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Asuza edition
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cara.
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>>54065396
Very good thread
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We're in here

>>54065397

>>54065397

>>54065397
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crayon pop
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Asuza a shit
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>I waste £300 a week out of a need of socialising with my friends in a dingy bar because I crave acceptance
wew lad
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Wish I could get paid for hiking

>inb4 photographer/travel journalist etc
Very hard to find this job and pays literally nothing
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Me on the left:
https://youtu.be/zbwCa4NApu4
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fucks sake lad, posted this right after you made the new bread


think my mum is pretty based tbqh
sister was interested in a guy with turkish ancestry, mum told her to fuck off and not come home if she ever dated him because he was a muzzie.
last week she started showing me donald trump videos.

could be a /pol/ poster for all i know
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>>54067492
>£300 a week

Move out of London.
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>>54067526

she looks particularly ugly in that photo
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Going to learn Hebrew or possibly Latin.

What do you think ladsw what o
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>>54067564
I learn French, it is fun
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watching this
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>>54067492
>£300 a week
>alcohol

Fuck off billionaires
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>>54067592
Do you think I care? dickhead
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>>54067564
>Going to learn a language spoken by 8 million people or a dead language.
Wew
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>not living for the weekend
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>>54067504
what happened to the /brit/ more likee /shit/ gimmick?
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>>54067597
Miss that Irish lad who used to post about his black bulls all the time
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>>54067492
>he can afford to drink alcohol that isn't made by putting apple cores inside your radiator then draining the radiators a month later and drinking it


fuck off bill gates!!!!!!!
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>>54067449
>ever unironically going to those types of clubs

No thanks.

>Garish slags
>£8 drinks
>Kevvo & Deano dropping half a weeks wages on NV champagne to impress said slags
>Aspirational plebs in their oxford shirts and DAPPER blazers
>DJ Curl-bro playing Calvin Harris bangers on his iTunes

And half the time they expect you to pay entry for this shit. The mind boggles.
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>>54067542
>5p an hour wages
No thanks m8
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>>54067592
Already know a good bit of French. I am more interested in Hebrew and Latin literature.

>>54067624
see above
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>>54067597
wew
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>>54067564
latin lad
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>>54067628
It was too good for /brit/. More than we deserved.
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>>54067628
when you mention it /brit/ is more like /shit/ lmao!
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>>54067641
kek have you read that daft wee limmy story about the bloke drinking his radiotar after leaking it and becomes addicted to it?

>>54067666
Where to start
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>>54067652
Living standards are higher outside of London if you can get a high paying job. Most Londoners live in comparative poverty.
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>>54067597

really dislike how much of a coalburner valentina is
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Why does university of Sunderland have a London branch?
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Is this girl too fat?
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REALLY want a girl friend
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>>54067696
Are you in here because you like British culture?
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TFW writing my dissertation on 'The Identity & Gender Politics of BLACKED.com'.
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>54067681
kek, every time you post move my mouse over your flag to check if you're ireland or italy, then when i see that you're italy i refuse to give you the satisfaction

>>54067696
:'-) danke
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>>54067744

>Britain
>culture

pick one
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ken fuckin baw bags chattin pish haw ken dinnae ken wen aw b hame for dinner haw aye way wind yer
neck in ya bampots pure steesher hangin oot ma arse i swear tae fuck haw u gettin wide wi me big
yin dont be gettin bold i swear hahahahaha
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>>54067597
That scene was superb to be fair
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>>54067744
im in here because Sverigetråden has gone to shit
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>>54067726
>Manchester
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>>54067736
she's not even fat, it looks like she just has perculiar knees that turn inwards for some reason
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>>54067736
by the looks of it, she's just right

post more pls
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>>54067720
£££££ cash in on foreign students that want to say they studied in London.

The 'University' of South Wales spent ~half a million on a London Branch then had to close it two years later as nobody applied.

My uni has satellite campuses in Qatar and Australia desu.
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>>54067720
Same reason the University of Newcastle does. They want those students who refuse to leave London.
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going to get fucking cunted on amphetamine sulphate and play TF2

Goodbye, saprobes!
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me right now desu

Poleboo dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I prayed that (you)s would be flowing

Then I was young and unafraid
And posts were made and read and wasted
There was no bail to be paid
No song unsung, no milk un-pissed in

But the coppers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hopes apart
And they turn your dreams to shame

Still I dream she'd come to me
And we would live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
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what are your opinions on the Britain First Christian Patrol in Luton lads?
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Reminder if someone has ever said you are weird but in a good way to you it means you are attractive but weird as fuck but I am going to ignore you are weird because you are atrractive.

