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Kyary

Azusa

Who should be next James Bond?

Toni-i-i-eya-i-ight
we are young

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Scooter won't start

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My body pillow just arrived lads waheyy

>>54007432
just push it down a hill and hop on

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35388594

Yanks are at it again lads.

life won't start

M I G R A N T S
O
R
E

>>54007289
>>54007334
I have tried no shampoo/conditioner already

Its like cowlick all over my hair and I can't do anything about it without dumping a kilo of gel into it.

>>54007358
>You're in a profession that needs grey areas just to function


Again, a classic misunderstanding and probably functions on the idea that we meet in shady rooms and do shady deals.

It's a tragic misunderstanding, and I bet, no offence, you have very little ide about what goes on in Parliament beyond voting on big bills and legislations.

If you can name some Parliamentary committees with at least 5 of the members on, you know more than 99% of people..

>>54007432
Scooter riders:

>17yr old delinquents
>tubby 40yr old plebs wearing green parkas that listen exclusively to The Who
>cuckolds

>>54007442
if it's automatic that won't work

>work all week
>get a phone call this morning that family is visiting this weekend
ffs I just want to relax

>>54007451
please b muslims

Name 1 (ONE) intelligent scouser

Is the lobbyist talking about his lobbying again?

>>54007507
stevie

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>Russian military in Syrian village

>you will never see a full out Russian & US ground operation in Syria

>>54007470
are you sure you did it long enough? For the first week or even two it's more greasy than it should be, then your scalp recovers fully from shampoo and producers a normal amount of oil.

Otherwise yeah, try conditioner.

>>54007451
IT'S 2015

Funny how it's always a "problem" when something is mainly white

>>54007485
theres a 4th category which is tubby 49 year old plebs with a shaved/bald head who wear oxblood doc martens and listen to the specials and madness

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Morning lids.

>>54007451
>Snow chink school

Nothing of value...

>>54007516
People asked and I answered.

People were seriously mislead and I offered some insight to help them be less angry, or at least understand it more.

You're the same kinda person who gets upset at this but will be like haha he posted 'doing a poo' again lads!

>>54007451
natives

>>54007563
racist

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>>54007490
it's a geared 1 lad

>>54007550
big willy

>>54007568
your post format is doing my fucking head in tbqh lad

ps) doing a poo

>>54007568
people's perceptions of lobbying are tainted by what they hear about in the US.

>>54007568
How many orphanage/foster children have you kidnapped?

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>>54007507

>>54007568
>>>/pol/

Spectre bluray rip out desu

Is it any good?

>>54007607
Everybody thinks they're an expert on politics and lobbying for some reason and even more true, you are spot on, everybody thinks that lobbying here is anything like the US, where things are genuinely fucked up.

It just makes it easier to know who I should dismiss as an idiot, but it is annoying when you tell people what you do and they think you're out kicking cancer patients for money and buying MPs hookers so they say what you want. It couldn't be any further from the truth.

>>54007613
About 5, but I let them go when the MP voted our way.

>>54007641
It's boring like all post brosnan bonds

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>I watch Bond flicks

>>54007641
Genuinely a shit film. Like it is noticeably bad and you'll be bored watching it.

Absolutely nowhere near Skyfall or Casino Royale in terms of story quality.

>YIFY will never come back
I know they had shite audio but they were consistent tbH

Now I have to wait 5 years for a rip to MAYBE come out, even then its like 90GB and has 4 seeders max

>>54007507
Jamie Carragher

>>54007587
start with the spark plug
is it getting a good spark?

How many migrants do you think the lobbyist is sheltering in his home?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=632_1453494379

>migrant attacked someone somewhere in Europe
>russian guy came and destroyed him

why are euros such cucks

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>>54007686
Drained the petrol and there was no 2stroke in it

think i've fucked it

>>54007720
Literally nothing to do with my job, so zero.

>>54007734
didn't you only sell your other scooter the other day

baka

>>54007737
why aren't you doing your civil duty

>>54007737
What do you lobby about?

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I unironically enjoyed Bakemonogatari more than all the other ones. Crab is a better character than the other girls and he interactions with araragi are [spoiler]fun[/spoiler]. The rest is good for jerk material, but not as entertainment

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Britain

i'm off to britain v2 lads, start again

>>54007768
sold me motorbike

>>54007734
oh lad...
does it still turn over?

