/brit/

>>77629210
never had it but wikipedia just says it's a milder yoghurt

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>begin a lifetime of toil in august

any thai man in?

soaking my feett xxx

>>77629244
>man
lol

>>77629250
cheeky cunt

>>77629236
try it mate, trust it's grim

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mmm
its proper nice

quite alcoholic too, by the taste of it - mightve put a bit too much cider in

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is it saturday yet lads? please tell me its finally saturday ..

>>77629256
needs to rise more

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>>77629256
looks horrifically undercooked

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cats

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>>77629256
why don't you learn to bake cooler things like shepherd's pie or something?

>>77629272
bender

>>>/co/94188412
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ALL
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>making your own bread

fucking ponce

watch a porno

>>77629272

get a haircut, unless you're a girl then be my gf

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>>77629274
i can also make pork tonkatsu / pork cutlet bowl if that counts as cooler

>>77629294
That's pretty cool. I'd have a bite.

>>77629294
don't give it weeb names if you want to be cool

>>77629288
not a fan of my options here

>>>/r9k/38653469
/r9k/ has some great memes

>>77629308
well you're not the person it was directed at so stop interrupting

>>77629321
please fuck my ass

back of my neck is a bit cold for some reason even though I'm warm throughout otherwise so wearing a scarf

>>77629321

don't reply on my behalf twat

>>77629333
>feeling drafts
alri grandad

>>77629360
you're not the same fag

Business idea: have a political argument in the comment section of a facebook article

>>77629312
that's true though
not really a meme

THE BREAD HAS RISEN, BUT MAYBE NOT TOO MUCH - TO MUCH ALCOHOL

PONCE LIFE

4 TEASPOONS OF SUGAR SHOULD DO THE TRICK - OOOH BIT SWEET FOR MEEEE

PONCE LIFE

>>77629373

fuck off one flagger

any toilman in

I thought alcohol killed yeast?

>>77629408
Yes hello

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>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!

>>77629423
what's for tea (dinner)

>>77629312
it's been done

>>77629431
Not sure yet, some kind of meat and veg probably

Whenever I sang my songs,
On the stage,
On my own.
Whenever I said my words,
wishing they would be heard.
I saw you smiling at me,
Was it real or just my fantasy?
You'd always be there in the corner, of this tiny little bar.
My last night here for you,
same old songs just once more.
My last night here with you?
Maybe yes, maybe no.
I kind of liked it your way,
how you shyly placed your eyes on me.
Did you ever know that I had mine on you?

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does the UK have taco bell?

>>77629255
more of a full fat yog' man myself sorry

>>77629484
no. wish it did desu

>>77629484
CHI

>>77629489
I've got some full fat yog for you right here

business idea: drive through curry chain, like maccas but low quality uniform curries instead of burgers

>>77629484
wish we had all those cool fast food joints
all i've seen is KFC, Maccas and Hungry Jacks

>>77629484
>>77629491
yeah we do

>>77629515
where lad? want to go

>>77629500
great could I have some?
haven't had time to go to coles recently

>>77629312
unironically got my first real job after leaving school this way, as well as several interviews in the following years

its a balls to have to do but it does work

>>77629525
*plops some bathroom grouting down into your runt trough*

there you are, eat up

>>77629541
>having a bloke suck your caulk
bit gay

>>77629523
come down Essex mate, for some reason that's the place Taco Bell decided to begin their UK invasion, we have 4

>>77629556
weird they didn't pick central london desu

>>77629556
taco bell for taco bellends

>>77629523
Two in Sheffield

Taco bell more like taco smell, wheeeeewie!

https://youtu.be/JwfNASlfkbA/

>>77629580
bit rude

>>77629556
>>77629583
just checked their store finder. they're specifically avoiding london. bizarre.

>>77629213
Still a bit peeved aboyt this brexit lark ruining my plan to study in europe.

NOT going to be happy if the cheeky buggers start trying to charge me like 18 grand a year...

Hope big Mick and chantelle are happy with their decision. Im sure rising inflation is great!

>>77629625
what do (((they))) know

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>NO WHAT-A-BURGER OR FIVE GUYS

i wonder if british taco bell tastes the same as yank taco bell, hmmmm

>>77629625
I don't blame them

>>77629692
Local burgers are better than chains you spastic

>>77629713
i used to think this but it's not really true. fast food chains have making burgers down to a science
t. burger expert

>>77629713
a local burger?

