bacooooon xD
gunna go window shopping at some gun stores
hope i don't get 'boon'd
>>74887619
*starts coughing violently*
>celebrity roasts
>american """humor"""
cum is dead.
now i'm off for real this time
also
>when someone complains about student loans near me
>>74887858
would like a roast of brendan fraser Tbh
>>74888256
gross
I've never seen a black person smack their lips
bf and I at the beach
>>74888463
BBRRRAAAPPT
There are several ways to save Western civilization and they all involve eradication of the Jews.
>>74888566
this thread is 25 minutes old. ridiculous honestly
made a 'brella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJC49JIIsc
tets
tits
Hey, senpai, can you
explain my intense need for
a clownfish?
>>74889001
im a fan
>Amerisouths
>>74888845
maybe we'll break 40 posts by the time the thread is an hour old huh boys
make hockey great again
Isn't rain, like, the
prettiest thing ever?
I mean, besides me?
uhhh, i guess?.....
rip cum
so who killed cum
Traps are gay
Is someone lurking but not posting?
hi
Have to go pick up some lube buds
>>74889985
Hello. I've been lurking for 1 minute.
*combo break*
What is your honest opinion (no lying) on the Gwaii Haanas National Park?
>>74890061
never heard of it
My mom wants to meet the gf, buds.
>>74890061
No opinion because I don't know it.
>>74890137
Do you have the gf?
just found this ruthlessly hilarious gif, bros
>>74890061
I think it's great
>>74890183
Yes
>>74890202
roflcopter
>>74890251
Will you introduce her to your parents?
>>74890309
Unlikely under the current circumstances.
Reminder that it isn't a gf if it has a dick
>>74890080
>>74890140
Spend a couple of hours finding out everything you can about it and then report back to me.
>>74890228
Please elaborate.
>>74890392
Please
>>74890202
Post troll science
>>74890352
Do you want to tell us about the circumstances?
>>74890445
Don't really see my relationship with her going anywhere desu.
Hockey game tonight...who's going to win?
>>74890524
Ducks play tomorrow.
>>74890358
Just because a woman has a feminine penis doesn't mean she's less of a woman that doesn't have one
shall reckon the guy at tthe homoeless was an old hs friend
You can cum without having an orgasm
>>74890562
Hockey game tonight...who's going to win? XD
I've posted a photo of my girlfriend before in this very general. Stop projecting your homosexuality on to me.
>showing dogface to your mom
baka
>>74890834
Dogface is Arizona's girlfriend, not mine.
>>74890359
>Spend a couple of hours finding out everything you can about it
>couple of hours
I am too listless for this.
>>74890491
OK.
>>74890602
I don't agree. Also what if a gf(male) has a masculine penis?
>>74890885
If a girl has a masculine penis then it's a man. It's simple
>so it says here you don't like to post bebi.... care to explain that?
One of my biggest regrets is not going out with girls that liked me so much they talked to me first because i was a sperg
bebi
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=shijou_takane
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h4FJZWpLMx
>>74891542
Wish I was your gf
NEVAH FUHGET THE 20,000!
>>74891579
shut up!!
don't use that voice!
>>74891542
my biggest regret is not telling sperg girls to leave me alone. they all liked me because I was the only guy who was nice to them but really I hated them and was just being polite
hello americans can you help me
I want to become real nigga
Can you tell me how can i do this?
>>74891920
The solution is to be rude to them. Worked for me.
>>74890524
>>74890737
Game 7 tonight fools
*rudes at you*
>>74891972
Listen to Eminem
ONLY the songs from before 2006, he was a real nigger then
*calls your gf a cuck*
>>74891902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SSNm5Nvpfl
>>74892062
okay, what then?
>>74892099
gee your computer is loud adjust your fan speed
>>74892132
Kill yourself then for being a wigger
:3
>europeans consider this a "country"
>>74892167
It's the microphone built into the computer
>>74891994
I tried but I would just feel bad.
Don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.
>>74892266
Don't. I used to make fun of fat girls in high school.
>why yes, i shall blameless on that person on a hobo
https://youtu.be/Fkqg6HE888A
>brits
>>74892241
You are right this is rightful Swedish soil.
>>74892427
>>74892362
>hawaiian
ah, yes
>>74892292
Also giving girls false hope is worse than just telling them out right.
