ASEAN integration edition
Do you guys need money or something? I have some
why bother with the likes of her? when you can have beautiful dalaga gibing you cake?
this is what an indonesian-japanese person looks like.
I don't know about the weed, but I'm sure that pic related is overdosed in it.
delet wat you said, take back what you said and apologize me and nosechan are deebly offended.
I took only two pics. Dancers and fountains outside. I don't remember Royal Paragon Hall, but I have probably been there
Flipbong here, I just came back from house viewing
>still have my walllet and money
>still have my organs
>I didn't get lost
>the landlord was a barrister (my dream job)
>the landlady was half brit half indian
>they were both nice
>the house was amazing, I'm going to take it
>and I might convert into Protestantism because the Methodist church is only 10 houses down
I-Is my word not enough? She still has her v card, k. we're waiting till we get married.
Why did you take one of the biggest bpo account that we have?
Do you an idea how many workers has been laid off just because your cunt offered cheaper services?
t. non bpo worker who has friends working for mondelez.
They're both convention centers.
Anyway, just look up Royal Paragon Hal on Google Maps, the use the person cursor on the orange circle (once you see it). I could post the actual link, but I tried posting it and 4chan thought it was spam.
Not to offend but I heard from some people that some companies prefer Filipinos since they apparently are more fluent in English.
Daily reminder if you live on an Island, you're irrelevant trash!
no, not that kind of barrister. This kind of barrister, barristers basically represent and question the prosecution or defence. They'll question the witnesses and prove their point to the judge or the jury (random memebers of the public who decide whether someone is guilty or innocent).
>you'd have to fuck her on that tiny table
I-I'm imagining it now, f-fuck you!
>most /asean/ poster go out because it's satnight
>be me go to friends' house with Indian and Cambodian friend
>At friend's house meet one Iranian guy(5 of us are there)
>Iranian guy asks me where I'm from
>"Malaysia truly Asia"
>"No, I'm Christfag"
>"I like Jesus. He's a cool guy. I have no religion, god is within you"
>Iranian suddenly rants about how the media and the West are viewing Islam wrongly
>TFW I want to bash my head with a Quran just by how ridiculous this is
>Indian and Cambodian friend soon agree with it.
>Fuck do they even bother reading the news?
>Iranian shifts topic to Iran's sanctions and how it is being friends with US
>Remind him that if Trump wins, that is going to be gone soon.
>Indian friend talks about how racist Trump is
>Cambodian friend says how Trump is a bigot
>I went to toilet and shed my female tears in grief
>Indian friend talks about how the Prophet Muhammad was predicted in the Bible and Torah
>"Oh shit you got to be kidding me"
>"I'm serious, some Iman Zaki said so"
>"Show him my "Oxford Handbook to Biblical Studies" ebook in phone.
>"It should be at least mentioned in here if that shit is true, this is the gold standard when it comes to the Bible"
>"Uhh....you can't trust Christian scholars who hate Muslims"
>"You can't trust Imans who place their presuppositions on the religious texts of other religions"
>Indian friend kept quiet and sip on his drink
>Smile in glee over my triumph.
Why did you end up in his house anyway?
>be butthurt about the west's sanctions on your country that is developing nuclear weapons
>lives in the UK
reported to MI6
I hope all you weebs posting anime pics all the time die a lonely miserable death. Fuck all of you.
pls stop calling it Malay, that is flip OC.
It's not my fault you people speak English and I had to learn it before I can reply
and for some reason you had to use that pic right after I checked /int/, it bugged me for an hour then I came back to see if it's really you
I can give you my cousin's skype and you can contact her and chat with her later. But, first can you send $2500 to my paypal account? This is for travel documentation etc, the faster you tranfer the money the faster you can pick her up at Heathrow Airport.
E-mail me for further details:
check out my fucking cousin with the copycat flag, where is vietnam for perfect trio
It was a joke senpai but you're still a qt
>me on the left
Jangan bising-bising mas, nanti kedengar sama antek-antek kafir penyembah berhala pancasila (Desus88). Jika mas ingin bergabung sama tentara khalifah wilayah nusantara, lanjutkan ke group telegram @tentarakhilafahnusantara. Nanti di sana akan kami lanjutkan haluan antum, di sini gak bisa - banyak telinga dan mata yang mendengar. Moga dapat ana terima perkhabaranmu di sana kelak. Selamat.
what are you doing to fight the sex tourists and speed up /asean/ integration?
Thank you. I'll do anything to protect your purity from those sex tourists :)
they can be very pushy and whine and make a scene when they don't get what they want
daily reminder that these anime posters ruined flip's reputation, at least argue about something you tard.
these niggers unironically made me miss dutdut shitposting, at least its interesting
>taking 'discussions"about meme candidates seriously
just discuss anything, i mean ANYTHING outside of double digits IQ anime roleplaying.
you fags have tons of different tribe, island and culture to discuss and you choose omegle tier anime chat session instead
Vietnam immigrant colonizes their forest and still listen to Nguyen lord.
Khmer too weak because lost war again Thai Mercenary and Laos so they just accept it.
After Thai victory and capture their capital they start to invade Vietnamese colony.
Vietnamese beat Thai and capture the Khmer capital and put the whole land under Vietnam rule *legally*.
If the retard Minh Mang follow his father step and doesn't stop Westernization we can become second Japanese imperial and high chance complete Vietnamization Lao and Khmer because they're loser anyway.
we likes to jump into anyone bandwagon and less starting one, contradictory to how indon view themselves, they don't really like to talk about themselves because they thought they know everything and therefore boring.
once there's a discussion about culture, another fags will follow. but even then they will easily diverted once anime shits begin to post
When we win again Thai Empire, we capture the border they once invaded because we win.