>>54067773
Rasheed falseflag fuck off.

>>54067783
You must name me ten british cities, two prime ministers, tell me what the magna carta is and what silly midoff is; also it'd be nice if you could tell me the cheapest thing in the chippy. Or you can gas yourself.

Ta.
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ANNA
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>>54067783
Swedish people spending time with each other is never a good idea.
I'm sorry for your loss.
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Forgot it was my Dad's birthday today until 5 minutes ago.
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>>54067802
>>54067803
Idk lads

She's got a good face though
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http://strawpoll.me/6627443
http://strawpoll.me/6627443
http://strawpoll.me/6627443


>>54067824
what's a good amount to take laddo? 12.5 stone 2bh
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>>54067832
I ironically like it
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>>54067889
60mg sniffed. Or 95mg oral.
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>>54067869
*delicately unchecks the subscribe option*
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>>54067872
>She's got a good face though
pic so i can rate her out of ten pls?
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>>54067832
twats being twats because other twats are twats. meaningless posturing from mentally under developed men with anger issues and teenage homosexuals looking for daddy.
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>>54067860
>coalburner

bin'd
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Just applied to the Britain First grad scheme lads (The morally suspect bruiser role). Wish me luck.
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>>54067824
Everytime I take speed base I get really autistic open like ten tabs on neuroscience and read for hours on end and also get really manic and start getting mad ideas like going out in the wilderness to live for a few days

But I go overboard and sniff 100mg lines
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>>54067922
Bizzaro Rorksheed
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>>54067872
post a decent pic you twat
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>>54067916
I don't know if I can commit to the high test meme
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Went to London last week. Where the hell are all muslims and black people hidden, I saw way less than I would see on normal day at Helsinki.
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>>54067964
Is she mixed race?
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Any of you lads go on /his/?

The tripfags there are the most AUTISTIC people on this site.
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>>54067940
Love how interesting everything becomes with speed. It's like having autism but in a good way.

I only take 30mg though haha don't want to give myself a heart attack
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>>54067982
no idea
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>>54067923
How is she a coalburner
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WULD
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>>54067940
I think that happens to everyone high on amphetamines, the multitasking shit, not specifically with neuroscience.
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>>54067986
Occasionally.
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>>54067993
Do you literally weigh about 9 stone lad?

You're not going to give yourself a heart attack on 100mg... I have a mate that takes 2 grams on a night.
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>tfw in a rut
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>>54067996
Her boyfriend is a fucking darkie
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>>54068009
Had to text a mate to come and pick me up one day because I had been glued to the screen for so long and knew I wasn't going to move in the past 48 hours as I had too much speed.
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>>54068042
Who's her bf?
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where do you lads get speed from
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>>54067964
5/10 imo
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>>54067972
Leave the city next time, that's where all the russians and french are.
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Daily reminder that Mio is a best k-on
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>>54067972
They tend to confine themselves to either the drivers seat of buses, or Tower Hamlet
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>>54068026
>Two (2) grams of speed in one night
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>>54068026
I wasn't speaking literally it was a joke you blithering runty cunt ugh just fuck off fuck off get out of my sight BEGONE
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>you'll never be an edgy leeds student
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>>54068087
ffs as if she had to dupe me with her carefully crafted tinder pics

fuck women
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>>54068080
My Polish friend who gets off Polish mafia
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lost my phone, keys and wallet last night
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https://privilegegrant.com/
https://privilegegrant.com/
https://privilegegrant.com/

based milo at it again lads ahaha
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>>54068026
Maybe I just have really pure speed or something but I'm pretty sure if I took 2 grams of this stuff I would be doing myself some serious harm
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>pathetic little weeb forces his shitty edition early so he isn't beaten to it by an actual good edition
Every fucking time
Why are they so obnoxious?
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there's a difference between respecting other people's beliefs and embracing them myself.
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>>54067839
timmy top timmer
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>>54068097
Had a very good chuckle at this post

He's a madman 2bh. Proper one too not a meme madman.

