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Wagon Wheels edition
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cara
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crayon pop
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http://news.sky.com/story/1628526/let-3000-calais-migrants-come-to-uk-corbyn
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>>54072611
Jam wagon wheel > normal boring wagon wheel desu
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kyara
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guess im not watching football today

give me something to do
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>>54072632
how do you know?
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>>54072670
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wagon wheels are disgusting, they always have a stale texture
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>>54072701
anime
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>>54072701
suicide
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Nothing says "howling runt" more than wagon wheels desu
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>>54072611
wagon wheels literally bring stomach acid right up to my throat, pleb tier chocolate.
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>>54072611
Need to change our voting system desu.
Should have one local MP vote and one Prime Minister vote
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Whole house stinks because my slag of a sister has curry fever and a new paki boyfriend every month. Fucking parents won't hear it. Instead of disowning her they just told me to be more tolerant and outgoing like her. It's almost like they want half breed grandkids.
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>>54072489

but you said you 15 at the time
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>>54072736
why?
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wagon wheel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX1EP6mG-E
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>>54072701
post on /brit/ (more like /shit/ lmao!)

credit for that epic gimmick goes to swede lass btw
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>>54072735
pleb tier digestive system
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#faketaxi
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>>54072761
O N E
S E A T

also, the Tories only got like 30% of votes yet got a majority of seats.
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I literally masturbate thinking of the destruction of the white race.
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>>54072781
>swede lass
LONDON
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*squeals quietly*
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I think we should disband the military entirely and scrap trident. We can employ ex-soldiers on construction sites building houses for refugees, hire more foreign nurses for the NHS, and expand the BBC budget
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>>54072756
I'm 22 2bh familia
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>>54072735
Aussies can't handle the chocolate

L M A O
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>greentext
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>>54072804
so why would a PM vote and an MP vote change anything
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Just want to stick my head in the oven desu.

How can she even find them attractive?
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>>54072748
>white girls having curry fever, ever
feeling this might be a rasheed false flag post
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>>54072804
>30%
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Imagine finding out that there was a small community of people online who were completely obsessed with you and you didn't even know it.

They are obsessed with one image of you in particular that you look a long time ago and have probably forgot exists and they manipulate and photoshop it in various different ways - there are at least several hundred different variations of this image and more are being made all the time.

In addition to this, they analyse the vlogs you upload to YouTube. Every single word, every inflection, every twinge of a facial muscle, they know it and they recite it amongst themselves gleefully.

They look at your tweets and forum posts, they argue over what those things say about you as a person, they piece them together to get a life story, an outline of your personality.

Imagine being Kev.
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sitting down here but hey you can't see me
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>Arselel
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>>54072784
>>54072833
It's not me, it's the wagon wheel, I can digest any other chocolate to perfection.
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>>54072748
White girls only date Indians if they're rich af or being raped
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>be me, autistic 15 year old
>sat with qts in English
>they dare me to snort 2 crushed up love heart sweets
>I unironically did it
>they laughed at me

My autism knows no bounds
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thinking about buying a VCR
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>>54072886
It's fine for me senpai idk what you are on about
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>>54072866
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>>54072866

We don't need to imagine being kev, we know more about him than he does himself
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remember that sabrina episode with the violent femmes
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>>54072913
once when i was 12 i ate a worm for a dare, but everyone thought i was cool for it so it all came up millhouse
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BIG
BRITISH
BELLIES
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the soft juicy ridge between my balls and bp is a bit red and swollen today lads
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want to go for a walk but also don't want to bump into any normies but if I go out too late it's a bit creepy and instead of bumping into normies you bump into mental drug addicts

sigh
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>>54072913
get him janny
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>>54072920

>there are kids ITT who have never used a VCR or a floppy disk, never taped songs off the radio, and have never heard of minidisc
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>>54072866
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>>54072853

