Culture Pals /cp/

I was a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

Fuck Interpals. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.

is it difficult to get on an exchange program in uni lads? would you recommend?

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>>71941626
easy as fuck, you should definitely do it

>>71941541
>I just don't want to see her suffering ;_;
Are you serious?

Still can't find any girls that aren't obsessed with yellow bullshit or complete fucking shit in some other way.

>>71941548
lol what a beta faggot, I really hope this is real

>>71942230
Lurk moar, newfag

>>71942094

Dude I've posted a lot of girls

>>71941548


COPY PASTA DETECTED

>>71942431
Yeah and most of them were either complete shit or too good for me. I messaged some of them but I don't remember any of them responding and if they did it didn't go anywhere.

>>71942470
>>71942230
>the french qt pasta is not a regular occurence on the threads anymore
what the fuck happened? these generals are shit now

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>>71942520

>>71942094

https://www.interpals.net/Bluesweater

>>71942600

I haven't seen that since 2015 Tbh

>>71942640
>western european

no

>>71942686

https://www.interpals.net/C_0701Galya

This girl is actually really nice. She really wants to travel to USA and Canada this coming year. She's pretty laid back, quiet type.

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Is the script working?

>>71942678
I swear to god these threads died once and for all when I left

>>71942799
yeah too bad she's 30

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>>71942850

Please...


Make Culture Pals Great Again...

Do it for Natalia

>>71942830
qtcrawler works

>>71942891
Culture Pals 1.0 will never see the light of day again

Assemble the oldfags, then maybe it will happen

>>71942866

Well shit, you're really picky...

>no Western Europeans
>complains about russians
>complains about former soviet
>complains about age

>>71942866

https://www.interpals.net/Caitypie7

>>71942943
>no western europeans
>no east or southeast asians
>no koreaboos
>not retarded
>25 or under

Literally all I ask for

>>71943090
and what do you offer?

So after 2 years I finally have a korean girl interested in me.
I would have prefered a european girl but whatever.
She's 6 years older than me and she says she can't be in a relationship with someone she hasnt met before. (She's a virgin like me)
She's a nurse and she works 10 hours a day and sometimes more. This sucks alot because I can barely talk to her.
I could visit her maybe this summer but she lives with her mom and I'd have to live in a hostel.

Should I do it? Or should I abort?
I don't think I'll find a girl anytime soon and she's a real cutie.

>>71943119
Absolutely nothing, but desu I'm not actually expecting a relationship out of any of these girls so really all I'm offering is being someone to talk to.

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>>71943182
do it!!!!! you're really lucky! I am only about a year into my quest for korean gf, but I will also be in your place soon!

P.S. Post a picture of her! I love looking at cute korean girls

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>tfw forgot about this qt and she shows up randomly after awhile
This is a good feeling.

Anyone ever got lewds from muslim girls?
> hijab fetish

>>71943249
If you're having this much trouble you're never going to get a korean girl. Stop fucking posting.

>https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=663182656361644032

Looks like Pirates of the Caribbean on drugs

I've been horribly drunk for the entire weekend what have I missed

>>71943357
I think it's possible, but you are better off going for Western girls thb.

Never tried talking to any Muslim girls, most of them are meh and Turkish girls are basically ME looking (mostly) Westernised girls. They are qt, but also boring as fug most of the times.

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>>71943249
>do it!!!!!
What am I supposed to do when I'm in korea and she's at work? I would get lost. I don't speak the language and I've never been so far away from home. I can't even live in her apartment..

>I love looking at cute korean girls
Well she's kinda chubby but I don't mind since her boobs are nice.
I'm not sure if I can post her face but have this one.

how did the your first video call go?

>>71943561
I was nervous and could barely speak and she was drunk.

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>>71943526
desu I would rather get a picture of her cute face than her tits.

And you could always just wander around the city, English should be enough to get you by just enough, and google maps will keep you from getting lost.

>>71941454
Fuck this website, you morons meemed me to get an account, i don't have any social medias but i still tried this, put a picture and literally nobody visited my profile in 3 weeks. Not even fucking third worlders from Africa or whatever. I messaged at least 10 girls, never got a fucking answer back.

Thanks for making me realize how ugly i actually am, you fucking scumbags. Fuck this website, and fuck all their schills.

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>down to 3 views today

Used to be averaging 50+ views a day a few years ago, bet i've just gone fucking ugly or some shit.

