1st BALTAUSNZ division.
Guess it's time for me to have a shower and hit the sack soon.
Pay reparations for killed prussians you teuton scum
Stole that from ur mom after I fucked the shit out of her 2bh famalam
>tfw all the pubs (read: every single fucking one) in the area are always jam-packed on the weekends
>tfw can never have a quiet, comfy sitdown with the lads in a comfy pub
my taste buds and sense of smell go numb very quickly so I go for lots of calories hoping it will prevent a hangover
peanut butter + bacon + mayo + tomato sandwich with a liter of whole milk for example
>peanut butter + bacon + mayo + tomato sandwich with a liter of whole milk for example
What? This will make me throw up. If you want preventing hangover, go for a lot of water before sleep and try to sleep a few hours.
I'd go for kebab dürüm or soup usually. Sometimes toast is good. I don't wanna order dürüm tonight since snow is huge and it is a jerk thing to make a poor guy ride motorbike under this snow for having kebab.
FUCKS SAKE JUST FINALLY DO IT YOU CUNT
GOD DAMN IT
GET THE FUCKING PHONE AND CALL HER
IF SHE TELLS YOU NO, TELL HER TO GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF
IF SHE SAYS YES, BE HAPPY
Latvia I loe yuo so much. I am drunk but this it rue. I post here only for Latvia first but I liked all three countires in time. She is shy girl with no boys before. It will make her scared.
But I spent time with her ebofre.
I wouldn't do this from now on. I promised.
And you Estonians are the spices that created that shit. When I first came here, all I did was asking questions about Baltic towns, lifestyle, music but your kind started bullying me so hard and I went full shitposting mode. I never had the aim of being a shitposter.
Lad, really. Just call her and talk it out, you'll do yourself a huge favor. If it goes well, good, if it doesn't. Well then move on and don't torture yourself.
We need allies for this.
wew I think our resident poet may have turned the tide
>/balt + ausnz/ will face /rus/ in the finals
>/rus/ isn't even a real general, there is no /rus/ in the catalog atm
>tfw we'll get shoved off the throne by a bunch of russian proxyfags
worried desu senpai
We can surely gather allies from /int/, right lads?
I met her. She was very drunk. She cried on my shoulder and told that her husband forced her to have sex with his friends. I got angry.
She cleared her tears. Took my Turk friend by hand and raped him by locking him in a door and pulling a knife against him.
He was very sad after fucking her.
True legit story guys.
I have no business with non-Turkish women like I said before.
wish there were more reasons to vote for /balt/ other than that I'm /balt/ic.
Then again, this is an illegitimate battle.
>wish there were more reasons to vote for /balt/ other than that I'm /balt/ic.
3 Reason to vote for Baltics
1. They are cute.
2. Estonian banter is god-tier
3 Lithuanians will kill themselves if we don't vote
my grand-grand mother came from a semi-noble prussian family. Will i get executed now?
Anime is faggotry.
Her husband was in New Zealand at the moment.
Funnier part. My friend called her next day and she said I am sick. We saw her with a bald headed alpha guy at most half hour later.
>Anime is faggotry.
There is nothing homosexual about cute anime girls
See ju täiesti oleneb tema iseloomust ja mis talle meeldib. Mõnele meeldivad mehed, kes kohtlevad neid kui sitta, kuid mõnele meeldivad normaalsed inimesed.
Anna vähemalt tema kohta mingit infot ja ehk saan selle põhjal sind aidata.
>Being attracted to Japanese cartoons is disorder.
Actually it's not.
Don't take personal. Estonia is based.
Take it personally? Dude, I don't even watch anime.
I just post anime to trigger certain people :DDD
>tfw Baltic bros care so much about their lives due to post-Sov*et depression
>tfw you are very relaxed since you have a strong leader taking care of things for you
Real story lads.
>Be me in class
>Teacher asks us where are our ancestors from
>Most are lithuanians (FeelsGoodMan.jpg)
>And then comes that annoying obese girl that no one likes she acts like a douche only is nice when teacher is around has long nose ugly face
>And Then she says she is half jewish
>TFW it all makes sense now
>Teacher asks us where are our ancestors from
Only happens in /balt/
>Teacher asks us where are our ancestors from
>aminata stays quiet
Real true Turk brought to Marmara from Central Asia by Sultan Bayezid for making Marmara Turkic and letting grounds for annexing Byzantine towns
Fleed Georgia after Russians took over for having a safe place in Ottoman homeland since they were tolerant towards Caucasian people against Russian Czar.
I need more cute shit in my reaction image folders desu, post more.
Now witness this:
>decide to have lunch with three classmates, we get along well but I wouldn't say we are actual friends
>one is a pansexual tumblrite feminist with blue hair, one is a female to male tranny (into girls), one is a chubby fanfiction writer
>writer mentions that her father thinks Hitler escaped to Argentina
>the topic immediately shifts to nazis and ww2
>Tumblr girl says she sometimes wonders if she's going to hell for not disliking Hitler
>writer mentions that there is actually plenty of evidence about Hitler's escape to Argentina
>everybody agrees conspiracy theories about Jews controlling the media and banks are true
>tranny agrees with me that the Jews profited from the holocaust in the long run because they can play the victim card now
It was a strange conversation and a lot of /pol/ stereotypes were proven wrong.