>>54068104
/brit/drugfest at Leeds when
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>>54068131
Why are betas so obsessed with this faggot?
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>>54068141
>tfw I look a bit like Kev
No golden face ratio for me ;_;
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>>54068104
i am tho lol
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>>54068141

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder
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EXTREMELY IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL
http://strawpoll.me/6627500
http://strawpoll.me/6627500
http://strawpoll.me/6627500

>>54068105
kek
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>>54067964
I think she's fit tbqh
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>>54068104
Why does Leeds have this reputation more than any other uni?

Pretty sure every undergrad in the country now wears vintage sportswear & bumps ket/MD every weekend.
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>>54068140
Nah the guy is getting darknet shit I've been in his house when it arrives, bastard won't sell me it because he is literally addicted.

That's why he sniffs so much just a high tolerance.

Also he is fucked. He is an emaciated frenchman to the highest degree
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>>54068072
Idk m8 some "refugee" from Somali or some shit
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Did that golden ratio thing lads
things that are "golden"
>lips
>jaw
>cheekbones
>eyebrows
forehead and nose is too big though throwing my proportions off
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Yuno
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>>54068166
Fuck off
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>>54068177
ooo fuck oath can you come drop me off a dart if you live in sydney?
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I just got wanked off by a 40 year old woman in the cinema, she then told me after we left she needed to go see her dad in hospital who has cancer, I feel disgusting 2bh
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>>54068158
>/brit/meetup of any kind

never again
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>>54068204
No, you fuck off with your MRA bullshit to reddit
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>>54068166
I have no idea.

No self respecting man views him as an idol/hero/someonetoaspire to be
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>>54068185
I don't believe you mate
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>>54068166
t. Proud cuck
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>>54067526
what even is this
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met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
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>>54068237
Fuck off
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>>54068215
I'm in sydney but I'm walking there so no, sorry.
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>>54067972
This should help a bit
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LEL lads that golden face ratio shit is pure bullshit

Maths can't solve ugliness I'm sorry.

>>54068233
This is a normie general desu, lad. It'd be a different meetup these days
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>>54068242
That's okay m8

The good thing about the truth is that it is true regardless of whether or not you believe it xx
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just sniffed some glue
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>>54068271
absolute scum bag
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>>54068026
>2g
Sheeit
My mate took 2g of speed once when he was 15. He played Runescape for 3 days straight.

He swore never to do touch it ever again after that, he said he didn't know it lasted for days haha
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>>54068217
was she fit at least
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>>54068217
How did that come about? If she's a randomer that's pretty hot desu.
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>>54068282
post a pic or article proving it you cuck
>>54068276
>implying
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>>54068217
hmm
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WOW WTF THIS FART STINKS
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>>54068273

that red box contains parts of hackney, newham, tower hamlets and lewisham ffs
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>>54068288
Single most runt activity I can think of.
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>I use MRA as an insult
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>>54068353
huffing petrol is worse
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>>54068181
>Why does Leeds have this reputation more than any other uni?

yeah, but it's just always been more prominent in leeds i think, and the sheer amount of clubs, whole place is just ran by students as well
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>>54068301
no desu, like most British women over 18 she was overweight
>>54068303
met her on Tinder, was horny and bored so asked to meet up and it happened
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>>54068356
>ifunny.co
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SPEEEEEEEEEEED
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>>54068276
>normie general

REEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF
NO ITS NOT
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEE

IM SICK OF THIS FUCKING MEME
/brit/ has NEVER been a normie general and NEVER EVER will be
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>>54068384
Oh, that's a bit seedy then lel. Was the cinema empty or something? Must have been obvious.
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"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse "

what did he mean by this?
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>>54068276
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>>54068384
THIS NIGGA FINNA GET HAND AIDS LMAOOO
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feeling triggered lads
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>I am a MRA
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how much ket tonight lads?
I wanna k-hole bad

14.7 stone btw
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>>54067635
Trinity was a fucking retard

He literally started the cukk meme on 4chan
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>>54068413
>>54068436
Yes. This is a normie general desu, lad.

>>54068453
300mg sniffed. I weigh a stone less than you and it takes me 250mg
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>>54068453
>14.7 stone

get on the speed fat-lad, it's an appetite suppressant.
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>>54068453

>stone in decimals
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>>54068453
rail 206mg
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>>54068429
there were people there, I think a couple of people saw and I was paranoid we'd get arrested but it never happened
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>>54068459
Also "alri"

>>54068472
>triggered manlets
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>>54068453
>yanks sniffing the kezzle
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>>54068453
>14.7 stone
>.7

kek at least you tried
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What's your ratio lads?
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>>54068453

.5g
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>>54068435
It means:

Spanish is the linguica domnichi which means the language of God.

