/brit/

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cara

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crayon pop

>de gay

maisie

>>54075816 slag

>>54075816
I DONT WANNA FEEL BLUE
ANYMORE
BLUEEEEEE

Here she is

http://strawpoll.me/6629119

http://strawpoll.me/6629119

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>communism doesn't work

Lads can you get arrested/sued for torrenting a film

On the comments of a film I want to torrent and there are some people saying that several got sued for downloading that specific torrent.

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Kyary (me on the right)

>>54075929
autism.

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>The Soviet Union, China, North Korea?
>yeah, all shining beacons of civilization, all thanks to communism

>>54075974
me under the dress (not in shot)

>>54075929
grow up

>>54075929
your webm is yank tier, you're just as bad

janny's going to do his nut in

>>54075945
I said, all the ISP can do is send you letters telling you to stop it.

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http://strawpoll.me/6629170
http://strawpoll.me/6629170
http://strawpoll.me/6629170
http://strawpoll.me/6629170

>>54075929
New thread autism is the worst type of autism.

Fuck off back to /r/WittyBanter

Considering spending the evening having a virtual clear-out and 'upgrading' to windows 10.

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Cornwall should be a country like Wales.
It was never officially incorporated into England.

>>54076146
celtic union when

All of you unpatriotic cunts unironically posting in this yank thread are obviously pakis

>>54075884
>>54075884
>>54075884

>>54076146
too long ago mate, might as well have Sussex, Essex and Kent too, they all had Kings.

>>54076216
>wahh my thread was late and now nobody's posting in it
>i'll just be super autistic about it instead of not giving a shit about something so fucking trivial
nice

>>54076216
hello reddit

>>54076216
>accuses others of being pakis
>implying pakis and other shitskins don't love "lovely" fat arses
you're the real paki, paki

>>54076371
funny thing is he has no problem with any other country making an edition apart from americans

such autism

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FUCKING

MCNULTY

>>54075816
She has the face of someone who has sucked at least a thousand dicks

>>54076432
>>54076371
>>54076297
>>54076291
Look how good it is going compared to yours

Fat fingers can't keep up?

>>54076525
And still not yours :^]

>>54076525
literally how can you tell?
>>54076561
only because there happened to spark an argument in there, you fucking turbosperg

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>>54076514
>he wouldnt shag Mcnulty

>>54075903

I think Froot is her best album so far. Even pitchfags agree.

>>54076672
>I hliterally how can you tell?
I have the same face (yes, I'm a girl)

>>54076749
have you sucked a thousand dicks?
Would you like to suck a thousand and one?

>>54076781
No, I don't like Americans

>>54076835
Cut dicks are gross

I understand

>>54076860
>Cut dicks are gross
Agreed

>>54076860

you know what's gross? you with your clothes off.

no wonder no girl wants to shag you.

>>54077014
Shame I am a girl that's straight so I don't want no other girl shagging me

SKOOOOOOOOOOTLAND FEREVER AM I RIGHT LADS? LETS CUT DOWN DE ENGLISH OPPRESORS AND DRIVE THEM ALL TO IREEEELAND FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM

>>54077147
FOY

>>54076525
all mine btw

>>54077068
>>54077068

I thought all the women in the uk were dykes.

>>54077147
t. Youtube comment

>>54077320
I thought Canadians were meant to be funny?

>>54077321
wot

>>54077387

You thought wrong.

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>>54077253
>Marina has sucked Paddy's dick a thousand times

Marina confirmed as being absolute garbage

>>54077541
so has your aul one though

>>54077602
How?

She's been dead for twenty years

>>54077068
>I am a girl

Sure you are m8

>>54077721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CnxkZvnjBs

>>54077675
I'm 22

>>54077778
wew are you chubby?

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>>54077807

>>54077915
No

>>54077778
Why do you come to /brit/? I can't imagine why any girl would want to come here desu

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Doing a lasagne

>>54078007
I'm bored
Facebook/twitter/IG don't humour me like you all do

>>54075884
>>54075884
>>54075884

we're all in here you melts

>>54077961
shame

>>54078200
We're posting in both, you mentally deficient twat

poo

>>54075998
not real communism la

imagine some cosmic ray zaps your brain and you wake up as a super genius with a comprehensive understanding of physics and engineering

what do?

