give me one reason why you haven't killed yourself yet
My family don't deserve that pain (yet)
going to make sure i die in a way that the coroner records death by misadventure or open verdict, might be less painful for my family if they think i died by accident
Just bought my first smartphone lads.
Tbh I'll only be using it for making bitcoin transactions on the move.
I have been trained in your Jedi Arts
r8 my OC poetry
Here are two that I've written.
"The beast in me is held by frayed and fumbled hands
Stopped from destruction, the despoilment of the land
By fragile bonds and withered restraints.
The beast in me, makes me feel faint
Roars and rages, rends my soul
Leaving the land of my mind, scorched black like coal,
It rears its head, beginning again,
The cycle of hurt and torture
It lifts its hirsute arms,
Plunging them into the fabric of my being
It snarls, and growls
Leaving my consciousness foul
The beast in me.
People don’t know
It has control
It moves my limbs,
Of anger, and violence
Shake the ground,
The beast begins to pound.
Striding ahead, it looks at every foe
Rips them, destroys them.
It cannot be controlled
The beast in me."
Here's the second one.
"A year of my life
I gave in pursuit of you
Your approval was what I sought
Your love, is why I fought
But your intentions were laid bare
My idealistic idea of us
Your shimmering hair
Entrapped me, left me vulnerable
To your wiles
My love and dedication
I freely offered these
But your flirtatiousness was a fabrication
You spun your web of lies
To trap me and drain me of my will
The sight of you sent a chill
Running down my back
But your intentions laid bare
Left all clear to me
I was mistaken
To place you in that high seat of idolatry
But now my mind is clear
Free from the venom of the snake
That is you
Your intentions laid bare."
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KEV HAS A SWEATY FACE
CAN OBSERVE THE WEATHER WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND WALK TOWARDS THE CAMERA JUST FOR YOU
"ON MY WAY HOME FROM DUBLIN", THAT'S WHAT HE'D SAY
THIS CRAZY KEV JUST HATES THIS MOHAI-MOTORWAY
>implying I have a gf
>implying women find me attractive enough prospect to want to date
>Lucky enough to be born Brit
>Wants to suicide
Where did you get this RARE BETH? Link to any social media pls
Some meme phone /g/ circlejerks
Our British friend has fallen for an American recommendation. It's not so cheap here.
>tfw was finally getting over her
>she wants to meet next week
>3 years pass since hearing from her
>start to get confidence back
>she calls me out of the blue
they sleep in the subway
seen some of them sleep down their in summer when it's at least 40 C down there, madmen
i've been to most major US cities and lots of european capitals and nowhere comes close to the amount of fucked up crazy homeless people that NYC had
I'm a virgin, disabled and would like to visit a prostitute
You may also want to look at The TLC Trust; a UK organisation that seeks to connect people with disabilities to sex workers. Tuppy Owens, TLC Trust's founder and sex therapist, said that each of the 100 sex workers listed on the website could be seeing around eight disabled clients a month.
Polaboo dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
He dreamed that love would never die
He prayed that (you)s would be flowing
Then he was young and unafraid
And posts were made and read and wasted
There was no bail to be paid
No song unsung, no milk un-pissed in
But the coppers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hopes apart
And they turn your dreams to shame
Still I dream she'd come to me
And we would live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
>tfw you deliberately act distant and she gets moody and annoyed that you're acting like you don't care
>the weekend is almost over
>still no Jennie text
IMPORTANT MATRIMONIAL POLL: How should that person deliver the ultimate gesture of love (a DeBeers sourced diamond)?
One time on facebook a girl posted a pic of herself with rayman from the playstation saying "i used to play this game it was so good!" and some autistic posted something along a lines of "I do wonder why women liked Rayman so much, is it due to the simple gameplay being easy to grasp so it doesn't over whelm them?" it was really cringe.
>weekend is almost over
>no grills have posted legs
>his country isn't overrun with giant arsed hispanic buttqueens
beth doing a sing song lids
audio here https://my.mixtape.moe/lvmuvc.mp4
I'm literally going to get the train down from edinburgh just to shag her desu
>gas jedi to death
>destroy what's left of them
bit ridiculous that this film gets such low of a score.
it's far from great but there way worse movies that deserve this score
reckon it's become fashionable to 'notice' emma's lack of acting talent even though likely those same people didn't want to believe it previously
no you stupid shit. if you have a gf you talk every day especially if it's a fairly new relationship.
