Catfish edition Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around

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who /thriving community/ here?

these antidepressants arsed up me willie, lads

hey what is the point of talking to qts that are a thousand dollar+ plane ride away? i mean im doing it and it makes me slightly less lonely but it feels pointless

>>76572274
I do it for latina buttholes honestly

>>76572212
It's summer: The time for qts and abhorrent shitposts

>>76572303
they send you pics or what? god i wish i wasn't so lonely and just had a loving gf. can you send pics of your convos if so lol?

>>76572274
There isn't one other than boredom really. Although the only girl I ever met off here flew to me

think i had a mild OD yesterday
im back hi every one

>>76572274
>thousand dollar+
what

>>76572384
hellish adderal comedown here. What was your poison, lad?

>>76572404
hydromorphone IV but i even missed the vein

>>76572394
I mean I'm talking to an Argentinian girl rn and the plane ticket if she'd ever meet me is 1200 dollars.

>>76572274
you can get ticket from JFK to Europe for around $600 during the right season. If your not an East Coast fag, then go fuck yourself i guess. dunno whata tell ya

>>76572441
But the nudes are free

>>76572338
sorry lad I only use snapchat for that

>>76572465
I am an east coast fag, but why? If you're not too beta to meet with a girl, why not just use tinder?

>>76572475
Who gives a fuck about nudes? Just watch porn.
>>76572477
It's all good.

>>76572533
easy there, boyo. i was saying that if your not on the east coast you're not gonna get a flight to Europe for under 1000 (maybe i don't actually know)

>>76572583
yeah i get that. i'm just saying why go to the trouble of finding a girl to fuck who lives 1000 miles away.

>>76572626
He's just a brainlet who wants to travel for the girl, instead of the destination.

You go for the experience of being in another country, not for the girl. She would just be a bonus.

>>76572626
well i'll be going for a semester abroad next year so that's why I do it. Couldn't tell ya about the other Burgers in this thread

>>76572663
rude

see: >>76572664

in line with this edition i made a catfish profile so i can observe how other guys get lewd

>>76572885
slut

how easy would it be to get a Mexican milf's nudes?

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i am bored of this ex virgin czech girl i realised im full blown leftist canadian tier cuckold
now i want a non virgin,tolerant western girlfriend
where to find?
should i focus on canada and usa?

>>76573271
Sweden

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ALL I WANT IS A QT JEWISH/ISRAEL PAL

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

FUCK MY LIFE

>>76573271
please fuck my girl, big strong turkGOD

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>>76573500
i like big girls
+ i like first world countries

where to message
my gf now is 180 cm and 80 kg

>>76573513
/kdk67
she's a big girl
for you

>>76573513
>180 cm and 80 kg
what is this in real measurements?

>>76573641
5'11 180 lb

https://www.interpals.net/Deynasur rate my profile
i will fill it with leftist stuff because im lieftist

>>76573694
What are we supposed to rate?
You don't have anything on your profile besides photos.

>>76573710
wait im gonan fill it

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>>76573694
>Berkay

why is every eastern bloc qt a mid-2000s edgy teen? they always write down Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, etc as their favorites bands and wear goth clothes

>>76573271

Seattle, Portland, Toronto

>>76573710
Pretty sure photos are what matter most unless you fill it with the most cringy autistic shit.

im the guy who posted autovisit bot here btw

when i die, fuck it, i wanna go to hell
imma piece a shit, it aint hard to fuckin tell

>you will never be a Russian qt and be able to message, "privet stalker!" to guys who visit you profile too much

https://www.interpals.net/Deynasur
oke my profile is done
i tried to be ultra normie
i will start messaging people and keep u updated
any addition/recommendation?

>>76573954
I wouldn't personally talk to you but it's good for attracting lefties. Good job.

>>76573992
when you grow up and realize you can't change the world and only way tobe happy is conformism and acceptance which is basically what left is then you will come talk to me

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>>76574024
>when you grow up and realize you can't change the world and only way tobe happy is conformism and acceptance which is basically what left is then you will come talk to me

>>76573954
Drop the overwatch image desu
Makes you look like a creep to normos

>>76574024

Kek, quote of the thread

>>76574024
what's up, Berkay?

>>76574153
im playing lego marvel

Y'all dig my flag?

Hows everyone feeling tonight? Having fun and lewd talks with your qt's?