>>74892222
Wow, now I know why we hate whitey
>>74892486
I know... I tried to be mean. I just couldn't do it
whoo
CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME
I was part of the "cool kids" in high school, so fat girls rarely approached me anyway. They stopped completely after a while because I was always rude to them.
gas went down to 98 cents haha
>why no I don't like hawaiian pizza
biggest sign of a runt
>>74891542
>talked to me first
What did they say? I wonder how direct the girls were. Did they tell you that they liked you or did they make compliments?
>>74892646
98 cents what? A liter?
Would HEEM anyone who offered ""Hawaiian"" pizza to me. It's one of the many reasons why Canadians should be gassed.
>>74892675
>It's a Canadian invention
Australia owes us big time
>>74887619
Who are they?
And why they ain't fat?
>not knowing about EpicMealTime
Mods ban this underage filth
>>74892763
Kill yourself
>>74892646
That's 70 cents more a gallon than it is here
Feels good to be free
>>74892731
>And why they ain't fat?
They aren't Americans OR mexicans
>>74892709
Are you really saying you wouldn't eat this pizza, you mongrel
>>74892680
Yeah, per litre.
>>74892816
That is EXACTLY what I'm saying.
>>74892679
In friendly manners, one would always be calling me out on my long hair and she would tell a smaller cousin to come tom y house that she wanted to see me.
The other one idk i barely remember i think she asked me about my huge scab on my arm i had, but we already had flirted at that point (smiles, raising eyebrows etc etc) but i was just too much of a pussy.
>>74892847
>long hair
i hope you dont have long hair anymore
>>74892843
Runt
>>74892942
Nothing wrong with long glorious hair
My grandma called the cops because my mom took a nap and didn't answer her phone
not a fan of mental disorders
New Steve videos
>>74892997
1 Corinthians 11:14
>>74892627
>cool
I believe you buddy
I wasn't in the "cool" kid group, I was generally well liked and stuff. People said I was the king of the losers so yeah
>>74893005
One time my grandma released a dog on my sister because she thought she was a burglar (it wouldn't attack anyone, yet alone someone it's familiar with).
*opens up /gif/*
brb 5 minutes
>>74892942
i dont
>>74893063
Were you liked enough to get invited to things? I knew a couple kids like that. They usually made better friends than friends who you would go out to parties with.
Ban all muslims WHEN
>>74893014
i don't like the ones with old as shit rations desu so i like that he puts them up in batches like this
I'm sorry for being such a slut, but I just love having so much attention you know what I mean?
>EpicMealTime
Ah yes I remember being 14
>>74893197
Do they even make videos anymore?
>>74892847
> tell a smaller cousin to come tom y house that she wanted to see me.
I don't understand this.
>>74893226
Why not look it up yourself
>>74893254
Because I have you to do it for me.
you wouldn't take advantage of the fact that I'm wasted, right?
>>74893277
*doesn't do it*
>>74893120
yeah, people invited me to stuff. I was in Band and just liked those guys better.
>>74893308
You are responsible for your decisions
>>74893323
FUCKING DO IT LEAF
>people replying to tripfags
fuck you white boy
>>74893347
I can see where the king of the nerds nickname came from.
>>74893401
Finns are Asian.
Wish I could rim New Mexico
>>74893277
The giant who was the main presenter was murdered by the muscular guy who always wore glasses. The reason was that the giant had taken 90% of the profits. The muscular guy had thought this was disproportionate, so he killed the giant. The remaining guys were so shocked that they canceled the show. Infa 100%
can't believe i used to sit in a chair as opposed to posting from bed
>>74893460
bedposting is best posting
>>74893460
Tablet owner?
creep
>>74893444
unemployment offices are depressing as fuck
but ya boi might get back to work soon.
can't stand this neet lifestyle and its only been like a week
The quality of discussion in /cum/ is inferior to the quality of discussion in /brit/.
>>74893444
Uhm...
>>74893561
Did you get fired?
>>74893560
Your bf told me that he's going to do it to you
>>74893411
a was an intermediate level of cool. like in band, I payed the drums and all that crap and was in charge of the drumline and all that.
like my first real girlfriend was a really quite and shy type who only dated me to become cool . I was like a stepping stone thing? she ended up being the head cheer leader
>>74893618
Can't say I disagree.
