banking edition
fuck it.
i'll post it here
>>74896034
mistake? depends on the price i guess
nice revolver bud
nth for "That government governs best that which governs not at all" desu
>>74896034
noice
what model sw
did they have the 2017 colt cobra in stock?
how much was that
im a statist but believe that transparency is the key to ensuring personal liberties and property rights are maintained in a socialist society
>>74896070
i managed to haggle it 30% off tag price
it's a mistake because i'm still poor as fuck
>>74896133
ah well funs are better than food or shelter amirite
whats it chambered in?
>>74896094
19-4
they didn't have the colt cobra
they did have a colt m1900 tho
>not that you have any proof of this
>what are the big five(5)
>>74896185
are you *ahem* "big" enough to carry that gun on your persons
>>74896092
>the point is that if there's discrimination i benefit from
divide and conquer white pawn
privileged people are the shocktroops of imperialism
>im a statist
American imperialism has reduced extreme poverty rates by 70% worldwide since 1940
Stinky dumb commie scum
>>74896248
poverty is poverty. it doesn't matter if 70% fewer people are starving to death if they can't afford iPhones
you have to admit, this one is REALLY funny
Reminder that if you seriously think socialism is bad you are the political equivalent of the edgy morbid kid.
>>74896336
b-but n-niggers smell bad
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-15/australias-unluckiest-gold-thieves-hit-with-heavy-fines/8526638
In America, if you find something buried in dirt are you then fined $5000 each and have to return the item? Seems like a massive fucking scam.
>>74896221
no popular movement has ever been successful without creating a new elite afterwards, so yeah ill just relax and enjoy my privilege you commie fuck
>>74896355
who actually owned the gold in the first place? was that made clear in the article?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cohgqx_M454
>>74896282
>poverty is poverty
>a 70% reduction in the number of people who exist on subsistence level wages is nothing
Ignorant post tbqh
Reminder that if you think that socialism is good then you're the political equivalent of a downie tard who keeps touching the stove after it burns him
>>74896211
i'm old enough, tall enough, strong enough and "big" enough
>>74896434
i'm just meme gaylord
>>74896412
>read for me
Okay! The gold was found in a private mining pit. The "thieves" took it from the pit and then tried to sell it on facebook.
>>74896466
if socialism is bad, why is national socialism the best?
check and mate
>>74896497
Because National Socialism is socialism with a soul.
>>74896475
i read the article im just high and trying to find out why the aussie thinks theyre innocent? sound like some dumb chavs tried to get rich quick and fucked up
>vapeposting
>>74896497
It isn't, all government is bad
/pol/ btfo
>>74896493
godlike post
>>74896525
/pol/ is like 60% (based on experts and scientists) libertarian
tfw no gf
>wow that guy sure is successful and I'm not, better demand half his shit
ah yes, socialists
>>74896519
They are certainly guilty. 5000$ is pretty lenient I think. The mining company is probably just happy to get this unexpected gold.
>government is bad
>corporations are bad
>populists are bad
I'll be back in a bit buds, don't go anywhere
>>74896601
i can't afford to go anywhere anymore
if you believe anything you're *rrrupt* bad, m-morty
>>74896636
PICKLE RICK :DDDDDDDD
>>74896618
>at one time being able to afford going places
bourgeois scum
>>74896668
i'll let you borrow my gun if you promise to shoot yourself with it
>>74896590
>"This was very much a social occasion, with a bit of prospecting thrown in," Mr Putt said.
what could he have possibly meant by this
>>74896519
>>74896590
I don't think either of you can read.
The mining company gets nothing. The gold now belongs to the government.
Government gets $5,000x3 + $60,000 = $75,000 just for scamming some guys
>>74896707
*shoot you instead*
it seems the huntsville has become the hunted
>>74896015
How serious is robbing a bank compared to founding a bank.
t. Bertolt Brecht
>>74896754
legitimately laughed at this
>>74896726
id rather the government get it so somalis on christmas island can get gender reassignment surgeries than the mining company desu
>tfw a schoolbus crashed near my mansion
>didnt help cause fuck it i dont feel like getting out of my chair
>none of them were successful enough to climb out and they all burned to death
lol natural selection bitch. fucking public school proles
How do I find happiness?