>>76574514
i'm larping as one so i can see how guys go after qt girls

>>76574729
I send this to qts
Is this wrong

>>76574409
Im taking to a qt Turkish girl, will she send me nudes if shes kind of secular but still a muslim?

>>76574944
Probably. Turkish muslims (as long as you see no hijab) are quite open.

>>76574781
yes beta bitch

Qt started to talk about porn with me today. She suggested that we watched some together soon. Is this a good thing or bad thing? What would be something good to watch?

She also asked what cuckold was because she saw it once on a website. I just hope she doesn't want to watch that.

>>76575314
Its good she wants some fuck, watch something vanilla maybe hentai if shes into anime. Youre in my guy

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>stolen qt saying she misses me
Seems like the dead body is already coming down the river

Anyways how's /cp/?

>>76575340
I've been talking to her for a year so I hope I'm in by now.

She does watch anime so I'll see how she feels about hentai. I was thinking the cuckold thing was dropping hints at something.

>>76575541
My Euro qts are at work and my Canadian Concubine is asleep

No matter though I should be working myself desu

>>76576083
Time to get some Aussie sidepiece, friend

>>76576186
Not a bad idea tbqh lad

>put Straya as quick search cunt
>chink
>weeb
>clearly crazy
>another chink
>high odds of golddigger
Not sure what I was expecting

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Interpals >>>>>>>>>> pornhub

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/LilMissyTo

Which one of you is this?

Lately I can't get any qts. I guess it's because althouth I am getting old I'm still unkilled and jobless, basically a NEET lmao. That must put them off.

>>76576576
*unskilled (I mean without a uni degree)

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From the last 3 messages I sent yesterday only 1 replied

1 viewed my profile but didn't read my message (Intimidated by my attractiveness) and the other one hasn't read or viewed my profile

When I send a message I expect the first thing they do when they log on is reply to me

>>76576576
Posta il profilo

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This one is kinda insane but still great fun to talk to.

>>76576576
>I am getting old I'm still unkilled and jobless
>tfw I'm entering this territory
How old are you, Andrea ?

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On a high note the qt I double messaged (just to test) sent back a long reply

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Still just can't fathom why qts would ignore me, I'm the perfect guy; handsome, European, confident, funny, very social, educated, have a job. I'm a god sent considering all the betas that message them with shitty openers

>>76577349
Just b urself bro

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>>76577349
>>76578121

>out partying last night
>qt asian keeps looking at me
>start talking to
>eventually take her back to mine
>today add her on Facebook
>from "Bangkok"

Guys I fell for a meme

>>76578301
a meme made for nutting inside

>>76578301
Did she fuck you?

>>76578499
I didn't see a penis but I can't be completely sure

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>73 y/o grandpa double messages me

>>76579652
Poor guy is probably just bored because all his mates died

Ask about his grandchildren lad

>>76576826
preferisco di no
>>76576969
between 25 and 28 years old. Won't give the exact age so I don't get doxxed

/Roksii
>telekinesis
>energy healing
>automatic writing
What did she mean by this?

>>76579748
>calles me beautiful, model and dear
N-no thanks I'm not interested :(

>>76579751
Oh we have to Italians now

>>76579751
Nobody gives a shit about doxxing /pals/. Everybody posted their brofiles already, come on!

>>76579804
I'm still the cutest one :3

>>76579793
autism

>>76579652
Ask for nudes.

>>76579804
I say we have em fight to the death for the title of /cp/ Italian

>>76579842
I already had the opportunity to get male nudes but nah, remembered I'm (((straight))) eventually

>>76579856
After all I've done for this general :(

>>76579751
>get doxxed
On /int/?
Relax, we used to have a lot of cancerous "faces of /int/", and no one ever get doxed. Even that fat kit who ejaculated over israel ball...

>>76579897
>I'm (((straight)))
It's not gay, if the balls did not touch.

>>76579897
there can be only one

>>76579928
I'll remember to say no homo when it happens

>>76579751
>>76579949
Well, you've heard him
Fight me 1v1

https://www.interpals.net/FlamingoNuggeto
Get a load of this guy

is it hard to get a visa to visit Russia?

>>76580499
I've seen worse.