HOT local burgers in your area

>>77629713
depends

sometimes you want a greasy chain burger but you don't want maccas

also local burgers you can only get from literally once place, whereas chains have multiple locations.

>>77629731
Don't agree with this at all
t. better burger expert

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>>77629784
i'm a yank of german descent
nobody knows more about burgers than i

>>77629713
t. the fucking spastic who constantly shills for oporto

>>77629767
tart

>>77629799
>i'm a yank of german descent
Sounds like an assburger expert

Doing farts that actually smell like food. Maybe it’s just the conversation but they smell sort of like burgers.

Quick q

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X2SZkxYdQS

>>77629800
Oporto is a chain you FUCKING retard

>>77629826
stop mumbling

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kr8vfmrCf3

So so alone

>>77629859
It's Walmart, not Wolmart.

>>77629859
how old are you

>>77629859
be my bf

>>77629879
21 fuck off

>>77629875
FUCK off

>>77629859
wowlmaht

>>77629826
>Burger doesn't realise there are regional accents in the UK

you've done a west country accent there you sentient bin bag

>>77629864
Need anything, sugar?

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>>77629859

What's happening to the dollar? It's in a nosedive

*monitors thread through the prism of intersectional third-wave feminism*

>>77629900
I get that your society is striated viciously by accents

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UYAKXpmaWi

mate was telling me one night his mrs threw him into the car and she started driving around apex gang areas looking for black dudes while she was grabbing his cock telling him he can't do anything with it

>>77629948
pooisident dump bogfart

>>77629948
the US is a sitting duck after Flump dismissed all those heroic trannies from the military

>>77629972
>can't even think of a decent insult so comes with

>y-you fuckin... bitch

shaking in my boots, proper hard man you

>received pronunciation

nobody talks like that
FOY

1st cig of the day is always so peng

>>77629993
>I live in a place that would define any portion of a person's worth by how they speak
Lmao. The weirdest thing about English people is how "accepting your place" or fealty to the upper class is in your blood. Peasants

>>77630018
>smoking
hello runt

>>77630018
>bulimiatopia

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need a fit bf

>>77630039
>I live in a place that would define any portion of a person's worth by how they speak

you've just made two posts trying to insult brits because you imagine everyone speaks the same way are you dizzy mate? jog on you fucking flip flop

>>77630042
True. Been tryinf to quit. Have had about 5 packs in the last month

>>77629973
elaborate

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https://beyondhorizons.eu/2016/08/03/pic-de-finestrelles-pic-gaspard-ecrins-443-km/

turns out... it's flat

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need a brit bf

Really really REALLY want to go to Chick-fil-A

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screaming at this fucking captcha

had a dream where a black tranny sucked my willy
would probably do it in real life

need a lit bf

>>77630136
Ahh Germany

Can’t wait to go back

>>77630136
How's about you duck into the next ausfahrt from this thread mate

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>>77629948
what could it mean

got some new earrings lads

>keep forgetting to buy toothpaste

can literally SEE my bad breathe at this point

>>77630219
t. phimo / turtle (same person)

post some fucking willies

>>77630228
alri spongebob

Doing a shit out me arse

*posts*

*ausfahrts*

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Live's back lads

>>77630245
I second this.

the last days

a teenage love in a parking lot

Fuckin Australians SHUT UP I’m trying to get some rest

off out lads

*grabs flatcap and bindle*

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the so called date for tonight
http://www.themaleescortagency.com/portfolio/peter-e/

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The bonsai

Your thoughts?

>>77630404
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

>>77630311
I alone agree it seems

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>>77630429
before/after trimming this morning

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the 'rings

So I've got one foot bigger than the other
What tf am I supposed to do?
Buy two different sized shoes???

>>77630458
:3

D E A D

too nervous to call back the recruiter

>>77630454
fucked it m8 it's bare af now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBRqu0YOH14

whoa.. this video really made me think

british youtubers are based

>>77630496
you didn't get it mate

>>77630496
Stop doing what you're doing and call him NOW

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Lunch boyos

when will we get justice for grenfell

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REALLY glad i didn't fall for this before the election and realised it's too good to be true

mad that labour are now pretending they never promised it though. glad that some people saved the proof before it got deleted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS7JmLY8EP8

convinced no one actually gets a job through applying online

>>77630532
fuck me I do love a creamy risot'

>>77630510
They’re based in Germany not Britain

>>77630532
wtf I hate Oxfam now

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I'm 25 today. I have no friends and I can't drink or do drugs because I have bipolar disorder that's turning into schizoaffective disorder. What do I do

>>77630575
did I say you could save my fat yellow fish???