>>54078401
delete this

>>54077778
are you pre-op? how long on hrt?

>>54078431
Build a robot gf to fuck

>>54078431
have a wank

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the man
the myth
the legend

https://twitter.com/Frances_Coppola/status/690844408951001089

>>54078516
CUTE

CUTE HE IS

>>54078516
I bet he's drowning in clunge juice

JANITOR SAVE US

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As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding.

might get a kfc cos im feeling lonely and a bit sad

>>54078631
funny thing is wales is probably making those statistics seem more white

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How can anyone deny that leftism is a mental illness?

cum on jani dont fail me now

exhaustive list of worthwhile activities:

-lifting weights
-cardio
-martial arts/sports in general
-reading great works of literature or philosophy
-studying history
-going to museums, symphonies, operas or serious plays
-watching intelligent films
-taking long reflective walks
-camping or hiking
-traveling
-photography, painting, musical instruments or other interesting hobbies
-working towards a proper career
-socialising

Why try, bathe in cyanide
Mind's eye, decide we all die high
Surprise, let it off like a bass cannon
Mistakes happen, we stay clapping in Manhattan
We like King Kong, kind with gorilla ish
Shifting business, bear witness
Breaking down, a means to an end
Running high when we're out for revenge

>>54078537
Who is this old hag

>>54078631
Are you mad, literally mad?

>>54078540
In my experience, yep
My mum is mixed (but still pretty light skinned for a mixed person) and my dad is white so I'm dark, but not that dark. I would still fit in Southern Europe.
Only time I would get called paki at school was from the kids who lived on bennies

>>54078516
Have to applaud him for sticking with it through all the banter he gets

>>54078665
Remove this libel

The problem with Thatcherism is that eventually selling your soul for money isn't worth it

Reminder that Cuba has the most advanced healthcare system in the world, no homelessness, full employment, tiny levels of poverty & high educational standards

>>54078696
fuck off paki

t. not on bennies

>>54078688
>been
>their

>>54078665

all me desu. Paid Rasheed to grab some womans bum for me

>>54078670
>no studying other languages
fucking dropped

>>54078688
>british wiggers

>>54078647
y r u sad

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>How can anyone deny that leftism is a mental illness?

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Kpop

>>54078760
>done
>that

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Why do people often laugh off illuminati evidence yet never can prove it wrong?

>It's just a coincidence, just christians spouting nonsense in order to scare you!

asalaamu alaykum brothers and sisters, my name is rasheed. please ask me anything

>>54078763
Devilish Rorke

>>54078783
cos im lonely i guess

>>54078769
subsumed under both reading great works and traveling

>>54078807
good post

>>54078825
mighty bucket for one seems appropriate lad

odds I dash to the shops and get alcohol and drink it all on the way home like the degenerate alcoholic runt I am

Evens I stay indoors and fight my cravings like the degenerate alcoholic runt I am

are there people in /brit/ so young they have no memory of when diana died?

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metro boomin want some more nigga

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>>54078805

>>54078825
is this ky or dormant

>>54078899
its me

How do you pronounce "good"

>"high quality" vodka

Is this the most meme alcohol out there?

Vodka is pure ethanol mixed with pure water. I don't see how you could have a higher quality of either.

>>54078917
i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

>>54075838
>>54075839
Get the FUCK out of my thread, you faggots.
I won't say this again. I have ways of making you regret pissing me off...

>>54078869
was thinking wicked zinger box meal 2bh

>>54078899
this is ronnie pickering

>>54078886
Who?

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thinking about a life not lived desu

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>I won't say this again. I have ways of making you regret pissing me off...

>>54078960
>faggots
fuck off yank

>>54078886
I'm 23 but don't remember it. Apparently my Dad had to take me out the room when it was announced though because I was giggling like a madman which was distressing my mum as she was crying (I was an edgelord even back then)

>>54078922
my friend from Kazakhstan assures me you can

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did lucy cum?

ive got a dismal old cold lads im sneezing and sniffing and making "urghhh" sort of sighs every few minutes and sweating like a sweaty pig and all

>>54078922
low quality vodka tastes like paint thinner

>>54078956
u calling me fat

>>54078886
Diana Ross is still alive though

I could go an hour on this beat nigga!

