Culture Pals

First for my future European bf

>>76590422
just go full lewd puns

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>>76590473
that would be me

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>>76590494
Whats with the thumbnail?

>>76590473
Are you here all day, womanofcolor?

>>76590545
I think European bf and woc are different people

>>76590545
Theyre different people. Woc is a racist

>what is your name
>where are you from
It literally says on my profile stop asking me these fucking questions

>>76590623
Really? She doesn't seem the type at all

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=719891030355902464&uid=675706273456095232&aid=675706276354359296
>your jawline will never be this masculine

>>76590786
She said she hates niggers

>>76590843
Speak for yourself

Why do newfags keep making threads?

>>76590843
>https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=719891030355902464&uid=675706273456095232&aid=675706276354359296
fuck man, that looks like the hobo who lived in my attic years back

>>76590843
>American women
Explains yourselves, Americans

>>76590738
Hi) what's your name)

>>76591358
REEEEEE

Really want nudes from a girl but her English is so terrible she doesn't understand any of my flirting
Very frustrating lads

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>>76591687
just send her your dick - she'll get the idea

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OK so I'm B+ so how do I get to A?
secondly, how do I learn how to text properly

these antisad pills arsed up me willie, lads

/danfyv
unfortunate

>writing about my depression in portuguese to an ukrainian qt on interpals

this is not how I imagined my life would become

>>76592087
there's no way - like in ant colony, or smth
this hierarchy is unchangeable - we're created for different purposes: α-s for breeding and fucking luxurious does, others must serve for the survival of the hive, like going to Iran or Iraq for military service, cleaning streets, inventing some science and shit, y'know

>>76592228
Posta perfil ai, pf.

>>76592269
és o coreano fake?

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GOD DAMNIT
You lied to me weapon, this tactic doesn't work at all :(
Also excuse the poor German

>>76592324
Sim.
Tas com medo que a roube?

>>76592394
Estou.

>>76592359
Say "crazy for you ;)" in German.
Trust me, I'm a grill.

>>76592258
NO !

I want fuk som qts

The absolute front of that portulad

After I helped him get fanny pics too

>>76591358
Good post)))

>>76592359
>>76592451
This desu

>>76592443
Kek vou ter que a procurar eu ent.
ucraniana a falar pt, deve ser facil

>>76592506
M8, I've been spending 5 hours a day with her for the past few days.
You really think you did that much?

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>>76592575
This better work lads, sent it to some others too though

>Hehe Now let me tell you more about myself.... name is Christian!!! You know that already silly!!! I'm an elementary school teacher. Go ahead , say AWEEEEEE LOL. My favorite movies right now are Star Wars the force awakens and the Dark Knight rises. I Loove batman! Christian Bale is THE ONLY Batman.... Just saying lol. I love watching walking dead and Big Bang theory. Also love reality TV! i have 2 sisters, both my parents are together, but i am not sure why, my pop is cheap...and my mom is like SPEND SPEND SPEND... I guess opposites do attract! lol..Back to movies. I am very influenced by movies....after seeing a A Few Good Men, I wanted to be a lawyer…then I heard…”HOW THE FUCK LONG DO I HAVE TO STAY IN SCHOOL???” Can you believe that it's not really like that in real life? Maybe it was just me. Lol Today i watched I Am Legend…Why the fuck didn’t he just kill himself…once I saw one of those creatures…I would be running for the friggin hills..or maybe to get a bag of salt and vinegar chips first….but thats just me. I have a bunch of DVD's, I love those things. especially now with all the TV shows coming out on DVD. I love LOVE LOVE… Disney movies as well. I am a Disney Freak but more about that later…. I would have to say that my favorite actor is either Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise...thats a hard one cuz i think hanks can play ANY role. ...ya know? I am half italian, half polish and all jackass....lol.....but seriously, im only part jackass.... But all romantic cornball!!! I love my family, i truly do, i dont know what i would do without them. Things that scare me................