>inb4 t. FlamingoNuggeto

does anyone else see a cute girl's profile and get an urge to hurt them? throw acid in their face perhaps. the logic here is that if I can't have their beauty, nobody can

>I don't like guys who only care about my ass and tits
>she literally won't stop mentioning my penis
I haven't even shown her it

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>>76580904
Yes

>>76581381
glad someone else understands

Good morning /cp/.

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>tfw aesthetic like Elliot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrPKgg0kFJs

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>>76580499
>https://www.interpals.net/FlamingoNuggeto

Roses R red violets r blue…, u make me feel good, like after I poo. - updated Mar 20

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>>76581418
There's nothing better than hurting someone so bad that they don't forget about you for the rest of their life. At least we will be remembered.

How does one acquire "the nudes" from thirsty slants or dune coons

>>76573784
more for me that way

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>tfw kqt is looking more and more like a Thot every time she sends a pic to me

>>76582205
they're basically always a decade behind us

in the 2020s Slavic countries will be heavily into SJW shit while we have moved onto the next stage of degeneracy

>>76581991
Be yourself

>>76582358
I don't want them to ask if I live in an igloo for 30 minutes and if I kill baby seals.

>>76582348
Thanks for disappointing me.

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>she's always online but never for you

>>76576576
I'm a neet with useless uni degree, you'll be fine

/oluemi damn this guy is dark. never seen one that way besides the foreign exchange students.
>>76582894
be a big guy like me, julius

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>>76582951
I'm going to slowly ghost her
Funniest thing is she says that she misses me

Is it necessary to get atleast one dude friend so the chicks don't think you are creep tier?
>>76583035
Women act like gypsies man, always remember that

>>76583079
Doesn't harm having one, there's plenty of /cp/ friends. Or you could just hide your friendlist :)

I know, they're ruthless dawg. Lesson learned already

>>76573954
Drop shirtless picture, dont have so many pictures with your friend, i'd say one is enough to get the point across; maybe the one in hamburg

going further down im starting to doubt if its actually you, with the whole safe zone bullshit but alright, you do you

God fucking damn it. I got banned again.
Fucking loser mods, how dare they? Can't they tell a quality user when they see one?

>>76583079
I have one russian friend though he's gay.
But he knows that I won't take any homo bullshit from him. He also helps me translate stuff for russian qts.

But leaving all that aside, he's a pretty chill dude.

>>76583500
>again
How many times have you been banned? Can't you learn to play nice like the rest of us?

>"I like long messages, not just 'Hey what's up'"
What did she mean by this?

>>76583716
She likes them long even when they're not up

>>76583716
It means she doesn't want you to start a message by just saying "Hey, what's up". I think she also wants the opening message to be a decent length, probably at least four or five sentences.

What's a good way to get more views/messages? Or should I just use qtcrawler?

>>76583755
>>76583821
Man I can barely hold a conversation without resorting to "What do you think of bigfoot" in 3 sentences.
Hey Nederbro, are Dutch girls (17-20) usually just sjw's?

>>76583835
Update your profile.

>>76583716
means she likes big cocks, not lil 5 inch micro "penises"

>>76583953
19 cm max 16 cm average hard, is that bad?

>>76583858
Some are, some are not
Dutchies range from degenerate gaylord to ultra religious tbqh

>>76583835
Use qtcrawler one time, but don't script in asia.

>>76584039
19cm is good, 16cm is meh

But when you're horny with a girl it should always be maxed unless you're drained out

>>76584039
Wtf is with the big difference

>>76583601
About 5 now lel

>>76584117
Why not?

>>76584331
Try it and find out for yourself

>>76584261
More like big dickference
He he

/rashidian
He seems like a chill dude, anybody know anything on him?
>>76584261
Nofap so I cum easily, but if I manage to jerk it for more than 35 minutes it gets to that. Though 19 cm is my max, most of the time it's in the 18.0 categories.

is vkontakte any good?

>>76584377
The music player is p comfy

>>76584121
don't listen to this guy he is warped by porn

14cm-16cm is the perfect length for most girls

19cm is approaching monster cock tier and a lot of girls will find uncomfortable

>>76584362
>no fap
>if I manage to jerk it

*scratches head*

>>76584356
Nice one

>>76584492
Really makes you think.

>>76584433
Okay thanks, I've honestly never gotten more than boobs cause I'm not trying for hoes but I spill my spaghetti with normal chicks.
>>76584492
I do the week thing /fit/ recommended where your testosterone boosts after 5-7 days

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>>76584433
7x5.5 inches is the perfect cock size

Big enough to fill her all up but not big enough to destroy her pussy (unless she's asian, femlet, virgin)

>>76584551
So you mean you have a wank once a week?

