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Danz

not a fan of the gimmick, that, me

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Most popular baby names by city.

Notice anything?

What are some "silly" laws you feel were unjustly removed from existence?

It was illegal to pretend to be a witch in Northern Ireland until 2006. Should never have been legalised.

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anime

>>74381024
>What are some "silly" laws you feel were unjustly removed from existence?
Law against gays.

>>74381002
Olly's a twat name for chinless half-pint "men" who constantly sniffle and say "hnah"

>>74381002
Seriously surprised Birmingham has white names

>>74381037
post lewds

>>74381069
Kill yourself runt.

>>74380932
are you todger or cunt?
seriously, are youz a wimmenz?

>>74381040
I said "silly". That law was necessary to civilsation's survival.

>>74381069
Oliver is a true Englishman's name

The entrepreneur gf literally talks in motivational quotes and refers to Elon Musk as simply 'Elon'. God she so fucking annoying.
>ah yes you're succesful because of the garbage you read all day 'creativity' and 'never giving up' not because your family was already succesful in the exact same sector in which you operate and made you benefit from their network and funds.
Nothing is more vulgar than bourgeois rationalisations for their good fortune

DO NOT REPLY TO RYAN HE IS A NONCE AND BAN EVADER

DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE ANY POSTS UNDER THE POLAND FLAG

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>>74381093

If you can show me peer reviewed statistical evidence that gays have a higher propensity for child molestation I will convert to rorkeism

*waits patiently*

>>74381002
alfie, oscar, jake and aaron are all massive runt names

>>74381143
Wtf is Ryan

Business idea - buy things then sell them for half of what I paid

>>74381164
t. Muhammad

>>74381087
truth hurts eh

>>74381113
>true Englishman
so a chinless half-pint "man" who constantly sniffles and says "hnah"

*breaths in your face with my onion and garlic breath*

>>74381164
Alfie is
Alfred on the other hand is god tier
t. Alfred

Yanks absolutely BATTERED
5:15
https://youtu.be/Slu4MgS-Rzg?t=5m15s

>>74381146
that is not what i meant and you know it
i am not a virgin fag
anyways back to your thread

>>74381002
>tfw your name isn't listed
dying breed

Are u rollin
Are u rollin
Are u rollin
Are u rollin
Bitch I might be

>>74381171
some northern irish junkie who posts from a Polish IP

he has a static IP and was permanently banned for posting noncery

>>74381228
Alri Alan

- (Continued - 'I Only have Eyes for You' - with Guitar - 'I Surrender' - 'I'll Be There')
- Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 3 May 2017
- I show an 'Oxford Health' appointment which I am being forced in to
- I show a re-occurring message sent to my social media by 'Marcus Hausen' - If he is to do with DPD I am a customer of theirs in my flat here - so ??? or WTF if you like! - this also sent to me 29 April 2017
- I mention I purchased my Gibson Guitar 13 April 2017 when I was in Oxford
- I show the PMT bought Gibson Guitar lead which was delivered to me about mid-day 27 April 2017
- I explain how on 27 April 2017 between then and 12:30 someone tried to deliver a 'Papa Johns' pizza to my flat which I did not orde

>>74381231
joe rogan is literally just a roided stoner

>>74381233
Villalad?

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Reminder that you know nothing of the forces still lurking behind the scenes:

>General Adolf Heusinger (August 4, 1897 – November 30, 1982) was a German general who served as lieutenant-general during World War II and then as Chairman of the NATO Military Committee from 1961 to 1964.

>According to documents released by the German Federal Intelligence Service in 2014, Heusinger may have been part of the Schnez-Truppe, a an illegal clandestine army put together in Germany from 1949 by veterans of the Wehrmacht and Waffen-SS under the leadership of Albert Schnez, that intended to fight against the Soviet Union.[1][2][3] It has been reported as having had a total strength of up to 40,000 members.

>>74381253
?

>>74381233
isnt that the malaysian one

Oh yeah lads didn't tell you about this one. So the gf used to be engaged to a english noblety dude whose family is established in new zealand. Said she cancelled the wedding because the guy was too selfish. Didn't ask more questions. Later found out that it means that the guy tried to make her sign a prenuptial agreement that just said that in case of a divorce she's not entitled to the money in his family or that he inherited *only* to whatever he makes while they are married. Ah yes. Joke's on her. She is richer than me.