Not even half of the whole message I just got from this guy. jfc

>>76592901
I got cancer.

>>76592717
Manda-me nudes teus que eu posto o perfil dela.

>>76593000
Melhor um passaro na mao que dois a voar. ;^)

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Reminder that you are nothing more than a greencard dispenser to them.

>>76592451
Didn't work

>>76593162
No response from ALL the girls?

Remember that "it's only creepy if you're ugly". Most likely they'll take it as a joke and find you funny if you follow up well.

Portubro you disappoint me.

>>76592465
>>76592465
No.
One male creature produces enough sperm to fertilize billions of women. For genetic diversity, probably, we should not confine ourselves to one male individual, albeit infinitely super-valuable - but ten thousands will be more than enough. The rest are garbage, genetic ballast, spam.
Normal type of society for higher mammals is pride: breeder, endowed with a monopoly right to fertilize females; females, cubs, on the periphery - males to protect the pride. In the human society, this role is played by the army; It is not surprising that the army mentality is inextricably linked with homosexuality. This is the evolutionary meaning of male homosexuality - males, whose role is reduced to protecting pride, should be loyal to their army comrades; but how better to learn this loyalty than by fucking in the ass? The archetype of a Kshatriya is homosexual; that is why social movements that realize the mentality of the kshatriyas (fascism) in their aesthetics and often even in the composition of the leadership are wholly homosexual.
A typical male animal (with alcohol, fishing, football, TV, army and other "male joys" in a circle of equally exact creatures) has the same right to exist, as well as a heterosexual minority; but this existence must be strictly limited by the circle of her homosexual predilections.

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>>76593222
I will never doubt you again :)
Translation: So of course this is not a problem. Will you buy me a dog then?

>>76592465
The natural law, the law that nourishes life in its fullness, is the law of war. The war of the race against the race, the people against the people, the biological species against the biological species; one social and anthropological (racial) archetype - with another. At the lowest (and least meaningful) level, war is reduced to physical rape and killing of carriers of another racial archetype; but the meaningful life spent in research, work and fucking for the good of its people is perhaps a far more cruel blow to the very heart of the enemy tribe. Wars are often won not by machine guns and grenade launchers - much more often an effective (i.e. shamelessly and talently lying) correspondent wins in the war; an inspired engineer; hard working scientist. Culture and eugenics - weapons are much more dangerous than a bayonet or missile.
In this endless war, in the eternal genocidal renewal of living human nature - a female person plays a very special role. A man, by nature, sees in every male individual - a competitor; a natural and laudable desire to kill and rape his neighbor - in the blood of every passionary. Male, a woman does not need it at all. Since one male is capable of producing billions of sperm - a woman can not see a competitor in a woman. Female jealousy, proprietary instincts in a woman is nothing more than a disgusting cultural or genetic aberration. A society where power belongs to a female archetype - has no property. The main projects - procreation, upbringing, eugenics - are totally communist projects. One pride, or mega-pride (tribal community) can have collective property, and protect it from neighbors; but there is no property inside the pride, and the pride children have equal access to all the goods.
But there is no property inside the pride, and the pride children have equal access to all the goods.

Do yuro grills like American manly men?

>>76592465
Men (as individuals) are natural antagonists; that's why army homosexuality is necessary for the army to perform normal functions. Women, on an individual level, observe a total community of interests. This is the role of female homosexuality; within the framework of natural law, a woman is more a lesbian than a heterosexual.
Due to natural and necessary impulses, a passionate man, by nature and in the first place - a murderer. Passionary patriarchal society - is a psychotic anarchy (Nordic ethnos) or croaking tyranny (the empire of Chingiz); non-passionary patriarchal society is doomed to monogamy as a way to curb a passionary instinct. The total degeneracy due to monogamy over the (at best) tens of generations is a historical inevitability. Both scenarios lead to racial death.