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>>71943686
Kek, this site boosted my ego im considering traveling the world to bone chicks now

Apparently online search isn't fucking updating today. Same people every time.

is any cute girl lurking this thread who would want to marry me based of the assumption that the fact i am posting this it is meant for you and we are meant to live happily ever after and remark upon the quirky and unique circumstances in which we started being together?

>>71943798
Same, but I do fine IRL as well.

>>71943825
Whole website is laggy af, especially on Mozilla.

>>71943798
Fuck you, i am seriously, SERIOUSLY considering suicide now. I have no friend, and this poor attempt just showed me that there is also no hope of finding at the very least friends on the internet.

Even if some fucking scammers from Nigeria or whatever would have talked to me i would have been happy. But no, even them didn't talk to me. Fuck.

I guess that's what i get for not being white (i am greek).

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>>71943600
>And you could always just wander around the city

I really don't like sightseeing and I would look awkward as fuck.
I'd much rather motorcycle through the country side but since getting a small bike license would take a whole day and renting a bike for a day costs like 70€ I couldn't make that work.

Ok here you go.
I feel like I could do better but I don't know...

>>71943686
I know your pain. This site used to better years ago.

>>71943947
>I guess that's what i get for not being white
Being white isn't much help on this site considering most of these girls only want korean dicc

>>71943925
Russian girl I know keeps sending me screens of Arabs messaging her similar shit daily, it's comedy gold.

>>71944038
post

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>>71944066
Not sure what nationality this is, but this is what being a female on IP is like lmao.

Gonna post another message by a legit Arab.

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>>71943990
you really wouldn't want to sightsee around around a completely different culture? Alternatively you could just spend your days in different restaurants.

She's cute, I say you go ahead with it and not lose her for the faint promise of maybe getting someone better.

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>>71944141
I had more, but I cba to go through my message history with her.

She has the best English of all the girls I've met on this site and she is kinda hot, wish she didn't live in Russia though.

>>71944141
> french kidnapping
> flying horse
Fucking kek, atleast hes more creative than most of us

>>71944218
If you know her on IP only then you dont really know her just saying

>>71944208
>you really wouldn't want to sightsee around around a completely different culture?

Well maybe but I'm a sperg and I would feel uncomfortable. I would rather hide my face under a helmet and cruise around town.
Also I'm pretty sure she would show me around too.

>and not lose her for the faint promise of maybe getting someone better
You're right. I should be happy that I have her.

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EYE WAS AT A PARTEY WIVH ME GEE-EFF FOM FRANCE EYE MET 'ER ON 'T INTERPALS DURING MUH DOWNTIME DEBATIN' ESS JAY DOUBLE WEWS ON TWATTER AND HAVING A READ OF THE CORRUPT, DESPICABLE THE MAINSTREAM METEOR, ONLINE. WE WER LIVIN' IN THE SAME SITY AND SHE WERE PLAYING BEER PONG WITH THIS MAN.

FIRSTLY, I NOTICED THAT HE WERE LEFT HANDED SO FROM THAT I COULD TELL HE WERE AN INTOLERANT, LEFTIST IDIOT. ALL OF A SUDDEN HE MANAGED TO VIRTUE SIGNAL MY GEE-EFF TO LITERALLY TAKE HER TITS OUT FOR ALL TO SEE. I WAS COMPLETELY DISGUSTED BUT I STOOD BY IDYLL AS MY FRENCH GEE-EFF WERE ON HER KNEES SUCKING THIS LEFTY BIGOT'S PEENIS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

I JUST TURNED AWAY AND SAID I WAS GOING MY OWN WAY LUCKILY I DID MY BEST NOT TO LOOK LIKE A BETA LEFTIST RACIST. MY GEE-EFF GETS UP, WALKS RIGHT OVER TO ME AND WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CUM SHE GARGLES INFOWARS.COM

FOUCK INTERPALS. FOUCK WOMEN. FUCK FEMINISM. AND CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO SUBSCRIBE.

>>71944344
I'm aware, but I don't really take this shit seriously. Don't really ever get the feels, usually it is the other way around. Had few clingy girls, now I'm more careful with whom I talk to. People are people, just be good at reading them and don't lose your head.

Why are you on IP?

