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>>5498818

tinychat/ gaygenrehab
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>implying any self-respecting homo would get on a ship with that harpy
just fuck my shit up familia
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first for TRUMP
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>>5500849
>Jupp
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Why do you leave your trip on when making new threads but not when you bully people?
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>>5500871
Trump is mortal sin
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>>5500872
can someone explain this faggot maymay to me
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I never saw voyager, I watched Babylon 5 instead. is it worth seeing?
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>>5500904
No, TNG was the last good Trek series. Babylon 5 is miles ahead of Voy.
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>tfw people keep asking me if I do drugs

I don't even drink alcohol

I don't undersand why people think this of me
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>>5500872
Stop complaining about the general edition or else I'll throw you out of the bridge. If you make a habit of it I will throw you off my ship.
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>>5500930
>allies
fucking why
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>>5500916
Don't need to tell me twice, bitch.
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>>5500916
You will never defeat me.
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How come gays love bears and cubs and all of that but women hate them?

Is it culture or what?
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fem4fem only
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>>5500943
women love bears if there's money involved
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>>5500943
many women love them too though
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>>5500938
Crap like is usually made by straight people who call themselves allies
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>>5500953
fem4masc master race
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>>5500956
down with breeders
sexuality war when
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>>5500959
did you say masc4masc
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>>5500943
straights don't label themselves as much as gays

so probs they don't even know what a cub or a bear is
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>>5500938
>two spirit
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>>5500930
>two spirited
>femme
>allies
>no intersexual
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

my pseudo pussydick is more real than those things
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>>5500963
You guys should start taking advantage of the straight guys that try to tease you all the time.
If you treat them like how women treat them they will complain and never bother you guys. You might even get the dick.
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>>5500976
>You might even get the dick.

only way to get dick from a (truly) straight guy is to transition, pass, and be hot.

Trust me, I've tried everything else.

>tfw no straight bf
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>>5500964
masc4masc is a meme standard created by closet fems with lisps who failed at being hot and are just gross neckbeard fags
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>>5500976
>implying i ever interact with straight men
>implying i ever interact with anyone
i wouldn't want a straight dick anyway
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>>5500939
that was easier than I expected
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>>5500940
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>>5500982
>tfw tranny chaser
>tfw kind of like when they don't pass
>tfw realize they are all fucking retarded though and extremely delusional
>tfw only wanted to get with them because they are like women in nearly every wat but they are still men so I can hit them if need be

>>5500988
I think you're cute sludge. You should go outside and find some people that care about you. You worry me because you're attractive as shit yet you stay inside all day alone.
You should get a grindr or something and find someone that wants a relationship. Like just have it but don't expect anything from it.

>>5500983
Aren't you a newfag?
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>>5501008
only the trip is new, I'm not
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>tfw none to fuck the cum out of me
http://webmshare.com/play/VNPPZ
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>>5501008
>You worry me because you're attractive as shit
pics or it didn't happen
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>>5501016
you're john, right.
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>>5501022
Fuck off.
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>>5501027
No. Why do people think I'm him
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Does reading books make you more intelligent if they are nonfiction?
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>>5501043
if you retain what you read
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>>5501008
>You should get a grindr or something and find someone that wants a relationship. Like just have it but don't expect anything from it.
This is terrible advice, you should get into a relationship with someone you get along with and have known for awhile, not a fucking grindr hookup.
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i miss the days back in high school when my 'straight' friend would hug me from behind and whisper in my ear 'you like this, don't you?'

now he's dating a bitch i can't stand

he is still so nice to me though ;-; we met again last week and he acted like we were still great friends, even though we hadn't seen each other in years
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>>5501053
Fuck his bitch.
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>>5501033
because he's outed as a mexican, disappeared and suddenly "rich twink" appears with almost the same personality as what john tried to pull first.
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>>5501061
But I'm not a mexican
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>>5501048
gurl u is crazy, ain't no thang called relationship. u gay gurl gotta do them hooks.
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>>5501053
>i miss the days back in high school when my 'straight' friend would hug me from behind and whisper in my ear 'you like this, don't you?'

