/brit/

>>77627051
What's the time there lad?

Cat is pupset

HE'S BACK

The time has come aunt, you must face the future.

I'LL DRINK YOUR BLOOD

no posts for 4 min
wtf

>>77627127
It's barely sun up on your side of the pond.

>>77627153
looks like a giant door stopper

>>77627164
expected at least a few early alcoholics waking up from passing out x

>>77627153
*rubs its belly*

Had a stupid poxy strawberry yoghurt and now I feel so queasy

going to bed

someone tell me a bedtime story

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having a little treat for brekkie

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>mfw someone on /b/ posted videos of them masturbating and I saved them before the thread 404'd

>>77627221
reckon i could but i'd scare you out your wits

>>77627233
tell

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>>77627221
USA won the gold cup
Dodgers came from behind to beat the twins

Doi oameni, cunoscuți unul cu altul, călătoreau odată, vara, pe un drum. Unul avea în traista sa trei pâni, și celalalt două pâni. De la o vreme, fiindu-le foame, poposesc la umbra unei răchiți pletoase, lângă o fântână cu ciutură, scoate fiecare pânile ce avea și se pun să mănânce împreună, ca să aibă mai mare poftă de mâncare.

Tocmai când scoaseră pânile din traiste, iaca un al treile drumeț, necunoscut, îi ajunge din urmă și se oprește lângă dânșii, dându-le ziua bună. Apoi se roagă să-i deie și lui ceva de mâncare, căci e tare flămând și n-are nimica merinde la dânsul, nici de unde cumpăra.
— Poftim, om bun, de-i ospăta împreună cu noi, ziseră cei doi drumeți călătorului străin; căci mila Domnului! unde mănâncă doi mai poate mânca și al treilea.

Călătorul străin, flămând cum era, nemaiașteptând multă poftire, se așază jos lângă cei doi, și încep a mânca cu toții pâne goală și a be apă rece din fântână, căci altă udătură nu aveau. Și mănâncă ei la un loc tustrei, și mănâncă, până ce gătesc de mâncat toate cele cinci pâni, de parcă n-au mai fost.
https://ro.wikisource.org/wiki/Cinci_p%C3%A2ini

>>77627247
speak english you fucking filthy runt

>>77627217
Once upon a time, there was a greedy king who ruled from an island. He forced his kingdom into paying money but when his people tried to ask him to stop, he didn't listen. Eventually, he sent troops to look over his people. This upset the people but they thought it would be temporary. Soon after, those troops shot an unarmed citizen. People were very sad so they said "No more! We shall not be ruled by this tyrant!" So they fought long and hard against the king and then he was defeated. They established a new leader, someone who wasn't royalty, but someone who was caring, trustworthy, inspirational, and a man of great figure. He created a great country. God bless.

think the bi lad i liked and told on whatsapp i loved him has blocked me haha

>>77627229
still have a pic of some yank's willy he posted to prove he wasn't circumcised

not dignifying the yank with a (you)

seal my bollocks with plaster into a cavity wall

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>>77627247

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what is the world coming to

real runt hours

ravenous for some food and to fuck a lad

how bad would you feel if you made a revealing thread on a high traffic board right before 4chan's posting service crashes and everyone that visits that board for the next 3 hours sees your willy or something

>>77627345
>bad
i would feel good

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any wagies up yet?

>>77627345
i would feel mildly aroused tbqh

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/608350/first-human-embryos-edited-in-us/
am i the only one who finds this scary

>>77627388
no i'm not memeing terrified of technology

>>77627345
A few anonymous nerds on 4chins is better than all my friends irl seeing it

african countries suffer chronic poverty and disease because their people have lower IQs

>>77627398
not even technology that fundamentally changes humans? you think people should have that power?

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why dont you have an aussie bf?

>>77627429
i'm fucking shattered mate allow me to correct my post
no, i'm -- not memeing -- terrified of technology

>>77627430
I'm working on it damnit

>>77627345
mild amusement at the very least

>>77627438
but you're using technology lad

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>77627442
>>77627446
>>77627448
>>77627453
snap

very sick
*throws up on the thread*

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on the bus lads

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>be scottish
>loathe scottish labour
>not enthused by corbyn at all.
>want independence for scotland
>know that even if i was a unionist labourite scottish labour is a nightmarish, factional hell of uselessness
>still can't stop fantasising about joining the labour party due to weird fantasises about helping lead them to victory in the 1959 election as an ally of gaitskell

>>77627462
*holds your hair*
*gives you water*

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why are men so fucking hot

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>>77627388
lefties may actually have an argument again when genetically modified humans become superior to everyone else, thus bringing equal rights issues
reckon that's a bit far off though

I didn't call back a recruiter from a job I applied for. Is calling back 24 hours later bad form?

