Culture Pals /cp/

Can I buy a Korean wife?

>>71989913
Why would you want to? Bland personality, poor English skills, no tits, no ass.

>>71989900
Stop making everyone think we're a bunch of yellow fever faggots.

New to interpals, wat do?

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>>71990305

>>71990337
Upload about 3 halfway decent pictures, put some things you're interested in in your bio. There's a script called qtcrawler that gives views to hundreds of girls for you - this is guaranteed to give you a lot of views but for fairly obvious reasons a lot of people choose not to use it. If you don't wanna use qtcrawler then just search for girls (or blokes, there's some decent no-homoers) and send them a message. Preferably something related to their profile so that an actual conversation can arise, instead of just 'hi'. A lot of people are going to ignore you

>>71990361
>1.25mb
hmm
won't bother

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>>71990009
This gook knows the truth.

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either this russki likes me or she is showing me her tits and ass on webcam for no reason, either way its okay with me.

>>71991755
Bost bls

>>71991071
more for me then heu heu heu

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Time check: 1754

>17 views
>slav qt still havent read/replied to my message from yesterday
>tfw he's probably just bullshitting me with being """busy"""

why even live

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>>71994496
>he suffers with 17 views

me 10

>>71989900
Hey dude, whatsup ? french chad here, long time no see, I came back from Japan, I didnt have enoug memory to keep whatsapp lol

>>71995559
Hey dude, how was japan? You should get on discord and update us with the girls you smashed :^)

>>71997063
Recentlt I didnt smached any, it was cool, the streets are so clean it's crazy, jap girls re not very cute tho and mais cafe seem to be a normie thing now...
I'm sure i want to learn japanese too now, it seems so close to
Korean

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>>71995166

>>71994496
>>71995166
Are these your average quotas or just a low?

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>tfw send messages to many qts and pic related happens
Why wasn't I born beautiful?

>>71998656
Post profile amigo

>>71989913
You gonna need shit loads of money. Couple mils won't even make the cut.

>>71998656
What did you write?
Also post profile? Often it's not the beauty but the presentation and the profile in general.

lads, is it safe to say that qt is a slut if shes sending pics of her as after only 3/4 days of talking?

>>71999924
i'm pretty sure that assumption is safe to make

>>71999924
If she sends nice pics full stop, she's a slut

>>72000216
>>72000250
thanks lads, shes a total slut then. she sent an ass pic and one holding up her panties. will deliver when things fall off

>>71999924

Share

>>72000622
which country?

>>72000747
Romania

>>72000841

Damn dude. You're lucky

>>72000841
>>72000622

Oh shit, that's you ?
Sorry senpai I didn't mean to troll you, I didn't realise you're a fellow 4chan user

>>72000961

Not him,

But lmao if this is true and still funny even if you are just joking

>>72000961
kek if this is true, tell me what city my account is from

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>>71989900
what do if
>im ugly but have a fit body
>dont have friends so i dont have pictures of me doing shit outside
>im barely white

is there any chance for me on this website or should i consider suicide

>>72001025

:)

>>72001056
Did you enjoy 'my' new picture ? ;)

>>72001189
>Did you enjoy 'my' new picture ? ;)
nope, didnt get it. not you my man

>>72001161
post shirtless selfies it will work

>>72001243

I was just joking
I say this everytime someone has doubts
It's fun

I do not even a have profile

>>72001161
Is that you? If so you'll be fine. I consider myself unattractive (3/10) and have one shitty pic of myself and get viewed by qt slavs a lot

>>72001161

>Ugly, but fit body
That's a plus. Pretty face is a minus.

>don't have friends
Nobody on the site has fucking friends.

>doing shit outside
You think girls at these sites have healthy social lives ?
Lmao

>barely white
German chicks will love you ;)
Also swedish

>>72001318
>>72001373
>>72001249
yes it's me and ok i will try later on, hope i'm not gonna fail hard as always, but you guys seem to do it so why not

>>72001373
but from what i can see, a lot of these girls are looking for fucking asians though

any advices for the description btw ?

>>72001373

>Nobody on the site has fucking friends

We are all friends :)

>>72001466
to be honest I don't use this site lol, I made an account but I prefere tinder or clubs to meet girls I m not sure if i can meet girls there here

>>72001504
"HERRO
I M ER BARERY VITE ASIAN PUSSY WRECKING MASTER
U CHINK CHANK WANK TO FUNK?
CARL ME NAW.
I M WAITING
"

>>72001579
R-really?
I-i have f-friends now?

>>72001504

Yes don't bother with koreaboos
Plenty of girls who aren't.