>>76593369
I'll give you some advice

Germans cant take jokes. They are autistic, don't bother with them. You'd have better luck at making them laugh if you talked about how much you hate being white

fucking hell, there's a jawline you could set your watch to

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>>76593222
meme is a very handsome chap

t. not meme

>>76593441
I don't care I just want to practice my German

>>76593463
Bet he weights 45kgs

>>76593526
Austria or Switzerland

>>76593515
Thank you senpai

>>76592359
>going for germans
Don't you know that they're the worst people on this website?
Hitler killed himself just because he tried to talk with a German.

>>76593529
45 kgs of sharp jawline

>>76593563
True

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>>76593329
>>76593375
>>76593405
SHUT UP

reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>76593627
or Turkey ;)

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>>76593463
NEED a strong jawline bf desu

>>76593857
Kek

>>76592901
Least he knows the best batman

Literally got a machete and carved my jaw to make it look stronger and sharper desu

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>think it's a polish chick
>indonesian

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>>76594383
Learn your flags, retard

why is it that all the qts view me when i'm asleep?
t. just woke up

>>76590843
>not even having the decency to shop the zits out
come the fuck on people

>>76594501
It's because of that comic that I am fucked up.
>>76594509
Because you are supposed to sleep only 3 hours according to these "women"

What's /cp/ drinking tonight? I'm hitting the g&ts

>>76594754
It's fucking Wednesday jesus christ man chill out.

>>76594754
drinking some orange juice (with pulp)

>Hello am joy by name,am a cool and nice guy,seriously I really like the quality that God create for you do please try to add me up on whatsapp +2347018515930 or +23408169554343or add me up on Facebook Adebayo haryordere tanks you

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>>76593701
come to me, beta-bro, let's protect our race and alphas together

>>76594777
Last week of semester mate

>>76594846
Oi don't edit me

>>76594846
I just want some pussy, anon.

I'd make some big contribution to humanity if I could, the fact is I can't.

>>76594898
max kek

>>76592901
Refuse to believe this is real

>>76594862
so what the fuck you doing tryin to catch a hangover?

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>>76594898
piss off, scumbag

>>76595018
>he gets hangovers
Ain't drinking enough then

Looking for white argentine girls, pretty dry field here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_BNpP05AV8

>>76594754
water

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>>76595140
lmao, that's lame

>>76595314
Fuck I remember that photo of the girls used to get posted all the time on /pol/

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errr I sent this joke message about how I'm handsome now I'm getting tons of views outta now where

Think she might have put it on some forum or some shit to laugh at me

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Whomst trying to catfish me??

>>76595051
Stop bullying!

>>76595426
looool what did you send lad

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>>76595487
basically she looked at my profile without responding

I wrote just for banter how my handsome looks intimidated her from responding

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>>76595484

>>76595609
That's actually pretty funny

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>>76595484
i know you like it

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>>76595314
Through Hitler and Goebbels speaks the soul of Wotan. It awakens an unknown part of myself that has been suppressed since I first set a step on this earth. The divine blood of Heimdall rushes through my veines when I hear the fanatics speak. You will never understand russbro and I don't expect you to.

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>>76595805

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>>76595544

>>76595544
Ouch

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>>76596017
>>76596094
>tfw sent 3 messages related to their profile to 3 qts yesterday
>all but 1 ignored me, she hasn't responded to my latest message in 10 hours tho

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Wew lads, this this trip is already over. Heading home tomorrow. Spent all day today with the French QT 3.14, she drove me around in her car, and we drove to this awesome spot (pic related). Afterward, she drove us back to her apartment and she cooked me Cordon Bleu. It was good! Sad that I have to go back home tomorrow. But, I guess it's a good thing because I can feel some feels, and I don't have time for that shit. Kinda sad I probably won't see her for a few more years. Oh well

>start talking to qt on WA
>she ghosts after an hour

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>>76596489
>I can feel some feels
Knew this MGTOW shit was just a meme