>>77627527
Tell them you had personal stuff to tend to

>>77627448
you don't think the internet, imageboards, smartphones etc can be pretty destructive?

christ alive
the left wing loonies are comparing toilet von thunderpants tranny ban in the military to hitler banning jews from the military

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>>77627536
i do think social media is leading to some serious cultural/societal problems but it's too early to know for certain

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I felt the power
Of death over life
I orphaned his children
I widowed his wife
I begged their forgiveness
I wish I was dead
I hung my head
I hung my head

>>77627560
did he actually ban jews from the army? doubt they would've been happy to join the wehrmacht to begin with tbqh

>>77627560
comparisons ??? free speech ??? not for them, just for us fellow rorkes am i rite

>>77627586
hello leftypol

>>77627560
>equating judaism to a mental illness
bit counter-semitic, that

>when you've never really had a gf so your parents think you're gay and tell you they'd still love you

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whip up some toads

>>77627505
Depends on the extent of the changes really. People are unequal already and we don't try to change that, what society aims for is equality of treatment and opportunity from the start. That wouldn't change with genetic engineering, but obviously the balance could become far worse if for example intelligence was drastically increased.

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the gf

>>77627619
did she use shit, not shat, to imply she does it regularly?

thinking of doing some borderline gay stuff later

>>77627609
lol owned
(I got that too)

>>77627624
pics x

>>77627619
her eyebrows are uneven
quite funny desu

trans people can't decide what a trans person is so who cares

>>77627616
i'd reckon only the rich and privileged would be able to afford genetic engineering for their children
if you've never seen the movie Gattaca then i'd definitely recommend it

don't really mind trannies dressing up in opposite clothing
chopping genitals up though? yeah nah m8

Wait a second LOL get a load of this; there are actually people who are so fucking pathetic that they enjoy watching anime.

didnt hate heteros before 4chan

>>77627664
but heteros unironically have the best looking guys most of the time

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If yoga is Hindu gravity must be Christian. Let's all float around

>>77627659
>chopping genitals up though?
smarter trannies generally don't do that

>>77627663
what, adults? Pull the other one

>>77627671
confirmation bias
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1500975005363.webm

The reason nothing ever changes is because our political discourse is dominated by symbolic issues that affect less than 1% of people

>>77627654
Think I watched it in philosophy when I was about 14, should give it another watch.

>>77627613
Nitish Kumar as smiling road, Lalu Prasad Yadav as crying road

>>77627698
>symbolic issues that affect less than 1% of people
jews?

>>77627659
wow same

>>77627698
>nothing ever changes
Things have been changing consistently for the worse since the 80s, unless you're a chink.

>>77627560
Jews were part of Hitler's army

>>77627663
Duuuude no way, are you having a laugh?
*dabs in disbelief*

I'm a chink

>>77627717
>Things have been changing consistently for the worse since the 80s
hmm

Reckon benders wearing ladies' clothing ought to be tied up and necked.

what if we could clone dinosaurs and then have them all live on an island and charge people to visit

>>77627717
*whips out GDP graph*
a-hem?

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>>77627728
I once talked to a Paki who legitimately got offended I considered him Chinese because of pic related.

oh my god i'm so triggered over a piece of cloth
i ignore rape, murder, abuse, but i'm so against wearing the wrong kind of clothes

Reckon benders ought to be tied up and necked.

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>>77627767
psh
watch
*this*
kiddo
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/3337143/Remember-1976-Britains-best-ever-year.html

>>77627741
why?
is it because you see it as "degenerate"

>>77627703
>poo
>in my loo?
its more common than you think

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>>77627783

not seen thainonce in a while, has he finally been thrown in the slammer?

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>>77627741
Didn't we have a governor who did that a really really long time ago, like, Founding Fathers' era?
Plus, the English like pantomimes. You're insulting their culture.

>>77627783
hope your son will be gay haha x
imagine him taking a fat thick cock lmao

Reckon benders ought to be tied up and bummed

>>77627843
Hello

lauren southern is an overrated roastie

>>77627768
Changez Khan never existed. It is a Chinese lie bigger than the holocaust

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>>77627843

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>>77627863
>

unironically agree with the so-called german for once

Anyone ever got Hava Nagillah stuck in their head on repeat?

