/asean/

first for penjajah

second for gimme a second

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>>54070428
Second for midnight postan!

>>54070543
>made this post 1 second before 9:11
>just like OP's pic

fifth for my penis

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It is nice seeing M&C gotten flexible with their translation.

>12 AM midnight

where did it go so wrong

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> be watching TV3's Anugerah Juara Lagu (actually just for Noh Salleh)
> live audience be like
Why wasn't this as enthusiastic / energetic as last year's. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixpTWKhiqSU] Not even Azlan of Meet Uncle Hussein + The Typewriters could made the crowd brake away into cheering or applause, they seem so silent on screen...even the twitter hashtag feed was more interesting than that!

>>54071621
Stop watching shitty TV show, Anwar

>>54071341
>tfw have shit to do
I should probably stop lurking and posting now. I'll probably masturbate, finish my work then go to sleep. I am a fucking idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blkRfVL4JY

>no gf
>distant longing
>can't sleep

it's fucking cold dawn

>>54072116
i had this one, pretty good but too sweet for my taste

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>tfw want to go to sleep but can't stop lurking /a/,/v/,and post on /int/

They weren't kidding when they said were here forever.

>>54071707
> (just for Noh Salleh)
> Azlan (& The Typewriters)
The rest was just background noise, sekejap tukar, sekejap family tukar balik.

>>54071707
>>54072430
And nothing else was on, I'm also watching some animays on own computer

Test

Whö was José Rizal?

>>54072850
Google it yourself

ASEAN, please give me a name that will triggers indo.
I was playing agario this evening and the whole room was full of indo or other SEA written names.

>>54073169
Pertamax gan

they go wild

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>>54072850
a handsome lad

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>>54072850
you mean pepe?

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>malaysians exist
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>54073672(Ikaw)

>>54073169
Budi or Tjoko

>>54073169
bacon or swine head on toilet

>>54073555
Nice image .
Can I save it?

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>>54073672
hey man,that's pretty rude

>>54072884
Rude desu

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http://findmagiccards.com/Item/Magic-the-Gathering/Visions/Suleiman-s-Legacy.html
Djinns and Efreets did nothing wrong

>>>/qa/417680
Get in here monkey!

>>54073672
Malaysia is like the American Asia but better in every way.

2 of the hottest chicks I know arw half Malaysians. One half Indian, the other half Chinese Malaysian. Both grew up in London.

>>54074157
He is
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/65229310/#65230926

>>54074735
I want to make Hafu Malaysian babies with Nordic qts but they h8 Asian men ;_;

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What are your thoughts on this guy?

>>54075602
shit.

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s-sakurahime...

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>>54075704
O-ohayo

>>54074463
We're even catching up on the corruption side of things.

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>>54075769
just wanted to do this

>>54075535
Still waiting for your picture bby

I wanna suck your cock while fingering your ass and making you lick my finger afterwards. You will keep licking my finger while I'm thrusting my cock inside your ass from behind.

I know you want it.

You'll be my slave - my qt twink slave that is. I know that this is your dream, stop being tsundere.

I want to be the man who's fucking you while you're still a man, and I'll watch you tranforms into a qt trap in front of me when you're taking hormones everday under my supervision.

I'll fuck you when you're a boy.

And I'll keep fucking you when you're transformed into my little girl slave.

I can't wait to see your balls shrink and your penis become feminine. I'll carress them with my tongue everyday before we go to sleep, baby.

Your breast... Oh my god!

I will suck your puffy nipple until there will be milk coming out of it!

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>>54075704
Haro haro Flipchan :3

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Wewewew...

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>>54076070

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>>54076078
R-Rude, have some decency ;_;

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>>54074463
>Malaysia is like the American Asia but better in every way.

>>54076347
I mean we are really like America. Really diverse. A natural leader. One religion to rule them all. And on the bad side we are really obese. We are American but better. Flips must be jelly as fuck.

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>>54076182
were you the only asian at mass?

>>54076503
Yes. I'm always the only Asian in my church :(

I want to take a qt Asian to mass one day and make her a tsundere Orthodox waifu.