>>54079034
>sweating like a sweaty pig
pottery

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rate

>>54078922
Only C2H6O and H20 are allowed in the bottle

>>54079034
n-no

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>>54078960

am I fat lads?

15 stone at 5'11"

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Results are in, just nabbed this off Reuters newswire.

>>54079056
cute/10 and a nice hint of cleavage, any other photos to show off those baps?

>>54079078
yes

>>54079078
wew

>>54079063
*sheathes katana*

>>54079078
yes

>>54078922
By not having impurities you mollusc

>>54079104
safe g

>>54078917
ah i see

*completely ignores post*

>tfw there are so many songs, films and series out there that you would absolutely love but they would lie there forever, undiscovered

>>54079057
That's whats in every vodka bottle. That's literally the ingredients that make vodka.

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>it only gets worse

>>54079078
Wtf is a stone?
You gay nigga?

>>54079078
do you lift?

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Charli XCX un ironically used to be a talented singer
True Romance was great

>>54079084
The UKIP 2015 manifesto was an absolute meme manifesto desu

>>54079057
>H20

>>54079078
By about 4 stone

>>54079125
its not fucking me you lancy twat

>>54079149
ill not hear another word against are shazza

>vodka is made by mixing pure ethanol and water in a bottle

>>54079140
Yes but my lifts are shite

>>54079138
FOY

>>54079137
Only if you let it

>>54079164
>>>/reddit/

>>54079196
>ill not hear another word against are shazza
what

>>54078886

I was 8. told my parents i didn't care and they were outraged,

i still don't care. fucking coalburner.

>>54079240
JOY

did some charity today for the kids
but it wasn't charity
I saw it with clarity
the severity of the matter is

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>tfw can only bench 10kg (on each side)

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>>54079170
>By about 4 stone
this man is 23 stone at 5'11
is he fat?

>>54079078
Yes, very fat. unless you're SWOLE, JOOCY AND RIPPED as fuck.

>>>/fit/

Read the sticky, then read it again.

hello from the other side

>>54078670
Notice that video games or watching anime isn't in there, to all you fucking virgin losers

>>54079269
yes

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>Preferable English tenant due to past experiences.

>>54079260
say 40kg then you melon
jesus
>>54079307
dank meme friend :^)

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I done did a lot of shit just to live this here liiiifestyyylllee
>>54079243
backstory? I sense the potential for many feels

>>54079243
Show some fucking respect to your mother you neet cunt

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>Notice that video games or watching anime isn't in there, to all you fucking virgin losers

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>I'm a backwards inbred fucking faggot who still loves my country's monarchy and willing spend billions of tax dollars on a "royal family," who are just glorified Kardashians
>waaaaaaaaaaaah why doesn't anyone respect """""""""""""""""""""Great""""""""""""""""""" Britain?!?!? :^(

You're pathetic. I pity your miserable existence.

>>54079269
Very
Also ugly

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>>54079094

she usually hides them away unfortunately

can't even bench 100kg lads

>>54078670
>no cycling
>no gardening

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>/fit/ is here
>/sp/ is here
>/pol/ is here
>/tv/ is here
>/a/ is here
FUCK OFF

do private landlords accept people who are in receipt of housing benefit?

>>54079380
this

>>54079269
wayyy fatty fatty boom boom
*he gets nervous and fumbles his big weights*
haha wayyyyyy he fell ova
*he starts to cry*
oh give over u big old baby *smacks his arse* ooh hehe very firm like a crisp old plum hehehe *squeezes his bum bum* go on knock em dead champ *does a double take* wh-WHAAA!!!!!!!!! *starts punching myself in the temple* FUCK OFF YANK HAHA!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54078991
Stop, you were never going to live it anyway. Amor fati lad.

