from Klaipėda to Gisborne
>tfw you'll never be as alpha as the average Lithuanian
yaoi tb.h
My body is a cage.
Ask me anything.
The 100 season 3 episode 1 tbcauhwyiimdswyb (to be completely and utterly honest with you if i may do so with your blessing) lads
My /aus/ wi-fu is in it
>>54003234
do you like yaoi
>>54003234
Whats your favourite Arcade fire album?
>>54003234
What is your body temperature?
>>54003263
No. Anime is faggots
>>54003264
Neon Bible honestly
>>54003310
It is hot because I am sick
Hello /balt + u're moms + ausnz/, I hope you had a good day.
>>54003511
Our day has barely started here, but I sure hope yours was good.
Good morning.
>>54003985
i like how anime bedrooms are always so ocd and autistic
>>54004050
What do you mean? They're just regular bedrooms.
Good morning, gents.
>>54004140
Evening, lad.
>>54004140
>>54004140
Hello, chap.
>>54004067
>>54004079
>>54004083
>>54004094
:DDDDDDDDDDD
>tfw no azn gf
>>54004768
>tfw no Janae gf
>>54004768
I want fake interpal name in Baltic girl for joking with Turk mans.
Give me name
>>54004810
Čiubibi Pizdauskas
Why is Estonia so much better than Latvia and Africania?
>>54004833
Why is Estonia such a wonder of a country?
Bravo, Estonia!
>>54004833
>>54004864
you heard it here first ladies and gentlemen
>>54004833
>>54004864
>>54004876
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
If dubs Estonia joins Scandi union.
>>54004833
Yuck, Pommies OUT
>>54003119
Hey I live in gisborne
>>54005028
There's a Gisborne in Australia too?
>>54004954
>"No what?"
>"No soap."
I'm fucking dying. That's brilliant.
>>54005068
Yep, it's a town to the North west of Melbourne
>>54005105
Sorry I only mentioned New Zealand's Gisborne in the OP, won't happen again
>first random street view of Gisborne
>kebab
>>54005313
Pretty nice food there senpai
>home made turkish bread
>>54005362
I believe you senpai
>>54005313
>>54005362
>>54005367
>>54005450
Kebab is good meal
>>54005492
Thank you kebab master, you truly are my greatest ally
>>54005540
This picture funny. Eyebrows so funny
>>54005367
Feesh 'n' cheeps.
>>54005647
>Eyebrows
*Eyebrow
It'll be $2 mate.
>>54005663
fuschen chups
Time for Tea chaps
>>54005705
Good. Dubs and your mother is girlfriend of me
>>54004094
>>54005450
>Pakistan kebab
Should I be scared?
>>54005729
You would pair up nice her landing strip matches your eyebrow
>>54005739
Yes
>visit lithuania for a week
>white people
>white people fucking everywhere
>not a single kebab, nigger or chink
Why is it not crowned as "White Paradise"?
who here /noteventhathornyrightnow/?
>>54005818
don't hold your breath, tarkan sanders is out to steal all their women
>>54005818
Slavs aren't white.
>>54005881
>slavs aren't white
lmao your meme level is so low
try harder
>>54005881
t. angus doyle
>>54005818
it's weird aye and a fair amount of the women are cute.
Here it's like 1/20, there it's like 3/10
>>54005911
t. Tadas
>>54005918
Fact: foreign women often appear more attractive than the ones you lived around your whole life
>>54006014
are you calling our birds ugly you fucking cunt
>>54006054
They are, senpai.
Back from dinner chaps
Lukas Spalvis. Media saying he will be Galatasaray
>>54006078
M8, it's 10. Why are you eating dinner so late? I've got to go to bed in an hour.
>>54006014
you realise a large portion of the young women here arent even white
Proof
Oh fuck I just choked on my fucking tea. Ow.
>>54006302
Sending thoughts and prayers your way.
>>54006054
im alive
>>54006302
Get well soon my friend.