>>54076484
>One religion to rule them all
>only ~60% muslim

>>54076484
nah,keep your multiculturalism and your hardly free

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>>54076484
rude desu,why you have to drag us into this?

>>54076659
you can take yourself to mass,you qt :3

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>>54077052
But I would be the only Asian

I want to take you if I could. =- (

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>>54076484
>mahathir's grandfather was an indian
truly asia

>>54076809
Yes man Islam rule it all.

>>54070428
>>54077348

get in lads

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>>54077191
but that'd mean I'll have to be close to sex tourists and black people

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>>54077634
I'll protect you from them.

Church is a safe haven from sex tourists, especially the Orthodox church.

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>>54077801
I'll sleep on it
goodnight

>>54078286
Goodnight my luv <3

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religion is holding back SEA desu

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Singaporeans I swer they're all traitors except for k8

>>54073169
wew, kwkwwkwk, maklu, ngentot, tiko, islam

>air conditioning died
>arsenal lost
At least I found the song that I was looking for.

>>54080386
>tfw working as air conditioning service-man
i know life could be better

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>>54080696
Help me senpai, I'm dying here

>>54079459
What did they do?

>>54080855
Singaporean poster sided with /balt/ instead of Indon who represented /asean/ here >>54077432

>>54080728
the thing is, i repair ac. but never use one
so i think you should feel what i feel senpai

>>54080911
singapore no :___:

>>54081523

REPRESENT /ASEAN/ LADS

sex

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>>54084147
l-lewd

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>>54084330
I can't help it, I like being lewd :(

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>>54084511
e-eeh? b-but!

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>>54085106
But what?
How about I show you a whole new world <3

I wonder how many times animfaggots reset their routers just to evade bans and samefag shitty discussions? just for a day? maybe 80 times?

>>54086987
They aren't even banned in the first place

>>54086987
>complaining about animes in 4chan

Mina, sorry I lost ;_;

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Good morning.

Have a nice day!

>>54090922
Putangina mo rin :)

Rise and shine people!

Wake up wagecukcs!

Selamat pagi f.am

where the gay bois at?

Chinkapoor not multicultural as they claim
They're monolithic which is brits cucked atas and brits cucked "heartlander".


Malaysia true multicultural country.
Work under one official language yet retaining racial languages/features respectively.

Malaysia Chinese mastur race, the only race that linguistically able to links Glory Han, Nusantara and Mighty Ingrish

>>54095866
The only reason Singapore is so cucked is because it's not truly Asia.

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Goodmorning /asean/

Daily reminder that we are all one

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>>54079459
Calm your tits, there are at least 4 of us funposting here senpai

>>54079459
it was zun

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>>54079071
They should convert to the one truly religion desu

>>54096193
will you be all one inside me senpai?

>>54098232
The one true religion of Orthodox Christianity.

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>>54098440
no

>>54098440
kys

>>54098742
>>54098749
those are 2 very different answers my abo and moro friends

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>>54099000
you aren't malaysia

>>54099614
Nope, but I am a faggot, so we've got that in common

Selamat morning asean

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>>54099758
>t.sex tourist

>>54097111
Did someone say there are uptight titties ITT?

Looks like someone needs to be loosened up.

Bangkok is very cold today. We are doom.

>>54099614
Who's this qt

>>54100402
An animu girl.

>>54100259
t. husbando is an Indo

>>54100395
It was 3º in Hong Kong according to Big Black Cock (BBC)

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Holy shit niggers i just discovered this thread
im going to shitpost here daily from now

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>>54100642
no Easter Island thread today?

>>54101061
>>>/mlp/

>>54101061
welcome, filthy squatter

>>54101415
straya truly bule

>>54101458
Pokpok pankatot

>>54101880
shut it Sheila

let's get down to business

why are Filipinos all fem slutty sub bottom fags?