Under what circumstances did this occur?
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>>5501053
>chances of finding somebody not on a gay app or site that you find attractive AND you get along with AND is gay AND is interested in you

Well bud we live in the real world
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>>5501053
he teased you because he wanted you to suck his dick

why weren't you a good faggot and sucked it?
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>>5501065
fine, have your fun again john.
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>>5501048
I found a legitimate relationship. I mean for him to just have one so he can check it from time to time not as a main source of love looking. Like just to have it because if he thinks he's the only person that wants a relationship in the world hes wrong.

>>5501045
I do...
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>>5501053
I had a friend like that in high school too

it was beatiful and awful at the same time. The situation I mean.

Because I was helplessly in love with him (at least as much as a horny teenager can be in love), and he knew it (I never told him but it was obvious) and sort of teased me about it.

Then he got a girl pregnant
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>>5500881
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
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>>5501087
and then you wanted to be a girl?
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>>5501068
in the school restroom, usually

>>5501072
because i was too scared, and i always assumed he was only joking around
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>>5501081
>I found a legitimate relationship.
I don't care, I was using "you" in a general sense not you specifically. And Grindr is for sex, period.
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>>5501097
Oh no, never. I wanted to fuck his ass so bad. He had and still has the most perfect bp I've seen irl
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>>5501103
>in the school restroom, usually

Jesus Christ anon you fucked up
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>>5501110
he had stocks in british petroleum?
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>>5501048
>implying i have anyone i've known for a while
i literally don't have a single friend here

>>5501008
that's nice of you to say
i have scruff, i chat all the time
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>>5501110
How did you see his bussy?
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>>5501124
You really need to be social sludge, being social online is ok, but meeting people, looking them in the eyes, etc. is important. the longer you avoid it the harder it's going to be to get back into it as well.
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>>5501106
I'll re ask. Where do YOU suggest to find men that are gay, attractive to you, and attracted to you?
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>>5501139
there have been a number of attempts since i moved here
i stopped caring
i'm pretty sure every gay man in la is a pozzed up murderer anyway
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>>5501131
well, I didn't see his hole but I saw pretty much all my high school classmates naked because we had gym right before classes and we had to shower there.
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>>5501147
you could always be out in some shitfuck town in the middle of nowhere where there's probably 3 gay guys in a 50 mile radius and they're all old men
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>>5501159
jokes on you i lived in a tiny farm town in indiana until earlier this year
you don't know me senpai
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>>5501142
uhhh, in public like everybody else? If it has to be online there are other gay sites/chatrooms that are a bit less hookup oriented. I don't blame him for avoiding L.A. gay though.
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>>5501170
public, what is this public?
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>>5501170
Run me through to your strategy for approaching guys in public then. Do you have a magic "gaydar" or are you only approaching guys who are obviously gay (which are the wrong type of guys anyway). Or do you hit on random men who are mostly straight?
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>>5501170
>in public like everybody else
the issue w/ the gay community is that, while stuff like gay book clubs n shit exists, they're few and far between and all the predominant gay social events revolve around sex, drugs, and alcohol. you can't really hold gays to the "meet a nice person at a coffeeshop, etc" standard that straights set because we're not walking around with pink triangles on our sleeves
you guys seem more bothered about me not being a social butterfly than i am
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>>5501182
>Do you have a magic "gaydar"
It's not bad
>or are you only approaching guys who are obviously gay (which are the wrong type of guys anyway)
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>Or do you hit on random men
You don't need to hit on anybody, just make friends. Is this for real or did I run into some serious 4chan autism.
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>>5501198
I like this idea of yours of putting pink triangles on every gay man.
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>>5501198
eh I'm not worried but they're making it sound like this impossible task, then recommending GRINDR of all things while criticizing meeting gay guys in coffee shops or bookstores or other places where you might see them in a normal setting that's not inherently sexualized. Doesn't make any sense to me. I can understand wanting to avoid L.A. sex dens but grindr is pretty much the online version.
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>>5501226
only on grindr will you know that everyone is gay, like puppers said >>5501198 book clubs and coffeeshops are a nice idea. you could make a cute little disney movies about it, but its not the real world. the real world is gays shooting cannabis in their eyeballs, and making zombie slaves with drills and hot water. that is what your coffeshops and book clubs are, so just use grindr.
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>>5501224
thanks i came up with it myself