Lao and Cambodia is existence is thanks to France because retard Minh Man and his successor stop westernization.
Laos and Cambodia both lose war again Southern and Norther Vietnamese and they're nothing but a fast road to each other.
But Laos is good and know it, but Cambodia alway butthutt about it because after they kill 1-3 million of their civilian *only 10000-20000 Vietnamese died*, they lose the whole countries to commie Vietnam in 2 weeks even they get support from China, USA and allies, also the Vietnamese once fled the country return and bring more so they start deny their exist.
Vietnam Cambodia war is nothing but just like a laughing stock for Vietnamese.
Im in the library right now because my roomates have someone over and I think they'll have a party. I might eat at KFC tonight because I wont be able to cook
Also my dildo/ beer (haram) opener
It just so happens I'll be eating KFC tonight, after years of not eating.
Bumping with based Western Orthodox liturgy,
>TFW I'll never be able to spin an incense censer 360 degrees and impress qt Christian girls with it as an Altar boi ;_;
>went on a food road trip alone because no friends
>tfw i just drive aimlessly looking for gastronomic adventure
>drive till I pass by in a shawarma place in lagro
>pull up and discovered they got pork shawarma!
>order it because haram
>drive home and stops by a burger foodtruck for a burger of course
>eat the pork shawarma and my tongue and it have sex
>drive home for real this time
>eat the burger while watching The Martian
How's your Saturday evening went through, /asean/?
You were already finished when I got there, hmp! I'm never eating you again!
Aku tahu kau takkan dapat baca luahan hati ini, tetapi elok rasanya jika diluahkan di sini - takut makin lama dipendam, makin terasa sakitnya di hati ini.
Bukan aku sengaja tinggalkan engkau. Sejujurnya, aku takut. Aku takut untuk menggalas tanggungjawab itu. Aku takut aku akan sia-siakan kau. Aku takut jika ada lelaki yang lebih tinggi sayangnya pada kau, yang mampu mencurah wang dan permata untuk kebahagiaan kau - Aku tak mampu beri semua itu. Aku tak mahu kau menyesal kelak.
Maafkan aku. Aku pergi tanpa mengucap selamat tinggal. Aku pergi tanpa meninggal sebarang pesan.
I thought it was some kind of terrorist plot, but it was just actually a love poem after I translated it.
>mfw this is flip society
>mfw no flip guys
>mfw they're going to watch pro-asylum seekers film
Now she's an accountant with an oversea degree, while I'm a depressed piece of shit who's failing college
bad = buruk
clean = bersih
dark = gelap
difficult = sulih
dirty = kotor
dry = kering
easy = mudah
heavy = berat
expensive = mahal
fast = cepat
foreign = asing
full = penuh
good = baik
hard = keras
part of the cultural shock experience :^)
don't worry anon, that's not that bad :)
south thailand is righful malay clay
Mahal, I'm integrating with ilonggo/bisaya QT.3.14. We've been together for a while. How to treat her right so that she feels secure but not too granted for me? I see they are a bit badass folks and like macho, but I'm a bit softer type of guy. How to do?
That's the last place I'd expect to find oil
Prepare for freedom :DDDD
le french and Texas pls calm down.
feels good knowing that your womeyn will be pounded by bogans to create more fair skinned children
Don't give into the cuck ;_;
It's too late to go back now, it's 117 years too late ;__;
we will be accepting around 3k in the next 2 year.
>tfw time to arm myself with knives
Make sure you arm yourself and not them you might accidentally send them to Thailand, Indonesia and Philippines, Ahmed. ;)
we should only accept the elderly, children and women (to take care of the old and children).
The UN should conscript all refugee males over the age of 18 to train them in civil duties or skill that would help them in rebuilding their country or draft them into a UN force that would fight ISIL and other terrorist groups.
Also, if they refuse to tell where they come from, they should be put on a boat and left in the middle of the sea. The reason why we need to know where they come from is so that we can threaten to deport them to their home country if they don't follow UN guidance.
Friendly reminder that if you're not a halfie, you're genetically inferior.
Flips had a string of bad defeats in 2015, but came back hard.
>sea games swimming flop (not enough time to train)
>FIBA China v Philippines (cheating refs)
>Pacquaio v Mayweather (rigged to keep Mayweather undefeated)
>but destroyed Colombian pride in Miss Universe
>not maroon 5 - sunday morning
It's Sunday, it's Jesus Christ's day. We should be bringing out the Crusader music.
have this to blast on your speaker
How did Imelda Marcos turn into this blob?
>that overrated song
It sounds like it's saying NAJIB OOOBAAAAA
Only if you're of pure nordick descent and is Christian
do it for the flip.
They need some sweet western money to generate income.
>tfw Philippines was almost bought by the Belgians from Spain
>tfw luckily Spain said no because Spain was highly determined to hold to what's remained of its empire
>tfw Belgians got the Congo instead
>tfw Belgians exploited the shit out of the Congo that they're still fucked up today
I'm pure Orthodox Christian. S-Should be enough right?
Yes, I'm ready to spend my western monies and enrich them with truly asia.
I-I guess that's okay... I might become Protestant...
>Butuanons riding for justice and fair elections
How about that child actress who fingered herself?
>TFW I saw the video and cum basketloads to it
you can have that bushy eyebrowed slut! hmp!
why don't you go after the church dalagas
I-I thought you wanted memenose. Why jelly?
are you an arab?
>qt in sweden
lol wat, they're mostly meme engineers which is usually ugly as shit
also i cannot explain how religion is viewed in this country because of tons of different view, but generally they're being hypocrite (ot a bad thing btw)