>>71941454
what webm program is it that makes these filenames

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>>71944536

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>>71944371
I am glad you are finding happiness with your cute korean gf! Keep posting here as your relationship progresses, it gives me motivation and hope!

>>71944536
gfycat

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what a man...

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>>71944566
>>71944612
>>71944651
>>71944686

Thanks this makes me want to go to Iceland.

Glad someone remembers our good bloke Peter.

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We must fight the gook menace Peter
YELLOWFEVER FAGS BEGONE

>>71944566
>>71944612
>>71944651
>>71944686
>>71944718
B-Boris?

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AVE ANDRE

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>>71944754
>>71944718

I can't wait until Christmas, can you?

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>tfw Peter Andre will never be your dad

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I would very much like to ejaculate on Peter's well defined pecks if daddy would allow me.

>scripts are ded
>qtcrawler kicks you out after 2 pages and you also have to change pages manually

I am too lazy for this shit

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>>71945020
You just need to look like are Peter

>>71945020
qtcrawler is broken in Firefox but should work on Chrome

>>71945088

Funny, I am using it on chrome

>>71945088
Works fine for me on ff

>>71945116
Try Firefox then.

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>>71944681
>I am glad you are finding happiness with your cute korean gf!
technically we're not in a relationship but thank you, anon. I wish you good luck!

>>71945020
It still works like a charm here

Negus

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Sunday night update

Another week without a Korean gf has passed

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>>71946574
I called my Korean qt today and watched her get tipsy off Soju, was cute

Also if I ever meet you irl, I'm gonna kick your butt

>>71946574
Nobody cares. Stop posting.

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TFW when I joined to practice languages yet I must be a relative of Bigfoot bc no girls seem to be interested.

TFW when Im considering talking to fags or other dudes just to get a language partner.

That is all lads, see you in a few days.

>>71947418
Make a romantic poem about a leaf falling

>>71947630

The dead leaf fall softly on the ground
The wind blow and rises it again
Like my cock rises when it sees your ass
But it is short lived and it falls again
Just like my boner when it sees your face.


v2

>>71947630
A leaf falling from a tree is like me jacking off
I like to jack off
The end

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This kgirl seems interested in me,
What do you think bros im like ehhh

>>71948176
If I had to take a Korean I would. I hate it when they ruin themselves with plastic surgery.

>>71948211
She doesnt seem like she had plastic surgery.
Shes 17 and is pretty sweet

>>71948176
>>71948257

In one year she will go through the ritualistic plastic surgery all korean girls go through

So yeah, go for it, she will look like >>71946574
next year

>implying gooks are pretty naturally

>>71948360
If they keep getting plastic surgery they'll never get prettier naturally because you won't have any idea what they looked like before. That's why I think it's bad for them. That and it's unnatural.

>>71948399
Ok mr. Natural beauty, what would you rate her ?/10

>>71948468
No, I mean if they stop getting so much plastic surgery they'll naturally become better looking because of natural selection. Right?
A solid 5/10

>>71948481
True, eh shes probably just nudes material right?

>>71948518
Not if she's 17, PEDO. That's like one full year away from 18. Freak

>>71948533
Kek im very close to her age so its not bad plus ber birthday is in 15 days

>>71948647

Gay

>>71948855
N-no y-you.

>>71948926

;__;

>>71948926

Do you live in Florida?

What is better, Tampa Bay Area or Daytona Beach?

>>71949014
Lol you found me on ip didnt you, florida is shit bro

>Tfw just made an account
>Still no photo or background information
What do?

>>71949042

Lmao no, it was a complete random guess.

I am going to move to either Daytona Beach or Tampa. Which should I do?

>>71949127
Oh lol stay up north away from the refs.
Cubans are like fucking muslims in europe all you hear is WAHWAHWAH WAH PINGA WAHWAH WAH CONO PING MAN WAH

>>71949161

So.. which place would be better? I've never been to Florida. The 2 places I listed are my options

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>>71949127
Btw as soon as you mentioned me and florida this fucker popped up and it was pretty logical to think its you

>>71949225
kek that korean instagram whore viewed me too

>>71949219
Tampa by far its pretty white from the rest of south florida from my experience

>>71949225

What? I'm not Brazilian..