>>74893444
What?
>>74893618
there is no discussion in /brit/ only prepackaged comments like "doing a poo" and "love pints"
>>74893663
Oh, rim as in rim job. Keep your homosexual lust directed at other posters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbjmuENPpd4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
:3
>>74893561
better get to it quick or you'll get used to living like a NEET.
t. neet for 5 months
>>74893705
shut the fuck up retard
paypal finally uncucked me and lifted my limit
>>74893641
yeah i missed three days since i was in the hospital
no call no show
not my fault tho
>>74887619
>Epic Meal Time is still a thing
>Still no Muscles Glasses
He still retweets Harley a bunch on Twitter and apparently does gaming livestreams with him but that's it. Did he quit for health reasons or something?
>>74893741
How about you kill yourself instead?
>>74893745
Awkward...
>>74893745
now its time to scam people and run that account into the ground
>>74893781
>>74893790
???
did you reply to the wrong person
>>74893760
I didn't know you went to the hospital
>>74893823
no... I got to go...
bye
>>74893812
I didn't ask you for the name of your favorite website, I told you to kill yourself.
Anime
>>74893828
yeah, the mental hospital. had a breakdown fampai
so they took my phone and everything for three days while i was there
it was bullshit but i needed it
>>74893870
idiot
come back without the ellipses next time
>>74888256
that's disgusting but mainly because she just ate all that butter, rather than the act of swallowing it whole.
>>74893873
you hold no power
you are worthless
cara
>>74893889
That sucks. I hope you're feeling better
>>74893921
Is that what daddy tells you when you're eating your Lucky Charms and she asks you if you found a job yet?
>>74891542
My biggest regret is not showing up sooner to tell you to go fuck yourself
>>74893908
I thought we were friends!
>>74893889
did you try and speak to your boss?
>>74893968
angry powerless reddit runt
>>74894006
who are you
>>74893939
thanks famalam
>>74893781
How about you go and fuck yourself
>>74894032
Chad
>>74894023
You're constantly assblasted at literally everyone who isn't a complete loser like you. Only one here who's angry is you.
Daily reminder that Amy Schumer still lives in the US.
Deja vu
>>74894072
idiot
>>74894073
>HURR KILL URSELF IM NOT MAD FUCKING KILL URSELF
imagine being you
>>74894007
yeah but they already got somebody else in there
and he did that whole "maybe you just need a break" kinda thing since i told him where i was
i'll get another job or wait till they're hiring again
i think lehigh and new mexico are both rebbitors
>tfw ywn be there to comfort Montana while he's having a nervous breakdown
Feels bad
>>74894109
Hmph. Nerd.
>>74894143
Ah yes, the ol' "I'm going to write a retarded version of what I think you're saying in all caps to prove how calm I am and how mad you are" strategy.
literally nothing wrong with reddit
>work in a pizzeria
>theres always that one customer who always orders a salad
>asks us to 'mix in the dressing and toss the salad' in the notes
Gets me every time
>>74894151
really need a bro like you irl conway
hope we stay friends for a long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4_vkz4siso
>Ah yes, the ol' "I'm going to write a retarded version of what I think you're saying in all caps to prove how calm I am and how mad you are" strategy.
Make America Black Again
74894217
exhibit A: the cancer that is killing 4chan
>>74894085
*drifts really good and fast
>>74894297
no
o
Wish you faggots would just go and fuck yourselves
>>74894332
Yes!~ Y-Yes!~
Game 7 tonight.... who ya got and why does Boston suck?
Do you know how many times in history someone's son has picked up the torch of his father and led some kind of invasion or resistance? A lot.
Our politicians know this yet Hamza bin laden is still walking long after osama's death. That tells me they only kept him alive to serve as an excuse to invade whatever country he's residing in.