>>76596489
did u fug

>>76596569
>>76596571
Just wait until he gets back home and he realizes he could've tapped that

>talking to qt argentine
>add her on whatsapp
>she asks if ive met any decent people on interpals
>i ask her to clarify
>she proceeds to block me on both whatsapp and interpals
wtf did i do wrong

>>76596489
have you asked her how many americans died on those beaches fighting for her freedom?
>inb4 its not in normandy
it doesnt even matter

>>76596953
it is Normandy actually, I've been there

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>>76596498
Better an hour than a month tbqh

>>76596489
Should take a picture and do one of those cheesy meetup stories you see on the interpals facebook. End up being posted on the interpals sidebar.

>>76596569

nah, I really don't want a girlfriend. I can't afford any distractions

>>76596571

No

>>76596769

that won't happen. I've turned down opprotunties in the past and didn't really regret it. In this case, I know not doing it was for the best. So it's ok

>>76597056

I deleted my Facebook Tbh

>>76597070
Distractions from what fampai?

>>76597054
I have a poor track record as it is and this was just unexpected

Who dat ass?

>>76597154
Male Going The Wrong Way

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>>76596808
>>76596808
>>76596808
ANSWER ME

>>76597240
she probably didn't know how to explain herself with her limited english and spaghetti'd

>>76596808
idk anon, maybe she thought you were going to blow her mind or something, or she was bored and couldn't be arsed to describe what kind of decent she's talking about.

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/iccy9

Lads what's wrong with me
Get good views but no messages

Even when I send messages (not "hey how are you?") they rarely reply

>>76597154

when I fell hard for a past Italian QT who I met twice IRL, it really fucked me up. Not trying to go through that again, especially when I have a lot going on in my life right now. I can't afford any distractions from my career path

>be black
>girl messages me, asks about my height. She says it's cute that i'm so small
>get her on whatsapp, start to get lewd
>she asks for a d pic and I send it
>she says "wow" and blocks me

IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

>>76596808
qts are crazy man, I was also talking to one on whatsapp and she comes with some childish feminist-y bullshit and I respond to her, she probably didn't like te answer and blocked me.

>>76597360
>she says "wow" and blocks me
is it too small or something?

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>>76597181
Some suicidal depressed chick I found on omegle back in the days

>>76597360

Top kek

>Tfw when your qts cheer for Chile

>>76597441
Sorry Portubro. Rough day for you

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>>76597360
This is too fucking much

>>76597476
>Chile
you mean Texas, I heard Texas qts had the best arses in the US

that true?

>>76597453
Yeah I'm only 5 inches

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>>76597360
one out of 3 732 172 563 - don't put too much into it

>>76597360
How tall?

>>76597454
Damn that's nice, but I'm on day 28

>>76597531
damn, I think mine's 6.5 inches?

not too sure since I don't know the conversion between centimeters and inches. it's 16.5 centimeters tho

>>76597476
It was already a day ago, she probably thinks I'm going after her because she's always saying hurr durr man need to take action and fight for what they want hurr durr.

And in regards to footy I can't be mad, we won the Euro playing the most boring football I've ever seen, you should have trashed us today.

>>76597531
Poor little man
How come you're black and yet short and dicklet????

Anyways learn how to take pics, "big" boy

>>76597568
>get one chance at life
>be born as a 5'2(157) black with a 5 inch dick

I honestly don't think I could have come out with worse luck.

>>76597522
True, racemixing is magical. Give me a french qt and I'll show you :^)

>>76597685
Sure you could. You could have been born back where you should be.

>>76597740
>Give me a french qt
I'm afraid I don't have any qts atm anon.

makes me sad but I don't know how to text. I'm fairly good looking and not too spergy but I just can't go any farther...

if you can help, help is welcome, in the meanwhile post Tx arses

>>76597685
i'm taller than you and i'm a G I R L

>>76597685
Fucking own it bro, confidence comes from within not external validation

>>76597864
Don't rub it in meanie

>>76597745
I may have a chance if I was born outside of America, considering girls put a lot of value on height here.