>>5501226
nobody is criticizing meeting guys in coffee shops
it's just ridiculous to think that's common or likely
there's a reason online dating and hookup apps are so popular with gay people
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When I meet my husband, it will be on a star-filled autumn evening with magic in the air!
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>>5501268
Is this for real?
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>>5501249
Before I have sex, I can only achieve full mescaline induced euphoria when I praise Satan and let the dark angel m angel guide Johnson
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>>5500943
no girls like dad bod.
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>>5501268
Mgo? Why would he write Mgo on himself?
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>>5501257
>nobody is criticizing meeting guys in coffee shops
>it's just ridiculous to think that's common or likely
Well you can meet someone on a dating site rather than a hookup app if you're not sure you'll find clean guys... I don't live in L.A. so I don't know what the gay scene there is like but where I am it's much, much more tame and "mainstream" so chances are higher to meet a decent guy. You just sorta make friends and see how things go.
>>5501249
>the real world is gays shooting cannabis in their eyeballs, and making zombie slaves with drills and hot water.
wat
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>>5501268
Can I post some pictures of you? :3
I used to have a bunch on my phone but I deleted them.
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>>5501065
ur complexion says otherwise.
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>>5501285
you have sex?
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isn't it funny how john hasn't been on since richtwink appeared?
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>>5501291
No.

>>5501289
I don't know, you should ask him.

>>5501280
Yes.
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Mozart was a total qt in this movie.

You guys agree?
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oh god I want a cute feminine guy to hold
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>>5501307
Are you for real nigga?
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>>5501290
i don't think there's anything wrong with meeting someone at a coffee shop, fact is it's just really unlikely to ever happen
and i don't care to meet anyone
you guys are a lot more hung up on my social life than i am
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>>5501306
yes
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>>5501305
It could be mno, I don't see if its meant to be a gebu rune or a naudir rune.
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>>5501311
to clarify i'm talking about randomly meeting someone in public, not setting up a date to meet someone at a coffee shop or something like that
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>>5501308
I fucking am
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random depression story tiem

>tfw im literally 5´4´´
>Ive been 5´4´´ ever since I turned 15
> Im now 19

when does the nightmare end gg
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>>5501306
Mozart was a perv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk
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>>5501313
Im glad we agree anon
>>5501322
When will they learn?
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>>5501322
why aren't you some qt small femboy
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>>5501324
stfu I bet your only 3 ft tall you midget shit
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>>5501314
I don't think even he knows, he has a bunch of silly tattoos. It would be a red flag on anyone else, but on him it's cute!
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>>5501322
time to ask the doctors for a... erh, inverse transition. I dunno what you'd call it, anyway, you wanna get some HGH. so you can transition into a real man.
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>>5501331
>tfw only 6 foot

Your words cut too deep anon :^)
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>>5501330
>femboy

FUCK OFF

>>5501322
Just be a submissive gay man. Don't listen to the femboy freaks.
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>>5501331
Manlet rage tbqh senpai baka
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>>5501330
I dont have the qt face for it anon

>>5501335
>implying Im ftm, rite
hitting a little close to home there
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>>5501335
hgh wont work at his age. it's not like its human evolution virus bruv

>>5501338
>5'4

its your only hope m8 sorry
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>>5501300
I'm not John. Here's a pic to prove it
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Clarification: Richtwink is NOT me, I'm me. Richtwink IS, however, rejecting any efforts I make to befriend him, so he is, in fact, similar to me. Must be a rich twink thing.
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>>5501342
sure you do bb

post pic
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>>5501347
LMAO
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can I still be qt femboi 5ft 4 with this face anons
>>5501350
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It's funny because feminists pretend to hate men than at the end of the day they ALWAYS fuck chad. The are the biggest retards ever. Even dumber than regular women and that is fucking saying something.
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>>5501342
I'm not saying your ftm, you're... boy to male, btm.