Italian is the language of love.

French at the time was the lingua franca so it was the language of diplomacy.

German was the language you gave orders in (for the Emperor Charles V anyway) because his soldiers were mostly Germans.
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haven't done ket in ages, what's the standard price now? probably the only drug i'd be willing to do now as i don't get anxiety from it
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>>54068534
Nice one lad cheers for that
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>>54068467
If you want to be with normies so much why don't you go on Facebook instead of coming here and ruining our shit?

>doing speed
>normie

You're not a normie senpai, only people I know who do speed are absolute degenerates, homeless, poor, addicts etc.
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i fucking love science
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I am 5 foot 4 inches tall
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why isn't meth a thing in the UK?
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>>54068586
Why live
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>>54068520
>An idea ratio is in the 0.8 to 1.2 range
Mine is 1.0 bang on and I've ugly as fuck
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>>54068553
Don't have a facebook been here for 8 years nowhere else on the internet to go this always been my home. Never said I was a normie I'm just winding you lot up. I was also talking about ketamine you illiterate cunt
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>>54068534
shouldn't Latin be the language of God for Catholics?
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http://strawpoll.me/6627618

http://strawpoll.me/6627618

http://strawpoll.me/6627618
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>>54068597
Because we have speed which is it's tamer brother.

amphetamine
methamphetamine

Our speed is made in Poland where they make it with smuggled in prescription drugs from India. Your bogans make a thing called shake and bake meth which is easier if you can't get access to these prescription drugs en masses from gangsters taking it in from India
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>>54068603
Same and I have 1 as well (technically 1.0006...)
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How did you survive the great ket drought of 2014 lads?
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>>54068603
>One component of attractiveness
>One (1)
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Having a prank
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Imagine finding out that there was a small community of people online who were completely obsessed with you and you didn't even know it.

They are obsessed with one image of you in particular that you look a long time ago and have probably forgot exists and they manipulate and photoshop it in various different ways - there are at least several hundred different variations of this image and more are being made all the time.

In addition to this, they analyse the vlogs you upload to YouTube. Every single word, every inflection, every twinge of a facial muscle, they know it and they recite it amongst themselves gleefully.

They look at your tweets and forum posts, they argue over what those things say about you as a person, they piece them together to get a life story, an outline of your personality.

Imagine being Kev.
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>>54068642
I'm so sheltered I wouldn't have any idea.

Ket sounds nice. I'd throw up if I had the vodka
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kek
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>>54068683
mxe
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>>54068708
haha alri kev?
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>>54068558
Only subjects I got good grades in desu
Used to unironically read science books for fun lmao

>tfw always had the highest grades
>tfw qt grills sit next to you and ask for help all the time
>"wow you're so smart ano"

Shit was good man
I'm still a KV NEET though waheey
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>Male faces displaying a full beard were considered the most masculine, aggressive, socially mature, and older. Males with a light beard were considered the most dominant. Males with light stubble were considered to be the most attractive, light stubble was also preferred for both short- and long-term relationships. These findings are discussed in terms of age preferences and good-genes models.

>tfw can't grow facial hair
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>>54068683
DXM for my dissociative craving
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Did a wank
Might get out of bed now
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>>54068741
Me on the left
Danny DeVito on the right
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>>54068598
I'm average height, a little over in fact.
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>>54068708
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KEV HAS A SWEATY FACE
CAN OBSERVE THE WEATHER WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND WALK TOWARDS THE CAMERA JUST FOR YOU
"ON MY WAY HOME FROM DUBLIN", THAT'S WHAT HE'D SAY
THIS CRAZY KEV JUST HATES THIS MOHAI-MOTORWAY
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>>54068784
>tfw shitty pube hairs grow profusely in a few small areas
>All the hassle of needing to shave and none of the benefits of having facial hair
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>>54068586
>>54068824
hahahhaha are you serious? Are you underage?
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>>54068642
acid is the least likely thing to kill me or cause damage
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Justin Bieber had better stop releasing bangers otherwise I'm gonna turn into a fan 2bh.
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>>54068708
wait
The man walking towards the camera in the kitchen, is that Kev or Lisicki?