M8, I fucking wish. Over here all the slags want a brown boyfriend because "it's exotic". It's disgusting is what it is.
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>>54072966
I'm not actually 15 right now you autist
I was telling a story
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>>54072913
When I was a kid me and my mates snorted dib dabs, fucking hurt my eyes desu
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new top lads
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>>54072922
>idk what you are on about
yeah, you wouldn't... it's actually really hardbeing me, you should try it some time before you start judging.
*sighs*
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>>54073018
euuugh internet 'culture' a shit.
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IMPORTANT POLL

http://strawpoll.me/6628413

http://strawpoll.me/6628413

http://strawpoll.me/6628413
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>>54072866
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KEV HAS A SWEATY FACE
CAN OBSERVE THE WEATHER WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND WALK TOWARDS THE CAMERA JUST FOR YOU
"ON MY WAY HOME FROM DUBLIN", THAT'S WHAT HE'D SAY
THIS CRAZY KEV JUST HATES THIS MOHAI-MOTORWAY
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>>54072866
/brit/ = that /sp/ trip stalker wew
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>>54073004
rasheed false flag confirmed
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Why do you joke about janitors and their lack of pay?
Obviously they are rich af to be able to spend all day on the computer. Jannys are probably trust fund babbies, sipping cognac beside their pool.
While you laugh at them, thinking you are better than them, THEY are actually laughing at YOU
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>>54072957

when i was a toddler i used to lick slime off the ground haha

and one time i even ate cat food pellets out of a cat bowl with a cat hahaha
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>>54072913
>Things that never happened
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>>54073039
kek
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>I'm an /sp/ refugee
GET OUT
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obsessed with sensi pearl lads
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i smell very nice
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CHOON 2BH LADS
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>>54073105
no
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>/sp/
>/tv/
>/pol/

the boards that killed /brit/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E
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going to get fucking smashed in front of the computer tonight lads

Whoooooooo's with me?
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>rich as fuck
>choosing to spend your time 'policing' 4chan
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>/brit/ is more interested in running the fedora meme to the ground than posting top slags

Bunch of benders I tells ya
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>>54073159
not even an /sp/ refugee but its literally the best thing that happened to /brit/
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>>54073139
*sniffs you*
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>>54073172

no. i have responsibilities during the week and im not a depraved self-destructive dolt
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>>54073182
What's with white girls getting shitty tattoos?
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If a cheb is more than 2 handfuls in size, then it is a fat cheb and is ugly and disgusting
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>>54073159
>the boards that created /brit/
Fixed that for you
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>>54073039

>MOHAI-MOTORWAY
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who /zydeco/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjIC-gsyB00
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I can't understand british accent, I mean, original english
They swallow words
How to fix?
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>>54072611

Just stopping by in this thread to say that every generation believes that Wagon Wheels were bigger when they were kids. It's a universal constant.
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>>54073216
blacks get them too. you just cant see them! LOL
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>>54073182
>top slags
>trashy tattoos

pick 1
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Lads

is it worth paying on dating sites? which sites do you use btw?
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god damn expensive
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>>54073216
fuck off spic

>>54073218
>being THIS bent
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>>54073266

pay for me to come live with you in Kazakhstan and i'll help you
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What did the term 'cuckservative' actually mean? Was getting banded about a lot around the elections last year.
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Poleaboo is considering becoming a Hearthstone streamer though he finds the idea of watching someone else play vidya pathetic
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>>54073215
Wahheeeyyy
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lifting some weights
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>>54073285
>trashy
fuck off yank
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>>54073305
What am I looking at? Also,

>god damn
fuck off yank
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>When you cum quickly and don't want to be embarrassed so you keep fucking her with your floppy dick
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>>54073266

going to travel through your cunt within the next few years
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>>54073305
what's this for