>>5501345
are you sure.
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>>5501352
yeah you need to grow your hair out a bit and wear it down though

also underage pls
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>>5501352
POO IN LOO MEJMET
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>>5501352
Top qt desu
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>>5501354
back to /r9k/ with you
>>5501347
see, less than 1 minute difference. we're not the same.
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>>5501352
Yeah you're cute as fuck.
DONT BE A FEMBOI
The femboi crew are a bunch of AGP assholes and bullies.
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>>5501348
this is you.
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>>5501356
that legit made my day
>irl actually ftm

>>5501365
>>5501362
pic related
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>>5501372
That's one of me, I'm a multiperson. Except for richtwink. I'd never be fake rich like him.
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>>5501372
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>>5501352
pajeet my son
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>>5501379
Ok Bryce keep stalking me bud. Maybe I set that up along with that rich douche from texas to throw you off.
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shit some of you are creepy
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>>5501402
yeah no joke bud
what can you even do man, 4chan is full of creepy people
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>>5501390
So I'm further guessing that both chauncey and chauncey pretending to be bryce is also your alt personas. Are there others as well?
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>>5501402
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>>5501409
john = bryce
bryce = chauncey
chauncey = rugby

ol ruggers really is a master troll
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>>5501383
??? Yes father
>Not even sandnigger skin
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>>5501415
And I am rugby
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>>5501417
>>Not even sandnigger skin
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>>5501359
>>5501417
k desu
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>>5501419
You are a WHORE.
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>>5501415
no, you're not rugby. rugby would be too narcissistic to bother with that. you're after something else. what's your gamble.
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>>5501428
when did i say i was rugby
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>>5501415
Why does rugby drop trip to include himself into things that have absolutely nothing to do with him?
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>>5501420
Gghgh I look like a child In thisone but this should prove my point
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>>5501415
let me tell you who bryce is
bryce is the kinda guy who gets nudes of an underage kid, saves them, then spreads them on 4chan to unwitting users
bryce is the guy that takes someone's skype username, web-flushes it to find any piece of evidence of some poor random kid set up by john to blackmail him
bryce is the kinda guy that would still beg for forgiveness and hope to get with that weirdo kid, despite all that had happened.
you can pretend you're not bryce all you fucking want, but read this, and know how fucked up you are.
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>>5501417
where does one take the poo
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>>5501426
whoops
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>>5501436
>this should prove my point
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>>5501437
bryce is chauncey, there's a screencap of him forgetting to change trips around
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>>5501440
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>>5501434
it's not nudes you're after. and it's not information, you know all you need to know.

could it be revenge?
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>>5501441
Bryce pretended to be both himself and chauncey, albeit very poorly. He thinks he's smart, but in reality his dumb as a rock.
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Tripfags should be banned on /lgbt/ desu
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>>5501441
bryce, chaunchey, richtwink, and john are all the same user.
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>>5501451

All new tripfags and namefags should be banned desu

Only good old ones like me and rugby and sp should be left
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>>5501463
Fuck all tripfags and namefags desu
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>>5501463
You're just jealous
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Has there ever been a decent avatarfag on here besides lisaposter?
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>>5501471
>fuck all tripfags
b-be gentle anon-kun
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>>5501472
>>5501475
>>5501472

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5501471
>>5501482

I am better than you

:^)

>>5501472

Literally who?
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>>5501484
Why must you continue to make me hate myself?
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>>5501482
>Tfw source of anger for autist
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
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>>5501489

Because I came here to laugh at you
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>>5501495
Shut up faggot. Atleast I'm not gay
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>>5501504
>Implying dick isn't the best thing on earth
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>>5501502
And i came here for your (you)

Guess be both got what we want :^]
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>>5501510
Is that all you losers think about?
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>>5501519
basically
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>>5501536
Thats cool. Me too
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>>5501519

We also think about boypussy and baratiddies.
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>tfw reading 48 laws of power and other books about power
>completely lost my trust in everyone even moreso
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>>5501519
Not me, I am pure in heart and mind.
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>>5501463
>rugby is a namefag that makes any sort of positive contribution to a thread
senpai pls
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>>5501553
I believe you. Btw You're like my favorite anon desu
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>>5501560

Rugby is the dark knight that we need to combat the trannyjannies
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>>5501569
ty ty
Good fortune will be upon you.
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>>5501582
lol
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>>5501609

(emphasis on dark bc he's a turk)
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>>5501619
nasty
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>10/10 young bear guy in navy
>we hit it off
>he lives in oklahoma
>I kinda want to keep in touch with him because actually really husbando material
Wat do?
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>>5501619
He's a turk? Wow, this whole time I thought he was jewish.
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>>5501638

Skype him
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>>5501638
Where do you live?
How far from him are you?
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>>5501652
Does this meme really work?
I wouldn't mind having a Navy bf like this. I doubt he has time to date anyone.