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>>76584551
>/fit/ recommended

>>76584701
>(unless she's asian, femlet, virgin)
every woman should be like this preferably

>>76584701
>tfw 7x5.5
>tfw been with Asians and they all thought it was too big
Wew

All these penis talk

>>76584362
>Though 19 cm is my max, most of the time it's in the 18.0 categori

the fuck, you're a monster.
I don't even think I make it to 16 cm, though mine is really fat. And by really fat I mean that it swells up like an NFL ball, so I think that it makes up for its length.

>>76584707
Basically, though I try for longer but I do give in. Those are also my shortest sessions
>>76584714
Haven't been there in a year and a half, turned into a gay nazi wankfest
>>76584796
Well mine is kind of skinny, and if I'm not hard it's 3-4 cm so that was embarrassing during sports

>>76584701
What a virgin post, it's all about girth

She doesn't want you stabbing her cervix, you need at least 6.5in girth

>>76584838
t. chode

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>>76584791
Welcome to /cp/: Culture Penises

>>76584838
>She doesn't want you stabbing her cervix
This is a virgin post, women get lots of pleasure from the cervix

>>76584876
In 6.5x5.5 unfortunately

>>76584911
Can smell the virginity on you, absolutely reek of it

>>76584911
some do some dont. Ive been with one who loved getting it rammed, and another who doesnt want it touched at all

>>76584911
most women find it painful in my experience

>>76584954
Please stop posting, you virgin

Please stop talking about penis size, I left /r9k/ for a reason

penis size is honestly so unimportant it's not worth worrying about

height>hair>face>body>skin>penis in terms of what women find most important in appearance

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>"I miss you"
>Tell her we haven't been doing much to avoid it
>5 hours after ignoring me
>"I know but we can fix it"

>>76585019
errm no

Face/Skin > Height > Hair > Penis > Body

>>76585019
face>hair>body>height>skin>penis desu senpai

>>76585012
No

>>76584987
Log off your virgin computer and virgin walk down to the nearest virgin bridge - take a virgin jump and don't ever virgin breathe in my face again you virgin freak

>>76585060
nope

most girls would rather have a tall but average looking dude to a handsome manlet

most girls would rather have a /fit/ man with a tiny dick than a fat man with 9 inches

You have to be at least 9x7 inches to make her cum

>>76585099
But most girls would take a handsome guy with average height over a lanky ugly guy

you can change your body but you can't change your dick size, have a mini dick you'll never please her.

A girl will literally not feel your needle dick unless it's over 10x10

>>76585080
This IS virginity, the post

>>76585142
>you can change your body but you can't change your dick size
that's true, but women still care way more about your stomach, chest and arms than your dick

>But most girls would take a handsome guy with average height over a lanky ugly guy
ehh in most cases no

>>76585190
I'm gonna have to side with the other Brit on this one, nobody wants a ugly bf

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Personality > everything else

Well dick size won't even matter to me because all I'm getting is an Iranian yelling at me about Jews.

>>76579856
>>76580029
actually I'm an oldfag, I just stopped lurking these threads 2 years ago but now I am back

>>76585147
Can feel my virginity growing back just talking to you, leave my vicinity you absolute spastic

>>76585242
Fucking this, time and time again we've seen that you just gotta bee yourself

>qt view my profile back
>I send her a message
>she replies asking me a question
>I answer that question but she never replies to me again, never even reads the message

this is happening way too often, wtf

>>76585242
being interesting takes effort though, I am too lazy

>white girl from martinique
should I go for it, i'm in florida, not far.

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>>76585344
not true, women hate the real me

>>76585291
if you are jewish that's even better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIXd-h8YeUc

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>>76585321

>>76585446
No, he's yelling at me for saying I prefer palestinians

>>76585476
ok these are the ones that apply to me:

>favorite category is milf (it's one of my fetishes to be honest)
>PC is on the login screen whenever he leaves the room
>toilet paper roll on desk
>door closed at all times

I am not a virgin though, I have a gf although she'll go back to Poland so I'll be fucked after that

>>76585591
literally every italian I've known has a milf fetish

>>76585476
you should also do a "virgin sit" like you did the virgin walk and sleep

>>76585642
i mean make a picture of it

>>76585608
we indeed usually have patrician taste. I like teenagers too though, it's not like it's some exclusive things. It's just an advantage for when you're married and your wife becomes a milf in the future 2bh

>>76585677
>you're married and your wife becomes a milf in the future
>>>facebook

>>76585677
Doesn't the fact you're the same age kinda take away what makes it exciting in the first place?

