If Spain gets BTFO and becomes Muslim
Should Philippines officially convert to Islam if our previous colonizers also converted.
Paranoia. Thinking that people who are anti-Duterte are pro-Mar (and for that matter, thinking that people who are anti-Mar are pro-Duterte) is commiting the fallacy of the false alternative.
Wtf is this? This sub is even more beta then r/am.
Reposting just for you. It's closed.
I see. Wel, thanks for the pic anyway, at least I now know how it looks like.
I'm interested in that mall because the person in my name went there for an anime event back in 2014. Look up "Bangkok Comic Con 2014".
Candidates, known as mag-sabil, "who endure the pangs of death," were selected from Muslim youth inspired to martyrdom by the teaching of Imams. Parents were consulted before the young men were permitted by the sultan to undergo training and preparation for Parang-sabil (the path to Paradise). After an oath taken, hand on the Qur'an, the chosen took a ritual bath, all body hair was shaved, and the eyebrows trimmed to resemble "a moon two days old." A strong band was wrapped firmly around the waist, and cords wrapped tightly around the genitals, ankles, knees, upper thighs, wrists, elbows, and shoulders, restricting blood flow and preventing the mag-sabil from losing too much blood from injury before accomplishing his gruesome task. Clad in white robe and turban, the chosen youth would polish and sharpen his weapons before action.
At the moment of attack, the mag-sabil would approach a large group of Christians, shout "La ilaha il-la'l-lahu" ("There is no god but Allah"), draw kris or barong and then rush into the group swinging his sword, killing and maiming as many victims as possible in the time he had left. The true believer, . If the observant Juramentado believed that his murders pleased Allah, he could not admit that the inevitable consequences To reconcile the inconsistency, they fashioned themselves as martyrs of their own making, coaxing their way into Paradise with the spilled blood of numerous enemies of the faith on their hands. In effect, however, the tactic more closely resembles murder/suicide. The Juramentado—acting neither in self-defense nor through selfless altruism—commits to murder, and his own self-destruction, solely for the promise of his perception of personal gain. After death, the mag-sabil's body would be washed and again wrapped in white for burial. In the unlikely event the mag-sabil survived his attack, it was believed his body would ascend to Paradise after 40 years had passed.
Some parts of the Philippines were already under islam before the Spaniards arrived, from the Sultanate of Sulu & Sultanate of Maguindanao to the Kingdom of Tondo & Kingdom of Maynila.
Just choose the lesser evil, but since they're all vile & corrupt, just choose the ones who aren't fugly
VOTE FOR DUTERTE
MAKE PHILIPPINES ISLAM AGAIN!
>Implying Mar can win
He can only cheat by making Grace Poe part of the ballot and disqualify her after making the list.
Some retards will shade poe and votes will go to Mar even though machine will claim it's invalid.
Are dutdut fags that threatened by mar? Top kek mat seems to bring out their steam.
>yet another flip centirc circus thread for foreigners to laugh at
I will just eat fruits like banana or apple for dinner lad. Should I ?
Dont really care about the DDS & martard fued, more concerned about the BBL, and FYI did you know that the SK is back? the training ground for kids to become politicians returns as politicians make up another excuse to rob our asses
Save the fruits for breakfast
Who Lechon Kawali here lads?
Any of you SEA niggas eat durian & rambutan?
These fruits look weird but tastes really good
Remember to vote for our new fuhrer.
This creep is trying to hit on weirdnose-chan. Wat do /asean/?
>every fucking /asean/
>completely filled with flips shitposting
This is even worse than /lat/ and /sverige/. Why don't you other SE asians get your own general excluding filthy pinoys?
>Should Philippines officially convert to Islam if our previous colonizers also converted.
Philippines should convert anyway. The Catholic church were conquerors anyway and staying Christian is as good as being cucked.
See, even the greatest civilizations of the Philippine islands were Muslim. Also we need to rename the Philippines. It is named after King Phillip II, we need a name that is more indigenous to the islands.
Fuck no. The Philippine flag is perfect as it is. Just bring it back to the 1986 colors.
The Chinese called Philippines Ma-i (Ma-ee)
>Ma-i consists of the Sānzhōu (三洲, "Three islands") group of islands: Kia-ma-yen (卡拉棉, Calamian), Bālāwàng (巴拉望, Palawan) and Pa-ki-nung (布桑加, Busuanga)
The Indians call the Philippines as "Suvarnadvipa".
The Malays called Manila as "Seludong", and Luzon as "Tanah Manile".
The Hindu kingdoms of Indonesia and Mainland Southeast Asia called the Philippines as "Mahardlika".
The Muslims here also came and conquered and pillage. One of the reasons why we side with Spain in the first place. Muszzies are no better just another foreigner sand nigger moon worshiping religion to us.
Do you have any idea which fruit is Du30 liked most?
I'm going to buy fruits right now, just have not decided yet what kind of fruits.