You can talk to them if you don't mind brain cancer.


And well description...

The fuck I know I never made a fucking profile
Say things about yourself
Bla-bla-bla I am student of that and that
bla-bla-bla
I like this and that
bla-bla-bla
ask anything you want

bla-bla-bla
Don't want to tell too much otherwise, what will we talk about :)
bla-bla-bla

Don't mention 4chan or your autism or your mental illness.


>>72001579
If you say so :)

Gonna start trying to push my Austrian friend (not qt) towards nationalism.

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>>72002069
JUST B URSELF )))

>>72002115
good choice

>>72002212

That message and that captcha

Well to be honest, I meant it like this.

>be yourself
If you're interesting and not a fucking mentally diseased loser

if you are, please don't be yourself.
be someone else

WHAT THE FUCK, 4CHAN, WHY DOES YOU CONSIDER MY MESSAGE AS SPAM, YOU PIECE OF SHIP

>>72002469

STOP SHILLING FOR KREMLIN

(pls recommend me to kremlin, I can shill for rubles)

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>get 45 views last night
>barely get 3 today

>>72005161
whats the algo for views ?

Any black qts?

>>72006002

fuck off racist

>>72006002
Here's a black girl that viewed my profile, have fun
https://www.interpals.net/Melzy_red

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>>72006297

Lmao

>>72006442
top kek who would be so desesperate to date a nigger

>>72005262
no fucking clue f am

>>72006657
Your momma.

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>Thai girl messages me
>mfw
Fucking third world monkeys

>>72006442
> Slighty less ugly Leslie Jones

>>72006657
I have an absolute 10/10 Cape Verdean mulata portuguesa qt messaging me ATM, black girls can be stunning. Can be absolute dogs but can be stunners no doubt

>new message
>it's from a dude
>delete conversation

Anyone else do this?

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>>72008053
>Black girls can be stunning
Course they can bud

>>72008112
Yea, i get messages from dudes in cucked countries, sometime south americans that ask about everything about america, from how the girls are like to if the sunsets are beautiful kek

>>72006297
Don't like her fingernails.

>>72008053
So true, so true.

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How are Polish QTs so easy?

>>72007694
Poor thai girls... they sure re third world but I kinda feel bad for them. I'm white French, i used to use an app similar to interpals and everyday I litteraly had new messages from 5 different thai girls.

>>72008606
Idk dude but it s true that.. I made a
Polish friend 3years ago, she is rly cute and is into me and has huge raxes, she keeps sending me nudes every weeks even if I don't even bother to answer... She s been single for so long now are polish guys so beta ?

>>72010428
>Poor Thai girls
Serves them right for being Thai

You guys think I'll get more views if I set my location as Vancouver? Or is Vancouver likely to just attract a bunch of chinks to my profile seeing as only chinks live there.

>>72010714

Do it

>>72010714
It can't hurt

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Help me get her, lads

>>72011218
>no

Tell her about K-pop.

>>72011218
Girls like it when you make them laugh

So a moth walks into a podiatrist's office. He says, "doc, I've got some big problems." The doctor asks what's wrong.
The moth says, "every day I go to work, I slave all day for Mr. Ivanovich, I hate my job. I don't know what I'm doing anymore, I don't even think Mr. Ivanovich knows what I'm doing. Then when I come home, I sleep beside my wife whom I no longer love, and who no longer loves me. I'm reminded of my son Gregorio who perished in the cold of last year, as so many of us did. And I see my other boy, and when I look into his eyes I see the same cowardice I see when I look in the mirror. Although I am a moth, I feel like a fly stuck in a spider web above a flame that is rising higher and higher. If only I had the courage to take the revolver I keep cocked and loaded in a drawer beside my bed, put it to my head and pull the trigger."
The doctor says, "Moth, obviously you have some serious problems and you need help. But I'm a podiatrist, why on earth would you come to me instead of a psychiatrist?"
The moth says, "because the light was on".

>>72011964
Tell me what to say, I know nothing about K-pop

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Random..

>>72012133

You can have this girl. She keeps messaging me, I don't have time for her

https://www.interpals.net/terrikolarova

>>72012133

https://www.interpals.net/Loubna94

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>>71989900
You'll never chase your dream, will you?

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>>72012417
>Arab
Dropped

>>72012417
You're giving kebabs to the wrong leaf.

>>72013362

Oh, well. You take her

>>72013792
I don't know how to start conversations in a way to make the girl actually interested but I would if I could.

>>72014017

"If I was gonna visit morocco, where should I go first?"

>>72014017
Start the conversation off at what specifically interests you about her, if it's genuine and not too shallow she should be interested as well.