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>>54079339
black

president

>>54079309
>Re: Your policy towards non-English tenants
>Dear/sir Madam,
>2 0 1 6
>0
>1
>6
>Regards, anon

exhaustive list of worthwhile activities:

-lifting weights
-cardio
-martial arts/sports in general
-reading great works of literature or philosophy
-studying history
-going to museums, symphonies, operas or serious plays
-watching intelligent films
-taking long reflective walks
-camping or hiking
-traveling
-playing vidya
-photography, painting, musical instruments or other interesting hobbies
-working towards a proper career
-watching anime
-socialising

>>54079386
>Do business people accept free money?
Yes

>>54079342
what a shame, they look so nice

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>You're pathetic. I pity your miserable existence.

>>54079339

this desu

>>54079339
rasheed

>>54079380
all me

Got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham

>>54079371
>>no cycling
subsumed under both cardio and sports in general
>>no gardening
subsumed under interesting hobbies

find it hard to white girl music

>>54079196
so easely trickd lolmayo

>>54079420
>watching anime

Ya blew it, completely and utterly.

just successfully completed a small cry

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>>54079339
Fight me irl

>>54078886
Can't comprehend why a beautiful, blonde English rose with Royal blood would go anywhere near a stinky, ugly, fat, middle-aged paki rasheed doctor.

Psycho race traitor. Then she married a fucking muslim.

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ken fuckin baw bags chattin pish haw ken dinnae ken wen aw b hame for dinner haw aye way wind yer
neck in ya bampots pure steesher hangin oot ma arse i swear tae fuck haw u gettin wide wi me big
yin dont be gettin bold i swear hahahahaha

>>54079484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmDr54sfO8I

>>54079420
In order of how I prioritise them
>-working towards a proper career
>-cardio
>-playing vidya
>-studying history
>-going to museums, symphonies, operas or serious plays
>-reading great works of literature or philosophy
>-watching intelligent films
>-socialising
>-traveling
>-watching anime
>-martial arts/sports in general
>-lifting weights
>-taking long reflective walks
>-camping or hiking
>-photography, painting, musical instruments or other interesting hobbies

>>54079420
>symphonies, operas or serious plays
>intelligent films
>great works of literature or philosophy

lol no

>>54079420
>no wanking

>>54079501
Haven't cried in a long long time desu

Maybe it would be cathartic. Think I'm emotionally stunted though lmao.

>>54079386
Yeah, some might be picky though if they specifically ask you.
I had a job when I took on my place, quit my job and was NEET for like 2 years.
Received housing bennies for that entire time and my landlord didn't know - didn't care.
Got another job, continued paying rent and he knows no different.

>>54078922
>>54079057
>>54079134


>he can afford to drink alcohol that isn't made by putting apple cores inside your radiator then draining the radiators a month later and drinking it


fuck off bill gates!!!!!!!

>>54079511
what are you on about
charles wasn't a paki

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>symphonies, operas or serious plays

just lost my best player on footy manager lads

>wayyy fatty fatty boom boom
>*he gets nervous and fumbles his big weights*
>haha wayyyyyy he fell ova
>*he starts to cry*
>oh give over u big old baby *smacks his arse* ooh hehe very firm like a crisp old plum hehehe *squeezes his bum bum* go on knock em dead champ *does a double take* wh-WHAAA!!!!!!!!! *starts punching myself in the temple* FUCK OFF YANK HAHA!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did she mean by this?

>>54079599
me on the right, lost some weight before the pic haha

wish someone would carpetbomb the calais camp

>>54079599
nice tie

Do you think IPSOS Mori/YouGov/Ashecroft would value my experience conducting polls on /brit/? Not sure whether to include it on my cover letter.

>>54079556
private rent is much more expensive. do you get HB for the whole thing?. what is that? like 1400 a fortnight

Ripped a huge bit of skin off my hand doing farmer's walks last week and it still canes when I try to deadlift. Annoyed desu

>>54079518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve1889zS030

Tonight I am not putting the French flag over my profile picture - I am changing it to a picture of our beautiful planet Earth because I'm not just praying for Paris, I'm praying for everyone who suffers at the hands of the evil that unfortunately lies out there.

This is not a moment to launch a campaign of hatred against one group, or remember one group over another in our prayers or thoughts. This is a time when we must join together and help heal wounds, not deepen them.