Try it sometimes. Gives great insight into the Jewish mind. It's very middle eastern and

>>77627892
and maddening*

>>77627527
bump

>>77627892
yes, 24 hours a day

it's part of the deal

>>77627920
just do it
i mean what could possibly get worse
either they'll be fine or they won't

>>77627920
if you need to ask such a basic question then you are not prepared for any form of interview

>>77627972
I know but I am getting bored of NEETism

figure willywashers should be rounded up and converted back to hetero to keep the white population up
with all these MGTOW, fags, adoption couples, feminists, we REALLY need ANYTHING right now

>read online that people wipe their bum whilst sat down on the bog
wtf how??

willywasher here (i wash my willy, not gay though)

AMA

>>77628029
May I wash your willy with my mouth?

having steak with catsup

gimmick idea: post my menstrual fluids on /brit/

all females should be killed

>not washing your willy

what are you, circumcised?

haven't seen the nonce in a while
'e locked up?

>yanks have stinky willies because they don't wash them as they think that being circumcised means that they don't have to wash their dicks

hmmmmm

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>>77628100
i'm circumcised and i wash my willy

sargon of akkad

>>77628071
>catsup
think i shall need a new fedora to tip this hard

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what the fuck is wrong with that paki

>>77628118
would love to rid your gob of teeth and stuff them down your urethra

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got warned for someone else's post
can't imagine the runt that posted this

sad to think the world will no longer have the original white man walking it anymore a couple hundred years from now

>>77628122
he's acting like a woman because he's convinced himself that's what he wants to be

>>77628091
tleilaxu axlotl tanks
gas the heteros

Ummm.....awkward.

>>77628179
going to heem you back to /gsg/

Thinkin' 'bout being colonized by that thick, brit cock rn.

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>>77628190
lads

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>>77628199
NEED a thicc american bf

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** URGENT **

Lads a girl just sent me a picture of her legs like this. Bubbles covering crotch. HOW THE FUCK DO I RESPOND. I already know she wants my D

>>77628231
mail her your willy

>>77628214
don't know runt board memespeak pal

ate a few baked beans out of the can and half a bagel

>>77628231
how fucking tight are her socks

Ah yes, quite pungent my dear...a delectable bit of chocolate.

>>77628239
was a brit gimick 2bh
just know someone stole it from gsg, thats all i know about the damn thread

stop stop STOP
stop the madness
is everyone here g-gay?
fuck, i don't want Aids

>>77628231
mail her a pic of your cold flaccid willy

>>77628231
post it here

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working at home today lads

>>77628275
umm sweetie youre posting in my thread, the OP, a gay man

>>77628244
>bagel
OYYYY VEYYYYY

>>77628269
thought it was a /balt/ thing
maybe they stole it too

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Why are these so awful?

>>77628315
we don't really eat them here except in maccas. think they're a yank thing.

remember the first time i went on a date properly with a lad
i was 17, he was 16, we went to see a movie and i got to hold his hand
at the end of the date he kissed me

balt is a shitcunt general

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>>77628315
english muffins kick ass, FOY

currently reading the art of war but warrior-philosopher sun tzu

a most invigorating read thus far
it manifests itself in a bodacious visage and truly elevates ones mind's eye to its aphelion

really is required reading for all western men these days

>>77628328
>Maccas
FOA

>>77628293
Nein, that's why I drew the picture

>>77628328
It's not that big of a thing here.
>>77628344
They're disgusting and have the taste like war rations 300 years ago.

dora baiting is for twathed fukbrains

Respond to this post to be given a free new name

we are the winners
watch us glimmer

>>77628378
Can I have a cool name like XxXxMega_Skeleton_69_Overlord_xXxX

Was having a great chat with a girl online and then she just suddenly stopped responding

Fucking Chad

>>77628378
could i have my name changed to Ross please? dont know why its made me Anonymous

>matched with a really average looking russian bird on the 'der
>alri to talk to but not very attractive
>made it clear i wasn't into her
>she still wants to fug
probably going to do it desu lads

just had a very nice wank

>>77628366
peanut butter
butter
jelly

they're delicious

>>77628391
No, it's a new legal name.

Your new name: Gorman Blattner

love my straight best mate
he send me cock pics
and in college he put my hand on his big willy a few times

want to do a run but there are people outside my house I want to avoid

Lads. Whats that playground game called involving a safe zone called barley or balley or some shit. feel like im going mental trying to remember

>>77628407
The algorithm doesn't allow adding a specific name.

Lester Pafkin

>>77628423
Bali

>>77628423
hopscotch

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it's felt like i've had something stuck in my ear for nearly 3 weeks lads
getting very annoying
saw a specialist and he said he couldn't find anything wrong

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>>77628419
>giving two last names to the Southerner
You're offending me

>>77628444
Better than two first names, Keith David.

