love this thread
nth for cara becuase i love you netherlands you dutch fucking lad hahahahahahhahahahahhhaa you clould init the rhythm yeah mate best word of the lot init ahahahahhahaha gunna make apost and if you like this post dont reply but just say "#FELING" and i will know u love me alright ahaha
can someone photoshop brendan fraser onto this?
who /comfy/ here?
pill lad back from earlier. Went for a long walk in the countryside. Just got back, put a brew on and kicking it with some techno :)
I would green text it for you, but it's not really that exciting. All I will say is it was really nice having some time to get lost in my thoughts and 'sort things out'.
init fucking classioc ledge lad i fuckign love you anxd lets pretend your kyary alright ok im fucking init great im going t o fuck a kyrary rone day that s bait werierd init im sorry but i will still fuck kyary one day inti
yes that's why white people are the superior race
we are not the same race as africans or chinks, neanderthal admixture gave us the intelligence to advance homo sapiens so rapidly
and yes different species can reproduce for multiple generations, don't know why any white would toss away their precious genes though
>LITERALLY FUCKING CAVEMAN EYEBROWS
holy fuck, I cant breathe
do you know of slovborg tho?
he's a slovenian who posts on 76chan /int/, loves black women, hates decadence, loves serious discussion about john glubb and hates liberals
cant focus ona damned thing on this damned website but i just made a reply but i wish to maker another, now if you would elet me id make another post and youd repl tot it but ypopic anmt because tyoaf the fjuckign wait time its fuckign sasburd init im the b estyper bu u know uniot ahaha >>53999515 i love you but move to the new thread you fuckign plummy weapon ahahahhhahaa plummy adhjective of or resembling a plum ahahha im reinventifn the english langage ive got japanese filth in my ears lads please reply or i will recry AHAHHHHHHHHHA AHAHHHHHH I LOVEGIRLS BUT I KLNOW I GET VERY SAD SOMETIEMS ahahhhhhhhhhh not an ahahhhhh just an ahhhhhh very sad ahhhhh
They're my favorite band, but the fanbase is admittedly pretty shit.
If you're not into "experimental" stuff you might not enjoy it at first, but they're seriously an incredibly talented group of lads. Their use of field recordings/sampling is out of this world. Give their whosampled page a look
Also their discography is incredibly varied
Me attempting to shag a bird edition
thats it thats fuckingit thats it thats it thats it thats it i feel a bit ill should i stop drinking (you voice no you shoukdnt) oh alright ill d rink more just for you kyary ylou ssaucy wench youi fucking slut you slag ill drill into your fanny wanny onceone dayinit
ill go to sverigetraden or wahteevr its called init gigeme a seocnd
You know what? It was actually really, really nice and not at all lonely/boring like I thought it might be.
I took a long walk (~5 miles or so but obviously walking at a spangled pace) listening to some grime through the woods. Ended up taking the headphones out and just enjoying the silence. Went to where my Dad's ashes are (he died 2~ years ago) and sat with him for a bit.
Now I'm back with techno and a tea, talking to my friend in Thailand on Skype. I dunno man. It was pretty good. Worked through a lot of stuff I didn't realise I needed to.
Not going to make a habit of it la. But 1000000% better than getting drunk on your own -- which for me personally just makes me bitter/angry. Hope you've had a nice evening xxx
You've fucked it lad. the 'im drunk so i cant control what i say OMG SHAG ME' is an obvious lie to anyone. SHould have just come out straight and said she was fit and you wanted to fuck/go out
>yes that's why white people are the superior race
>we are not the same race as africans or chinks, neanderthal admixture gave us the intelligence to advance homo sapiens so rapidly
>and yes different species can reproduce for multiple generations, don't know why any white would toss away their precious genes though
alright m8 just don't expect drunk people on here to be on your level
Not a fan of mdma and its ilk anyhow, prefer psychedelics
I have had a good evening hope you continue to enjoy yours
me in sverige anaahahahhah i mad eht egrae past
tell me you love me again i need it ahaha just no big ting just a little ting inti ahahahahahahhahha love you caralad you great person you8re always there like satna claus but not in adehumanisijg way just a ver reliable person i imagine despite not nowing you in the real irl ife
>just found out im a british citizen thanks to my dad
How did that work?
not posting shite just love you ok just love me and its all good mate ajahahahhaah i love you its italian so you wouldnt find any silly self centred satisfaction init but your my favoutrite gimmick person ok i LOVE YOIU
Very glad for you lad. Put on some comfy music and put the feet and up and reflect on what you learnt about yourself from your "trip" (i refuse to say roll). Put yeah try some meditation it'd be easy to do so in the state of consciousness you're on. :)
Posting some absolutely mad banter from the dictionary.
My dad was from Britain and died when I was five. I recently found a half-finished letter of his asking the British Consulate if I qualified for British citizenship through him by descent. I called the British Consulate and they said I did so now I'm applying for a passport to become a dual citizen.
what? really? are you telling me that not every passport in the world pays homage to the traditional custodians of australia by putting the aboiriginal flag on their passport? amazed. really amazed. the kiwis do it again with their ground breaking contention.
And miss out on the upcoming Trumpire? I think not lad
>God I would happily give the lives of every American on Earth for nothing more than another breath.
nananana it all
quaility sghit i ddi d a fart and its just about as funny as tat and i think thast funny despite bieing it inti im a bit of a feminist but only insofar as we get the same shite as a good old fashoned nman, i still enjoy getting thigsn off easy for being a girl such as fuckigne verything, feminism is a bit of a joke, aaah
I'd start with The Money Store. Niggas on the Moon and No Love Deep Web are my personal favorites but TMS is their most accessible. I'd recommend reading the lyrics as well because Stefan is a really talented lyricist
I hated DG at first, but they're now my favorite group and I listen to them pretty much every day
do it man. that's a strong passport combination, quite jealous. shame uncle sam is such a dick when it comes to taxation..