>>76597915
No girl wants to date a dicklet manlet nigger, tbqfh with u.

>>76597974
They will if I have money desu

>>76597897
i know i'm sorry
but if it helps tons of girls don't actually give a shit about height
all my irl qts have been very close to my height (160cm)

>>76597974
I knew a manlet black guy with a gf, but he was an all round nice guy, friendly, goodlooking, ripped, funny, confident etc

>>76598019
Then they don't want to date you, they want to rob you.

>>76598037
I never said he couldn't get a gf, it's just that any girl would prefer to date someone else, but a few will take what they can get.

>>76598087
Stop being rude

>>76598087
At least a manlet dicklet nog doesn't have to go as low as using a fake korean profile to talk with others

>>76598168
i might be wrong but by answerring portugalian you're talking with this
>>76590150

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>>76598168
Don't worry, I have a QT, the fake is just for nudes.

>>76598148
Wow, interesting post.

>>76597632
>6.5
I'm starting to think BBC really is a meme

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>my irl friends are getting into relationships and i spend my time shitposting on a mongolian embroidery forum and an international penpals website

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>>76598396
at least you have irl friends

>>76598396
you can be my gf

>>76598023
>girls don't care about height
Yeahhhhhh sure they don't

>>76598445
Most girls just want a guy taller than them. They are height blind. They say they like a certain number but they can't tell if you're below it.

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>>76598396

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>>76598396
I-I wanted to talk about /emoe/ with you :(

>>76593401
pls respond

>>76598724
they like what they don't have
so of course they like manly men

>>76598506
I'm 5'8 and I unironically convinced a 6 foot girl on tinder I have a fetish to be dominated by a tall girl
Good night desu

>>76598445
just find a cute short girl :3
>>76598433
which tuga r u
>>76598430
move to ireland i will be your irl friend

>>76597864
>tfw no gf taller than me

>>76598724
Depends, if you live in NYC, LA or any other big place they'll love you. If you live in the middle of Kansas then just hope you're manly enough cause your flag won't do much

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My life is so good that me and some girl (who I want for my qt) sent each other one message on the exact same minute.
My message was
>what did I do wrong
Her message was responding and asking things to me

>tfw I most probably fucked up the whole thing

>qt went offline of whatapp an hour ago with no warning
>didn't say anything that would warrant ignoring me. It was just a normal convo with us joking back and forth talking about tv shows
d-did she dead?

>>76598396
Two things
1) what's your profile
2) thoughts on the DUP

>tfw no 190cm Korean women with long smooth milky legs to bully and tease me

>I'm NOT a model and I'm NOT a pornstar. And NO, I'm NOT going to send you nudes and I also DON'T want to see yours.

>>76599289
you're obsessed
stop freaking out

>>76599213
Play it off cool
She won't care if she likes you

>>76599184
Is Virginia good enough? We have some cool stuff

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>>76599213

>>76599410
She said to not worry, but it's been 7 hours without a message.

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>>76599411
>is virgina good enough?

>>76599322
Now it just needs a half naked pic to go with it.

>>76596808
You didn't say
>yeah, I met you :)

>>76599479
Girls say what you want to hear. What you did came off as clingy and whiny. Abstain from doing it in the future.

>>76599498
believe it or not, she doesnt have any of them showing off her tits. her legs on the other hand

>>76599411
just say you're in DC

>>76599411
>Virginia
70% of them doesn't even know where to place it in the chart.
Sorry pal

>>76599184
>if you live in NYC
that explains some of the views and messages

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>>76599521
Don't say that :((((((((

>>76599293
1. /todflanders
2. cunts

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>>76599625
What did you mean by this?