>>71949262

Oh ok

>>71949374
You can fake your location on ip

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I'm so desperate for a girl to talk to that I'm actually starting to consider messaging Asians

>>71949463

Why would I ever set my location to Brazil

>>71949577

What about your Iranian

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>>71949577
SEA power hour coming up, easy messages
>mfw just rejected one for a serious romantic relationship

>>71949624
She's not the most reliable to have conversations with. Sometimes she'll talk to me every day for a bit, sometimes she won't talk to me for a week or more. I've been trying to look for a secondary girl because there's a good chance things aren't going to work out with her.

>>71949577
Do you want me to give you some qts?

>>71949696
I'll probably find some reason why I don't want to talk to them but go ahead.

>>71949745
> that attitude
Work on that first man and youll be good
How else do ugly dudes get chicks?

>>71949676

Did you message the girls I gave you earlier in the thread?

>>71949769

I've told him this like 5 times, and to
Improve his profile. It was full of "I hate living in Canada"

>>71949769
Just post them anyway. I might find one of them to not be complete shit

>>71949775
No because one was western European, one was too old for my tastes, and the South African didn't seem particularly interesting to me.

>>71949797
>It was full of "I hate living in Canada"
I've improved my profile and took out that shit. Even though I do fucking hate living in Canada.

>>71949841

https://www.interpals.net/terrikolarova

>>71948518

>he thinks he's gonna get nudes from a korean girl on interpals

>>71949869
Are these girls even trying to be interesting?

>>71949841
Im not posting until you buck up pal

>>71950037
oh well, I doubt I'm missing out on anything.

>>71950090

This anon is right Tbh>>71950037
You need to fix yourself before pursuing QTs.

Honestly, QTs practically never gave me attention on IP. But thinking about it, around the time I started pulling myself together and getting things straightened out is when girls started being more talkative with me online

>>71950186
Sounds about right. When I actually had my life together and had the appearance of going somewhere, it seemed like girls wanted to talk to me. But seeing as nobody wants to give me a job for some unknown reason, it's a little hard to get my shit fixed up.

>>71950257

Join the Canadian Navy to get on your feet

>>71950409
I think I've had the military discussion before in this thread. I can't because I have becker's muscular dystrophy. If that's not an outright medical disqualification, I don't trust myself to make it through basic training anyway. Because all three branches in the Canadian military go through the same basic training and the Canadian Forces has the same type of "every man a rifleman" attitude the USMC has. I could try the officer route because I have a degree and the officer training is more classroom focused compared to enlisted training, but I don't trust myself to be in charge of people and for officer they want a shitload of references for the past like 10 years.

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>>71950511
Is this up your alley leaf?
> question how old are you?

>>71950511

Why not become a Emergency Medical Tech and work on an ambulance crew? Or the Canadian Coast Guard?

>>71950555
I don't touch the ones who wear scarves. Plus she's black. Also I'm going to be 23 next Wednesday.

>>71950557
>Why not become a Emergency Medical Tech and work on an ambulance crew
Need to go back to school and go even further into debt plus I don't have a driver's license which is kind of a requirement.

>>71950607
Dont knock it til yiu try it, its fucking hot fucking a girl when shes got a hijab on

>>71950623
>its fucking hot fucking a girl when shes got a hijab on
I'm not going to disagree with you, fucking a girl who wears a hijab is probably one of my biggest fantasies. But I just leave it at that, I don't think I'm actually capable of going there IRL.

>>71950607

What about the Canadian Coast Guard.


Dude, you just need to start saying YES to things. Be like the movie Yes Man. You're fucking yourself over

>>71950648
>Join Canadian Coast Guard
>Get posted on an ice breaker in the arctic

I think I'll pass on that.

>>71950607
Did you know you can pass your driver's license in one day in Korea? (provided you already know how to drive and you apply for a more than 90 days stay visa [20$])
You can pass it in English, If you fail a part, you can retry after 3 days.

>>71950671

RCMP

>>71950646
You aint happy til you live your fantasies.
To me happiness in life is if i went to me when i was a kid and he saw how im like now would he be happy?
Thats why i joined the army, now becoming a cop

>>71950672
Yeah but fuck Korea

>>71950685
Need full unrestricted driver's license (takes minimum of one year with learner's permit plus one year of probationary license to get that. Probably never going to go further than learner's permit because although I like to think I can drive somewhat decently, I have nobody to practice driving with), need to be in physical shape and not have medical disabilities, probably going to get posted in middle of nowhere northern Ontario so I think I'll pass on that.

