/brit/

>>53999179
>deltron 3030

GOOD
LAD

CARA
A
R
A

>>53999180
Are those Cara's brows?

>>53999180
love this thread
nth for cara becuase i love you netherlands you dutch fucking lad hahahahahahhahahahahhhaa you clould init the rhythm yeah mate best word of the lot init ahahahahhahaha gunna make apost and if you like this post dont reply but just say "#FELING" and i will know u love me alright ahaha

*kicks you down the stairs*

you aint keeping that fucking babby

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Krayr

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fucking kyary lmao

Why would a dutch guy post here? Just asking out of interest.

>America in Audio format

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBsPZV14I-k

21 year old virgin here c:

>>53999232
fucking love you too

>>53999260
HAXBALL
A
X
B
A
L
L

which was a thing over 2 years ago now haha-ha

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>>53999249
ROFLK

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アズサ

(:3[___]

>>53999301
YOURE one of me favouritres despite being neither a reddit flaggot nor anyone at all you have no substance except for cara but you are just a good lad u know and i want to init

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>>53999180
can someone photoshop brendan fraser onto this?

science flies you to the moon
religion (of peace) flies you into a building
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyqo4oh-AzU

>>53999249
Literally looks like a doll

>>53999323
GHEHEPP

who /comfy/ here?

pill lad back from earlier. Went for a long walk in the countryside. Just got back, put a brew on and kicking it with some techno :)

I would green text it for you, but it's not really that exciting. All I will say is it was really nice having some time to get lost in my thoughts and 'sort things out'.

xx

Is Cara proof of Europeans mating with Neanderthals?

#FELING

>>53999357
init fucking classioc ledge lad i fuckign love you anxd lets pretend your kyary alright ok im fucking init great im going t o fuck a kyrary rone day that s bait werierd init im sorry but i will still fuck kyary one day inti

>>53999361
what pill did you take?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PMC_vlsvPo

WHAT IS LOVE

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>>53999329

>>53999382
A blue tesla 200~mg. Quite a spangly pill tbqh, but took it in 2 halves and only did the one. First time 'rolling' as you yanks say on my own.

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>>53999382
the slovborg pill

>>53999403
god I hate that talentless piece of adipose tissue

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>>53999366

yes that's why white people are the superior race

we are not the same race as africans or chinks, neanderthal admixture gave us the intelligence to advance homo sapiens so rapidly

and yes different species can reproduce for multiple generations, don't know why any white would toss away their precious genes though

>>53999411
Slovenian women are QTs

>>53999388

second time you posted this while i was listening to it

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>>53999180
>LITERALLY FUCKING CAVEMAN EYEBROWS
holy fuck, I cant breathe

>>53999448
do you know of slovborg tho?
he's a slovenian who posts on 76chan /int/, loves black women, hates decadence, loves serious discussion about john glubb and hates liberals
pretty based

>>53999504
why are you always here

ahh Brits not comfy. It's drunk and pepe-esqe as usual. Why did I expect you guys to be on my vibe. lol.

Chin up lads xxxx

Lads. are Death grips actually worth listening to or is it just a /mu/ meme?

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I have a Russian gf now btw

cant focus ona damned thing on this damned website but i just made a reply but i wish to maker another, now if you would elet me id make another post and youd repl tot it but ypopic anmt because tyoaf the fjuckign wait time its fuckign sasburd init im the b estyper bu u know uniot ahaha >>53999515 i love you but move to the new thread you fuckign plummy weapon ahahahhhahaa plummy adhjective of or resembling a plum ahahha im reinventifn the english langage ive got japanese filth in my ears lads please reply or i will recry AHAHHHHHHHHHA AHAHHHHHH I LOVEGIRLS BUT I KLNOW I GET VERY SAD SOMETIEMS ahahhhhhhhhhh not an ahahhhhh just an ahhhhhh very sad ahhhhh

>>53999524
different time zones. its yankpostin hours now

>>53999533
/mu/ is a meme 2bh

>>53999527
this is why you don't do md on your own mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoQttIgNMmw

>>53999550
an an an an an Kyary pamyu pamyu

>>53999551
its nothing to do with timezones you're always here do you not have friends

anyone tried blue aldi MDMA

>>53999550
should challenge a jf from another thread to try and decipher your posts

#FELING

>>53999533
They're my favorite band, but the fanbase is admittedly pretty shit.

