posting anything at the beginning of threads other than shitty gimmicks is utterly pointless. *scoffs*
We're not going to leave the EU are we lads.
Nothing ever changes. There's no happening. Plebs will always vote status quo.
Went for a bike ride to nearest small town lads. Popped into the shop to get some stuff, bloke on the till called me boss, dunno why, wasn't a paki btw. Also saw a black man which is a bit weird round here.
Said hello to many people as I passed them, one was a qt jogger, and she held open a gate for me and laughed and I thanked her. Also a milf smiled at me and said hi, and I saw her again on the way back and she said hello again. Didn't get my willy sucked though.
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>using prostitutes for "practice" sex
Getting experienced with nasty sex workers isn't something your future real human relationship would want. You get experience when you have emotions involved. What kind of baseless immoral logic goes on in some people's heads? This kind. Idiocy. Lack of concern for personal safety, and the kind of person who treats other humans like usable trash. Don't support an industry like this, a one founded on control, human trafficking, broken homes, broken lives, drugs, alcohol, dysfunction and rampant and secret spread of disease. Your "logic" supports all kinds of arguments, but it doesn't make you a person any quality relationship would like to know as a person.
Why do people often mock illuminati believers yet fail to prove them wrong?
>Getting experienced with nasty sex workers isn't something your future real human relationship would want. You get experience when you have emotions involved. What kind of baseless immoral logic goes on in some people's heads? This kind. Idiocy. Lack of concern for personal safety, and the kind of person who treats other humans like usable trash. Don't support an industry like this, a one founded on control, human trafficking, broken homes, broken lives, drugs, alcohol, dysfunction and rampant and secret spread of disease. Your "logic" supports all kinds of arguments, but it doesn't make you a person any quality relationship would like to know as a person
A lot of people here are saying you shouldn't be patriotic because your birth is an accident but you could say you're country being in it's shape is because of thousands of years of achievement of your ancestors.
Visiting chapel perilous tonight
>you will never walk through the streets of New York in the light rain, with your expensive jacket on, listening to music on your fresh new metal iPhone
>the people that non stop talk about the economic benefits of immigration are the same people that complain about evil capitalism and evil corporations
OOOFFFFFFF DOES ANYONE ELSE SMELL A MAHOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSIIIIIVEE POLL? OOOOFFTT
SMELLY BUT IMPORTANT POLL
VOTE OR BOWIE DIES
MUST VOTE OR FACE EVICTION TO LONDONSTAN
Awesome, chaotic, bustling, exciting, diverse. Everything on a grand scale. Every day is different. People are much more friendly than you expect in a big city.
Nowhere as claustrophobic as Hong Kong btw. That place is hellish.
Willing to bet mine supports my statuesque form better.
>you will never travel through America with a few good mates
I just want some chips, lads.
>tfw been wearing the same onesie and dressing gown for a week
>tfw whenever I go to the shops or pick up weed I just put sweatpants and a coat on over my dressing gown and onesie
haha life's good as a lazy NEET
can't decide if I want to get drunk tonight or not
I don't really enjoy it but the alternative is even more mind numbingly boring
Wish I had friends lol
*wipes away a tear as solitary as myself*
>I'm not a brit
off you trot I suppose then
I assume by chippy he means kebab shop, and he was banned for going there at the end of a student night out and drunkenly shouting allahu ackbar at the staff or something. Either that or same scenario & getting in a brawl
>The Wild is a 2006 American computer animated adventure family comedy film directed by animator Steve "Spaz" Williams
haha lads should my computer be doing all this stuff
> we asked people to place themselves on a scale between zero, meaning they would definitely vote for the UK to remain in the EU, to 100, meaning they would definitely vote to leave. Just under four in ten (38 per cent) put themselves between zero and 49, showing they were inclined to remain, and nearly half (47 per cent) gave themselves a score between 51 and 100; 14 per cent placed themselves at 50, meaning they were completely undecided.
>Whilst 2015 was rather remain dominated the four most recent polls are spilt 50-50 and are incredibly close, however the one which states that it includes northern Ireland (which we can take to mean the others don't) puts leave ahead
Its not other chum; the momentum is in our favor, the longer the campaigns go on and the more people hear the arguments the further the polls swing in our favor. I can pull up more polls if you need more convincing. Never give up chum
>Whilst we have Nigel nothing is impossible
that was a good post
*signals the bar keep to send you a round, from me*
*i learn back on my stool as i raise my glass to you*
>ywn watch the ground invasion of Syria & Iraq
>ywn see Kurdish independence
Going to run out of greentext going through all that lad. Sort it out.
