What brings a tear to your eye, /gaygen/?
I sometimes tear up when I get my scrotum caught in my pants zipper... but only sometimes.
I finally got health insurance from my work.
how important is it that I find a gay friendly doctor that understands the needs of one that gets butt pounded? I feel like I should. Partially for the chance of said doctor knowing some cute gay doctor friend/nurse/whatever for future poundings and/or husbandry
idk about pedophiles, but a lot of them are pretty creepy
Shitposting is all there is. Embrace it everyone.
>I can treat you with kindness
I'm still waiting.
I usually respond to everyone that replies to me, not a real indicator of triggered-ness
The blonde twink I was going to fug flaked out. What a little bitch. How can he ask about my messaging abilities with oil and say his sexy I am than all of a sudden stoo wheb I say I wanted to cuddle.
Is he one of those women fags that wants their tops to be autistically masculine so when you say you want to cuddle they don't like that? Why are bottoms such faggots? Im going to beat this guy uo when we meet.
I know this faggots 2000 feet away but he was 5 miles away which ive never seen happen. Maybe he just got a good dick that wasn't mine.
Maybe he's mad that I switched my picture to anime because I was tired of seeing people show me pictures of them with dicks in their mouth and people outing me.
r8 my postmodernist masterpiece
>I sometimes tear up when I get my scrotum caught in my pants zipper... but only sometimes.
Oh shut up, try getting the head caught sometime, bad enough to leave scars. pulling the zipper back down is as bad as getting it caught in the first place.
Can /gay-gen/ give me a quick explanation of the various hook-up/dating apps?
I'm 24 and have nothing but just 2 long-term relationships in my life (one 2 year and one 3 year). I've never been into the whole hook-up thing but, I think I should try them out now that I'm single again.
I'm not into loud music and nightclubs, which is why I'm looking into these things.
> tfw chest is too big for my favorite dress/work shirt
>button on the pecs keeps sliding out
So get some shirts with bigger chest size.
This can become a problem though. Most bigger chest sized shirts have larger collar sizes as well. The issue with upscale dress shirts is they don't consider that some men lift weights and have bigger chests and smaller waists and smaller necks. They just have a generic size ratio neck to chest and assume the men have large waists if their chest is big as well.
Look for "Athletic Fit" shirts they are designed for men who have small waists and large chests.
This link is better.
>rugby/american football players
>tfw swamp ass after diarrhea
>not having your dress shirts tailored
>tailoring your clothes
Must be a European thing because why would a sane person pay someone to change your clothes size when you can just buy fitting shirts/pants and donate your old clothes to charity.
that's why belts were invented and different store sizes are made for different body types. Plus you can only go down a size when tailoring. You can't go up since there is no material left to do so.
tailored clothing fits the body better and looks much more flattering
>different suit all together
your picture is misleading
No if it was to be tailored it must be the same exact suit to make it work. You can't have a larger size suit off the rack and then a completely different suit that was tailored next to it. You must have the same exact suit as before to ever have clarity and consistency in comparisons.
>suit on the right fits him
Do you have 100% proof of this? How are we to know that the size on the right is larger than the photo on the left. My issue isn't that tailoring doesn't make suit fit you more perfectly, because it does, my issue is that the photo is completely misleading due to the fact it's a completely different suit than the one it is being compared to. In all scientific methods you must have consistency when comparing. Common knowledge that most people seem to ignore when given proof of evidence that is altered to coerce the viewer to their side of the argument/experiment.
>the photo was just to show what tailoring can do
Their point is that it's two different types of suits. Taking a pic in one size of a certain cut and then a pic of a different suit of a different cut that was tailored doesn't really prove a point. It should've been the same suit before and after tailoring.
>yfw you take off the impenetrable glasses.
only clothed full body picture I have is old, but pants start at line
also did he die
I'm attracted to femininity, and find plenty of women attractive, but I couldn't put my ween in a vageen
pic related, 10/10
Damn your legs are easily as long as mine. They're not that long that it looks weird though its kinda qt actually.