>>54070428
are we fucking asian, mate?
pretty close at least

>>54101979
The only business allowed around here is shitposting

>>54102621
We aren't officially Asean but top quality shitposts are welcome itt

>>54101979
listen mate im gonna fuck you with a stick
this is an australian takeover

>>54102685
They asked if we're "asian", not "asean". You absolute fuck-knuckle shit for brains

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this triggers the auscunt

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>>54102857
Those boats are facing the wrong way

Looks like someones gonna have to turn em round

>>54102857
listen here you little cunt, you can take your fucking maple trees and fuck off back to your country cunt, fucking hate boats and faggots

canadians are pretty bro-tier though on the real i had a canadian teacher for a while
way better than amerilards

>>54103008
>tfw literally a faggot

n-no senpai.

I'm gonna marry my indo-kun husbando so he can get FUCKING LEAF citizenship and we'll come to Oz on a working holiday visa. Prepare your angus

>>54102685
anything beyond your shitposting is post-shitposting

>>54102764
No, you listen here mate

Toss that stick away and spread your pussy

>>54103124
>filthy brown asian mexican thinks he can get anywhere near prime white aussie pussy

stop kidding yourself juan

>>54103152
>auscunt thinks this fag wants literal cunt

muh sides

>>54103152
I wish i was born as a girl

>>54072116
Mak nyus

>>54103241
you still have a boipussy, show it

Hello, f.am, good morning

May peace be upon us, Insha Allah brother

>>54103045
sounds good, you can crash at my house as long as you and your fucking shit-tier asian boyfriend don't fag up my space
also, no boats allowed for obvious reasons
(they give me panic attacks ;_;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dkENBLOgUM

>>54103595
yeah fucking allah ahkbar etc
fuck off back to iraq cunt

>>54103152
Ole, you just played yourself if you think I couldn't.

Eleh bajet ganas je dia sekor ni

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>tfw suppose to go back to rent house to pay internet bill
>tfw got lazy
my bed is too comfy to leave

>>54103669
You mocking your own PM, kek

>>54103879
You still live somewhere in Kajang?

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thank Bathala for rain

Selamat pagi nigger

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>>54104023
my real home in kajang

>>54104069
its afternoon isis proxy

good doco desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DsG9yQrdD4

>>54104305
Well it's morning here:(

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Isang bala ka lang

>>54103905
he's not pm anymore, but tony abbott was pretty extremist
i actually agreed with his point, but the way he said it was fucking hilarious

>>54090922
what's the title of that again?

Anybody watched the new X-Files?

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>>54105497
>watching tv drama series except dexter

>>54105552
dat drop of quality though

>>54105497
Didn't know there was any, link it

>>54105599
Go to /tv/ or try the Fox website.

>>54105552
>watching dexter instead of breaking bad, GOT, The Wire, the Sopranos, Gravity Falls, Twin Peaks, Firefly, and LOST

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>>54105589
season 1&2 was the best season
others are okey-ish tier
last one was borderline

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>>54105656
>LOST
>O
>S
>T
agreed on breaking bad
still dexter > other mentions you just said

>>54105656
>watching all these meme shows

What is Australian Day?

>>54105656
is Gravity Falls an adult humor cartoon series?

>>54105497
damn, Sully and Mulder look so old.

>>54074157
>I know about medieval European history therefore I must have been in medieval Europe myself

truly brilliant logic there

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1 8
8

Can all the flips in Canada please leave?

Thank you and god bless.

>>54090922
S-Sauce?

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Will Filipinos be nice to me if I visited their country?

>>54106066
Just go to the south, man.

>>54106003
no. 100% Filipino fast food employees coming soon.

>>54106066
Yes, i heard the nicest people in PH are in Sulu island.
I heard every month they organize a large paintball fight between the locals and the local government units. foreigners are allowed to join either side.

>>54106066
Are you sex tourist?

>>54106138
>Malaysia is outlier just like US

>>54106181
Oh I went to one of those it was great.

The american sex tourist should do that.

>>54106066
just go to south and say to them i want to be held by abu sayaff
confirmed NEWS

>>54106181
>>54106095
Just Sulu or will people be okay in most of the south?