I had a 2stroke scooter that seized because the oil pump had failed. Needed new top end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L4AletgPyk

>this is what "£27,000" of student debt gets you

gooing to do a poooooooo

What does it mean if your bell end stings the night after getting a blowjob lads?

>>54007807
Something fairly beneficial for people.

Not quite like that Oxfam one I posted, but something that makes sure that people who often get fucked over are okay.

>>54007794
Because I lobby for my company, I'm not an MP who pretends to love every refugee.

>>54007857
he uses listerine

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>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/columnists/article-3412616/How-Labour-turned-London-foreign-city.html

>>54007812
>jerk material
Fuck off Y*nk

>>54007857
fuck off normie twat

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wonder what brendan fraser is doing rn lads hahahah

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>>54007850
>"I'm a student"

wish I had a secret room in my house so I could build Lego in peace

no one must know my shame

going to take a day off drugs today so I can enjoy tomorrow's drugs all the better

>>54007921
Mum gets me Lego every year for chrimbo 2bh

Better go off to bed tbeh.

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>tfw Britain is doomed since UKIP turned out to be a meme party

How do you live life knowing this lads?

>>54007868
hope so x

>>54007958
what drugs la?

>>54007977

Doesn't really affect me desu

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>>54007897
Seeing what else he can sell in his empty house for his ex-wife's alimony payments

the priceless family heirlooms are going next

Psychoactive substance ban passed.

Should I stock up on coffee before April lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lROJrv3kCkQ

lads

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I fucking hate commuting in London

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>tfw no boogie edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19fqFXPfWI

>>54008033
yes lad, just been down the offy and it's madness 2bh, pretty much cleared out already.

>>54007977
They aren't a meme party really, they just got dicked.

4m votes 1 mp, SNP got 1.5 and 56

There's a problem with our system

That's 15m people who either voted for a party that wants to stop migration from Europe or one that pretends it does.

They're not a meme as much as they juts can't beat the system

Who is this "Roosh V" character I've been hearing of?

>Be Canadian
>Get shot

>>54008090
me

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>A mother threatened with eviction from the house where her son took his own life was found hanged in the same spot, an inquest heard.

>Frances McCormack, aged 53, had been badgered for Bedroom Tax after the death of her 16 year old son Jack Allen in 2013, the coroner heard.

>The eviction notice arrived at her home the same day Ms McCormack's body was discovered on August 10 last year.

>A handwritten note was found in her bedroom, part of which was addressed to David Cameron on the hardship the Bedroom Tax was causing.

>Be Canashoot
>Get shot

>>54008090
This conservative iranian lad who teaches lads like us about the nature of women and how to get laid

Leftists and pakis hate him

did the man press the trigger

do you ever sometimes consider your friends to be fucking retards?

got so drunk I lost my balance while going to the toilet and jammed my shin between the cubicle wall and the toilet as I fell so the entire weight of my body was on my knee and now my knee's fucked

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>As Caro recalls, Johnson spent the late 1940s railing against the “hordes of barbaric yellow dwarves” in East Asia. Buying into the stereotype that blacks were afraid of snakes (who isn’t afraid of snakes?) he’d drive to gas stations with one in his trunk and try to trick black attendants into opening it. Once, Caro writes, the stunt nearly ended with him being beaten with a tire iron.

>>54008090
Some PUA loser, he makes pakis and feminists mad af though

>>54008125
Dave's Britain *spits*

>>54008146
if I had friends I probably would

I consider most of you to be mongs and you're not even my friends, I hate you all

>>54008146
Yeah I'm more surprised when I consider them not to be retards

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>>54008125
Damn

>>54008125
Don't like Dave but if you read the rest it's clear she was upset about her son who kille himself the exact same way two years ago, amongst the myriad of other issues she was facing.

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>People comparing the British empire to ISIS on twitter

>>54007962
good lass

>>54008168
Glad he kill Kennedy
what an absolute madman

>literally always leave skid marks in the toilet bowl & have to use the brush
>never used to

I eat a pretty healthy diet desu. What do I need to eat more or less of?