If you're not into "experimental" stuff you might not enjoy it at first, but they're seriously an incredibly talented group of lads. Their use of field recordings/sampling is out of this world. Give their whosampled page a look

Also their discography is incredibly varied

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Me attempting to shag a bird edition

>>53999579
thats it thats fuckingit thats it thats it thats it thats it i feel a bit ill should i stop drinking (you voice no you shoukdnt) oh alright ill d rink more just for you kyary ylou ssaucy wench youi fucking slut you slag ill drill into your fanny wanny onceone dayinit

>>53999597
>>53999597
ill go to sverigetraden or wahteevr its called init gigeme a seocnd

>>53999547
I love you too visa, I mean anon.

>>53999547
boast pics

>>53999605
you fucking idiot

>>53999608
delete this

>>53999605
how could you be this socially retarded

>>53999554
You know what? It was actually really, really nice and not at all lonely/boring like I thought it might be.

I took a long walk (~5 miles or so but obviously walking at a spangled pace) listening to some grime through the woods. Ended up taking the headphones out and just enjoying the silence. Went to where my Dad's ashes are (he died 2~ years ago) and sat with him for a bit.

Now I'm back with techno and a tea, talking to my friend in Thailand on Skype. I dunno man. It was pretty good. Worked through a lot of stuff I didn't realise I needed to.

Not going to make a habit of it la. But 1000000% better than getting drunk on your own -- which for me personally just makes me bitter/angry. Hope you've had a nice evening xxx

>>53999605
You were actually in there if you didn't start grovelling, you idiot.

>>53999634

>>53999605

You've fucked it lad. the 'im drunk so i cant control what i say OMG SHAG ME' is an obvious lie to anyone. SHould have just come out straight and said she was fit and you wanted to fuck/go out

>>53999586

my sister was in the world trade center on 9/11. She got out thought

>>53999361
Nice to see you had a good time lad. xx

>>53999660
post the bottle pussio

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>yes that's why white people are the superior race
>we are not the same race as africans or chinks, neanderthal admixture gave us the intelligence to advance homo sapiens so rapidly
>and yes different species can reproduce for multiple generations, don't know why any white would toss away their precious genes though

just found out im a british citizen thanks to my dad. feels kind of weird. im gonna apply for a passport cuz i heard you can live anywhere in the EU with one though.

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>track features a prominent trumpet element

>>53999550
haha love you, silly billy

>>53999637
alright m8 just don't expect drunk people on here to be on your level

Not a fan of mdma and its ilk anyhow, prefer psychedelics

I have had a good evening hope you continue to enjoy yours

>>53999665>>53999665>>53999665
>>53999665
>>53999665
>>53999665
me in sverige anaahahahhah i mad eht egrae past

>>53999668
tell me you love me again i need it ahaha just no big ting just a little ting inti ahahahahahahhahha love you caralad you great person you8re always there like satna claus but not in adehumanisijg way just a ver reliable person i imagine despite not nowing you in the real irl ife

>>53999668
>post the bottle pussio

I dont understand you lad.

neanderthals literally died out because they were dumb cunt manlets and hence why it's used as an insult

>>53999664
thanks mate xx

>>53999583
im just a master memer ;^)

>>53999692
quoted the wrong person was meant for >>53999691

>>53999662
A shame.

>>53999691
dra åt helvete hahahaha

>>53999723

yeah, she's a bit of a cunt ain't she?

going to the pub with a mate later

unironically going for a wank

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Ready to celebrate the new millionth shitpost?

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>>53999676
>just found out im a british citizen thanks to my dad
How did that work?

>>53999751
aussies are trash!