I would like to see any WWII sites I can

>>54106201
no

If I wanted sex tourism I would just go to Las Vegas

>>54106242
sounds scary

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The Philippines are actually one of the most peaceful places on earth, you can go to pretty much any of the islands safely as a westerner.

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>>54106066
We're only nice to whities..

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>>54106289
Google bernard then abu sayyaf.
It could be you.
Can't wait to see your face on newspaper

>>54106333
>what are Moros

>>54106333
but will they be nice to me? I don't want to get bullied

>>54106360
I'm as white as they come desu

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>>54106378
Happy ethnic people who would love to meet an american.

>>54106381
Yes, it will be great fun, they even have Wal-Marts for all your american needs.

It's basically america with brown people and child brothels. The most popular one is Abu Sayaff, so if you want to fuck kids go to the islands and ask to go to "Abu Sayaff"

I AM MOVING TO ASEAN. PLEASE HELP ME WITH ADVICE.

I'm thinking of doing a nomadic thing at first where I soend 3 months in one country then move to the next. My parents have a house in Thailand so I can always 'rest' there for a month at a time between ciuntries if needed.

What I'm looking at so far are Singapore, Malaysia, Vietnam.

Should I use airbnb.com for accomodation?
Thoughts?

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>>54106436
Stop trying to get me kidnapped by terrorists
I don't like kids

>>54106138

>only 55%

I fucking hate 45% of this shithole
I'm tired of liberals spreading faggotry to younger generations

TRUMP
R
U
M
P

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>>54106505
Hush hush my fat friend, everything will be fine.

You'll get all the little girls and burgers you want.

>>54106498
Please don't fall to the Singapore meme. It's a stressfull place with almost no culture to experience. It's only good if your goal in life is to become a fulltime wageslave.

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Are there any asean nations I can visit without people assuming I'm a pedo or being kidnapped by terrorists?
preferably with some cool history to see

>>54106624
Vancouver.

Same shitty people, but with the RCMP.

>>54106592
Not him... but isn't singapore a full blown nazi(as in strickt as fuck or you die/jail) country? Heard fools up there cant even chew a gum without getting whipped or speak about things some elites dont like.
Who the fuck wants to go there? Sounds like a dictator shithole.

>>54106592

If I come to Malaysia, where would you recommend me staying? I've only spent time in KL.

>>54106624
Do you look like a pedo? From that pic i'd assume you do.

>>54106655
>who the fuck wants to go there
Most of 4chan apparently. You know, with hdi and gdp statistics and all...

>>54106692
Penang

>>54106624
I am pretty children prostitutes knows basic history, you have no problem.

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I always imagine these fat american pedos getting off the plane in flipland and asking around in very loud and slow english where the nearest child brothel is.

I know this probably isn't how it actually is but I find it fun to imagine.

>>54106692
Depends on what you plan to do. Are you looking for job or just backpacking?

>>54106728
*I am pretty sure

>>54106643
I've been to the Pacific Northwest before

>>54106693
I look like a normal American guy from the south
I look more like a hick than a pedo if anything

>>54106728
I know basic history
I want to see sights and what not

>>54106624
Vietnam?

also try Malaysia truly Asiaaa

>>54106745
Weird. I backpacked through SE Asia and the stereotype is Australian and English pedos. Sure maybe a few Americans but they're definitely vastly outnumbered. Would here stories in Thailand about shady districts in some towns being completely overrun by creepy old Australian men. I'm sure if there was a pedo-haven like that next to America tho it would be the same.

Is there any other touristy places other than merlion worth visiting in singapore? i mean i turned down alot of travel packages in singapore because there is really nothing worth down there.

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Reminder.

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too much anime

>>54106835
Where do the american pedos actually go then?

I thought they all waddled over to the Philippines?

>>54106852
Night Safari Or Sentosa

>>54106815
Vietnam would be cool
There are places to see from the Vietnam war

I remember watching the Top Gear Vietnam Special a few years ago and thinking it was very pretty

>>54106705
If i went on a holiday, i'd want to see something different, ancient places, cozy towns and interesting stuff. Wannabe 1st world bling bling and places i cant fart without permission i can find here.

more like sillypenis mirite lads lmao

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>>54106901

>>54106904
Idk man I'm not an expert. I just know the Australians got a bad rep for it, but that's probably just due to their proximity.

