pway wit my dowwies
are u volunteering...
i dress up my dolls and play with em and sometimes i get em dirty w milk or marinara sauce but i wait for em at the washer then fall asleep holdin em
idk senpai..its hard work
link me to ya steam ! ill add u
if u want my skype ask pookie or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
cute doll yay
THATS RLY CUTEee
i think first pic was cuter o-o
YESSSS thats my fukkin queen YAS SCReaM
Don't you DARE fucking laugh at me, you little bitch. You'd better play along if you know what's good for you.
hEEHEEHE HEHEEEEEEEEEEEE my dowwie's name iz fwoggg wike uuu!!!
Just from reading this thread, it's obvious what happened. You dumped her because she was "too far away" and then immediately started dating that other anon even though whoever it is also lives far away from you and now you both flirt with each other in the same thread Bexe used to come to just to vent about trans feels and connect with other trans girls.
DONT DO IT
only 90s emo no garbo MODERN garbo (pic relate??)
im making u listen to capn jazz w me okay?
heheee wel if u r ever looking fo a third.....
Why don't you clear things up for me then? It just bothered me to see Elanna pretending to care about Bexe's feelings when she clearly didn't care enough to avoid driving her out of the thread in the first place.
is this something we used to do cuz then i know exactly what ur talking about
i want one too @_@
otherwise idk.. im poopy stoopid
oh rofl i thought u were being lowkey xd
still gonna have this post ROFL
we may never kno umie
i have a pic of toriel vaping
>tfw saved pooks' tit pics in time
>tfw fappen right now
oh yeah so sweet
hjahaha so r we liek dating now??? xD jk jk
but srsssslly ;_)
>mfw pookie and me are an item meow
Believe it or not, I do actually care about bexe's feelings, and I was not happy to have to block her on christmas of all times. However, we had broken things off 2 weeks before then, and it was not mutual. The best thing I could do was to make a clean break and start fresh after a cool-off, so that's what I did. I couldn't reciprocate her feelings, and I was under a lot of pressure to do so, drawing it out was just going to hurt her, and it was just going to hurt me.
What really happened to bexe is pretty obvious. Elanna is a constant flirt and flirts with anyone who gives her attention. Bexe is lonely as fuck a d super clingy, obviously she took it way too seriously. Also elanna saw her face and reality of her not being an anime girl and an idea of a relationship scared her. She told bexe she didn't do ldr so they broke up. Then 2 seconds later elanna flies out to fuck some other random anon in America and dates her now and bexe realised she got cucked just like countless trips before her she commits honourable sudoku
Source: my ass
Also I give this new anon 2 weeks tops before elanna loses interest in her new plaything and moves on to another trip
See this black eye? You're gonna get that all over your whore body.
This seems about right. Elanna likes the revolving door of attention that this place gives her. I don't understand why she uses up other trans girls like her personal toys when she has so much other stuff going for her. Everyone acts like the chaser thing is a meme but trans girls are vulnerable and Elanna takes advantage of them by making them feel desired. And this thread is the perfect place to do it. It's a chaser's dream and she ran off all the competition (SWG, Cartman).
>show new Facebook pic to gf
>did you photoshop this?
>I did digital graphics you can't fool me
>yah it looks photoshopped to hell
She said she was kidding after I blew the fuck up on her, I get to feel cute like 1% of the time and this made me feel like shit
jörmies get out reee
this is a jörmies-free space
>show up out of idle curiosity
>see this >>5545807
it's not elanna's fault, i don't resent her or her anon or anyone else here
things are going pretty great for me right now IRL too so like... just don't worry about it
i might stick around for the rest of the night but then i'm gone for some number of weeks again
accurate, but i'm over it
im aaa 6 year old girl that wants to fight
>make-up yesterday, no removed
>tried to was it off many times even in the shower with soap
>still have gorgeous prince of the persia eyes
>tfw have to go to school looking like this
oh well if im not back in 7 hours im dead.
>gorgeous prince of the persia eyes
But the prince is male, this is more like you.
>elanna flies out to fuck some other random anon in America
Elanna is a major creep who is no different from all those tranny dick-loving daddies. She will do everything to get that girl dick, yo.