>>76597300
You're a good looking chap but your photos are all selfies, you look like a Billy no-mates (also is that a Greater Anglia train?)
None of your photos are of you smiling or doing anything, you just look a bit miserable
Your about me and hobbies bit are proper bland, you've got travelling and movies listed as hobbies, like how much more generic do you want to get?

If you want to keep them you have to make it more interesting, say something like "passionate about travelling, I'm trying to see all European countries by the time I'm 25" or some shit like that, even if it's bollocks

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>>76599699
what do you mean?

>>76599625
NYC: makes them think of wealth and cosmopolitan life
Miami: strong image of tanned hot guys at the beach
California as a whole: beaches as above, no matter where you actually live. Bonus points for San Diego, LA and San Francisco.
Chicago: for dem wintery comfy feels
Texas: this is a malus

Any other place has no worth

>>76599782
What do Europeans think of New Jersey?

>>76599699
>>76599755
what did these guys mean?

>>76599782
>Any other place has no worth
gotten tons of messages asking me about Hawaii

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>>76599857
im not sure

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>>76599755
Are guys from NYC not manly generally?

>tfw turkish qt

>>76599659
Oi what's wrong with them
They hate the gays like the republic

>>76599840
Nothing much, like it cause it's close to NY probably

>>76599885
Oh fuck, forgot about Hawaii and Alaska. These are both great bonuses

>>76599933
>are city guys manly?
No
Especially considering NYC is filled with jews

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>>76599703
Well i am a bland guy and I have no friends tbqh

Thanks anyway, I'll try to improve my profile. Also I forgot about the train but my ex took that photo

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>>76599933
i'm from LA, but no. we're all twinks. plus im just here to post thinking gifs

>>76600038
>post thinking gifs
>posts a png
what did he mean by this

When it's midnight in my country, the other people can already see that it's my birthday, right?

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>>76600080
what did i mean

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Do you guys use emoji's in your chats? You should incorporate them if you don't.

>>76599782
>wealth and Cosmopolitan life
Isn't it just homelessness, stress and traffic?

>>76600169
Maybe I should

Anybody actually ever ask any deep questions with these girls. I asked one and the (Russian) girl stopped talking

>>76600213
Only if the girl seems smart

>>76600208
>implying they know anything of it

The cuteness of russian girls make me paranoid

What if it's just some 400lb russian hacker ready to send me an embedded jpg with ransomware on it

>>76600282
They wouldn't be targeting some dirt poor favela monkey if that was the case

>>76600302
rude

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>>76599995
J*ws don't count as humans.

>>76600038
Is the twink look desirable there?
I think NYC has the best looking people in USA. Am I wrong?

>>76600169
Hi

>>76600239
Yeah mine was an art major and seemed surprised I took an engineering class. We talked a little more but stopped then. She keeps looking at my profile though as the most recent

>>76600302
That's not nice to say

Apologize

>>76599995
>>are city guys manly?
>No
EYY, WASSAMATTA WITH THIS GUY

>>76599944
Me too lad. Have you asked if she's had sex yet?

>>76599995
desu most country boys are pussies

What's the name of that polish dude that looks like humpty dumpty

I think his name was MauroPL or something

>>76600416
I'll make your ass into a pussy, boyo.

>>76600438
nauropl

>>76600333
i'd say so yeah. twinks and more toned version average size but not buff are usually the go to for people here. i actually think seattle got the most good looking people.

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>>76600447
Try me, you yokel

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>>76599659
>good sleep Chihuahua
Nice

Why the fuck does the system think this is spam?

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>>76600333
hi

>>76600344
no

>qt from swiss
>wears shirt that says why be racist when you can be quiet
damn, should I say something?

>>76600823
Yeah tell her to take it off and show you her boopies

>>76600823
You know the answer to this

>>76599963
i love gays : 3

>>76600856
Me too.