>>74896796
i always enjoy a bit of fiction
>>74896796
really makes you think
>While the men were officially charged with defrauding tenement holder Evolution Mining by stealing the gold, prosecutors argued the gold, in fact, belonged to the Government.
>The ABC understands the prosecution argument to be that because the gold had not been mined before it was stolen, it remains the property of the people of Western Australia, rather than the tenement holder.
74896726
Why didn't you just say so.
>>74896840
you can't
>>74896796
If you had tried to help, you might have burned to death yourself.
>>74896840
buy guns
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>74896840
lift up her skirt
think we should just throw up our hands and forcefully kick quebec out of canada, and forcing them to cut all ties with canada
sick of their shit
>>74897083
but you loose access to the atlantic if they leave
reform them instead
>>74897104
we'd establish nunavik as a 4th territory, which would make sure that western canada and the maritimes will remain connected
they've been wanting to become a territory to escape the QC government's BS for a while anyways
>he doesn't own a gun
Extra paycheck next month boys.
If you could destroy three states, which ones would you destroy and why?
>>74897166
>he doesn't own an AR-15, a .3006, a 9mm, a compound bow and samurai sword
pleb
>>74897276
California, California, and California
A revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having.
>>74897276
ohio, mississippi, west virginia
>>74897165
>nunavik
its nouveau-québec stinky abo
why do americans celebrate columbus day instead of leif erikson day?
leif erikson actually found the americas
columbus was some random spanish hack who got lost
>>74897396
historical revisionism is part and parcel of american culture
>>74897396
South Dakota does not celebrate Columbus Day
>>74897276
None. I love my country in its entirety amd would not change a thing
>>74897276
New York, Florida, Washington
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vud_KcNhBak
>>74897419
wtf i love SD now
>>74897396
>italian hack
FTFY
>>74897422
t. Civic """"""nationalist"""""""
If a socialist ever tries to tell you that communism is good because it helps the poor, just remind them that the poor aren't technically people
I found out that this girl is from "Himouto! Umaru-chan", episode 1, she appears in the 19 minute.
>>74897276
california: it's a given
new york: huge source of jews and black "culture"
mississippi: want to put them out of their misery
>>74897457
Don't worry, my fellow countryman. I love you too despite our differences.
>>74897276
New York, Connecticut, Washington
>>74897542
this kind of mindset is why pathological liberals, vile marxists, and brainless muds pose a threat to our sovereignty
>>74897592
It's not your fault.
This english test is bullshit
I want America to turn brown LEGALLY
>>74897637
???
>>74897637
maybe the "dod" in "dod not have" was a typo
unironically care more about australian politics than yank politics
I watched this whole documentary and I believed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sLMSehXqho
Question for 20-year-olds: did you grow up moreso with Millennial kid shows like "Malcolm in the Middle", "Samurai Jack", "The Weekenders", and "Recess", or Gen Z kid shows like "Hannah Montana", "Flapjack", "iCarly", and "Chowder"?
>>74897679
Chinks tend to stick together
i dodn't do nuthings
>>74897661
>gun
>tell me off
>is
i like to think i'm smart
>>74897677
Would "Didnt have" be the same as "Did not have"?
>>74897702
both
>>74897730
Same
>>74897717
yes, but it's not proper english
>>74897711
What does being a "Son of a gun" means?
>>74897702
what is "growing up"? was i growing up at age 12?
at very young ages i played the sega genesis, playstation and watched spongebob. when i was 10 i played the playstation 3 and didn't watch cartoons anymore
>>74897758
The big cahoots
>>74897758
similar to "son of a bitch" but less vulgar
>>74897702
i grew up with a mix of both
t. radical centrist
>>74897702
19
both
>>74897758
http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/gun_1
>informal someone who is carrying a gun
So in British English a son of a gun must be the son of someone carrying an gun.
But I wonder why you can't be a plumber and carry a gun at the same time.
>>74897786
Growing up, in this case (i.e. childhood), I consider to be 5-10
>>74897792
>>74897798
But then that phrase makes no fucking sense
"Im not a son of a bitch, my father is a plumber"???
>>74897863
they want you to recognize the phrase. no one would ever say the other two options
>>74897863
forgot to mention its also like the male equivalent of son of a bitch
>>74897863
Maybe gun means that the person is not only carrying a gun but also regularly uses it as a hit man? If this was true, the son would tell us that he isn't the son of a hit man but the son of a plumber.