>>54006904
better luck next attempt
>>54006904
>Lithuania
>>54006904
feel the city breakin and everybody shakin?
just ripped the smelliest fart ever. if this was in a lab, they'd push the emergency button
>>54005367
Based gisborne
>>54005492
This
Tfw 36.0°
Ayy lmapo
good morning lads
>>54007386
>>54007453
>>54007552
>Lithuania
>no dubz
Hahaha
>>54008075
Check this
>>54008091
I am checking status of turkey application to EU
Still no
hahaha
Night lads. Have to get up for work at 7 ;_;
>>54008348
>working on the lords day
Sorry mate, hope its a quick one :^(
>>54008237
Good joke.
My joke: Why Lithuanians have no hangover why? They kill themselves after alchol finished
>>54008624
I enjoyed this joke thank you for sharing
Good morning, chaps.
>Latvia ""comic""
>>54007027
>>54008787
>My body is a cage.
What did he mean by this?
>>54008884
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exoskeleton
>>54008884
My spirit is no free. I cough very much and my lungs is blood. I am scared real
Getting G2A sale emails.
>>54008624
if you put in some effort you could make the joke about them "hanging" themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h0qzlP5Y3w
hello chaps
anyone here not hungover?
>>54009600
I dunno if this counts but I am actually pretty horny
>>54003119
>mom
>not mum
bad form lad, remember the native English-speaking countries of this general use Commonwealth English
>>54009600
Reporting in
>>54009643
i tried touching myself but the pain doesn't go away
>>54009683
dude when I hungover my headache gets worse the closer I get to busting a nut. Like that is some shit if Im honest
>>54009717
man idk who you are but you already sound like my brother
>>54009600
Yep, decided to be a madman and drink on saturday. Nice dubs btw
>>54009745
If you only watch the top third of this it is
>Hat nodding
>a sprinkler
>water in the sky
>hat nodding slowly
>potatoes
>dude walking
>hat nodding
>some people walking with a box
>a back of a truck
>something I cant figure out
>a bag
>>54009717
I think maybe it has something to do with blood pressure or smth
>>54009789
is your brother a bit of a horndog
>>54009844
whats the deal with blood pressure? amirite?
EL EL EL EL
>>54009882
Ya damn rite. I had to stop drinking tea because caffeine did things to my blood pressure.
>browse youtube
>see this in recommendations
what do
>>54010283
run and hide
>>54010312
you can't run from the horde
t. future horde
>>54010283
Mongolian throat singing is based tough
>Moteriška
>>54005450
That place is really fucking tasty, Iad, I love it.
>>54010656
triggered
>foreigners leave edition /balt/ died
wow, neo-balt is nothing without foreigners
>>54010739
Its bedtime though
Sup m9s.
>>54010739
was comfier however it did really seem to be dying in the ass
>>54010986
why, my peanus weenus of course :)
hahah! :D
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
Sup m9s - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
>>54011223
hahaha!
>>54011223
Rofl!
>>54011223
kill yourself
>>54010283
>>54010435 is right, assimilation or death.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLOE3fBZcUU
>>54012222
Nice numbers, gent.
Guys, I'm alive. Only now woke up with a hangover. Help.
>>54012513
try opiates
Friend phones me for looking Tarantino's last film
What do?
>>54012804
Go see it you dummy
>>54012959
>>54012951
Say him come later I want to stay in /balt/ with you all my time
>>54003140
average lithuanian isn't a tatar though
>>54013065
someone reached their data cap early lmao
I'm eating tuna salad right now. So fucking good.
>>54013216
Don't get mercury poisoning
>>54013142
wow thats pretty sad. how are you even on 4chan, when i was in istanbul 4chan was banned
>>54013289
He's a Russian proxy.
>>54013289
Still banned Do you liked İstanbul?
I have friend but only place I be happy is here
Estons there are two girl I know now. I love one of her. Other girl a friend of my but she has better personal to other girl. People want me to hook up of her. For two week, I start to see second girl in my dream as my wife but I love first girl. What should I do?