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>>76599963
that's exactly what's wrong

>>76600958
Wish I had that hairline

>>76600849
Lad if she did I could be arrested. And she does look a little roast so she may

meh I thought it was a cute message, you don't have to ignore me

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To the anon I was recommending music to the other day, if you're here let me know your thoughts on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGZUKwxdjk

To the other one, I'm getting more positive than negative responses to this so maybe it was a good idea :^)

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>>76601029
Stop looking at underage girls profiles

/3AMconversation
I think too much, I'm puss puss

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>too depressed to play games
>too depressed to watch a film
>desperately working out to counter depression
>doesnt work

>>76601082
is this run the jewels wannabe?

>>76601083
It'd be legal for sex, just not nudes which is weird.

>>76599995
>>76600416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VCHj2OSdw

>>76601088
dont be a bitch, just yolo it faggot. if you don't message her, I will

>>76601121
It's a pretty different style to RTJ mate

>>76601088
>>76601167
I messaged her

why is /ford-mustang on 24/7?
>>76601167
Well I want to say something about her racist shirt

does anyone want to see messages from a moroccan right now

>"hello, how are you?"
>"what are you doing?"

>>76601324
yh boi

>>76601088
>I run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts
Teehee, she seems to quirky and random! ^_^

>>76601238
i didnt see the shirt, shes got nice tits

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>>76601082
Surprise, it's the same anon :D! Didn't know it was you though.

Do you know Nah? I think you might like him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnyqZoGujpQ

>You think I'm that cheap? Lol, what's up? How are you doing?
wut

>>76601238
what exactly?

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>>76601326
>>"what are you doing?"

>>76601397
yh boi it's me, I don't know him but I like what I hear. I'm not really hugely into hip hop so my knowledge is kinda limited but I've been getting into it more recently

>>76601397
>You think I'm that cheap? Lol, what's up? How are you doing?
Yeah that confused me too

>>76601427
>talking to my friends :)
i say this but I don't have any friends, I actually mean you guys here

>>76601526
wtf why did it quote the same post twice

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I'm using OwO and uWu with asian chicks, seems to work on them, next I'll try the steppe peoples

>>76601541
I usually say that I am masturbating and that she is disturbing me

>>76601426
>a cute boy messages me, must be a fake

>>76601585
All I do with my korean fake is ask them what they're doing. When they answer back and ask what I'm doing I say I'm fapping or smth like that.

>>76601526
Reminds me of Public Enemy but with more noise. It's not bad but personally not feeling it.
I prefer the clipping album you linked before. I really liked that. Sonically more hip hop than Death Grips and less experimental.

>yh
So you're the one who said I was hard to get along with >:3
I even wrote you a nice photo comment!

I managed to get two indo-china "girls" on facebook just today. Are they just easy to get

>>76601737
>asians
yes

>>76601737
Yes, especially with Korean or European accs.

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=726787412921073664

really nibba

using a picture of one of those rubber fuckdolls

>>76601696
>I really liked that
Glad to hear that, my second listen through I was really getting into it too

>So you're the one who said I was hard to get along with
I did? I don't remember desu
About the photo comment I didn't see it, this site never fucking notifies me, thanks anyway

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Is putting Burzum in my music section a tabboo
>>76601758
Well that's weird, I'm just American
>>76601751
fair enough

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>>76601837
no its just meme af and people will find your taste in music to be shit

>>76601890
I already have Big Guy For You in my quotes section and joocy legs.

>>76601930
still tho, its another type of meme
>tfw my oneitis love absurd

>>76601837
Well, are you of European heritage?

Sent that pic to my QT, ty.

>>76601961
>absurd
You know what to do Quisling

>>76601837
Put whatever you want, at least it shows you've got a personality
I've got death metal bands in my music section but nobody ever comments on them anyway

>>76601993
Yeah, pretty white with auburn hair. Your Welcome with the picture, found it a couple days ago though I've seen it before

tuga how did your eyebrow(s) turn out??

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>>76601994
I know ;_;

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>>76602033
Lemme try to pay you back with a stale /mu/ meme.