>>54073341
conservatives who like brown people
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>>54073316
o gosh

time to have a wank
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*squirts so violently that my entire body starts shivering*
oooooooh yeeeeeeah
*grunts like a fully grown gorilla*
you like that baby?
*forces your face to my dripping wet vag*
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>>54073088
i used to eat cat food all the time as a kid

much preferred it to dog food
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>>54073355

show us what you got big boy
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>>54073218
>he prefers flat as a board skinny girls
fuck off nonce
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>smoked weed for the first time when I was 18 at my sixth forms leavers party
>my oneitis wrote on Facebook the day after "can't believe anon smoked weed last night haha"
>about 10 replies from other qt girls Ive literally never spoke to saying stuff like "did he really? Awww he's so cute"

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?
IS BEING "CUTE" A GOOD THING?
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>>54073391
Very bad feel
Once bust early and the girl said "oh poor baby"
Haunts me years later
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>>54073341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNtd-f01eNg
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>>54072988
when i was in primary school some girl always used to bring sonic games to school on floppy discs and we'd play them in the library

those were the days
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>>54073446
>2 handfuls
>flat as a board
How small are your hands? Fucking hell
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>>54073453

why do you care? fuck off you egotistical pillock
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>>54073453
Cute means harmless

They know you have a crush on her and are taking the piss out of her for it
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>>54073476
Fuck off back to /tv/ you paedo
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>>54073361
>>54073395
lynda.com
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>>54073465
What does that girl stand for?
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>he never played paperboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v31CZOGZCwY
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>he never played bubble trouble in primary school
ummmm, like.. childhood ruined much?
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>>54072988
>VCR
No one, absolutely no one called them a VCR. It never happened within the United Kingdom.
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>>54073453
>18
How casual are you?
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>>54073545
played that with the gf

>tfw she was better than me
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odds I mong out on benzos
Evens I get pissed

Dubs I mong out on benzos, get pissed, AND keep myself conscious with some cheeky bumps of speed
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>>54073539
Used to play this on the pier in the arcade.
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>>54073551
yeah everyone just called them video players back then but in retrospect you have to call them VCRs or people might think you're talking about a DVD player or something
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Lost 5kg since the new year
Only 10 to go 2bh
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>>54073494
Because I'm not a normie
It's not very often girls speak to me, never mind speak about me, so..

>>54073503
R-really?
Think I'm going to be sick desu that's so embarrassing
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deleted all the depraved and degenerate porn off my pc lads. sticking to more vanilla stuff now.
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>being a failed normie

Worse than being an abnormie t b h
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>>54073551
>No one, absolutely no one called them a VCR
My English teacher called it a VCR for some reason.
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Australians always sound constipated
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>>54073585
degen out
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good morning xo
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>>54073453

I was voted ''cutest male'' in my year at the end of secondary school and I'm a 23 yo virgin
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Did you lads ever play "German Bastards" in your primary school?

Absolute top tier game desu
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>>54073639
kek
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>>54072866

Obviously never been to britfa.gs.
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>>54073593

water weight
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>>54073606
Stop living in a world of memes
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>>54073453
It means they're not intimidated by you, it is ESSENTIAL that you establish dominance when you meet them irl
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Slicing my ugly fucking face with a razor as i'm posting this
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>>54073539
played the shit out of the C64 version way back. good times
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Sitting in picture-perfect Peak District grounds, Chatsworth House seems an unlikely birthplace for today's global banana industry.
But practically every banana consumed in the western world is directly descended from a plant grown in the Derbyshire estate's hothouse 180 years ago.
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>>54073627
*slaps you with my cock*
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>>54073663
There's no other world for me now

I have no friends
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Gonna lose my v-card to a prostitute lads.