>>54008245
how about aiming better

>>54008146
I know they are
but that's what I like. They keep it simple
work, football, drinks
tidy

>>54008227
>people hate themselves and their country try to score social brownie points
The empire is one of the best parts of our history.

>>54008261
that's not the issue, the skids are below the water line anyway.

>>54008245
eat more fibre, drink more water. That should help

>>54008179
>>54008138
how does he make pakis mad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbLLnPcvgEw

>>54007505
reading the article it seems extremely unlikely

>>54008274
The empire was one of the best parts of human history

>>54008290
never had that issue desu

>>54008310
More fibre? Really? I was thinking less desu.

I drink a lot of water 5-8 pints daily.

>>54008274
Killing and enslaving innocents is not something to be proud of
This country's history is of barbaric and violent acts
As modern Brits we should be filled with shame for our forefathers

Lads

do wars slow down population increase

>>54008317
He's a good looking, pale-skinned, virile Iranian lad. He's also a White supremacist.

Naturally, pakis will lash out at him because they have an inferiority complex. He has what they want.

>>54008322
How to tell if somebody is a gutter-pleb: They watch any ITV programming

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Anyone else get this shit in the post today?

http://strawpoll.me/6615772
http://strawpoll.me/6615772
I'm not GCHQ I promise
http://strawpoll.me/6615772
http://strawpoll.me/6615772

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>>54007731
based ruskies

>tfw no burly russian bf to protect me

>>54008386
>agnosticism and atheism as two distinct options

Found the spacker

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>>54007868

>>54008386
>m'lady

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"The organisers of the Oscars have pledged to double the number of female and minority members of the Academy by 2020."

>hiring people on their skin colour or gender rather than their merits

>>54008349
Bait, but I'll bite anyway. You focus entirely on the negatives. There's been lot's of good sides to the empire such as abolishing slavery (one of the worlds first), improving infrastructure in most countries we were in control of, helped bring the arab world together to help fight the ottomans etc etc

is there anywhere more redpilled than the Liveleak comments?

>>54008389
Dmitri

business idea: twitch plays _______

>>54008386
>no church of Latter Day Saints
Thanks for leaving me out mate

>>54008478
Mass sucide

>>54008462
MDE comments

>>54008381
I got it a few days ago
>>54008405
You can be a gnostic atheist or an agnostic atheist.

>>54008478
undertale
>too... much... memeage...

The British empire is literally the reason why these cunts have the ability to whine about their own race and history online

Fuck them all

>>54007201

wagwn wagwn BIG UP UB2 ENDZ REPPN THEM
STREETS AND MERKN MANDEMS like MAD. Big UP Gritsettt! BOYS TILL DAY
AND shankn mandems sinceee dayyy. wwagwn u pussioles. u kl? you
mandem fink you can touch us? tw1 Massive. you got no idea.. We toold
up like mad. we drop bars like we on a hype ting. u hear me now? u
think ur racis hype touch us ? u man dumb? come to 85 bus anytime
back of the buss.. WE’D Merkkk u . come to rangers parkk we chiln
with mak 10's and shooters like it aint a fing. the hood ere is real.
u pussioles hide behind ur compoters like u got saiiing to say.
Wagwwn then COME hype to manz like you do on ur pc. COME HYPE TO ME.
Come to my endz and say my name . Skepta or Griminall IM king of
grime i get hoes like wagwn ting, u get me? i get p like im the king
of grime. i shift draw like man dont care of the po po so Fuck u. We
hood out here alie and im fire alie some mans step up to me and i say
Im fire alie coz we merk manz alie. I got 2 hands on a 9 like its
quatre to 10 so we merk ur lives blud. bruv just now who we are
bludddddd. WE MERKK THEM MANS AND HOES LIKE PAPER. so fuck u
puusioless. Bruverzz ere r rough. so yo im off to merk more
pussioles. London 4 lyfe hood till i die MERK til i cant merk no more
. Man wants to just talk SWINGERS . U GET ME ?.