>>74897893
If that was the case, this would be a very poor way to do it. Think it's just bad english done by a non-native speaker.
>>74897949
But a gun shoots molten lead through a pipe
>a gun shoots molten lead
>>74898014
I think it's both, but it's on par with duolingo 2bh
spindeln drikker vatten
Reminder that anime posters are all fags
All fags are anime posters
>>74898077
sat in an odd position and now the left side of my ass and dick are numb
im bored of everything
>>74898140
weird
>>74898178
but have you tried everything?
>>74898178
time to change your lifestyle
fuck nook
I think I get it now. Apparently a son of a gun is a child conceived on the deck of a war-ship according to Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Son_of_a_gun
So in the exercise the person says he can't be the son of a gun, because his father is a plumber and plumbers are never on board of war-ships.
>>74898213
yes
>>74898290
I heard this other one where a man was shot through the ballsack, drenched the bullet in cum, and went in to a woman's vagina.
>>74898290
No you silly
A son of a gun comes from a silly myth from the Wild West, where some guy got shot in the nuts, the bullet passed into the womb of some lady, and conceived a "son of a gun"
He's making a joke out of a stupid old legend
Also son of a gun usually is used as a means of disbelief or a term like "Son of a bitch" depending on how it's used
good night /cum/
>>74898290
ships have toilets too
im making monte cristo sammys tonight
>>74898396
make me one pls
>>74898353
But this could happen to a plumber too. On the other hand plumbers are not on war-ships with their wifes.
stupid non-tipping niggers wasting my goddamn gas money delivering to you unevolved chimps.
Sorry lads, had to get that out
>>74898361
Good night, America!
>>74898353
YOU'RE A cuck SOUTH DAKOTA, A GOOD FOR NOTHING WHITE GUILT cuck
>>74898396
Can I have one?
>>74898290
Nah the correct option was "Dark" not gun...
The test is shit you were overthinking it
>>74898434
tipping needs to be phased out one step at a time
LETS GO PENS!
>>74898494
this
>>74898483
Wut
>>74898494
Is this the excuse blacks have been using for the past 75 years?
I'm sure you know how
yummy peaches are, but
have you seen them flower?
hola hombre
>>74898537
Also It seems "The children are playing outside" was a wrong answer and instead It was "The english are playing outside"
They have small, peach-
colored flowers that bloom
in spring. Go figure, huh?
>>74898591
que onda morro no traeras 10 bolas
>>74898605
Why are you torturing yourself, m8?
>>74898605
Maybe these questions are made by a computer?
would you accept his cv
jus soli is a disgrace
>>74898418
>>74898460
They are fir
Never made them before so they might not turn out.
>>74898587
>>74898608
I'm moving to the country
Going to eat me a lot of peaches
I'm moving to the country
Going to eat me a lot of peaches
>>74898680
meant to say they are for my family
>>74898719
Are we not family?
smokin da nuggy kush kush yaw(-control) mean?
>>74898736
if we are family then say things about me
>>74898628
Teacher told me to take the test, seems like Im the first one to tell her about the weird answers, will probably have to take a different test now, hay
>>74898664
I think the test was made by some uncaring ass who couldnt bother double checking the thing before sending It to my teacher
At least this helped me learn the difference between "Who's" and "Whose"
>>74898793
things about me
>macron turns out to be a 9th-dimensional Azad inquisitor
>Trump impeachment on the way
Today was a good day
>>74898806
>Teacher told me to take the test
>teacher
underage fags please go
>>74898684
PEACHES COME FROM A CAN
THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN
You're all losers. I'm better than all of you.
>slaps your waifus ass
>>74898867
not better than me
>>74896015
>Banking?
This is a Hockey thread
>pic related
It is a beautiful building
>>74898892
Very wrong.
>kim possible theme playing in my head even though i rarely watched the show and that was over 10 years ago
>>74898917
correct*
>>74898944
Wrong. I'm better than you.
>>74898905
>puckslapping
you have to go back to Canada, Heng
who actually likes anime
>>74898951
so close. it'd be correct if i said those words instead of you
>>74898939
I never watched that shit either but every now and then I'd turn it on and jerk off to it
>tfw knowing at one point I was no better than your average animeposter
sup bitches
>>74898991
https://twitter.com/billburr/status/847583552740786176?lang=en
>use a stylesheet that hides YouTube comments for so long I forgot I even installed it
>get a new computer and jump on YouTube without even thinking
>click on this innocuous video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfjGmBVAL-o
>this is the first comment I see
why is the internet so autistic?