Any advice.
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>>54073719
woah!
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>>54073600
what sort of stuff did you have on there before? I'm thinking of investing in some piss porn, please let me know if you have any for sale.
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>guy playing guitar in streets
>looks depressed
>looks extremely poor
>starts playing Hurt
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>>54073714
Get some more friends then, stop dwelling on stuff that doesn't ,matter
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>>54073720
Don't.
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thaiboy off of 4 drugs need to change some plans
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>>54073708
ever play Falcon Patrol, desert version of asteroids kind of with Hawker Harriers?
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>>54073639
post boipuccy
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>trying to 100% song
>fuck up the first note
>perfect after that
that's really fucking annoying
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>>54073720
shag her shitpipe bareback
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>>54073720
It doesn't count with a prostitute

You'll still be a virgin after you see her
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How do I achieve this look?
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Gf doesnt like it when i grab her tits
She says she likes it but i shouldnt do it
Is she a prude? Should i tell her to fuck off?
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>>54073719
*squeezes left tit*
AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA
*squeezes right tit*
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

>>54073704
that's not going to help now izzit
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>tfw no thigh high gf
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>>54073687
Makes sense holy shit

>my oneitis bent over to pick something up
>one of her mates said "haha anons getting a good look at your arse"
>she instantly turned around and said "anons not like that"

FUCKING SHIT
What she was saying was "anons not looking at my arse because he's a beta and he's too afraid"
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>>54073720

read lots of reviews
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>>54073811
by fucking off to the 80s
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>>54073465
>cuckold means that you want your wife to fuck other men
no, it just means your wife has fucked other men
It has only taken on the former meaning because of /pol/'s weird obsession with coalburning
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>>54073761
scat, piss, traps, anal prolapse
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Got my daughter a doll, she wasn't pleased
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>>54073720
you will regret this decision for the rest of your life, losing your virginity is a big deal anon.
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>>54073825
Yes m8

You are now understanding of your situation
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>>54073290
don't about uk but match and eharmony are probably the best chance of actually getting a date, although the women tend to be late 20s and up and at least in the case of eharmony rather keen on marriage
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drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs HDBFNDJDJS snnd select all images with tea
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If I became a Muslim would I effectively guaranteed a GF?
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>>54073878
>losing your virginity is a big deal

t. virgin
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>tfw no tights gf
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need a sissy yank bf
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fucks sake just sat on an orange and its fucking exploded everywhere

Nah

Nah nah nah
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brit/ tell me where the best memes on 4chan are
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>>54073917
Hnnnnng
Don't even care if that's a trap desu
That's qt as fuck
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>>54073917
I want to fuck a long sock
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>there are skinny jeans wearing 10 stone """men""" in this thread right now
fucking howling
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>>54073969
here
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Why is England such a great country?
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11490362/Are-you-older-than-the-average-for-your-area.html

quite interesting
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>>54073969
>tfw real 15 stone man
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>>54073969
mate i'm 8 and half stone
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>>54074003
ANGLO BLOOD desu
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>>54073943
/fit/
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>>54073969
I rock skinnys pretty much every day
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>people who write reviews on google maps

>'I stubbed my toe as I was walking into the pub 1/5 will not visit again!'
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>>54073917
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>>54073855
>scat
fuck
>traps
off
>anal prolapse
degenerate

>piss
good lad

>>54073914
it should be with someone you love and would like to impregnate, and yes, i am a virgin waiting for the perfect woman. what's so bad about that? i could capture any woman if i wanted to, but i don't.

degenerates out
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>>54074032

disgusting desu
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>>54074003
Banter

Drugs

Lads

Racism
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>>54073969
I weigh about that and I hate skinny jeans, I'm not a gaylord
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need to do some work
can't be bothered though
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>>54074056
still would
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>>54073969
I'm 16st 7
not fat either
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degenerates IN
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are all the auslads asleep?