Where can I find people who want to do a language exchange and practice english while i practice spanish?

>>74381286
i'm well aware of the nazis who held power in the FRG/NATO actually. it's an open secret

>>74381291
It's the same person yeah but he's using Poland now, will probably change again

>>74381002
why so many Amelias

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Hmmm ooh aha ah yes hm aha oh yes hmmmmm ah

>>74381231
Thailand! How you been man?
Do you know thd ministry of fareang affairs? It's hilarious

>>74381286
>that intended to fight against the Soviet Union
good lads

>>74381286

Not really unknown that NATO was planning for a Soviet invasion. Look at operation gladio

>>74381383
Polish name

>>74381233
>>74381289
I meant is Ryan Ulsterlad

Is there a way to filter the Thai flag without 4chanx?

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wtf I hate pakis now

>>74381443
>All three of the Amelias I know are English

>>74381319
>>74381398
Reminder that Hitler was never confirmed to have died.

Heinrich Müller, the head of the Gestapo, was also never found.

>>74381443
huh apparently it's popular these days who would've know

as well as Hanna, Alicja, Natalia, Zofia etc

>>74381444
Yes

listening to a bit of ska

feel like shaving my hair off and getting a pair of doc martins haha

isn't it funny
what, i hear you ask?

that just about every 'personality' that insists on making a name for themselves in these threads are verified nonces

reminder that the polish flag is ryan aka ulster the nonce

>>74381286
Konrad Adenauer's right hand man, Hans Globke, was a lawyer who helped draft the Nuremberg laws

It's pretty stunning how many Nazis wormed their way back into power after 1945

>>74381231
The moon landing was most likely faked though. It doesn't make sense from a risk management perspective that the president would greenlight it. The infinitely likely failure of the project would have meant america straight up losing the cold war, when they could have all of the rewards for it and none of the risks if they simply had a few guys from holywood stage the whole thing.

>>74381525
I thought he was killed in sectarian violence after chatting so much shit

>>74381390
I'm not the original Thailad pal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUI7TpBMx_E

Oh my fucking days, people are still banging on about Madeline McCan?
Her stupid fucking boomer parents in typical selfish boomer fashion decided the safety of their child was worth risking for a few glasses of champagne in a Portuguese restaurant and the girl was likely killed within days.

So fucking sick of hearing about her like she's the only child that's been kidnapped

>>74381613
Alri Podesta, what you doing in the UK?

>>74381475
like you didnt already but ill bite
why?

>>74381554
Germany was already a big, developed country before the war. No surprise really that ex-nazis would be offered valuable positions of power

proud of you lads for not replying to the balding paki

except for this new thainonce

>>74381613
Think her parents are Generation X actually

>>74381613
>not knowing about the parents ties to the rich elite
>not knowing she was likely sacrificed to the pedo elite ring for some reason unknown to us

>>74381560
they didn't have the tech to fake it then dipshit. also all these theories fall apart the minute you consider the number of people who would need to keep quiet for it to work

>>74381613
if she was working class or wasn't white no one would care desu

>>74381560
Hm yes except there are whole dissertations documenting the engineering process and moon rocks collected from the surface

One up the bum, no harm done

>>74381613
>Boomer parents
>Having a baby
Stop reading here what seemed like an otherwise valid opinion

>>74381575
You're thinking of his mate Joe AKA Belfast
No one was even after him, he was hallucinating from the drugs

The northern Irish are disgusting people

>>74381682
two up the shitter, makes her fitter

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>no ya cannae ave a chip ya fuckin dickhead, jog on

>>74381660
>tfw my parents are Gen X
>tfw I am a millennial
JUST

>>74381686
fuck off, literally no one wants you here.

gf cooking me dinner for the first time tonight lads, wish me luck

pussy pussy pussy marijuana i wanna smoke weed every day

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>The northern Irish are disgusting people

>>74381666
this
>>74381682
gay

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>>74381002
>Bradford
>Oliver

>Birmingham
>Alfie

>Leicester
>Charlie

>>74381443
never met any amelias in my entire life

>>74381781
The Chavs are taking the country back in a baby surge.

my dream is to whip out my cock in front of the big ben and do the dick-O-copter, swirl my dick with hip movements without touching it, my question is, for how long would i go on about doing this before getting arrested by a filthy britbongistanian cop with decayed teeth saying " oi lad cant do that 'ere"

liam is a chav name

If your name doesn't start with Al or Ed, you ain't no Saxon bruv

>>74381838
You'd be beheaded if you did that in Londonistan.