>>53999722
not posting shite just love you ok just love me and its all good mate ajahahahhaah i love you its italian so you wouldnt find any silly self centred satisfaction init but your my favoutrite gimmick person ok i LOVE YOIU

`

touching my willy

imagine if we all still had black skin

there never would have been any slavery or racism

ironically going for a wank

>>53999637
>>53999704
Very glad for you lad. Put on some comfy music and put the feet and up and reflect on what you learnt about yourself from your "trip" (i refuse to say roll). Put yeah try some meditation it'd be easy to do so in the state of consciousness you're on. :)

someone please shoot me in the head

>>53999777
cant believe all passports are cucked by the boong flag haha

>>53999800
think you'd have to go outside for that

>>53999749
No, the world just wouldn't miss another American.

swear tae fook someone is command prompt ddosing me

I knew I shouldn't have joined that fucking Skype chat kek

>>53999783
but then we wouldnt have freckled red haired qt's like my ex

someone please shoot me in the head with a semen load

>>53999603

Any advice on where to start then?

>>53999810
That's the electronic crisps in it mate

>>53999777
his dad decided he identifies as a british woman and it would be bigotry for the government to deny it

>>53999836
technology continues to blow my mind

>>53999676
Why would you ever want to go to Yurop?

>>53999778
God I would happily give the lives of every American on Earth for nothing more than another breath.

as an irish citizen, if i move to northern ireland can i become a Uk citizen?
hypothetically, i dont want a brit passport lmao

>>53999856
yea but it never swallows haha

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Posting some absolutely mad banter from the dictionary.

https://clyp.it/4zvl2lo5

AND ANGRIER
AND ANGRIER
AND ANGRIER

>>53999777
My dad was from Britain and died when I was five. I recently found a half-finished letter of his asking the British Consulate if I qualified for British citizenship through him by descent. I called the British Consulate and they said I did so now I'm applying for a passport to become a dual citizen.

>>53999836
what? really? are you telling me that not every passport in the world pays homage to the traditional custodians of australia by putting the aboiriginal flag on their passport? amazed. really amazed. the kiwis do it again with their ground breaking contention.

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>>53999800
And miss out on the upcoming Trumpire? I think not lad

ere id gums

>>53999885
Yes.

If you come to Northern Ireland I will unironically curb stomp you please come over.

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>God I would happily give the lives of every American on Earth for nothing more than another breath.

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waaaahoooooooooooo
nananana it all
waaahoooooooo

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>>53999889
Second part.

>>53999889
>change it
Why?just because he said so?

my life is going nowhere lads

feel like moving to aus to be honest

any anons in QLD want to help me out

>>53999889
quaility sghit i ddi d a fart and its just about as funny as tat and i think thast funny despite bieing it inti im a bit of a feminist but only insofar as we get the same shite as a good old fashoned nman, i still enjoy getting thigsn off easy for being a girl such as fuckigne verything, feminism is a bit of a joke, aaah

>>53999830
I'd start with The Money Store. Niggas on the Moon and No Love Deep Web are my personal favorites but TMS is their most accessible. I'd recommend reading the lyrics as well because Stefan is a really talented lyricist

I hated DG at first, but they're now my favorite group and I listen to them pretty much every day

>>53999930
top kek

>>53999916
source

>>53999889
>>53999930
fucking jej

>>53999903

Any plans on what to do when you get it? HAve you also checked that it doesnt fuck with your American citizenship in anyway. Sometimes Dual citizenship can do that

KIM WILDE

check these numbers

>>53999903
do it man. that's a strong passport combination, quite jealous. shame uncle sam is such a dick when it comes to taxation..

>>53999786
I hate the 'roll' word too, was just using it for the sake of our American friends. Not sure I'd say trip either but it was good. Listening to some techno in bed with a cup of tea. Comfy to the max :) Hope you've had a nice one buddy

>>53999873
It might be on his list to see white people before he dies.