>>54073969
i have skinny jeans but they weren't skinny when i bought them xd
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I got a glock in my rary
17 shots no 38
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>>54074118
good post
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>>54074089
>I'm 16st 7
>not fat either
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Conspiracy poll LADDOS

http://strawpoll.me/6628727

http://strawpoll.me/6628727
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We believe in this country, we believe in its people, we think Britain can be a lot better than this.
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>>54074118
is it your problem solver?
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Gave a tramp £10 last week lads. Hope he didn't spend it all on drugs.
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I don't like you
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>>54073969
I had to stop wearing skinny jeans and start wearing slim jeans once I started cycling. Legs got bigger and I got bigger desu.

183cm/81kg btw
>tfw used to be a skelly as well
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>got an exam tomorrow morning which may mean getting kicked out of uni if I fail it
>done no work towards it whatsoever
JUST
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Just realised lads
When the queen dies well get a day off from work/school so we'll be able to defend her from the inevitable endless wave of shitposting from JFs, yanks in particular.
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>>54074180
How old are you?
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>>54074089
When I was about 15 we had a really big (bearmode) English teaching assistant. I remember my m8 asked him how much he weighed and he said "19 stone" but no one understood. We bantered him a bit about how big a stone was.

Good lad desu I learned a lot
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>>54074135
I'm 6'3 and I've been lifting for three years so nah
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Got a gf lads
We were making out and she kind of awkwardly grinded on my leg, could practically hear her cum. She's so naíve its fucking adorable
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>>54074141

>no cliff richard had jill dando and cilla black murdered

shit poll desu
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>>54074073
6ft as well
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>>54074170
the feeling is mutual
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>>54074191
uni is for tossers anyways, just join the army la, it'll make a man out of you
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>>54074236
>
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Gave a tramp a handjob last week lads. Hope he didn't film it
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>>54074222
REALLY not looking forward to that day
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need a stockings gf
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>tfw """mentally ill"""
>tfw can't join the army
>tfw I'll be exempt from the WW3 draft
feels bad man
I just want to die on the battlefield
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>>54074236
Underage cunny is best cunny

t. 27 year old
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>Arselel
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>>54074325
catch 22
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want to watch legally blonde in bed with a qt twink desu
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>>54074325
what are you mentally ill with
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>>54074325

>not dodging the draft and becoming a war profiteer
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Der Englander ist abgehauen!

OHMSS is the GOAT Bond film at the beginning and the end but somehow the middle is complete shit. Preparation H? Really?
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>>54074378
homosexuality
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https://fb.com/OfficialBritainFirst/videos/951770628301532/

>VIDEO: BRITAIN FIRST CARRIES OUT CHRISTIAN PATROL IN ISLAMIST HOTSPOT BURY PARK, LUTON
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>>54074378
Depression apparently
Tried to an hero so they deffo won't let me in
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>>54074222
>the Queen dies
>every /brit/ thread is a Queen is dead long live the King edition
>histrionic anime cunts will STILL try to force their shitty editions
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>>54074325
Same but I don't blame them for not letting me in. I'd probably end up shooting people in my own squad to see if I could get away with it during a battle
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>>54074378
mental illness
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not gay but i'd like to top a qt twink missionary style and make out while i'm shagging him
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>>54074364
>legally blonde
faggot

and I say that as a gay
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>>54074325
To be honest mate lad you could join the FFL or another army that takes foreigners as they won't have your medical records and cant legally access them abroad.

One of my mates was exempt from conscription because of something he'd done when he was a kid (minor self harm) so joined the FFL. They only have the ability to check your Interpol record.
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someone tell me to go for a walk

I am unable to motivate myself
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>>54074378
read the post again

>I just want to die on the battlefield
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>>54074333

>27
>yank
>posting in a general for teenage British people

Rethink your life you utter crustacean.
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>>54074479
go for a walk
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oi Car won't start gimmick lad

have a butchers hook at this hahahah
>>>/tv/65259853
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>>54074483
Fuck of kid
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>>54074003