>>74899035
why would you ever watch that trite?
Thoughts?
>>74899058
I like Will Ferrell
>>74899066
i remember those
coconut was my fav
>>74899063
>can't hold his shit
>>74899066
Where's the black one?
>>74899066
disgusting tbqh, fruit by the foot too
>>74899066
cherry forever my nigga
>hey mom can you drive me to an interview
>"No why would I take the time out of my day to help you get a job you'll lose in a week anyway? This is just like high school, and we all know how well that worked out for you, or I guess you don't since you seriously asked me this."
>long reminder of what happened five years ago and still haven't gotten over
thanks mom
>>74899000
Exactly. They're only correct if I'm the one saying them to you.
>>74899127
sorry sweetie, you took too long to reply
>>74899117
If she's not going to help you get a job, she has no right to complain when you don't pay rent.
>>74899117
well what happened 5 years ago?
>>74899139
I was busy being better than you.
The Jewish people deserve a place to live
it's the right thing to do
If you post with your name outside of /cum/ please commit sudoku
>>74899197
>not
they can live in the ocean
>>74899202
Really wish they would have ended up with madagascar would have been keks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madagascar_Plan
I'm a Phoenician cuck
>>74899089
In my pants, bb
dead general
why do women pretend to be clumsy? Why do they think being clumsy is an endearing trait?
>>74899264
Mitsuba is so damn cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
rip cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKAwIwjHwZI
>>74899117
She's telling you that you fucked up your last and I assume your only job five years ago, just like you fucked up high school (dropout?), and if you want to get any help from her in the future you need to figure out a way to get this job on your own (yes, probably seems impossible to you) and stick to it instead of just getting a fire under your ass every 5 years thinking she hasn't forgotten all the times you've been a worthless piece of shit, which I assume is every single moment of your life so far.
74899429
I'm glad I can hide posts.
left pedal fell off my bike
made for a weird riding experience
74899436
Just like you hid throughout two world wars amirite
>>74899429
honestly dont understand how parents are so patient with their NEET children
I miss the german regulars here :(
>>74899482
Did you have German regulars?
>makes joke about clacking my ass
>gets beheaded
Hi guys
got taco bell buds
Just made a fuckbook account
Who here /goesoutfordinneralone/
>>74899606
Add me
https://www.facebook.com
/profile.php?id=100011300414983
>>74899636
fuckbook, not facebook
>>74899617
I made my cuck get up really early this morning, and I made him take a cold shower
>>74899719
idc
Why was this the only thing the CBC ever did right?
Watch lonesome dove
*devours meatloaf*
When I was a kid, and I saw the Mona Lisa in my grammar book
The first time I saw her, with her hands on her knees
How do I say this...
I had a boner
>>74899781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3SxLrZXJgo
too busy watching her entire filmography
>>74899668
stop
/cum/ is dead
ABC (the australian one) > BBC > PBS >>>>> CBC
refute this
How many of you actually know poor Americans?
It's kind of strange how there's such a wide gap provided in the media, either you're living in Compton. or some calm suburbs with a 400sqm house.
Out of 10 people you know, how many are poor?
>>74899902
>CBC at the bottom
'This Is That' is pretty good. And their news usually isn't too bad.
Plus, sometimes, they do cool shit like >>74899770.
>>74899927
at least half
>tfw no cute female to have a relationship with
>>74899927
a couple back in middle school
>>74899935
i forgot about this is that
probably one of the only good things about CBC radio
>>74899927
maybe 3 or 4
I know roughly the same amount or more that were poor or had poor parents and grew out of it though, and maybe 2 or 3 that became poor
>>74899994
Would you say that those who became poor did so by making bad decisions, or could they just not afford going to college so they were sort of kept in the poor class?