Bad things happen daily, and not one is worse than another, but as humanity we are strong and we will triumph over the bad like we always do.

To everyone hurting out there, I'm thinking of you and send my deepest condolences. And to those who want to do something in reaction - spread love, not hate.

>>54079056
Yummy boobs she's got there, she'll have a lucky boyfriend

People I hate:

>blacks
>jews
>feminists
>women
>socialists
>liberals
>marxists
>communists
>faggots
>bisexuals
>transgender
>degenerates
>liberal art students
>anyone who isn't interested in lifting weights
>skinny people
>fat people
>skinnyfat people
>people who read books
>people who think there's more to life than money
>people who believe in love
>people who think women are as good as men
>guys who don't cheat on their gf when they get the opportunity and she won't find out anyway
>libertarians
>existentialists
>post-structuralists
>structuralists
>philosophers
>poets
>novelists
>faggy painters
>faggy musicians
>egalitarians
>anarchists
>pacifists
>cuckolds
>people who don't mind interracial relationships
>people who drink
>people who smoke
>people who eat unhealthy
>men who cry
>vulnerable people
>handicapped people
>poor people
>unemployed people
>people who don't own weapons
>people who do not take enjoyment from violence done to minorities
>'men' who wear cardigans
>men who care about fashion
>men who care about women's emotions
>vegetarians
>vegans
>theatre faggots
>opera faggots
>ballet faggots
>Swedes
>Muslims
>Arabs
>Asians
>Eskimos
>native Americans
>Indians
>non-blue eyed people
>manlets
>men without a huge jaw
>men with low test

Favourite bit of a roast dinner?

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might watch a zoe kazan film

no clue what she does

get me 'UNDRED FAGS

>>54079622
literally me when i was 14 haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJJyFrnOANQ

>>54079651
How though? Based exercise desu.

>>54079671
all me

>>54079671
>>Eskimos

but why

>>54079671
same

>>54079671
Is this in order?

>>54079671
good post

>min wage going up to £7.20

Nice can't wait till everything gets more expensive!

just fingered a peng ting AMA

>>54079677
>roast dinner

rorke

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>>54078665
lel

>>54079671
you're a sad, sad little man

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>drinking and smoking are the hallmark of an utter plebian. a refined gentleman such as myself would never lower himself to such standards

>>54079420
fuck off paki

>>54079734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNjWpZmxDgg

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"i can't afford to eat healthy"

this cost 47p

just realised Lana Del Ray was blacked hahahaha

>>54079688
>How though? Based exercise desu.
Just ripped some callouses off. I got up to 130kg/hand for 15m (10kg over my previous PB), put the handles down and my right hand was covered in blood

People I hate:
>Anyone not watching this absolute banger of an Attenborough documentary on at the moment about dinosaurs

>>54079648
No, housing benefit only covered half.
Used basically all my savings covering the other half from my previous job.

In retrospect, I shouldn't have become a NEET and everything would've been gravy but depression is a bitch eh

>>54079789
It looks it

>>54079789
>stick in a few ridiculously thick cucumber slices
>'''''''''''''''healthy'''''''''''''''
fuck off povvo cunt

>m8 is about to call me to discuss booking the lads holiday flights and im on a massive comedown and really cant even muster the social energy needed for a phone conversation

kill me lads

>>54079767
Can I sniff your fingers haha

>>54079671
Rasheed

>>54079789
That's not healthy

>>54079789
>Cucumber on beans on toast

You can also eat healthy for cheap without having to eat runt-fodder like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPHw0wzDCpg

best scene out of the entire prequels desu

>>54079789
>time: a user's guide

2deep4me

>>54079858
Fuck off druggie

>>54079677

roast parsnips

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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

MAY ALL REPUBLICANS AND ANTI-MONARCHIST DIE IN A FIRE

>>54079671
So in other words you're an edgy paki

>>54079333
some yank posted it
its something like he was supposed to go out with this girl Lucy in his class and his mother was really happy for him and then she slept in and didn't meet him

>>54079709
They're all alcoholic welfare leeches who go around stabbing people and breaking into their homes

>>54079858
Patch him through to me laddo, I'll deal with it.