>>54008462
Liveleak is the most cancerous part of the internet

>>54008510
That's what I was implying la

training slayer rn lads

Just got a letter inviting me to live in this cool commune in south america called jonestown lads. Might go desu

>>54008503
>memespouting 17 year olds
fuck off reddit

>>54008125
LABOUR PLANT

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>>54008536

Might play some dawn of war

https://www.change.org/p/emma-watson-spend-one-week-in-a-calais-migrant-camp-for-feminism

https://www.change.org/p/emma-watson-spend-one-week-in-a-calais-migrant-camp-for-feminism

gonna watch girl with the dragon tattoo (swedish version) lads

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>>54008478
Halo 5 Warzone

>>54008567
Redpill is just a meem anyway

>>54008381
yes, I will now be voting to stay within the EU :) 3 million jobs you know comr- er mate

>>54008596
rafi

>>54008585
kek

>Refugees welcome*
>*just don't house them anywhere near my knightsbridge townhouse

redpill me on redpilling lads

what is it?

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>>54008462
>Edgy howling teenagers who think they're hardcore because they watch gore videos
Reddit.

>>54008645
>female hunter
>unshaved legs

Comic make angry

>>54008639
prefer raf 2bh

>>54008641
edgy cunts being edgy because they're cunts

>>54008652
This desu

connection error

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>>54008645

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>>54008688
>Not Rafa

I'm hardcore because I make gore videos

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going to watch anime day lads

what's that little runt? Come closer so daddy can hear your squeals, there's a good little runt

*as you excitedly waddle to within arm's reach I pick you up and fucking dropkick you into the river, your stubby little legs wriggling as you fly squealing hysterically through the air, defecating and pissing as you spin creating an effect not unlike a Catherine wheel*

heheh.... fucking runts

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Je suis, where are you in this thread?

>Ft.com subscription for £10/month
>usually £30

Shall I do it? imb4 FT meme.

>>54008645
JANNY I SEE BREAST

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>>54008742
Here you are then la, have a aniwebm on me.

>>54008744
fluffy abuse thread?

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what's the plans for today lads?

>>54008742
Karen a shit

Ayaya best grill

>>54008745
haha madman what did she say to this?

there's a hot cop in my house lads haha

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>>54008739
mexican and spanish mates used to call that

i loved it 2bh~

>>54008774
Shill against the EU in /brit/ all day

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>>54008774
neat another skelly gif
>>54008782
dont think she replied

>>54008751
>Not stealing a copy from the library every morning
Mug

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>>54008803
have another lad

>>54008536
was this written in 2011

>Those grim weekends as a 13/14 year old where you didn't have money to do anything and sat inside frustrated whilst the sun beamed through the windows

bad times

>>54008827
Cheers
>>54008830
Why do they spam emoji?

>>54008839
uhm that's still what i do now

>>54008837
I found it today in a sticky note i saved in 2009

>>54008825
>wanting to carry round a broad-sheet daily

I was stealing it from their website until they fixed the loophole that allowed me to do it a few days ago

>>54008763
need a source or something lad

>>54008839
That's me now
>tfw got £3 a week pocket money till I was 16

>>54008839
what I do now but I have money

>>54008784
some loan shark rocked up to my house asking for $6,500 my sister apparently owes him, I said I don't have any money lmao, he said he's coming back tomorrow... really hate my sister lads

>you will never be a rapefugee
Why live?

>>54008866
>Literally, fucking unironically, reading articles on a screen
Enjoy your eye cancer and early death from lack of sleep due to blasting blue light into your retinas you fucking mug

>>54008839
Should've busied yourself getting 40 fishing so you could hop on the boat to
Karamja and cage some sweet lobbies

>>54008839
>Not sitting on your laptop playing runescape

you fucking scrote

>>54008839
All you needed was a bicycle desu

>>54008862
say no more faM

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>>54008904
>>54008905

>>54008839
>he didn't play runescape

I dreamed of those days inside lasd

>>54008900
kek, nice tin foil. My job is computer based anyway, no escaping it.

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>>54008904
>>54008905
Good lads

>>54008900
>blue light
Looks like someone hasnt heard of f.lux

>>54008904
>>54008905
I did

wasn't any less grim.