>>72014237
And that's usually where I shit the bed because often there's nothing interesting to me other than what they look like, and apparently that's a shit way to start a conversation if you actually want it to go anywhere.

Greetings! I am Mutai from Kenya and want to be friends with you

>>72012417
And apparently her profile is gone now.

>>72014312
Do you even have any personal interests or hobbies?
If not, you have other things to work on before letting qts into your mind

>>72014507
>Do you even have any personal interests or hobbies?
Of course I do. They just never line up with anything any of the girls I find attractive are interested in.

>Dutch QT and Russia QT haven't sent me a message is a day or so
>Korean QT sends me pic of sexy nurse outfit

All works out in the end bros.

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>this stupid leaf always bitching in these threads

>>72015229
if get the leaf will be killed by islamist terrorists

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You nerds know what's coming right?

>>72015923

What

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>>72016494

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Fake yes? They are getting noticeably better outside of the whole intimate pictures thing, kind of like watching the Velociraptors use the doors in Jurassic Park.

Going to visit some cutes in France guys. Ticket booked. Departure tomorrow.

>>72017424
GL, send us greentext

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>>72012309

Fuuuuuckkk

Guys.... I can't keep up. This Polish QT is too fucking cool. Fuck. How do I keep up with 2 QTs??

My French QT said "hhha I must be distracting you tonight at work today x) "

But... it was actually this other QT talking Aviation to me..

Are there qts who can go full autism about military history?

>>72019327

Probably.

This Polish QT literally said "United 57 climb and maintain 10,000 heading 290. Copy last United 57, Warsaw Tower"

Aviation nerds man

>>72019327
I found a polish one who is into historical reenactments and wears WWII and WWI uniforms.

>>72019630
>polish
Polish

>>72019630

THats hot Tbh

>>72019630
That's actually pretty cool. That's the kind of stuff I'd like to do if I had money. That's kind of why I got into airsoft as well, but I haven't played in years and lack the money to make a serious attempt at getting back into it.

>inb4 "buy real guns fag"
>tfw noguns because you live in canada

>>72016825
You cause pain to others so they feel your feels, dont you anon?
Dont be scared we're all friends here.

>tfw you found a Korean qt with E-cup tits

Today is my lucky day laddos :^)

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>>72019630
> tfw no qt SS gf

>>72021189
l-link

>>72021189
Is it minseong or malkeum?

>>72021280
No, she's mine lad
>>72021312
Who?

God dammit guys. What the fuck do I do?

I have 2 QTs that are actually interested in me. 1 I'm meeting in June, the other, I don't know.

The French girl is really nice, and I do look forward to meeting her. But this Polish QT is a total aviation geek which is my fucking thing.

What do I do?

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>>72021453
I'll find her
>>72021500
Two people really isn't that hard to keep track of, I'm talking to like 10

>>72021549

Do you actually like these girls?

>>72006297

>>72006442

NIGGEERRRRRR

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>>72021702
I enjoy talking to them but I can't say I'm bothered about making them a gf or anything

>>72021812

The thing with these 2. 1 I'm going to meet IRL, and I know she likes me. This other girl I just started talking with. I feel like I can talk to her forever based off our linked interests.

The French girl, I like her. But I don't see a thing with us. But I would like to stay friends with her. This Polish girl... fuuuuckk meee

>>72021453
I got 2 kqts with nice bigly tits.
But ones 17 and the other is a couple years older than me

In the past two weeks I've made 22 attempts to talk to girls on this site. The vast majority never responded, the rest let the conversation die out immediately. Quite a few read my message and looked at my profile but didn't respond. What the fuck? You'd think with the amount of messages I sent out I'd have gotten someone.

>>72022362

Did you change your profile thing to Vancouver?

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>tfw libertarian
>tfw you will never have a polish nazi QT who invades your private property and argues about politics with you

Feels bad man

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>>72022362
They know about The Leaf

>>72021312
That Minseong girl is a fucking cunt

She was sending me almost nudes (nipples covered) on Kakao just a few months ago, then she deleted her Kakao and now barely responds to me on Interpals and when she does, it's basically one word answers

>>72022981
Kek, tell me more about her so i can try to free them nipps for the 2 of us

>>72023108
I barely remember anything about her since it's been a few months, but from what I remember she just started sending me risque pics out of the blue, without me even asking for them. Like almost every other Korean, she is basically devoid of personality or a soul.