Currently posting from some fat yank's ear canal

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New poster here. First day. Name's Lester.

>>77628457

Reinhard Heydrich

Should I go to sleep?

>>77628471

alri 1142

>>77628485

sleep is for women and the weak

>>77628485
prefer not to say

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business idea: cats

>>77628471
Good work, lester. Keep it up.

>>77628488
>sleep is for women and the weak
alri arcade fire

how is getting bummed a pleasurable experience in any context?
my only prostate exam was horrible, there was nothing but an instinctive need to get the shit done with as soon as possible

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>>77628491
yes

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Recruiter said he was eager to organise my 4th and final interview for this great new job.

That was 3 weeks ago and he hasn't responded to my email or text. Life is just constant disappointment.

>>77628529
me the fish

>>77628511

only in the context of being pegged by a beautiful woman

>>77628539
Your days are numbered flipper

>>77628511
gf pegged me a few times. really fucking intense desu, i liked it. not something i feel like most of the time though tbf

>>77628511
it's 70% psychological
and when its good its really good

>>77628604
>it's 70% psychological
more proof bumsniffers are batshit insane

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Making a loaf of bread with a cheeky 330ml of cider mixed in with the dough

heh heh heh

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cute lads with cats

>>77628622
Loving that bread.

>>77628622
looks like it's all fallen out the dough

>>77628617
humans have been having anal sex forever lad. people wouldn't keep doing it if it didn't feel good.

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>>77628622
absolutely grim fella

>>77628622
I've seen that baby barf before

>>77628650
Great stuff. Keep it coming.

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and this is cut

cooking mong cant have the spotlight on someone else

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When Tim talks about his guitar he actually seems totally sane for a few brief sentences

Gives me hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNT1Fkoq9sw

>>77628650
Seriously how do you get it like that. The yeast bread I have tried to make at home is too hard on the crust or undercooked in the middle on aloof that size.

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and this is what it should look like when you put some love into it

>>77628668
Looks fantastic man. I've always wanted to bake one myself. I think I'll give it a go sometime soon.

>>77628668
>>77628650
you smug bastard
just wait until my loaf comes out of the oven in 29 minutes, then you'll be sorry

Did anybody else forget that /b/ still exists for a very long time? I just checked it for the first time in years and it basically just looks like a porn board completely devoid of actual life.

wouldn't mind putting a bun in your oven x

>>77628697
It look like we have a bake-off here.

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>>77628688
Beautiful.

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>>77628697
im waiting

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>>77628684
really just need to kneed it for 10 minutes at least if you don't have a machine to knead it for you
these days i use the machine only for kneading cause i can't be arsed to put so much effort into it, but still do the second kneading (just lightly for 1minute) after one hour by hand and cook it in the oven
here's some pizza dough

>>77628710
when i first came here in 2011, it was only OKAY then
i don't even want to veer in it's direction these days

I saw a table that showed how /pol/ overtook /b/ during the election last year.

it probably still has more traffic

>>77628744
Wasserman-Schultz

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and here is making some pizza

Tesco chicken tikka masala and a Red Bull for breakfast

>>77628744
pretty sure both it at /v/ have had more traffic than it for quite a while now. I can't figure out the type of people that still go there, pretty sure edgy 14 year olds nowadays just go to Reddit.

>alri /brit/ I'm making bread lol

>uh NO because I made THIS bread

keep your hairnet on, you breadbin

>>77628761
think the rise in traffic can be ascribed more to the election in general than just debbie

Might do a chicken biriyani for tea

>>77628737
My recipe. Pointers?

No Salt Pizza Dough

1 packet dry yeast
1 cups very warm water
3 cups flour
4 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 tablespoon sugar
1 tablespoon olive oil

In a large bowl or mixer bowl add very warm water and then pour in yeast. Add sugar to activate the yeast and stir quickly. Proof the yeast by waiting about five minutes to insure that the water is turning frothy. Once the yeast is active begin adding flour slowly until dough starts to comes together.

Once all the flour is added pour in some olive oil to taste and mix for about ten minutes by hand, or 5-10 minutes in an electric mixer using the dough hook attachment, adding flour as needed to bring the dough together. The dough should be slightly sticky to the tough, but not so much so that it sticks completely to you finger.

Once mixed, cover and put aside in a warm spot for 30 minutes to an hour or until doubled in size. The longer the dough rests the more flavor will be in the dough.

