It is nice seeing M&C gotten flexible with their translation.
> be watching TV3's Anugerah Juara Lagu (actually just for Noh Salleh)
> live audience be like
Why wasn't this as enthusiastic / energetic as last year's. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixpTWKhiqSU] Not even Azlan of Meet Uncle Hussein + The Typewriters could made the crowd brake away into cheering or applause, they seem so silent on screen...even the twitter hashtag feed was more interesting than that!
>tfw want to go to sleep but can't stop lurking /a/,/v/,and post on /int/
They weren't kidding when they said were here forever.
Djinns and Efreets did nothing wrong
Still waiting for your picture bby
I wanna suck your cock while fingering your ass and making you lick my finger afterwards. You will keep licking my finger while I'm thrusting my cock inside your ass from behind.
I know you want it.
You'll be my slave - my qt twink slave that is. I know that this is your dream, stop being tsundere.
I want to be the man who's fucking you while you're still a man, and I'll watch you tranforms into a qt trap in front of me when you're taking hormones everday under my supervision.
I'll fuck you when you're a boy.
And I'll keep fucking you when you're transformed into my little girl slave.
I can't wait to see your balls shrink and your penis become feminine. I'll carress them with my tongue everyday before we go to sleep, baby.
Your breast... Oh my god!
I will suck your puffy nipple until there will be milk coming out of it!
Haro haro Flipchan :3
R-Rude, have some decency ;_;
>Malaysia is like the American Asia but better in every way.
I mean we are really like America. Really diverse. A natural leader. One religion to rule them all. And on the bad side we are really obese. We are American but better. Flips must be jelly as fuck.
were you the only asian at mass?
rude desu,why you have to drag us into this?
you can take yourself to mass,you qt :3
But I would be the only Asian
I want to take you if I could. =- (
>mahathir's grandfather was an indian
but that'd mean I'll have to be close to sex tourists and black people
I'll protect you from them.
Church is a safe haven from sex tourists, especially the Orthodox church.
I'll sleep on it
Singaporeans I swer they're all traitors except for k8
I can't help it, I like being lewd :(
How about I show you a whole new world <3
Chinkapoor not multicultural as they claim
They're monolithic which is brits cucked atas and brits cucked "heartlander".
Malaysia true multicultural country.
Work under one official language yet retaining racial languages/features respectively.
Malaysia Chinese mastur race, the only race that linguistically able to links Glory Han, Nusantara and Mighty Ingrish
Daily reminder that we are all one
Calm your tits, there are at least 4 of us funposting here senpai
They should convert to the one truly religion desu
you aren't malaysia
Holy shit niggers i just discovered this thread
im going to shitpost here daily from now
no Easter Island thread today?
this triggers the auscunt
Those boats are facing the wrong way
Looks like someones gonna have to turn em round
listen here you little cunt, you can take your fucking maple trees and fuck off back to your country cunt, fucking hate boats and faggots
canadians are pretty bro-tier though on the real i had a canadian teacher for a while
way better than amerilards
sounds good, you can crash at my house as long as you and your fucking shit-tier asian boyfriend don't fag up my space
also, no boats allowed for obvious reasons
(they give me panic attacks ;_;)
yeah fucking allah ahkbar etc
fuck off back to iraq cunt
>tfw suppose to go back to rent house to pay internet bill
>tfw got lazy
my bed is too comfy to leave
my real home in kajang
its afternoon isis proxy
>watching tv drama series except dexter
season 1&2 was the best season
others are okey-ish tier
last one was borderline
agreed on breaking bad
still dexter > other mentions you just said
Will Filipinos be nice to me if I visited their country?
Yes, i heard the nicest people in PH are in Sulu island.
I heard every month they organize a large paintball fight between the locals and the local government units. foreigners are allowed to join either side.
Just Sulu or will people be okay in most of the south?
I would like to see any WWII sites I can
If I wanted sex tourism I would just go to Las Vegas
The Philippines are actually one of the most peaceful places on earth, you can go to pretty much any of the islands safely as a westerner.
Google bernard then abu sayyaf.
It could be you.
Can't wait to see your face on newspaper
Happy ethnic people who would love to meet an american.
Yes, it will be great fun, they even have Wal-Marts for all your american needs.
It's basically america with brown people and child brothels. The most popular one is Abu Sayaff, so if you want to fuck kids go to the islands and ask to go to "Abu Sayaff"
I AM MOVING TO ASEAN. PLEASE HELP ME WITH ADVICE.