I don't remember people taking about Kev when that image first started floating around
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>>54068141
Weebs are pakis and leftists

That should explain their behaviour
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>>54068899
Kev is Lisicki, silly.
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>>54068824
for a woman.
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>>54068864
I'm 24, haven't grown since I was about 14.
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>>54068141
Asuza is cute you faggot
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>>54068166
Redditors obsess about mens rights/feminism/fat shaming/gamergate and other trivial bollocks because they're too unintelligent to talk about political issues that actually matter
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new runescape skill out tomorrow lads
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>>54068956
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>54068883
Sorry, What do you mean?
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>>54068784
buy regaine and apply it your face
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NAH KEST
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>>54068847
latex is breddy hot 2bh
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love this style
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>>54068951
I've got a mate that's the same
He used to be the tallest person in our year, now he's one of the shortest people I know. He's a proper stump, dead wide, but short.
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shitposting from my laptop, comfy on my couch next to my dog

aaahhhh
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Azusa is worst keion. Ritsu is best.
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>>54069001
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>>54069001
grainy, overexposed photos?
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>>54068988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMSIR210mRg
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just got back from the servo lads, fuck me cigarettes are expensive now... $23.50 for 20 smokes, hope the paki bastard didn't rip me off.
>>
>mums gone out, she'll only be back later tonight

YEEEES
TIME FOR DRUGS
>>
>>54069041
>overexposed
not really
>>
>>54068956
Asuza is worst girl
>>
tfw you notice your receding hairline's got worse in the past year
>>
>>54069015
>tfw literally the same
How tall is he?
>>
>government want to tax sugar
>BBC has a programme on now called "The Truth About Sugar"

The BBC is LITERALLY nothing but a propaganda machine, isn't it?
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>>54069041
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>>54069049
>not buying a champion ruby pouch and some ventis

top pleb. also can you PLEASE drop me off a durry???
>>
>>54068975
no different from here, lots of teenagers telling everyone their important opinion about things. telling everyone how their particular political ideas are the only obvious way and all others are mere fools. pretty edgy really come to think about it.
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This is the best sort of rape scene to masturbate to because it focuses on the victim's trauma rather than the physical act of the rapist.
>>
>>54069049
didn't stop a robbery whilst you were there did you mate?
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got loads of compliments last night lads
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>>54069066
>Having shit genes
>>
600ug tonight
>>
>>54069074
Yes, it's called a 'public service broadcaster' for a reason m8
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>>54069077
CHEMIST WAREHOUSE MENTIONED
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>>54069090
what did your mum and grandmother say lad?
>>
Is the "gaff thumb" prevalent in your area yet lads?
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>>54068978
If this were 2008 I would be excited af, but I couldn't care less
>>
Very important poll right here.


http://strawpoll.me/6627732
http://strawpoll.me/6627732


^^ VOTING IS A CIVIC DUTY ^^
>>
thaiboy
>>
>>54069068
He's about 5'6
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my favourite aussie term is probably shitcunt
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>>54069120
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>>54069120
doom jazzy

enjoying your image dump senpai
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>>54069074
Sugar is terrible for you and not many people realise it. This isn't a recent thing.
>>
>>54069074
>muh sugar tax
What ever happened to teaching people personal responsibility? After travelling to lots of countries for work, I've noticed that we are literally the most babies country on earth. We are treated like literal children, not trusted to be in charge of our own lives? What next, Jamie Oliver straps everyone in the country down and funnels vegetables down our throats?
In all seriousness, I honestly see a point where there is a literal mandatory shopping list Britons must have
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*breaks loose*
*kicks off sunday shoes*
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gonna buy more drugs tonight

speeeeeeeed
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>>54069085
nah that servo is impossible to rob at night, he's behind bullet proof glass.

>>54069081
what suburb are you in?
>>
what do you do when your mates drunk gf strokes your hair and calls you handsome, with him in the room? i think she's just a tactile person tbqh
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>>54069214
rhodes, near concord
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>>54069175
love this fuckboy hipster shit style but I don't know how to replicate it in real life, have got a DSLR but no clue

also I would probably get robbed in the night
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>>54069175
>tfw moved out of London
>tfw can't stroll the city streets at night listening to Bohren & Der Club of Core anymore
>>
LADS FUCKING LISTEN
Even if you're a normie or you don't like anime, watch K-on. It's fucking brilliant, it's the first anime I've ever watched and it's surprisingly unironically good.