>>54013330
No fuck Russia
>>54013385
Stop asking people on /balt/ what they think about your muh dick tendencies
>be me
>do leg day
>go home
>out of habit start running up the stairs, also take a small leap and skip the first 2 steps
>realise legs don't work
>fall down the stairs
fugg :DDD
>>54013512
>leg day
You're doing a shit split routine and deserve to be hurt.
Daily reminder Balts are eastern europe
Why are Australians such bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpI49SuDTo&feature=youtu.be&t=21s
>>54013613
Daily reminder Czechia and Estland are Germanic
>>54013385
Istanbul was nice, same timezone, similar weather (in autumn) and good food. Has history and I very much liked the public transportation system.
Stay away from white women, otherwise you're good.
>>54013613
And that is bad why?
Guys I am tired of using broken English for memeing. It is really difficult for me keep.
>>54013685
I'm glad you liked İstanbul. We have better places to see but since Turkey is a big country it is normal to start your limited time under the spotlight called İstanbul. Come back again. Most people here have at least neutral feelings towards Baltic people if not negative.
>stay away from white women
I said this too many times before, I will never marry a non-Turk woman. I plan on visiting Vilnius after getting married or engaged. I am not low-life girl chaser kind of shitty tourist.
>>54013900
>Istanbul
It's Constantinople.
>>54013900
>>54014139
Actually its Kārļplacis
>>54013900
Why would turks be negative at balts? o:
>>54014139
Türgimaa
>>54014139
>dropping your shitposting ways in a moment of clarity
>decide to be normal and respectful
>first reply you got is shitty overused banter
Just when I thought I was out
They pull me back in
>>54014451
>be normal and respectful
>/balt/
2 years 2 late, chaperino
>>54014451
Why do Turks get triggered by Constantinople?
>>54014451
It's not overused banter. Give it to Greece, the rightful descendants of the Byzantium empire.
>>54014512
Because they know its not theirs to hold.
YOU ROACHES RUINED HAGHIA SOPHIA
>>54014856
>balt
>cares for Christian junk
German rape baby detected
what is the standard protocol when a t*rk posts here?
>>54015215
Maximum banter. Byzantine barbarians aren't worthy of serious responses.
lol australians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpI49SuDTo
>>54014512
We don't. Noone cares.
>>54015215
>pic
petition to rename this thread /ausnz + balt/
all in favor (You) me now
No (You) for you.
>>54015368
Oi wait, I'd know those Austrayan flag thongs anywhere, that's fuckin Dazza
What a fuckin legend ay
>tfw feel closer to balts than nordics
tfw so good in a game people constantly accuse you if cheating and aimbotting
>>54015478
You are my best friend so have this one.
>>54015368
Gold Coast Bulletin:
>“When the driver came back to the car he realised his keys were missing, the passenger jumped in and I managed to land a few punches ...
>“I chased them but because I’m fat they got away.”
LEGEND
E
G
E
N
D
>>54015177
>Letting turks be proud of their barbarism
I couldn't care less who holds Constantinople as long as its not turks.
>>54015545
Like any self-respecting Finn should.
>>54015451
nah we're good
i can see you
Who else /dudeboozelmao/ here?
>>54017092
/tea/ here
>>54017092
later this evening maybe
>>54017279
What ho, chap!
Had a shower and used hair conditioner. I don't know if it will do any good for my hair but I sure hope so.
>>54017525
>tfw both dad and granddad still have their thick dark hair intact and I'm probably balding at the ripe age of 20
God doesn't exist, lads.
>>54017828
Can you guys recognize what language does the woman speak in this video around 0:28?
Can anyone recognize the language in this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KliNd7J6vSM [Embed]
>>54018021
What the hell happened to my post?
>>54018077
u got dables XDDDD dats wat
>>54018021
sounds like some arabic shit
>>54018118
I'd say turkish tbqh.