>and dates her
For now. Let's wait until someone more eligible shows up and elanna will drop that anon like used socks.
sTOP bullying mee!!! xd
#stop #bullying #little #girls #gonna have a bad time
this is really good skramz: http://ihatesex.bandcamp.com/album/circle-thinking
and this is good 90's stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnoIihaN2k4
even more skramz because i really can't stop:https://fatherfiguretx.bandcamp.com/album/jumping-off-a-building
i liked most of this chart desu
>Go to my friends house
>shaves my face cause feel gross
>cuts self on the lip and neck but don't realise
>friend looks at me but doesn't say anything until after her mum comes and says hi and has a convo with me
oh god wtf
this thing abandoned a family with kids to wear tutus and play out a sick sexualised pseudo-childhood fantasy
god really is dead
>show up out of idle curiosity
implying you weren't in front of the screen the whole day waiting for someone to mention your name so you could butt in like the creepy clingy transbian you are
no that is more like the girl who will chuckle after i pass her on the hallway
looks like shes talking at some school
way to scar kids for life and make them want to bash tranny heads in the future x:
oh god, how nice of them not to tell. bet you laughed at it afterwards though.
>shaves my face cause feel gross
aa-aww so lucky to have such friends <:
I'm super codependent, it's hard for me to put my foot down, and I really wish she'd talk to me rn, but we can't because I defended myself, so I basically get to feel like we broke up for a day
elanna didn't fly anywhere and she didn't make any moves on me. I made the first move and brought up the sexual tension, but that was the last thing on my mind when I flew to meet her.
I'm reluctant to share what actually happened, given I don't like drama. However, I'd rather just stop the speculation here. What happened between me and anon was not planned for. She flew out here for new years very spur of the moment, and we planned to hang out as friends. However, there was chemistry, and we decided to try a relationship, despite neither of us being keen on a ldr.
The reason why this was as big of a deal as it was, is that the anon that flew out here is a mutual friend, and a mutual interest.
dysphoria is a persistent feeling of physical doom and social incompatibility that eventually leads to suicide or HRT or HRT-and-suicide
elanna is just a fun-flirt, i get that she shitposts a lot and it makes some people angry but that's not a good reason to shit on her
several plus one anon
ban anons :^)
with me its more just that I don't like criticism but I know I need to change some stuff to be with her in the long run (being less rude/more productive/more active) and the personality stuff is especially hard to change. so its like I need to be less snippy, but I get snippy because she comments on me being snippy in the first place.
congrats on things going good!
keep it up and get the fuck away from this pit of despair
>I'm too dumb for this stuff
iktf about like everything, u seem pretty smart tho and I wouldn't be surprised if u managed it fine with a little confidence and support and stuff
wut, for some reason I thought u live with ur gf
u do realize that right now ur being more creepy and obsessive than like anyone u could be complaining about
>not living solely for ur partner
already got more'n I deserve
my partner and I have a lot of issues about dumb shit from worrying about hurting eachother or what the other wants but it's pretty evenly in both directions i think
for me personally a lot of issues arise from me being anxious and sensitive from health stuff and just being sick in general and all the bs that comes with that
I don't mind bexe except for her autistic outbursts, but its hard to believe she happened to randomly "show up" just in time for an explanation. She's obviously lurking as anon, not like she suddenly got a life.
I hate this body
A twisted, crippled imitation of a human that willfully became a horrid chimera
Sure there are things that please me and temporarily color my empty existence, but at the end and beginning of each day I'm just a miserable lump of weak flesh and splintered bone that heaves itself into the daylight to be less of a disappointment to those who dare intrude on my despair with platitudes and insincere feelings
>taking anything that gets posted here seriously
>getting involved into any of the drama posted on a tranny board by bitches who are chokeful of issues
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hey bexe, sorry for all the drama, it's nice to see you posting again though. What have you been up to?
I'm pretty sleepy, long days at school atm. I hate my schedule this term. How are you lizbell?
I guess if that's the way you want to make it out, by all means. It's really not how things played out though.
do you want to even make that leap of faith, is it worth it?
quality of life has improved immensely once i stopped spending 50% of my waking hours idling here
i'm drunk and erin sent me a nice steam message this afternoon so i figured now is a good time to check the place as a one-off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you really think i can prevent my autism from forcing me to post here whenever i spend more than 1 minute reading posts?
pretty good, job hunting and holding down my other one, kind of in a weird state oscillating between awesome and stressfully dire
i want to live downtown by may
we can play video games sometimes...
is it a leap of faith really
its a meme of faith really
yes! can i email?
omg play w me pls
ill bring a good non ebay straightener and we can dye it darker and...