>>71950736
>fuck Korea
Eventually, you'll need to find a way to unlock the situation, even if you need to soldier up for a couple of months.
Why don't you move to Hongcouver or any other place you'd like where there are jobs? I'd reckon 1500$ should cover for the first month.

>>71950971
Because I'm afraid I'll only get minimum wage and you can't survive on minimum wage.

>>71951091
I got paid 200£ a week in the first job I had when I arrived in London. It didn't stop me from paying my rent, my food and going out.
What matters is you'll be there and you'll be able to find a higher paying job.
I can understand you could be afraid, but it's not that different from renting a place in the nearby bigger town.

>>71951291
I don't think you understand how much rent costs in some of these Canadian cities. To get a bachelor suite in Vancouver you're looking at $1000 a month minimum. It's not that much better in the other large cities. Plus I need to start making student loan payments some time, I can't keep going to the government and applying for the repayment assistance program forever.

thank you mention the interpals ... now i will fuck!!!!

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The Canadian isn't looking for advice, he just wants to bitch and moan at people about how unfair life has been towards him or whatever.

The only thing that can save him now is a cute Korean gf

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>>71953274
tfw korean gf

>>71941626
easy, i had like 6.5 out of 10 average (so like a C at best)
however
>if you are a loser at home, you will be a loser abroad
so use it to get some nice experiences and improve yourself, otherwise it will be shit

My qt never takes her selfies for me and doesn't even want to talk on Skype. I'm becoming afraid of that she could be actually a he and is tricking me.

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>>71955833
you most probably are lad

>>71941454
korean culture especially the kpop are cringy af

>>71955930
>brazillian white girl: Ohh me and my boyfriend have troubles, I like you, you are a cute korean boy ^^

>Russian girl: Ohh my boyfriend broke up to me. That bitch vk has pictures of her and her boyfriend kissing and what not.


Fucking whores, just because they talk to their idol looking chink, they suddenly want sympathy and to flirt with me. At least I will post their nudes soon :^)

>>71957578
Do they never want to cam with you?
Learn korean from you?

>>71957578
you put them on imgur or where? sometimes miss them
>>71957707
you know its not that hard to bullshit your way out of that, at least temporarily
women are stupid

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>>71957707
Kpoppers are RETARDED. Let's say it again, together. RETARDED.

This is the brazillian white girl HAMSTERING. She is trying to convince herself that flirting with a guy that is not her BF is ok, and saying how they have troubles etc.

>>71957707
hahahah do you think those girls want to learn KOREAN hahah. Dude they know not a single word. They just want to talk to a CHINK and hoping he knows korean or shit. THEY are retarded, and lonely girls. Perfect target because you can control them, emotionally shame them. And after that they will do anything you want them to do.

>>71958330
Women do this to justify cheating on they boyfriends.

It's sad.

>>71958330
here weak attempt of manipulation is so obvious she must have had experience only with idiots so far, and probably is one herself.

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>>71958487
>women would rather be controlled by some feminine looking chink than go out with you let alone view your profile

really made me think

>>71943763
I'm averaging 25 minimum,but it's probably cause i'm younger

>Korea slut with choker and tattoo likes me

How do I get nudes out of this?

>>71959517
>have snapchat
>be attractive
>snap with her for a while
>be cheeky

Never worked for me because im not attractive

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>>71958579
>>71958489
>>71958330
Here another retarded kpopper sends me her nude. FRESH.

I still havent added her haha, been talking to her for about 5 hours tho. she has a great body though

>>71959891
What the fuck man. Should I change my flag to South Korea? I want easy nudes.

>giving relationship advice when i've never been in one before
what the fuck am I even doing

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>>71960033
Fresh!!
Also this slut has a bf. And I convinced her to send a nude with her face. I could totally show to her bf or family. I say it again, Kpoppers are fucking retarded.

>>71960202
>>71959891
wew that face though
what a shame

>>71960244
because you are 10/10 right?

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>made an account again 2 days ago
>only messages were from 2 scammers, 1 Thai and a Polis Czechaboo

>>71960202
>That bush

>>71960418
h-hot

>>71960330
yes

>>71960538
n-not
>>71959891
Could you show some of the conversation up until this point?