She's surprisingly thin though, she looks fatter in her Interpals pics but her body is actually pretty nice

>>72023174
Ive noticed this about koreans, ive been using ip for 3 days and they get obsessive fast or they are like dumb as rocks.
I thought it was because im looking at girls around my age 17-21 but they're almost all like that lol

>>72022557
I don't think it will make a difference to anyone other than chinks, but I guess I should give it a shot.

>>72023359
Just post your fucking face so we can see how you can improve.
And work on your attitude still, im good looking and i didnt get a girlfriend til i was 17 Because i was a total pussy, but then i manned up and did things to get the ol test flowing.
> Remember its all in your head.

>>72022362
I know what you mean, I remember viewing dozens of girls' profiles last night before bed, just logged in and not one viewed me back, not to mention the only two girls who come across as being quite intelligent have both upright said to me "I'm not looking for a boyfriend", which sucks.

>>72023481
>Just post your fucking face so we can see how you can improve.
https://www.interpals.net/Darren4565

Now you can make jokes at my expense, go nuts. Also I'm 23 next week and I've never had a gf before, you were nowhere near as bad as me.

>>72023628

I'm 25 and never had a real girlfriend before

>>72023628
Ive seen uglier spics get girls that are pretty gooch, get some gains and a hair cut.
That slick back seems pretty greasy

>>72022981
I still have one of her photos, do you lads want it? You can't see her tits because it's from behind though.

All of the rest of her photos were lost when she left the Kakao chat and I'm retarded and forgot to save them before

>>72023781
Post it plox

>>72023719
>gains
Not happening because I full admit I'm a lazy sack of shit who hates exercise and there is nothing that can make it fun for me

>hair cut
This is something I can try. I'll try using less gel on my hair to make it look less greasy as a start though. But then that means I have to go take a million pictures over half an hour again to get something useable REEEEEEEEEEE

>>71998594
Just low. My average is 30+. 50+ on a good day. I dont use qtcrawler

>>72023831
Kek not greasy as im greasy.
Greasy as im fuckin creepy, how does a leaf not know trailer park boys?

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>>72023805
Here you go senpai

If any of you lads are better looking than me, try to get some more pics out of her. She was a really good fap

>>72023936
what the fuck. she's so pale

>>72023918
> In* i hate mobile

>>72023918
lmao fuck guess I'm unable to do anything with my hair other than get a boring ass buzz cut then. And unfortunately I just got my hair cut yesterday too. Might be the angle on the pic though, idk.

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>>72023936
Ghostly

>>72023936
Whats your ip?
I wanna see if im better looking or not.
And if you want friend me.

>>72023964
>>72023992
I think it's hot, but maybe it's just me.

She really did have some great tits, it's a shame you can only see a bit of side boob in that one. I really regret not saving the others, but I wasn't expecting her to sperg out and delete Kakao

>>72024037
Reminds me of the grudge desu.
Shes 17 so idk about posting nudes desu itd be smart not to yet lol

Alright, I got rid of the picture that I thought was my worst offender for making me look creepy. Not sure if it's going to help and what I have now is probably going to result in girls who only care about my cat though.

>>72024134
Try making the cat play with you instead of you playing with the cat.
It subconsciously tells people youre needy or clingy, you feel me?

>>72024037
What's her IP profile I wanna have a go now

>>72024202
Why the fuck is there so much subconscious shit you need to look out for REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Guess I'm just not cut out for this.

>>72024123
I like my Asian qts pale, so I guess it's just a matter of preference

She's kind of a boring cunt though, so I really don't regret losing her since I've sinced gained two new Korean qts that have much prettier faces, one of which is equally thick with the same size tits and a much bigger ass, so I guess everything worked out in my favor

>>72023831
Get an undercut and score the NatSoc qts

>>72024216
www.interpals.net/Minseong_Go

>>72024306
How do you get Koreans to get lewd? They always seem so prudish to me

>>72024317
>17
Fuck not worth it

>>72024306
Whats the 2 qts so i know if i have one to let a bro have his way.

>>72024308
>score the NatSoc qts

Where?

>>72024372
They seem to like me alot, i look white af and good looking but i was raised latino so i treat girls like in a romantic way all the time idk how to describe what i mean

>>72024386
I met a Greek women who voted for golden dawn, don't remember her name though

>>72024308
What I have now is an undercut though. Maybe I should try styling it a different way then?

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>>72024428
I'm white.... I don't know if I'm good looking I've never had anyone rate me desu
Aside from the Thais that comment on my photos but they don't count

>>72024466
If you want to go full Hitler youth you need to comb it to the side

>>72022362
>>72023359
>>72023628
>>72023831
>>72023972
>>72024134
>>72024281
>>72024466
Leaf pls stop bitching all the time and just sort your life out already, christ man your annoying
also this>>72015229
fuck leafs.day of the rake when

>>72023936
What's her name?