>he doesn't send her a Good Morning text every day
emma's film career has went downhill worse than brendan fraser's lmao
she hasnt had a good role since arry potta
fuck OFF with your fake (new)s you stupid unbelievable cuckold bitch
Mum's taking ages to get ready to go out and me beer and cigs
Poleaboo realises the lack of (you)s is due to not replying to anyone but he can't find any posts in these threads worth replying to
It's just all gibberish
Almost as bad as trying to insert yourself into real world conversations
tfw will never be a 90s jap street racer with a qt yellow gf
don't ruin cossies for me please lad
rate me lunch
>tuna and southern fried fridge raider sandwich
>mr kiplings angel cake finger slice thing
>mr kiplings same thing but chocolate
>bunch of grapes
bit unhealthy iah
Car has 4 flats
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS???????????????
Nordic societies are fucked up
No one ever talks to each other it's considered extremely rude to speak to a stranger and the only way to meet new people is through mutual friends and even then people are very unfriendly
It's autistic as fuck
i dont get it, can she see more and thinks we are idiots for not knowing that or can she see as much as we can but thinks we are rude?
Blue moon you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
>Don't have flags but bucks where abouts are you lad?
ye that's the 2nd one >>54082113
Poleaboos new gimmick: Islamic State recruiter
Tall and tan and young and lovely,
The girl from Ipanema goes walking
Boss is sacking one of my staff for me tomorrow before I come into work.
r8 my apartment lads
right in the heart of bustling london city only £8000 p/m
literally just google search that pic, get her youtube, then google the name for linkdin, too easy to dox
anyway, she went to uni so she has guaranteed had at least 10 dicks inside her by now, if not more.
>I'm Beth, a management and languages student and lifestyle blogger who currently divides my time between my home in Northern Ireland and university in the North West of England.
>I began my blog Alphabeth in April 2014 as my own little platform where I could share my passions, thoughts and experiences with other bloggers. Despite the fact that my blog is still in it's very early days, I'm so thankful for how positive of an outlet it has been for me so far and for all of the lovely people who continue to support me every step of the way!
>As a means of adding a bit of structure and routine to the madness of student life, in January 2015 I decided to open The Alphabeth Shop and combine my love for crafting and creating with my love for books and literature. Initially I intended to focus mainly on bookmarks featuring quotes from some of my…
The only gift Poleaboo needs is the warmth of his dogs lovejuice coating the contours of his face
What can he say, he has never been a stickler for rules
Poleaboo says he would like to share pics
Is the Serriralad there?
I'm getting quotes for about £850 on this, but I assume it's a shit one
i give my parents money for food, and I give him a sodding LIST of ingredients I want them to buy me, as if I left it up to them they'd just buy read meals all the time
and they still don't fucking do it
buying my own food now, they can't be trusted
I am actually. Got 9.4/10 on Hot or Not when it was around, I get girls flirting, pulling me aside, yelling compliments in public, dropping napkins with numbers on my plate etc. It's only worthwhile if you have the social aptitude and status to make use of it. I'm poor and underemployed/undereducated, undersized mutilated benis, severely mentally ill so girls being attracted to me and flirting can't go anywhere because their interest evaporates when they find out I'm a shut-in loner without money who doesn't know how to date or have sex
Also, desperate and chubby girls are the first to approach you. For every 1 attractive girl who initiates, you will be cyberstalked, approached, begged and harassed by ugly/fat chicks. Quite a few girls aim well out of their league
Life is only as easy as your weakest link. Looks, money, status, popularity, education, nationality, height, voice aesthetics. Whichever one is the weakest will be your defining limit.
how can anyone compete, lads
1.8 sierras are dead as fuck, you want the 2.0 DOHC
you can get cossie rep sierras for £1600 but the ones under £1000 are just gonna be grandad cars
yeah just been in hospital for chewing razor blades
epic hoi noi broin coi meme