>>74381867
>tfw Norman name

Never been in love

>>74381867
saxons are invaders
britain for the britons
death to germanics, freedom for celts

>>74381879
and what if i do it in cornwall

>>74381733
Based Theresa, winning over traditional Labour voters

>turn on laptop
>start chrome, launches within 30 seconds, go on 4chan.org
>takes 4 and a half minutes to load

not sure how i feel about that

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>>74381748
i like france

>>74381664
>they didn't have the tech to fake it then dipshit.
But they had the technology to send thousands of tonnes of metal to the moon. Genius.
The technology to fake it is cameras and a film studios. The number of people in the know are a film director and a few technicians that would have been made aware that they and they fanily would simply die if they didn't keep their mouths shut.
Also no footage of the stars from the moon when it's like the perfect observation spot with literally no artifical light to disrupt. Ah yes.
Not saying all space mission are gake but the uber strategic first appollo makes abdolutely no sense from a risk management perspective (and also from that of the computaion power at the time). Every rational person would sign to fake it.

>>74381933
>british internet

For people that cry for equality n shiet, black people really tend to segregate themselves a lot.
>This is OUR music
>This is OUR clothing
>You can't be part of OUR group of friends
>PoC (let's clump anyone not white into one big group because they're not white)

>>74381733
>in Cornwall
>Doesn't get a pasty or fish
Hmm

if your name isn't biblical, you are heathen and no true englishman

>>74381933
You mean 3 seconds, and then 4 and a half seconds right?

will be calling my son Albus Severus

>>74381914
You'd be sacrificed to a pagan God.

>>74381947
if you post this whore again i will take the nearest flight to whatever britbongistanian teanigger village you reside in, and beat you to near death with a baguette, fuck off she and her faggot family will never win

>>74381992
They said that about Trump too

>>74381963
Your first mistake was falling for the "cultural equality" meme

>>74381992
Hello Ahmed.

>>74381933
>londis internet

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I.T. class:The game

>>74381933
Old Sandy Bridge is starting to show its age desu

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>>74381964
FUCK OFF THE PASTY WAS INVENTED IN PLYMOUTH FFFUUUCCCKKKK OFFFFFF RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74381992
t. Le Rasheed

>>74381966
>>74381867
getting mixed messages here
my name is Alfred meaning I'm by far the MOST Saxon person here but at the same time I'm not an Englishman?

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>>74381992
come give me a kiss

>>74381990
and if i come to ur house and do this then what will u do

>>74381992
Can I ask you something? Do you know why God made French people stink so bad? Because even blind people could hate them

>>74382058
Call the police.

>>74381963
yeah black and asians are much much more racist than white people but that never gets brought up because they are the "minority"

the fact is you can count the millions of leftie muslim apologists as part of them so they're not as outnumbered as they seem

>>74381964
mate she ate a chip and got rinsed in the press for eating it strangely, a pasty/fish would have been diabolical

besides, how is she going to carry a fish about? do a think

>>74381673
Also a lot of very serious documentation oh how it was most likely staged. Do your research.
Again not saying that they didn't know how to do it and that other apollo mission weren't real but the political decision to greenlight appollo 1 makes no sense.

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>Anon, tea's ready! Say goodnight to your friends!

Tell me something interesting about yourself

>>74382020
Did you go to a bender school? Course you did. Real men were playing Tanks.

>>74381963
i've noticed that too
you see it with native americans too. very clannish

>>74382083
ur not a good lad, a good british lad would get on his knees and suck that french dick like a good brit

>>74382115
I'm not a bender.