>>72024466
Go for a nazi look, they were aesthetic af and slayed mad puss.
> about the subconscious thing, think of it this way because its obvious
> dont go for the pussy, but let the pussy come to you.

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beginning to think this site might be a giant meme

>>72024466

Changing your hair will make a difference. I didn't think so, but I noticed a big difference when I went from a military haircut to a short messy combover

Guys... I want this Polish girl. I've already had this joke about "dating" though back and forth between each other probably 10 times today

>>72024466
Get gains you have a semi fat face and combine that with a new better non geasy hair cut and youll do better

>>72024504
Asians comment on my jawline or say i look like " very cool guy (some complicated chink emoji)*

>>72010428
Get on discord or pm me on whatsapp. I have some interesting news about your Polish girl.

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>>72025117
Yeah I sometimes get complicated on my jawline
Maybe I'll try then, not like I have anything to lose if some gook on the other side of the planet rejects me

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>>72025246
My one fear on ip is i fuck up with so many gooks and then i cant tell them apart and end up talking to the same ones over and over again.

>>72024537
Seeing this made me feel bad for you, i get my replies fast 90% of the time

>>72024982
Oi pilotbro pm me the French and Polish qt so I can call you a moron when you fuck up xx

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>>72019630
>tfw no Eastern European militant QT

>>72025518
Full doc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzbCkHxNxvc

Theres this k girl named mysea she knows english very well but all she does is bitch about other guys to me and i think she was talking about the swede chad once

>>72025475

Ok

>>72025079
Stop telling me to get gains. I'm not going to go to a fucking gym because it's uninteresting to me and nothing can make it interesting. I don't have the patience to wait for several months to get noticeable results. Worst advice.

>>72023992
that's a retouched pic

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>>72025949
Get some fucking gainz and this could be you

>>72025949
> 0 patience
> wonders why life is hard
We hate you because we love you leaf dont get mad at us

>>72025983
Is there any way to get these results in a non retarded amount of time without steroids?

>>71989900
>>>72025983
>Is there any way to get these results in a non retarded amount of time without steroids?

Vigorous gains

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>>72026012
If you're dedicated, it's either that or you might as well be pic related

Deleted my account. probably going to stay away from these threads for a while. It's been fun (not really)

>>72026132
> This
So whats it gonna be leafster

>>72026257
You do realize everyone everywhere is gonna tell you the same shit we told you

>>72026297
Whatever, best to ignore it and accept my status as a complete failure who's only girlfriend will be my right hand.

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>>72026319
> his adventure ended the way it started.

>>72026319

Canadian Coast Guard

>>72026257
All you needed was to get some gains brah

>>72026493
oh just fuck right off you retard brazilian nigger. That's not easy for some people.

>>72026265
Looks like leafy made his decision
>>72026514
Have a nice life mate and remember! Fuck white people.

> nothing to lose,
All to gain.
Its such a shame even this huehue knows it

>>72026514

For real, improve your life. Don't worry about QTs. That can come later

>>72026554
Can someome dedicate the new thread to our fallen autumn leaf?

>>72026514

RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E

Goodbye to you our leafy friend
We knew each other since these threads began
Together we talked about qties and gains
Learned of love and slutty girls
Been told that we're not good enough
Goodbye my friend, try not to commit suicideeeeeeeeee


Rate my poetry chums

>>72026636
Absolutely we must

>>72026732
8/10 i was thinking of fucking poems too kek, someone write some greasy haikus about his cat, gains, qts, and a leaf

>>72026754
We should have screen shot his face before he deleted his ip

>>72026763
Leaf lusts after girl
Uses cat to hide no gains
Leaf does not get girl

No bully

:(

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>>72026811
Leaf flew in the wind.
Because he lacked gains for qts.
He cried, now hes gone ;(

Hey guys, I'm the new self-loathing Canadian around here. You'll be hearing more blogposts from me in the coming weeks

>>72026933
Post face so we can see if you have gains

>>72026900
Greasy leaf and cat
Want qts but are not stacked
No qts came, drat
>>72026933
Welcome about

>>72026900
Yeah I'm a fucking addict I couldn't keep my account deleted. Fucking christ.

>>72027018
Heres a tip for forgetting about all this.
> get gains

>>72027018
Give your profile a make over, start with the gains and Hitler youth haircut

>>72027063
>>72027066
I know you guys are just trolling me with the gains at this point because you know it triggers me so I'm not going to say anything about that. I'll do the hitler youth haircut though.