>>53999932
aren't canadians and australians literally the most opposite a human can be despite both coming from nigels sperm cell

>>53999906
>2/64
Hahaha pooicide watch

>>53999930
apex zozzle

islam is peace

Check em and kek em

anime

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just ordered 200$ worth of DNM contraband

KIM WILDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PMC_vlsvPo

>>54000002
>>53999994
>>54000007
dun goofed!

>>54000000

CLOSEST ITT

SUCK MY WILLY

>>53999891
BTW CHECK OUT THIS HOT MEME

>>54000011
whats the go to market these days lad?

>>54000000

>>54000000

>>54000000
in here lads hahaha

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>>53999983
Settin yourself up for some banter a bit too easy there m8

tell the lad who got the get to FOY

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>>53999930
Annihilated.

how come my post numbers rarely have identical integers in the ones and tens places?

>>53999903
You aren't welcome here and will be jumped the first night you are out.

>>53999942

>I'd start with The Money Store

wew lad. Its pretty good

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i remembered being 7 posts away from the 85 million get on /b/

>it's now close to 665 million

>>54000059
I don't see how, there is no metric by which you could turn being non-white around on me, Pedro.

Best asmr videos?

>>53999930
i dont get it

>>54000117

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f02-vhmd7Ss

>>54000214

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52hQ0n7ctbg

>>53999964
No plans, just like the idea of having the freedom to live in so many places. Plus I feel like the longer I wait the less likely I'll actually get the passport.

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>tfw pathetic babyface
>tfw will never be taken seriously ever

Wish I'd died in the womb.

>>54000263
adorbs

>>54000263
>babyface
maybe you will enjoy babymetal

>>54000263
atleast paedophiles will find you attractive

I'm a KV, be honest non-virgins, if I ever do somehow have sex with a girl

Will my cock be enough? It's 7 inches x 5.5

think some of you are proper cute

>>54000263
catholic priests will love you

>>54000263
Just move to Japan my dude :^D the girls there will fuck ANY white guy XD

>>54000305
get out.

>>53999930
B A N T E R
A
N
T
E
R

>>54000148
I've only ever been to London and Exeter. London seems like a European NYC and Exeter is this storybook English town.

[spoiler]I also didn't see one black person while I was there so that's a big plus.[/spoiler]

hitler napoleon stalin lenin and putin are/were all manlets and probably all had sexual deviancies or deformities

that's what makes a great man - huge insecurity combined with huge potential to compensate for it

>>54000335
?

>>54000263
Same here lad.

I look about 15.

think some of you are proper uggers thought personality wise i think youre proper filthy and id hate to be near you but the other ones i think youire great so keeop ebng good init

>>54000305
no, it needs to be at least 8.5 for her to not laugh at your babby dick

>>54000349
>are/were
edgy

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lads lads ladsladslads lads lads lads

>>53999964
Also I specifically checked the dual national box on the application and apparently you only lose your US citizenship if you renounce it.

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https://clyp.it/4zvl2lo5
https://clyp.it/4zvl2lo5
https://clyp.it/4zvl2lo5

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED WAYNE

>>54000411
TOP. TOP. TOP LAD

Why aren't you in bed, lads?

Do British chicks like American boys

>>54000441
I don't sleep because sleep is the cousin of death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIt-MlNvx9k

woke up at 3

haha jfmsu

>>54000452
No non-whites sorry

have you ever actually seen a good post by a cancuçk? yanks have their ups and downs but leafs are fucking awful

>>54000441
too muchy doing the enjoy of >>54000411's spiffing posts i love them and want to prostrate myself for them but if only i had a prostration to prostrate intiahahahhhaahaahaahhhha but i dont ahahhhahaahaha aright mate just keep it up init ahaha youre mtfav but odnt tell anyone or theyll have my fanny flaps for garters

>>54000478
I'm white

REALLY TIRED AND IFEEL LIKE SLEEPING INIT butits got awhole nother 13 seconds left ahah 12 111 0 9 8 6 5 4 3 2 1 1