I'm thinking of doing a nomadic thing at first where I soend 3 months in one country then move to the next. My parents have a house in Thailand so I can always 'rest' there for a month at a time between ciuntries if needed.
What I'm looking at so far are Singapore, Malaysia, Vietnam.
Should I use airbnb.com for accomodation?
Stop trying to get me kidnapped by terrorists
I don't like kids
Hush hush my fat friend, everything will be fine.
You'll get all the little girls and burgers you want.
Are there any asean nations I can visit without people assuming I'm a pedo or being kidnapped by terrorists?
preferably with some cool history to see
Not him... but isn't singapore a full blown nazi(as in strickt as fuck or you die/jail) country? Heard fools up there cant even chew a gum without getting whipped or speak about things some elites dont like.
Who the fuck wants to go there? Sounds like a dictator shithole.
I always imagine these fat american pedos getting off the plane in flipland and asking around in very loud and slow english where the nearest child brothel is.
I know this probably isn't how it actually is but I find it fun to imagine.
I've been to the Pacific Northwest before
I look like a normal American guy from the south
I look more like a hick than a pedo if anything
I know basic history
I want to see sights and what not
Weird. I backpacked through SE Asia and the stereotype is Australian and English pedos. Sure maybe a few Americans but they're definitely vastly outnumbered. Would here stories in Thailand about shady districts in some towns being completely overrun by creepy old Australian men. I'm sure if there was a pedo-haven like that next to America tho it would be the same.
Is there any other touristy places other than merlion worth visiting in singapore? i mean i turned down alot of travel packages in singapore because there is really nothing worth down there.
If i went on a holiday, i'd want to see something different, ancient places, cozy towns and interesting stuff. Wannabe 1st world bling bling and places i cant fart without permission i can find here.
friendly reminder asean is anti chink zone
Now white people wont come to us for cheap sex
Should ask thai/flip for that question ;^)
also we got palm oil and tech sector and oil& gas are expected to rise especially oil to 50 dollar a barrel at the end of this year.
>also we got palm oil and tech sector and oil& gas are expected to rise especially oil to 50 dollar a barrel at the end of this year.
We can only hope my friend.
We can only hope.
Vote me to be t leader of /asean/ lads, I will do something to the chinks and Indians
Chinks will be required to wear ID card in public and I'll build walls in Vietnam to prevent the chinks from entering glorious asean soil
I'm not racist, I just want to make /asean/ great agaiin
Time to incite hate in /asean/
It's awful. British Columbia is still doing fine, but Alberta is in the shitter.
Why is it always australians?
Wait... I guess a country literally made up of death row inmates would have some interesting characters.
On behalf of the rest of the anglosphere I must apologize for the aussies. They really are the bastard child and should have been put down years ago.
>that good feel when you look /asean/ but in fact you are half native half jew
>On behalf of the anglosphere
Bold claim, Zhang. Unless there is definitive proof that you nor your ancestry do not hail from the Orient, I'm afraid you'll be exposed as a fraud
Choose your next move carefully
peter scully, the creator of daisy destruction + more
My ancestors fought in this battle
O-on the losing side but still.
And this one
On the winning side.
I cannot dance.
I do not like kpop.
And I am not studying to be a medical doctor.
No I'm actually seriously curious, do you guys have a cyberpolice group?
We barely have one in Canada because our government can't really into computer. I think it's basically only the US and england who have any sort of enforcement of anything online.
Yes, saw 1 but never had the heart to watch it.
Never open my tor browser afterwards.
there are indochina but at night.
bukit aman does the job. They already detained 7 isis suspect that are planing to bomb strategic spot in malaysia in today's news.
Oh,about the cyberpolice thing..I think we might have one due to most movie pirating sites getting shutdown within a week its up....
I'm not sure to be honest....I mean,its not like most major hacking group is actually known to be in Malaysia...Maybe i'm just spouting this outta my ass or something...
vegemite was a fucking mistake
what would possess an entire nation to weaponize a product of fermentation
thank god for dead vegemite production factories
but good job on pic related though
telor busuk mana boleh pakai
get a working visa and work as a male pornstar
they dont have enough male pornstar there
>It is believed that Katibah has more than 200 fighters from Malaysia and Indonesia, who are highly sought after for "specialised missions", including serving as snipers and becoming suicide bombers.
THEY ARE NOTHING BUT CANNON FODDERS
ONLY ARABS/PAKI/NORTHERN AFRICA ARE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY ISIS