Once rested the dough should be soft yet firm to the touch and spring back when you poke it.

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think this was a cinammon one
you will not believe how sweet only like 4 teaspoons of sugar will make it

am i on /ck/ or /brit/?

>>77628668
very shoddy knifework lad

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>77628791
Don't give a single fuck about your bent bread you shitbag rat

>>77628803
Probably didn't use a breadknife to cut it.

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Could do with some moisturiser mate haha x

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>>77628766
why not some oatmeal and coffee?

someone's got a yeast infection
the fire RISEs
bunburner
bun in the oven

>>77628789
>1 cups very warm water
you can get this very wrong, just use cold water, at 50C+ the yeast begins to die

>4 tablespoons unsalted butter
really really too much butter

try to use this recipe
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2060/easy-white-bread

actually your whole method is very different from mine: i just combine all the dry ingredients first, then add the liquids
also leave it for one hour at least, then another hour after you punch it

business idea: survive on cigarettes and coffee

>>77628791
>only 4
>in that tiny loaf

Stupid cunt

>>77628826
not gay

>>77628791
Too much sugar can completely fucked up my home-made ice cream. Be careful with it.

>Making your own bread
Lol they sell it in the shops mate

>>77628854
stuff like red bull is really bad for you
i wouldn't drink it

>>77628844
that's still a 500g loaf at least
not the one i was referring to but 500g flour and 4 teaspoons of sugar will be very sweet
that's almost 1kg loaf

>>77628818
amateur

>>77628837
Thx mate.

We really like butter though. Especially since this recipe calls for no salt. I actually like to add chopped fresh rosemary sometimes as well.

>>77628839
Once went a few days only eating chocolate bars and coffee (because I was on a train going across the country). It was alright.
Definitely wish I ate more meat but I didn't have any jerky with me.

>putting more than 1/2 tsp of sugar in 1kg of bread

smdh senpai

>>77628877
fatty fatty boom boom

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>2 minutes

>>77628876
oh shit sorry you were talking about pizza dough
i use this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-SJGQ2HLp8
keep it very simple is the point

>>77628886
Yeah, I eat a lot of candy but I try to stick to just hard-boiled sweets because chocolate will make you fat.

>>77628920
tell you whats not hard boiled
your squishy tum
*gives it a thwack*

>>77628940
hey now
:(

>>77628911
No worries m8. I have tried the same for both actually that is why I posted. But as a bread was not quite up to par. Biggest challenge is a good year bread. No baking powder or soda. That is my goal.

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>>77628801

yeah hi guys, just noticed you were talking about bread so uh thought I'd better weigh in, you know, bit of a bread buff me
anyway here's way too many pictures of my own yeasty exploits, think you should be uh suitably impressed by those yeah thanks
by the way here's the bccgoodfood and fucking youtube tutorials I stole them off hahaha for fuck's sake

I don't like how google have been changing cities on maps to this bright and colourful 3d things

am i supposed to invent my own bread you fucking spastic or what

if you cunts don't start posting i'm making a new

EVERY fucking time we slow down 250-300

alri lads just printed off a pic of the mona lisa, bit of an artist me, thanks

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what did jack mean by this

>tfw accidentally moaned while masturbating
How embarrassing

>>77629034
howling

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>>77629034

>>77629034
How is this embarrassing. If it feels rights and you are alone who the feck cares.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcL51TeOKpg
also a video i edited of are jack

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look what they did to worcester
looks like a cartoon now

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trimmed the bonsai

chocolatey claire

got that haircut i was talking about earlier

>>77629116
gives us a twirl then turtle

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eating some skyr and museli

quite literally tastes like vomit

know you want me to point it out but I'm not gonna, you hear me

>>77629106
sheepy...swipedown...

Why are jews naturally funny

>>77629167

t. Shumel Finkelstein.

>>77629155
sounds tasty lad what's wrong with 'ou

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ta DAHHHH

>making bread

Hello Southern Poof!

>>77629191
looks fucking rancid

>>77629166
roaring

>>77629131
wont

>>77629023
>>77628953
jack makes me irrationally angry. would happily run my car over him.

never thought the mentalist health leftists would be on the same side as big pharma after that Holmes documentary

>>77629182
think it's the skyr mate, it genuinely tastes like a cheeky chunder aha x

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>>77629191

>>77629213
>>77629213
>>77629213


new


>>77629213
>>77629213
>>77629213

>got new shoes did ya?
>get up and do the new-shoe-dance then!
fuck OFF

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>>77629191
think i won this round x
homemade aubergine salad, similar to babaganoush too x