wait no im just gonna pet your cute floofy hair and buy you food cause its perfect already and will be no matter what
hows that sound
yeah iktf, not just 4chan but people always tell me how smart I seem and stuff and like it doesn't matter if I can't manage anything with it
from what little I get of u from ur posts here u rlly do seem smart tho and I think u should try to be less hard on urself and more confident in your abilities, what the fuck do I know tho, lol, I'm like srsly just adumb bitch who's almost always just confused about stuff and fucks things up
>tfw u think ur garbage beyond ur appearance and body down to ur very being as a person
yeah I've been spending less time here, pretyy much just when I'm sitting vaping or rlly sad
I'm rlly happy ur moving on from this place to bette rthings, u deserve it
>can i email
i don't know CAN YOU???
>speedrunning a bell-collecting game
>tfw haven't even smoked in like 2 weeks let alone vaped
thanks tho, i think i'm getting better in a life sense lately, probably going to drop alcohol completely soon too, although i've still got a bit of green sitting around for a special day or weekend
how are things with you?
Is it true that camera's really exaggerate things and make you more grotesque?
I'm asking this because, holy shit, if that's what I look like everyday when I go outside, I want to kill myself.
i probably won't be back again soon but yeah it's nice to be back for now as long as i'm drunk... i've just been working, idling, seeing friends, hugging people etc, it's pretty nice
i should be able to get a better job soon so we'll see what happens, i've got a plan
how are things with you?
>You're autistic enough to post as anon
i'm autistic enough to never post as anon ackshully
fundamentally a camera is a single foci and a person seeing you is two foci because two eyes ayy lmao
there's also aperture and focal lengths to contend with
a camera picture is just another version of the real you, and not necessarily the same one others see
I can see why funked up 4chan standards find the nerd look attractive, like the ugly betty thing. Personally I see an ugly guy in her as well but at least she covers it up with what you said. Gotta do what you gotta do son.
stefonknee and chris chan both pass better than me
tbqh i kinda rlly hate alcohol for the most part but it's just too convenient to bury my feels and stuff when I think I'm upsetting/inconveniencing my partne, I hate how much weed I use just to eat and stuff too
I'm doing the same old, so notsogreat
of course, angles and lighting and stuff are everything moreso in pics but even what u see in mirrors is effected
I'm glad that things have been going well and that you've got a plan. I saw you say earlier that you were planning on moving out at some point and going downtown, I hope that it works out. What kind of work are you looking for.
Things are ok over here, mostly just school school and more school. I got royally fucked by my schedule this term, so I don't have a lot of time at home ;_;
Please forgive me, it's hard to tell the bully anons apart
Im not familiar with this boards culture. Heads up.
looking for a mtf friend that can critique and help me look more attractive.
anyone bites and ill post an email I can be reached at. Mostly looking for skype stuff. Thanks
honestly get some 5-HTP from some grocery store or something and take 200-300mg a day for a month or two and see how you feel, since i started taking it daily i've dropped alcohol almost entirely and have had my mood boosted, although i still max it up for a day or two when i have work off and nothing to do
like... without it, i'd drink and just ignore people, but with it, i'd engage my partner and just be warmer to them, all about that serotonin
you've mentioned you have some gastro issues and weed tends to be a massive help with that so i wouldn't feel bad about how much you use to combat it, it is a medicine after all
ganbatte senpai, at least you're getting your credentials right?
I'm looking for anything with consistent hours ideally, right now my hours have dropped at the restaurant because post-christmas business is really slow. Ideally I get a fulltime gig somewhere downtown doing literally anything aside from NK-tier labour so I can afford a decent-sized apartment. Retail, sales, janitor, I don't give a shit. Money's money and a nice place is worth it for the space for cats to run around and for other reasons.
oh, I hope u make lots of $$$$
I don't even have a 3ds to tv tho ;~;
yeh idk it's like ppl saying wow ur so smart apply to google and then the application asks for a masters degree and ur like welp I'm too dumb .... das life tho~
ofc she did ^^;;
she can be really frustrating at times about it but deep down she's a qt 3.14 gurl >/////<;;;
n-now get starbucks to celebrate and buy her qt accessories >////>;;;
Im too pure for this shit.
>go buy shoes
>girl at store asks what size I am
>start sweating buckets
frog u better email me that thing again, i forgot to check it before an hour passed so it got deleted
my secret is an IRL person
sensepil XL by silk'n
get it from their website cause the amazon one is shady