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the gf

>>74381992
hello nigger

>>74382095
I work in a primary school.

>>74382138
and if i fuck your ass then what will you do

@74382102
Never heard of it, kiddo. I'm not here to babysit you either. Don't (You) me again.

>>74382089
fuck off bitch you're not my mum

>>74381613
>boomer

wut

>>74381992
quintessential 'sheed post

>>74382174
Have you arrested for rape.

>>74382020
>>74382102
>not Happy Wheels

>>74381992
>he's not a BASED french pede supporting /ourgirl/ #BASED uncucked Le Pen

>>74382173
nonce

>>74382102
good lad. was a god at tanks

>>74382158
Hello potato nigger, please fuck off, we saw what happened to the britbongs when they voted for brexit, they are now 100bn in debt, all you right wing cucks fail to realise that they're all putins implants fuck offf

gf is centre-left and i'm centre-right
at night we get radical

>>74382173
nonce

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>>74382197
This. You can always tell from what side of the equated they come from, because of the amount of adverbs

>>74382095
I work in adult education

>>74382220
>>74382237
I'm a woman so it is fine.

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/LookNorth/ lads

any other 'pedes in the house
PRAISE KEK am i right lads haha

The north was a mistake.

no idea how to file taxes

do we even do that in the UK? I know we have HM Revenue & Customs but I always thought doing tax returns was a Yank thing

reading some posts about IRS getting angry and it's fucking terrifying

>>74382200
How are you going to explain this? some frenchman from the internet fucked my ass and left? i could easily cume in your asse and get away with this

>>74382256
noncette

>>74382284
t. southern scum

>>74382249
>sir
reddit

I'm a bit of a pedophobe

>>74382249
>Pajeet vs Quentin

>>74382298
Does this mean you fear children or fear paedophiles?

>>74382298
bit discriminatory
everyone has their own differences, thats what makes us all special and unique lad
need to broaden your mind

>>74381992
t. Jean-Luc Patel

>>74382287
https://www.gov.uk/self-assessment-tax-returns/overview

>>74382287
nah its all automatically taken care of unless youre self-employed

>>74382298
nonce

>>74382288
bit gay that

>>74382287
Only the self employed have to fill in their taxes. Imagine being a Yank with their inefficient bureaucracy.

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>>74382229
umm no sweetie xx

>>74382330
so it's only if you own a business?

tidy

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>>74382284

>>74382337
Fucking ass is not gay , me and my friends used to fuck our ass and its not considered gay we even did this in the school bathroom but no penetration just took off the pantes and grinded our cocks on asses this is not gay at all

Can't stop thinking about a girl I hooked up with at a party

I'm so pathetic

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Work in 23 minutes

honestly seems like these muslims from the middle east and generally all brown people are all gays

you hear about them raping boys all the time especially the asylum seekers

why are all brown people poofters?

>>74382367
that and a few other things
if you have a normal job, aren't earning over £100k, and haven't sold a house, you don't need to do one

Any footy on today lads?

*stamps on your bollocks*

>>74381791
That's because it's a kike name and Anglos love yids.

any of you considered the radical center-right?

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>>74382383

>>74382434
*likes it*

>>74382432
is this bait?

>>74382445
That is me.

anyone here have a shit hairline? Not as in receding, as in it's not straight and angular

my prediction:

macron 57

lepen 43

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me and the gf

>>74382445
>center
yank sighted
torpedo 1 away

>>74382487
everyone has that
unless you want a stalin style straight hairline

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no surrender

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>>74381978
nope
>>74382022
it's kaby lake. barely had this 6 months and already thinking about upgrading to a meme gaming laptop just for the general performance increases

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Once went to a party that was hosted by pic related's daughter. She could have been lying but she looked pretty similar and had a load of ads of Lisa on them.

>>74382480
No?

>>74382598

What's that thing called that futballers kick around?