Torta de milanesa
>>74892731
the show is from montreal lol
Imagine your only social interaction with people outside of your immediate family being on the internet.
imagine the mindstate of a fat chicano that sits on the internet smugly telling anonymous people to kill themselves
>>74894393
I never doubt my boy John Wall
shout out to a nigga i respect
>>74894443
hes a pigskin
KYS
heh
d
i
c
k
s
>>74894402
invading is fun tho
>>74894433
You'd know all about that you neet fuck
>>74894402
i wish was a kid again so i thought the americans wanted to get the bad guys instead of creating them
I am a 18 year old bad bitch and im always downto fuck ;) you can find me on tinder
>>74894460
>cumskin
>living in chicano land
no wonder hes so miserable
feel for the guy
>>74894557
hes really racist to the point of thinkin nonwhites are subhuman
New Mexico
number of his women is a hexidecimal
decible
low when he speaks the whole room's heads are turned
incredible
how a man get's so incredibly credible
with the social
aspects tho no so cal looks
he remains female fantastic
handles spastics
remaining elastic
his purpose jurassic
but his game unmatched it
is a book of matches
that he latches
onto their asses
dick sediment
is what he leaves to represent
his extroversion impediment
sorry I meant extra talent heh
There's this chad who keeps taking not so discreet snapchats of me
Confirmed it just now by seeing his screen
>>74894576
can't say that i blame him
you try living with those people and not grow a desire to hate them
Real beauty doesn't come
from clothes. that's just a
superficial way to think.
>american streets
>>74894627
Maybe he wants to fuck
>>74894635
I hate blacks and I don't live near them
lol cucks
>>74894612
now vocaroo it
>>74892834
kek
alri
>>74894658
same
>>74894704
>>74894642
No, it comes from the Dakotan/Montanan border
I found an error on my final grade for a class and last week my professor said he would fix it. that was Wednesday. should I email him?
>>74893694
If brits love pints then what do yanks love?
Ravioli
Roli Poli
Curled up on the defensive
no incest, but loves his senpai the greatest
unstable
unable to get over
black power re
>>74894738
wtf yes if grades are already being submitted
be polite tho
>>74894738
yes
sup fags
>>74894635
ive lived, worked and studied with plenty of non-whites and im not white myself
>>74894755
is this just mean british banter?
>>74894726
>#1 State
>Montana
Really makes you think...
Wish I could have fucked one of my cousins when we were younger
>>74894726
saved so i can use to my advantage
>>74894758
you lit that shit up
btw everyone I made a good rap on the traitor thread
>>74893906
>>74894383
>>74893605
>>74894802
its all fun and games till people find out
>>74894809
Gib steam
I hate crackers, they are so dry and brittle
feeling swamped with all these posts i have to read
>>74894905
i don't play vidya anymore
but i might re-download steam just for you tho
>>74894829
if you wrote this all yourself im impressed.
youre becoming a not shit poster, slowly
>>74894971
Discord?
*devours feces*
Im the best.
>>74894995
poo? stop smoking devils lettuce
I may not be the best, but I am the best at sucking
>>74895068
why is the resolution so small?
Ravioli
Roli Poli
Curled up on the defensive
no incest, but loves his family the greatest
unstable
unable to get over
black power, he is anal
why? who knows, a cause so banal
isolated from the northwest
nuclear isotope, he's in decaying distress
we all wish him the best
caress his nerves but we all know
he might lose his grip and go post all
angry memes with themes of dreams he had
when he was in a scene where he ain't sad
curl up roli poli
ravioli cooking
you may be shook
but like a book
you have yet to reach
the best chapter's nook
http://sketchtoy.com/67679746
>>74895088
>why is the resolution so small?
>>74894989
yeah how do you add people on there again don't you need a # number or something
>>74895108
this one was pretty ass I will re-do it sometime
in the meantime i g2g
peace 2u
>>74895033
try to stop me
Why is /dixie/ so much better and more interesting than /cum/ even though /cum/ has been around much longer? Is /cum/ the worst general on /int/?
>>74895143
It's your name at the bottom left plus the numbers after the hashtag
>>74895179
dixie has no fagposting
is there a link to be drawn here?
>>74895179
go back now ya cunt
>>74895108
ye you slayed that shit
>>74895088
I wanted to keep it the same size as a ds, and if I make it bigger it'll be just as pixely
>>74895179
never spent any time in there except to drop in now and then for a quick /brit/post and then fuck off again
http://sketchtoy.com/68103771
This is burgerland drawn from memory
>>74895216
is there no filtering?
>>74895134
you are the most retarded person ive seen on this board
I smell my fingers.
Particularly my pinkies.
Do I have autism?
>>74895179
Fewer fags. Fags are always desperate for attention so they make tons of shitty posts.
got a habit of sniffing my fingernails
>>74895255
can I save and add later?
