Stop complaining about the general edition or else I'll throw you out of the bridge. If you make a habit of it I will throw you off my ship.
Don't need to tell me twice, bitch.
You will never defeat me.
How come gays love bears and cubs and all of that but women hate them?
Is it culture or what?
You guys should start taking advantage of the straight guys that try to tease you all the time.
If you treat them like how women treat them they will complain and never bother you guys. You might even get the dick.
>You might even get the dick.
only way to get dick from a (truly) straight guy is to transition, pass, and be hot.
Trust me, I've tried everything else.
>tfw no straight bf
>tfw tranny chaser
>tfw kind of like when they don't pass
>tfw realize they are all fucking retarded though and extremely delusional
>tfw only wanted to get with them because they are like women in nearly every wat but they are still men so I can hit them if need be
I think you're cute sludge. You should go outside and find some people that care about you. You worry me because you're attractive as shit yet you stay inside all day alone.
You should get a grindr or something and find someone that wants a relationship. Like just have it but don't expect anything from it.
Aren't you a newfag?
>You should get a grindr or something and find someone that wants a relationship. Like just have it but don't expect anything from it.
This is terrible advice, you should get into a relationship with someone you get along with and have known for awhile, not a fucking grindr hookup.
i miss the days back in high school when my 'straight' friend would hug me from behind and whisper in my ear 'you like this, don't you?'
now he's dating a bitch i can't stand
he is still so nice to me though ;-; we met again last week and he acted like we were still great friends, even though we hadn't seen each other in years
I had a friend like that in high school too
it was beatiful and awful at the same time. The situation I mean.
Because I was helplessly in love with him (at least as much as a horny teenager can be in love), and he knew it (I never told him but it was obvious) and sort of teased me about it.
Then he got a girl pregnant
You really need to be social sludge, being social online is ok, but meeting people, looking them in the eyes, etc. is important. the longer you avoid it the harder it's going to be to get back into it as well.
Run me through to your strategy for approaching guys in public then. Do you have a magic "gaydar" or are you only approaching guys who are obviously gay (which are the wrong type of guys anyway). Or do you hit on random men who are mostly straight?
>in public like everybody else
the issue w/ the gay community is that, while stuff like gay book clubs n shit exists, they're few and far between and all the predominant gay social events revolve around sex, drugs, and alcohol. you can't really hold gays to the "meet a nice person at a coffeeshop, etc" standard that straights set because we're not walking around with pink triangles on our sleeves
you guys seem more bothered about me not being a social butterfly than i am
>Do you have a magic "gaydar"
It's not bad
>or are you only approaching guys who are obviously gay (which are the wrong type of guys anyway)
>Or do you hit on random men
You don't need to hit on anybody, just make friends. Is this for real or did I run into some serious 4chan autism.
eh I'm not worried but they're making it sound like this impossible task, then recommending GRINDR of all things while criticizing meeting gay guys in coffee shops or bookstores or other places where you might see them in a normal setting that's not inherently sexualized. Doesn't make any sense to me. I can understand wanting to avoid L.A. sex dens but grindr is pretty much the online version.
only on grindr will you know that everyone is gay, like puppers said >>5501198 book clubs and coffeeshops are a nice idea. you could make a cute little disney movies about it, but its not the real world. the real world is gays shooting cannabis in their eyeballs, and making zombie slaves with drills and hot water. that is what your coffeshops and book clubs are, so just use grindr.
When I meet my husband, it will be on a star-filled autumn evening with magic in the air!
>nobody is criticizing meeting guys in coffee shops
>it's just ridiculous to think that's common or likely
Well you can meet someone on a dating site rather than a hookup app if you're not sure you'll find clean guys... I don't live in L.A. so I don't know what the gay scene there is like but where I am it's much, much more tame and "mainstream" so chances are higher to meet a decent guy. You just sorta make friends and see how things go.
>the real world is gays shooting cannabis in their eyeballs, and making zombie slaves with drills and hot water.
Mozart was a total qt in this movie.
You guys agree?
Are you for real nigga?
i don't think there's anything wrong with meeting someone at a coffee shop, fact is it's just really unlikely to ever happen
and i don't care to meet anyone
you guys are a lot more hung up on my social life than i am
I don't think even he knows, he has a bunch of silly tattoos. It would be a red flag on anyone else, but on him it's cute!
can I still be qt femboi 5ft 4 with this face anons
It's funny because feminists pretend to hate men than at the end of the day they ALWAYS fuck chad. The are the biggest retards ever. Even dumber than regular women and that is fucking saying something.