t. Turbonormie
>>
>>54069165
Ah cool. Just making sure you weren't talking about me. kek. I was 6'0 in year 7 and I'm still that tall at 23
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>>54069127
few girls said they liked my hat and that i looked good in it

random black guy said he liked my t shirt

girl said i looked gorgeous while i was looking at myself in the mirror

few people noticed my gym gains too
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https://www.change.org/p/emma-watson-spend-one-week-in-a-calais-migrant-camp-for-feminism

Have you signed this yet lads?
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>>54069214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpI49SuDTo
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>>54069215
Nothing you silly billy

>>54069243
This desu
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>>54069199
People respond to price incentives, nothing else is nearly as effective. As it stands they shovel sugar into their mouths and the taxpayer foots the bill for their insulin or bariatric surgery.
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>>54069243
where do i watch it
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>>54069241
>>tfw can't stroll the city streets at night listening to Bohren & Der Club of Core anymore

that sounds comfy. VERY good taste, lad.
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>>54069235
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>>54069105
psychedelics opened my 3rd eye, I have HPPD now xd

>>54069230
>20 minute drive
nah cbf, you're gonna have to get your own smokes tonight. sorry x
>>
>>54069286
>>54069241

Fucking plebs
>>
>>54069277
https://kissanime.to/Anime/K-On-Dub

Season 2s on there aswell
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>>54069306
>nah cbf, you're gonna have to get your own smokes tonight. sorry x
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>>54069275
If they die younger then it's ok though
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>>54069286
>>
positively ACHING for a shit lads
>>
really wish I grew up in England lads

seems so much more fun than America
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>>54069355
They probably do, but only after tens/hundreds of thousands of pounds of state funded medical care.
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>>54069275
The problem is that poor people can only afford cheap sugary foods
>>
Why the FUCK is salted caramel the new meme thing?

It's revolting.
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good film
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>>54069355
They don't though, they just spend decades sick.
>>
>>54069380
why does it seem more fun? curious what your reasons are
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>>54069358
>>
>>54069380
>wet
>cold
>poor

>all anyone ever talks about is fifa or fucking your mum
>>
>>54069380
It was fun ngl
Things are pretty laid back here because of the banter culture.
>>
>>54069408
yeah always thought the salt part was just something small that only the finest caramel connoisseurs could taste but it's actually vile
>>
>>54069393
And therefore not getting shitloads in pensions is my point
>>
>>
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>>54069266
>leaving keys to a $20,000 car in the ignition to steal $500
dumb cunts lmao
>>
>>54069425
if the UK is poor what the fuck does that make most of the rest of the world
>>
>>54069401
muh dick
>>
NO THANKS
BUT
NO YANKS
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>>54069424
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>>54069409
I watched this last night on netflix randomly, I agree it is good. Weird how you just mentioned it.
>>
>>54069380
it's only fun if you're a normie or a cunt
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>>54069446
no plates, probably stolen 2bh
I lose it when he shouts "FUCKING SHITCUNT" FROM THE CAR
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>>54069445
>umar soto

is this the guy from months ago? the bed bugs/cockroaches guy or whatever?
>>
>>54069256
where in northern england is this
>>
>>54069404
This is the single worst meme there is with regards to food and nutritional health issues.

It's just not true.
>>
>>54069469
Connery reminds me of /brit/ for some reason; I think it's because he's consistently cooler and more badass than any of the Yanks, sort of like if /brit/ wrote an action film
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my pronouns just changed again

tche, tchim and tchey please
>>
>>54069507
some paki isis supporter on youtube

https://plus.google.com/103331157655734887583/posts
>>
met an argentinian guy and spanish girl last night and it was funny because the argentinian guy looked white and the spanish girl looked like a turborasheed
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>ywn be able to replicate this effect
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>>54069541
I agree
>>
>>54069422
Lots of ketamine and acid

And you can take the train anywhere and people don't live far as fuck away from eachother

Also I'd love to be able to go to a good pub then get some fish and chips
>>
>>54069497
yeah you're probs right, they still could've sold the car parts for heaps more which would also be less risky though
>>
I am not calm
>>
>>54069469
please tell me that's not the first time you've seen it
>>
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>>54069594
replicated
>>
*prints more "No Yanks" signs*
*hammers them on Yanks*
>>
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>>54069624
>>
HEADS VEEN ITCHING ON ONE STOP FOR OVER A WEEK
JTS DRIVING ME FUCKING MENTAL
IM GOING TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT IN A MINUTE
AAAAAAAAAAH
>>
>religion of """""""peace"""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26TcZorLdok
>>
>>54069643
It is the first time I've seen it.
>>
>>54069701
Rorke
>>
>>54069590
2ch DOT hk/wp/res/51532.html

this will be of interest to you
also check out their other /wp/ and /b/ threads sometimes

russians are very good at depression wallpapers
>>
>>54069594
you just add noise and grain in photoshop and adjust the hue and saturation you clown
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=20&v=Vg2DcasF2Y4&ab_channel=RightWingDeathSquadEntertainment