>>72027066
^this
Asian qts love stereotypical white men, especially leaf betas

>>72027018

Get a a short (2cms ?) haircut
bleach your hair
make it spiky
go to a local punk gathering location
get laid

Easy.

>>72027116
Wtf are you a neo-nazi?
Im telling ur primeminster.

>>72027135
I'm never going to sink as low as Asians. Fuck right off and go suck off trump.

>>72027149
>>72027018

Also get contacts

Anybody who can wear contacts but chooses glasses is a fucking moron

>>72027149
There's no punk scene in my city. It's all wannabe rednecks.

>>72027116
Don't get the haircut if you don't have the gains. If you have a fat face you'll end up looking like Steve Bannon

>>72027178
What is health insurance? I don't have the money to pay out of pocket for contacts, or to afford an insurance plan that would cover them. Because believe it or not our "free" healthcare isn't actually free.

>>72027116
Looking forward to seeing this hair cut. Seig Heil!
With the gains you'll look like a NatSoc God, sans gains you'll look like an edgy neo Nazi
>>72027159
Blacks are worse m8

>>72027209
Were your glasses free? They look it desu

>>72027205
Well what do I do ion the mean time then? Because it takes 8 billion months to get noticeable results apparently.

>>72027159
Dude there is literally no difference between asians and any girl.
Im blessed with being mixed race so i can fuck up my gene pool as much as i want

>>72027222
Shut the fuck up you fucking arab. Kill yourself.

>>72027225
Your T will raise and it'll probably help improve your mood if nothing else

>>72027186

Well learn to play a fucking guitar then
redneck chicks love that shit
Because nobody in their family has a brain and can learn


It's not hard, you don't even have to be good

>>72027209
That is a valid reason, If you can't it's fine.
But you'll be able to do it one day.

>>72027225
G E T G A I N S
E
T
G
A
I
N
S

>>72027227
Asians are shit tier. They're ugly and are completely devoid of any sort of personality or soul.

>>72027225
Start eating better and do a bit of cardio and you can be skinny in a month. Gains from there are piss easy, 6 months and you'll be looking decent, but at that point you might find you'd rather keep up the cardio and stay slim rather than bulky - I'm the least muscular guy you could imagine but my qt likes it :3 Main advice would be just send a lot of messages, find someone who doesn't mind you and boost your self esteem from someone finding you attractive (nb this is much more difficult without a British accent or my extreme good looks)

>>72027225

Yes it takes time.
You spent 22 years not taking care of your body.
And you think it's too much to spend one year to take care of it.

>>72027227
>mixed race

Purge the alien
kill the mutant
burn the heretic

>>72027257

No, that's not asians, that's just women.
Granted men too.
People in generally.

Who knew.

>>72027239
Wew lad I'll take that as a yes then

>>72027245
Alright, now can we please stop saying "get gains" as if I can snap my fingers and magically become a godly Waffen SS officer? That's not helpful. Helpful would be helping me figure out how to start from having no muscle mass at all, preferably without having to pay for a gym membership.

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>>72027318

>>72027318
Literally >>72027282 right there matey. Also swimming is a really good way to start.

>>72027315
As a matter of fact, yes they were free because at the time I was still on my parent's health insurance plan. Granted this was when I was like 14. I also tried contacts at the time but honestly, I didn't like them and I couldn't wear them when I was at work because I worked at burger king at the time and the heat in the kitchen made my eyes dry as fuck when I wore contacts, but if I wore glasses there wasn't any problem like that so I just stopped wearing them.

>>72027361

LEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFF
hi :)

>>72027361
Didnt you say you were leaving?
We were gonna make the next thread a memorial to you and your greasy gains

>>72027282

I used to be skinny as fuck too.
Grew up a lot in a short time in school kek
Never thought you'd have to workout to get fat too, but in high school got seriously in basketball, got nice weight

>>72027318
If you find the gym unacceptable for whatever reason, that's okay
you don't really need any of that fancy shit

You live behinds gods crotch right ?
Take axe and go chop some wood. You'd be surprised at how hard it is.
Find some physical work
Do it for free even, it's not like you have anything better to do
Your neighbour needs help getting some heavy stuff from one place to another ? Help

At worst make your own fucking gym
making weights is easy as fuck, you can use whatever you want for it
You do not need any fancy stuff, remember that
That can come later, when you're more comfortable
Go with the basics, army training

Go for a hike the fucking woods, even alone

You can do anything you fucking like as long as you do something

If you do nothing, nothing will happen

My friend used to be fat
Went to a fucking god forsaken place in Bosnia, in some camp house
Spent 3 months in a winter there.
Came back 40kgs lighter

No gym, no shit, just normal honest work
once a month went to a shop in the nearby town for a some food and only food for fasting.