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>>76585476

>>76585832
>pussy queefs due to small girl
Does this count if she queefs when you pull it out?

>>76585727
I don't get it, why is my post "facebook"?
>>76585764
no, I don't think so. I legitimately like milfs, it's not about imagining myself as some teenager discovering sex or some shit

>>76584785
lmao 7cm

>>76585954
REE

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>do you miss me at least

>>76586290
"It means when you see my magnum dong your fanny will be leaking juices down your legs"

>>76586707
Just drop her lad
>>76586747
Maximum kek

https://www.interpals.net/leelee49
This girl one of us? She viewed me right after I posted my profile yesterday

In the last 3 days I found the girl with the most things in common with me.
She's really smart and really funny. Her name is Heidi.

>>76586813
That would be me.

>>76586869
Is she a good girl who doesn't use those whore sites like facebook and twitter

Sounds like portubro's just found my catfish

>>76586951
Indeed ;^)

>>76586950
Yes.
She likes trump, dark comedy...

>>76586951
Which one?

I'm having an old british guy show me his photose from cunts he's travelled. Seems like a nice guy

>>76587078
When are you planning to ask for the sex pics of the whores he fucked? ;^)

>>76587134
he looks half in-loo, so I don't know if he gets women. But he's telling me Italian women are beautiful and eastern europe women are taller than him when he visited

>>76587193
good taste desu

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Why don't White wimmin like me

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whew lad, she's vietnamese

>>76587193
I was talking about literal whores, ofc. ;^)

>qt announces she's started dating a guy
Just fucking kill me

>>76587255
My viet qt is 158cm, I tease her about it

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what is best answer to "hellloooo"

>>76587484
"Hello"

>>76587469
Unironically talking to an Indonesian that's 153

>>76587484
I've been answering Well Heello. as if I'm a mid life crisis dad

>>76587456
Explains why she stopped messaging me desu

>>76587255
>>76587469
>>76587523
>not going exclusively for qts from first world countries

>>76587523
Whew lad, that was 4th-5th grade summer

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What should I have answered the 2nd time?

>>76587627
Oh I am, the asians text me cause my height

>>76587744
Nothing

>>76587828
This

>>76587744

>I'm just profiling you. ;)))

>>76587867
>>76587828
I think you're right, thanks.

>>76587744
I always say I masturbate to their pics.

Weapon let me see your inbox. how to send a good msg?

>>76587942
Ele é menor de idade, amigo.

>>76587548
Bet she met him on ip

https://www.interpals.net/Zissilein
>This user only accepts messages from 17-30 year old male users from Asia

RICED

/Babycatfan
>dat rare flag
Who here is gonna be man enough to collect those rare nudes?

>>76587974
lol
;3

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>>76588022
>wall full of indians

serves her right

>>76587985
Nah I actually know where she met him at some culture club or some shit

>180 massages
fuck

>>76588022
Messaged her on my fake

>>76588058
reeeeeee

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>>76587965
This but replace "Algeria" with America and "America" with the countries of the girls you're messaging.

>>76588042
Seems like I have some work to do....

>>76585800
just use both hands

ez pz, spaghetti free

This is really weird, a russian girl who was texting me kind of bored, now gets excited when I mention I was born in California.
Do Russians have a west coast fetish, because when I lived there, there were only asians there

>>76588149
reeeeee real advice plz

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>>76588149
REEEE

>>76588206
I messaged her but she doesn't seem to be into Koreans, we'll see.

>>76587744
whats the average views you get in a day

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>>76588315
You forgot to mention the part where you'll give her 10.000 $, pay the bills for the housing, 3 yrs no s*x and divorce.

>Czech guy texting me
>here girls are very clean
I kek

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>>76588315
Shit, what do I do now?


>>76588449
I was getting 500-650 scrippting a few times a day

>>76588481
Play along you autismo!!!

>>76588455
Alrighty, I'll try that next time :^)

>>76588481
ayy bby u wan sum fuk?