Somebody has unironically made a full remake of a blink 182 album called 'put on your cloak and burka'

fucking kek

fuckng pol man
>>
>>54069691
Link test pls
>>
>>54069691
link to meme test?
>>
>>54069712
kill yourself, bellend.
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Joining in
>>
>sharia Muslims believe in the Hadith
>the Hadith is everything Mohammed ever said
>it's literally line after line, book after book of "wherever we go, we must also rape"
>sharia Muslims unironically still worship that peace of shit
>>
>>54069752
>Saddam's song
>I traced the flame to find the fuse
>of course it's always been the jews

Genuinely laughed
>>
>>54069692
dandruff?
>>
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>>54069752
>saddams song
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>>54069758
>>54069760
can never remember its name
>>
>>54069798
rorke
>>
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i am alone
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In Greenwich lads, nice spot.
>>
>>54069798
Daily reminder that Muhammad was a paedo
>>
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>>54069752
This is fucking clever but next level autism
>>
https://youtu.be/rVq0ONrSH-Q?t=52 absolutely smashing choon
>>
>>54069752
this is amazing
>>
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might leave /brit/ for a while again, the normies are starting to get to my head and piss me off.
>>
>>54069840
no worries
>>
>>54069886
Rorke on the rampage
>>
>>54069879
Looks very nice lad
>>
>>54069891

Is he the most miserable man who ever lived?
>>
Will you be voting in the EU referendum?
>>
>>54069921
gf just said she'll miss your posts
>>
>>54069752
>Did you hear? Ahmed fucked her
>I'm writing the report on durkas and burkas, when I move I'm flailing

>Now everybody's gone, refugees here too long, a polack growing up
>>
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>might leave /brit/ for a while again, the normies are starting to get to my head and piss me off.
>>
>>54069949
Yep

For Yes to stay in, the meme haven't got to me. A No vote would slaughter my family business.
>>
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*does a shit into the palm of my hand*
*smears it on the wall to spell out "nO yAnkss"*
*goes back to reading 'Guns, Germs, and Steel'*
>>
>>54069765
You seem rather emotional attached to a random action film desu
>>
>>54070012
asos warrior
>>
>>54069921
The Australians and yanks are doing my fucking head in
>>
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album cover worthy tbH
>>
kc
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>>54070063
*does a very sly poo in your shoe while you're off blowing steam*
>>
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>>54070010
the future you choose
>>
wish I had a tank desu
>>
>>54069921
*tokes that ganja*
breh
*kisses my bf*
ummm
*gets invited to a facebook group chat with all 6 trillion of my best mates*
please stay
*has sex*
just be yourself
*likes you for who you are*
>>
>>54070083
Would be funny on Reddit if we were both 16.

Crap banter.
>>
going to go for a nice walk after dinner

going to pop down to sainsbury's and buy a bottle of wine, then chug it in an alleyway behind someone's house

then just walk around until I get bored and go home for bed

I love sundays
>>
>All the rapfugees
>come to, our countries
>we will, take you
>cos the jews told us to
>hey there
>go slow
>when you rape my butthole
>touching
>raping
>islam-ification
>Say it ain't so, they touched your butthole
>don't be a cuck, send them all home
>>
>>54070114
I'd like a tank of nitrous as well t b h
>>
>>54070134
>Crap banter.
do you want to SPEAK about ... CRAP? :P
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I....warned...........you
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>Would be funny on Reddit if we were both 16.

>Crap banter.
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>>54070141
enjoyed this post
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gf is sitting on my knee and we are posting on brit together ahha, love her so much
>>
new dirty dike song lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2jYBLw19Bc
>>
NEW THREAD

>>54070248
>>54070248
>>54070248
>>54070248
>>54070248
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w o o f

>>54070141
laughed at this choice excerpt
>then chug it in an alleyway behind someone's house
>>
>>54069643
I have never seen this shitey film before. What's good about it?
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