>>74382504
it will be something like 70-30

there are way too many nogs, 'sheeds and lefties in france it's a lost cause

that's why they surrender all the time

gotta say I love Phrygian caps lads

when britain is a republic i hope it will mandatory to wear one in public

Alri

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>>74382487
yeah I have a weird little dip in the middle like pic related and it's gone a bit at the sides

I have thick hair though so it's easy to cover

>>74382597
>that
>thick hair
howling

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>gotta say I love Phrygian caps lads
>when britain is a republic i hope it will mandatory to wear one in public

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Fancy girls with this hair

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>>74382552
>upgrading to a meme gaming laptop

http://www.strawpoll.me/12887101
http://www.strawpoll.me/12887101
http://www.strawpoll.me/12887101

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL LADS

http://www.strawpoll.me/12887101
http://www.strawpoll.me/12887101
http://www.strawpoll.me/12887101

>>74382597
Huge intelligence

>>74382597
I see a lot of that same dip in my homosexual club

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>>74382523
what I mean is tom hardy for example has a great masculine hairline, it's really straight and defined.

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>>74382651
red

I also went to halls with John McDonnell's son. He's a cunt and my mate stole his expensive cap.

>>74382623
>LIKE PIC RELATED
>LIKE

YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID

THAT'S NOT ME YOU ABSOLUTE SPACKER

>>74382669
95% of men's hairlines recede at the sides slightly

>>74382651
?captcha

fuck off

>>74382651
White like Ahsoka

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>>74382669
>Ton Hardy
>masculine

Error, error. Does not compute.

>>74382745

>>74382727
TINY

trying to wank and look at some of my favourite porn stars but it's just doing nothing for me

haven't wanked in days

the ol' SSRIs sure have messed up the ol' libido

>>74382651
>0 red
We're all good guys here :3

>>74382487
mine sort of looks like wednesday addams with very clean lines and a cheeky widows peak in the middle

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>74382651
>he wasn't Plo Koon when lightsaber duelling friends
gaybos

>>74382900

>>74382727
lanklet detected

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the greatest scientist of our time

>SSRIs

christ alive, always shocks me that I post with such runtoids

In work til 9 by myself, what non-wank related activities can i do to pass the time?

>>74382802
why is bill nye taking pictures with ISIS bombers now?

shan't be taking part in any strawpolls if i must first complete a captcha to vote btw

>>74382803
kys normalfag, most of /brit/ is on ssris

funny how anti fascists are the new fascists and anti social justice warriors are the new social justice warriors

>Sol Campbell wasn't invited to the last ever game at WHL

Sad times we live in lads
He's a legend through and through

Seems like everyone is medicated these days. A girl I knew who was pretty ditzy, always did well in her classes. I figured she was just smart but came off as a little airheaded. Recently found out she takes Ritalin.

>>74382860
i'm on a drug called life my friend
your body is your temple, you shouldnt desecrate it with unnatural chemicals

*thinks about my friends*

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Mate that lives on my street asked if I've got any condoms

Should I fuck him ?

>>74382860

My 16 plate corsa is a SRI

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>>74382868

>>74382874
>gay nigger
>legend
Fuck off back to /fifa/, cunt.

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>>74382833
Oh aren't you so clever.

>>74382930
that's terrifying, don't post this again

>>74382249
honestly cannot tell who is worse here

>>74382860
no we're fucking not you absolute waste of skin, do one

pathetic queg

Dad can bench 2pl8

>>74382930
SUCC SUCC SUCC I NEED TO SUCK SUCC MACHINE SUCC SUCC 100% SUCC SUCC

>>74382946
Wow rude

>>74382874

Remember when him and Ashley Cole put phones up their bums and rang each other

>omgg so depressedddd x
>tfw no gf u__u


literally the "u ok hun? x" of 4chan

shove your SSRIs up your arse you absolute spineless benders

Is chinky a racist word?

I mean, it's a race, but it's also a type of food.

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*cleans your room*
"damn i'm cute"
*takes selfie*

gayest fucking general on /int/

>>74382978
>queg
what does this mean in english

>>74383020
would let her clean my room

>>74383040
are you really gay if you only wank to images of qt men
havent yet had a willy in me (putting your willy in another bloke doesnt count as being gay)

Business idea: Literally ban everything made of plastic that doesn't have to be, like food packaging or bags

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who /no energy/ here

just lay in bed all day doing nothing

Was Brexit a good idea?