It really isn't mate. It used to be a green and pleasant land. Now it's a nation of bankers and leftists.
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>>54074163

saw someone give a roma tramp a fiver in edinburgh and she was absolutely ecstatic, staring at the note as if she couldn't believe it was real, praising god

so what if he did spend it on drugs, that's the only enjoyment he has in his miserable existence
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listening to the cure
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>>54074436
hmm, very meme.. my sister suffers from the same """illness"""
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>>54074509
>shillinglaw
jej
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>>54074479
Go for a walk and on the way back pick up some beers from the shop, you deserve it.
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>basically a billionaire from making a few tv shows
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>>54074493
Ok
I'll let you know when I get back and if it was a good walk
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>>54074222

>defending a tyrant
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>>54074529
how do you give £5 away
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anxiety is so bad i feel like im gonna give myself a heart attack lads
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>>54074555
he still looks pretty sad, just more evidence that money doesn't equal happiness?
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>>54074478
Sounds good desu
If WW3 kicks off and the shit truly hits the fan, I'm sure I'll be able to join some kind of foreign militia like the PKK. Don't really care who I fight for so long as I get to fight and then die.
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>>54074524

>of

Why can't old people spell?
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>tfw
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>>54074555
they were fantastic TV shows to be fair
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>>54074242

How the fuck is that possible, do you have cancer?

I'm 6ft and 12 stone and you can see my hip bones and ribs, cannot imagine being 40lbs lighter, I would look like I was on the verge of death
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>>54074577
Just b urself :^)
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>>54074555
>larry david married laurie david

its like poetry
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>>54074478
This desu, the FFL see a lot of action too as the French state/public are less precious about non-French casualties/fatalities. Always off propping up/toppling regimes in West Africa haha

Heard it's quite a tough selection process though.
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>>54074573
Rasheed
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>>54074577
Have a nice relaxing alcoholism
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>>54074595
>more evidence that money doesn't equal happiness?
People who still need evidence to prove this to them are lost causes.
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>>54074544
Yep
I'm just a horrible, lazy little shit I'm not """depressed""". Im just a literal shit cunt, a real nasty piece of work desu
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I am 8.3 stone / 53kg
I am 5'8 / 174cm
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>money equals happiness
Something only poor people believe
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i bet the next generation won't play video games because no one makes video games that could appeal to kids anymore
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Considering getting one of these male sex toys 2bh
Want to shag a plastic fanny
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>>54074595
This book is completely based, you should read it.
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>>54073720
Make sure she doesn't have a cock first.
That'd be embarassing. Also, use a condom.
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Dream about going through a plane crash where the only survivors are me and a qt 16 year old virgin girl. We'd wash up on a desert island where I'd comfort her and we would fall in love.
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>>54074595
Nah he's a lot happier in real life than he seems on tv. Fair play to him but he really doesn't deserve all the shekels he has.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjl80E1SSmM
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>>54072729
No need to be racist, familia.
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>>54074577
*hides behind a corner waiting for you to come by*
hears your foot steps
*sees your shadow approaching my general direction*
*jumps out and shouts "FUCK OFF YANK" right into your ear canal*
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>>54074714
sometimes I dream I'm in a plane crash and I wake up on an island of all women

then I shag them all day
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0fk6syQ7iY
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>>54074737
DESIGNATED
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6'2" 12.5 stone 2bh

Need to gain muscle.
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>>54074645

Evelyn Waugh married Evelyn Waugh (nee Gardner)
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>>54074737

>replying to a 45 minute old post

kill yourself
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>money doesn't equal happiness
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>>54074714
good poster
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>>54074724
NHS NURSES SHOULD BE ON LARRY DAVID WAGES

fuck off lad, he deserves everything he gets
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>>54074737
Good post harmeet
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>>54074724

who the fuck are you to say who does and doesn't deserve stuff, fuck off
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>>54074648
>Heard it's quite a tough selection process though
Physically, it's apparently about the same as a British Army infantry regiment (unless you want to go in the REP, in which case it's like the Paras). It's mentally much harder though, they fuck with you a lot
this is just what I've heard though
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>>54074701

Too much hassle to clean up desu.
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YELLOW SCREEN TIME
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>>54074640
Cheers m8 I feel much better now :^)
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>too lazy to go to the gym
>spent ~£600 on home gym equipment
>too lazy to use it
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Got chased over a park by a chav with a machete once, I could hear him behind me an he kept saying "I'm gonna get you lad!"