Bulgarian QT

https://www.interpals.net/Puhche

>>71960682
> Her: Hi, I am from Brazil, I am studying psychology, and I have a boyfriend. Hhhh so don't flirt with me

5 hours later

>Her: omo Oppa I love you. How should I take my nude pic???

>>71961217

Fucking lol. Which fake are you using? The Korean or American Chad?

Btw what happened with the married Russian woman?

>>71961217
Missing the quite important bits in the middle but it's ok

>>71961303
The brazillian is korean chad. Also I am not on interpals, but on similar app where there are 30 million brazilllian monkeys are thirsty for koreans. Hmm about that married woman? I just stopped replying to her lol. She is questioning her life choices I guess

>>71961390
Hmm it's just too much to post it. I can give you tips though. Most guys are fucking thirsty and tell girls to give them nudes in first 5 mins. Just try not to do that. Talk to them for few hours, send them food pictures, pictures of the korean fake. Talk to them sweet and then emotionally shame them.

My tactic is to shame them how they don't respect me as a man, just because I am "asian", I want to be pervert too etc things like that. Usually they say, "Of course sorry, you are a man. I respect you. Tell me what to do and I will do it. Please ^^"

>>71961705
>but on similar app
whats the name of this one

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>>71961876
I actually don't want to post it haha. Like 500 girls contact me weekly. And they don't question that I am fake at all. It's way too easy without you guys joining in.

Jesus christ you guys are fucking pathetic.

>>71962135
t. jawbrah

>>71962083
dont be silly m8, theres only 43 of us thats posted in this thread

>>71962135

No... you..

>>71962083
Hello talk?

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>mfw slowly building a harem of international qts

>>71962206
No mate, another german faggot ruined a girl on interpals already. He was using a fake and then added a girl on his skype which had german words in it. Tell me how weird it is if you think someone that speaks ruines invites you on skype with german language? And she was hot, she demanded to cam with me all the time. I had to delete her.

What is even the point of catfishing nudes? There is zero excitement in that because the girl doesn't even desire you, just someone who she thinks is you. Now getting lewds as yourself on regular is extremely validating.

Any black qts? (no muslims)

>>71962946

Fuck off racist

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>>71962973

>Didn't want to get a Korean qt
>Started talking to nice girl from France
>Really sweet, seems to genuinely care, is interesting to talk to
>She's Korean

fug :DDDDD

>>71953274
>korean gf

Rather kill my self

Is Korea an easy place for qts that like whites?

I've never done this shit before and Im seriously considering it. All the Koreans here in toronto only want Korean guys.

Give me a quick rundown on this shit bros.

>>71964266
Yellow fever is for fags

>>71964266
>be an attractive white male
>fuck any nationality, ethnicity or race
That's basically it.

The fuck is this shit

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Well this is confusing. Basically French QT was telling me yesterday one of her male friends had been drunkenly texting her and it was really awkward. So I asked her about it today and her and get this response.

It's really confusing talking to girls with flirty personalities. I can't read them.

>>71962340
Kek no. It's retarded.

>>71965845
KEKED
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C
K
E
D

>>71965845

Update to this:

I guess I misread, or she mistyped. Perhaps she used the wrong wording. Because I made a joke about it, and she denied having a crush on him

>>71965982
She uses French syntax when she writes in English (as most French people would do).
Like and love are the same word in French. One would learn "aime bien" for like and "aime" for love.
It's not ambiguous compared to English, or it would be hinted heavily in the context.

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Were is Bruno?

>>71966939
slaying some puccini senpai
>TRUST me

>>71967101
>no extra flags
No, I can't trust you Zlatan

>>71967204
>you CANNOT resist the virile Balkan male

>>71966817

Yeah I guess. After I made a joke about it, she said that she could never date someone like him because of his personality. He's in her group of friends and he always talks about sex, which she thinks is annoying.

>>71967266

Why do you think you qualify Ante ?

>>71967750
>he doesn't know essential /cp/ discord memes

>>71967811

The discord kind of sucks Tbh

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>tfw no qt balkan friend who sends me voice msgs and to just talk to everyday and play vidya with

why even live? this is bullshit, never had a chance to begin with

I found an asian feminazi qt.
She wants bwc like crazy what do?

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Do not make fake korean profile, you cucks

>>71968089

Ex-yu people, best people

>>71967811
I don't know shit senpai, I just shitpost here.
Was there yesterday, got some nice music though

>>71967811
......