>>54000402

Everything is relative really and you become desensitised to whatever situation you live in no matter how bad or how good it is. That's why guys could laugh in the trenches and a millionaire gets bored enough of sex with a 10/10 that he starts visiting uglier prostitutes, We all live in relative comfort and half of us want to die but there are people in this world who have to fight for their next meal.

being a yank

>>54000441
drank too much booze conked out at 10 then woke at 2
gonna doze off for an hour or two until a it's a reasonable time to drink a coffee smoothie

>>54000487
J O Y
O
Y

test

this dog is seriously starting to piss me off. i let him out, i gave him food, i made him go to bed and yet still he keeps running around. fucking pissing me off right now i can understand now why some people beat dogs

Do British chicks like American boys? I'm going to a pretty small town in England to they probably haven't seen an American before.

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>>54000519
well said

did this america lite poster seriously just give me a (you)
i feel like I need to take a shower now

>tfw you weren't aborted

thanks a lot mum /sarcasm

>>54000569
If you went to a big city you would have a better chance. Small town people just do not like outsiders of any stripe.

t. Small town person

Its Ogre. Trump has fucked it with Moderates

http://forward.com/opinion/331449/that-time-donald-trump-promoted-a-twitter-with-an-image-of-him-as-a-nazi-ga/

>>54000569
We get a lot of Canadians

Same thing

>>54000619
DELETE THIS

>>54000613
Trump never had it with moderates though

>>54000613
No

>>54000553

One of my dogs has started doing this shit at 4am or 5am. always wants to be let in/out of the bedroom

>>54000613
What a little legend

"I only have one regret in the women department – that I never had the opportunity to court Lady Diana Spencer", Trump wrote in his 1997 book, The Art of the Comeback. "I met her on a number of occasions … She was a genuine princess – a dream lady.

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why didnt ashton kutcher go back in time and strangle himself with the umbilical cord

>>54000553
walk him you tard, or at least train him better

>>54000611
Last time I went chicks were always asking where I was from in a kind of flirting away.

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>Its Ogre. Trump has fucked it with Moderates

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35385227

>A man cleared of raping a woman has been ordered to give police 24 hours' notice before he has sex.
>It requires the man disclose any planned sexual activity to the police or face up to five years in prison.
>The order - which was drawn up by magistrates in Northallerton, North Yorkshire, and extended in York - reads: "You must disclose the details of any female including her name, address and date of birth.
>"You must do this at least 24 hours prior to any sexual activity taking place."
>It also contains restrictions on his use of the internet and mobile phone devices and requires him to inform officers of any change of address.

When did we become North Korea, lads?

And then...depression set in

>>54000023
QUÉBEC TRAITOR

TRAÎTRE !

>>54000613
garrisoooooooooon

>>54000152
just to give you reference of how much their sound has changed since then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kDinXI0bxM

Björk sent DG a bunch of vocal stems and they made an entire album out of them (and the entire thing was recorded on an electronic drumset. Literally every sound was triggered by their drummer)

>>54000681
When we elected a tory government

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Heard the gf pee today, feeling pretty strange rn.

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>>54000613
http://www.theonion.com/article/will-be-end-trumps-campaign-says-increasingly-nerv-52002

>>54000681
>having sex in the first place

Fuck him
normie cunt

>>54000441
I am :) why aren't YOU?

>>54000726
did u get a stiffy?

>>54000681
>cleared of raping a woman
So he didn't actually rape anybody?

>>54000613

he's already said he wants muslims banned and his support increased, do you think voters give a shit about stuff like this or will remember it in november?

>>54000726
FONT

>>54000744
no. Had deluded myself that girls did not pee/poo, but now I can't deny myself any longer

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>>54000726
>you will never have a gf who pees and poos around you

>>54000681

weed is legal in north korea

>>54000713
These are artistic

>>54000613
good banter

>>54000781
so is meth

>>54000681
>not phoning in every day to log your wanks

took no benzos tonight which means i will wake up near blind in my left eye lol

*begin blog post*
oneitis is no longer pissed at me
*end blog post*

i have come to regret telling that fat girl that i liked that qt girl, it was a spur of the moment thing that i should have stopped myself from texting


but hopefully it pays dividends in the end
i wanted to plant the info so the fat girl spreads the gossip...