It was very scary ngl
Some of his slaggy female chav friends were there and I could hear them laughing, the little cunts
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>>54074747
good lad
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>>54074804

If you won 10 million tomorrow you'd be happy for a little bit, then quickly become jealous of people who have 20 million
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>>54074706
No, sorry but I don't read books.

>>54074724
little do you know he's incredibly depressed, trust me, I have insider knowledge direct from his therapist.
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>>54074233
23 on Tuesday
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>>54074804
http://www.pnas.org/content/107/38/16489.full
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>>54074855
classic
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>>54074855
gib
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>>54074804
t. poor person
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lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc5eOL0Ppds
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>>54074825
Common sense is obviously lost on you lad
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>>54074815

So many legal wank opportunities to a legit completely naked 16 year old girl.
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>>54074855
All you need for a home gym is a bench, a set of adjustable dumbells and a pull-up bar
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>>54074876
>I don't read books

Fucking hell.
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>>54074847
been orange for me for nearly half an hour
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>>54074876
>trust me, I have insider knowledge direct from his therapist.
Yeah right
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fuck sake i sat on an orange and it exploded everywhere
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>I read books
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>>54074932
>All you need for a home gym is a bench, a set of adjustable dumbells and a pull-up bar
no
stands, an olympic bar, a plate set. plywood and rubber mats. You can make some stuff yourself, atlas stone moulding is p easy
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>>54074873
>>54074873
>>54074873

new
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>>54074840

One drop of blood spilled and instant French citizenship though. You could just cut yourself on barbed wire or something.
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>>54074983
haha!
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>money doesn't equal happiness
Absolute bollocks, my life would be ten times better if I owned my own house, had a nice car and had money to go on holiday a few times per year. Fuck off with your philosophising
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>>54074236
She came from that?
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rate me
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>I don't read books.
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>>54075022
>Early + weeb edition

FUCK OFF
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>>54075084
actual retard
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>>54075084

its not even a /brit/ thread you fucking dullard
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Been unironically doing wanks to incest joi
Shits fucking hot as fuck, seriously
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>>54075051
>comfort = happiness
Lol
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*ddp specs you four times and you're still alive*
heh nothin personnel

Kid
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>>54075124
>joi
whats that
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me irl
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>>54075051
I'm rich as fuck

My parents are multi millionaires and I will never have to worry about money or paying bills or what's going to happen because of whatever financial shit or job markets etc

I am also extremely depressed and haven't been happy in many years
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>>54075174

japanese origami instruction
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Hello all how has your comfy Sunday been?
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>>54075174
jog on indian
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wish these uni freshers on yikyak would shut up about their drug taking
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is it cheating if it is with a prozzie? surely not
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>>54075134
Says the neet who is always banging on about being comfy
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>>54075207
want to killmyself hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>54075174
Jerk off instructions
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>>54075174
jerk over incest
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taking drugs as we speak
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>>54075215
/brit/ is literally (read: figuratively) Yik Yak with a different UI. Wouldn't be surprised if it literally (read: literally) was.
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>>54075192
You might as well gas yourself then
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gf is ignoring me for no fucking reason whatsoever lads
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dae think drugs should be legal?
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>>54075239
Yes, the fact that you are literally paying money to have sexual intercourse automatically means you are cheating.
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shoes lol
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>>54075295
yeah except yikyak has tons of fucking annoying girls
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>>54075348
Depends what drug it is
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>>54075299
You're just a fucking pleb who thinks that a nice holiday and owning a home will make you happy