>>74383020

Would sack her desu

>be American

how the fuck are you meant to move out alone lids
everywheres stupid expensive
i don't want roommates reeee

>>74383146
A true hero

>>74383097
>are you really gay if you only wank to images of qt men
only if they aren't indistinguishable from women (apart from, well, you know..)

>>74383151
>Was Brexit a good idea?
No

>>74383151
haha who cares my man, just go with the flow

>>74382249
there was literally not a single adverb in that sentence
are you saying lack of adverbs is a sufficient condition for sheedness?

>>74383131

Me

>>74383131
Are you NEET?

>>74381233
wasnt really noncery it was just a creepshot of a girl from his sixth form iirc
girl in tights bending over at a computer
entirely harmless, arse not at all discernible

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(((beth)))

>/brit/ was ded
>Then it was poppin for ~200 posts
>Now it's ded again

What game are you lads up to?

>>74383299
on the phone to english atm
sick nonce filth

fancied a drink, no beer in, drinking a gin and tonic hehe

>>74383275
nah student, just finished and waiting for exams

>>74383302
What's she looking at

Why is this some pseudo photogenic shit picture

>>74383323
were all on skype laughing at some yank runts

Ireland's greatest intellectual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_wmQLVLJAM

lads I'm meeting a recruiter tomorrow for some aptitude tests and an interview

do I need to shave?

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>>74383381
Oh

>>74383364
not knowing beth
Aaaaajjj Aaaaaaaaaj Aaaaaajjjjjjjjj JJJJJJJJ

the utter states of america

>>74383364
Gonna clatter your fucking head off a lamp post if you talk about Beth like that again ya wee rat.

>>74383441
>>74383418
Literally who

Some random roastie don't care >>>/p/lebbit

>>74383299
>>74383340

>Sixth form
>Nonce

Don't you have to be over the age of consent to get into 6th form?

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Just wanked

>>74383411

Depends on what you're getting recruited for.

>>74383468
*clatters your fucking head off a lamp post*
Fuck off back to /eire/ nigger

>>74383472
>6th form
honestly got no idea what this means 2bh

>>74383474
still the slimiest looking guy i've seen in a while

would most definitely steal something from you and help you look for it

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>what can I do for you mate?

>>74383485
Policy/Government Affairs

>>74383533
>that flag
>phimolad

>>74383526

It's the bit after GCSEs and before school where you do A-Levels/IB

>>74381002

>Norwich
>Jack
>English

>left wing BBC comics kneejerk response to Norwich is to make tired predictable incest jokes and desperately mock our lack of "diversity"

Really activates the almonds.

>>74383526

Its the dreaded 6th form of Freiza from dbz

>>74380932
Where can I find actual maid uniform online, not some cosplay tier shit made by chink.

I want to create a new kind of airsoft uniform.

>>74383545
ayo senpai can I get a JUST

>>74383550

You the one who used to work for an MP?

@74383518
I have no time for runts

>>74383545
one back and sides and a little bit off the top. just tidy it up... you know yourself

>>74383561
>getting bootyblasted over norfolk incest jokes
ah yes, inbreeding

>>74383550
i would, or maybe shave tonight for a light stubble the next day. Definitely don't leave it if you have pubey/patchy facial hair (if you have this you should always shave) or a beard

>>74383545
give me the hitler jugend

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493771502296.webm

>>74383594
no, one of the many lobbyists (now-ex) that hang about on /brit/

didn't network well enough unfortunately

I still don't understand what was the purpose of Brexit. Quizzical lot you Brits are.

>>74383545
My barber knows by now, no need to even ask beyond "same?" and a slight nod from me

>>74381002
The absolute fucking state of London

>>74383526
age 16-18

>>74383660
>>74383660
>>74383660


new

>>74383545
my gf cuts my hair, and then i go to my mum to get it fixed after she fucks it up

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>>74383633

I'll quizzical your arse m8

On the plus side, whoever took Maddie only has a couple of years til he isn't a nonce any more.

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>My barber knows by now, no need to even ask beyond "same?" and a slight nod from me

*nods slightly towards you*