>>77630575
Happy birthday, dude

>>77630575
a poo always makes me feel better

>>77630502
itll grow back, if i give it the space to

>>77630575
Go out, drink and have drugs, make friends.
Then tell them it's your birthday and that they can come over and party

>>77630575
tried the love of a good woman?

>>77630575
rent a car lmao

>>77630458
would heem the absolute FUCK out of a runt like you if I was to ever encounter one.

>>77630575
happy birthday mate

>>77630575
this wouldn't have happened if you be'd yourself harder

>>77630510
Don't want to die

>>77630620
exemplary post

could an aussie explain to me the outrage over elijah doughty's case
usually pretend to have lefty opinions around friends but I'm struggling to understand the mental gymnastics behind this one

>>77630575
Tweety, lay off the seeds

>>77630575
Happy Birthday
My yank friend x

>>77630543
did it say in their manifesto that they'd get rid of debt?

>>77630649
>elijah doughty's
haven't heard about this case at all and i'm from melbourne

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>not letting this fight in your military


wtf america

>>77630673
the aboriginal kid who was run over in northwest western australia

>>77630660
it's EASY on the, you fffffuckin'-

>>77630670
in shambolic fashion their manifesto got leaked before they'd finished it so they never ended up finishing it

do you not follow politics?

>>77630712
>do you not follow politics?
no because I'm not an autistic twat

>>77630610
no you wouldn't

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a true american hero

>does that strawberry cake have lemons in it?
>no? don't you know anything about baking?
>UHHH no I'm not AUTISTIC

>>77630742
>war is bad, we shouldn't be fighting because it's racist to kill people in the middle east
>but let us fight ok you're offending me
Dog bress.

if you think about it traps are gayer than normal blokes

>>77630762
yeah

>>77630745
Autism

>>77630742
find it emasculating whenever trannies look more masculine than me

rorkes posting about trannies again

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hmmmmmmm

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Dont think I've ever seen something so pretentious yet lacking in substance as French "culture".

The French will try and convince you that everything they do has some artistic reason to it. That their art, food and culture are superior in every way to the rest of Europe. But the sad reality is that France is a hollow empty shell of a country that refuses to see how irrelevant and pretentious they really are.

*lets off a small but smelly toot*

any food analogy man in?

>>77630794
*whacks you for your sins*

smells like ausfahrt

The more I think about it the less I care about tannies.
Honestly just do what you want I won't let it bother me

any free jazz man in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqvwBos9HQk

business idea: only trannies in the military

>>77630649
dunno, people here also get mad when first time offenders aren't given life for dangerous driving

>>77630783
Lmao wut a faggit

>>77630812
free jazz is not real music

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>"speeding along behind"

H O W L I N G

only male homosexual fish speakers under leto ii rule
war all day, love all night

>>77630683
The Sheeds would concentrate their fire on the one soldier running like a Nancy's boy, allowing the other soldiers to escape to safety

>>77630829
okay music expert :)

>>77630847
it's just some twats playing random notes in a random order
not real music

>>77630742
Anthony kiedis?

>>77630866
i said alright music expert

>>77630808
*joins the military and spends your defence taxes on anti-depressants, therapy and hormone treatments*

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Reddit, meet Tom

any good subreddits

>>77630896
runt

if jack the dog helped you would you help jack the dog?

>>77630908
reckon not

always laugh when some liberal-leaning type is making a point that involves listing off random third-world countries (that are presumably being oppressed in the context therein) and they struggle to name a single African country and after a bit of uh-uh-ing just say 'Africa' haha

>>77630882
fun fact: the us military spends 15 times more money on Viagra for servicement with ED than it does for gender surgery or hormone pills

now doesnt that just make ya think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK0caXgQvZ4 very good free jazz song

>>77630896
what a hideously malformed inbred wolf

doing a browse
http://www.reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblems+fifthworldpics+fifthworldvideos+fifthworldpoetry+fifthworldgonewild+fifthworldrage+sixthworldproblems+seventhworldproblems+seventhworldpics+19thworldproblems+28thworldproblems+45thworldproblems+50thworldproblems+54thworldproblems+1000thworldproblems+nthworldproblems+infiniteworldproblems+fearme+AntiAntiJokes

>>77630896
would love to squash him under my steel toe boots

>>77630820
yeah that's how I see it
he was charged with reckless driving causing death over manslaughter, which is fair enough because I seriously doubt he meant to kill the kid and there's no way you could conclusively prove otherwise - but three years in jail is a little short, he might only get out in a year on parole
if they want to whinge about it then whinge about the sentencing and overall law system not the charge

>>77630932
could be there are a bit more men in the military, freedom isn't free

>>77630896
really ought not be perpetuating the breeding of those 'scrunched face' (can't recall the exact term for them rn) dogs given the problems they have breathing

>>77630916
if your uncle Jack was stuck on top of a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?