The only muslim group that engages in slaving & pillaging are the Tausugs, the other muslim ethnic groups like Badjao(mostly gypsies) & Maranaos(mostly traders) didn't. That's also the reason why Cebuanos became Spain's bitch because they were too attached to the Spanish for aiding them in fighting back the raiders
>That's also the reason why Cebuanos became Spain's bitch because they were too attached to the Spanish for aiding them in fighting back the raiders
if that were true then the Raja of cebu should've never had repaired his relationship with Lapu-Lapu and poisoned the remaining spaniards on cebu to free that malaysian guy
I think we should just surrender ARMM, those places are shit holes anyway, no investors, no progress, dangerous & filthy. Muslims who were born & grew in the south act like niggers compared to those who migrate in the north(conservative but tries to integrate to & contribute to society), Southern ones be like WE WUZ SULTANS N SHIIIEET WE OWNZ THIS LANDS NIGGA.
>only 50% malay
are you guys even trying?
Lapu-Lapu & Raja Humabon(a.k.a. Raja Muhabir) didn't make peace with each other, the Cebuanos were just pissed that the Spaniards celebrated despite their defeat & they also harassed & raped Cebuano women which pissed off the locals
you prefer to just have banana for dinner?
i'm just suggesting something that will be tasty cause clearly you don't care about balanced diet when you're eating a banana for dinner
Never had a genocide? actually, we had, but it was the Americans who did it, not the good-old peace-loving(sometimes shit-talking) flips. Americans killed 900-1000 flips kebabs
You killed them of course. I thought this was obvious to you guys?
The laws are only in placed so that Malays wouldn't fall behind and let the chinks take over. It's super justified.
We'll have boots on the ground if they tried to invade an EU or NATO country, then ISIS will be offically BTFO'd when the UK and USA send troops.
Oh and inb4 some retard on here actually says these sand niggers could take on such a military might.
Tagalog and Bisayan are way more indigenous
Pick one of the languages and choose a word that simply means (people)-land or archipelago. So something like Kapuluan or Bayanland or Bansa. That is how many other countries got their names.
Now first of all, because of the location of the Philippine islands civilizations were formed late. And Muslim kingdoms where one of the first to be formed in many areas. There was a lot of fighting between the tribes so no one in innocent here.
Following who is the most indigenous to the Philippines is hard since it is such a crossroads of Austronesian, Indian and Chinese civilizations. But Austronesian has stayed he most dominant. The Languages are still heavily Austronesian and so are the traditional dresses and arts.
Holy shit this is so fucking depressing, I'm a hapa and I've never felt like the relationship between my parents was anything like these guys are describing.
They all seem to be so alienated have a whole bunch of reasons to think everyone hates them or view them inferior.
Maybe it's the place I live, but seriously? If anything being half-asian has helped me in life kek
>Muslims who were born & grew in the south act like niggers compared to those who migrate in the north(conservative but tries to integrate to & contribute to society), Southern ones be like WE WUZ SULTANS N SHIIIEET WE OWNZ THIS LANDS NIGGA.
Kapuluan means islands
Bayan means nation (nationland? sounds weird)
Bansa means country
I prefer Mahardlika/Majarlica (noble), but changing the name would be so much effort & most probably lead to more confusion
Animist/ Hindu Buddhist kingdoms formed first. A lot of us proabaly would have put up a stronger front against Spain if Islam and Muslim werent such a pest.
Even the tausugs just recton a lot of thier original culture just to fit with islam
Rizal wasn't actually a revolutionist, but was a intellectual propagandist, whose simple books sparked a revolution.
Kapuluan Rizal & Josenesia sounds corny & weird bro, people look up to Rizal, but we don't look up to him like a savior, but just a national hero. Plus, Rizal wouldn't like that, he was humble. Like I said, I prefer Mahardlika/Majarlica sonce it sounds nice & we can be called Maharlicanos/Majarlicans
You are right it will be a lot of effort and just lead to more confusion. Let me just live my fantasies.
Which side is Asian? When I read hapa stories like this it seems more superficial. Maybe it is the environment and they grew up in that subset of American society that is very judgmental. What kind of place did you grow up in? A lot of minors? In the international school I went to, for the first 3 years 2 Filipinos were some of the coolest kids in school. Or at least for me, I looked up to those kids in some way. Like I copied their fashion choices and shit. I went to a K-12 school.
Tough luck, oil is too cheap. Just hide your oil until it gets expensive again. Just wait for the African populations to mature and all of a sudden demand for oil and cars will surge and prices will explode again.
Well, to your lack of knowledge regarding it's history, you should know that the Sultan of Brunei gave Sabah to the Sultan of Sulu for aiding them against a rebellion.
not true, in fact most of indo dishes aren't fried or oily
>variants of balinese cuisine
>eastern indonesian cuisines
>ikan bakar dabu dabu
are all popular indo dishes that either grilled, boiled, or steamed.
not everyone finds greasy food good, especially in this climate
I know anon, jk both posts
We do have a muslim problem in eu, dunno if that other anon was serious but we need to start the crusade from Europe indeed
delet this right now
Why blame him, though? He was still young and not yet king when the islands were discovered and named after him.
It gets cold over there? Where in Vietnam are you?