Marina DEE MAN DIS is awful

JUST AWFUL SHE IS!

ethan hawk just got a kiss from emma watson

>>54079917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KVIfpNG4w

>>54079951
alright lad, cheers appreciate it x

my powerlifting total is a pitiful 900lbs

there are dozens of men who can deadlift more than that

What if you accidently ate human meat and it turned out to be pretty good

>>54079917
should have all just shot him at the start as soon as the doors opened

>>54079917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCuUIkEtJjo

this scene 2bh

>>54079805
Never done farmers walks 2bh, heard they're good for getting big forearms

Do you just pick up something heavy and hold it? Do you literally walk around?

>>54079825
are you sure it was depression or were you just a bit down and uninspired about your living situation?

>>54079997
ur mum ate my human meat lad waheeey

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>>54079936
>roast parsnips

i'm a badboy and i know why
i get mad cuz i said i won't cry
and the pain runs deeper than the blue sea
but the tears they will never run dry

i FUCKING HATE MY UGLY FACE SO MUCH IM CHEWING GLASS BOTTLES ATM MIGHT CHEW THE PACK OF RAZOR BLADES NEXT

>>54079917
really reckon they shouldnt have killed off darth maul straight away and just had him as the main villain throughout the prequels and binned count pooku

>tfw no manlet leverages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktDvrxWJzi0

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>really reckon they shouldnt have killed off darth maul straight away and just had him as the main villain throughout the prequels and binned count pooku

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>I powerlift

Do you think dwarves fuck human women?

Doing a nostalgia over old cartoons

>biker mice from mars
>tiny toon adventures
>sharkey and george
>captain planet
>bucky O'Hare
>the racoons
>stressed eric
>ninja turtles
>talespin
>animaniacs
>ren and stimpy
>the family ness
>the trap door

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>"All aboard the banter bus niggers, we're taking this show underwater"

>>54080084
>literally me when I have to carry this entire general

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>>54079599

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THIS IS VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT

http://strawpoll.me/6630035

http://strawpoll.me/6630035

WEW


http://strawpoll.me/6630035

http://strawpoll.me/6630035

http://strawpoll.me/6630035

>>54080155
just how old are you
honestly the only one of these i've ever heard of is ninja turtles

>>54080178
neither

>>54080155
Never heard of any of these. kek, fuck off grandad

>>54080177
w e w

>>54080147
no, women won't fuck anyone under 6 foot

>>54080066
you are cute :3

>>54080046
Nothing fedora about parsnips, fuck off

protip: women aren't interested in guys with small traps. do your shrugs.

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>>54080016
>heard they're good for getting big forearms
you heard correctly.
>Do you just pick up something heavy and hold it?
the best implements are pic related but most gyms won't have them/somewhere to do them. Dumbells are okay but obviously limiting in terms of weight, and the balance is much different to with a large implement.
>Do you literally walk around
a straight line is generally best. I like doing a lot of heavy, fairly short distance walks.

>communists still exist

wew

>>54080167
>me and the lads with your mum on Friday night

>>54080010
I like the part where he slaughters the children
Good bit of banter that haha

>>54079251
Underrated post done a laugh at it

>>54080211
>>54080215
I'm 28, fuck off schoolchildren

>>54080155
DON'T YOU OPEN THAT TRAP DOOR

YOU'RE A FOOL IF YOU DARE

thanks for reminding me of that show's existence

>>54079938

argentina is fucking hilarious

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>>54080178

>tfw she retired

still gutted

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ex wife just sent me this

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>it's sunday

>>54080084
Ed Coan was built for deadlifting. He only had to move it like a foot.

>>54080155

>bucky o'hare
>biker mice from mars

GOAT kids cartoons

>>54080251
it's the millennials

>>54080010
why do the clone troopers have the same accent as Jango Fett?
Wouldn't they have a Kamino accent?

>>54080178
>ywn run into Susanna Reid at a hotel bar and take her back to your room

WAKE ME UP

>>54080229
Sprouts and roast parsnips are fedora tier.

New bread?

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/489690/Geordie-Shore-Gaz-Beadle-white-powder-video

L A D

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>>54080215
>>54080211
>never heard of Talespin
wut?