??? Yes father
>Not even sandnigger skin
Gghgh I look like a child In thisone but this should prove my point
let me tell you who bryce is
bryce is the kinda guy who gets nudes of an underage kid, saves them, then spreads them on 4chan to unwitting users
bryce is the guy that takes someone's skype username, web-flushes it to find any piece of evidence of some poor random kid set up by john to blackmail him
bryce is the kinda guy that would still beg for forgiveness and hope to get with that weirdo kid, despite all that had happened.
you can pretend you're not bryce all you fucking want, but read this, and know how fucked up you are.
Why must you continue to make me hate myself?
Not me, I am pure in heart and mind.
>rugby is a namefag that makes any sort of positive contribution to a thread
Good fortune will be upon you.
Mark him as your property, homo-style. This includes depositing your semen in him via a bareback load as well as urinating on him after wards. The more times you do this, the better. This will keep other gays away from him and he will remain yours.
As someone in the navy hes going to travel the world meeting different people. From my expierence with people I have talked with if you trust him enough you can lock him into a relationship beforehand and prove to him you're going to be loyal while keeping in touch with him all the time. It would mean a bunch to him if you were always there talking to him because hes going to be at sea for a long period of time with no family or nothing from his old life.
You should send him gifts also. That type of stuff means a bunch when you literally have nobody else and you're somewhere far away from home.
I haven't been through the real navy stuff yet on the job stuff so take what I said with a grain of salt but I talk to my recruiters about relationship stuff all the time. I can't recommend it or not recommend it since I haven't been through boot camp or nothing. I kind of wish I went to the air force since I am smart enough and would have gotten a much more technical job but I get to travel the world and fug people from the around the world so I am excited. I am autistic though so it might be a horrible four years.
i am excited to finally not live on the internet though and become a normie and adapt to reality. Random bfs dont help I thought that they would.
Its really easy really...I went an entire year in 2013 without it once a trans gal broke my laptop. I decded against internet since I spent so much time on it. I quit drinking and smoking in one day. You get dumber without it though like I started ifting correctly once I got internet again.
Internet really isn't anything special I prefer life without it really so I can feel human.
I know this feel...he's such a normie also.
>tfw don't need to fall for a guy because I'd happily take anyone as my bf
>feel like I'm being hard on my bf
>just a little battle hardened since I dated a total cunt for three years
I'm going to see him tomorrow. What should I say? I want to apologize but not entirely
You sound like a woman tbqh.
Act like a normal human being and quit being a bitch.
Yes you can, do it in a tactful way. It doesn't have to be all suddenly. Get away from her little by little and have the time to talk about your real feelings. Maybe she won't understand, but it's better to do yourself.
Wow thats a long time anon. How are you not over him? Longest I ever crushed on a guy was about a year but I hung out with him nearly everyday.
>tfw still crushing on a guy who rejected you 3 months ago
I wonder if senpai calls him whore all the time like he does on here.
Btw pic related its me
my hunch is no -oc, you never know. I get the impression that he's doing the daddy thing and trying to be the responsible adult for his impressionable youth bf. probably takes him out to Chuck E. Cheese's after his team wins their hockey match, stuff like that. calling him "whore" would probably hurt the kid.
>sexuality war when
Once our weapon is complete.
>about to have morning sex
>bf gives me the d and thrusts a few times
>"this feels weird"
>pulls out, inspects dick and butt
>"it's probably a skin tag in/on your butt that's healed from some kind of tear/fissure"
Ha anyone ever experienced this? We never had any problems and the last time we had sex (a day ago), he did not complain? Is there a way I can fix it? He said he had a similar problem but fixed in eventually. He also said maybe we should take it easy (I'm hoping that means I'll have more access to his butt now). Pls respond.
Masculine dicks are the best thing in the world. Your feminine dick is the worst.
there's your first problem among many more to come
That does this even mean? I really don't understand the ayy lmao meme or how you can be one. Someone explain.
What is an ironing board doing in a gym locker room? That's weird.
Yeah, but I understand it to a point. I hate the fags that say they don't need more friends and are generally bitchy when you try to start a casual conversation. It's like they're waiting for some guy to just propose to them on the spot.
Well yeah. In fact it was an extremely realistic dream.
