are you SW anon?
There's not much to say 2bh. We went to a pub and had a few drinks and just really hit it off. He's sweet and has a lovely beard and likes the same things as me. His movie last is a bit lacking, but I think that just gives me an opportunity to educate him on future dates (which have already been planned).
At the end of the night we kissed on a bridge over the river.
I am now compromised. The details would only scar you. All I had to do was walk away - at no point was the door closed. The exit was always open, but I pressed on regardless out of a foolish desire to "see things through". The knowledge has come to consume me. What else will I experience, what peversion have I already borne aloft through my bullheadedness? The damage is incalcuable and irretreivable, the scars running deep and all bridges burned.
This is the final dispatch of a ruined soul. May I remain here, my burnt carcass as a scarecrow, warning that these fields are fallow, these homesteads empty. Nothing grows, the bleakness is all consuming. I am the sign of death, and all around me silent angels cry their phosphurus tears. Oh god, the phosphorus, how it burns, Mother, it burns! The cry and shout of splattered gore, the wails and the moans - dashed into pained oblivion! What I have become, so proud and so foolish? And all for the chase of fortune, of curiousity, of patriotism.
Pass not this point, wanderer, for I have made this fresh and stultifying silence mine, and it is absolute.
How? His dick doesn't even work.
Did he engulf someone with his anus?
How can you even tell someone is bi from one picture you fucktard?
ITT: Autism speaks
Senpai, why are you bullying our trannies?
Don't you also kinda want to remove your benis?
I know this is just shit posting. But still. I don't want to get pozzed. I just want to be happy again....
come chat with sexy beast martin shkreli http://tin_y_chat.com/martinshkreli
>to protect yourself from a corrupt government?
I assume this post was made by an American, and I don't really see how that works.
Is there any real life exemples of an American that used a gun to get "protection from the government"?
This guy calls you cute at the gym.
What do you do?
what? it was steve all along? I didn't recognize him in the other picture. It must be a bad picture, since I usually think he has a qt face.
In any case all I care about is his ass. That's one fine ass.
Fucking tater tot.
You probably can drink more than me, cause Ireland doesn't have anything to drink but beer (though I can't drink beer, so I had your many fine ciders, 10/10). I only ~58 kilos, so after my second white russian I'm pretty loose, clumsy, and giggly. I've never passed out though, there is only comfy drunk and then straight to sick drunk.
So haavárd is a tranny now
Aww bless mate
Ill fight all lanklets by running through your legs
I'm not a tater tot, I'm a leprechaun
Emm I only drink whiskey desu so you I probably can, I'm 73 kg so I can put more away I guess
I get you about being drunk but I think it's what you drink, I drank half a litre of quality polish vodka and only got tipsy
Pick two. Except quality and Polish.
The two times I've gotten sick, one involved five shots of vodka and then two airline bottles of rum, and the other was 3/4s of a bottle of mash. I don't do so well with quick drinking, but if we make an evening out of it, I'm fine. I use vodka because I can judge my limit with it better. Whiskey tastes like dirt and sawdust, I don't know how you people do it.
The Kleppe would never, he is far too masculine.
>I'm not a tater tot, I'm a leprechaun
You're a fucking tater tot, cunt. A nasty little tot.
Got no pot of gold, only crispy golden brown chunks of potato.
Do you drink American whiskey? Like jd and coke or something that's your problem
Drink Irish whiskey and watch everything stop mattering and you just coast
I live slow drinking over a night too
Potatoes are gold
The gold of the ground, why do you think they are in a pot? Dipshit
He's making stew
Post it, I bet you're cute
The first time I tried whiskey was in Ireland at one of the famous factories. Maybe yall should stop brewing your alcohol in used barrels, that's literally garbage. Gross.
Keep making candy though, you had way better gummy candy than the states do.
>tfw texting with a hot almost-daddy with a beautiful muscular body
>sends me semi lewd pictures of himself all the time even when I haven't seen him any
>tells me I really know how to make him horny
>tfw he lives in spain
>tfw he has a boyfriend/husband
>tfw feel bad for sexting with him but can't stop
why can't I find a daddy whore that doesn't live an ocean away :c
I had sex with my bf on new years, and we fucked pretty hard, and for a day or two after he said he had cramps, and now 6 days later he's saying that the food he's eating isn't sitting right with him. I know this isn't a medical board, but how worried should he be? He keeps saying he's fine and he'll live, but I'm extremely worried to the point where my stomach is also upset.
You fucked up.
Enjoy paying alimony for 18 years now faggot.
>mfw hit 2.5pl8 deadlift today
get shat on, Ann
if i dont mind dicks but find the rest of the male body disgusting (man face, body hair etc) am i still into men? like can you even call me bi or whatever if im not into masculine stuff?
no dicks arent masculine
im completely fine with them
theyre even more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas though of course less useful to me so its not like i wish women had it
regardless can you even say im into men when im not even into men who look like men?
Bench Squat and Dl, respectively. I'm pretty much deadlifting what I started out at. I'm afraid to fuck up my back going any heavier.
I'm pretty happy with them, even if they are shit, considering I could barely press 90 poons two years ago.
dude, you can call yourself whatever you want to call yourself, idrc tbqh. But 1000s of years of ethnographic art alone would disagree with your concept of dicks aren't masculine. Dicks have always represented masculinity and male fertility.
Do not bully, those lists don't mean shit anyway.
Most of the time, the better models are in the icons or money lists.
Some of the most well respected models from the past decade aren't on any list at all.
ayy, adam's apples that look like this make me uncomfy for some reason.
>male models look weird
only the ayylmao ones desu.