>>54000765
LOL lads he didn't install an in-toilet camera to watch his gf poo what a loser hahahaa

REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO TF UP????
SMASH THAT MF POST BUTTON

WAHAAAAAAAAAAYY

Put a short clip of "Narcissist" on Instagram (FONT) and the qt lab partner LIKED IT

just did a cum into a sock because my sister and her m8s are in the living room and they'd know I was flushing a cum tissue if I went to the bathroom

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just cracked open the first beer of the night and it's hitting the spot lads

>>54000803
go to a doctor you retard

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>The thing about crumb cakes, is that you have to focus on the crumbs, as well as the cake

Thinking about the chubby American girl with the lazy eye in college that I didn't ask out lads

probs would have said no anyway aha

>>54000834
>not rubbing it in their faces

Strewth lad, where's your sense of banter?

>>54000803
same shit happens to me except its with my right eye

>>54000810
>>54000812
just ghost these bitches lads. they don't like you and they're just shining you for their own pathetic purposes.

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>>54000839

>>54000812
fuck you normie PIECE OF SHIT

>>54000860
>chubby American

Bit redundant there lad

Waheeey

I really, really like americans

NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT

REEEEEEEEEE

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*freeze frame*

That head there? Yep thats me. So i guess you're wondering how i ended up in this situation. Well there is a story and it starts in 1789

Downvoting normies on yik yak

britcunts out

>>54000894
Aren't aussies like king normies?

>>54000887
good post

>>54000893
bad post

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>>54000839
>black and tan

GOOD proddie lad.

>in kitchen
>another flatmate enters
>"hey"
>"hi"
>awkward silence until one of us finds a reason to leave

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>>54000921

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>>54000893
I really, really like this post

>>54000865
she really liked me after we had our argument
only reason im not calling her my gf yet is because she lives 3 hours away and we havent been on a single date

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>

>friend's gf who I used to hang out with the both of them
>haven't talked in months
>texts me out of nowhere "What's going on"
>say nothing bout to go hang out with so and so
>"Oh nice"
>doesn't respond after that
>exact same thing happens again tonight
what the fuck does she want?

and yes i am technically "homeless"

>>54000946
*she said she

>>54000961
ask her

>>54000927
Aye lad

Purge the taigs

>>54000967
sells sea shells on t' sea shore

>>54000961
>what the fuck does she want?
attention. IGNORE HER.

>>54000921

well, i'm definitely not... I haven't done anything with my life in the past year and have no friends lmao.

we're not special, we probs have just as many abnormies as america & the uk

>gf grinded on my leg while she straddled me and we made out, could practically hear her cum
pretty hot desu lads.

>>54000957

>doesn't fit the narrative of da evil white man oppress da negro

in the bin it goes

>>54000961
T O F U C K

>>54000961
are you black? probably wants you to cück your friend with your big black uncut anaconda

its so easy to trigger mexicunts lads

all you do is tell them their country is irrelevant and they blow a fuse

>>54001007
Literally just turned my entire concept of Australia upside down

The FUCK is with all these normies 'texting' and 'social media'

FUCK OFF

IF YOU HAVE EVER KISSED A GIRL YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF

>>54000961
you to carry the conversation because women are used to having things handed to them

Listening to All Time Low xxx

think I just got my gf pregnant. she's doing another pregnancy test right now. should i tell her to flush it or keep it

>>54001007
>we probs have just as many abnormies as america & the uk

Doubtful m8
I imagine the percentage is significantly smaller

You're the land of Zyzz and beaches and festivals

something just made a noise outside lads :o im scared

christ I've been applying for work everywhere don'tcha know but nones hiring around here for fucks sake boys

I have a masters in architecuture and city planning maybe I could get a job working for the trump organisation

>>54001020
FONT

>>54001039
kek top yourself freak

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>effectiveness we cannot do obviously
If it's so obvious, why does he say it every single time? Why is it even a category if he can't do it?

reminder that if a girl texts you for any practical reason (e.g., schoolwork) you must ignore her

>>54001065
It was me haha

Really miss my female australian friend :-(

>>54001037
how long had you been working on that for?

