I have nothing against your places but Butuan and Iloilo really cracks me up whenever I hear the name of those places.
butuan = dicking
ilo*2 = The process of wiping shit off your asshole. x2
BAD = buruk
CLEAN = birah
DARK = gelap
DIFICULT = sulih
DIRTY = kotor
DRY = kireng
EASY = mudah
EMPTY = kosong
EXPENSIVE = mahal
FOREIGN = aging
FULL = peruh
GOOD = baik
HARD = keras
HEAVY = berat
INEXPENSIVE = murah
>CLEAN = birah
CLEAN = bersih
>DIFFICULT = sulih
DIFFICULT = susah
>DRY = kireng
DRY = kering
FAST = cepat
>FOREIGN = aging
FOREIGN = asing
>FULL = peruh
FULL = penuh
no need to thank me, just doing my job
this guy slaps your ass and says
>why aren't you following the law?
who /unironically voting for duterte/ here?
I'm half birth/Irish and flip am I superior now?
This reminds me, whatever happened to that guy who wanted to fight Thai monkeys? They can be pretty vicious, but I guess it all depends on how fast and how agile he is when it comes to climbing the trees
>you'll never get to fuck this cock-ridden hapa milf
JUST END MY LIFE NOW SENPAI
JUST END IT
>want to watch the newest execution from IS.
>all of the new one are plain and boring
The quality are dropping at alarming rate.
do flips have any other candidate that aren't meme?
TIL Sriracha sauce is too hot
I ate Kakinotane Sriracha-taste
wait till you had this motherfucker
just buy our stuff
very very cheap for sucki sucki
rebelling against Spain was a mistake, now Philippines is American rap culture.
The empire was a dead corpse by then. Corrupted officers, soldiers with low moral, shit economy and too much distance to the peninsula. Add to that part of the population helping the enemy and there you go.
another sulu invasion that will get btfo by malaysian arm forced again?
pls delet this post I'm offended by dis. Kiram family does not represent Philippine gov
What's philippines gov stands on sulu 'sultanate' ?
They should help their muslim friends and family from joining abu sayyaf and other terrorist movement instead of ridiculous claims that even the sabahan reject and disgust.
destroy the 'Sultanate' then its a deal
but they already dropped the claims and the philippines hasn't been claiming sabah since after marcos got the boot and removing them will make people angry
the government usually avoids to answer that question when ask, only stating that it supports the sultanate when no other choice. The public thinks that Sabah is ours, but doesn't go beyond that. The only people who actively try to force the claim are the Kirams and their friends, they always urge the government to at least help them claim it "for Philippines".
The only reason why the Amerifats actively wanted to go to war because they knew it would not be too bloody. Spain having a strong navy would have caused a lot of trouble landing those Amerifat troops
Guys, I'm crying right now.
Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with CIA. I've lost interest in all guys, besides him. Guys who are considered "hot" by the general female population don't cut it for me anymore.
CIA really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with him, but I'll continue to love him until the day I die.
b-but that's where I distribute porn for a living. ;_;
>removing them make some people angry
you can thank me later
>now we got sabah we gonna seperate from philippine
never forget the moro conflict
they are like rabid dogs, no one but sjw and high moral such as ustaz and ustazah wants them.
which were brain washed because they want easy way to heaven instead going to hell after commiting heavy sins before joining extremist group.
Blame mahathir policies that he never told any malaysian citizen for it.
He's the lucky shit that most malaysian in their twenties and thirties sucking balls at.
does it staring you and sexwang?
How's the weather there?
it's so hot here,I feel sticky
I have a nice pool in here baby. We can have some nice quality fun together if you know what I mean.
Of course it's hot.
I wish more malay are liberal instead of close minded piece of trash that never went out to see the beauty in other culture.
I felt like the only one, most of the time.
why do we keep falling fo it
is there some kind of poetic justice in pointing this out
aren't you sick of it already?
Well many people like mestizos and peninsulares wanted to be with Spain, as they have the advantages of being Spanish. A few flips like Jose Rizal didn't want independence, only better treatment, autonomy and then independence later on because Rizal was afraid that we will just get swallowed up by European powers dominating Asia, especially the Deutschlanders who are looking for colonies of their own (he was correct Philippines did get swallowed up by a major power after its independence).
We just cant help ourselves we just have to discuss our shitty history
he was inspired when he saw native americans in exhibitions in europe,he and the other illustrados wen to europe to win contests to prove that flips can beat euros and to sread propaganda too.
>did he really think that would actually work?
armed revolt was uncertain since they lacked funds to create a proper army
ones the flips where elevated and had more money,he would probably agree to armed revolt
>hating the only history you have
Talking about our "shit" history is a million times better than talking about stupid fucking showtime bullshit or huehue politiks.