>>71968161
Mr korean-sama
How do i woo korean qts?

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>>71961876
>>71962206
>>71962340
The Dutch cuck is saying about Meeff i guess.
there are literally tons of Brazilians here.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.noyesrun.meeff.kr&hl=ko

>>71968281
post your face then i'll tell you the secrets.

>>71968482
Oi youll find me on ip and ruin me game bro

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>>71968239
uđi u discord komšija

>>71968263
I miss you Bruno bb

>>71968738
im not bruno, fuck off

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>>71968951
too simple

>>71968690
možda kasnije malo komšija :)

Ako se sećam naloga hahaha

Koji si ti tamo ?

>>71968951
>>71969362
Why are you making Bruno angry ?

>>71969961
>>71969961
because he cannot resist VIRILE southern male

>>71969961
reci kada hoćeš invite

>>71970093
Jawohl mein kamerad

mada trebalo bi da imam, ako se sećam naloga valjda ?

>>71970174
https://discord.gg/dxbCz
možeš s mailom

I think I totally just friendzoned myself. But, whatever

>>71970174
i guarantee you'll leave in 2 days

>>71970323
not pilot bro right?

>>71970952

That would be me.

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Oh my god... how are so many Polish QTs so based?

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>>71971140

I have so many korean qts i cant tell if theyre catfish anymore wtf, is this one real?
The ree seems like one of you guys

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>>71971140
>>71971229
You know what to do.

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>>71971479

>>71971037
what happened? thought you werent worried about it

>>71971229
shame she has contact lenses

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>>71958616
We all gonna make it bros, just not by pitting ourselves

>>71971624
They look real joao

According to my local news there's 134 Syrian refugees in my city and from the news report they showed it looked like a good chunk of them were female.
The bad news is they're all fucking hijab wearing muslim piece of shit.
>tfw you will never have qt syrian refugee gf

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>that one qt that always sends you walls of text

>>71971624

>what happened? thought you werent worried about it

Actually disregard what I just said. I recovered myself and just pretty much told me she liked me without saying it.

>shame contact lenses

Dude I don't care, she's fucking cute

>>71972269
I always send walls of text, kek

>write 10/10 Korean qt about the literature on her profile
>actually responds back
>her English is so broken that I can't tell if she only understands half of what I am saying, or none at all
>two ;) faces in her short response

On the one hand, feels like I'm making it since she's obviously into me, but damn is it going to be painful to try to have a meaningful conversation while dealing with this ultra-basic English.

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>>71972476
she stopped answering for 28 days, turns out she's likes me a LOT and wanted to have a relationship with me, told her I liked her but didn't feel the same yet she still wants to sext.

>>71972476
>but damn is it going to be painful to try to have a meaningful conversation while dealing with this ultra-basic English.
This is why Asian girls are shit tier.

>>71972738
Thats why i go after top teir Malaysians

40 views today not bad

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>>71970174
>Jawohl mein kamerad

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>>71970174
She answered me today.
Let's call her brazil-bae or some shit, btw.

whats the story lads, anyone in ireland wanna hang out

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:(

FIFTEEN GUYS
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G
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S

>>71973415
At least you broke the streak :)

Say
I also like being done a lot on my free day.

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>Day 2 of ignoring my qt and hoping she messages me

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>>71973415
100% Autismus uezs

>>71973913
lmao I forgot about him. Wonder what happened to the cuck.
>s-she's not a slut guys

>>71973913

I miss him

>>71973913
>>71975597
>>71974379
What happened lmao

>>71975692
Some US military guy that was stationed in Lithuania had a Brazilian "qt" that slept with what she told him was 15 guys(it was probably way more than that) and then it became a meme here for the longest time.

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>>71975846
Damn.

>>71975692

I think the whole story is in the Mega on the OP

The damn site is showing me as offline again. For fucks sake. Probably part of the reason why I'm not getting views and messages though.

>>71976472
that or because you're a fugly cunt

>>71977096
In all honesty it's probably a combination of both, although the last time I updated my picture I got like 70 views in one day.