>>5501653
Chicago
Very far desu senpai
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>>5501638
>Wat do?
Mark him as your property, homo-style. This includes depositing your semen in him via a bareback load as well as urinating on him after wards. The more times you do this, the better. This will keep other gays away from him and he will remain yours.
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>>5501660
As someone in the navy hes going to travel the world meeting different people. From my expierence with people I have talked with if you trust him enough you can lock him into a relationship beforehand and prove to him you're going to be loyal while keeping in touch with him all the time. It would mean a bunch to him if you were always there talking to him because hes going to be at sea for a long period of time with no family or nothing from his old life.

You should send him gifts also. That type of stuff means a bunch when you literally have nobody else and you're somewhere far away from home.
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>>5501666
Trips for truth
I was planning on joining the navy myself desu sempai
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>>5501674
I haven't been through the real navy stuff yet on the job stuff so take what I said with a grain of salt but I talk to my recruiters about relationship stuff all the time. I can't recommend it or not recommend it since I haven't been through boot camp or nothing. I kind of wish I went to the air force since I am smart enough and would have gotten a much more technical job but I get to travel the world and fug people from the around the world so I am excited. I am autistic though so it might be a horrible four years.
i am excited to finally not live on the internet though and become a normie and adapt to reality. Random bfs dont help I thought that they would.
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>>5501687
>spend months on board a ship without internet

how will you survive?
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>>5501700
Its really easy really...I went an entire year in 2013 without it once a trans gal broke my laptop. I decded against internet since I spent so much time on it. I quit drinking and smoking in one day. You get dumber without it though like I started ifting correctly once I got internet again.
Internet really isn't anything special I prefer life without it really so I can feel human.
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I'm so fucking lonely guys. I want a boyfriend that I can cuddle and talk to so badly. But theres no one. I hate this.
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>>5501713
dont worry anon we all do
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>>5501713
develop a heroin addiction to free you from thoose toughy life feels and desire for another. cant really be lonely when your dead inside~
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>>5501771
Become a heroin dealer and get cute twinks addicted so they'll sleep with you for smack.
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>>5501815
That right there is using your noodle
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>>5500909
I know I'm hours late.

But seriously fuck everyone who asks this. It's like an immediate red flag.
>"Hey do you smoke weed?"
>"Nope"
>"lol me neither"

Yeah right, faggot
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>>5501839
>live in california
>pretty much everyone is a weed smoker until proven innocent
Tfw nobody cares
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>>5501350
ann trip on.
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>>5501881
weed is so 2011.
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>>5501895
Anon pls. 2013 was the year to beat
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>tfw 5.5 inch penis
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>>5501933

Hope you're a bottom or a tranny, otherwise no one will ever love you
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>>5501942
Not true my friend. They loved me even when I thought it was 4 inches.
I actually measured it and found out it was 5.5.
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>>5501950

They lied

No bottom is satisfied with anything less than a 12 inch horsecock
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>>5501960
Are you speaking from expierence bottom boy?
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>>5501963

Yes

Only real alpha big guys in my sissyhole
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>tfw falling for a guy
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>>5501977

Is it the daddy?
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>>5501977
I know this feel...he's such a normie also.
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>>5501977
>tfw don't need to fall for a guy because I'd happily take anyone as my bf
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>>5501977
>still have a crush on a guy I haven't seen since I was 13
He made me realize I liked boys.
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I love guys. I love dick. I want to spend the rest of my life with a man I love by my side.

But I can't accept any of these things, and I can't dump my girlfriend. I am so pathetic.
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>>5501463
Fuck you

>>5501979
No this other guy who is amazing with a very similar personality and great looks.