I hate the 'roll' word too, was just using it for the sake of our American friends. Not sure I'd say trip either but it was good. Listening to some techno in bed with a cup of tea. Comfy to the max :) Hope you've had a nice one buddy
Settin yourself up for some banter a bit too easy there m8
i remembered being 7 posts away from the 85 million get on /b/
>it's now close to 665 million
>tfw pathetic babyface
>tfw will never be taken seriously ever
Wish I'd died in the womb.
I've only ever been to London and Exeter. London seems like a European NYC and Exeter is this storybook English town.
[spoiler]I also didn't see one black person while I was there so that's a big plus.[/spoiler]
hitler napoleon stalin lenin and putin are/were all manlets and probably all had sexual deviancies or deformities
that's what makes a great man - huge insecurity combined with huge potential to compensate for it
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED WAYNE
too muchy doing the enjoy of >>54000411's spiffing posts i love them and want to prostrate myself for them but if only i had a prostration to prostrate intiahahahhhaahaahaahhhha but i dont ahahhhahaahaha aright mate just keep it up init ahaha youre mtfav but odnt tell anyone or theyll have my fanny flaps for garters
Everything is relative really and you become desensitised to whatever situation you live in no matter how bad or how good it is. That's why guys could laugh in the trenches and a millionaire gets bored enough of sex with a 10/10 that he starts visiting uglier prostitutes, We all live in relative comfort and half of us want to die but there are people in this world who have to fight for their next meal.
this dog is seriously starting to piss me off. i let him out, i gave him food, i made him go to bed and yet still he keeps running around. fucking pissing me off right now i can understand now why some people beat dogs
"I only have one regret in the women department – that I never had the opportunity to court Lady Diana Spencer", Trump wrote in his 1997 book, The Art of the Comeback. "I met her on a number of occasions … She was a genuine princess – a dream lady.
why didnt ashton kutcher go back in time and strangle himself with the umbilical cord
>A man cleared of raping a woman has been ordered to give police 24 hours' notice before he has sex.
>It requires the man disclose any planned sexual activity to the police or face up to five years in prison.
>The order - which was drawn up by magistrates in Northallerton, North Yorkshire, and extended in York - reads: "You must disclose the details of any female including her name, address and date of birth.
>"You must do this at least 24 hours prior to any sexual activity taking place."
>It also contains restrictions on his use of the internet and mobile phone devices and requires him to inform officers of any change of address.
When did we become North Korea, lads?
just to give you reference of how much their sound has changed since then...
Björk sent DG a bunch of vocal stems and they made an entire album out of them (and the entire thing was recorded on an electronic drumset. Literally every sound was triggered by their drummer)
>you will never have a gf who pees and poos around you
i have come to regret telling that fat girl that i liked that qt girl, it was a spur of the moment thing that i should have stopped myself from texting
but hopefully it pays dividends in the end
i wanted to plant the info so the fat girl spreads the gossip...
just cracked open the first beer of the night and it's hitting the spot lads
>The thing about crumb cakes, is that you have to focus on the crumbs, as well as the cake
That head there? Yep thats me. So i guess you're wondering how i ended up in this situation. Well there is a story and it starts in 1789
>friend's gf who I used to hang out with the both of them
>haven't talked in months
>texts me out of nowhere "What's going on"
>say nothing bout to go hang out with so and so
>doesn't respond after that
>exact same thing happens again tonight
what the fuck does she want?
well, i'm definitely not... I haven't done anything with my life in the past year and have no friends lmao.
we're not special, we probs have just as many abnormies as america & the uk
>effectiveness we cannot do obviously
If it's so obvious, why does he say it every single time? Why is it even a category if he can't do it?
i went into an interview for a boring office admin job the other day and they rejected me because they thought "i wouldn't stick with it". what the fuck does that even mean? because i have a decent education they think they won't be able to treat me like shit in case i leave?
FUCKKKK OFFF FNORMIESSSSS
FUCK STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIENDS
I WILL NEVER TOUCH A GIRL STOP FUCKING MOCKING ME
>that was the joke you fucking seppo cunt. it was an ironic reply to your post, so there is no fucking need to point out my stupid post by fedoraing it
>I thought only bogans did that?
I don't think so, it's pretty easy to get autismbux
>And don't they make you do menial shit like landscaping if you can't find a real job?
I think you have to apply for some jobs or they help you get a job or something like that, can't say for sure since I've never applied for it though
>fuck off you scrawny little abnormie cunt i would break you
Lads i need help finding a youtube channel. It was of some guy maybe italian or something who did cooking videos but his house was full of rubbish including his Bath being full of plates and piles or rubbish in his kitchen. cant remember it for the life of me.
>You're a tiny little normie shit who has never deadlifted in his life
>OI U CHEEKY CUNT ILL PICK YOU UP AND SET YOU BACK DOWN AGAIN SEVERAL TIMES IF YOU KEEP RUNNIN THAT GAB A YORS
>produced two tracks for some friends
>things go down, I leave the group
>they shit out 6 other songs by themselves, and are putting out a mixtape
>they are putting on a show next week, where they will perform these songs, including the ones I produced, where they will make a profit
What do? What would be a fair cut to ask for? Should I just ask for some promotion or something like that?