You'd be surprised how motivated you'd be when there's no heating in the winter, your only source of heat would be the trees you have to chop to light a fire.

Either that or sit around freezing

>>72027452
I don't know if I'm leaving or not. I'm a fucking addict. Can we just bully gookposters or something?

>>72027481
^this
Be rocky balboa, if you tell girls thats how you got your gains itd be interesting.

>>72027497
Gooks paid their dues, leafs havent.
Im not talking shit to the jap at least he made an effort and didnt bitch

>>72027497

Just bants lad.

Go to bed tonight, come back tomorrow with a better attitude

>>72027536
Yeah but what about the British fag who keeps posting Korean girls, complaining about not having a Korean gf, and has admitted to just saying "hi" as his opening message?

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>>72027561
He gets replies though, and can take bantz like a champ

>>72027536

also this

Don't be patethic and desperate
Chicks can smell that from a mile away
Nobody like it.
You think you would like it if a chick was desperate to be with you if you, only because you never had someone. If it happens, if you found something like that, you'd ran away.
Nobody likes it, it's not hot from either gender.

You need to have personality, you need to have conviction

And don't show interest in a girl at day one or two or three

What's the point if she can get you that easy, you're not really worth her time, she can always go back to you if she finds nobody better


As this says it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDgH0KaMchw

>Bolje da sam s'frendovima pio rujno vino
>Nego tebe kurvo vodi u kino
>radije cu sam sa sobom hladno pice piti
>neg za malo vruce picke gorke suze liti

>It is better if I drank wine with my friends
>than took you whore to the cinema
>i would rather drink a cold beer all alone
>than cry for a bit of warm pussy

c'mon darren

>>72027561

Dude. Right now- Get up, go for a walk, do hygiene, go to bed. Wake up tomorrow with a positive mindset and come back to us tomorrow.

>>72027628
Listen to the wise serb

>>72027684
I'm actually attempting to do some sort of exercise right now. I decided to try doing rifle pushups because they're tougher than regular pushups and it can fulfill my military sperg fantasies. Think I need a more durable airsoft gun (or a real one but this is canada so real guns aren't worth the trouble) because I feel like the stock on mine is going to snap off though, and apparently it's even harder if you do it on an AR-15 style rifle, which my airsoft gun is. It's best done with an AK apparently.

>>72027684


This is now post inspirational music thread

(please no eye of the tiger, it's been done to death)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHyCNBx1FIA

>And there will come a day, when you will
>Walk down the hopeless road
>Wanting like never before
>To win alone!

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>>72027787
NEVER PUT WEIGHT ON THE STOCK OF AN AR.
if you want a rifle that is a work out to use i suggest an m14 pattern or svt 40 which are dirt cheap in canada. The stock wont break off on a gun from pushups otherwise why the fuck would we use them?

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>>72027787

>push-ups with airsoft gun

Kind of lame Tbh... just order pic related. You can put it on the floor and use it for push ups too. It's pretty effective.


But for real.

1.Get off 4chan for the night
2. go for a long walk
3. Think about what you want to accomplish
4. Brainstorm how to hit each goal
5. Go home
6. Shower, brush your teeth, FLOSS
7. Go to bed
8. Wake up happy
9. Succeed and the come hang out with us

Buy a real gun, go hunt or something itll make you feel like a man.
Plus there's a work out using a rifle for your abs.
Its easy and you feel the burn almost IMMEDIATELY.
> im not suggesting to kill yourself.

>>72027886

>8. Wake up happy
>9. Succeed and the come hang out with us

No, no.

Pleasure comes after work

8. Wake up happy
9. work out for at least an hour
10. come hang with us

There is a reason we train dogs with positive/negative reinforcement, it works

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>>72014719
What do you like? don't be embarrassed, qts can be as autistic as you :)
Or you can follow some script, prepare some questions.
Someone posted that some time ago.

>>72027836
>>72027921
Like I said, buying a real gun in Canada isn't worth the effort. Getting the firearms license isn't that hard, but you basically forfeit your right to privacy by getting one because the RCMP runs a daily criminal record check on you and your house is subject to search by the RCMP at any time to ensure your guns are being kept safely. Even sex offenders aren't subject to this. Plus being limited to 5 round magazines is pretty fucking lame if you want to do 2 gun matches or any sort of tactical shooting.