>magiging masyadong masakit iyon
>malaking tao ka naman ah
>para sa yo
I'll forgive them for cutting out the interrogation scene
Philippines is pretty popular!
pls stop being butthurt because nobody is interested in your topics
>Matt Damon visit Philippines
I need one of you guys to run up to Matt Damon screaming MATT DAMONNNNN in a very special needs way.
look a the bright side it makes other countries feel good about themselves
I guess we are forever the clowns here that shitflings
its that "pababebe girl"mentality they don't know they are being ridiculed and laugh and the still continue thinking they get poetic justice for it
or that mentality when you take pictures of the slums and poor people and think exposing them will help them out but instead its just used a s ridiculing tool in the long run
not when it's raining
I wish it would rain,when at least the church is open and breezy
its poetic fun only we can deliver
fuck this country, we are getting leased soon anyway.
kek, are chickens like police officers or something
daily reminder that Malaysia has the best banter here.
>bombing Indon soil
>take lot of bogan in the process
>antagonize muslim, especially in Indo
Trip flip, are you there?
Here's your Royal Paragon Hall. It's fucking closed.
>still living in the year 2006
Most people should have known by now that Japan is just an overrated xenophobic country, you go to an expo because either you really want to travel there or you're a manchild with Peter Pan syndrome who thinks Shibuya is the haven of the modern civilization
Senpai, I'm not even a weeb. I have literally nothing to do - I'm stuck in Siam Paragon and there's heavy rain outside.
Btw I saw a cameraman filming me. Maybe I'll be on TV here.
shout to the cameraman
"Saya seks tourist!"
>be born as half white
>still looks like an average dark skin flip
You can do that by pitting them against each Unlike Jews, they can't really grasp the concept of uniting for a common cause and as such are prone to overemphasizing short-term goals, that more often than not means fucking over one of their own
>tfw everyone here thinks I'm half something..
I feel like I'm running for mayor everytime I go to the province
Yes, but that really depends on how develop it is or is it a tourist spot?
If not the novelty of living there gets old and you'll find yourself traveling back and forth for 2hr to the main city every week to get better amenities
I wanted to post something, but I forgot it guys. Remind me what was it?
>be born as a 100% flip
>gets mistaken as a jap
>gets called as an arab.
>tfw gets mistaken for a korean or an amboy
rave in my glowing flip skin
Is the bloodshed that will be made by this man be acceptable to us and possibly see him dealing the problems of our country in an efficient method?
The one that will run for president that has a tragic past of pic related
>What's philippines gov stands on sulu 'sultanate' ?
The government is too pussy to talk about it, if they support the Malaysians, our muslims(loyal to the Sultan of Sulu) will be angry & might commit terror acts against the country & if our government side with the Sultan's fighters, the international community will say our government supports terrorism against Malaysia(which is ironic since Malaysian government has been funding terror groups in our country to keep our attention off Sabah)
>They should help their muslim friends and family from joining abu sayyaf and other terrorist movement instead of ridiculous claims that even the sabahan reject and disgust.
Abu Sayaf terror gang is a group of jobless bandits who make money out of terrorism, they use religion to recruit fighters, but in reality they're just thieves, rapists & murderers. Only complete idiots join these terror gangs
>destroy the 'Sultanate' then its a deal
We can't it's part of our cultural identity, sadly kebabs are part of our diverse culture.
>sultanate are part of our culture
Republic Ain’t free. The tree of nation and motherland gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriots. Rodrigo R Duterte aka “Dutdut” is not my presidnet. he is gommunist and probbaly muslim as well :DD. Sulu sultanate? Just kill them. God bless Jose rizal.
There was also a video of Nur Misuari(a famous terrorist/rebel) in al-Jazeera news of which he said that the muslim rebels MNLF/MILF were funded by Malaysia
Duterte is the only chance for this country to rise above the current degeneracy of rapists, drug lords, drug pushers, hold-up gangs, etc which is very rampant.
The communist rumors are true, that's just a gossip that the Libetards & martard cucks want you to believe.
I support Death Penalty for drug lords/dealers/pushers, murderers & rapists which Duterte stands for
I support the modernazation of the PNP/AFP which Duterte proposes
Fear is what keeps the Law in order, you can't have a decent society when you allow criminals to prosper. Without discipline, Philippines will always remain a shit hole of crime & corruption
I don't know but it's kind of sad if government spread fear for the sake of the law to people. But, that's natural thing, people will get chaos if they get whatever they want tho
Yeah, hmmm mhmm, we have never realised that before.
>at the moment apart from the Phlippines the most serious interference we're receiving is from the side of Malaysian government because they're colonizing our homeland in Borneo...
So it's dutdut shilling time, I bet manila shit flinging is next then more Erps with Malay Chan.
Its like a never ending cycle
Hey guys, vote for me, I'm not a cuck, I swear
As incompetent as he is, sadly he's the "safest" of all the candidates this election (Binay and Duterte are corrupt, Poe will probably be disqualified, Miriam is sick and doesn't have a complete platform). Not that I'm voting for him though: honestly I think all the candidates this time are crap.
And Mar Roxas isn't corrupt? didn't you know he & his party(LP) had supervision & control of giving away the calamity fund for the Yolanda crisis? guess what, majority of people affected by Yolanda still live in tents & make-shift houses Where did the billions of funds go? any person with a gppd-functioning brain knew where it went
Duterte being corrupt is just another rumor/gossip, the only thing to fear about him is his strictness when it comes to discipline, but apart from that, nothing.
Either that or worse, you could be called a Binay supporter