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>i like real men who is enough brave to write to me first

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>>76588510
>>76588509
Shit, help me here boys!

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Is this a good sign?
>>76588563
Just do it hombre, nothing to lose. They're over the internet.

>>76588576
>I like you too ;3
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76588103
lol that's pretty cute
Where's she from?

>>76588042
>Hindi
I wonder how many messages she gets from India per day. She's a real young qt pls don't hurt her feelings too bad

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>>76588667
Don't worry, this isn't my first fish, k?

>>76588042
I just assumed that was a fake

>>76588743
Spain, I've seen the guy and he's pretty ugly tbqh

>>76588836
bost pics :DD

are one of you guys /rashidan

>>76588834
Might very well be. So generic it's hard to say.

>>76573513
What a potatostomper lol

>>76588878
/rashidian

>>76588807
FUCKING FAKE KOREAN CHADS :@:@:@:@

>>76588990
not a chad: /iansteel
"Shy" on purpose so I can get away with showing less pics ;^)

Alri I hear portuguese girls look familiar

>>76588291
Asking questions about the things in their profile and relating to it is good.
It shows that you're interested in what they have to say and tells something about you too that they can follow up with.

Most of the times it's timing and luck.
Pic related is one of the most basic and boring messages I've responded to. Still managed to create a conversation through each others' profiles though. We still talk today (kind of).

>>76589094
All the thirsty koreaboos tho

>>76589111
Stop going after them. They're all mine.

I've noticed more and more people have stopped censoring their names.
Gives the thread a more comfy feel imo

>>76589126
>nice to meet you my name is ZZZZZ
>You have a beautiful name. Very soft and feminine :)
What does he look like?

>>76589262
He had a picture of an Asian painting. Had no pics back then.

>>76589126
>very soft and feminine
Reeks of beta

32 views today bitches. It's not even the afternoon

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>tfw djallil leaves this yo gurl
What you do?

>>76589338
post pic of views

>>76589094
She only has "imo" >.<
Another thing I have to connect my real number to just for nudes, buuu.

>>76589313
Rude! Easily one of the most interesting people I've spoken to on InterPals.

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>>76585321
http://imgur.com/a/w9c5B
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=589908529

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>>76589364

>>76589418
People can be beta and interesting
Take me for example

>>76589310
I'm surprised you put in all that effort to start the conversation from someone who sent you a 'hi how r u' message.

I'm gonna get jacked and then Im gonna steal all your qts!

>>76589455
Good job lad, but why are so many of them underage
>afonsotrepa
go get that boibussi :DDDD

i feel sick LADS

>>76589455
>summer_nonce
wtf kek

>>76589608
Good

>>76589491
Rare but I really liked their profile. Short and sweet that I could relate to/want to learn more about.
I was just beeing myself :^).

>>76589566
I turned 18 in april so I put it as 17 cause more likely to be virgins then. Already have enough whores at my diversity college

>>76589608
Hot tea cures your sickness.

>she prefers NOTM to Jenny Death
Do I drop her?

>>76589647
Very soft and feminine :)

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>>76589671
>I turned 18 in april

Im way too old for internet

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>>76589485
Post profile so I could see.

>>76589728
Hey man, my 52 year old dad uses the internet. Mostly for porn if he's not banging someone, but he uses it

>>76589728
>"people" born in/after 2000 are shitposting with you right now
I feel violated tbqf

>>76589754
>Chris chan isn't alpha positive
Chart disregarded

>>76589777
Why is your name penis guy?

>>76589807
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>76589807
i know this feelio :(

>>76589126
thanks senpai, im tired of not getting responses from interesting girls
can i message you as an example?

>>76589858
Because he likes Pénises, of course

>>76589858
I don't know, if you look up there was about 100 messages about penis. Decided it fit me since I started the main bit

Anyhow, can someone make a new thread

>>76589880
Np and yeah sure. I'll respond in 30-40 minutes though since I have to brb.

>>76589880
>can i message you
>literally asking someone if you can message them
You might as well message her "can we be friends" at this point.
>>76589938
Take a picture of your dick and use it as OP

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>>76589777

>use dads pc
>see his tabs
>porn, penis enlargment sites and weather

>>76589971
No I'm in middle of nofap week
>>76589982
Yeah that was back when I was twelve on thanksgiving when we decided to watch american pie 4 for the dinner movie