fucks sake lad, posted this right after you made the new bread
think my mum is pretty based tbqh
sister was interested in a guy with turkish ancestry, mum told her to fuck off and not come home if she ever dated him because he was a muzzie.
last week she started showing me donald trump videos.
could be a /pol/ poster for all i know
>not living for the weekend
>ever unironically going to those types of clubs
>Kevvo & Deano dropping half a weeks wages on NV champagne to impress said slags
>Aspirational plebs in their oxford shirts and DAPPER blazers
>DJ Curl-bro playing Calvin Harris bangers on his iTunes
And half the time they expect you to pay entry for this shit. The mind boggles.
kek, every time you post move my mouse over your flag to check if you're ireland or italy, then when i see that you're italy i refuse to give you the satisfaction
ken fuckin baw bags chattin pish haw ken dinnae ken wen aw b hame for dinner haw aye way wind yer
neck in ya bampots pure steesher hangin oot ma arse i swear tae fuck haw u gettin wide wi me big
yin dont be gettin bold i swear hahahahaha
£££££ cash in on foreign students that want to say they studied in London.
The 'University' of South Wales spent ~half a million on a London Branch then had to close it two years later as nobody applied.
My uni has satellite campuses in Qatar and Australia desu.
me right now desu
Poleboo dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I prayed that (you)s would be flowing
Then I was young and unafraid
And posts were made and read and wasted
There was no bail to be paid
No song unsung, no milk un-pissed in
But the coppers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hopes apart
And they turn your dreams to shame
Still I dream she'd come to me
And we would live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
Reminder if someone has ever said you are weird but in a good way to you it means you are attractive but weird as fuck but I am going to ignore you are weird because you are atrractive.
Rasheed falseflag fuck off.
You must name me ten british cities, two prime ministers, tell me what the magna carta is and what silly midoff is; also it'd be nice if you could tell me the cheapest thing in the chippy. Or you can gas yourself.
She's got a good face though
Everytime I take speed base I get really autistic open like ten tabs on neuroscience and read for hours on end and also get really manic and start getting mad ideas like going out in the wilderness to live for a few days
But I go overboard and sniff 100mg lines
I don't know if I can commit to the high test meme
Went to London last week. Where the hell are all muslims and black people hidden, I saw way less than I would see on normal day at Helsinki.
Had to text a mate to come and pick me up one day because I had been glued to the screen for so long and knew I wasn't going to move in the past 48 hours as I had too much speed.
>Two (2) grams of speed in one night
>you'll never be an edgy leeds student
>pathetic little weeb forces his shitty edition early so he isn't beaten to it by an actual good edition
Every fucking time
Why are they so obnoxious?
Nah the guy is getting darknet shit I've been in his house when it arrives, bastard won't sell me it because he is literally addicted.
That's why he sniffs so much just a high tolerance.
Also he is fucked. He is an emaciated frenchman to the highest degree
Did that golden ratio thing lads
things that are "golden"
forehead and nose is too big though throwing my proportions off
This should help a bit
LEL lads that golden face ratio shit is pure bullshit
Maths can't solve ugliness I'm sorry.
This is a normie general desu, lad. It'd be a different meetup these days
My mate took 2g of speed once when he was 15. He played Runescape for 3 days straight.
He swore never to do touch it ever again after that, he said he didn't know it lasted for days haha
post a pic or article proving it you cuck
>Why does Leeds have this reputation more than any other uni?
yeah, but it's just always been more prominent in leeds i think, and the sheer amount of clubs, whole place is just ran by students as well
Spanish is the linguica domnichi which means the language of God.
Italian is the language of love.
French at the time was the lingua franca so it was the language of diplomacy.
German was the language you gave orders in (for the Emperor Charles V anyway) because his soldiers were mostly Germans.
If you want to be with normies so much why don't you go on Facebook instead of coming here and ruining our shit?
You're not a normie senpai, only people I know who do speed are absolute degenerates, homeless, poor, addicts etc.
Don't have a facebook been here for 8 years nowhere else on the internet to go this always been my home. Never said I was a normie I'm just winding you lot up. I was also talking about ketamine you illiterate cunt
Because we have speed which is it's tamer brother.
Our speed is made in Poland where they make it with smuggled in prescription drugs from India. Your bogans make a thing called shake and bake meth which is easier if you can't get access to these prescription drugs en masses from gangsters taking it in from India
Imagine finding out that there was a small community of people online who were completely obsessed with you and you didn't even know it.
They are obsessed with one image of you in particular that you look a long time ago and have probably forgot exists and they manipulate and photoshop it in various different ways - there are at least several hundred different variations of this image and more are being made all the time.