>>5501984
He's a dream

>>5501990
Buck up bb

>>5501991
Must have made a huge impression on you. Makes sense to like the catalyst
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>>5501990
Really? then be my bf ;3
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>tfw fucking incapable of normal emotions
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/pol/ is down. is mook trying to get rid of the only good board left on this cancerous site?
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>>5501815
I like where your heads at, keep it up champ
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>>5502042
no it isnt
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>feel like I'm being hard on my bf
>just a little battle hardened since I dated a total cunt for three years

I'm going to see him tomorrow. What should I say? I want to apologize but not entirely
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3FGIFx7T4w


>>5502052
You sound like a woman tbqh.
Act like a normal human being and quit being a bitch.
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>>5502020
where?
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>>5501994
Yes you can, do it in a tactful way. It doesn't have to be all suddenly. Get away from her little by little and have the time to talk about your real feelings. Maybe she won't understand, but it's better to do yourself.
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that feeling when you have no partner of the male persuation.
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>>5502099
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>>5502099
that feeling when you never will have a partner and you are locked up in the ivory tower
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>>5501991
Wow thats a long time anon. How are you not over him? Longest I ever crushed on a guy was about a year but I hung out with him nearly everyday.

>tfw still crushing on a guy who rejected you 3 months ago
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>yfw this is senpai
>yfw this can't get a bf
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>>5502209
Senpai has a bf now, even if that was him.
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>>5502209
He has a bf now. It's this just barely legal/ underage kid I think.
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>>5502100
she's kinda cute
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>>5502214
I wonder if senpai calls him whore all the time like he does on here.


Btw pic related its me
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>>5502209
Senpai is some twink's sugardaddy now
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>>5502220
he's found his perfect fem4fem relationship.
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>>5502221
until rugby steals senpai's Boifu
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>>5502222
rugby started hormone therpay, he became an escort and died alone at 50 with his 4 cats.
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>>5502218
my hunch is no -oc, you never know. I get the impression that he's doing the daddy thing and trying to be the responsible adult for his impressionable youth bf. probably takes him out to Chuck E. Cheese's after his team wins their hockey match, stuff like that. calling him "whore" would probably hurt the kid.
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>>5502224
>he became an escort and died alone at 50

Poverty, the silent killer.
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>>5502225
he probably does it covert, calls him whore in russian and lies and says its a term of endearment.
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>tfw no shruglife bf
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>ask bf of 3 years to marry me
>he says no
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>>5502258
Wow that's rough anon. Why did he say no?
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>>5502258
I'll marry you, lisaposter
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>>5502277
He said we aren't ready financially even though we were living together for 2 years and both make around 50k
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>>5502300
Sounds like bullshit to me then.
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>>5502258

Why do you have to get married? If you already live together, what difference does it make? It just causes unnecessary drama to be honest.
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>>5502306
Because he loves him and wants to express his undying love with a formal union?
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can somebody please help a desperate bisexual sissy boy
where can i have cybersex with men
no cameras
that's not omegle
is there anything?
i just wanna live out my depraved fantasies
help
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>>5502325
might I recommend a church?
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>>5502342
yeah so i can fuck a pastor. good idea. i'll take anything
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>>5500963
>sexuality war when
Once our weapon is complete.
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the first time you did anything gay, sexually, did you feel super guilty and confused afterward?
Just read someone's post which reminded me how I felt.
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>>5502360
Nope I felt liberated and very giddy. I remember having a stupid big smile on my face for the rest of the day.
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>>5502360
sexually as in masturbate to gay porn or gay shit with another boy?

For me, no
some of the guys I did shit with did however
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>>5502360
>did you feel super guilty and confused afterward?
Nope. No guilt, no shame, no denial, no nothing.
Only fear for being bullied again.
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>about to have morning sex
>bf gives me the d and thrusts a few times
>"this feels weird"
>pulls out, inspects dick and butt
>"it's probably a skin tag in/on your butt that's healed from some kind of tear/fissure"
Ha anyone ever experienced this? We never had any problems and the last time we had sex (a day ago), he did not complain? Is there a way I can fix it? He said he had a similar problem but fixed in eventually. He also said maybe we should take it easy (I'm hoping that means I'll have more access to his butt now). Pls respond.
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>>5502363
>>5502366
>>5502369
Sexual stuff with another person beyond just kissing I guess. I kissed loads of guys but was like 'lol drunken jokes'

But first sex stuff I was like so ashamed, confused and guilty.

You guys had a more fortunate emotional experience than me then haha
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>>5502388
>Sexual stuff with another person beyond just kissing I guess.
Oh well, count me out then.
Never had sexual/romantic interaction with anyone.
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Who and/or Whom is the #1 ayy lmao itt?
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>>5501510
Masculine dicks are the best thing in the world. Your feminine dick is the worst.
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>>5501638
>Oklahoma
there's your first problem among many more to come
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>>5502409
Post dank ayliems
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>>5502409
That does this even mean? I really don't understand the ayy lmao meme or how you can be one. Someone explain.
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Sup bromosexuals, how are you Lil deviants doing?