There are some pretty fucking attractive people in the fashiun industry.
Like, even the C-rated models that work for companies like Asos are pretty handsome.
>There are some pretty fucking attractive people in the fashiun industry
Like The Kleppe™.
Look at this fucking alpha.
Gaygen tell me if my friend is gay, I am btw
>asked/talked with me about jerk off habits (he initiated convo)
>uses fag a lot but never actually says it, only in text
>Virgin at 18, only kissed a girl
>Only one girlfriend, dated her for a while in high school
>Looks at me the way I've looked at guys before (I know every deluded gay guy says this one, but this time its different)
>Whenever we're alone he wants to talk about "serious stuff" or "really talk to me" but never really does
>Saw a movie with just me and always says how much he likes to spend time with me
>We always say good night to each other
I don't have many close friends, straight of gay so idk if any of this is out of the ordinary. Help, he's qt
He sounds like a pussy, I bet I could beat him in hand to hand combat.
>tfw juggling between 7 guys
It's ok because one of them has to be my future boyfriend, right?
both have been said. Also when we arrived early at a movie by a few hours he was glad because he got to be with me longer, I don't remember his exact words but it was similar to that
I mainly go to therapy because my father died from brain cancer when I was little, and before he died he would go on violent, tumor induced rage and would beat the living tar out of me and my mother.
But, growing up middle eastern, most of my family finds homosexuality disgraceful. So that messed me up, too. Sorry I'm not as mentally strong as you. Enjoy your better genetics.
But I'll throw everyone else in the trashcan and commit to that one guy when he shows any signs of affection towards me.
It'd just be tedious to go through the 7 of them one at a time.
No he has other friends who he hangs out in a group with. were only ever together alone. He also has a lot of girl friends and the only friends he introduced me to when I went to visit him at college were girls.
But he claims to like and have flirted with a girl hes in a team with
she got bullied off by some guy blackmailing her
You probably won't loose him as a friend anyways, even if he gives a negative reaction at first. If all the stuff you said was true, he'll come around and want to be still be your friend if he isn't gay. If he can't come around, do you actually still want him as a friend?
You need to keep you attraction to him on the back burner tho, like repress the hell outta that shit... at least until he actually knows your gay.
Which of you fags are always camping in the CBTs?
Ask him if he likes dick?
Doing a shitty project for uni and can't leave the house.
So it's gaygen shitposting and cbt lurking for qt fuqbois.
Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
If he's straight, you're gonna end up heartbroken or you'll just be a paranoid faggot and end up raping his bussy.
Stunt kween posted those herself, Shitler. All t all shade, she just wants the screen time.
I've had crushes on guys, straight and gay, where the feeling wasn't mutual (or was ambiguous). Looking back, the ambiguous ones never went anywhere. The guys I've been with were all fairly direct in letting me know they were interested. Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever been the one to initiate.
But the consequences are too severe.
I feel like if it wasn't for him telling me about the girl he likes (this convo only happened once tho) then I'd be positive that he was gay. He always asks me what girls like me or if I like any, and I always say yes and no.
Has anyone encountered a gay guy who lied about liking a girl?
Also I'm not super obviously gay, the only thing I do that he knows of that can be interpreted as gay is art.
"anon-friend... like you say we are really close and stuff... so it's really tearing me up inside not to tell you something because it feels like I am totally living a lie. I hope this doesn't make you no longer want to be my friend b/c I really like having you as a friend and I would hate to loose you. I'm gay."
>come out to him first
>keep your crush to yourself
>do it in person
>judge his reaction over several days, weeks and you'll know if he has feelings for you
What if I dropped hints that I like him without blatantly coming out. I always respond when he says he likes spending time with me with something similar. Also how would i go about dropping hints?
>Tfw if I was straight I could be dating attractive girls who I have been explicitly told irl like me
So it's not Maki then.
Damn, how many babydick autists does this thread attract?
I'm living with maki on his houseboat. :3
His boat is nice but has a weird layout. There's a soaking tub right next to the bed. Makes it easy to clean up after sex but is sorta creepy.
well then resolve to keep him as a friend and get over your crush. If you are as young as you sound, there will be other potential bfs. Statistically speaking, he's probably not gay and is not interested in you romantically. You should still come out to him tho, but whatever.
>tfw cute girl leaves you her number.
Aw, poor thing.
I haven't seen SP for a while.
Jupp told me he has her locked up, and is planning a murder-suicide so they can be together forever.
Don't tell anybody else though, he wanted to keep it between us.
Gurl, appearance is everything. You look like Davey Havok if he had Progeria.
no you, odds are in your favor you mentally unstable ugly fetish object
your trips only mean you are jealous of my bisexual beauty and swagger
>Davey Havok if he had Progeria
yeah, I see it
So I'm really not attracted to guys particularly much. Not really crazy about their bodies, the smell, I've never been romantically attracted, etc. Yet I really want to get fucked by a guy. What do?
You'll be the first against the wall
I've waited my hole life for this moment
>"So son, how have you spent the 8 years since you left home?"
>"well, mostly i go onto an anonymous imageboard for approximately 3 hours a day, every day and ask strangers to post pictures of my asshole or write elaborate fantasies to go along with suggestive pictures of men I have never met that I post regularly - I have a folder of over 500 images now. Sometimes I mix things up by sexually harassing people online or working on my filenames. Friends? Why would I need friends?"
>That's because you're a passive bottom boi
That may be true, i am a passive bottom and HAD never been one to initiate anything. NOw there is this great top I met and he has shown interest, but i am the one actively pursuing so being passive in bed does not require you to be passive in life.