Something about a sunny day always made me feel depressed, thinking of the popular kids chilling in town with girls or something

>>54008900
>lack of sleep due to blasting blue light into your retinas you fucking mug

Do you even know what flux is you fucking mongoloid

>>54008904
>>54008905
ScapeMind

>>54008839
>doing that

i was out every weekend tbqh

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going to play dawn of war give me a buzz if you need anything x

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>I use f.lux

oi lads what happens if you don't pay a loan shark?

he knows where i live btw

>>54008774

gonna do a museum

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>I don't use f.lux
>>54008983
say goodbye to your knees

>>54008983
book an appointment with an orthopod now to get your broken knees fixed

I use flux but the yellow is so annoying I just keep delaying it for an hour lmao

>>54008961
Yeah all those runts sitting doing fuck all in the park when they could be drop-kicking some green drags in the wildy for MAD cash

>>54009025
>>54009016
b-but i didn't even borrow the money :c

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>the scots?

had a giggle tbf

went to the rainforest today lads

too hot to shitpost atm call me x

Are the hairy bikers homosexual lovers or just good mates? I can't tell

>>54008983
my dad 'killed himself' because he owed money to a loanshark who was also one of his 'good' childhood 'friends'

he was black and blue a few days before, wrote a note indicting the bloke for all his crimes before he 'offed himself' too but because he was dead it couldn't be admitted as evidence

considering killing the bloke myself or setting fire to his mansion Tbh

good luck lad
I hope you don't """kill yourself""" too

Why is it "Message" and "Messenger"?

Shouldn't it be Messager?

>>54009072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzqavxiNiNU

anyone else used to /ffxi/ here?

Been listening to this, got the nostalgia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq8RfiEN_68

Sad now desu.

>>54009075
hmm, not very inspiring, hopefully my sister will still have most of the money...

what would happen if you borrow money from a loan shark then just leave the country lmao

>>54009122
why did you take money from a loanshark anyway you crustacean

>>54009162
he'd send some tough cunts after you

>>54009075
He has a mansion? Hmm loan sharking doesn't sound too bad

>>54009162
better make sure you don't tell anyone and don't leave a trace

look up "how to disappear"

Absolute fuckin BEAT, boys

http://youtu.be/79ZP946eNVQ

CHOOOOOOOOON

I imagine every Aus house to be on stilts like the house in lilo and stitch

is this accurate

what the fuck is a loan shark

just bought a bmw i8 lads

>>54009221
a type of fish

>>54009216
>tfw hawaii is nothing like lilo and stitch

>>54009173
I didn't, my sister borrowed money from him but my stupid sister got a lift from the house one time

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>>54009221
usurer

>>54009208
I've never understood why it's popular/fashionable to be poor and live in some scabby rotting 70s council estate
What ever happened to being aspirational?

>>54009239
sharks are mammals you idiot

>>54009221
it's like a wonga loan but the APR is much less competitive and you will get your knees smashed in if you don't cough up the scratch

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Going to do a cheeky stay in bed and cuddle with the gf

>>54009284
Runt.

>>54009254
why was your sister borrowing from a loan shark

she should have nimbled it

>In Japan three quarters of men get a monthly allowance from their wives.


>not having a sugermummy

>>54009254
what a fucking cretin your sister is
how much does she owe?

>>54009250
is it not? what's it like?

>>54009270
"no"

>>54009284
what about your gf?

>>54009270
no they aren't you melt. whales are mammals

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>>54009270
>Sharks are a group of fish characterized by a cartilaginous skeleton, five to seven gill slits on the sides of the head, and pectoral fins that are not fused to the head. Modern sharks are classified within the clade Selachimorpha (or Selachii) and are the sister group to the rays.

>>54009303
japan is the most cucked nation on earth

>>54009303
>tfw Japanese kids get wanked off their mum during exam period to keep them focussd

>>54009367
proves???

>>54009306
no idea, never been there

just got my yung lean tickets lads

>sharks are mammals
jesus fucking christ

>>54009334
>characterized
fuck off yank

>>54009359
it's actually just part of men outsourcing responsibility. at least thats how it is in my house.
im assuming the men are making the most money for the household

>>54009424
manc or london

>>54009428
sharks are like dolphins
dolphins are mammals
sharks are mammals

simple m8

>>54009469
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

hate everyoen in this thiead

>>54009518
wanna go but none of my mates wanna go

>>54009545
go alone

when is the best time to visit 4chan to get the most out of it?