>>5502214
>>5502220
Daww, senpai finally got a kohai.
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>>5502442
What is an ironing board doing in a gym locker room? That's weird.
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>>5502434
The girl trips
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>>5502443
Things are different up here in Canada brah
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>>5502422
Trip on bully-jupp
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What do you think about plastic surgery?
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>>5502547
He looks a lot better. I would probably never do it myself though.
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>>5502442
TIDDIES
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>>5502422
All dicks are masculine in nature.
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Does anyone else find thirst for bfs incredibly unattractive?
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>>5502443
It's for people that work out before work.
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Let night I had a dream that I made love to dude in a hotel.
But I was wearing a condom in my dream. Can you believe it?
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>>5502609
Yeah, but I understand it to a point. I hate the fags that say they don't need more friends and are generally bitchy when you try to start a casual conversation. It's like they're waiting for some guy to just propose to them on the spot.
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>>5502631
Doesn't it make sense to wear a condom for random hotel hookups?
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>>5502637
Well yeah. In fact it was an extremely realistic dream.
While he was blowing me, he was like "hold on a second please" and went to bathroom real quick, and while he was gone I was staring down at my cock and noticed my boner was going away with the condom still on, so I had to do that awkward "jerk off with condom on to stay relatively hard enough so it doesn't slip off" thing till he came back.
Why can't my sex dreams be over the top and amazing?
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>>5502649
Eh. No clue. When you dream it's just random firing of the brain that it's trying to interpret. Usually things that you worry about in your actual life will come up. Are you some one that's usually really careful with protection?
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>>5502649
>not having dreams about your perfect 2d husbando

Git gud, anon.
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>>5502649
Is it weird that I've never had a sex dream? I mean I've had dreams when I've met, danced and kissed qt's but that's it. Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic.
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>>5502734
lol virgin
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>>5502800
Lol not a virgin. I think it's doubly weird since I have a pretty high sex drive irl but saying that hookups don't interest me at all.
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tfw bf
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>>5502734
I get them a lot when I do not fap.
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>>5502734
Basically same for be. Calk it up to the fact that I masturbate a lot.

Posted here before about one of the few times, maybe the only time, I did as a teen have a wet dream but it was more nightmare fuel than sexual. Some muscled dude attacked me and ripped dick off. Blood gushing in dream was me ejaculating IRL. Truly a WTF moment.
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>>5502442
>>5502442
>Suchafatty
such bullshit.
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>>5502871
my one and only wet dream was when I was 14 or so. I was at a party and I somehow persuaded this girl to have sex with me in the toilets. I still remember how strange and puffy her vagina was. At the end she turned into a robot and my music teacher walked in and I woke up.
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>>5502896
mmmm. sexy robot sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_NdnYrDzY
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>when the tinder match you've appointed a date with messages you through scruff while not knowing who you are because body picture
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>>5502918
it's your chance to get nudes and see if he's worth it
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>>5502871
I've never had a wet dream though either hmm interesting. Not that it bothers me it's not like waking up covered in your own cum is a good thing.
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Some girl took a picture (or pictures) of me when I was walking home today
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>>5502936
That'll be a female CIA agent then anon
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>>5502936
rip anon
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>>5502659
I have a fear of std's
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Has anyone here read the post-structuralist book "The Legacy Of Totalitarianism in a Tundra"?

I'm a fan.
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>>5502871
I've never had one and i masturbate maybe once or twice a week and i don't even get morning wood
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>>5503052
wow. ok, I only had that one dream back when I was a kid and don't really have sexual dreams but I masturbate maybe once or twice a day and always have morning wood... even middle of the night wood. Most of the time when I wake up from any sort of sleep, I've got a boner.