While he was blowing me, he was like "hold on a second please" and went to bathroom real quick, and while he was gone I was staring down at my cock and noticed my boner was going away with the condom still on, so I had to do that awkward "jerk off with condom on to stay relatively hard enough so it doesn't slip off" thing till he came back.
Why can't my sex dreams be over the top and amazing?
Eh. No clue. When you dream it's just random firing of the brain that it's trying to interpret. Usually things that you worry about in your actual life will come up. Are you some one that's usually really careful with protection?
Basically same for be. Calk it up to the fact that I masturbate a lot.
Posted here before about one of the few times, maybe the only time, I did as a teen have a wet dream but it was more nightmare fuel than sexual. Some muscled dude attacked me and ripped dick off. Blood gushing in dream was me ejaculating IRL. Truly a WTF moment.
my one and only wet dream was when I was 14 or so. I was at a party and I somehow persuaded this girl to have sex with me in the toilets. I still remember how strange and puffy her vagina was. At the end she turned into a robot and my music teacher walked in and I woke up.
>when the tinder match you've appointed a date with messages you through scruff while not knowing who you are because body picture
Has anyone here read the post-structuralist book "The Legacy Of Totalitarianism in a Tundra"?
I'm a fan.
wow. ok, I only had that one dream back when I was a kid and don't really have sexual dreams but I masturbate maybe once or twice a day and always have morning wood... even middle of the night wood. Most of the time when I wake up from any sort of sleep, I've got a boner.
>the struggle to pee from a boner while stumbling to the toilet in the middle of the night is real
I remember reading somewhere that a way to test for erectile dysfunction was docs would have their old guy patients put postage stamps on their dicks before going to sleep. It the stamps came off over night, it meant that they were getting erections and that their ability not to get them for sex was mental and not physical.
how do you take a decent picture of yourself? i look really awful in all pictures i take. i don't usually think i look that horrible when looking in the mirror...
i just want an ok picture for my facebook account. i'm going to try to be a normalfag and have some friends.
If you can pin someone
Get them to take it, taking a selfie looks so bad most of the time
Lighting (feel good might post his lighting teddy pic) get good light that adds to your features
Also the angle depends how you want to present yourself. The pics of Obama on the left are the ones used with his own campaigns, because taking a photo from the below or straight on makes you look more trustworthy, self-confident and powerful. The ones on the right are used by Republicans because photos from the above make you look weak and fragile(which is why girls use it a lot to lure guys).
Being front lit removes shadows and stuff but makes you kinda shiny or else it pretty good
Back lit gives shadows so its not great because it can make it too dark
Side lit is a good mix of shadows and light
The Lighting should be artificial it's the best for it almost always
im 22 and for the years preceding age 21 historically a bottom.
due to medical circumstances I can't comfortably bottom anymore, so Im sort of trying to become a top. I even have a bottom bf right now.
so it was my second time ever trying to top last night and I did everything right EXCEPT being able to fucking climax.
I was so hard and I got sort of close a few times, but I was really overwhelmed and my dick is sort of big so I was afraid I was hurting him, and after I'd been fucking him for 4 minutes or so he asked if I was close, I wasn't, and I lost all the progress I'd made because I thought he was starting to get sore and I don't like hurting others.
still came with hand afterwards but I feel like I cannot fuck it up next time, he said it felt amazing and I was good despite my lack of experience. but im still mad at myself.
The below selfie is tricky but it can be a success too
You just want to suck this guy's dick because he looks so dominant from this angle
Maybe can you still take a finger maybe getting that stimulated will do the job
Or just talk to him if it hurts so you can have your fun
And getting head / wanking isn't a bad way to end
He hadn't bottomed in a while either (few months) so he was really tight. I should've asked if it was starting to hurt because that's what made me lose it, but if he'd said yes I would've just got soft. I want to believe topping/dominance can be added to my nature, but Im such a fucking softie.
Being a good top is making sure the bottom gets off mentally and physically and "running the fuck" by "knowing" your partner imo. It actually sounds like you are on the way to being a good top. Making your bf cum all over himself before you cum, then jerking yourself off to cum on him in the same place is not an unsexy thing... it's pretty much standard porn fare.
>know that topping and domming aren't the same thing even if they mostly go hand in hand.
Being a softie isn't a bad thing either. It will actually let your partner trust you more. If you want to dom him more or get more violent, he'll know that he can trust you not actually hurt him.
The fun part for you will be getting inside his head to find out what makes him tick and what drives him crazy and that to constantly tease him up and drive him wild.