Is your mom a hot milf
>>74895340
of course. i need more people to talk to anyway
>>74895418
oh boy
>*punches you right in the face*
>emulating
back from the gun store cuck sucks. i'll be uploading my mistake shorty
>>74895521
Welcome back
>http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/15/trump-revealed-highly-classified-information-to-russian-officials-wapo.html
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-classified-information-russia-intel-white-house-minister-ambassador-lavrov-kislyak-isis-a7737706.html
Has he finally been stumped?
>>74895484
the superior experience
>>74895521
>he bought more mall ninja shit
you better FUCKING not have
>>74895521
hope you bought the extension for taking down police helicopters
>>74895552
yes
>>74895552
Real talk: trump presidency will end in disgrace. America will swing far to the left in the aftermath.
>>74895552
Surely this will be the end of his campaign
>>74895598
whatever happens it will have been a hell of a ride
>>74895563
>>74895567
don't worry.
it's a beautiful revolver.
i'll try to make the next thread OP my pic
>>74895598
reddit talk
>>74895621
good lad
>>74895598
>America will swing far to the left in the aftermath
Bullshit, people will finally get tired of their governmental overlords and we'll finally have the ancap utopia that we deserve
>reddit talk
>>74895521
better be a fucking colt cobra 2017 or korth sky masrsha; or youWASTERD your MONEYAG
>No, don't kill me!
>I can't sell you toasters if you kill me!
IM bored
>>74895713
ancap is quasi-right wing
>>74895260
to lazy too go through filters
I like the small size anyways
>>74895769
hes a literal fag so he wants to get assfucked by corporations instead of the government because the gubmint has a history of oppressing faggots
>make a comment
>never check replies
S A T A N I C
A
T
A
N
I
C
>>74895552
>tfw america is doomed to be QUOTA'D like europe and white people will lose control of their own country
>>74895760
play vidia
holy shit theyre actually going to impeach trump using red scare tactics 25 years after the cold war finished
Megacorporations are only a thing because the government regulates business into the ground and mom and pop shops can't handle it
Government is the source of all evil
>>74895871
i will continue on white people's legacy of whole grain bread and seinfeld and indie pop
my thread isn't LOADING AAAAA
>>74895881
fuck the gubmint
>>74895914
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
*DIALS JANNY*
*YELLS TO YOU*
SHRINK THAT SHIT!
>>74895881
hOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO WRONG?
>>74895871
america never was, and never will be a white nation you utter mongoloid
>>74895881
a completely free market ends up with consolidation and acquisition to the point of monopoly or oligopoly (we are at oligopoly stage)
>>74895946
Prove me wrong then nigger
cum L)L
WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR REINFORCEMENT THREAD
*CALLS ALABAMA*
WE NEEDED THAT SUPPORT YESTERDAY!
>>74895951
>a completely free market ends up with consolidation and acquisition to the point of monopoly or oligopoly (we are at oligopoly stage)
Not that you have any proof of this you commie retard
>inb4 robber barons
That wasn't a free market
>>74895881
have you ever heard of anti trust laws idiot?
total free market ends up with monopolies and megacorps
>america never was, and never will be a white nation you utter mongoloid
>>74895994
>have you ever heard of something designed to fix problems arising from governmental interference in the market
Never
>>74895992
>>74895951
*gets in between you two*
break it up, naughty guys
>>74895965
>the government regulates business into the ground and mom and pop shops can't handle it
Show me evidence that correlates strict regulations and the failure of small businesses.
>>74895951
>we brought slaves over therefore it's not white
america's racial history is beside the point anyway
the point is that if there's discrimination i benefit from, i support it.
>>74896040
>mergers are now government interference in the market
>>74896077
I'm not doing your job for you sweetie :)))))
>>74896115
>make dumbass claim
>i dunt have to prove shit thats ur job prove mee rong XDD
>>74896111
>mergers in a market where it is impossible for mega corporations to form
You aren't too bright
>not that you have any proof of this
>what are the big five
>>74896155
you obviously lack reading comprehension
anti trust exists to prevent mergers that would lead to one company totally domination a market
>>74896159
>>74896155
I knew that public education was bad, but I didn't know it was this bad
I watched this whole documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sLMSehXqho
LET'S GO PENS