>Paul Dano plays Hank, a young man stranded on an island — how, where, or why, we don’t know, but he’s had enough and is ready to hang himself. Hank ends up changing his mind when a dead body washes up on shore — enter Radcliffe — and after trying to perform CPR Hank realizes he’s unleashed a torrent of gas from the corpse. (Trust me; you haven't heard fart sound effects until you've heard them in Dolby Atmos.) Radcliffe’s character, eventually referred to as Manny, shimmies and shakes under the power of his flatulence, until he starts propelling himself out in the open ocean. Hank jumps aboard, riding the corpse away from the island in grand victory.
>I am very drunk.
i had no problems with you... until now
Fuck off, Turk. Your attention whoring is getting really fucking old.
Did you know Alfred Rosenberg came back to Estonia and became a swordsmith?
Here lad, have this gif
>there are Turks craving for attention on /int/.
I think it's a southern thing. I've seen Italians, Spanish and other Mediterrean people irl who act like this and it's fucking annoying.
>being raised by national education system as they are Europe
>coming in terms with they are Middle Eastern that they are Arabs
In reality, we are just Turks. We are not white but not Arabs. We are the only traditional Muslim ally of west. And we don't take shit from others. We are the only Nato country that shot a Rus/USSR plane since 1950
I am Turk but I am not white..
Any Turk here who get butthurt over he is not white is not real Turk but a fucking delusional rich boy who spent at least 15 years for creating himself a European identitiy. Don't give them attention.
Aw man, I already have that one. And this one.
That's a new one. I envy how much Japs love Finland and how much coverage Finland gets in their cartoons desu.
cos i woke up at like 3am after sleepin at 12 desu
ew i dont run i got a bike if i need to do cardio i ride and mummy and daddy are still home i dont want them to get suspicious of me tbgh
haha, and when you will grow some balls and decide to go to the downstairs anyway the first thing they say is "oo, look who just crawled out of his cave!"
atleast its like this with me
I know what it feels like.
>you're hungry but someone else is already in the kitchen.
>youre making food and someone comes in the kitchen
JUST GET THE FUCK OUT I'LL BE DONE IN 5 MINUTES YOU STUPID FUCK DO YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE BOTH OF US IN HERE
Getting triggered by asian cartoons
The Ruskies look like they'll be the biggest threat. We should lend support to Holland when they face off to get the gommies knocked out sooner lads.
Yeah, but I just turned off my pc without uploading the pic here
Will do it tomorrow
>mfw I just found out Latvians are imperialists
I wish we go against /balk/ in the semi. Going up against a non english general is easy game. Going up against a former commie non english general is cake.
As for the next bracket culture pals vs the duchies would be excellent.
No matter who wins, they lose in the finals.
It won't go that way tho because russia will cheat.
>So retarded after watching so many animes they call it cartoons
Don't know anything about that. I don't watch anime.
>I wish we go against /balk/ in the semi
It's gonna be /lat/, I'm willing to bet money on that. /lat/ is going to have a decisive win against /balk/, just look at /lat/ vs /swe/ and /balk/ vs /eire/. /balk/ might get support from the right wingers and the /rus/ crowd but that's probably not going to be enough considering that there are a lot of Latinos on /int/ and /luso/ is probably gonna give all their support to /lat/.
If anyone still remembers there was actually quite a rough battle between /luso/ and /balt/ last time so they will probably try their best to get us out of the race.
>Ots loved to perform songs by Mussorgsky and Tchaikovsky, and several other Russian composers, and was also a devoted interpreter of Estonian folk songs. His voice could be heard on radio and TV all over the Soviet Union, and all his records sold out almost immediately.
>In June 2015, Ten Walls was dropped from several festivals and by his booking agency after making controversial comments comparing gay people to paedophiles in a Facebook post, and referring to the LGBT community as a "different breed".
he got memed on
>Now should be the right time to demand reparations from Sweden and Germany.
If Sweden, Germany and Russia paid us what we were due we would be far richer than anyone could imagine.
We should learn how to ask for gibmedats.
>Tumblr has like 10 thousand names for gay people
>Its not a different breed
It's almost like you're on int for the first time
>GERMANY STOP BEING SO RACIST AND IMPERIALIST YOU WHITE COLONIZERS. PAY REPARATIONS FOR LIVONIAN CRUSADES
>SWEDEN STOP BEING SO RACIST AND IMPERIALIST YOU WHITE COLONIZERS. PAY REPARATION FOR THE LIVONIAN WAR
>PAY REPARATION FOR THE LIVONIAN WAR
More like pay reparations for giving our people back to soviet union for execution.
They knew what they did was wrong, but still did it.
When it was white people seeking asylum they went - sorry mate, to the firing squad with you.
I silently hope that one of the reasons they are accepting unsustainable amounts of refugees is because they feel guilt for all the baltic people they doomed by turning them over to the soviet union in the last 70 years.
>nIceladers are literally squatters
Fuck, you're right. Our people were told to piss off, sent in front of gommie firing squads and had to chop wood to get some warmth. Now they let in niggers n shiet and give them everything.
Shit, forgot about that. Yeah fuck Sweden even more for that. Even after the Nuremberg trials when they declared the Legion not affiliated with the Third Reich in any way
>pls papa stalin dont hurt take ebil fashisti latish, just dont hurt us we are so neutral
I'm actually surprised this isn't a common thing people think about when it comes to Sweden.
They knowingly gave up actual baltic refugees for execution in the soviet union.
On a side note, they have apologized for it publicly and on the highest political level, but still. Shit move on their part.