>>54018021
Latvian
gonna play pillars of eternity lads
what class/race should I play as
>>54018157
ebin
>>54018162
Fire girl and either something to smack shit with a hammer or mage
>>54018021
why are you asking this here
>>54018218
Inconclusive results at /balk/, it doesn't sound like any slavic I know, but it does have the sound "sh", it doesn't sound germanic either, not finnish or esti, so I got to rule lithuania and latvia out, turks are up next.
>>54018162
What's that?
>>54018206
>something to smack shit with a hammer
Does Cipher count?
>>54018306
rpg by obsidian
>>54018390
Go for it.
>>54018288
sounds portugues desu
>>54018288
Its turks m8.
>>54018586
It sounds that way, yeah, but my post got ignored in /tr/. Guess I'll have to be cheeky and ask in /deutch/.
Thank you all for cooperation.
BRAVO, LITHUANIA!
http://turismagids.delfi.lv/jaunumi/lietuvas-galotnu-taka-sanemusi-ano-pasaules-turisma-organizacijas-godalgu.d?id=46980205
>>54018880
>off by so little
>>54017828
You lose hair because of high levels of testosterone, lad. Don't feel bad.
>>54018951
Testosterone is bad though.
>>54019018
Only if you're female.
>be Latvia
>be surrounded by green fields and forests
>use desert camo as your main camo
I WANT DUBS NOW REEEEEEEEE
>>54019152
Now witness
>>54019152
Lemme help you out mate.
>>54019141
ayyyy its cool looking. We're getting new ones now which are designed for forests and desert surroundings
>>54019188
>>54018951
I'm a low-test beta though so I guess I hit the jackpot here.
>>54019270
>Latvishit bandwagoning on based Estonian memes
Here is (you) for you.
>>54019141
hmm, i remember something that they had a camo that should in theory work in any environment.
Also partisan war is outdated so having a forest camo is meaningless the fighting will take place in the city's and if some dumb fuckers will go inawoods it's easy to just blow them up there
>>54019328
>roach got lost on his way to the dumpster
Get of of /balt/ you human trash
>>54019398
>>54019219This is the one you're talking about, the one which will work in any environment, well it should technically.
>>54019403
>Latvishit getting aggresive over banter
Be a man. If you don't like banter, don't post cockroach memes. If you like banter, handle it like Estonians or Aussies and I will be your friend.
>>54019553
>roachboi getting buttblasted about a reply
Who would want you as a friend? Scurry under someone's bridge and die.
Going to Migros for booze. What should I drink? Recommend from one of these;
>Whisky
>Beer 6 pack
>Wine
>>54019706
ewww.
>>54019838
How about you drink some bleach?
>>54019948
stop trying so hard, you're clearly butthurt even though you started this.
>>54019948
I don't want to die.
>>54019993
Why wouldn't I? There is a roach infestation long overdue.
>>54020075
>Why wouldn't I?
You're embarrassing yourself.
>>54019948
>>54020075
cringe worthy butthurt right here
>>54019993
He mistook my kindness for weakness and got butthurt when I stood up. Ignore him. People here are great ones. Every rose has a thorn.
Want myself some big dubs.
>>54020108
>>54020100
>Liking a turk
wew
>>54020190
I'm not on his side either.
It's just that you're posting these memes and you haven't provoked a worthy reaction and you're still trying.
>>54020263
what if the memes are true
>>54020263
I don't have to provoke anything from a subhuman insect. I want him to leave.
>>54020334
then he will actively stay here in spite of you just like the weeb britfag because that's his insect nature so just ignore him
>>54020190
just shut up already
>>54020413
>m-muh friendly turk
>>54020413
>fuck you dewd. don't worry i got your back turkbroh
>>54020492
I'm not even defending him, I'm just telling you to shut up because you're cringe worthy at handling banter and I don't want to see you shit up my thread.
>be Lithuanian
>try to hang yourself
>rope breaks because too fat
>>54020796
>not high test
>not suicidal
normie scum
Bought two beers and 35cl gin and bitter lemon juice.