Well his wife came in a minute later and phoned an ambulance so hopefully he's ok. It was pretty horrifying to watch he seized up and collapsed still clutching his mouse and screaming into his mic.
Grills pls go.
No I've never had reason to. I've had sex with people before and enjoyed it, even pursued it on rare occasions but that quickly passes. But generally I'd rather cuddle up on the sofa under a duvet, kiss and rub noses.
>tfw so straight-acting I'm basically a straight man
I have no sense of fashion, none have outed me or questioned me, I often talk about women in a sexist manner and that I'd do them, if we're out in a club I'll randomly disappear when mingling and people assume it's because I'm getting some, none will find apps or porn on my units because I don't use it, sexual frustration is taken out through boxing, meditation and running, my resting bitch face is a scowl and I frighten people, most comments on my looks is that I look like niko belic from gta.
>Anyone else have a uncut penis that sheds like a snake?
I've never heard of that happening and it has never happened to me
This video makes me cry absolutely every time. Just thinking about can get me tearing up. I don't have OCD, but I can really to the mental illness angle in general. His delivery, the callbacks at the ending, the way you can see his OCD bubbling up at times during the performance... Plus he's a boner fide qt
>mfw accidentally submitted some work without changing the title and just got reprimanded for calling something "some wank" in the title
I was under the impression that fags will put just about anything in their mouth give half a chance. Hands, fingers, feet, dicks, dildos, assholes, cum even piss.
Sort of like goats, but with less headbutting.
>the implication that us "fags" are beneath you
all dead since i left sorry senpai
three random insults from anon(s) all within 3 minutes to a picture that was posted two and a half hours ago mean nothing
very likely just a butthurt anon who doesn't like me and thinks if he makes it look like it's a bunch of people who hate me it will hurt more
it's best to ignore random hate because it often says more about them than the person it's targeted towards
>that sentiment when you have no partner of the male persuasion
I wonder if pissy-anon(s) would not be so pissy and bitchy if they were getting the d on a regular basis. Like maybe we need a /gg/ volunteer action squad to go and assplow the more bitchy ones so they'll be all happy and content and make pleasant posts.
yeah I look ridiculous in the picture and I got hot still
30 years old and still fine af
dinner's served, nigger
he thought he could force us to break up by cheating on me, then says "but we can still be friends!!" not knowing I wasn't gonna settle for less
Which form of suicide should I implement
What the hell? I don't get that.
You're pretty feminine yourself I always thought attraction was a masculine - feminine/confident - less confident thing.
Fem for fem? What do you do? Scissor each other?
>tfw can't stop fantasizing about being railed by a burly muscle top
All the people I've ever met on this lgbt shit site you're the strangest. I mean you're not a bad guy and I don't know you personally but no pun intended but your actions are so alien to me. I don't get you.
>no pun intended but your actions are so alien to me.
I don't know about but I always gotta put my penis inside of orifices tbqh...I've never had a cuddle relationship past 15 years old. I don't cuddle with motherfuckers I fuck their brains out. I cannot understand why someone with a seven inch donger does not have sex...
You probably believe in true love and shit also.
>make a CL ad just for shits and giggles
>be clear that you don't want a date with any bi or married balding fatties
>married, possibly bald, fatty replies
Are people fucking retarded? Oh wait. I'm on CL so yes.
>tfw tiny qt twink shows up in the gym
>followed shortly bey even tinier qt asian gf
>probably weigh less then 200 put together
>the do the same lifts including a 20kg bench
>start letting out qt grunts while doing lunges
>can't stop thinking about her pegging him
Picked a bad day to go commando.
I'll give you about fifteen cents if you get on all fours and spread your buttcheeks, if you catch my drift
So what have you pathetic catty gay virgins been up to since the new year started?
>having a life
here, have one spiderman dollar. I request that you post bussy right now.
Getting ready for college. Should be an interesting semester since it's all classes I hate and don't care about plus I'm no longer eligible for Federal FAFSA loans.
>tfw living off grants
>tfw have to get a job soon
>tfw 5 months behind on credit card payments
>tfw life is going to shit, but don't seem to care