Finally starting to see an improvement in the colour of my teeth :)

>>77631018
did you start brushing them correctly?

TOADLINE CRIME BOSS MINI MACRO ALIEN

Trumps doing it because he knows the democrats championing pro-trannyism wont help them in rustbelt swing areas.

Literally 5d chess

>>77631018
got a tan did you? hehe just joking

>>77631018
Do you use Crest 3D White or do you stuff your mouth with salt and baking soda?

>>77631034
Ye

party this weekend
going to pulverise my brain

>>77631054
Using the crest 3d white white luxe perfection toothpaste and also Colgate max white.
Was going to buy the oral b whitening strips but I'll see how it goes because you have to get them imported here and it's quite expensive

>>77631044
part of me unironically believes the 5d chess meme ever since the election

>>77631018
wow, now they're a slightly lighter shade of brown ahahaha what a nonce

haven't brushed my teeth in about 9 days

you don't have to do it twice a day to keep them healthy

>>77631093
you've got an electric toothbrush already, yeah?

>>77631104
Not sure how much 10d chess there really is.

This one is certainly tho

>>77631115
hello stinky breath

>>77631124
No

>>77631115
final redpill

>radical centrist absolute monarch

Based

>>77631134
breath doesn't even stink, nobody at work has ever said anything

just brush them once or twice a week usually

>>77631139
get one mate, makes a world of difference

havent brushed my teeth in 7 years

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>just brush them once or twice a week usually

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>tim eats brioche every day

no wonder he's so fat

nice little morning gimmick warm up

got to a few of you with my teeth brushing antics

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>>77631158
alri

>>77629660
posh cunts btfo
>not having Irish heritage

>>77631190
well that's because the abos didn't eat grains/sugar before

>that one kid who forgot about non-uniform day

>>77631190
Good chompers on that lad

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>>77631219
unironically me once

>>77630783
divorced roastie*

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DESPERATELY need a britboi to cuddle me to bed rn

>>77631235
Did you forget penis inspection day as well?

>>77631219
>forgot
nah I just couldn't be arsed because all the football twats would get annoyed at me for not wearing a football top like they all were

ANON WHAT TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
ANON WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL? EVERYONE LIKES FOOTBALL
ANON WHY DO YOU SIT IN THE LIBRARY DURING LUNCH TIME
ANON WHY DO YOU HANG OUT WITH THOSE GIRLS

god I hated primary school

*swings into the thread and lands on an australian, crushing it to death*
haha... oh dear
*picks up a glass of champagne from a passing waiter and mingles into the crowd*

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>>77631250

>>77631250
You Are Gay

lad at work has disgusting teeth (some missing and brown bits), saggy tits and a high voice
too much estrogen as a kid imo

females who are 40 something and still celibate for career or whatever reason look sad as fuck even worse since they try so hard to hide it

finally passed my bus test lads, i can now drive

>A (Motorcycles)
>B (Cars)
>BE (Car + Trailer)
>B1 (Lightweight cars)
>C (Rigid lorries)
>CE (Rigid lorries with trailer - aka wag & drag)
>C1E (Lighter lorries >3500kg <7500kg MAM)
>D (Buses)
>DE (Articulated buses/bus with trailer)
>D1 (Minibuses)
>D1E (Minibus with trailer)
>FGHKLNP

>>77631287
bonus sad points if they have a niece or nephew they talk about as if it's their own kid

>>77631285
There is no data that shows that this statement has a lick of truth to it.

>>77631039
great meme

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cant drive

>>77631287
have worked full time for all of 2 and a half weeks and don't understand why anyone would choose this over a fulfilling family life

>>77631291
not reading a word of this

>>77631312
crashed into a parked car on my first lesson and i've been too scared to try again

28 now

>>77631287
It's sad really.

>>77631269
billy

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>>77631270
HEY I SAW THAT
COME BACK HERE

>>77631310
SLAMMED
SMASHED

>>77631319
its not impossible to have both just picking career only is very stupid in the long run

>>77631336
crashed into a divider when i was 16 too scared as well
i'm 27

I'm too smart to drive

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>drive
>nah i can't

>>77631269
i do not remember primary school except for 3 embarassing anecdotes. i will not share them.