>these shitstorm
I am sorry If I had part in it my friends. I will be respectful from now on. Sorry for former shitposting. I really like here.
>>54020796
>be latvian
>be too poor to afford food
>>54020952
>be lithuanian
>be too poor to afford heating
>>54020796
wow I had no idea over 1 in 5 people was obese
>>54021281
it's not like they're perusing the streets every day
>>54020399
>weeb britfag
I assume you're talking about me. I have more reason to be here than you.
>>54021281
>was
"are" or "were" would be correct in this case.
>>54021529
thanks, I realized this after posting
>>54021512
cruising* fucking auto correct
>>54021521
>a weeb who abandoned his country to run away to a different one
>an aussie posting on /balt + AUSnz/
gee
>>54021678
>/balt + AUSnz/
Something that started as a joke. For me this is still just /balt/
>>54021729
Why come here if you've abandoned the baltics in real life? Head straight over to /brit/, you'll fit there right in.
>>54021729
for you life is working out just fine, that's why you're a tripfag on 4chan and haven't offed yourself yet
I AM OF TOTALY LE ICEAGELAND HAHA :DDDDDDD
HELLO XDDDDDD
>>54021781
I bet you don't even say hi to a Latvian, Lithuanian and an Estonian in person daily... Also, who are you to say who can stay here and who can't?
>>54021803
>for you life is working out just fine
Never said that
>that's why you're a tripfag on 4chan and haven't offed yourself yet
Maybe you should go to a website where having a trip is not an option?
>>54021881
xDDDD what a twist
hvað segirðu gott ma'r??
>>54021881
>>54021991
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDD
ME TOO :DDDDDD
>all these shitstorm
Chill guys and watch it. Based idea, based video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwwTAjDIWfQ
What does the average Estonian late-teen, early-20s aged person look like?
>>54021991
Ég tvöfalda -digit handhafa XDDDDDDD
>>54022108
a real life shitpost
>>54022125
>>54022034
>>54021991
WOAAAAAH WE ARE ALL ICEBLOCKLAND :DDDDD
>>54022125
>handhafa
wew that is one seriously antiquated word
you are legit :DD
>>54022277
FAKIN HALL XDDDDDD
>>54022332
>digits
>>54022332
>off
>by
>one
Who likes baseball here?
>>54022531
i find it quite boring, lad tbqh
>>54022420
DUDE
>>53333333
>>54022567
DIGITS
>>54022550
Why is that?
>>54022754
Don't know really, i just think not enough action happens there. Compared to hockey for example, in baseball you just stand still hit the ball then run a lap. Not saying it's a shit sport, it's just one of my favorites.
I sometimes wonder, why do I even come here.
>>54021937
Don't even try to leave, lad. I actually like you because you are much nicer than other Latvian posters.
I know what you mean.
>>54022820
Because you can't leave. The blood pact can't be undone.
wow, I wonder what I did to trigger tripfag-kun
>>54022836
I don't have much to do other than post on this website so I'll always pop in.
>>54003119
It's mum not mom you americanised cunt.
>>54022891
I guess.
I feel like it's more about it being a habit now, /balt/ has become part of my daily routine.
>>54023030
Being based.
>>54023175
The damage has been done
>>54023030
I hope he has a nice evening.
God damn it, Derek. :D
>>54022820
I would leave. I asked you to decide my next place with dubs and you decided here again. I think you secretly love my presence here but you are too proud to admit.
Guys, I'm starting to feel the alcohol.
>>54023359
Can you get a name so that I can filter you too?
>>54023434
you can filter by flag
don't know why you'd want to filter a poet though
>>54023434
You can easily filter all Turkish flags.
>>54023491
Don't want to filter all of them, just you.
Bump limit soon
t. official bump limit informer
>>54023618
Thank you.
who will make the new thread????
>>54023618
Thank you.
Father finished a bottle of whiskey and keep singing songs. I put my alcohol in a dark empty room and go there for sipping because if he sees me drinking he will take my alcohol . I feel a shitstorm will start after I became full drunk.