In addition to this, they analyse the vlogs you upload to YouTube. Every single word, every inflection, every twinge of a facial muscle, they know it and they recite it amongst themselves gleefully.
They look at your tweets and forum posts, they argue over what those things say about you as a person, they piece them together to get a life story, an outline of your personality.
Imagine being Kev.
Only subjects I got good grades in desu
Used to unironically read science books for fun lmao
>tfw always had the highest grades
>tfw qt grills sit next to you and ask for help all the time
>"wow you're so smart ano"
Shit was good man
I'm still a KV NEET though waheey
>Male faces displaying a full beard were considered the most masculine, aggressive, socially mature, and older. Males with a light beard were considered the most dominant. Males with light stubble were considered to be the most attractive, light stubble was also preferred for both short- and long-term relationships. These findings are discussed in terms of age preferences and good-genes models.
>tfw can't grow facial hair
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KEV HAS A SWEATY FACE
CAN OBSERVE THE WEATHER WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND WALK TOWARDS THE CAMERA JUST FOR YOU
"ON MY WAY HOME FROM DUBLIN", THAT'S WHAT HE'D SAY
THIS CRAZY KEV JUST HATES THIS MOHAI-MOTORWAY
Justin Bieber had better stop releasing bangers otherwise I'm gonna turn into a fan 2bh.
Redditors obsess about mens rights/feminism/fat shaming/gamergate and other trivial bollocks because they're too unintelligent to talk about political issues that actually matter
no different from here, lots of teenagers telling everyone their important opinion about things. telling everyone how their particular political ideas are the only obvious way and all others are mere fools. pretty edgy really come to think about it.
This is the best sort of rape scene to masturbate to because it focuses on the victim's trauma rather than the physical act of the rapist.
enjoying your image dump senpai
Sugar is terrible for you and not many people realise it. This isn't a recent thing.
>muh sugar tax
What ever happened to teaching people personal responsibility? After travelling to lots of countries for work, I've noticed that we are literally the most babies country on earth. We are treated like literal children, not trusted to be in charge of our own lives? What next, Jamie Oliver straps everyone in the country down and funnels vegetables down our throats?
In all seriousness, I honestly see a point where there is a literal mandatory shopping list Britons must have
love this fuckboy hipster shit style but I don't know how to replicate it in real life, have got a DSLR but no clue
also I would probably get robbed in the night
LADS FUCKING LISTEN
Even if you're a normie or you don't like anime, watch K-on. It's fucking brilliant, it's the first anime I've ever watched and it's surprisingly unironically good.
few girls said they liked my hat and that i looked good in it
random black guy said he liked my t shirt
girl said i looked gorgeous while i was looking at myself in the mirror
few people noticed my gym gains too
Have you signed this yet lads?
People respond to price incentives, nothing else is nearly as effective. As it stands they shovel sugar into their mouths and the taxpayer foots the bill for their insulin or bariatric surgery.
>>tfw can't stroll the city streets at night listening to Bohren & Der Club of Core anymore
that sounds comfy. VERY good taste, lad.
>nah cbf, you're gonna have to get your own smokes tonight. sorry x
>leaving keys to a $20,000 car in the ignition to steal $500
dumb cunts lmao
Lots of ketamine and acid
And you can take the train anywhere and people don't live far as fuck away from eachother
Also I'd love to be able to go to a good pub then get some fish and chips
Somebody has unironically made a full remake of a blink 182 album called 'put on your cloak and burka'
fuckng pol man
>sharia Muslims believe in the Hadith
>the Hadith is everything Mohammed ever said
>it's literally line after line, book after book of "wherever we go, we must also rape"
>sharia Muslims unironically still worship that peace of shit
might leave /brit/ for a while again, the normies are starting to get to my head and piss me off.
>might leave /brit/ for a while again, the normies are starting to get to my head and piss me off.
*tokes that ganja*
*kisses my bf*
*gets invited to a facebook group chat with all 6 trillion of my best mates*
just be yourself
*likes you for who you are*
going to go for a nice walk after dinner
going to pop down to sainsbury's and buy a bottle of wine, then chug it in an alleyway behind someone's house
then just walk around until I get bored and go home for bed
I love sundays
>All the rapfugees
>come to, our countries
>we will, take you
>cos the jews told us to
>when you rape my butthole
>Say it ain't so, they touched your butthole
>don't be a cuck, send them all home
>Would be funny on Reddit if we were both 16.
w o o f
laughed at this choice excerpt
>then chug it in an alleyway behind someone's house