>you will live long enough to see humans colonise Mars
>you will live long enough to see humans mine asteroids from the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter
>you will live long enough to see many natural resources become obsolete
>you will live long enough to witness the beginning of the United Human Galactic Empire
feels great man
Thinking about immolating myself in the reception of my local job centre.
Only thing I'd miss desu
But this is all non-committal, the referendum is an arbitrary point in the future
When it gets near it all feels more real and people panic and just vote status quo, and the stay propaganda will roll out in full force.
>you realise Nigel and UKIP are being completely sidelined for the vote leave campaign?
Good. We need moderates on side to win, Nigel heading it will be a disaster, and I'm sure he's been told this by advisers and others because he's staying away from the main leave campaign and staying with a more fringe one.
If Nigel heads leave, it will be lost from day 1 and painted as an "all Brexit voters are UKIP voting little Englanders".
>Many Iraqis abandon Finnish asylum process to return home
cunts the lot of them
wish I could take cool photos
wonder if these photos are good straight away or just go through a ton of photoshop
In 1997, my dad bought a 5 bedroom detached house, big garden, detached 2 door garage, in a upper middle class area for £125k
These days £125k will get you a small terraced house.
>tfw the housing bubble will NEVER burst because boomers need to keep their pensions funded
>tfw our generation needs two people working full time jobs to have a combined salary enough to get a mortgage for a tiny terraced house
>tfw it will only get worse as the prices rise
>try and watch "The Jihadist Next Door" on YouTube
>This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Don't worry the government will keep flooding the country with people so the bubble never bursts, fucking hate boomers desu.
>How'd you want your housing market pham?
>tfw I knew she liked me but I was too much of a moralfag to jump on it
>they're toxic and the out campaign knows this
Whilst I would agree a year or so ago i think their public image has changed. They haven't had a highly publicized incident for a while and Nigel has won every debate he has been in. I don't think UKIP and Nigel are considered racist by the majority of the population anymore
pretty terrifying experience last night lads
was driving home from getting takeaways and was tailing someone a bit close, not full on up their arse but a little too close
And when I turned off the main road they stopped and reversed and turned down the road I was on and were behind me flashing their lights at me to try to get me to stop but I just kept going and lost them
Could've been some angry rednecks or coons that would've beat me up and robbed me and damaged my car
Heart was racing tbqh lads
It's an index laddo, just shows relative change in real (inflation adjusted) house prices.
i.e. Average French and German houses could be even more expensive than Britain (they aren't though), just that they've decreased since 1980.
>Nigel has won every debate he has been in
>Nigel has won every debate he has been in
haha once i was talking to these brits are the pub and they asked me if i was from the UK and i said "yeah im from south wales, new south wales to be precise" haha my mates got it but they didn't but we all had fun haha we all had fun
>posting here if you're under the age of 25
really? you losers have no friends or lives?
when i was your age i was out enjoying the best years of my life. spending your time here during them is weird. funny how you think its a badge of honour being here at that age also.
or am i witnessing huge cognitive dissonance?
Please, I beg you, visit other countries and open your eyes to just how horrible Wales is. (The towns and """cities" I stress. The landscape and nature in Wales is stunning)
*starts typing out a post*
*scraps that post*
*starts typing out another post*
yep, i can work with this
no, it's actually shit
*scraps that post*
starts punching myself in the forehead while throwing a tantrum
*mutters to myself "alright.. I guess I'll go back to lurking"*
hmmmm i can work with this
>hellllllllllllllo diaREE (chon reference :x) tonight was pretty funnnn :3 talked with my best friends on /brit/ about a lot of things (: thats about it tho ...
>11 years old
>msn convos every night
>qt grill who caught the bus added me
>would talk every night on msn till late
>had so much in common
>never talk in person
>told me she loved me on msn
>my awkward pubescent self felt too embarrassed to act on it
>eventually stopped logging into msn and avoided her
>6 years on
>left school and had never had a face to face conversation with her
the second one was okay but i regard it as shit because its story directly feeds into the third which was wank
any particular reason you'd want me to think this about myself?
i enjoy this image
now if you wont mind ...
*sticks head out the window and enjoys the sounds of the surroundings of my 5th story flat*
Well if you do get a membership could you share your password with me please?
Really love Blacked t b h
bigger states would be way too unstable
>there's a KFC just down the road, I haven't listened to it yet
those are elections and, as has been well documented, the system encourages people to vote for either conservative or labour. For actual debates see:
>poll at the bottom of the page 80-20