>>76601828
Seems like you're into noise rap but check out Memphis or any Southern rap too if you want to get into hip hop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu0lk2xKorI

Bullies don't remember their victims >:3...
I'm taking that compliment back and giving you a mean one on your other album.

>>76601837
Not taboo but >>76601890
I had Darkwood's Notwendfeuer on my profile and someone said it was not a nice music.

>>76602093
>Darkwood's Notwendfeuer
Actually sounds like music unlike burzum tho

Anyone willing to buy me drugs with manly tranny nudes as a reward?

>>76602140
Can I buy you a gun and a bullet instead?

>>76602085
Thanks man, never been on /mu/ bar one time two years ago
>>76602093
I decided to just cover it with other bands, keeping it. Not going to puss around anymore
>>76602135
Well I'd say that depends on the album, the more synth ones are surprisingly the better ones, his guitar playing just sounds shite

>>76602161
Yes

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>143 viewers on my main after scripting quite a bit
Not too bad, r-right?


>>76602185
It's actually pretty good if you ignore the nigger music and the Grimes threads.
I basically just lurk the bm threads and maybe a few other weird threads from time to time.

>>76602093
>Seems like you're into noise rap
My friend is in a synth noise band so I take a bit of influence from him

>I'm taking that compliment back and giving you a mean one on your other album.
REEEE now who's the bully?

>>76602249
>143 views after scripting

subpar

I think the Thai chick is trying to get greencard from me. She keeps saying she wants to be at uni with me. I just blocked it by saying everyone does as they cheat off of me(which is true).
>>76602249
Will do man, I'm looking for more good music in my library. Thanks

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>>76602249
Lauren > Grimes

>just sending song lyrics to qt as first message
works surprisingly well believe it or not

>qt is in my city
>visits my profile
>message her
>she re visits my profile
>doesn't answer
such is the life of an ugly ass like myself

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>>76601837

>>76602339
I see lots of Blink 182, I'll just send NaNaNaNANANANANaNa

First reply to this message is what I'll send to the last person who viewed my profile

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>>76602041
good, thnx

>>76602412
Stupid whore

>>76602341
Honestly may want to go to /fa/ a bit, most of them are fags but good hair and them telling how facial hair fits are generally good. Sometimes shit, but that's if it's end of a thread

>>76602366
If they unironically like blink 182 I wouldn't bother desu fampai

>>76602341
>visits my profile
>message her
>she re visits my profile
>doesn't answer
that feelio just happened to me

>>76602435
time to wait for the report

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Would pic related be good for Irish people, norn iron if I say I'm southern and the republic if I say I'm american
>>76602458
Yeah it reminds me of middle school, same with green day, and sum 41. ACDC too I guess, but my dad also liked that
>>76602503
Hey man can't help portubro but for you just send 5 messages at once and lose track of women

>qt is at the point that when I send my message she instantly opens it
hooked

>>76602429
Where did you get this photo of him?

>I've been in love with East-Asian culture
heh

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>>76602684
ama beach magnet unow

>>76602703
Hate that.
>>76602716
New Thread since this will bumplock soon

>>76602444
>>76602503
everything's alright, i'll just hit her up with my fake, get nudes and blow her the fuck out

>>76602558
>ACDC
Classic dad-core but still good to listen to

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What did she mean by this?

>>76603216
Murder

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>>76603309
Дa

Wait you need to give out your phone number for whatsapp? Fuck this.\

>>76603394
Yeah, there are many better options out there.
Telegram, Line, Kakao (for the koreaboos) are a good example of some. (Telegram is really good, desu)

>>76603417
Some random person asked me if I wanted to join a whatsapp group. I'm too paranoid for this shit

>>76603463
Yeah, some catfish has been messaging me that too.

>>76603463
was it https://www.interpals.net/Cvey ?
i tried it in january, the group was shit

>>76603544
Yea. What's the group even for?