>>74900039
bad decisions, like deciding to get knocked up as a teen and then move in with the loser who did it into the projects
>>74900087
dumb
A
just took a dump
just sat down for a piss
>>74900249
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
very spoopy
I'm a cute male
>>74900249
stockholm
>>74900269
I bet people do meth there
sit down for a piss at night
just stood up for a piss
why is cum so dead
>>74900331
cute girl is talking to me on facebook
don't hate me boys, i still love you guys
>>74900331
Let me know if you want more wooded neighborhoods
>>74900331
i was asleep
now to start studying for that test I have tomorrow
I will going to bed soon
>>74900490
its only 10:25
>>74900520
7:26*
>>74900520
I'm tired
>>74900529
im in the same time zone as him you dumb chicano
>living outside of Pacific standard time
I will create a meme one of these days
nobody wanted to go out eat sushi with me im pissed
>>74900547
fuck off spic
>>74900331
playing zeldoo no time for cummies
>>74900559
t. Pajeet
>>74900556
haha nerd
>>74900570
no hablo
>>74900560
playing what
>some people like raw fish
https://my.mixtape.moe/nmsluf.webm
>>74899927
at my when I was in high school at least 60% of the school was considered poor (that's how people qualified for free/reduced lunch programs). So I'd guess most joint couples probably make less than 80k combined. But a lot of the population is people who've retired and have fairly low pensions so there isn't a lot of serious crime.
>>74900587
majoras mask
business idea
>>74900598
you shoukd kys the most overrated game ever.
do you ever feel like we're just repeating the same conversations over and over
>>74900607
no its actually really good
you just havent played it
>>74900616
i can literally see my 64 with majoras mask inserted from where im standing
>>74900626
so why didnt you like it?
>>74900626
I just noticed your flag looks like a middle finger
rood
>>74900605
Add Alaska, UP, and Maine, and you've got yourself a halfway decent country.
>>74900645
>Alaska
never ever
>>74900635
Oh i love Majoras Mask and hold it deeply to my heart, is just that people overrate it a lot and for wrong reason imo.
>>74900649
It's rightfully ours.
:^)
what can I do to pass the time for a good hour or so
>inb4 drinking
>>74900653
well its my first 3d zelda game, im going to go though em all so cant say about with one is the best
>>74900666
edge
everything north of the 60th parallel in north america (and iceland too) belongs to canada
refute this
>>74900666
booze enemas
>>74900672
>starting the series with the least zelda like game
>not playing OoT before it as a perfect segway
>>74896336
>What is Venezuela, the USSR and the Eastern Bloc, China (which had to move to a mixed model to survive as a state) and Vietnam (which did the same)
>What about the near 100 million of deaths due to the totalitarian regimes of Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao Zedong
>>74896351
>Strawmanning and samefagging
Ayy.
>>74897717
Weird.
It's pretty proper to me.
So much so I'm docked points on my lab reports if I don't use contractions.
>>74900698
i tried it once and got bored fast since the start is quite pain in the ass
>>74900672
It was actually my first Zelda, and honestly you should only play Majora's Mask, Ocarina and the new one, the other 3d ones are an abusive waste of time even if i kinda like em, they just dont respect you. Maybe if you can get twilight princess HD somehow and play it through hero mode, id recommend it.
>>74896525
All government isn't inherently bad, but there is a point where there is such a thing as too much gov't and we've crossed it a long time ago.
>>74900672
I always thought mm was weak due to the time mechanic.
have you played wind waker yet? its my personal favorite. you should also emulate the oracle of seasons game
TP HD > BotW > OoT/MM > WW > SS
>>74900700
*moves to yurope*
>>74900714
twilight is apparently good and so is wind waker
the wii version is shit though because of the controls
>>74900721
the time mechanic is really cool, when you think about it, it was not really used much back in the day
>>74900704
id give my life for this
>>74900645
Fixed
>>74900714
Windwaker is pretty kino as well . Honestly, everything after Twilight Princess was a little excessive imo. nintendo should have made a new IP because it seemed like the story was essentially over at that point
>>74900740
>the time mechanic is really cool
yeah its generally well received. I just don't like feeling rushed through a game, I like to play laid back and enjoy the game world
>>74900761
you arent rushed though it? just use the song that slows down the time youll have plenty of time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alberta#Origins
>federal government chooses edmonton as the capital of alberta
>calgary gets angry at the decision, thinks they should be the capital
>premier promises that the university of alberta will be in calgary to even things out
>puts it in edmonton anyways
why are calgarians so beta?
>>74900749
saved
>>74900331
I got a job 6 months ago and my posting has slowly but surely declined to the point I maybe make 10 posts a day on 4chan in general. Your lucky I even saw your post, that's what it's like not being a NEET.