>>54009584
new year's eve

>>54009387
google it you queg

>>54009469
PALMY
A
L
M
Y

>>54009603
did. literally no evidence whatsoever, speg

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>>54009554

>>54009554
Would do them both up the shitter and swap between them and make each of them suck the other's shitter juice off my cock

alri

>>54009584
2008

>>54009656
they wouldnt do that tho
why not just put it in their fannies

>tfw no burly aussie bf to protect me from robbers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpI49SuDTo&feature=youtu.be&t=21s

> tfw no snowpocalypse
> tfw temperatures aren't even below freezing
Weather in this country is so utterly BORING

>tfw shit, shower, shave, floss, brush, mouthwash, put on fresh garms

Feels good.

>>54009692
They would do it the filthy skets

>>54009698
wew
i'd like that

>>54009738
>ywn hug and smell this anon

reckon Graham Norton is the best talk show host out there right now

>>54009775
Jonathan Ross was better when he was on bbc

>>54009775
true tb.h

>>54009775
james corden is actually better

Big up the man who recommended Lechtturm notebooks, this BTFOs Moleskine

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Alri lads?

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Lads watched American Sniper and quite enjoyed it

can you suggest more good ones like that and Hurt Locker etc

>>54009802
Literally mind boggling that he is successful.

>>54009802
>he's fat so it's funny xD

Time to kick the pakis out and close the borders. No one in or OUT!

>>54009802
fuck off James

>>54009795
yeah good point

>>54009650
>my gimmick is still going strong

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>>54009820
wish mugi would watch me fucc flandre ngl

>>54009827
both are pretty pulpy shite 2bh

Lone Surviver and Zero Dark Thirty are a similar vibe and quality desu

Black Hawk Down is similar and is better than any of the above.

main reasons I need to move out is so I can have wanks without anyone disturbing me and also play music on my speakers

lads

https://youtu.be/F186jg6MsGQ?t=50

>>54009854
JANNU

literally sitting here waiting for my trackies to dry so i can wear them to the gym lads

>>54009854
what in the fuck....

And this is from somebody that used to have phimo

>>54009885
do you know any more pulpy shite

>>54009887
this
h
i
s

>>54009917
qt

>>54009919
>used to have
how did you fix it lad

Michelin star place for lunch desu

>>54009922
erm struggling at the moment

If you just like L££T oper8ors, Sicario would work too.

wish I had the Ps to get one of them Tesla cars they look boss

don't think them electric charging things are too common in the UK though are they? never seen one Tbh

Fury was a great film

>>54009947
The ol' sniparoo unfortunately.

Definitely try stretching w/ topical steroid cream first though, no dice for me.

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cringing about literally every word i ever said last night

gonna name my first son 'lucky blue'

>>54009980
hahaha classic

>>54009980
fuck I hate that feeling.

>when the cringe is so severe that I will like make some weird noise and shake my head.

>>54009980
listen to 'Don,Aman' by slint

>>54009975
shut up runt

Going to do a tech startup and make millions
Cya

F U C K
G E R M A N Y

>ywn ski with a qt Iranian girl
>ywn build your own bionic arm
>ywn swim in icey water with Ukrainian qts

http://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2016/01/photos-of-the-week-116-122/426615/

how did any of you get out of your cages?

>>54009808
Use exclusively staedtler technical pens m8

>>54010056
i too reverse image searched the ak47 picture on reddit

>>54010059
>tfw no bf to lock up

>>54010056
oh but i will

>>54010086
Hello reddit ;^)

Actually It popped up on Twitter feed haha

>>54010071
I mostly use pentel mechanical pencils desu, will give those a look though, my pen game is W E A K.

>>54010086
Dormers.

>normies
Just fucking, UGH
*slams hands down on desk and upsets a saucer by accident*

>>54010116
typical runt speak *tazers you with a cattle prod*

Do you think you're better off alone?

>>54010165
*falls 2 the floor* *tail stops wagging*
why MASTER WHY

>We did it Reddit!

>>54010121
ssaradavidson has excellent handwriting you should contact her on twitter

feel like

poo poo poo

cuz im

hang hang hangin'

>>54010230
She's a vainglorious spastic matey, I'll steer well clear thank you very much.

103 books on the ol' Amazon wishlist laddos

>>54009954
the operator stuff in sicario got my dick hard 2bh

I'm tired of men thinking they can put me down for being passionate about something that isn't "what I'm supposed to" bc I'm a woman

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>best friend might (aka the doctor said it's highly likely) have cancer