>>77631351
They don't usually pick career only they just encounter the problem that the runt they wouldn't date back in school is now dating women 10 years younger.

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>>77631351
reckon "focusing on my career" is an excuse akin to "I'm a virgin because I still live with my parents"

>>77631379
you will and you'll like it.

>>77631379
One time I farted a lot and they were very stinky and the kid next to me threw up everywhere

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>oi reggie give us a lift
>REGINLAND HIT CAR REGINLAND HIT CAR, CARS BAD BAD REGINALD NO LIKE

I use brain power alone to propel myself forward whilst levitating a couple meters above the ground

>>77631379
Did someone post your willy online?

>>77631388
MOB BOSS

stop making fun of me arnorld

>Get straight level 6's in SATs
>parents called in to school to tell them how I've met some national standard of being a "gifted child"
>now a 25 year old NEET loser virgin

haha sure showed them lads xxx

>career

hate it when people refer to their job as this

>>77631291
>Bus test
'ce

>>77631410
>primary school
>that happening
FOLC

>job
hate it when people refer to their toil as this

got called a nigger here earlier

>>77631411
EXOTIC BULLY BIG BONED

>>77631462
INBRED HEISENBERG

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LOOOOOOOOL

>>77631455
stop being black

Was in set 3 for German at the start of year nine and by the end I was on top set and then I dropped it for GCSE aha

>>77631421
Hate parents who insist on their children being geniuses, clearly a sign of parents who want to live through their child.

Perfect example is those kids on that show child geniuses where they compete. Granted, aa few of them are actual geniuses but the other half is literally just "yes our Tarquin is so smart, he's a genius you know. now go along and do you 8 hours of maths practice darling, wouldn't want you to waste that genius brain would we?"

>>77631495
So fucking what?

child geniuses are no more successful than other children

how do I stop being lazy

>>77631421
I thought the SAT was a yank thing
*sniffs the air around you*
hmm....

>>77631526
the sat is out of 1600 points, you can't get a 6

>>77631546
FOY

wish it would stop raining

>>77631546
you can if you're Australian

I gifted and an honour student until halfway through grade 10. I was bullied at home by my brother's, got really bad social anxiety, played video games to escape how shit my life was, became an insomniac, stopped attending classes, and never graduated.

Don't give a fuck. Life is bullshit. People are fucking pricks.

>>77631552
fuck off dumb pom

>>77631390
one time in the playground, i thought i recognised a girl (sarah) from behind and called her name. she did not react so i continued to call her name, getting louder and louder.
she turned around and looked directly at me and i realised it was not sarah.
i instantly quietened down, but continued calling "sarah, ohh sarah!" to nobody in particular so that the mystery girl did not think i had mistaken her for sarah.

this story is completely inconsequential to everybody else in the world but i still feel embarassed about it

I'll gift you a fist to the face

>parent teacher meeting
>teachers always say that I'm smart but I might be coasting
>parents do nothing about it
>now I'm a 20 something NEET
haha

>>77631573
>this is the type of person who makes fun of americans on here
ah yes, surprising indeed

>>77631495
Remember for our languages classes we were part of a trial where we did 1 year of German, one year of French then 1 year of 50/50 German and French.

Worst fucking idea imaginable. Was really interested in German but by the time we'd done a year learning French I'd forgotten it all. So by the time we got to 3rd year everone had forgotten all the German we learnt and we ended with 1 1/2 years worth of two languages. No one was proficient in anything by the end of it. Would've loved to just do 3 years of German.

sarah?
sarah!
SARAH
S A R A H
...SARAH?
saaarah
ˢᵃʳᵃʰ
...

workrate has always been more important than unpolished talent everyone should know this by now

>>77631609
>>77631609

>get bullied by your brothers to toughen you up
>so weak and fragile that you shut down your life

hmmm

studied hard in school and am now attending a uni that is ranked number 1 for my degree
for free

>>77631597
It's Aussies and Yanks who are always baiting Canadians. Canadians never initiate arguments on this site.

>>77631594
>blaming your parents on your own failings in school

You'll continue to be a pathetic no-life NEET until you realise your responsible for your own actions

>>77631633
>>77631473

>>77631526
I'm 23 and left sixth form in 2012. My Year 6 was the last year of SATs for UK Primary schools which would have been what, 2005? Then they stopped them. It just means Standardised (Academic?) Test.