>>71977177
A good profile picture and a good profile altogether can definitely make up for fugliness

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>tfw chatting with the based polish girl from yesterday

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>this is how you talk to a retarded kpopper

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>>71977735
kek, fucking retarded kpoppers

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>>71977735
P-Please post the video

>>71973423
fuck off mctaig

>>71976472
>>71977345
Ok heres what I have to do with you:
go take a photo of some dough if you have it
go post some pic of you or when you got out, had fun and had a life
call someone to your place and take a pic, having some company will be pleasant to you but you have none of these things i mentioned we all know that
Yes i fuck, and sex is something pretty good, relfection of a fucking manhood and pleasant, did you ever fucked anything other than a bagel? Do you know to fuck, do you have the balls to fuck, to make a move on a chick? Show some picture, or at leas your calls or messages with a female, i know you dont have any.
I eat what i want to eat because i can afford it, whats wrong with that, its good for me but no for you because you cant, go order some food for 10 euros i will strean myself doing push-ups naked and jumping like a monkey, but you dont have it, we all know it, YOU know it ffs!
And how are you not a loser and why i shouldnt look at you like you're some sissy? Tell me how, tell me sincerely.
Only today i had conversations with girls you could litterally dream of for rest of your life, not because im a le man le womanizer le look at me but because a im a man and they appreciate me for lots of things.
I even screenshotted that. But it is funny for me to give you links and pics of women that are "known" beautiful, smart, young, videos from tv and rest where they talk to me when you and those other guys will write to them something stupid, i mean, you will make fools out of yourselves and some complications for me.
You will then just repeat that im butthurt, lame and other, you fucking slimey internet sissy.

Question, should i tick these options or just leave em empty
Romance /flirting
Relationship

>>71977868
I just ticked every option.

>>71977735
I know it's a numbers game so, what is your actual success rate with nudes? 1 per ten girls messaging?

>>71973981
She's probably chatting with some other dude,at least i got pulled that on me i dropped her faster than my balls at 14

>>71977735
>kkk
kek dont they notice that no one else expect brazilians do that?

>>71977837
he never does ;_; only screenshorts

>>71978331
>only screenshorts
Good enough.

>>71977837
maybe
>>71978243
True, it depends. Turkish girls are hard. Yeah many of them are plenty koreaboos, but MUH RELIGION. etc

>>71978331
Not only Brazillians do it, retarded koreans do it too. I learned it on interpals haha.

>>71978331
And dude I posted lots of time. You begged me for that norwegian girl. Didnt I deliver? And when you guys said about that turkish girl, married russian girl etc. I deliverd lots of times man.

>>71978771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

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>>71978771
w...what are your secrets senpai please teach me my fietsfriend

>>71978771
>face
>asshole

This is like prime blackmail material. Lmao. Did you ever use it as a leverage for something? Or is it only sweet talk?

>>71978771
i begged? sure you gave us screenshots, never vids

>>71979267
posted lots of times man. Maybe you are new here, but I posted the vids.
>>71979081
The canadian is better than me. Sadboys is on another level

>>71979092
Nah I never bm.

Also I just told he to these positions like I did with that married russian girl
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/47/7b/94/477b94eb6cccd7936cb13c55e70218e1.jpg

That absolutely slut is doing it now, but she is hairy now. So not gonna post it.

Guys with korean fakes are doing a service to the world desu. Make these girls think korean men are disgusting perverts so it cures their koreaboo shit.

>>71979952
i've been here for almost 2 years, you probably posted on a thread that I didn't check

>>71980015
>korean men are disgusting perverts

they're not though. that's the japanese

>>71980385
Doesn't matter, we want the koreaboos to think this so they stop being koreaboos.

>>71981182
ew wtf. let korea take all of them. if anything it's doing the west a favor

>>71981182
I've had enough of you fake chad
enjoy your ban

>>71981182
qt asshole

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>>71977354
What was her name again? Pretty sure I can pull her from you with my mega autism

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Do these bishes have automessage on or something? so many times i get a message when i view a profile but then no replies thereafter.

>>71943357
only turks theyre pretty sexually repressed and appear to fetishize blue eyes and blonde hair i dont think i would even try to get nudes from an arab country, would be too scared of the girl getting harmed by her family

Check out this qt
>/The_Jude

>>71987202
>/The_Jude

Careful not to cut yourself on that edge though

God dammit why are Poles so hot

>>71987970

Because slavic girls, best girls

>>71988087
*wend

>>71988199
lmao
please don't summon the polish autist in this thread too

>>71988284

Drop a beat DJ Serb

>>71989900
>>71989900
>>71989900

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