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Step 1 assume this stance
Step 2 fire a round every ten seconds and do not put the rifle down drom this stance until you need to reload.
Step 3 do this until you cant fell nothing but burning abdominals.
You dont really need to aim at anything while doing this, but it fucking works wonders
> rifle needs to be 8.5lbs+

>>72028025

Chilean! Are you from the discord? Are you finally dating that American girl?

>>72028025

Kek I talked to a chilean girl in belgrade a couple of days ago

she was pretty chill

Liked rakija


AlsO

>What would be a "perfect" day for you

Standing on a balcony of parliament in Belgrade, proclaiming reunion of Yugoslavia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hTfXUxKUoQ

Who wants to be with me there boys ?

>>72028134

Did you have sex with her?

>>72028144

No, sadly we only met for a day, I didn't know her before.
Friend of a friend knew her

She was kinda hot to be honest, I wouldn't say no

I was just for the weekend in belgrade

She seemed quite shy too, even when she was a little buzzed

Leaf, I have an important thing to tell you, in case you are still around:

Just
bee
yourself
:^)

>>72028219

7-1

S E V E N
E
V
E
N

O N E
N
E

>>72028029
5 ROUNDS????
WTF
move out of canada.
Plus you do look like a pedophile.

>>72028243

>plus you look like a pedophile

No bully!! :(

>>72028266
Sowwy ;(

>>72028236
>posting old football memes on an /int/ thread baka

>>72028266
Leaf is cute. CUTE!

>>72028296
Did you even see darren-kun's face?

>>72028243
>Plus you do look like a pedophile.
Wow rude

I kind of want to move to Czech Republic for firearms laws t b h because while I don't completely disagree with Trump, I think he's a retard. Czech Republic has the least restrictive gun laws in Europe, you still need a license but with a self defence license you can own any gun you want except for full auto, as many guns as you want, as much ammo as you want, and conceal carry up to two firearms on you at any time.

>>72028323
Yeah I did. Welp at least his cat is cute

>>72028353

How do you move to the Czech Republic?

>>72028391
Isn't there any American here who moved there to be with his qt? Ask him.

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Move to america Darren

>>72028438
There would be no way in hell that id move to another country for a qt.
Id go and get her though.

>>72028438

He is studying abroad.

>>72028440

That's mean...

Fuck, am I a /cp/ meme now? I deserve it for being this autistic though.

>>72028531
Its bantz, we love you darren.
Be glad youre immortal now in the form of a meme

>>72028559
I'm going to recover from meme status and become the greatest success story /cp/ has ever seen. It might take a while but I'm going to make it happen.

>>72028624

>I'm going to recover from meme status and become the greatest success story /cp/ has ever seen. It might take a while but I'm going to make it happen.


POSITIVITY

MOTIVATION


it's a fucking miracle

>>72028638
We fuckin memed him some confidence.
> truly america can meme miracles

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>>72028624

>>72028745
Darren.
The leaf that could, that will.
The leaf is now changing colors

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Did I find a winner, lads?

>>72028656
I think it might have been because I attempted to do some fucking exercise for once. I found a way to make it enjoyable, even if it is a pretty spergy way of making it enjoyable but if lifting things up and putting them down isn't your thing you gotta do what you gotta do.

>>71997063
mind sending a newfag an inv to the disc? RahultheWaffle #7024

>>72028807
Improve yourself man.
You can atleast laugh at yourself after being autismo

>>72028807
not to turn this thread into >>>/fit/ canad/anon/, but I really recommend starting on the 5x5 SL routine for 6-8 months and then transitioning to a PPL program for another 6-8+ months. I know quite a few fellow insecure friends that did that and came out feeling and great looking great, all in a year's time.

>>72028965
This. You don't let shit weigh you down once you realize you can just learn from it, laugh at it, and move the fuck on.

>>72029036
Hey leafster ill let you make make of me, its the honorable thing, ill give you some ammo.
Im a manlet. 5"7 (170cm)

>>72029218
I'm a manlet too. But at least I actually made it to the average male height in my country.

>>72029272
Its mainly why i go after asians and latinas because most white girls are taller than me kek

>>72029317
>tfw asian girls probably still think you're too short after they see all the 6ft+ white guys

>>72029384
If i add my cock size id come out as 6"2.
I bet they love that kek

>>72029384
If all you go after are the alpha asian girls in clubs, sure, but if you're meeting people at meetups or through friends you'll be fine as a fit manlet with a warm personality.

>>72029432
Realistically girls just want you to be taller than them.

Wow got myself a K-qt without even really trying specifically. But she's sweet so I can't complain. I understand why you guys are on the hunt now.

>>72030663
How to get qt k girl?

>>72031997
>>72031997
>>72031997

New thread!!!