If it weren't for the Muslims and their love of science back in the day advances in medicine and the sciences would either have never happened or would have been delayed, and the knowledge of the Ancient Greeks and other people may have been lost forever (as the Arabs were the ones who studied and preserved them during the Dark Ages).
TFW protestarnts can never wear a cross with pride
INC is a cult, theyir Holy Bible is edited & they consider Manalo a prophet.
Purge them when?
At this rate they're the ones shooting themselves in the foot. With all the controversy they're facing and their apparent internal strife, a schism looks likely in the near future.
From what I've heard though, Eduardo Manalo's father Erano was more of a good guy, their current troubles began with Eduardo.
Flip topics would be the death of this general.
Same shit over and over again.
Why do Muslim enjoy bombing shit up?
Do they get a boner from it or something to do with Muhammad's promise?
Why isnt /asean/ progressive like the rest of the world?
COME ON LA
It's less of a problem with Muslims but more with religious extremists in general. You have Christian terrorists blowing up abortion clinics in America and Hindu terrorists who engaged in suicide bombings in Sri Lanka. Sure, not to the extent of Muslim extremists, but my point is terrorism isn't unique to Islam.
They call it shahid or martyrdom, to Christians martyrdom means dying for the sake of saving others, according to jihadists martyrdom means blowing yourself up killing as much people as you can.
Not all muslims are terrorists, but sad to say most of the religious terrorists(jihadists) are muslims
Jokowi already give it all to Chink, don't bother. Unless you're trying to get contract from provincial govt. Be prepared to share it with local ruler.
It represents the apostol Santiago that his corpse is supposedly buried in the spanish region of galicia.
y tanto amigo mio! Los españoles se morían por tener el honor de llevar esa curz
Just remember that local violence that happened between 1997-2002 (Maluku, Poso, Sampit, etc) was caused by local elite trying to grab a share of rente.
Many provinces have their own entrenched elite now.
>Looks at Japanese news sites
>Just found out my favorite singer is retiring
Fuck. Comfort me /asean/. I'm not in a good mood today. I feel like crying. First David Bowie died, then the Packers aren't going to make it to the Super Bowl, and now this.
Don't forget, there's someone up there who likes you.
Jakarta maybe a shithole(pic), but that's nothing compared to Manila & Pasig
I'll try for Ambon conflict
>late 90s, new order power disintegrating everywhere
>protestant politician losing governorship twice to muslim candidate
>us vs them mentality fermented by church
>suddenly reformasi and talk of decentralization
>local elite heated up on oncoming election
>all christian politician joins PDIP
>maluku gangs deported back from Jakarta
>governor told every mosque to have telephone and make network, incase of something happens
>youth being youth, gangs of mostly muslim and christian ethnicities fight over woman
>shit hits the fan the next day, mosques and churches burning
I just finished this book.
So the bisayan butthurt squatter is back?
Geez we really do go through some kind of rage cycle
Please no more tagalog squatter chimp out. I'm only stating comparison
Selamat malam kawan
Aku butuh tidur
Please, have a random pic
Hello Spain. Glad you showed up
I wish the streets liked me, but you're wrong they don't like me despite me helping them out so many countless times in the past. I am the silent defender, the silent assassin of the streets who keeps them safe. But they don't even know I protect them and not just some freak in a mask. But only I am to blame for that. I chose to do it covertly and I've been successful so far. And I will keep doing so in the future. For, fro me what matters the most is my duty not removing their hatred towards me let alone getting praised by them
>want to move out of this shitty country and move to a better, more comfy place
>dont know a place that wont make fun of my shitskinniness, manletism, accent, small dick, etc...
any other flip sharing this feel?
That one is a random girl at newly-opened Lotte Mart.
>All this shitfling bisayan squatters again
TFW tagalog squatters are starting another chimp out
TFW shitskin tagalogs are getting out of their slums
Bisayans squatters are so easily baited. I guess the hothead thing is true
TFW tagalog squatters are coming out of their slums
I wonder what happens when every SEA country can let you own firearms yourself just like America...
It would be either pure chaos or less mugging on the streets.
Tagalogs would probably be extinct since they're very dumb & self destructive & would probably shoot each other like niggers
My internet dropped out half way though the post you faggets
After I posted literally the same thing again it loaded and I realised I had doubled up, so deleted it.
Stop being poofs
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Kek, just found out such files exists in my drive
Yes, here our indon brothers doing well in their college in Mindanao
There are no Indog professional pron video because its haram.
The only what so called pron video is just some amateur shitty video with 3gp extension
What is your fetish bruv?
Same here, there was a time where porn was popular, but nobody makes pinoy porn anymore, and even when pinoy porn was popular they wont show the private parts just like what Japanese porn does except our didn't blurred but just avoided the view
Traps? are you gay?
you're going to hell
>wants to conquer that much land
>can't even handle Kurds
I think I know where that picture is taken, it looks like this place near Cagayan de Oro where you can bungie jump and has a huge go kart track.
The whole place was funded by a Mayor as well (with public help :^))
Because we want another kind of sponge.
And that pic is a man.