Fucking poor people make me sick

Literally plankton
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Me on the left
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>>54075318
put it in her shitter
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>>54075292
Why are you posting average looking girls?
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>>54075264
Don't my love
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>>54075471
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>>54075433
it wont go in 2bh, too big
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>>54075375
>implying /brit/ doesn't
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>>54075421
US banter doesn't work here
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>parents are millionaires
>live in a mansion
>never wanted for anything material
>wake up every day with no reason to get out of bed
>failing uni
>no friends
>suicidal thoughts
Yeah, money doesn't make you happy and you're an utterly spiritually bankrupt capitalist drone if you think that
There are people far, far happier than me living in slums and struggling to get by
All money buys you is comfort and convenience
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>>54075421
>You're just a fucking pleb who thinks that a nice holiday and owning a home will make you happy
I'm not poor, fuck off billionaire. Also, you're a pleb because you have money yet you still find reasons to be miserable. Stop being such a special snowflake and grow up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO_uNraib3g
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>straight edge kids that need to constantly remind everybody that they're straight edge
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>>54075545
Go fuck yourself, Eton boy
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>>54075545
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but I'd rather be crying in my Lamborghini"
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>>54075545
money is freedom
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>>54075545
yes better make sure the goyim don't try and get rich schlomo!
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*walks in*
*takes clothes off*
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>>54075595
Did someone watch a new Filthy Frank video?
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>>54075593
neat, a documentary about normies in their natural habitat. good share, i'm watching it now :-)
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>>54075545
fob
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>>54075630
im actually only 4 minutes and 29 seconds into it
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fucking need a gf
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>500 quid a month for a spare room in a shithole

When will the housing bubble burst? This is ridiculous.
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when did chelsea score haha didnt even notice
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>>54075699
I'll be ur gf
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>>54075545
You might as well kill yourself and leave your money to people who will appreciate it. You're literally a wasteman.
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>>54075545
>comfort and convenience
= happiness

Also you're rich you don't need to get a job why are you worrying about uni
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>>54075551
How does money help mend a friendship? Fix a broken marriage? Bring back a dead loved one? For all the things in life that actually matter, money is irrelevant.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2KRh6HIJAw
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>>54075545
People like you are the reason this country is going to shit. Your dad must hate you.
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>>54075716

We're inviting immigrants in by the millions and only building a few hundred tiny houses here and there. Never.
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>>54075551
Money does not cause happiness

I know that's hard for poor people like you to comprehend because you're obsessed with what you don't have and think that just a little more and you'd be all good but that's simply untrue
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Lads can you get arrested/sued for torrenting a film

On the comments of a film I want to torrent and there are some people saying that several got sued for downloading that specific torrent
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>>54075734
Ok
Come snuggle with me then please I'm very lonely
>>
neu
>>54075816

>>54075816

>>54075816
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>>54075823
YOU WOULDNT STEAL A MICROWAVE
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>>54075803
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>>54075808
Give us some of your money then and we'll decide

Or are you all mouth no action fatman
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>>54075803
The houses we do build are too expensive for people to move into.
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Accidentally clicked captcha option and can't be arsed to type out such a low quality poll again.

http://strawpoll.me/6629119

Oh, I mean 'Important poll!'
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>>54075823
yes but it's unlikely
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>>54075765
Money helps you to get over those problems. Normal people have to get on with their daily grind and be stressed out all the time and worry about bills etc. Rich people can just fuck off on holiday to take their mind off things.
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>>54075884
>>54075884
>>54075884
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>>54075823
No.

iirc the ISP sends you 3 letters about it if they find out and after that they don't do anything.
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>>54075823

only americunts
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>>54075888
That's not how it works

If you think all stress goes away when you don't have to worry about money then you're obviously a poor cunt who doesn't have any

Life is far more complex then the bills that come in the mail
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>>54076024
>expecting a petty little worker bee to understand this
Just give up mate
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