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Maybe I'll just visit Central America instead

>>54106958
no you're not Argentinian

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>>54106958

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>>54106989

>>54107072
lad

>>54107013
Pedo

>>54107088
t.abdul

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>>54107088

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Ako ang erpad mo

>>54107129
anime.jpg

>>54107094
I don't think that really goes on there

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>>54107080

>>54107179
anime friend

>>54077372
Well, our first PM was a Kedah royal with Malay (dad)-Thai (mum) parentage.

>>54107237
anime

>>54107266
ily

Daily reminder that /asean/ is /a/sean

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>>54107204

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>>54107333
friendly reminder asean is anti chink zone
t. zhang

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Now white people wont come to us for cheap sex
http://www.cnet.com/news/how-sex-tech-could-threaten-the-worlds-oldest-profession/

>>54106901
>>54107204
cute girl, how much?

>>54107520
Will you get a real economy now?

>>54106747
>Are you looking for job or just backpacking?

I work for myself and I will need to also employ one or two English speaking freelance locals while there.

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>>54107535
Should ask thai/flip for that question ;^)
also we got palm oil and tech sector and oil& gas are expected to rise especially oil to 50 dollar a barrel at the end of this year.

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>>54107597
>also we got palm oil and tech sector and oil& gas are expected to rise especially oil to 50 dollar a barrel at the end of this year.
We can only hope my friend.
We can only hope.

Vote me to be t leader of /asean/ lads, I will do something to the chinks and Indians
Chinks will be required to wear ID card in public and I'll build walls in Vietnam to prevent the chinks from entering glorious asean soil
I'm not racist, I just want to make /asean/ great agaiin

>>54106498
Listen to >>54106592 and >>54106655
Life is bad here

oui

>>54107620
>remove chink
I like the way you think.

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https://sg.news.yahoo.com/christians-arms-vs-biff-000000325.html?nhp=1
Time to incite hate in /asean/

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>>54107352

>>54107616
canada are also hit by oil price crisis?

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>>54107809
No shit.

It's awful. British Columbia is still doing fine, but Alberta is in the shitter.

>>54107809
obviously. harper focused our economy on purely on selling oil to chinks and that completely fucked us over now that chinas stock market is crumbling.

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>>54107659

>>54107906
>>54107659
>>54107352
>>54107204
>>54107080
>>54106989
>>54106901
I think i know her
does she work in some database company here?

>>54107292
e

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>>54107881
>selling oil to chinks
>aussiever2.0

>>54107994
Yes

>>54108061
At least we don't resell our children to chinks.

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>>54107906

I've always wondered if western serial killers travel to SEA to kill people.

Or buy those sex kids and kill them.

Seems like it might be an interesting plot to a movie.

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>>54108076

>>54108109
there's already 1 but it's an aussie.

>>54108054

>>54108134
Why is it always australians?

Wait... I guess a country literally made up of death row inmates would have some interesting characters.

On behalf of the rest of the anglosphere I must apologize for the aussies. They really are the bastard child and should have been put down years ago.

>>54108109
Why would you buy a child and kill them?

>>54108134
Who?

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>>54108132

>>54108173
I don't know I'm not australian.

Some sort of ritual to ward off dingos?

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>that good feel when you look /asean/ but in fact you are half native half jew

>>54108169
>On behalf of the anglosphere

Bold claim, Zhang. Unless there is definitive proof that you nor your ancestry do not hail from the Orient, I'm afraid you'll be exposed as a fraud

Choose your next move carefully

>>54108169
>>54108173
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-01/australian-man-to-face-child-sex-abuse-charges-in-philippines/6511954
peter scully, the creator of daisy destruction + more
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Scully

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>>54108242
My ancestors fought in this battle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Plains_of_Abraham
O-on the losing side but still.

And this one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Monte_Cassino
On the winning side.