>>54001020
GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT FUCKING OUT OTUT OUTTTT

>>54001101
this is how I got my current gf though, no joke. We started as a study group and now we're dating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcWVL4B-4pI

>>54001063
yeah but we can also live fairly comfortably with just centrelink payments if you don't live in an expensive area.

>>54001069
i went into an interview for a boring office admin job the other day and they rejected me because they thought "i wouldn't stick with it". what the fuck does that even mean? because i have a decent education they think they won't be able to treat me like shit in case i leave?

>>54001069
move to japan my friend :^)

>>54001133
Good post.

>>54000171
The Himalaya of shitposting.

>>54000966
hilarious post


this is the last post i will read before bed because i like it so much


good night

>>54001164
Stop rating posts!

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>move to japan my friend :^)

>>54001142
I thought only bogans did that?

And don't they make you do menial shit like landscaping if you can't find a real job?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

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FUCKKKK OFFF FNORMIESSSSS

FUCK STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIENDS

I WILL NEVER TOUCH A GIRL STOP FUCKING MOCKING ME

gonna get a ban soon lads

- :P

>>54001198
>typical narcissistic abnormie thinks anyone cares enough about him to mock him

>>54000214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSa4XBP6vtA

>>54001181
that was the joke you fucking seppo cunt. it was an ironic reply to your post, so there is no fucking need to point out my stupid post by fedoraing it

>>54001065
me kicking a phat 1 bar freestyle

>>54001210
this turned me on in a sexual way

Too late in the thread to make a good post tbqh

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>that was the joke you fucking seppo cunt. it was an ironic reply to your post, so there is no fucking need to point out my stupid post by fedoraing it

>>54001208
on my way to slap the shit out of you

need to die in a puddle of my own vomit

>>54001237
fuck off you scrawny little abnormie cunt i would break you

>>54001177
Great effort lad, keep it up

>>54001190

>I thought only bogans did that?
I don't think so, it's pretty easy to get autismbux

>And don't they make you do menial shit like landscaping if you can't find a real job?
I think you have to apply for some jobs or they help you get a job or something like that, can't say for sure since I've never applied for it though

doing a nigger

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>fuck off you scrawny little abnormie cunt i would break you

THIS IS GOOD! :D YES YES YES

>tfw oneitis is easy as hell and she will probably suck my dick when we finally meet up

>>54001279
hey that's cool and all but being gay is not tolerated here

*kisses you on the cheek and winks*

Lads i need help finding a youtube channel. It was of some guy maybe italian or something who did cooking videos but his house was full of rubbish including his Bath being full of plates and piles or rubbish in his kitchen. cant remember it for the life of me.

>>54001249
I'm a powerlifter m80

You're a tiny little normie shit who has never deadlifted in his life

>>54001301
thought powerlifters were supposed to be good at picking up? haha evidently not

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>You're a tiny little normie shit who has never deadlifted in his life

>>54000944
dem titayz

I can't believe that in 2016 people still follow organized religion

>I'm a powerlifter

>>54001295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

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>>54001301
>OI U CHEEKY CUNT ILL PICK YOU UP AND SET YOU BACK DOWN AGAIN SEVERAL TIMES IF YOU KEEP RUNNIN THAT GAB A YORS

>>54001311
ISAID TO STOP MOCKING ME

>I'm an energylifter per time

can't wait to die before my 31st birthday

*sexually harasses you*

anyone else here gay?

>produced two tracks for some friends
>things go down, I leave the group
>they shit out 6 other songs by themselves, and are putting out a mixtape
>they are putting on a show next week, where they will perform these songs, including the ones I produced, where they will make a profit
What do? What would be a fair cut to ask for? Should I just ask for some promotion or something like that?