>the struggle to pee from a boner while stumbling to the toilet in the middle of the night is real
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>that feeling when no boyfriend
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>>5503072
I only get boners from thinking sexually or touching myself, i thought random erections were a puberty thing
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>>5503087
Pretty sure erections while you sleep is a normal, standard thing. The dude who says he doesn't get morning wood probably gets them too but doesn't wake up with them.
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>>5503087
I remember reading somewhere that a way to test for erectile dysfunction was docs would have their old guy patients put postage stamps on their dicks before going to sleep. It the stamps came off over night, it meant that they were getting erections and that their ability not to get them for sex was mental and not physical.
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how do you take a decent picture of yourself? i look really awful in all pictures i take. i don't usually think i look that horrible when looking in the mirror...

i just want an ok picture for my facebook account. i'm going to try to be a normalfag and have some friends.
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>>5503143

What camera are you using?
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>>5503143
If you can pin someone
Get them to take it, taking a selfie looks so bad most of the time
Lighting (feel good might post his lighting teddy pic) get good light that adds to your features
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>>5503156
i only have my iphone. i tried putting it on timer but they don't turn out so well.
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>>5503143
The angle and lighting is important. You can use the mode where you can see yourself on the screen(it will be mirrored though).
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>>5503165
what kind of lighting is good? the ones i took outside in daylight make me look really greasy and my skin looks sort of blotchy and blemished compared to the mirror.
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Also the angle depends how you want to present yourself. The pics of Obama on the left are the ones used with his own campaigns, because taking a photo from the below or straight on makes you look more trustworthy, self-confident and powerful. The ones on the right are used by Republicans because photos from the above make you look weak and fragile(which is why girls use it a lot to lure guys).
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>>5503193
and then there's the selfie...
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>>5503186
Being front lit removes shadows and stuff but makes you kinda shiny or else it pretty good
Back lit gives shadows so its not great because it can make it too dark
Side lit is a good mix of shadows and light
The Lighting should be artificial it's the best for it almost always
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hi gaygen

im 22 and for the years preceding age 21 historically a bottom.

due to medical circumstances I can't comfortably bottom anymore, so Im sort of trying to become a top. I even have a bottom bf right now.

so it was my second time ever trying to top last night and I did everything right EXCEPT being able to fucking climax.

I was so hard and I got sort of close a few times, but I was really overwhelmed and my dick is sort of big so I was afraid I was hurting him, and after I'd been fucking him for 4 minutes or so he asked if I was close, I wasn't, and I lost all the progress I'd made because I thought he was starting to get sore and I don't like hurting others.

still came with hand afterwards but I feel like I cannot fuck it up next time, he said it felt amazing and I was good despite my lack of experience. but im still mad at myself.
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>>5503209
The below selfie is tricky but it can be a success too
You just want to suck this guy's dick because he looks so dominant from this angle
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>>5503218
Maybe can you still take a finger maybe getting that stimulated will do the job

Or just talk to him if it hurts so you can have your fun
And getting head / wanking isn't a bad way to end
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Who is the qtest fem that is posting in this thred desu?
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>>5503240

He hadn't bottomed in a while either (few months) so he was really tight. I should've asked if it was starting to hurt because that's what made me lose it, but if he'd said yes I would've just got soft. I want to believe topping/dominance can be added to my nature, but Im such a fucking softie.
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>>5503272
Me duh.
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>>5503272
hai =^-^=
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>>5503272
Not me #masc
>>5503283
Post bussy
>>5503281
Well get him all loosened up and try again
If not you start with getting head and then plied him so he's not sore and your closer already going in
Or go doggy style hold his hands and plied as hard as you can :3c
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>>5503218
Being a good top is making sure the bottom gets off mentally and physically and "running the fuck" by "knowing" your partner imo. It actually sounds like you are on the way to being a good top. Making your bf cum all over himself before you cum, then jerking yourself off to cum on him in the same place is not an unsexy thing... it's pretty much standard porn fare.

>>5503281
>know that topping and domming aren't the same thing even if they mostly go hand in hand.
Being a softie isn't a bad thing either. It will actually let your partner trust you more. If you want to dom him more or get more violent, he'll know that he can trust you not actually hurt him.

The fun part for you will be getting inside his head to find out what makes him tick and what drives him crazy and that to constantly tease him up and drive him wild.
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>>5503339
*and to use that to constantly tease him up
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>>5503283
>>5503311
>>5503319
ur all ugly
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>>5503350
but u r cute anon
hug me pls
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>>5503319
Haha I wish I could, but daddy won't let me ×__x
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>>5503350
My daddy doesn't think so.
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>>5500849
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