I cannot dance.

I do not like kpop.

And I am not studying to be a medical doctor.

>>54108324
Ah I heard about this one from The Band - Acadian Driftwood

what region of china would you say is culturally closest to southeast asia?
yunnan, guanxi, sichuan?

is there a real defined southeast asean culture in the first place?

>>54108257
talking about Daisy Destruction,is it ACTUALLY legit?

>>54108722
Do they even have cyberpolice in malaysia?

Why don't you just look it up if you're so curious?

Sick fuck.

why is there no indochina in this thread?

there are malaysians and flips and indonesia and singpore, but no siam or burma or vietnam

also why is it so gay and anime in here

>>54108759
but canuck-kun pls no bully..

>>54108794
No I'm actually seriously curious, do you guys have a cyberpolice group?

We barely have one in Canada because our government can't really into computer. I think it's basically only the US and england who have any sort of enforcement of anything online.

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>>54108722
Yes, saw 1 but never had the heart to watch it.
Never open my tor browser afterwards.

>>54108781
there are indochina but at night.

>>54108823
bukit aman does the job. They already detained 7 isis suspect that are planing to bomb strategic spot in malaysia in today's news.

>>54108823
Oh,about the cyberpolice thing..I think we might have one due to most movie pirating sites getting shutdown within a week its up....
I'm not sure to be honest....I mean,its not like most major hacking group is actually known to be in Malaysia...Maybe i'm just spouting this outta my ass or something...

>>54108882
Damn son....
ISIS going to blow some places up in Malaysia?
ALL THE MORE REASON TO FIGHT THE HERETIC!!!

>>54108823
They're watching this thread right now.

Testis

>>54106901
>>54106989
>>54107080
>>54107204

She seems to be the type to look better in person.
>>54107352
>>54107659
>>54107906
>>54108076
>>54108132
>>54108202

>>54108948
telor

What sort of jobs do people do in your country?

Besides selling their kids to aussies to turn into vegemite stew.

>>54109000
kerak telor dua biji wkakwakwkakwk

pake garam

>>54109036
>sharing the secret recipe
what a dickhead

now there'll be knockoffs galore

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How do I migrate to Japan?

>>54109082
telor apa om?
telor [spoiler]KAMUUUUUUUU[/spoiler]

>>54108257
What a sick fucker

I hope they lock him up and throw away the key

http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/malay-speaking-wing-of-isis-sends-video-warning-to-malaysia

Where can I watch this video?

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>>54109094
vegemite was a fucking mistake

what would possess an entire nation to weaponize a product of fermentation

thank god for dead vegemite production factories

but good job on pic related though

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>>54109106
telor busuk mana boleh pakai
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwk

>>54109095
get a working visa and work as a male pornstar
they dont have enough male pornstar there

>>54109188
>It is believed that Katibah has more than 200 fighters from Malaysia and Indonesia, who are highly sought after for "specialised missions", including serving as snipers and becoming suicide bombers.
HA
THEY ARE NOTHING BUT CANNON FODDERS
ONLY ARABS/PAKI/NORTHERN AFRICA ARE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY ISIS

>>54109188
It's not important. Just a smokescreen to our flip and indon neighbours hehehe.

>>54109287
i dunno serving as snipers doesn't sound too bad

>>54109188
Nice malaysian propaganda , but still i believe your government still funds 95% of terrorist activities in SEA.

>>54109535
It's not exactly their gov't that's doing the funding juanon.

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https://youtu.be/L6J_hDdCcfE

Hahahahahaha

>>54109745
>>54109745
>>54109745

>>54109699
is this malay banter

>>54109772
>*unsheathes katana*
>*dodges attacks*
>*teleports behind you*
>"nothing personnel kid"

>>54109772
NOT EVEN THREE HUNDRED AND TEN
WAIT UP WOG
>>54109699
>throwing firecracker at court
WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWWKWK

>>54109699
What's up with the Nora Danish pic?

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>>54109898
Sponsored by nora danish and Qu Puteh

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Can i eat this without heating?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

>>54110202
NO